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« Reply #100 on: July 07, 2021, 11:42:11 AM »
Pls, if you care, you help.

No help, I get it.

Fine.
flock you too.


Yeah, I know my Marketing tactics are a bit unconventional.

No surprise there.
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« Reply #101 on: July 07, 2021, 11:50:52 AM »

You sent Today at 6:40 PM
MAYDAY! I need your help in town. Load-out crew. See this:
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=8265.msg714533#msg714533

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You sent Today at 6:48 PM
It's do or die. We doing it here, need doing it there. I come bearing gifts for the commonwealth. (New power tools and stuff...)


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« Reply #102 on: July 07, 2021, 11:53:48 AM »

JT sent Today at 6:51 PM
Wish I could help out.  Up in Oregon camping and then up to WA . Be gone for a while

You sent Today at 6:52 PM
Nice. Nice try of my own, who knew? OK, I'm squalking to Troy next. THX. See you there!



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« Reply #103 on: July 07, 2021, 12:04:08 PM »
Troy. Weezie. I'm just getting started!
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« Reply #104 on: July 07, 2021, 12:06:30 PM »
Time Out!

I gotta calculate factors beyond my comprehension.

Nothing new. Just another fail under my Hat.

I'm not done yet.

I got a good idea of what's up.

Hustle!
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« Reply #105 on: July 07, 2021, 12:34:57 PM »
UPDATE: The place is kaos under adult supervision.

On site, we good.
Out side, we are under scrutiny, or not.

Evil via Blogging. It's everywhere.

Welcome!

This is The Tello Files Part 2.

Now get lost.

Yule be back.
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« Reply #106 on: July 07, 2021, 05:37:54 PM »
Come Christmas, we will all be dislocated.

Some fun!

We can Hash Tag where we were and remain anonymous.
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« Reply #107 on: July 07, 2021, 05:45:54 PM »
UPDATE ON THE DOWN LOW

Sherry's plan.

U Haul truck. $1720 one way.

Hire a sleeper cell crew here to load.

In Montello, recruit volunteers on the up side of Barter.

I have good credit at The Cowboy Bar. That be a "My shout" moment.

What? Ya wanna get shite done or just bloviate about it?

I did that in 2014....in jail.

Getting out was not much better.

LOOK OUT ELKO, I'M COMING HOME!
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« Reply #108 on: July 07, 2021, 05:52:13 PM »
And smee says I'm not aiming properly.
Feet are down.
I'm taking out satellite dishes and terrorizing Don Sinor's chickens.


With 12 rounds, I can do Morse Code, once.

"SOS send bacon now."

If I break out the 30 round repeater, I can ask for delivery.
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« Reply #109 on: July 07, 2021, 06:19:42 PM »
TOPIC UPDATE

Nobody in the Gov. has been dissed yet.

They be dissin' us without remorse.

I hate those guys.

Alan Lee is a total let-down.

Who voted for him? I wanna smack 'em around....

I will take a bus to do it!
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« Reply #110 on: July 07, 2021, 06:43:07 PM »
I get accused of terrorism.
I say I just smacked them around a little bit.
Nothing that they don't get at home.

At that point I make my point
and it gets lost in the spin translation.

The Media won't spell my name correctly.

That's a crime!
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« Reply #111 on: July 07, 2021, 06:53:59 PM »
Dear Tessa;

Greatness is not paying off and normal is nowhere.

Can I visit you?

Back in the past days, Roo invited me onto her sofa,
in the garage, with 3 freezers full of Roo Meat.

I wanted that.
A foregone inconclusion.

Can I post up in your Heart?

I'm adoptable. Did it once, give it a go!

I'm a significantly large tax write-off.

Factor in the adult diapers affect and you'll get Mercy Points!

Let's work together.
Or go fish.
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« Reply #112 on: July 07, 2021, 07:09:37 PM »
If Dolphins are so smart, how come they get snagged in Tuna Nets?
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« Reply #113 on: July 07, 2021, 07:11:19 PM »
If humans are so smart...........

