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Title: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on June 13, 2021, 11:12:07 AM
"It's easy to have a nice life.

The difficult part is preserving it."


-Ron Tello
June 12. 2021
Sugarloaf, California
92386
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on June 13, 2021, 11:31:15 AM
Read the sign.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on June 13, 2021, 12:01:40 PM
PRODUCTION NOTE:

Format: Free Form, but with respect to the Lurkers' sense of dread.

Style: Collage, not a chronological monolog.

Expected Intensity Level: Optimized 8 out of 11.

Projected Outcome: 50/50

Estimated Costs: Blood, Sweat and Covidollars.


*END TRANSMISSION*
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *CountessA* on June 13, 2021, 12:51:58 PM
Executive notes: it's monologue. If you spell it thus, you will find it looks more pleasing, and there's an extra $2.20 in it. ($1.10* per letter.)





* The Yeti pays. You will have to find him first, of course...
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on June 13, 2021, 01:22:49 PM
Thx Tessa.
You couldn't possibly destroy my credibility
anymore than I have.

Shut up, smee.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on June 13, 2021, 02:20:43 PM
Jake Robbins
Jake sent Today at 8:49 PM
Bored.

You sent Today at 8:58 PM
Read The Tello Files. Start here:
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=510.0
The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
ozroundtable.com

Jake Robbins
Jake sent Today at 9:03 PM
Ouch.. not doin much lately either, huh?

You sent Today at 9:05 PM
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=510.msg712810#msg712810
The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
ozroundtable.com

Jake Robbins
Jake sent Today at 9:07 PM
Sounds like you're blessed with a companion in your adventures.

You sent Today at 9:07 PM
Yeppers. More reports to come if I live well to get there.

Jake Robbins
Jake sent Today at 9:08 PM
Montello will be lucky to have you.

You sent Today at 9:08 PM
Did you ask them?

Jake Robbins
Jake sent Today at 9:09 PM
I don't have to --- you have a reputation for serving good cold drinks & a decent burger. I think you'll fit in fine.

You sent Today at 9:11 PM
This time IT'S FOR REAL. Struggle is top of the menu.

Jake Robbins
Jake sent Today at 9:12 PM
Hasn't that always been so?

Jake sent Today at 9:12 PM
The Ron perseveres.

You sent Today at 9:12 PM
*blush*
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on June 13, 2021, 02:46:12 PM

You sent Today at 5:34 PM
Hello Dee. I hope you are doing well. I have a request: could you encourage Alan Lee to return my email messages and return my Documents?
I am in a pickle. I asked him to help. He came to my house. Said he would help. Radio Silence is the word. Please help my wife and I. Here's a briefing on the subject:
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=510.msg712810#msg712810
The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
ozroundtable.com

Thank you!

Dee Levey
Dee sent Today at 5:37 PM
I honestly rarely talk to him. I'm also in Facebook jail so I can't communicate with him on Facebook until I get out of Facebook jail and I have two more weeks. but I haven't talked to him in a while cuz I guess they're really busy and especially now with the mayor having to resign and the meetings that are coming up I'm guessing is the reason I don't see him often, because I work 7 days a week but if I come across him I'll tell him to get a hold of you

You sent Today at 5:39 PM
So kind. Why r u in FB jail--a free speech issue? Censorship violations?

Dee Levey
Dee sent Today at 5:41 PM
I called a guy a pig on my personal Facebook wall, I wasn't lying he's a pig and I could have called him a lot worse but I didn't. so he cried to Facebook until they stuck me in jail for 30 days for "bullying"

You sent Today at 5:51 PM
Woe. Sry. It figures. Big Tech is out of control. I post news stories of it on my blog. Ain't life grand? 😭

Dee Levey
Dee sent Today at 5:51 PM
Indeed

You sent Today at 5:52 PM
Yep!
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *Brum6y* on June 14, 2021, 04:52:43 PM
Executive notes: it's monologue. If you spell it thus, you will find it looks more pleasing, and there's an extra $2.20 in it. ($1.10* per letter.)





* The Yeti pays. You will have to find him first, of course...

I think the US version of Scrabble must only have 95 tiles - missing some vowels.  That could explain a few things.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on June 15, 2021, 01:42:29 PM
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=510.msg712934#msg712934
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on June 15, 2021, 06:36:02 PM
Take note you goofballs:

This is where I draw the line.

I'm bizzy.
Do not disturb
anymore than I already am.


Shut up, smee...
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *CountessA* on June 16, 2021, 12:34:27 AM
This is a line.





That was a line.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on June 16, 2021, 12:42:44 PM
Drunk ain't so bad.

Sober ain't so bad.

Life is Subjective, so just...DON'T.

Government Intervention: REALLY BAD!

Our play is to shove their own dirt up their bum.

Stand by...... we have dirt, gravel, mud and a questionable
Building Permits issue from 20 years ago.

Or did it not happen?

Dirt is what you can't wash out so easily with a hand wash.....
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on June 17, 2021, 11:40:06 AM
INSIDE SCOOP!

I have Lotus in my Lair once again.

She's sedated now, but just you wait!

Better bad times are a Trending Story!

And we are the Main Characters.


Shut up, smee. You never talk to me anymore. Are you now a Drop Bear Activist?Get a Face and show it.

You won't, and that's how smee runs his Freak Show!
Gotta love it!
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on June 17, 2021, 12:36:33 PM
We still share the same Spittoon.

More details as I can articulate.

This is not fun.

It is required.

The Intel is in overload mode.

Motel Rats are we, in the Bunker at an undisclosed location nearby.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on June 17, 2021, 03:30:57 PM
.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *Brum6y* on June 17, 2021, 09:38:42 PM
Now that's what I call "Politically Incorrect".

(Actually, just the bottom right corner)
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on June 18, 2021, 08:48:59 AM
:tello: "Friends don't let friends drink and post.

You are a huge disappointment.

It's OK. I got Lotus to show me the way.
(Or help me walk with a sugar cane)"
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on June 18, 2021, 08:50:05 AM
Now that's what I call "Politically Incorrect".

(Actually, just the bottom right corner)

 :winner: :10: :congrats: :keelhaul:
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on June 18, 2021, 10:09:03 AM
SPONSORED CONTENT
I provoke thot
and they are thinking
"What am I thinking?"

This is THE TELLO FILES.

I can explain everything.

Your Trailer Park or Mine?

Better yours.
I got shut down.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on June 18, 2021, 12:33:44 PM
BREAKING NEWS

LOUIE WAS HERE
Stuff gonna get done around here.

Major Demo as the County proscribed.

I hate those guys.

More later....
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on June 18, 2021, 12:43:57 PM
If I tell everything at once,
the Gov will hunt me down and slaughter me like a dog.

Better I parcel it out.

Not starting now.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on June 18, 2021, 12:48:40 PM
*Rewind*
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on June 19, 2021, 10:48:47 AM
So much news...
Do I c n p the shite
or report from The Shelter?

None of it is good,
except for Lotus and I.

We still have toilet paper and Internet!


All we need is a major earthquake to seal the deal.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *Brum6y* on June 19, 2021, 01:51:36 PM

We still have toilet paper and Internet!


Well, that's got you covered for excrement from both sides.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on June 19, 2021, 03:25:14 PM
Dude, this is a Family Show.

Edit yourself.

No shite!


:where's that goddamm horse icon when I need it?:
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on June 19, 2021, 03:32:34 PM
Interesting, Lotus and I are conversing over a Horsey chick-flick in the near-dark
and I began to tell my story about my moments when
a horse was smarter than me.

Wanna hear it?

Neither does she.

So a horse was smarter than me.
That was 30 years ago, maybe.

I'm better now.
Go ask the horse.


Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on June 19, 2021, 05:30:42 PM
101 Views  :banana:
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on June 20, 2021, 04:23:00 AM
Today begins Demolition Season
at the Loaf Stead.

Code Compliance, brutal.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on June 20, 2021, 08:05:03 AM
Here's the short story.

About 2 months ago, Sherry the Landlord, issued Notices concerning a hike in utilities costs.
We had this one knuckelhead renting the short room in the garage.

It was converted into residences without permits 20 years ago.

Knuckelhead went psycho.
He called the Code Peeps.

We got served.
So did the kh.
He's now living in his tiny little jeep, HA!

So then, I had to vacate my RV.
So I moved into the Motel Room in the garage.
Was there 5 days, then we contacted Louie to
fulfill the other Gov. mandate without a Court Hearing.

He have to DESTROY the interior garage. Dividing walls, Bathroom and Wood Stove.

This has caused financial hardship, cuz the 2 rental units are gone.

So we're losing money, and spending big to comply.

I'm in my RV since yesterday.

Louie and crew should be done soon.

A bit of clean up, and I'm back in the garage again.

My/Our whole life has been disrupted by one lousy loudmouth psycho brat!

THAT'S THE REAL CRIME HERE!!!

And Alan Lee, a respected Public Servant of the Community has been dead silent with me
all the way.
He needs to be held accountable!

So it's Sherry and I vs. the azzhules of the world,
and they're EVERYWHERE!!!!

Heads up!
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on June 20, 2021, 08:12:25 AM
So, this means I blew my Cloke and Dagger Act.

It was colorful storytelling while it lasted.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on June 20, 2021, 09:53:10 AM
Heh-heh....

We have 6 months to complete the demo.

It's getting done right now.
We got a shining new Demo Permit posted on-site.

Louie and his Man are doing fine!

The walls are out, but we're keeping the
shower sink loo, not necessarily in that order.

So the space is still habitable.

I will puke if The County will make me homeless...AGAIN!

You know that one.....


http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=7992.0
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *smee* on June 20, 2021, 11:40:48 AM
You will never be homo less
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on June 20, 2021, 02:21:52 PM
The smoke alarm sounded.
There was no smoking.

The Perils of Demo.

The atrocities of smee.

He did it to himself.


He's losing his Funny Touch.

And Louie and Crew are working OVER TIME tonight!

Have you ever worked OVER TIME?

Some people have.

When I did, I rolled out a bag and camped out on the job site.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *CountessA* on June 20, 2021, 09:50:09 PM
Is it relatively easy to get the code permit thing?

Hopefully a bit of whatever is involved can be done... and then rent it out for more.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on June 22, 2021, 02:59:08 AM
SNAFU
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on June 22, 2021, 06:20:25 AM
Seems that Louie's dump run guy bailed.

