Author Topic: ++++ WHATS UP WITH THE UK BOARD ++++ (Read 570861 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #1150 on:** November 05, 2009, 09:56:17 PM »

Community Service!

(Tello Files going to 12K!!!)

tommy.irene · « **Reply #1151 on:** November 05, 2009, 11:55:40 PM »

The clothes are on the bottom half

tellomon · « **Reply #1152 on:** November 06, 2009, 12:12:07 AM »

Plaid, no doubt?

*Yibida* · « **Reply #1153 on:** November 06, 2009, 12:12:59 AM »

Kilt...?

tellomon · « **Reply #1154 on:** November 06, 2009, 12:20:53 AM »

Bite yer pillow already!

tommy.irene · « **Reply #1155 on:** November 06, 2009, 07:58:32 PM »

Hope everyone is at peace with the world

*smee* · « **Reply #1156 on:** November 06, 2009, 09:00:46 PM »

G'day Thomas , top of ta mornin' to ya

tommy.irene · « **Reply #1157 on:** November 06, 2009, 11:47:26 PM »

Hi Smee

*Yibida* · « **Reply #1158 on:** November 06, 2009, 11:48:20 PM »

Yo tommy..your clothes are still missing?...is it hot over there?...LOL

*wheels* · « **Reply #1159 on:** November 06, 2009, 11:49:28 PM »

Afternoon Tommy, have you had any sunshine today or is it still raining?

tommy.irene · « **Reply #1160 on:** November 07, 2009, 08:13:35 PM »

Today Saturday and the Sun is shining

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #1161 on:** November 07, 2009, 09:53:02 PM »

Hello Tommy!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #1162 on:** November 07, 2009, 10:58:03 PM »

My Award Winning Designer Firewood is working fabulously!

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #1163 on:** November 07, 2009, 11:46:48 PM »

tommy.irene · « **Reply #1164 on:** November 08, 2009, 08:29:57 PM »

Goodday everyone

*smee* · « **Reply #1165 on:** November 08, 2009, 10:38:05 PM »

Hi Tommy ....

Centuries · « **Reply #1166 on:** November 09, 2009, 02:30:30 AM »

Hello Tommy

tommy.irene · « **Reply #1167 on:** November 10, 2009, 07:57:38 PM »

Hi ..just passing by

*Yibida* · « **Reply #1168 on:** November 10, 2009, 07:58:43 PM »

Hi tommy, how ya doing ?.... weather good today?...

tommy.irene · « **Reply #1169 on:** November 11, 2009, 07:55:38 PM »

Kathleen Murphy was standing vigil over her husband's death bed. As she held his hand, her warm tears ran silently down her face, splashed onto his face, and roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly. "My darling Kathleen, " he whispered. "Hush, my love," she said. "Go back to sleep. Shhh, don't talk." But he was insistent. "Kathleen," he said in his tired voice. "I have to talk. I have something I must confess to you." "There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Kathleen. "It's all right. Everything's all right, go to sleep now." "No, no. I must die in peace, Kathleen. I slept with your sister, your best friend, and your mother." Kathleen mustered a pained smile and stroked his hand. "Hush now Patrick, don't torment yourself. I know all about it," she said. "Why do you think I poisoned you?"

tommy.irene · « **Reply #1170 on:** November 12, 2009, 08:22:42 PM »

What are Irish nurses famous for?

Waking patients up to take their sleeping tablets

tellomon · « **Reply #1171 on:** November 12, 2009, 08:40:08 PM »

Two Irish nurses walk into a bar.

tommy.irene · « **Reply #1172 on:** November 12, 2009, 11:54:25 PM »

ANd buy Tello a drink

tommy.irene · « **Reply #1173 on:** November 14, 2009, 07:35:11 PM »

Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend Finney. "Did you see the paper?" asked Gallagher. "They say I died!!"

"Yes, I saw it!" replied Finney. "Where are you callin' from?"

tommy.irene · « **Reply #1174 on:** November 16, 2009, 08:00:40 PM »

Rain..rain and more rain today..

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #1175 on:** November 16, 2009, 08:33:18 PM »

Hello Tommy. You are looking very pretty today.

tommy.irene · « **Reply #1176 on:** November 16, 2009, 11:55:59 PM »

Yes Fluffy I asked Irene take my place today

tommy.irene · « **Reply #1177 on:** November 17, 2009, 07:52:59 PM »

Irenes away home..

*smee* · « **Reply #1178 on:** November 17, 2009, 08:00:35 PM »

Quote from: tommy.irene on November 17, 2009, 07:52:59 PM

Irenes away home..

Do you mean 'er indoors ?

*barny* · « **Reply #1179 on:** November 17, 2009, 08:03:01 PM »

Quote from: smee on November 17, 2009, 08:00:35 PM

Quote from: tommy.irene on November 17, 2009, 07:52:59 PM
Irenes away home..

Do you mean 'er indoors ?

