Author Topic: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show" (Read 78958 times)

tellomon · « **on:** June 13, 2021, 11:12:07 AM »

"It's easy to have a nice life.

The difficult part is preserving it."

-Ron Tello
June 12. 2021
Sugarloaf, California
92386

tellomon · « **Reply #1 on:** June 13, 2021, 11:31:15 AM »

Read the sign.

tellomon · « **Reply #2 on:** June 13, 2021, 12:01:40 PM »

PRODUCTION NOTE:

Format: Free Form, but with respect to the Lurkers' sense of dread.

Style: Collage, not a chronological monolog.

Expected Intensity Level: Optimized 8 out of 11.

Projected Outcome: 50/50

Estimated Costs: Blood, Sweat and Covidollars.

*END TRANSMISSION*

*CountessA* · « **Reply #3 on:** June 13, 2021, 12:51:58 PM »

Executive notes: it's monologue. If you spell it thus, you will find it looks more pleasing, and there's an extra $2.20 in it. ($1.10* per letter.)

* The Yeti pays. You will have to find him first, of course...

tellomon · « **Reply #4 on:** June 13, 2021, 01:22:49 PM »

Thx Tessa.
You couldn't possibly destroy my credibility
anymore than I have.

Shut up, smee.

tellomon · « **Reply #5 on:** June 13, 2021, 02:20:43 PM »

Jake Robbins
Jake sent Today at 8:49 PM
Bored.

You sent Today at 8:58 PM
Read The Tello Files. Start here:
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=510.0
The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
ozroundtable.com

Jake Robbins
Jake sent Today at 9:03 PM
Ouch.. not doin much lately either, huh?

You sent Today at 9:05 PM
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=510.msg712810#msg712810
The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
ozroundtable.com

Jake Robbins
Jake sent Today at 9:07 PM
Sounds like you're blessed with a companion in your adventures.

You sent Today at 9:07 PM
Yeppers. More reports to come if I live well to get there.

Jake Robbins
Jake sent Today at 9:08 PM
Montello will be lucky to have you.

You sent Today at 9:08 PM
Did you ask them?

Jake Robbins
Jake sent Today at 9:09 PM
I don't have to --- you have a reputation for serving good cold drinks & a decent burger. I think you'll fit in fine.

You sent Today at 9:11 PM
This time IT'S FOR REAL. Struggle is top of the menu.

Jake Robbins
Jake sent Today at 9:12 PM
Hasn't that always been so?

Jake sent Today at 9:12 PM
The Ron perseveres.

You sent Today at 9:12 PM
*blush*

tellomon · « **Reply #6 on:** June 13, 2021, 02:46:12 PM »

You sent Today at 5:34 PM
Hello Dee. I hope you are doing well. I have a request: could you encourage Alan Lee to return my email messages and return my Documents?
I am in a pickle. I asked him to help. He came to my house. Said he would help. Radio Silence is the word. Please help my wife and I. Here's a briefing on the subject:
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=510.msg712810#msg712810
The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
ozroundtable.com

Thank you!

Dee Levey
Dee sent Today at 5:37 PM
I honestly rarely talk to him. I'm also in Facebook jail so I can't communicate with him on Facebook until I get out of Facebook jail and I have two more weeks. but I haven't talked to him in a while cuz I guess they're really busy and especially now with the mayor having to resign and the meetings that are coming up I'm guessing is the reason I don't see him often, because I work 7 days a week but if I come across him I'll tell him to get a hold of you

You sent Today at 5:39 PM
So kind. Why r u in FB jail--a free speech issue? Censorship violations?

Dee Levey
Dee sent Today at 5:41 PM
I called a guy a pig on my personal Facebook wall, I wasn't lying he's a pig and I could have called him a lot worse but I didn't. so he cried to Facebook until they stuck me in jail for 30 days for "bullying"

You sent Today at 5:51 PM
Woe. Sry. It figures. Big Tech is out of control. I post news stories of it on my blog. Ain't life grand? 😭

Dee Levey
Dee sent Today at 5:51 PM
Indeed

You sent Today at 5:52 PM
Yep!