Louie Farfan

Anyone available for a dump run this evening before dump closes? Only drywall shouldn’t take long at all thanks!

Cody Dunn
Picks of the dump run ill give ya a quote

Amber Valencia
Thomas Bonde

Dylan Barron
Sending message


Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on June 25, 2021, 06:33:54 AM
And before/after pics look like these:
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on June 29, 2021, 10:42:37 AM
Ron Tello Culley
Just now  ·
Hi all. Allow me to make an odd request:
Times are tuff, gas ain't cheap. Wifey and I gotta get out of town, back to my Nevada Lair.
ISO 20' Conex, dropped off in our Sugarloaf driveway. Commercial operatives are demanding a King's Ransom...I think I can do better by asking you. I explore all opportunities to get things done.
We're not desperate yet.
Please ask around for us. THX!
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *smee* on June 29, 2021, 02:37:36 PM
Is there any reason why you can't fly there on her broom?
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on June 30, 2021, 02:20:20 PM
You know, I would really have to care if I needed to report you.
Would do no good, either.

You Aussies are tight.


Americancists!!!!!
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on June 30, 2021, 02:23:40 PM
And now back to the Main Event:

A difficult conversation; Let's continue with the easy one first.

I'll go first.

Update on the Homefront; Big Bear: Chapter One

The local gov has strong armed us to
PAY for the destruction of our Paradise/Income Property.

We're camping in campers as the demo project drags on.
We own homes and don't live in them.
Sherry here. Me in Montello.

This is all about to change, and Brother, the Wheels are Grinding.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on June 30, 2021, 03:45:14 PM
Escape Plan; Chapter Two

Where do I begin?
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on June 30, 2021, 04:11:50 PM
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=510.msg713975#msg713975

:smee!: Go on, click it. What could go wrong?
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on June 30, 2021, 06:00:51 PM

You sent June 28 at 2:13 PM
Hi. We are trying to move to my house. R U still interested in doing a store there? Can accommodate. I'm trying to get a 20' conex to haul stuff there. When empty, can be warehouse for you. Let's chat!

Luisa Jaquish Demorest
Luisa sent June 28 at 2:45 PM
Got a lot on my plate right now but will chat when you get here.. do you know when?

You sent June 28 at 2:45 PM
no clue.

Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on June 30, 2021, 07:08:09 PM
Yes, we all want to explore the deeper meaning of PLATE.

What I think I used to know:
(She is the Post Master, a Federal Agent so NO Messing around, ok?)

Weezie be raising cows or eating beef.
(Her side hustle is slinging Cowboy Burgers, the Best in The West!)

Both are about 'bizzy'.
(And her guns are bigger than mine. Barrel Envy.)
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on June 30, 2021, 07:21:19 PM
https://www.facebook.com/luisa.jaquishdemorest/photos
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on June 30, 2021, 07:32:58 PM
If and when I get to T town, I must declare myself a recovering Big Bearaholic.

Just when I thot I MonPurged-O here.

I can't go anywhere.....

This joint is not safe.

Everybody.... PILE INTO AUSSIE CARS AND GO "BEEP BEEP" !
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on June 30, 2021, 07:50:53 PM
I'd like to sing the praises of Weezie,
but I can't find the lyrics on YouTube.

Bummer.
Now I gotta improvise.

I won't.

I calculated the number and content of words that rhyme with Weezie.

It's not right.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on June 30, 2021, 07:56:50 PM
Where I am, "Sherry Christmas" gets traction.

"Weezie Christmas" sounds like a HazMat situation.

It's not the words, it's their perceived meaning.

Ever heard of The Advertising Industry?

Or The Word Police?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyBH5oNQOS0
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on June 30, 2021, 08:29:57 PM
Weezie saved my life.

All I could do was gasp.

It was a loving gasp.

When it was over, it was my Shout.


:arrg: :beerontap: :drinkwine:                                          :badfinger:

She was also the VFD Chief! (Over Achiever.....)
The only thing she has to proove is her love for Hubby. Done deal, that one.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on June 30, 2021, 09:13:22 PM
She married a Soldier, not a Side Show Attraction.

That wouldda been me!

How do I support her ammo habit? It wouldda cleaned me out!
Go Dale! Is that his name? I forget my past, wonder about my future and can't walk today. I'm fine!


2
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 01, 2021, 12:39:56 PM
Is there any reason why you can't fly there on her broom?

Sherry says:  "Dust Off" dust mop!

"I'd rather be able to fly than grovel in the dust...*snort*."

:tello: " Get on your Dip Stick and ride, Blighter! "
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 01, 2021, 12:47:48 PM
I repeat: Any Poster without a face cannot be trusted.

No complaints here.

Satisfaction guaranteed.


smee is a work in progress decline.   :deadhorse: :panic: :ni:
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 01, 2021, 12:56:36 PM
Cheer up, M8!

Nobody hates you.

We do.

Deal?


When yer not being rude, crude and offensive, you have the potential to be humorous
on rare occasion.

Such a Talent should be torn asunder.

Get to work.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 01, 2021, 01:23:59 PM
BTW: your ETA is DOA. :lol:

And you are   :offtopic:
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 01, 2021, 01:33:53 PM
What is this?

Amigo VS. Amigo?

That's lame.

What else is on?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a42bXfZNww0
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 01, 2021, 05:19:23 PM
What a mess.

What's next?


Heh-heh, I know and not telling...
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: Lotus on July 01, 2021, 05:26:36 PM
Is it relatively easy to get the code permit thing?

Hopefully a bit of whatever is involved can be done... and then rent it out for more.

Needed to apply to get the permit. Then You have to pay for it as well. Just expensive. $$ is the main issue. electricians, plumbers, carpenters, garage door, etc. Then they even charge you for someone to come out to inspect the work that was done.

Rental income has been affected.

The Governor of Ca passed a new ordinance about 6 months ago, that people can convert their garage into a living space. Was illegal to do so up until then. The bathroom was not constructed to code. It would cost thousands to rebuild.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 01, 2021, 05:30:24 PM
They are all a bunch of Nazi Conformists!

America Last is the Triumphant Call.

No wiggle room for us Peasants...
Title: tello
Post by: tellomon on July 01, 2021, 05:35:11 PM
Displacement happens without a natural disaster.

This one is an Executive Order.

Fancy that!!!

No Day In Court, no Due Process.

It's the makings of War.

And bad permits were issued 20 years ago.

We suffer that now?

Enter our pain!
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: Lotus on July 01, 2021, 05:45:01 PM
To make things worse, the snitch ratted out Ron for living in his trailer on my property. That's illegal as well.

Ron Tello back to Montello.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *CountessA* on July 01, 2021, 05:47:52 PM
Why don't you gather together a barn-raising sort of group?

Everyone in the neighbourhood who has bad code buildings should become part of a co-operative group, each helping each other out. The agreement is that each person offers his expertise and willingness and experience and work; hopefully the combined expertise will achieve the necessary standard of work.

But it has to be done with a contract binding all parties to assist each other as per the agreed-upon buildings (which have to be listed in the contract), so that it doesn't end up with number 1 cocking his snoot at the others once his building's done.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 01, 2021, 05:48:38 PM
I got the RAT'S FACE.

Study it.

Hunt it.

It's really bad...
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 01, 2021, 05:55:17 PM
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS POS SHUT US DOWN?

KARMA BE HIS FATE NEXT WEEK.


Flaming hypocrite with a Cross.

Kill him now. Avoid storage fees.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 01, 2021, 06:00:08 PM
VAGUE is not a posting style.

It's a way of life.

Who are you?
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: Lotus on July 01, 2021, 06:03:51 PM
Nobody in their right mind would call the code enforcement on people for not getting permits, as they are so expensive.

Ron has lived in an RV on my property since 2015.

Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 01, 2021, 06:05:04 PM
Yeah, and it was cool until now.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 01, 2021, 06:06:46 PM
I'm re-learning how to clean my ass and guns. One kit does it all!
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 01, 2021, 06:14:14 PM
Why don't you gather together a barn-raising sort of group?

This is Cali, Sweetheart.

Nice try. No Cigar.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *CountessA* on July 01, 2021, 06:21:30 PM
No fellow feeling? No "he's my neighbour, let's help out"?

That's cold.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: Lotus on July 01, 2021, 06:29:27 PM
Why don't you gather together a barn-raising sort of group?

Everyone in the neighbourhood who has bad code buildings should become part of a co-operative group, each helping each other out.


Just like in the Old West. That would be a good thing to do, except that when people go around the code enforcement, it's just not talked about. It is  common place.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 01, 2021, 06:35:26 PM
I miss my Underwood Typewriter.

I used to smoke those keys.

Now it's all plastic and wires. Bummer.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: Lotus on July 01, 2021, 06:40:07 PM
No fellow feeling? No "he's my neighbour, let's help out"?

That's cold.

What I'm saying, is that it's very rare for code enforcement to be called. It's just not done.

So, you don't have code enforcement laws where you are?


Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 01, 2021, 07:12:26 PM
No fellow feeling? No "he's my neighbour, let's help out"?

That's cold.

Ow!
That couldda hurt.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *CountessA* on July 01, 2021, 07:17:34 PM
Each Local Government Area or council area comes under its own council. You do need to get a permit and makes the plans as required; however, as long as something isn't perceived to be unsafe by others (and that's assuming that what is built is even visible to neighbours), it is probably somewhat unlikely to be reported.

There are some scoundrels around who purport to be licensed this or licensed that. (For example, unlicensed roofie caused us no end of trouble. My father trusted someone he shouldn't have trusted; he wasn't completely back to himself after 3 months in ICU. Otherwise my father would have been much more scrupulous in checking his credentials.) But mostly in Australia the tradesmen are licensed. Some are truly lovely people. We use a plumber, for instance, who is amazingly helpful and a lovely bloke. He never overcharges.)

My view is... is it safe? If so, there'd better be a very good reason for even thinking about reporting someone. Life's too short for going about looking for something to report...
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 01, 2021, 07:24:04 PM
That's reliable wisdom!

Wish I had that.


btw:   :offtopic:
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *CountessA* on July 01, 2021, 07:25:42 PM
In the aftermath of my father's death, I contacted a landscaper to help us with the front garden. He's the son of two people who were professional singers/singing teachers, for whom I've performed in the past, and in fact I gained my LMusA (Music) with his father as my examiner. Thoroughly nice man. He was incredibly kind and quoted us such a good price that I did actually cry a little.