Nah.... "She who must be obeyed"

tommy.irene · « **Reply #1180 on:** November 21, 2009, 06:41:13 PM »

A husband and wife were having difficulty surviving financially so they decided that the wife should try prostitution as an extra source of income.

The husband drove her out to a popular corner and told her he would wait around the corner in case she had any questions or problems.

A gentleman pulled up shortly after and asked her how much to go all the way.

She told him to wait a minute and ran around the corner to ask her husband.

The husband told her to tell the client $100.

She went back and informed the client at which he cried,

"That's was too much! How much for a handjob?"

She asked him to wait a minute and ran to ask her husband how much.

The husband said, "Ask for $40".

The woman ran back and informed the client.

He felt that this was an agreeable price and began to remove his pants and underwear.

Upon the removal of his clothing the woman noticed that the man was extremely well hung.

She asked him once more to wait a moment.

She ran around the corner again at which her husband asked,

"Now what?"

The wife replied, "Can I borrow $60?"

tommy.irene · « **Reply #1181 on:** November 23, 2009, 07:56:55 PM »

Nice day here

Roo · « **Reply #1182 on:** November 23, 2009, 08:58:28 PM »

It was a perfect day in Melbun today too Tommy!

The gardens are looking all fresh and green....and people's tempers have abated.

People get so cranky when it's too hot.

*CountessA* · « **Reply #1183 on:** November 23, 2009, 10:24:15 PM »

Roo, you're right - the rain was deliciously refreshing; it certainly cleared the mugginess of the air.

tommy.irene · « **Reply #1184 on:** November 25, 2009, 07:12:44 PM »

Very stormy in Ireland ..70mph winds

tommy.irene · « **Reply #1185 on:** November 27, 2009, 08:15:12 PM »

Storms have gone..nice and sunny

*CountessA* · « **Reply #1186 on:** November 27, 2009, 08:58:17 PM »

It's muggy here, yet not really hot... The atmosphere is like a swimmy water tank, which someone's forgot to fill.

tommy.irene · « **Reply #1187 on:** November 28, 2009, 09:11:53 PM »

Another sunny day

*CountessA* · « **Reply #1188 on:** November 29, 2009, 10:51:54 AM »

All night long, it rained.

It rained, and rained, and rained.

I had the window slightly open, to let in the cool air, and still it rained, and rained, and rained.

And yet... we're still only at 38% water storage capacity. http://www.melbournewater.com.au/content/water_storages/water_report/water_report.asp

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #1189 on:** November 29, 2009, 11:21:15 AM »

i wont tell u uts a beautiful day here then and that i am taking my son to manly for a swum.....lol

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #1190 on:** November 29, 2009, 11:22:47 AM »

uf any other posters are going to manly, i am the guy wuth the son and the swummers on

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #1191 on:** November 29, 2009, 11:23:18 AM »

and the kiwi accent.... lol u r sure to find me

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #1192 on:** November 29, 2009, 11:24:05 AM »

ozzies wuld love to talk loike us teloooo, i will teach you how to flatten your vowels when u arrive so you fit in better....

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #1193 on:** November 29, 2009, 11:24:32 AM »

they would also like to beat the all blacks at rugby ....

tellomon · « **Reply #1194 on:** November 29, 2009, 11:33:04 AM »

Flocking weirdo!

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #1195 on:** November 29, 2009, 11:37:20 AM »

Quote from: tommy.irene on November 21, 2009, 06:41:13 PM

A husband and wife were having difficulty surviving financially so they decided that the wife should try prostitution as an extra source of income.

The husband drove her out to a popular corner and told her he would wait around the corner in case she had any questions or problems.

A gentleman pulled up shortly after and asked her how much to go all the way.

She told him to wait a minute and ran around the corner to ask her husband.

The husband told her to tell the client $100.

She went back and informed the client at which he cried,

"That's was too much! How much for a handjob?"

She asked him to wait a minute and ran to ask her husband how much.

The husband said, "Ask for $40".

The woman ran back and informed the client.

He felt that this was an agreeable price and began to remove his pants and underwear.

Upon the removal of his clothing the woman noticed that the man was extremely well hung.

She asked him once more to wait a moment.

She ran around the corner again at which her husband asked,

"Now what?"

The wife replied, "Can I borrow $60?"

lol tommy, hilarious!

tommy.irene · « **Reply #1196 on:** November 30, 2009, 09:11:58 PM »

Thanks

tommy.irene · « **Reply #1197 on:** December 01, 2009, 08:26:37 PM »

Another new day...

*Yibida* · « **Reply #1198 on:** December 01, 2009, 09:10:21 PM »

Yo tommy !.........

*CountessA* · « **Reply #1199 on:** December 01, 2009, 10:00:03 PM »

Santa is checking the UK board as well, wondering what to bring them... and also cursing the fact that, while his outfit is appropriate for a white Christmas there, it's completely inappropriate in Australia where red shorts and singlet (sans any fur trimming at all) might be better suited to this climate at Christmas...

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