............
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.......................

Nevermind.
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« Reply #114 on: July 07, 2021, 07:27:55 PM »
Dear Tessa;

Greatness is not paying off and normal is nowhere.

Can I visit you?

Back in the past days, Roo invited me onto her sofa,
in the garage, with 3 freezers full of Roo Meat.

I wanted that.
A foregone inconclusion.

Can I post up in your Heart?

I'm adoptable. Did it once, give it a go!

I'm a significantly large tax write-off.

Factor in the adult diapers affect and you'll get Mercy Points!

Let's work together.
Or go fish.

Well, let's see...

There's a pandemic. Our borders are closed.
I'm looking after immuno-compromised mother.
My heart is taking no guests - all chambers are occupied.
I'm frustrated by the prospect of at least the next two years.

I don't think this is a goer of an idea. As weird and wonderful as you are, that's just not going to work.

Did I read that you were going back to Montello? Wherever you go should be based upon opportunities... Does Montello offer those?
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« Reply #115 on: July 07, 2021, 08:05:07 PM »
I think he is shooting himself in the foot

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« Reply #116 on: July 07, 2021, 08:48:02 PM »
Bad post. Criminal set up...smee's accomplice Yibs is on stage.

Every one of them jokers...

None of us can be trusted.

Especially smee and his Majic Herm.

Where's The Horse and Flower Lady when I need them?

No, it's not about the time flock. It's about the lack of integrity which is standard around here.

Be somebody on your own dime.

We're running out of pennies.
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« Reply #117 on: July 07, 2021, 09:15:01 PM »
I think he is shooting himself in the foot

BREAKING NEWS:
smee inserts foot in mouth, global crowds cheer.
Authorities alerted but not alarmed.


:tello: " They have bigger cry babies wankahs to spank..... "
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« Reply #118 on: July 07, 2021, 10:29:29 PM »
Aww nuts, I messed it up again.

VOID POST!
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« Reply #119 on: July 08, 2021, 01:21:00 PM »
UPDATE: 

30 day notice void.

Extended departure date.

In-house funding possible.

Caravan/Convoy truck and Trailer

Now recruiting load teams at each end.

No stress.

Yay!

Thx Lotus!!!!
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« Reply #120 on: July 11, 2021, 11:04:10 PM »
As it pains me to admit, I will miss this Bear Site. Ruins.

I tremble to look forward to returning to Montello.

Oh sure, I get to Open Carry.

The day or night will come when I will need to
"draw".

Funny, huh?
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« Reply #121 on: July 12, 2021, 12:07:09 AM »
I gotta rely on my Art Skills to get out of a Bar Brawl. Lame.
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« Reply #122 on: July 12, 2021, 12:45:50 AM »
Sketchy.
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« Reply #123 on: July 12, 2021, 06:45:23 PM »
That sounds like a skin ailment.
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« Reply #124 on: July 12, 2021, 07:23:15 PM »
TOPIC UPDATE

Nothing to report.

Limbo is in play.
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« Reply #125 on: July 12, 2021, 07:26:12 PM »
How the hell does anybody arrive to the point of Not Smart?

History won't tell it all.

That's when we speculate.

Many of the worst dummies take on Jobs in Government.

Alan Lee, for example.

I'll be posting those emails soon.
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« Reply #126 on: July 13, 2021, 01:20:49 AM »
I have set out to make Alan Lee my personal punching bag.

He got it coming.

These Crats need and MUST be held accountable, or get them out of town.

Race is not the issue.

Performance, and the LACK OF IT is the issue.
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« Reply #127 on: July 13, 2021, 01:54:01 AM »
As a teenager, I would play angry piano music on an inexpensive upright piano in order to vent my emotional frustrations.