The front garden had become rather wild and overtaken with weeds. The steps up the side of the steep driveway needed to be replaced. The horrible rotted black plastic had to come up; mulch/bark had to be placed over the entire front sloping garden. He had one bloke with him and they worked from 7 am right through until... I think 7 pm. It was a very very very full day's work, but they committed to doing it in one day to save us costs. Our landscaper friend even gifted us with two rose bushes that were planted in honour of my father. The garden now looks magnificent and I am enjoying maintaining it, to which end I have a lot of new gardening tools and the best watering can in the world.


Sometimes you can come across people whose hearts are generous and who go above and beyond the usual expectation.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 01, 2021, 07:31:48 PM
Are we supposed to read all that?

Get back to you later, ok?

Whew. Overload.

Step back and chew slowly.

Ha! Your fingernails are dirty under the manicure, huh?


https://www.google.com/search?q=the+best+watering+can+in+the+world&source=hp&ei=UozdYOPYIa3N0PEPyaao-AU&iflsig=AINFCbYAAAAAYN2aYklOdCcb2Rxj1aTYzl8hbI-DB592&oq=the+best+watering+can+in+the+world&gs_lcp=Cgdnd3Mtd2l6EAMyBggAEBYQHjIFCAAQhgMyBQgAEIYDOggIABDqAhCPAVDQHFjQHGD-MWgBcAB4AIABYYgBYZIBATGYAQCgAQKgAQGqAQdnd3Mtd2l6sAEJ&sclient=gws-wiz&ved=0ahUKEwjjyZrzyMHxAhWtJjQIHUkTCl8Q4dUDCAk&uact=5
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *CountessA* on July 01, 2021, 09:39:55 PM
Haws longreach heavy gauge steel dark green. (https://www.phillipandlea.com.au/product/haws-4-5-litre-green-metal-long-reach-can/)

(https://www.phillipandlea.com.au/uploaded/thumbnails/db_file_img_3446_1170xauto.png)


Re dirt under manicure - well, if there's dirt under the fingernails, a gardener's nailbrush does the trick.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 02, 2021, 11:27:13 AM
Yer a Good Sport. I like you.

Dirt and all.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 02, 2021, 11:38:22 AM
Topic Update.

I don't like it.
I don't wanna.
I gotta.


Make the stripped-out garage a habitat
in temp mode until I can gather and execute
Logistics to get gone from here
and home to there. I can live in my Trailer there. I own it all!!!

I'm still exploring the best, feasible moving systems.

Fundraising is essential. Coming up soon.
(Ya got 5 Bucks USD?)

I'm a bit stressing, not my style & do it anyways.

Hear me again:

I am indignant that the local gov
would and does strong arm us to pay to destroy our Paradise
and eliminate valid, needed Income Property.

And they say NO TRailer Park LIfe as if It's a Public Health Hazard.

It's a No Win for The People.

How much kicks do these b@zturds get from their "jobs"?

It's EVIL I TELL YOU!

I have lived my whole adult life being run off from my spots
just becuz "They say so".

(Insert diss language here)
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 02, 2021, 12:02:15 PM
Haws longreach heavy gauge steel dark green. (https://www.phillipandlea.com.au/product/haws-4-5-litre-green-metal-long-reach-can/)

(https://www.phillipandlea.com.au/uploaded/thumbnails/db_file_img_3446_1170xauto.png)


Super-Size it, give it wheels and a motor
then you might have a groovy weapon going on there.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 02, 2021, 02:51:03 PM
Is there a word that TOPS "Indignation"?

I mean, something that smashes the old paradigm
and ushers in a new demon into our psyche.

A word so Great and Grand that it's outlawed in Democratic States.

A word that says it all and no follow up discussion.

A word, more upsetting than a Police Raid, a flesh wound or a Nuke Attack.

A word. Is that so bad?
I got them everywhere around here.
Pick and choose your Whinge and goddammit send me
some flocking HATE MAIL already!!!
m86thecat@yahoo.com

Now I'm getting mad.
Clear the room.

What's "The Word"?
  :rawprawn:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gc4QTqslN4
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 02, 2021, 03:01:48 PM
Is there a word that TOPS "Indignation"?

I mean, something that smashes the old paradigm
and ushers in a new demon into our psyche.

A word so Great and Grand that it's outlawed in Democratic States.

A word that says it all and no follow up discussion.

A word, more upsetting than a Police Raid, a flesh wound or a Nuke Attack.

A word. Is that so bad?
I got them everywhere around here.
Pick and choose your Whinge and goddammit send me
some flocking HATE MAIL already!!!
m86thecat@yahoo.com

Now I'm getting mad.
Clear the room.

What's "The Word"?
  :rawprawn:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gc4QTqslN4
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 02, 2021, 03:30:17 PM
Do you get the sense that there's Cross Pollination
going on here?

Imma bizzy bee.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 02, 2021, 03:32:50 PM
I only apologize for that One Time
and I don't wanna talk about it.

And I dint get caught. So Ef-U.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 03, 2021, 03:08:16 PM
UPDATE:

Can't tell ya.

It would be construed as giving comfort and aid to the enemy.

Hint: Not dead yet.

That's comforting.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 05, 2021, 01:10:37 PM
Topic Update.....watch this!

Kaos, utter ruin and severe flesh wounds have been averted this day and last week.

Miracles happen after ADVERTISING for them.

I keep telling her that.

Today, BONUS POINTS were issued for diligence.

We have new tenants.
Many, more than space.

We have bleach.

I still get to keep the Trailer Park in defiance of Law.

This shite is getting better real.



:smee!: Yes, but for how long?
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *CountessA* on July 06, 2021, 01:22:49 AM
You must feel tremendously fortunate!

The wheel of fortune spins round... and round...
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *smee* on July 06, 2021, 06:43:44 AM
You must feel tremendously fortunate!

The wheel of fortune spins round... and round...

I thought that was the wheels on the bus?
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 06, 2021, 09:43:23 AM
I keep checking the tire pressure.

All good.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 06, 2021, 04:43:15 PM
30 days.
August 6

Word from On High
I must be vacated from Paradise with an agenda.

Now the Mad Dash begins.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *smee* on July 06, 2021, 08:59:05 PM
Get your act together , plonker
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 06, 2021, 09:28:19 PM


NSS
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *smee* on July 07, 2021, 12:13:05 AM
Sorry , auto correct got hold of that post

It was meant to read ....get your plonk together , actor
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 07, 2021, 10:16:20 AM
Mate, if this topic wazzint so goddamm toxic,
I'd laff.

Oh wait, I can, but won't.

Thx for emerging from your lair.
   :roflmao:

People are watching us.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 07, 2021, 10:21:02 AM

You sent Today at 4:54 PM
Hi!
MAYDAY! I need your help. I gotta get out of town. My big move is in production. I need a load-out crew, are you and your peeps up to the task? TBA. Deadline Aug 6. Get gone before then.
Details:
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=8265.0
"It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
ozroundtable.com

I am totally serious. Do you take VISA? LOL


Tyler sent Today at 4:56 PM
?

You sent Today at 4:57 PM
I'm moving away. I need a loading the truck crew. Can you and your crew help me?

Tyler sent Today at 4:57 PM
When?

You sent Today at 4:58 PM
Within 30 days. plenty of time to organize it all

You sent Today at 5:04 PM
Scratch my back, Bro. All I ask. I'm in trouble here. My escape hatch is Nevada. Help me get there.

Tyler sent Today at 5:04 PM
I can see what’s up

Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 07, 2021, 10:36:07 AM
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Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 07, 2021, 10:41:28 AM
:tello: "Just cuz I used to be somebody duzzint mean that I'm still not am now.

What?

Allow me to present my credentials."


https://www.google.com/search?q=Ron+Tello+Nevada&source=hp&ei=S_jkYPm_IOic0PEP3Kua-AY&iflsig=AINFCbYAAAAAYOUGW2LMx-usrfOIdS09F7xZh6n8jMW8&oq=Ron+Tello+Nevada&gs_lcp=Cgdnd3Mtd2l6EAMyBQghEKABOgsILhCxAxCDARCTAjoCCAA6CAguEMcBEKMCOgsILhCxAxDHARCjAjoICC4QsQMQgwE6CAgAELEDEIMBOgUIABCxAzoOCC4QsQMQxwEQowIQkwI6CAguEMcBEK8BOggILhCxAxCTAjoFCC4QsQM6AgguOg4ILhCxAxDHARCvARCTAjoECAAQCjoGCAAQFhAeOgUIIRCrAlCGF1jqeWCWhQFoAHAAeACAAXuIAbQLkgEEMTMuM5gBAKABAaoBB2d3cy13aXo&sclient=gws-wiz&ved=0ahUKEwi5kbrt3M_xAhVoDjQIHdyVBm8Q4dUDCAo&uact=5
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 07, 2021, 11:00:37 AM
This is not getting easier.

More like, my options are narrowing down.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 07, 2021, 11:42:11 AM
Pls, if you care, you help.

No help, I get it.

Fine.
flock you too.


Yeah, I know my Marketing tactics are a bit unconventional.

No surprise there.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 07, 2021, 11:50:52 AM

You sent Today at 6:40 PM
MAYDAY! I need your help in town. Load-out crew. See this:
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=8265.msg714533#msg714533

"It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
ozroundtable.com

You sent Today at 6:48 PM
It's do or die. We doing it here, need doing it there. I come bearing gifts for the commonwealth. (New power tools and stuff...)


Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 07, 2021, 11:53:48 AM

JT sent Today at 6:51 PM
Wish I could help out.  Up in Oregon camping and then up to WA . Be gone for a while

You sent Today at 6:52 PM
Nice. Nice try of my own, who knew? OK, I'm squalking to Troy next. THX. See you there!



Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 07, 2021, 12:04:08 PM
Troy. Weezie. I'm just getting started!
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 07, 2021, 12:06:30 PM
Time Out!

I gotta calculate factors beyond my comprehension.

Nothing new. Just another fail under my Hat.

I'm not done yet.

I got a good idea of what's up.

Hustle!
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 07, 2021, 12:34:57 PM
UPDATE: The place is kaos under adult supervision.

On site, we good.
Out side, we are under scrutiny, or not.

Evil via Blogging. It's everywhere.

Welcome!

This is The Tello Files Part 2.

Now get lost.

Yule be back.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 07, 2021, 05:37:54 PM
Come Christmas, we will all be dislocated.

Some fun!

