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Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Reply #500 on: September 14, 2022, 01:19:30 PM »
:tello: "This is when I stand Silent. You got a problem with that?"

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Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Reply #501 on: September 14, 2022, 01:32:26 PM »
DYLAN ROUNDS SIGHTING

He is in Good Company.
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Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Reply #502 on: September 14, 2022, 03:09:11 PM »
Puffin Children's Books releases new book for kids.


Where is Dylly?


An intriguing puzzle picture-book that is sure to delight.
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Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Reply #503 on: September 14, 2022, 04:48:54 PM »
Yeah, Tessa, whatever.....

There's NO evidence that any of us are Human.

Bots are commanding my Hit Counter.

What do we believe, and why?
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Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Reply #504 on: September 14, 2022, 04:54:19 PM »
Quote
...that is sure to delight.

Childhood Trauma Talk.

Language is a weapon.
Use it against them!
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« Reply #505 on: September 15, 2022, 01:09:15 PM »
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Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Reply #506 on: September 15, 2022, 01:13:24 PM »
SPECIAL MEMO

To: You know who you are. How'z it going, eh?

Report progress to this Office as it becomes available.

[END MEMO]
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« Reply #507 on: September 15, 2022, 01:21:50 PM »
NO Name Drop Zone is currently enforced.
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« Reply #508 on: September 15, 2022, 01:30:20 PM »
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« Reply #509 on: September 15, 2022, 01:54:29 PM »
Press 3 for Room Lip Service.
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Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Reply #510 on: September 15, 2022, 02:20:39 PM »
Ron Tello Culley
Tele-Murder-Marketing.

Why didn't I think of it????

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« Reply #511 on: September 15, 2022, 02:30:28 PM »
It was a REAL Currency!

It was backed by scrap metal.

More useful than Gold.

Visit a Welder today!
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« Reply #512 on: September 15, 2022, 02:38:08 PM »
HALLOWEEN COMETH!
Get your Druid on!
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« Reply #513 on: September 15, 2022, 03:07:10 PM »
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« Reply #514 on: September 15, 2022, 03:25:09 PM »
Rude?

Blasphemous?

Sacrilege?

Objectionable?

Mis-Understood?

I can do ya one better...


KURT BEAR PIG!
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« Reply #515 on: September 16, 2022, 11:37:55 AM »
:tello:

What's in this for me?

I want OUT!


I have nothing much to complain about.
Look at it: Anybody in America is up for senseless scrutiny and mindless debate.
And Tello........he owns Real Estate in Montello. A HORRIBLE CRIME, right?


:tello: "I'm living Large in a confined space. And it's good!  Returning to Montello will be HEADLINES, and Heads ROLLING!"
:smee!: I'd pay full ticket price for that show!
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Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Reply #516 on: September 16, 2022, 12:37:04 PM »
Hey Candice!

Do you read here?

Confirm.

Deny.

Make me a Sammich.

FK off.
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« Reply #517 on: September 16, 2022, 12:47:20 PM »
The only thing worse than a NON-sammich making woman
is a woman who capitalizes on her missing child.

We have one now!
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Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Reply #518 on: September 16, 2022, 12:49:00 PM »
Yeah but... Ron Tello...... what? Really?

EVIDENCE?
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Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Reply #519 on: September 16, 2022, 01:15:54 PM »
OH! Here's a good one, a gentle blast from the past...
An ELKO Gem for them and a VIOLATION to Humanity..... !!! ???

It's a matter of Public Information.
Elko destroyed the records, without an explanation or comment...AGAIN!

Same shite, NEW DAY.
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« Reply #520 on: September 16, 2022, 01:20:07 PM »
"I really believe, or want to believe, really I am nuts, otherwise I'll never be sane."
- Allen Ginsberg
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« Reply #521 on: September 16, 2022, 01:22:23 PM »
:smee!: "DITTO!"
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« Reply #522 on: September 16, 2022, 01:26:04 PM »
 :ni: "STFU and let Life take over. It's the next best thing to an Adult in the room."
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« Reply #523 on: September 16, 2022, 01:30:38 PM »
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« Reply #524 on: September 16, 2022, 01:32:50 PM »
In "Certain" terms....


:duckling: "Dylan moved away, leaving no forwarding address."
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« Reply #525 on: September 16, 2022, 01:44:45 PM »
Where do Moms get-off
winning every time?
Seems totally Discrimm...
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Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Reply #526 on: September 16, 2022, 02:09:48 PM »
The last time a Man had his way
was yesterday when I said "NO!"
and it worked.

The World is safe again from
The Forces of Stupid.

Don't mention it.
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« Reply #527 on: September 16, 2022, 07:29:20 PM »
No way!