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #7 on:** June 14, 2021, 04:52:43 PM »

Quote from: *CountessA* on June 13, 2021, 12:51:58 PM

Executive notes: it's monologue. If you spell it thus, you will find it looks more pleasing, and there's an extra $2.20 in it. ($1.10* per letter.)

* The Yeti pays. You will have to find him first, of course...

I think the US version of Scrabble must only have 95 tiles - missing some vowels. That could explain a few things.

tellomon · « **Reply #8 on:** June 15, 2021, 01:42:29 PM »

http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=510.msg712934#msg712934

tellomon · « **Reply #9 on:** June 15, 2021, 06:36:02 PM »

Take note you goofballs:

This is where I draw the line.

I'm bizzy.
Do not disturb
anymore than I already am.

Shut up, smee...

*CountessA* · « **Reply #10 on:** June 16, 2021, 12:34:27 AM »

This is a line.

That was a line.

tellomon · « **Reply #11 on:** June 16, 2021, 12:42:44 PM »

Drunk ain't so bad.

Sober ain't so bad.

Life is Subjective, so just...DON'T.

Government Intervention: REALLY BAD!

Our play is to shove their own dirt up their bum.

Stand by...... we have dirt, gravel, mud and a questionable
Building Permits issue from 20 years ago.

Or did it not happen?

Dirt is what you can't wash out so easily with a hand wash.....

tellomon · « **Reply #12 on:** June 17, 2021, 11:40:06 AM »

INSIDE SCOOP!

I have Lotus in my Lair once again.

She's sedated now, but just you wait!

Better bad times are a Trending Story!

And we are the Main Characters.

Shut up, smee. You never talk to me anymore. Are you now a Drop Bear Activist?Get a Face and show it.

You won't, and that's how smee runs his Freak Show!
Gotta love it!

tellomon · « **Reply #13 on:** June 17, 2021, 12:36:33 PM »

We still share the same Spittoon.

More details as I can articulate.

This is not fun.

It is required.

The Intel is in overload mode.

Motel Rats are we, in the Bunker at an undisclosed location nearby.

tellomon · « **Reply #14 on:** June 17, 2021, 03:30:57 PM »

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #15 on:** June 17, 2021, 09:38:42 PM »

Now that's what I call "Politically Incorrect".

(Actually, just the bottom right corner)

tellomon · « **Reply #16 on:** June 18, 2021, 08:48:59 AM »

"Friends don't let friends drink and post.

You are a huge disappointment.

It's OK. I got Lotus to show me the way.
(Or help me walk with a sugar cane)"

tellomon · « **Reply #17 on:** June 18, 2021, 08:50:05 AM »

Quote from: *Brum6y* on June 17, 2021, 09:38:42 PM

Now that's what I call "Politically Incorrect".

(Actually, just the bottom right corner)

tellomon · « **Reply #18 on:** June 18, 2021, 10:09:03 AM »

SPONSORED CONTENT

I provoke thot
and they are thinking
"What am I thinking?"

This is THE TELLO FILES.

I can explain everything.

Your Trailer Park or Mine?

Better yours.
I got shut down.

tellomon · « **Reply #19 on:** June 18, 2021, 12:33:44 PM »

BREAKING NEWS

LOUIE WAS HERE
Stuff gonna get done around here.

Major Demo as the County proscribed.

I hate those guys.

More later....

tellomon · « **Reply #20 on:** June 18, 2021, 12:43:57 PM »

If I tell everything at once,
the Gov will hunt me down and slaughter me like a dog.

Better I parcel it out.

Not starting now.

tellomon · « **Reply #21 on:** June 18, 2021, 12:48:40 PM »

*Rewind*

tellomon · « **Reply #22 on:** June 19, 2021, 10:48:47 AM »

So much news...
Do I c n p the shite
or report from The Shelter?

None of it is good,
except for Lotus and I.

We still have toilet paper and Internet!

All we need is a major earthquake to seal the deal.

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #23 on:** June 19, 2021, 01:51:36 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on June 19, 2021, 10:48:47 AM

We still have toilet paper and Internet!

