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Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Reply #600 on: September 22, 2022, 07:58:05 PM »
The best thing about Kurt Wadsworth is.......


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Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Reply #601 on: September 22, 2022, 08:13:39 PM »
I'm talking to ppl whom I think may be important.

These ppl are talking to me first, thinking I'm important.

Talk Important.

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Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Reply #602 on: September 22, 2022, 08:21:35 PM »
The Internet is the Perfect Place to UPLIFT geniuses

and smash idiots.

Is that so wrong?

I got spammed once.

Hit DELETE.

I read in the papers soon after that the B@zturd
got killed in a horrible PayPal accident.
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Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Reply #603 on: September 22, 2022, 08:55:55 PM »
F U Kurt!
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Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Reply #604 on: September 23, 2022, 05:30:59 AM »
This whole sordid affair is a FRAUD.

I hear the money is good.
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Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Reply #605 on: September 23, 2022, 07:55:00 AM »
YAWNFEST

It's terrible how's badly the law enforcement handled the search for Dylan. I'm appalled at their negligence with this case and My heart breaks for Dylan's family. Hope the case is solved soon and Dylan is found alive and safe.

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« Reply #606 on: September 23, 2022, 07:57:18 AM »
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Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Reply #607 on: September 23, 2022, 10:36:30 AM »
5:35 PM
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Hi. I like the idea of having help to pay my Montello House taxes. I emailed Ranger. I have nothing to offer to the status quo narrative. My story is the Law being crooked and lame. Seems it fails everybody. Like, I never got confirmation if LE investigated my house. My idea of a valid act is to make an excursion there with video rolling. A dedicated Group Effort. What say you?
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Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Reply #608 on: September 24, 2022, 07:09:38 AM »
EDITOR'S NOTE

Behind the scenes is starting to look good!
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Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Reply #609 on: September 24, 2022, 08:31:02 AM »
Crusty
Lol No bro just be you.  I'll call you tomorrow mid morning. Is that okay?
3:27 PM
You sent
Make it Nooners! That's when my life resumes. This is a Change Gamer for me! I wont disappoint and if I do, can we EDIT? (Who calls themself Crusty? You did. And my Mom dint name me Tello.) It's Showbiz, Then it gets REAL! worD.... 🤭

2:18 PM
[not]
Crusty is supposed to be in Montello this weekend filming. Maybe you can hook up with him and search the house?
3:28 PM
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Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Reply #610 on: September 24, 2022, 02:01:16 PM »
[Not]
Y’all gonna meet up?

You sent
Noon 2moro on the phone I suppose.

I'll be wearing kevlar.

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« Reply #611 on: September 24, 2022, 07:35:28 PM »
You will be wearing a condom on your bonce

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Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Reply #612 on: September 25, 2022, 12:55:43 AM »
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Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Reply #613 on: September 25, 2022, 11:22:20 AM »
:tello: "Right then. Before we were rudely interrupted, there was bits of a facebook conversation.
Here's more:"


5:40 PM
You sent
Hi. Salty did not call. Not responding on Messenger either.

[Not]
I think he had some kind of sports game to do with his kid this evening. I also don’t think he made it to Montello today

6:18 PM
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Ok thx for the scoop! Later.


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« Reply #614 on: September 25, 2022, 01:45:24 PM »
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Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Reply #615 on: September 25, 2022, 03:00:30 PM »
The DR Train Wreck has entered the station, again.

A fresh load of more crap, right here.

Don't bother. It's more NOISE to keep the masses hypnotized.

I'm just keeping the postings fresh.


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Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Reply #616 on: September 25, 2022, 03:31:51 PM »
10:10 PM
You sent
PLAN B...TRY AGAIN!

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 :yess:

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Call me 3PM PST 2moro if ya can. I'll plan to be here then, OK? (Nice Ambush call tonight)

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Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Reply #617 on: September 25, 2022, 05:24:31 PM »
Why do I have to find this shite and share it?

Can't you find shite on your own?

It's all so very lame.

Whatever....