Then my brother suspended a punching bag from the beams in the garage. (The sort of punching bag used by boxers.) Punching that punching bag was a good way of relieving emotional, mental, physical, etc., frustrations.

Tello, you have the ability to "drum out" your physical or emotional frustrations!
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« Reply #128 on: July 13, 2021, 02:09:22 AM »
Thx for that helpful insite into the Freak that you are.

Now I know that you can be trusted to do dirty deeds, done dirt cheap.

Wanna smash Tourist Zombies?

I got work here that'll last 6 months.

Do you take VISA? Or PayPal?

We can deal....
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« Reply #129 on: July 13, 2021, 03:14:13 AM »
Bottom Line is: Anything Tessa says to me is awesome.

She's Admin. I'm nothing.

So wild how I get the personal touch.

And it's a good touch.


Yeah, as IF I'm gonna report a Bad Touch. None such.
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« Reply #130 on: July 13, 2021, 03:18:23 AM »


SHUT UP, SMEE!!!!
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« Reply #131 on: July 13, 2021, 04:50:17 PM »
Topic Update

I've been sleeping a lot.

Sherry is on the Beach again.

Situation normal, nothing to report.

So F# the government, ok????
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« Reply #132 on: July 13, 2021, 04:55:33 PM »
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« Reply #133 on: July 13, 2021, 07:23:25 PM »
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« Reply #134 on: July 13, 2021, 10:59:29 PM »
Dearest Lotus: Please hurry back to the Base.

I need to cry on you.

Everybody else is out On Call.

Bloody Capitalists!
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« Reply #135 on: July 14, 2021, 12:06:08 AM »
Hello Sir, Ron Tello here
Yahoo
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Ron Tello <m86thecat@yahoo.com>
To:
rgoss@flybigbear.com

Tue, Jul 13 at 7:03 AM

We met at my house when Joe had his issue.

We have a situation here.

Sherry and I must get out of town.

We're setting up Moving Protocol.

On a whim, I'd like to charter a plane to my destination: Montello, Nevada.
We have a dirt airport, but I fancy using the hiway.

Check me out, and get back to me. THX!

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« Reply #136 on: July 14, 2021, 07:10:43 AM »
Why don't you fly out in a medi-vac helicopter ....what could possibly go wrong ?

Just set off some roach bombs and you get a free ride

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« Reply #137 on: July 14, 2021, 02:54:02 PM »
That is soooo 2009.
Are you taking memory steroids?
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« Reply #138 on: July 14, 2021, 08:48:25 PM »
I can't get the vision of a brain doing push-ups out of my mind...
"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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« Reply #139 on: July 15, 2021, 02:53:47 PM »
Yeah, that's weird, too.

Have you considered an alternate vocation?
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« Reply #140 on: July 16, 2021, 11:29:23 AM »
"Pleading never sounded so Tello"

A difficult conversation; Let's continue with the easy one first.
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Ron Tello <m86thecat@yahoo.com>
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Thu, Jul 15 at 6:10 PM

I'll go first.

Update on the Homefront; Big Bear: Chapter One

The local gov has strong armed us to
PAY for the destruction of our Paradise/Income Property.

We're camping in campers as the demo project drags on.
We own homes and don't live in them.
Sherry here. Me in Montello.

This is all about to change, and Brother, the Wheels are Grinding.

Escape Plan; Chapter Two

Where do I begin?

July 15, 2021

Here is the present condition.

The garage has been stripped of its interior walls.
A garafe door is required to meet code.

CODE...was a letter, and Sherry's phone chats with those Crats.

They strong-armed us on the garage code shite, AND...my Trailer Park scene.

I'm still in the trailer.
The garage is in limbo, and Sherry plans on helping me bug out outta here and crash land in Montello in the early days of October.

It's her plan to accumulate my Covidollars up to then, and I will have the coin to finance my own move adventure.

I say to you: That is not 100% effective.

I need to expedite this trip.