We can Hash Tag where we were and remain anonymous.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 07, 2021, 05:45:54 PM
UPDATE ON THE DOWN LOW

Sherry's plan.

U Haul truck. $1720 one way.

Hire a sleeper cell crew here to load.

In Montello, recruit volunteers on the up side of Barter.

I have good credit at The Cowboy Bar. That be a "My shout" moment.

What? Ya wanna get shite done or just bloviate about it?

I did that in 2014....in jail.

Getting out was not much better.

LOOK OUT ELKO, I'M COMING HOME!
  :sam2gun:
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 07, 2021, 05:52:13 PM
And smee says I'm not aiming properly.
Feet are down.
I'm taking out satellite dishes and terrorizing Don Sinor's chickens.


With 12 rounds, I can do Morse Code, once.

"SOS send bacon now."

If I break out the 30 round repeater, I can ask for delivery.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 07, 2021, 06:19:42 PM
TOPIC UPDATE

Nobody in the Gov. has been dissed yet.

They be dissin' us without remorse.

I hate those guys.

Alan Lee is a total let-down.

Who voted for him? I wanna smack 'em around....

I will take a bus to do it!
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 07, 2021, 06:43:07 PM
I get accused of terrorism.
I say I just smacked them around a little bit.
Nothing that they don't get at home.

At that point I make my point
and it gets lost in the spin translation.

The Media won't spell my name correctly.

That's a crime!
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 07, 2021, 06:53:59 PM
Dear Tessa;

Greatness is not paying off and normal is nowhere.

Can I visit you?

Back in the past days, Roo invited me onto her sofa,
in the garage, with 3 freezers full of Roo Meat.

I wanted that.
A foregone inconclusion.

Can I post up in your Heart?

I'm adoptable. Did it once, give it a go!

I'm a significantly large tax write-off.

Factor in the adult diapers affect and you'll get Mercy Points!

Let's work together.
Or go fish.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 07, 2021, 07:09:37 PM
If Dolphins are so smart, how come they get snagged in Tuna Nets?
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 07, 2021, 07:11:19 PM
If humans are so smart...........

............
......................

.......................

Nevermind.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *CountessA* on July 07, 2021, 07:27:55 PM
Dear Tessa;

Greatness is not paying off and normal is nowhere.

Can I visit you?

Back in the past days, Roo invited me onto her sofa,
in the garage, with 3 freezers full of Roo Meat.

I wanted that.
A foregone inconclusion.

Can I post up in your Heart?

I'm adoptable. Did it once, give it a go!

I'm a significantly large tax write-off.

Factor in the adult diapers affect and you'll get Mercy Points!

Let's work together.
Or go fish.

Well, let's see...

There's a pandemic. Our borders are closed.
I'm looking after immuno-compromised mother.
My heart is taking no guests - all chambers are occupied.
I'm frustrated by the prospect of at least the next two years.

I don't think this is a goer of an idea. As weird and wonderful as you are, that's just not going to work.

Did I read that you were going back to Montello? Wherever you go should be based upon opportunities... Does Montello offer those?
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *smee* on July 07, 2021, 08:05:07 PM
I think he is shooting himself in the foot
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 07, 2021, 08:48:02 PM
Bad post. Criminal set up...smee's accomplice Yibs is on stage.

Every one of them jokers...

None of us can be trusted.

Especially smee and his Majic Herm.

Where's The Horse and Flower Lady when I need them?

No, it's not about the time flock. It's about the lack of integrity which is standard around here.

Be somebody on your own dime.

We're running out of pennies.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 07, 2021, 09:15:01 PM
I think he is shooting himself in the foot

BREAKING NEWS:
smee inserts foot in mouth, global crowds cheer.
Authorities alerted but not alarmed.


:tello: " They have bigger cry babies wankahs to spank..... "
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 07, 2021, 10:29:29 PM
Aww nuts, I messed it up again.

VOID POST!
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 08, 2021, 01:21:00 PM
UPDATE: 

30 day notice void.

Extended departure date.

In-house funding possible.

Caravan/Convoy truck and Trailer

Now recruiting load teams at each end.

No stress.

Yay!

Thx Lotus!!!!
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 11, 2021, 11:04:10 PM
As it pains me to admit, I will miss this Bear Site. Ruins.

I tremble to look forward to returning to Montello.

Oh sure, I get to Open Carry.

The day or night will come when I will need to
"draw".

Funny, huh?
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 12, 2021, 12:07:09 AM
I gotta rely on my Art Skills to get out of a Bar Brawl. Lame.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *CountessA* on July 12, 2021, 12:45:50 AM
Sketchy.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 12, 2021, 06:45:23 PM
That sounds like a skin ailment.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 12, 2021, 07:23:15 PM
TOPIC UPDATE

Nothing to report.

Limbo is in play.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 12, 2021, 07:26:12 PM
How the hell does anybody arrive to the point of Not Smart?

History won't tell it all.

That's when we speculate.

Many of the worst dummies take on Jobs in Government.

Alan Lee, for example.

I'll be posting those emails soon.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 13, 2021, 01:20:49 AM
I have set out to make Alan Lee my personal punching bag.

He got it coming.

These Crats need and MUST be held accountable, or get them out of town.

Race is not the issue.

Performance, and the LACK OF IT is the issue.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *CountessA* on July 13, 2021, 01:54:01 AM
As a teenager, I would play angry piano music on an inexpensive upright piano in order to vent my emotional frustrations.

Then my brother suspended a punching bag from the beams in the garage. (The sort of punching bag used by boxers.) Punching that punching bag was a good way of relieving emotional, mental, physical, etc., frustrations.

Tello, you have the ability to "drum out" your physical or emotional frustrations!
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 13, 2021, 02:09:22 AM
Thx for that helpful insite into the Freak that you are.

Now I know that you can be trusted to do dirty deeds, done dirt cheap.

Wanna smash Tourist Zombies?

I got work here that'll last 6 months.

Do you take VISA? Or PayPal?

We can deal....
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 13, 2021, 03:14:13 AM
Bottom Line is: Anything Tessa says to me is awesome.

She's Admin. I'm nothing.

So wild how I get the personal touch.

And it's a good touch.


Yeah, as IF I'm gonna report a Bad Touch. None such.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 13, 2021, 03:18:23 AM


SHUT UP, SMEE!!!!
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 13, 2021, 04:50:17 PM
Topic Update

I've been sleeping a lot.

Sherry is on the Beach again.

Situation normal, nothing to report.

So F# the government, ok????
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 13, 2021, 04:55:33 PM
SHUT UP, SMEE!!!!

:tello: "Good Boy!"
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 13, 2021, 07:23:25 PM
1100 Views
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 13, 2021, 10:59:29 PM
Dearest Lotus: Please hurry back to the Base.

I need to cry on you.

Everybody else is out On Call.

Bloody Capitalists!
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 14, 2021, 12:06:08 AM
Hello Sir, Ron Tello here
Yahoo
/
Sent



Ron Tello <m86thecat@yahoo.com>
To:
rgoss@flybigbear.com

Tue, Jul 13 at 7:03 AM

We met at my house when Joe had his issue.

We have a situation here.

Sherry and I must get out of town.

We're setting up Moving Protocol.

On a whim, I'd like to charter a plane to my destination: Montello, Nevada.
We have a dirt airport, but I fancy using the hiway.

Check me out, and get back to me. THX!

"It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show" (ozroundtable.com)



Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *smee* on July 14, 2021, 07:10:43 AM
Why don't you fly out in a medi-vac helicopter ....what could possibly go wrong ?

Just set off some roach bombs and you get a free ride
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 14, 2021, 02:54:02 PM
That is soooo 2009.
Are you taking memory steroids?
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *CountessA* on July 14, 2021, 08:48:25 PM
I can't get the vision of a brain doing push-ups out of my mind...
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 15, 2021, 02:53:47 PM
Yeah, that's weird, too.

Have you considered an alternate vocation?
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 16, 2021, 11:29:23 AM
"Pleading never sounded so Tello"

A difficult conversation; Let's continue with the easy one first.
Yahoo
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1 HOLD BIN 1



Ron Tello <m86thecat@yahoo.com>
To:
Devinbynum024@gmail.com

Thu, Jul 15 at 6:10 PM

I'll go first.

Update on the Homefront; Big Bear: Chapter One

The local gov has strong armed us to
PAY for the destruction of our Paradise/Income Property.

We're camping in campers as the demo project drags on.
We own homes and don't live in them.
Sherry here. Me in Montello.

This is all about to change, and Brother, the Wheels are Grinding.

Escape Plan; Chapter Two

Where do I begin?

July 15, 2021

Here is the present condition.

The garage has been stripped of its interior walls.
A garafe door is required to meet code.

CODE...was a letter, and Sherry's phone chats with those Crats.

They strong-armed us on the garage code shite, AND...my Trailer Park scene.

I'm still in the trailer.
The garage is in limbo, and Sherry plans on helping me bug out outta here and crash land in Montello in the early days of October.

It's her plan to accumulate my Covidollars up to then, and I will have the coin to finance my own move adventure.

I say to you: That is not 100% effective.

I need to expedite this trip.

Beat the weather.
Beat rising gas prices
Beat the system.  I'm Trailer Parking on MY Property there.
Taxes paid. MY House!

There's a Lien, more later.

2 plans of moving:

U Haul and good luck securing loading crew teams on both ends.

Hire the pros who claim they do it all door to door.
I like this one.

Plus I need to transport my House Trailer, and my unusual proposal has been met with NO.
I need to transport it separately.

Sherry says save my income money ( Covidollars) for 3 months and have enuff to finance the 2 moves.

I say: Get a loan, move now and pay back with my Covidollars.

FUNDRAISING.

In addition to the move, I need to get new wheel bearing on my Rig.
I must prepare my House.
Fix the water, secure power and internet.
I have a Locksmith task there. Gotta pay for that.

 auxiliary expenses.

I plan to go there, post up in my trailer in the back and set up my House for Commerce.
Income property.

I need $5,000 to pull this off, and I'm desperate to get out of Big Bear.

I ask of you to help me do this.

I can't do much for myself anymore.
I don't know many people.
I'm on the outside of the norm.

Your Dad will tell ya that.

This is your investment.
I'll give you my House if only I can get there now.

I know yer following me.

This is what I ask and need.

Please help me.

-Ron Tello Culley

ps: Marc is still a squid!




Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 16, 2021, 12:56:29 PM
Heh-heh...you watch.