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Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Reply #618 on: September 25, 2022, 05:56:02 PM »
Tonight's Main Event will not be seen
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Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Reply #619 on: September 26, 2022, 11:55:58 AM »
You sent
Call me 3PM PST 2moro if ya can. I'll plan to be here then, OK? (Nice Ambush call tonight)

9:17 AM
Salty-Flakey Crust
Yes 3 is fine. Did you want to do a live session?
If so I can schedule ahead of time?

11:26 AM
You sent
Do live 2moro? Better for me.

11:49 AM
Salty-Flakey Crust
Perfect for me too. Shall we say around 7pm? My time
I need to get permission to use one of your photos for a thumbnail
I would like to use this one please
(See EXHIBIT A)

Tello:
What's 7 my time PST?

Better to use this pic
You sent
(EXHIBIT B)

Salty-Flakey Crust
I like both
I think that's 6
If that works for you I'll set it up

You sent
Fine, whatever works 6 it is.

Salty-Flakey Crust
Perfect

You sent
did I do good last night? I wazzint too offensive?

Salty-Flakey Crust
That was actually Shacks Lady Channel

You sent
rate my performance

Salty-Flakey Crust
666%

You sent
what?

Salty-Flakey Crust
You said rate your performance 👏

You sent
number 666?

Salty-Flakey Crust
999
333
It's all the same

You sent
cool. LATER!

3:15 PM
You sent
Pic change. I discussed with Counsel, the gun pic is not right. Do this one!!!!
(EXHIBIT 3?)

Gun pic sends wrong message/image. Dont wanna be known as a gun nut. Better to project image as a crusader for fun and revenge.

Salty-Flakey Crust
True

5:33 PM
You sent
:t2:

You sent
Do it. We can all live with modesty in the face of social distrust. (did I say that?)


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Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Reply #620 on: September 26, 2022, 12:54:06 PM »
7:32 PM
You sent
OPENING THEME SONG!!!
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Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day

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You got it

You sent
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Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Reply #621 on: September 26, 2022, 01:38:26 PM »

You sent
I'm back-logged with your info. Does it rly matter anymore?

5:07 PM
K
What does that mean?
Say it ain’t so 😳🤔😲🙄🫢😬

5:33 PM
You sent
I say I been slacking. Now dig this: Salty is having me live stream 2moro at 6 PM PST. Should be a word slaughter or something.... Still Love me?

UFO?

You sent
I'm working up lyrics for a song, working title: MONTELLOCIDE
I got the backup band.
No Consent. on fb. In the 'hood. Next block over.

6:16 PM
K
I was waiting to see if you were gonna ‘ mention you were going to be making an appearance on livestream! I was almost a little butthurt you hadn’t told me about it yet .. 🤷???🤣

K
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Stop being butt hurt and you will be fine! I'm trusting you to CowGirl up in my Rodeo.
LOOLZ?

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Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Reply #622 on: September 26, 2022, 01:55:55 PM »
Kurt is NOT gonna like this...HOORAY!
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Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Reply #623 on: September 26, 2022, 02:23:17 PM »
9:04 PM
K
Yeah we’ll leave all the being butthurt to Kurt 🤦???🤷???🤣

You sent
Pray for PAYBACK!

K
Hey listen I know he’s pissed you’re STILL “stealing” (I use that word VERY LOOSELY AND SARCASTICALLY) his spotlight. 🤣🤣 I think it’s great. He’s talking about “moving away” so maybe there’s hope for Montello after all. 🤷???🤣

You sent
Pls CLARIFY...Say AGAIN!
I'm stealing what? I live in a cave and ride the bus.

K
I mean the fact Kurt Wadsworth from Montello is not longer “trending” or “hot now” because when you hear or read “Ron Tello from Montello “ something about that is more “click worthy “ so in a nutshell what I’m trying to say is Kurt is no longer relevant not even as clickbait for money grubbing channels they are all Ron tello and salty pancakes and the bees are buzzin comments all over YouTube several hundred people reserved on “waiting” to watch and it’s even made it’s way to Facebook

K
Salty pancakes has done the impossible “RON TELLO THE MYSTERY MAN OF MONTELLO FINALLY SPEAKS. Haha

K
I think it’s funny because it’s not like you’ve been blowing people off ! They haven’t contacted you until now and didn’t you rreach out to salty first ? He had ranger emailing you if I remember correctly?