Well, that's got you covered for excrement from both sides.

tellomon · « **Reply #24 on:** June 19, 2021, 03:25:14 PM »

Dude, this is a Family Show.

Edit yourself.

No shite!

:where's that goddamm horse icon when I need it?:

tellomon · « **Reply #25 on:** June 19, 2021, 03:32:34 PM »

Interesting, Lotus and I are conversing over a Horsey chick-flick in the near-dark
and I began to tell my story about my moments when
a horse was smarter than me.

Wanna hear it?

Neither does she.

So a horse was smarter than me.
That was 30 years ago, maybe.

I'm better now.
Go ask the horse.

tellomon · « **Reply #26 on:** June 19, 2021, 05:30:42 PM »

101 Views

tellomon · « **Reply #27 on:** June 20, 2021, 04:23:00 AM »

Today begins Demolition Season
at the Loaf Stead.

Code Compliance, brutal.

tellomon · « **Reply #28 on:** June 20, 2021, 08:05:03 AM »

Here's the short story.

About 2 months ago, Sherry the Landlord, issued Notices concerning a hike in utilities costs.
We had this one knuckelhead renting the short room in the garage.

It was converted into residences without permits 20 years ago.

Knuckelhead went psycho.
He called the Code Peeps.

We got served.
So did the kh.
He's now living in his tiny little jeep, HA!

So then, I had to vacate my RV.
So I moved into the Motel Room in the garage.
Was there 5 days, then we contacted Louie to
fulfill the other Gov. mandate without a Court Hearing.

He have to DESTROY the interior garage. Dividing walls, Bathroom and Wood Stove.

This has caused financial hardship, cuz the 2 rental units are gone.

So we're losing money, and spending big to comply.

I'm in my RV since yesterday.

Louie and crew should be done soon.

A bit of clean up, and I'm back in the garage again.

My/Our whole life has been disrupted by one lousy loudmouth psycho brat!

THAT'S THE REAL CRIME HERE!!!

And Alan Lee, a respected Public Servant of the Community has been dead silent with me
all the way.
He needs to be held accountable!

So it's Sherry and I vs. the azzhules of the world,
and they're EVERYWHERE!!!!

Heads up!

tellomon · « **Reply #29 on:** June 20, 2021, 08:12:25 AM »

So, this means I blew my Cloke and Dagger Act.

It was colorful storytelling while it lasted.

tellomon · « **Reply #30 on:** June 20, 2021, 09:53:10 AM »

Heh-heh....

We have 6 months to complete the demo.

It's getting done right now.
We got a shining new Demo Permit posted on-site.

Louie and his Man are doing fine!

The walls are out, but we're keeping the
shower sink loo, not necessarily in that order.

So the space is still habitable.

I will puke if The County will make me homeless...AGAIN!

You know that one.....

http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=7992.0

*smee* · « **Reply #31 on:** June 20, 2021, 11:40:48 AM »

You will never be homo less

tellomon · « **Reply #32 on:** June 20, 2021, 02:21:52 PM »

The smoke alarm sounded.
There was no smoking.

The Perils of Demo.

The atrocities of smee.

He did it to himself.

He's losing his Funny Touch.

And Louie and Crew are working OVER TIME tonight!

Have you ever worked OVER TIME?

Some people have.

When I did, I rolled out a bag and camped out on the job site.

*CountessA* · « **Reply #33 on:** June 20, 2021, 09:50:09 PM »

Is it relatively easy to get the code permit thing?

Hopefully a bit of whatever is involved can be done... and then rent it out for more.

tellomon · « **Reply #34 on:** June 22, 2021, 02:59:08 AM »

SNAFU

tellomon · « **Reply #35 on:** June 22, 2021, 06:20:25 AM »

Seems that Louie's dump run guy bailed.

Louie Farfan

Anyone available for a dump run this evening before dump closes? Only drywall shouldn’t take long at all thanks!