A response is forthcoming.....

Really exciting.

The fact that the gov here flocked me over....
...and I'm going into the PAN in Elko.

The Benefits:

I own the joint.

Peeps care about me.

I'm Celebrity.

I qualify for Medical attention, and I'll get it.

I can Open Carry.

Smoke in The Bars and Drink in The Streets!

And I can be LOUD all night long cuz I'm Zoned "Commercial",
right next to The Cowboy Bar and Loud House Lounge.


It's Nevada. It's always loud.
Including the spooky Cemeteries.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 16, 2021, 01:22:10 PM
The downside of Montello is it's flat and no busses.

And The Law lets the perps get away.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 16, 2021, 01:43:37 PM
The Downside to Big Bear is

it's FLOCKED!

California Nazis are on the loose, coming after US!

Bail.

Montello is far more fortified against door knockers!


And I'm on a first name basis with the Sheriffs, the Bailiff and The Judge.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 16, 2021, 02:00:56 PM
Your opinion of me,
I am putting back on you......

That's how I talk to Judges.....

"Contempt of Court?

How about "Contempt of Life?"

30 days for being a wise-ass....


Yeah, I have a long-standing grudge with America, but I don't need the current version of The Left to do my Handywork. That shite is whacked.
All I wanted was my own Radio Show.

Now I have it.

We'll be right back.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 16, 2021, 02:19:27 PM
Oh MAN! I just thot of this!

Another best Groovy part of relocating to Montello is:

No more babysitting tenants!

If the price is right, I won't won't have to simulate murder.

You ever been a Land Lord?

You should be in Jail or dead by now.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 16, 2021, 02:30:16 PM
The down side of Montello is

Carroll

Water War

Corruption

Everybody is lying to me

I have a fire hydrant in my yard and you don't
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 16, 2021, 02:51:40 PM
https://www.yelp.com/biz/cowboy-bar-and-cafe-montello
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *CountessA* on July 17, 2021, 12:20:22 AM
You don't know whether or not I have a fire hydrant in my yard.

I might have.


(I don't. But I might have.)




Do you have a bird bath in your garden/yard? What about an upside-down wheelbarrow? A compost tumbler? Someone with a very nasty mind might toss bodies into the compost tumbler, I suppose, to let them become rich organic compost in the full measure of time.


I will admit that I am simply not a psychopathic clown who puts bodies into a compost tumbler.


Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 17, 2021, 02:57:19 AM
The first rule of composting is

NO MEAT.

Dummy.

No birdbath in yard; it's a bathing technique.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *CountessA* on July 17, 2021, 03:10:04 AM
Of course a compost tumbler shouldn't have meat.

However, you can compost meat... in a bokashi compost bin.




I do have some bokashi compost bins.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 17, 2021, 05:00:14 AM
That's nice.

You know, Fundraising means YOU, too.



https://www.amazon.com/Bokashi-Composting-Starter-3-5lbs-Instructions/dp/B01C7UN0KM
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 17, 2021, 05:59:05 AM
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Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *CountessA* on July 17, 2021, 09:03:24 PM
You wish to donate money to me?

Well, that's very kind, but I wouldn't ask it of you. No, no. But here... a trip to Uluru for you!
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 17, 2021, 09:19:50 PM
That's just silly.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 18, 2021, 12:20:24 PM
Tessa, you have visitors in your office.

Take a message?
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 18, 2021, 12:21:33 PM
1500 Views
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 19, 2021, 09:40:16 AM
See? Told ya I'd get a reply.

Ron Tello Culley Devin Bynum
July 15 at 6:15 PM  ·
Check your email!

Devin Bynum
Roger, just saw this, until 7am this morning I've been running on 6 hours of sleep between thursday- this morning at 7

Ron Tello Culley
Excellent. I knew you would come about. Cheers!

Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 21, 2021, 04:17:05 AM
NEW    *    NOW

Shite's getting done around here and all I have to do is pay.
I hired a young man, out on Summer Break, to de-nail the
tear-out lumber from the garage demo.

I'm taking it with me to T Town.

I can build a dome (with my Dome Hardware.. "Star Plates")
and skin it with Green House Sheeting.

Farmer Ron I will not be.

"Sir Green Jeans", thank you.

And I'm lining up a wheel Tech to change out the bearings on my Rig.

In hot persuit of a hard loan to finance a total one-way excursion,
never to return to the Land of The Sour Bear.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 21, 2021, 04:29:21 AM
If you really care about me,
you will comply with my Fundraising request.

I gotta get out of here.

It's gonna cost.

I don't have enuff money to move out my entire collection
at the same time.

I need to do that, not 2 trips, see?

fund·rais·ing
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noun
the seeking of financial support for a charity, cause, or other enterprise.
"a new development director in charge of fundraising"
adjective
seeking to generate financial support for a charity, cause, or other enterprise.
"a fundraising campaign"

Hint: "Give 'til it hurts."
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 21, 2021, 05:51:10 AM
Diane Franssen added a post to the album: Summer 2021 in Cali.
 
With all this waiting, I have planned my 7 day cruise to the Mexican Rivera. Just need to get on real computer to book it. These dang phones are impossible. Gotta confirm date with my cabin mate. Sorry Jodi and Nicole Mama needs a much needed vacation. Lol 🛳 ? 👙🍹

Ron Tello Culley
Stop complaining. Do you know of the millions of middle-class Suburbanites who are dying for a Vacay? Count yer blessings on your keypad. 😹


Diane Franssen
Ron I and hubby worked long and hard for vacations and retirement. If people didn't plan ahead, sucks to be them. You live in the mountains, a vacation spot of its own. Enjoy

Ron Tello Culley
Are you kidding? I hate Big Bear!! They shut down our Paradise and WE are now on a mad scramble to evacuate to my Crib in Nevada. I'll PM you the link. I was on Permanent Vacay until the government showed up.
My story is worse than yours any day, but hey, I can't complain (to you).

Diane Franssen
Ron you mean all are getting eviction notices? Umm they won't be happy to have you back in Nev.

Ron Tello Culley
Did you ask them or are you being mean to me? Yeah, no....... it's time to get gone, return to reclaim the Glory and mishaps of my former Empire. I can still play drums.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 21, 2021, 07:20:24 AM
Little do I realize... I can't play drums.

I forgot how.

I can't figure out down beat from dead beat.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 21, 2021, 03:17:42 PM
The Internet was made for sickness.

Most of the Patients are on your Friends List.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 22, 2021, 07:21:55 AM
1800 Views
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 22, 2021, 10:05:16 AM
Colin WhitmoreEnd conversation

Yesterday
Info - 4:54 PM
A team member will be with you shortly.
Info - 4:54 PM
You are now chatting with Colin Whitmore.
Colin Whitmore - 4:55 PM
Hi, Ron. My name is Colin Whitmore thank you for taking time to chat with me tonight. I’ll be your banker moving forward.
Ron - 4:56 PM
I want to borrow $5K against my house in Nevada. I own it outright. I need the money to move back to there from So. Cal.
Colin Whitmore - 4:57 PM
While I’m pulling up your profile, fill me in on where you are at in the house hunt. Are you just starting to walk through homes with a realtor or is there a particular one you're interested in?
Ron - 4:58 PM
Are you a bot? I explained my issue. Can I borrow money with my house as collateral?
Colin Whitmore - 4:59 PM
no I was just pulling up your profile, the issue is going to be that we cant make a mortgage loan that small, we have two options to get you the money, either we take out more cash against the house, or I can refer you to rocket loans who will help you with the $5k directly
Today
Ron - 5:00 PM
set me up with rocket!
Colin Whitmore - 5:02 PM
(800) 333-7625 is the best number to reach rocket loans monday through saturday 8am - 7pm EST
Ron - 5:03 PM
very helpful, thank you!
Colin Whitmore - 5:03 PM
no problem at all! I hope you have an excellent rest of your day!
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 22, 2021, 10:13:33 AM
What part of "I own it outright" does he not understand?

THERE IS NO MORGGAGE!!!!

Dick. Bot. Dickbot.

One can only try the 800 number tomorrow.

I will.

This has just started....
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 22, 2021, 10:49:41 AM
Rocket:

Current Home Address
449 Front Street
Please enter the physical address associated with your utilities and credit accounts.
Want to search for your address?

City
Montello
State

NV
We currently do not lend in this state
Zip
89830


:tello: " NEVADACISTS!"

Vegas, Mining, Tourism... we don't have money? Treat us like common neg3erz?
Screw you guys!
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 22, 2021, 01:20:08 PM
I don't have to post.

You don't have to give me your money, USD.

Conundrum?

You bet!

How much?
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 23, 2021, 03:58:02 AM
Fundraising is a bust, so far.

Plan A is in effect, so far.

We're not homeless, so far.

Far enuff. Too far.
That's the distance between my contacts and I.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 23, 2021, 07:45:51 AM

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Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 23, 2021, 09:34:32 AM
Hey you know what I'm bizzy.

Preparing the way of the Ford
or whatever truck is gonna transport my Crib to Montello.

This is depressingly exciting.

Not nearly as Bad as The Left For Dead Ranch escapade....

What's interesting is... we, no, I have the chunk change to pay this off.

Desperate times demand easy cash flow.

And I ain't Trippin' Out like some folks......

They forgot all about me.

I'm a Big Boy... I can get revenge anytime, anywhere on any Race Track!
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 23, 2021, 10:35:38 AM

Tue 8:59 PM
You sent July 20 at 8:59 PM
I really need to talk serious about a hard cash loan. I gotta get out of Big Bear and return to Montello. $3000 now, Pay it back in 6 months. I need to see how well Family works. Urgent, Bro. Talk with me. 909 xxxxxxxxxxx. thx!
Wed 4:40 PM
You sent Yesterday at 4:40 PM
Say something. Let me know.
5:27 PM
Rick Culley
Rick sent Today at 5:27 PM
What’s wrong in big bear?


You sent Today at 5:33 PM
Try to read it at the link. We got ratted out to the authorities and got busted on Code violations. 2 Apartments in the garage (Income Property) and me in my Trailer. It's all coming to an end. Paradise Taken. A mad scramble to Montello is in play. Sure can use a cash infusion to make the move go faster now.
See this, it's a mess but says stuff: You are my Brother. I know it's a huge burden, LOL
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=8265.0
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Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 23, 2021, 10:38:02 AM
Sure it's a huge burden.