Beat the weather.
Beat rising gas prices
Beat the system.  I'm Trailer Parking on MY Property there.
Taxes paid. MY House!

There's a Lien, more later.

2 plans of moving:

U Haul and good luck securing loading crew teams on both ends.

Hire the pros who claim they do it all door to door.
I like this one.

Plus I need to transport my House Trailer, and my unusual proposal has been met with NO.
I need to transport it separately.

Sherry says save my income money ( Covidollars) for 3 months and have enuff to finance the 2 moves.

I say: Get a loan, move now and pay back with my Covidollars.

FUNDRAISING.

In addition to the move, I need to get new wheel bearing on my Rig.
I must prepare my House.
Fix the water, secure power and internet.
I have a Locksmith task there. Gotta pay for that.

 auxiliary expenses.

I plan to go there, post up in my trailer in the back and set up my House for Commerce.
Income property.

I need $5,000 to pull this off, and I'm desperate to get out of Big Bear.

I ask of you to help me do this.

I can't do much for myself anymore.
I don't know many people.
I'm on the outside of the norm.

Your Dad will tell ya that.

This is your investment.
I'll give you my House if only I can get there now.

I know yer following me.

This is what I ask and need.

Please help me.

-Ron Tello Culley

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« Reply #141 on: July 16, 2021, 12:56:29 PM »
Heh-heh...you watch.

A response is forthcoming.....

Really exciting.

The fact that the gov here flocked me over....
...and I'm going into the PAN in Elko.

The Benefits:

I own the joint.

Peeps care about me.

I'm Celebrity.

I qualify for Medical attention, and I'll get it.

I can Open Carry.

Smoke in The Bars and Drink in The Streets!

And I can be LOUD all night long cuz I'm Zoned "Commercial",
right next to The Cowboy Bar and Loud House Lounge.


It's Nevada. It's always loud.
Including the spooky Cemeteries.
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« Reply #142 on: July 16, 2021, 01:22:10 PM »
The downside of Montello is it's flat and no busses.

And The Law lets the perps get away.
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« Reply #143 on: July 16, 2021, 01:43:37 PM »
The Downside to Big Bear is

it's FLOCKED!

California Nazis are on the loose, coming after US!

Bail.

Montello is far more fortified against door knockers!


And I'm on a first name basis with the Sheriffs, the Bailiff and The Judge.
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« Reply #144 on: July 16, 2021, 02:00:56 PM »
Your opinion of me,
I am putting back on you......

That's how I talk to Judges.....

"Contempt of Court?

How about "Contempt of Life?"

30 days for being a wise-ass....


Yeah, I have a long-standing grudge with America, but I don't need the current version of The Left to do my Handywork. That shite is whacked.
All I wanted was my own Radio Show.

Now I have it.

We'll be right back.
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Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
« Reply #145 on: July 16, 2021, 02:19:27 PM »
Oh MAN! I just thot of this!

Another best Groovy part of relocating to Montello is:

No more babysitting tenants!

If the price is right, I won't won't have to simulate murder.

You ever been a Land Lord?

You should be in Jail or dead by now.
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« Reply #146 on: July 16, 2021, 02:30:16 PM »
The down side of Montello is

Carroll

Water War

Corruption

Everybody is lying to me

I have a fire hydrant in my yard and you don't
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Re: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
« Reply #148 on: July 17, 2021, 12:20:22 AM »
You don't know whether or not I have a fire hydrant in my yard.

I might have.


(I don't. But I might have.)




Do you have a bird bath in your garden/yard? What about an upside-down wheelbarrow? A compost tumbler? Someone with a very nasty mind might toss bodies into the compost tumbler, I suppose, to let them become rich organic compost in the full measure of time.


I will admit that I am simply not a psychopathic clown who puts bodies into a compost tumbler.


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« Reply #149 on: July 17, 2021, 02:57:19 AM »
The first rule of composting is

NO MEAT.

Dummy.

No birdbath in yard; it's a bathing technique.
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