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Bleeding Heart-Felt Action Story. Right here. The "Latest".

By Ronald L. Culley
(That's what it says on my bus pass)

Chapter One

I don't make appointments any more.

Now, I go there and bust in.
No, not the Doctor Shack.

I had to go to the UPS Store, in The Village, Big Bear California
at PEAK SKIING SEASON.

I forgive the bus running late.
I got on and saw it myself.

The bus goes to Avalanche Mountain on it's way to The Village, see?

I get unloaded at the bus stop, 5 blocks away from my destination.
Skinny sidewalks.
50 warm bodys per second.
It reminded me of Disneyland in the 1970's.
I navigated with my cane.

UPS, deal is done.
I go away to see my old pal Murray.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/murrays-saloon-and-eatery-big-bear-lake

He has a smokers bench out front.
I'm there.
A young woman gets chatty with me, after I offered to sit with me, refused and she gave me a light.

Names exchange. I forget hers.
I made sure she remembers mine.
It worked.

She said she is a Shoppekeeper in the 'Hood.
I was said to be a Tello. (It's all I got right now)

We go into the Pub together, then separate.
3 open tables, I take the 2-seater next to the front door.
She takes the Bar where a fresh one awaited her.

I order, then down a mug o' Mystery Beer.

Step out to the bench. Smoke a smoke and wait to pee, cuz
a piss attack on a public bus is not cool.

I had time.
Like the time I was still on the bench, the GrrL steps out to leave
but first:

She smiled at me, shook my good hand and issued a kiss.
The cheeky one.

I'm all.....

And then her parting words: "I'll see you soon".

Theories:

1) It's happened before. At Murray's.
I met a chick, say my name and BLAM my drumset is on her phone.
So, maybe it happened again?
ABSOLUTELY!
I do the research first, then get involved.
She did. Did I mention I forget her name?

2) Cop

3) Fake

4) smee

Later, on the bus home, I got home.

Maybe I should print business cards again.


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What I think did it for me was that I was wearing clean clothes.
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Smee laffs at his own life,
I laff at my own jokes.

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Help him! He's choking on Pink Party Lobster!!!

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Ron Tello Culley>Rick Culley>>Adopted at birth>>>Nice going Ed and Bev.

Do something with this. Say it's so, or something. Keep it true.
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Can’t Stop Laughing!
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Not cool, Sherry.
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Narcissism is an uncurbable mental disease., but can you try to act like an adult?
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As usual, as I said...When words fail, pain does the talking. All I gotta say is "NO"!
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And then Planets explode.

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A stiupd thang....
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No, I did not let the dog out. It ran out.
Stupid dog.

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it wont get far in the snow and ice.....it will come home soon once it thinks twice

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Dog come home. Really gonna get it now. Won't work, never learns.

Not my problem dog.
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DC Superhero Zachary Levi Sparks Backlash After Agreeing That Pfizer Is a ‘Danger to the World’

January 29, 2023

On Sunday, actor Zachary Levi posted a tweet critical of pharmaceutical giant Pfizer, which left fans wondering if he was opposed to vaccinations.

The star of Shazam, which will be releasing a sequel to the hit superhero movie Shazam! Fury of the Gods on March 17, quote tweeted a post from an account which was from an account which openly criticized Pfizer and other vaccines. The post asked if users “agree or not, that Pfizer is a real danger to the world?”

Levi, 42, wrote in his retweet, “Hardcore agree.”

Levi’s comments were made in the early hours on January 29 and were soon followed up with another reposted tweet, attaching a link to a report from the Justice Department that announced the “largest healthcare fraud settlement in history,” indicating Pfizer was responsible. This was originally released in 2009.

Levi added, “Just one example of what I’m referring to…”

The latest tweets from the star prompted backlash from social media users, who offered their own opinions in the replies to the tweet.

“Chuck was good but not good enough for you to be doing all this…” wrote one user.

“Blocked for disappointing nonsense,” wrote another.

A third added, “Here I was, actually kind of excited for your movie. But nah. I’m not supporting you now.”

Others, however, defended Levi, with one writing, “the way people jump to conclusions and assume the worst is the most toxic part of twitter.”

Singer/songwriter Five Times August cited the 2009 scandal, saying, “The same people who were at the company in 2009 are the same people who are at the company now. Just sayin’…”

The post also came just hours before Levi announced that his father had passed away after a long battle with cancer.


 He shared a heartbreaking message titled “Papa D” and wrote, “Many of you have been asking for an update on my dad, Darrell. Though he fought valiantly until the end, my pop passed away peacefully a few days ago, surrounded by friends and family.”

The “American Underdog” star continued, “Watching anyone slowly die of cancer is one of the worst experiences I can attest to. But knowing that he is no longer trapped in his decaying body, and now singing karaoke in heaven, gives me so much peace and joy.”

The star expressed that all the “love” and “prayers” that were sent to his father has given him, “even more faith in humanity. Know that he felt and appreciated it all, as did our whole family.”

Levi concluded, “Sending you all endless love and light right back.”

“Hug those you love. Hug ‘em tight. Talk about everything you need to talk about. Say all the things. And when the time comes, release them to journey back to where it all began. Back to paradise. A place we’ll all be so lucky to return to some day,” he added in the caption.


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Hi there!
It’s nice to meet here. Just want to say thank you for accepting my friend request😊

So…Where you from?

You blocked messages and calls from Cassandra Russell's Facebook account
You can't message or call them in this chat, and you won't receive their messages or calls. Pretty cool, huh?


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Just as every Bartender has to be a Psychologist,
every Facebook User must be a Bullshit Detective.
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Hello Mr Ron! UFO much?

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I have SnowFO's. Top THAT!!!!

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Abducted by Snow Men. Classic!

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I understand the valid reasons why there's little traffic on my page.
We're all under one to twelve feet of snow, but our Food Stamps will be good after we dig out.
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Sorry, you can't buy Tire Chains with Food Stamps.
Pity we can't.
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People DO read this. They should not have to respond. It makes them look guilty for liking me. Good move.
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Coming up next: Tragic Mucous Attack.
A Seasonal occurrence.
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Food stamps??

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Oh, SNAP!

Diane Franssen
ohhh never had them or used them. Am I missing something?

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No, only that the gov is good at maintaining Crowd Control. Give us food and we won't riot.

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If I do join in, I'll be disguised as Mr. X. They'll never catch me.
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Why do you make me appreciate cars I don't drive?

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makes it easier to talk you into buying me pizza.... I can use the cars as leverage if I play it right.... Im still learning, so if your not yet ready to send pizza today, then maybe tomorrow.....

Ron Tello Culley
Tomorrow never comes. It's always now.

Steven Michael King
yea, but getting pizza delivered here to running springs can be challenging

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Stop being a weenie about it. Public Image, son!




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You know, I don't see smee racking up these numbers...
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I struggle with uncontrollable postings.
You too are a victim.
There are NO Self-Help Programs for us.
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lets get funny tonight

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Ron Tello.

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Smees and Horses are best well trained with repetition.

I deliver.
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1 problem: the yt links are failing me.

There's no point to any of this, and yet...

Admin Loves me.

Very nice.

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Jim Terry is not that special.

Tello says something....

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Yes. I did blow thru a million bucks.
You saw it here first!
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When I got out of jail, where did my money go?

The Bank was not talking.
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