We're talking about me, right? Sure.

You don't know the Half of It.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 23, 2021, 10:43:51 AM
I'll sell ya both halfs for $10,000 USD, Box Set!

I take PayPal!
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 23, 2021, 11:33:00 AM
Hey you know what?
You wanna see Action?

Get over here and help us out.

Not asking for much.

Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 24, 2021, 03:41:31 AM
Update, the real scoop.

Big day, we are re-occupying the gutted out garage.

Preparing my Trailer for transport to Nevada.

Boxes are now a lifestyle.
Raw lumber is furniture.
Camping skills are revealing themselves useful.

I curse the b@ztards who did this to us.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 24, 2021, 10:43:14 AM
Update
5:40 PM PST

We are ok.

You know how hard it is to find good help.

Pffftttt.....

"The trouble with America is Americans."

There, I said that again.

Feels good right here.

Do you know how much stuff you can cram into Banker's Boxes?

Tomorrow, I will find out and report back.
Unless Lotus shoots secret video. That's cool!
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 24, 2021, 10:48:36 AM
I'm not bleeding but I am In SHOCK all the same.

Anybody with my Mind and History would be, too.

Brumby would agree if he ever shows up.

Even smee will testify against me.

But Admin is a different rant.

I can depend on her to let me down.

Everybody else just vaporizes.

Stuipd humans.

That's all!
  :thanks:
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 24, 2021, 11:03:17 AM
Yeah, I pretty much have this gig in control.

All I have to do is move things around and look bizzy.

Git 'er done!
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 24, 2021, 12:33:33 PM

You sent Today at 7:03 PM
SOS ! I need a Mobile Mechanic to change out the wheel bearings on a Travel Trailer. On a time crunch to move it out next week. Post the word, thx!

Dee Levey
Dee sent Today at 7:08 PM
Ask Shane Hammer if anybody would know who could do that it would be him and we used to have a mobile mechanic up here but I haven't seen him post for a while but I'll poke around and see what I can find

You sent Today at 7:11 PM
I sooo need your help, and if I ever move out to my Nevada slum, I will sing the praises of Dee. wow. THX!

Dee Levey
Dee sent Today at 7:13 PM
I will definitely do my best and see what I can find

You sent Today at 7:14 PM
All I ask..
Did you see this?
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=8265.0
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Dee Levey
Dee sent Today at 7:15 PM
Yes you send it to me before... I just posted in my neighbor's group now I'm going to go post in my Auto Group

You sent Today at 7:15 PM
kewl!

You sent Today at 7:25 PM
Oh, I just want to clarify.... my OZ Blogs are the last of my Artistic Talents, and are in no way to be confused with domestic terror wonks, snot nosed brats online or Pissed Off Old Guys without a pick up truck. woRd.

Peek into my photo albums. I don't believe it, either....

Dee Levey

Dee sent Today at 7:25 PM

You sent Today at 7:26 PM
😁



Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 24, 2021, 01:45:43 PM

Michael Warta
Facebook
You're not friends on Facebook
2 mutual friends: Kelly Carlson and Alan Lee

You sent Today at 8:20 PM
Hi. Dee Levey sent me to you. I understand you are a mobile mechanic and change out wheel bearings on a travel trailer. I need you ASAP. Call Sherry 909 xxxxXXXxx/? Let's get this going, thx!

Michael sent Today at 8:21 PM
Do you have all the parts all ready

You sent Today at 8:23 PM
No. Can you parts run for me? Bring a floor jack. I expect to pull my rig onto the driveway tomorrow. Pls check it out. Will pay right. Say?

Michael sent Today at 8:23 PM
Where are you located

You sent Today at 8:25 PM
6XX San Bernardino Ave. Sugarloaf. 909 4xxxxxxxxxxx$#, that's sherry's number. Can you help us?

Michael sent Today at 8:26 PM
Ya I should be able to help you can take the old bearings in for comparison after I take it apart. Are you in a rush incase they have to order them from the hubs down the hill

You sent Today at 8:27 PM
I have deadline to pull out at August 3. Can do?

Michael sent Today at 8:29 PM
Cool that gives us a week plenty of time for parts and repair.

Michael sent Today at 8:29 PM
Do you have any pics of the rig

You sent Today at 8:30 PM
Just one stock photo.
Have it


Michael sent Today at 8:31 PM
Does the drive way have concrete

Michael sent Today at 8:31 PM
Going to be a lil dangerous in the dirt

You sent Today at 8:33 PM
Asphalt! Flat. It's nice here. Be advisied: the trailer frame is a car hauler. Custom rig. Single axel. I live in this box and I need to get out of town.

Michael sent Today at 8:33 PM
Np

Michael sent Today at 8:34 PM
I'll let you know if I can stop by this weekend if not Monday work for you

You sent Today at 8:36 PM
I'm ok with that. We are depending on you to pull us out of this pinch. Be our Hero.

Read about us on one of my blogs here:
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=8265.0

More confusing than amusing, that's my style....
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Michael sent Today at 8:38 PM
Cool I sent a text so you have my number I'll see you Monday I'll be hitting you guys up in the morning

You sent Today at 8:39 PM
Hit hard, it'll feel good. Cheers!



Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 24, 2021, 02:30:54 PM
ADVERTISING WORKS!

Ron Tello Culley is looking for recommendations.
1h  ·
SOS ! I need a Mobile Mechanic in Sugarloaf to change out the wheel bearings on a Travel Trailer. On a time crunch to move it out next week. Post the word to your Gear Heads friends! PM me, THX!

Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 24, 2021, 04:20:03 PM
I love my Vintage Rancho El Rae Travel Trailer!!

It's built better than me.

Look closer: It's Custom! I got a Deck!

It's compact without the worries of Claustrofoolia.

Everything in it's place. It's Home. Crib. Shelter.
Affordable Housing without the Nosey Neighbours.

Can you imagine that California would take this away from me?

Read up!
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 24, 2021, 04:57:32 PM
It's flocking weird, man.

This pic is where I sought out this rig in Mayfield, Utah in the Summer of 2012.

It's a nice shot of the article in question. In the middle of Utah. Mayfield.
A town smaller than Montello, Nevada.

I stare at it and know I am in there right now.

Flocking weird, man....


You know who else lives in Mayfield?

The Cleavers.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 24, 2021, 05:09:14 PM
So check it out. When I was 40, I ran for President of The United States.

Yeah, it didn't play well, don't rub it in....

And I had many clever slogans on tap.

Here's one now...

" He can't draw a crowd but he can sure clear the House ".

No, wait!

That's my Stand-Up Act Advert for the Topanga Bar and Grill, circa 1988.

I couldda made a Great President for Topanga,
but they kept getting burned down.


Ask Ron Mass.

That's his name, nearly his event.

Stupid flocker got headlines for being an Idiot, IMHO....


http://www.topangamessenger.com/story_detail.php?SectionID=&ArticleID=1646

So anyway, if I was President, I'd live in a Double-Wide in the White House backyard.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 24, 2021, 05:22:22 PM
They show you a "before" pic but not an "After".

Here's a reasonable facsimile of what I remember seeing one day in town...
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 24, 2021, 05:28:00 PM
History is colorful.

I hope you like the color of movie blood.

Coming to a riot near you.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 24, 2021, 05:33:39 PM
NOT FOR REPRODUCTION WITHOUT PERMISSION.

:tello: " Yeah yeah, screw YOU Colin Penno! "
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 24, 2021, 05:53:39 PM
It was a Topanga thing.

Colin Penno

VS.

Michael Mikler.

Working Class Gladiator Drunks.

Both Legends.

Friends of mine.

It's the little moments that count the most.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 24, 2021, 05:56:35 PM
Ok, I know.....      :offtopic: :topic: :mobbing: :troll2: :duckling:
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 25, 2021, 06:48:18 AM
I'm going off the air now.

Transferring my existence from one dwelling to another.

Fundraising is a BUST!

I can't depend on anyone giving me a rejection notice.
Especially Family.

Everybody is Radio Silent.

And it sucks.

I don't wanna live in THAT world.

No, wait!

I do!!!!


STANDBY FOR FURTHER TRANSMISSIONS
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 26, 2021, 03:39:14 PM
Out of the Trailer and into the garage.

This is the Twilight Zone. With a Tello Twist.

Fk the Gov.

If they ever show up, I will issue the 411 on their Nazi ass!
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 26, 2021, 03:41:12 PM
Alan Lee is a Turkey Shoot.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 26, 2021, 05:52:59 PM
No matter he's a Black Man.

I say he's a Slack Man.

Total Fail....
Nobody can have this. Get him out of town!


Public Servant, serving himself instead... Typical....
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 26, 2021, 05:56:43 PM
Can't wait to return to Montello, home of Ultimate Corruption in America.

I vow to fight back.

Headlines again?

So be it!
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 26, 2021, 08:26:34 PM
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=510.msg715738#msg715738
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 28, 2021, 04:15:32 PM
I can talk, post and barely walk.

1 out of 3 ain't bad.

The other 2 can wait.

(FYI: Lotus' Birthday is in Effect.
We did the Hoot at Kallans.

A huge break from the Demo works in the garage today.
We are Camping there.

There's a square hole where a wall and door were this morning.

Demolition and Birthdays were meant for each other.

Get some.)
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 28, 2021, 04:50:03 PM
"If I was half the man I was 5 years ago,
I'd take a Backhoe to this place!!!

And move back into my Trailer."
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 28, 2021, 04:53:09 PM
Again, if I was President, I'd live in my Trailer behind the White House.
And rent the joint out as a Swap Meet!
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 28, 2021, 05:47:11 PM
It will be an Equal Opportunity
Commerce Environment.

I'd let the Terrorists in, so long as they sell
Genuine Persian Rugs,
Primo Hash and
Bootleg 8-Track Tapes.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 28, 2021, 06:13:31 PM
Garage Report
SUBJECT: [tello]
Hunger: Voluntary eternal fasting. No problem.
Accumulating Food Stamps for a major drunken cheeze burger party
at an undisclosed location.

Pain: Constant and difficult.

Suffering: That's easy...deal with it!

Assets: They hurt, too.

Outlook: Who's looking?

Summary: WE are still accepting donations to
The Great Exodus of the Tello Tribe.

m86thecat@yahoo.com


5
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 28, 2021, 06:30:36 PM
Cool is Warm!

Here's how:

Refrigerators generate heat.

We have 2 in the garage.

Very nice.