Cody Dunn
Picks of the dump run ill give ya a quote

Amber Valencia
Thomas Bonde

Dylan Barron
Sending message

tellomon · « **Reply #36 on:** June 25, 2021, 06:33:54 AM »

And before/after pics look like these:

tellomon · « **Reply #37 on:** June 29, 2021, 10:42:37 AM »

Ron Tello Culley
Just now ·
Hi all. Allow me to make an odd request:
Times are tuff, gas ain't cheap. Wifey and I gotta get out of town, back to my Nevada Lair.
ISO 20' Conex, dropped off in our Sugarloaf driveway. Commercial operatives are demanding a King's Ransom...I think I can do better by asking you. I explore all opportunities to get things done.
We're not desperate yet.
Please ask around for us. THX!

*smee* · « **Reply #38 on:** June 29, 2021, 02:37:36 PM »

Is there any reason why you can't fly there on her broom?

tellomon · « **Reply #39 on:** June 30, 2021, 02:20:20 PM »

You know, I would really have to care if I needed to report you.
Would do no good, either.

You Aussies are tight.

Americancists!!!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #40 on:** June 30, 2021, 02:23:40 PM »

And now back to the Main Event:

A difficult conversation; Let's continue with the easy one first.

I'll go first.

Update on the Homefront; Big Bear: Chapter One

The local gov has strong armed us to
PAY for the destruction of our Paradise/Income Property.

We're camping in campers as the demo project drags on.
We own homes and don't live in them.
Sherry here. Me in Montello.

This is all about to change, and Brother, the Wheels are Grinding.

tellomon · « **Reply #41 on:** June 30, 2021, 03:45:14 PM »

Escape Plan; Chapter Two

Where do I begin?

tellomon · « **Reply #42 on:** June 30, 2021, 04:11:50 PM »

http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=510.msg713975#msg713975

Go on, click it. What could go wrong?

tellomon · « **Reply #43 on:** June 30, 2021, 06:00:51 PM »

You sent June 28 at 2:13 PM
Hi. We are trying to move to my house. R U still interested in doing a store there? Can accommodate. I'm trying to get a 20' conex to haul stuff there. When empty, can be warehouse for you. Let's chat!

Luisa Jaquish Demorest
Luisa sent June 28 at 2:45 PM
Got a lot on my plate right now but will chat when you get here.. do you know when?

You sent June 28 at 2:45 PM
no clue.

tellomon · « **Reply #44 on:** June 30, 2021, 07:08:09 PM »

Yes, we all want to explore the deeper meaning of PLATE.

What I think I used to know:
(She is the Post Master, a Federal Agent so NO Messing around, ok?)

Weezie be raising cows or eating beef.
(Her side hustle is slinging Cowboy Burgers, the Best in The West!)

Both are about 'bizzy'.
(And her guns are bigger than mine. Barrel Envy.)

tellomon · « **Reply #45 on:** June 30, 2021, 07:21:19 PM »

https://www.facebook.com/luisa.jaquishdemorest/photos

tellomon · « **Reply #46 on:** June 30, 2021, 07:32:58 PM »

If and when I get to T town, I must declare myself a recovering Big Bearaholic.

Just when I thot I MonPurged-O here.

I can't go anywhere.....

This joint is not safe.

Everybody.... PILE INTO AUSSIE CARS AND GO "BEEP BEEP" !

tellomon · « **Reply #47 on:** June 30, 2021, 07:50:53 PM »

I'd like to sing the praises of Weezie,
but I can't find the lyrics on YouTube.

Bummer.
Now I gotta improvise.

I won't.

I calculated the number and content of words that rhyme with Weezie.

It's not right.

tellomon · « **Reply #48 on:** June 30, 2021, 07:56:50 PM »

Where I am, "Sherry Christmas" gets traction.

"Weezie Christmas" sounds like a HazMat situation.

It's not the words, it's their perceived meaning.

Ever heard of The Advertising Industry?

Or The Word Police?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyBH5oNQOS0

tellomon · « **Reply #49 on:** June 30, 2021, 08:29:57 PM »

Weezie saved my life.

All I could do was gasp.

It was a loving gasp.

When it was over, it was my Shout.

She was also the VFD Chief! (Over Achiever.....)
The only thing she has to proove is her love for Hubby. Done deal, that one.

News:

Author Topic: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show" (Read 78958 times)