K
I guess whatever gets the views. 🤷??? I’ll definitely be tuning in! I’m looking forward to you making these idiots eat out of your hand (you better not go easy on him or I’ll be butthurt again . Lol

You sent
I'm a Drummer, not a Head Hunter. I'm flexible.

K
You’re also no mystery man and also not a resident of Montello currently or even in the Past couple of years but like I said .. something about the way it’s worded it’s an attention grabber. I’m not gonna lie and say I’m not guilty of it myself. How do you think I ended up reaching out to you myself.. someone said RON TELLO IN MONTELLO on a YouTube stream and I was like no way that’s a real flocking person and kinda brushed it off then I heard another channel then another and one more and then my curiosity kicked in and I typed in Ron tello into the search bar on Facebook and did some scrolling and that quickly lead me to the Tello Files and boom that’s all she wrote I was 8 hours in and was fascinated and just couldn’t get enough so I messaged you and never excepted for you to even open it much less respond and that’s how “Tello and Ks chapter" started.


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OK wow?
K
So I’m saying that you’re about to get a lot of fans because once they realize who you are and who Kurt said you were … they are going to be curious what else Kurt lied about and I think this is the beginning of the end for Kurt on YouTube and what does he have left ? His freedom will probably be right behind it if the fbi ever takes control of investigation

We can hope 🙄🙏

You sent
The CHALLENGE is ON. And I'm doing it SOBER! Not like all the other Players in this Passion Play. And I carry weapons.

K
What if he tries to put you and Kurt head to head on live ? Would you do it or would you hang up? Or do you think Kurt would even have the balls to face off with you?

You sent
No. My Posse and I are going there and Tune him UP!

K
I’m only asking because anytime someone has said something about him on saltys show it never fails Kurt calls in (because he’s watching constantly) and salty will connect him and won’t ask you he’ll just let y’all 2 go at it if that’s what y’all want to do. He’s not gonna mute Kurt is what I’m saying he won’t mute you either he will let both of you speak your piece but if you’re not prepared to go head to head with him then don’t be ambushed because Kurt is going to call in while you’re live-streaming I can almost guarantee you with my life at this point he’s done it EVERY SINGLE TIME previously



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Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Reply #624 on: September 26, 2022, 02:44:08 PM »
In a word, to Kurt:
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Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Reply #625 on: September 26, 2022, 02:54:44 PM »

K
Ellen Berg is always popping in and out in different places too so maybe she’ll make an appearance 🤣🤷???

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« Reply #626 on: September 26, 2022, 02:59:46 PM »

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LOL, one time, unbeknownst to anyone, I was planning to jump her outside the Cowboy Bar, piss on her, get it on video and surrender to the crime of a Pissdomeanor.

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« Reply #627 on: September 26, 2022, 03:08:04 PM »
So, in Theory, if Kurt implodes.....

he's gone.

Right?

My work is done.
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Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Reply #628 on: September 26, 2022, 03:30:57 PM »

Salty told me to be myself.
I say "WATCH THE FLOCK OUT!!!"
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Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Reply #629 on: September 26, 2022, 03:36:05 PM »
:tello: "Well, shite! The way things are going,
I might let smee sell me Teen-age Cheerleader Roo Jerky again!"
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Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Reply #630 on: September 26, 2022, 04:20:48 PM »
this bloke a friend of yours Tello ?

He knows Mr Sticky


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Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Reply #631 on: September 26, 2022, 04:36:44 PM »
goddammit, smee........

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Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Reply #632 on: September 26, 2022, 04:47:46 PM »
Think about it, dick!
Tomorrow I'll be World Famous, again, (for the wrong reasons)
and you will be world mucous.

Better keep your nose clean.

It could get ugly.
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« Reply #633 on: September 26, 2022, 04:53:01 PM »
Snot funny

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Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Reply #634 on: September 26, 2022, 05:14:40 PM »
:hijack: :offtopic: :troll2: :mobbing: :smee!: :sniper:
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