And the whole damn neighbourhood smells like
a fresh Monsoon rain.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 28, 2021, 07:57:15 PM
Garage vs. Trailer:

I can walk around in circles in the big room.

I can smoke in the Trailer.

50/50 everytime!
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 30, 2021, 04:13:15 PM
As of today, I have initiated Launch Sequence Protocol.

I cleaned out my shed, made ready to move out of here,
and all the contents were imported into The Garage Lounge and Warehouse.

For my next act: The Other Shed, where the tools live.
They too will endure a moving sensation.

That is all....I want to say.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *smee* on July 30, 2021, 11:23:03 PM
Don't get mixed up with the other tools
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 31, 2021, 08:45:21 AM
It speaks! :smee!:

Saying nothing.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on July 31, 2021, 07:36:47 PM
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Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on August 01, 2021, 03:29:09 PM

Jessanie Rock
Facebook
You're not friends on Facebook
Lives in Las Vegas, Nevada

You sent Yesterday at 10:14 PM
Hi, about your AD for movers.... I need them soon. Pop me your referrals if the crew does well, thx!

Jessanie Rock
Jessanie sent Yesterday at 11:11 PM
I have 2 guys that are supposed to show up at noon tomorrow. I’ll let you know how they do!!!

You sent Yesterday at 11:12 PM
Perfect! Thank you very much!

Jessanie sent Today at 9:44 PM
They did great. You can reach Joseph at 909-xxxxxxxx or Kevin at 909-xxxxxxx. They do other odd jobs as well.

You sent Today at 9:50 PM
This is good of you. I appreciate it.  Cheers!
Read my story, get a laff, feel the winds of change blowing down my house....

http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=8265.0
"It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
ozroundtable.com
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on August 03, 2021, 03:49:34 PM
https://www.uhaul.com/Truck-Rentals/20ft-Moving-Truck/
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on August 05, 2021, 08:52:31 AM
TOPIC UPDATE

Yeah, there's shite going on here.

Why do you care?

Is this more interesting reading from The Tello Studios?

I'm sure you are amused, otherwise the Hit Counter
wouldda never left 12.

This is an actual account of real time action, right here,
right now.

This is chronicles of The Tellos, Ron and Sherry.
And I'm glad to share because eff u, why not?

Not as bad as the News, eh?

Ok, so on the trailer spare tire issue, I'm a day late
but the dollars are good.

We have delayed transport time to accommodate the
acquisition of the NEW spare tire, cuz nobody sells
used tires on the mountain, and that's pretty lame.
Wait for a new one delivered next day.

My Trailer Home will be on it's way back to T-Town.

I continue to dwell in the Man Cave-inn.
I'm bunking with 3/4 tons of cargo/personal belongings/tools and equipment.

Nothing new to me.

I kinda like it cuz I survive it.

If you have ever been a Desert Rat, you can relate.

If not, you are probably a sellout wanna-be Suburbanite.

And there's a crime scene factor here.
Our front yard tree was attacked and maimed by a
large blade slung by the new tenant kid.
I say 90 Days in The Hole for him.

More later, or not.

Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on August 05, 2021, 10:24:53 AM
Heh-heh...LOL...

Life in the Man Cave-inn:

I have a new mountain bike.

I'm using it as a drying rack for hand towels.

Desert Rat Technology, ya'll...!!!
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on August 05, 2021, 10:27:52 AM
The Tree-flogging Kid confessed!

The talk went quite well.

I dint get too involved beyond "The Eye",
and I was wearing shades.

Lesson learned.
"No more blades for you!"
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on August 05, 2021, 01:07:49 PM
Word is the tree wants to seek Legal recourse.

I'm all for it!

I'll testify and seek the death penalty
of all the kid's toys.

That'll learn him!
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on August 06, 2021, 07:49:05 AM
You sent Yesterday at 8:02 PM
Hello again. We will be needing a short dump run soon.  I load, How much? Not a hurry yet. We need you. We're moving out.

Kelly sent Yesterday at 9:05 PM
The cost will depend on how much and what needs to go to the dump. Give me a few days advance notice as for when you want the stuff taken to the dump

You sent Yesterday at 9:08 PM
Yes, thx for the reply. We have drywall and insulation in bags, a trashed fiberglass shower, large wood spool and I dunno. Stand by, thx!

Kelly sent Yesterday at 9:10 PM
Construction materials have to be paid for in cash you cannot use dump card. Once I know what all you ou need hauled I can give you a price for my labor plus the cost to dump it

You sent Yesterday at 9:11 PM
Right on. Will get back to you. Cheers!

Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on August 07, 2021, 07:47:46 AM
For what it's worth:

My Rig has been delivered safely to the House of Tello.

It cost a lot, but it's worth it.

Next move: sit, wait, drink, save money
and U Haul my blues away.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on August 09, 2021, 06:16:00 PM
Ray Chester asked a question .
So here’s my question, as beautiful as these mountains are, where would you relocate to if Cali got to much? Just wondering

Karen Day
Florida, Arkansas or Texas. If my kids and granddaughter go too!

Ron Tello Culley
On the move now to Montello, Nevada. More sticks than Hicks and plenty of land, sky and Railroad. I own a piece of it.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on August 09, 2021, 09:11:44 PM
I am sooo ramping up to lay down some Heavy Jello here.
Content that could get us all killed.

Ya feeling lucky?

I have an Adventure Bone to grind.

Coming soon, I suppose.

Alan Lee.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *smee* on August 09, 2021, 10:57:53 PM
If you put Jello down in here , I would expect some girl on girl wrestling
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on August 13, 2021, 09:19:41 AM
'ello M8! Pardon the delayed response.
Or don't.

I googled the topic at hand, and it won't pass security aka ADMIN.

Nice try, no exploding cigar.

Lookie here: ON TOPIC POST!

Landlording sucks.

I did it in Montello.
Sherry in Bad Bear, and I have been loyal, dutiful and True
thru this, these past 5+ years.

We share 2 distinctive items in Life:

A spitoon
and a disdain
for Landlording.

We are bailing out.

No more baby-sitting tenants, suffering the neighbor's kids
and Bears disguised as Sheriffs.

This is where words fail to convey an exact picture
and images take over.

Geez, this shite better work......

Pic 1 is Lotus Lord of The Realm. Having a distinct "Moment".

Next is the Handyman without a future.

For entertainment purposes only.

No Firearms were harmed in the making of this Major Motion Post.




Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on August 15, 2021, 06:15:17 AM
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Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on August 18, 2021, 08:29:13 AM
Shop talk
Yahoo
/
Sent



Ron Tello <m86thecat@yahoo.com>
To:
Sherry Kopack

Tue, Aug 17 at 3:26 PM

Questions.

We sell the doors, right? I will make that happen. Money for you.

What about cinderblocks? NOT going into garage. Sell them? Money for you.

Both sheds sold. Metal one paid for, yet to move out, after dump run.

Rob Casper bidded $50 today for dump run, will come tomorrow. Jay is OK with paying half
cuz some is my crap, and I'm offering up my recycles as pay. Rob agreed to it.

I primered the barn doors; am proceeding on finish coats. The heat and humidity is mean.

Have enuff primer for front porch painting issue. Will have enuff white paint to finish it.

Fundraising is going slow but fine.

Cuz not all around garage things will fit in here, I'm looking for other places to temp. stash them for the Realtor video.

The lumber.... 2x4s from walls tear out....where do they go? Need to know. I want them for green house dome at my house. Cash Barter Trade. Need to know.

I can move sheet woods and 4 steel drums in here, out of sight from yard.

I found and talked to 2 pro-movers in town.

Looks good so far.

I love you and appreciate all that is good here.
I remember our first night at Rose Lane, you raped me, but the statute of limitations has expired, lol.

Will do physical exam Friday. I really am falling apart.
I had ice cream last night and my foot seized. Diabetic? Must find out.

OZRT still wants you. They said so....

That's all I can say now. I'm stoned again.

Cheers Baby Doll!

-Ronnie
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on August 18, 2021, 11:09:09 AM
Update
Yahoo
/
Sent



Ron Tello <m86thecat@yahoo.com>
To:
Sherry Kopack

Tue, Aug 17 at 6:08 PM

Flatwoods and 4 steel drums in the garg.

Nice.

Rolling tool boxes in front of them and still walk way space.;

As I planned!
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on August 18, 2021, 12:37:09 PM
Hey, this is my idea, reality of fun.
Simple.
Effective.
I don't like being human all the time.
But I work, play and sleep hard.

And I got some award-winning poops if yer interested...

The following is something unedited and posted here.



Mon 11:42 AM
You sent
Hi, can you help us with another dump run? Come look, thx!
Casper
Casper Casper
May i come look tomorrow or tonight.
You sent
Yes, ASAP
Casper
Casper Casper
Casper
Casper Casper
Tonight around 5
You sent
OK!
Mon 5:14 PM
You sent
On your way?
Casper
Casper Casper
Just got back from hospital. May i come tomorrow
You sent
10 AM works for me. I'm in the garage.
Casper
Casper Casper
You sent
😊
9:24 AM
Casper
Casper Casper
See u soon
You sent
6:54 PM
You sent
I really need you to pull this off for us, and when you are here, we need a chat on other issues. Should be nice.
Casper
Casper Casper
You sent
😎
Casper
Casper Casper
Still no truck
You sent
Sounds like we need to sit down and talk shop. I did what you talk about. Good time. What is life? Thx for the Update.  Wanna hijack a truck? Just a thought, lol..... Swing by anytime soon.
Read my crap online here, better than what you imagined... or not. Enjoy literature.
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=8265.msg715792#msg715792

"It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
ozroundtable.com


What can go wrong and be worse?

m86thecat@yahoo.com
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *smee* on August 18, 2021, 08:27:28 PM
Go and get trucked
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *smee* on August 18, 2021, 11:17:06 PM
Shop talk
Yahoo
/
Sent



Ron Tello <m86thecat@yahoo.com>
To:
Sherry Kopack

Tue, Aug 17 at 3:26 PM

Will do physical exam Friday. I really am falling apart.
I had ice cream last night and my foot seized. Diabetic? Must find out.



Cheers Baby Doll!

-Ronnie


Brain freeze
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on August 19, 2021, 07:01:00 AM
Foot Flock.

I may never recover.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on August 19, 2021, 07:42:55 AM
Garage Life
Always on the lookout for the wandering neighbourhood whore cat.

Vs.