3300 Views

No way to know if Candice was here.

A good bet is she is NO WHERE!
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« Reply #528 on: September 16, 2022, 07:48:57 PM »
In a Court o Flaw, reasonable doubt is doubtful.
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Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Reply #529 on: September 16, 2022, 07:53:52 PM »
2:45 AM
You sent to K
Feed me the update posts at the DR Official page. I was cut off. email to m86thecat@yahoo.com

THXXXXX!

Fresh material...same as the leftovers from last month!!!
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« Reply #530 on: September 16, 2022, 08:03:57 PM »
Calling 911 is not an instant gun in your defense.

Save the call, make the call.....have your own gun, Stupid!
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« Reply #531 on: September 16, 2022, 08:16:13 PM »
One thing I find most fascinating in this story is the abundance of spineless humans in this inhumane fiasco.

Also, STUPID is making a pop-culture comeback!

Just what I'm trying to avoid.

I can't go anywhere......
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« Reply #532 on: September 16, 2022, 08:19:24 PM »
The scary part is......

Law is NOT Order.

Ask me now, I'll show you HOW!

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« Reply #533 on: September 16, 2022, 08:22:46 PM »
And another thing:

I'm never eating sunflower seeds ever again!


:deadhorse:
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Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Reply #534 on: September 16, 2022, 08:29:49 PM »
Run!
Get in your car.
Go away, and don't come back until you become HUMAN!

If gas prices don't ruin you, Public Opinion will!

 :troll2: :deadhorse: :panic:    :leadguitar:  :drummer:       

:tello: "OZ ROCKS!"


smee rolls....
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« Reply #535 on: September 16, 2022, 08:41:55 PM »
Hey! Here's something

REALLY STUPID!

No cross-posting hypocrites here!

I don't own this Joint.

I trespass in it. Getting away with nothing everytime!
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« Reply #536 on: September 16, 2022, 08:47:23 PM »
:tello: "Oh, by the way..... Dylan is not coming home for dinner, AGAIN!"

#find dylan? I'm looking for dinner!#

Does Candice do Home Cooking
or is she a Micro Wave Queen?
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« Reply #537 on: September 16, 2022, 08:53:59 PM »
How does she hate me now????

I have not started.

I'd like to sniff her evidence!


:keelhaul:And give Kurt a Tune-Up!
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« Reply #538 on: September 16, 2022, 09:00:16 PM »
I CONFESS!

  F YOELAFEL is a REAL THING!!!!
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« Reply #539 on: September 16, 2022, 09:11:39 PM »
If I was the Father of a missing child, I'd prolly have to kill a bunch of lazy cops to get some action.

Too late now.
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« Reply #540 on: September 16, 2022, 09:21:00 PM »

The last thing Dylan Rounds saw was the start of his end.
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« Reply #541 on: September 16, 2022, 09:23:02 PM »
K
Follow the money?
Hell no! I'm following the car!

The Cooley Benz!
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« Reply #542 on: September 16, 2022, 09:26:26 PM »
Follow Elko!

They put me in Jail for posting like this!!!

Weapons are no match for Free Speech!
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« Reply #543 on: September 16, 2022, 09:29:07 PM »
K
I heard you made new friends in D Block.

You sent
Some of the finest murderers in all the Land!
Party all day, plan escape all night, lol
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« Reply #544 on: September 16, 2022, 09:33:32 PM »
Check out my Jail House Tat!

It faded.

Sorry, nothing to see here.

K
what was it?

You sent
A cartoonie skull with railroad spikes thru its eye sockets.
It was positioned on my hand so that I could make it speak, like a puppet!

It spoke 3 languages, and one was ANARCHY.
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« Reply #545 on: September 16, 2022, 09:37:09 PM »
K
How did you get out of jail?

You sent
Did I? Why do I feel violated all the time?
Be Here Now is not be there later.
It's a matter of dislocation across the Nation.

If it would displease The Court,
my OBJECTION is sustained.
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« Reply #546 on: September 16, 2022, 09:43:53 PM »
K
You ROCK!

You sent
Roll me.
Keep me warm.
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« Reply #547 on: September 16, 2022, 09:47:07 PM »
K
You know I'm not real, yes?

You sent
That's what I love about you.
None of this means anything.
Why don't we fade away?

K
Too much fun and the food is good.

You sent
word!
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« Reply #548 on: September 16, 2022, 09:51:16 PM »
K
So what about Dylan?

You sent
A bloody Cash Cow in the Media-sphere.

All I want is to pay the taxes on my Mystery House.
I'm gonna do it with the blood of the Innocent.

Step back.
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« Reply #549 on: September 16, 2022, 09:52:55 PM »
K
LOL!

You sent

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