Desert Shack
Always on alert for deadly rattle snakes and intrusive scorpions.


Both scenarios require situational awareness.
Never let Plonck get in your line of sight!

Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on August 20, 2021, 09:34:06 AM
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=510.msg717044#msg717044
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on August 21, 2021, 04:42:10 AM
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Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on August 24, 2021, 09:20:26 AM
Progress report
Yahoo
/
Sent



Ron Tello <m86thecat@yahoo.com>
To:
Sherry Kopack

Mon, Aug 23 at 4:19 PM

Green shed buyer is taking it apart and hauling away with a sports car, top down.

Front porch has been prepped.
Not enuff primer so I mixed it with finish and going first coat now.

Looking to sell 1 door soon. Only 1 looker/taker. $40 for the Ext pre-hung door. Split it with ya? I can use the Vice Money.

I split the 2 closets. Door way in the middle.
Hanging visqueen walls where the real ones were to hold propane heat.

Being cold as of late.
Survival skills at work.

Fundraising is a GO! My Bro came thru!
Collect another 1000 and I'm good to go!

Ginger said she spoke with Nathan.
I hope he comes about.

Love it all, and you!

-Ronnie T

Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on August 24, 2021, 09:22:42 AM
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Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *smee* on August 24, 2021, 07:23:57 PM
Progress report
Yahoo
/
Sent



Ron Tello <m86thecat@yahoo.com>
To:
Sherry Kopack

Mon, Aug 23 at 4:19 PM

Green shed buyer is taking it apart and hauling away with a sports car, top down.

Front porch has been prepped.
Not enuff primer so I mixed it with finish and going first coat now.

Looking to sell 1 door soon. Only 1 looker/taker. $40 for the Ext pre-hung door. Split it with ya? I can use the Vice Money.

I split the 2 closets. Door way in the middle.
Hanging visqueen walls where the real ones were to hold propane heat.

Being cold as of late.
Survival skills at work.

Fundraising is a GO! My Bro came thru!
Collect another 1000 and I'm good to go!

Ginger said she spoke with Nathan.
I hope he comes about.

Love it all, and you!

-Ronnie T


If Ginger doesn't help maybe the Skipper or the Professor might
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on August 25, 2021, 02:36:49 AM
Shut up, smee.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *CountessA* on August 28, 2021, 11:12:48 PM
I have a red chainsaw.

It's my preference not to saw off anyone's foot.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on September 17, 2021, 07:37:23 AM
:tello: " Oh, so we're back to THAT again.

Grow up. "


http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=510.msg717794#msg717794
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *CountessA* on September 17, 2021, 01:11:35 PM
Tello, you have a foot fetish!


Not everything foot-related is a little friendly dig at you... Some things are, but not everything.

My chainsaw situation involves a fallen tree in the neighbour's back yard pushing against our mutual fence. I've chainsawed the huge amount of tree (long long heavy branches) that had fallen over the fence and was suspended over our back garden, but the rest (uprooted in neighbour's yard) is still leaning against the fence. I dare not chainsaw it using a normal ladder; I have ascertained that ascending a ladder on uneven ground and wielding a chainsaw is exactly what not to do for my own safety.

There. That's the chainsaw situation.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *smee* on September 17, 2021, 01:26:16 PM
(https://scontent.fmel3-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/242145937_10220924191789438_3590260415770863599_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=ca434c&efg=eyJpIjoibCJ9&_nc_ohc=Ekw6EfwEbFgAX_rH3Hv&_nc_ht=scontent.fmel3-1.fna&oh=8118111d18946cdc37f751dca5730fb1&oe=6167A69D)
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on September 18, 2021, 11:54:37 AM
:hijack: :offtopic: :spam: :troll2: :mobbing:    :ambulance:                   :duckling:
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *CountessA* on September 18, 2021, 05:09:28 PM
Reminds me of a joke...





After talking about himself for rather a long time, the producer said to the luscious blonde, "Now, that's enough about me; let's talk about you. What do YOU think about me?"

Obviously, this is based on this clip below:

https://www.youtube.com/v/7kxfq_mysyg
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on September 20, 2021, 01:40:58 PM
I'm reminded that the OZRT is a joke.

All the site is the Big Top
and we are all Clowns.

The Ringmaster is under investigation.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on October 13, 2021, 02:53:19 PM
Nothing to see here.

Move along....
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *CountessA* on October 18, 2021, 04:00:02 PM
You keep saying that, and yet there are people refusing to move.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *smee* on October 18, 2021, 05:15:06 PM
Even he has refused to move back to Nevada

He was going to get an ex mate to drive him but ........























He has a lead foot 
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on November 06, 2021, 10:27:16 AM
Fast track post:


Sherry and I were in Montello yesterday.

Hard Road Trip Burn.

Due to tech epic fail, pix are forthcoming and the right click button is gone.

Wild West in T town.

There are Cowboys, Criminals
and me.

It was interesting and successful.

I may need therapy, but I really need a .38 snubby.

Maybe no more news here later.

Fundraising is a bust and so are YOU!

That's fair.


Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on November 06, 2021, 01:00:39 PM
3 years on this mountain, I go to Montello...my ears bursted.
Then we got there and stuff happened beyond belief to you.

I get it all.

On the run
here's evidence as best as I can present at present.

Just go widdit and don't be a dick about it.

This is serious do or die material. (My life).
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *smee* on November 06, 2021, 01:11:38 PM
Hey numb nuts

I take it , given there are ashtrays on the bar , that smoking in the pub is legal
in that neck of the woods
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on November 06, 2021, 01:16:40 PM
:tello: "Howdy, I'm from Nevada.

Where we get to smoke in the Bars
drink in the streets and
carry guns".
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *smee* on November 06, 2021, 01:55:01 PM
Carry guns???

Someone is going to end up with a hole in their foot
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on November 06, 2021, 02:16:29 PM
Yeah, and your shoe size fits your Pie Hole.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on November 06, 2021, 02:24:37 PM
Steven Michael King
Glad to see your looking strong and in good health. I havint seen comments from you for a while... so I sent some prayers
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Ron Tello Culley
Keep the prayers and send me money. It's for pizza and gasoline.
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Steven Michael King
I hadnt seen a comment from you for weeks!... Glad to see you have both health and humor. Hope things are going good. Money has been less than expenses.... that being said... made lots of progress towards restoring cash flow
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Whatever I say matters not.
It's what we do that attracts attention.

Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *CountessA* on November 09, 2021, 04:52:40 AM
You're okay? And Sherry?
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *smee* on November 09, 2021, 07:29:46 AM
Sherry is in the trunk , with holes in both feet
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *CountessA* on November 13, 2021, 05:48:09 AM
That can't be good.

There's no room for a four-tester bed in a trunk.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on November 17, 2021, 02:04:04 PM
lol
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *CountessA* on November 17, 2021, 11:50:22 PM
I've got to buy a replacement wine glass for my picnic basket, but even if I buy, say, 3 or even 5 glasses, that's still silly if they're coming from the UK or from France.

I need to add something else to the order to justify the order itself and the postage. Perhaps a 4-bottle wicker basket, or perhaps an empty picnic basket...?


Then there might be a bottle of sherry in the boot/trunk. (We don't call it "trunk"... but I could put a bottle of sherry in a trunk as in PIECE OF LUGGAGE.)
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on November 18, 2021, 12:03:33 AM
Careful, grrLfrenn.
One slip of the keyboard and you may have
a sexual harassment thingy over your domain.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on November 18, 2021, 12:22:55 AM
On the lighter side of domestic kaos.... I'm on an All Night Fry.
I sacrificed the sofa to Sherry tonite cuz it's the only bed at The Inn.

Thus, I am on the Outt.
Fat cuppa Joe and old monster movies.

There's some good shows on TV too.

Romance is in the air.
No, wait.... it's the aroma of propane.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on November 18, 2021, 12:32:09 AM
Sherry is in the trunk , with holes in both feet

smee is not an idiot on TV
but he plays one in real life.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on November 18, 2021, 01:02:46 PM
I don't know if or when I will ever get here:

https://bigbeardisposal.com/recycling/buy-back-center/
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *CountessA* on November 19, 2021, 07:45:23 AM
You wish to buy a back?
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on November 19, 2021, 06:06:08 PM
No, I'm shopping for a good, used spine.
Mine is expired.

Hospitalized earlier this evening for faulty bone structure.
Got more free meds. Wanna buy some?

I'm paying for it all in recyclables.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on November 19, 2021, 06:25:26 PM
More pix from 11-5-21; the trip back home.

3 Billboards outside Ely, Nevada.


"New York Chic advertising in a Hick Town"
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on November 19, 2021, 06:26:23 PM
Ely Used Vehicles
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on November 19, 2021, 06:28:59 PM
Hiko Narrows Ravine
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on November 19, 2021, 06:30:56 PM
Truck Stop East of Las Vegas
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on November 19, 2021, 06:37:12 PM
Tello and them, outside the Cowboy Bar, 11-5-21
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *smee* on November 20, 2021, 07:41:06 PM
On reflection , you should photoshop that mirror out

And tell that bloke sitting on the bench to put some pants on
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on November 20, 2021, 07:45:11 PM
Yer blotto. Go away.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on November 22, 2021, 11:34:33 PM
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Post by: tellomon on July 23, 2022, 12:44:46 PM
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Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on August 02, 2022, 05:18:33 PM
We got "signed - off" today!

Now, we can kill each other in pursuit of a better life!

It's gonna be great!
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on August 02, 2022, 05:40:05 PM
Need to know
Yahoo
/
Sent

Ron Tello <m86thecat@yahoo.com>
To:
Admin

Tue, Aug 2 at 12:37 AM

http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=8265.msg724147#msg724147


We got "signed - off" today!

Now, we can kill each other in pursuit of a better life!

It's gonna be great!




Is it a "Telloism" or "Telloese"?

Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *CountessA* on August 04, 2022, 07:56:46 PM
You'll have to explain the signing off. What does that mean?
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on August 05, 2022, 06:41:53 AM
Cave passed inspection!
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *smee* on August 05, 2022, 03:16:18 PM
Evicted
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: tellomon on August 05, 2022, 03:49:21 PM
Oh no, much better.

We bribed the Inspector with Home Cooking.
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *smee* on August 05, 2022, 07:34:19 PM
You gave him mull cookies?
Title: Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
Post by: *CountessA* on August 06, 2022, 04:51:34 AM
Tello must have given him drumsticks!