Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 4241794 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #2750 on:** December 27, 2009, 03:54:14 AM »

I could learn to play Drums by jammin' along with it!!!

I couldn't hear the vocals.

*Yibida* · « **Reply #2751 on:** December 27, 2009, 03:55:29 AM »

I'm flying high with it !... headphones on 1122 decibels !! YEHAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #2752 on:** December 27, 2009, 03:57:19 AM »

That's Dope, Bro!

*Yibida* · « **Reply #2753 on:** December 27, 2009, 03:57:36 AM »

i THINK THIS MAYBE THE ORIGINAL...???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKXKWBcaV3A

tellomon · « **Reply #2754 on:** December 27, 2009, 03:59:39 AM »

Are we going double-live marathon gonzo here?

I gotta get a drink.

I need to choose wisely.

More beer, or coffee?

Say?

*Yibida* · « **Reply #2755 on:** December 27, 2009, 04:01:37 AM »

I gotta leave ya man...it's 4 am in the morning here... the squeeze wants to go shopping in the morning ...I'll catch ya tomorrow.... cya.

tellomon · « **Reply #2756 on:** December 27, 2009, 04:06:22 AM »

Flock off.
Peace out.
Roll on.
Light up.
And Jingle...

A double Irish Coffee sounds good right about now.
Wait for the Mods to sweep up, and then we'll do it all over again.
Ciao.

tellomon · « **Reply #2757 on:** December 27, 2009, 04:52:33 AM »

Hello Lurkers.
Wanna have a go with me?
I got me jumpin' java, a big cigar and a shiteload of Zombie flix.

What say, Lurkers?

Are ya Game or lame?

tellomon · « **Reply #2758 on:** December 27, 2009, 05:53:11 AM »

Alright. Be that way.

Suck on this awhile:

Local Time: 10:50 AM PST

Wendover, Utah (Airport)
Updated: 16 min 58 sec ago

Clear

10 °F

Windchill: 10 °F

tellomon · « **Reply #2759 on:** December 27, 2009, 08:23:12 PM »

Oh God!!
Zoy is still alive and still loves me!!!
I cry in the face of adversity!!!

RE: Another Day...
Saturday, December 26, 2009 2:25 PM
From:
"zoyfee" <[name]@felafeleBay.com>

To:
"drumboy" <m86thecat@tello.com>

Hiya Drumboy

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!! Hahahaha @ the photo and the other ones you sent of Buddy in the big city!! I miss Buddy and I miss you. I hope you are doing well on the Oz board. Have you met a lot of nice people who appreciate your fine sense of humour?

Truth be known the [] Soapbox is not the same without you. No one is even remotely the same as you. What a tragedy that you were kicked out a year ago and other people like okie-mama, norm, and vanessa just come on with new id's. It really makes me angry.

I can't believe I have been on the board for over 3 years now. Where the hell did the time go? People come and people go but some of us just stick with it while welcoming the newcomers in.

Nuttin' new here except no snow this year. We got a new cat. Found him wandering the neighborhood wet and bedraggled. Krazykat has been with us for 2 months now and is such a gentle loving kitty.

How is Montello? How is the population? More importantly how are you doing?

Well, take care and drop a line when you can. All the best to you and I hope 2010 is going to be a good year for us all.
xoxoxox zoy

tellomon · « **Reply #2760 on:** December 27, 2009, 08:32:12 PM »

Oh God! MY Dear Polly!!!

Re: Another Day...
Saturday, December 26, 2009 11:40 PM
From:
"Polly" <[name]@felafeleBay.com>

To:
"Ron Tello" <m86thedog@tello.com>

AAAawwww, I've missed seeing you on the [] Tello, it's just not the same without you.

Thanks so much for the Christmas pic.......I loved it, it's great!

I hope you had a really nice Christmas Tello.....

Wishing you a happy new year and all the best.

Polly
xoxo

tellomon · « **Reply #2761 on:** December 27, 2009, 08:36:04 PM »

I am in tears until further notice.

tellomon · « **Reply #2762 on:** December 27, 2009, 08:54:43 PM »

Re: Another Day...
Saturday, December 26, 2009 9:48 AM
From:
"Pam" <[name]@felafeleBay.com>

To:
"Ron Tello" <m86thegong@tello.com>

Hahahaha, this would be funny if I had not spent a few Christmases and Thanksgivings like this myself. :-(
I really do miss you and your brilliant wit on the []!
Thx for the pic, I love it, and you!
Hope you have a wonderful Christmas and New Year!
Pam

tellomon · « **Reply #2763 on:** December 27, 2009, 11:02:48 PM »

Merry Cleanupmess!

The world should be on fire over this riff by now!

It izzint.

World don't wanna know.
Why am I still here?

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #2764 on:** December 27, 2009, 11:07:15 PM »

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #2765 on:** December 27, 2009, 11:08:29 PM »

the 3 amigos (after chrissy lunch) ...

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #2766 on:** December 27, 2009, 11:09:22 PM »

<== Amigo Groupee

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #2767 on:** December 27, 2009, 11:12:43 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #2768 on:** December 27, 2009, 11:30:36 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #2769 on:** December 27, 2009, 11:48:11 PM »

It's so damn cold here that my water pipes are frozen and the only fresh water source I have is from the toilet tank.

tellomon · « **Reply #2770 on:** December 28, 2009, 01:04:54 AM »

You know what?
True story.

Today I suited up and rolled out me Scoot for a Ride.

It wouldn't start.

I thot it was condensation water in the fuel.
Mechanic suspects a foul plug.

Have you ever had a "Foul Plug"?
Where did ya put it?
And why?

I wanted to Ride.
I ended up benched in the Saloon, stylin' in me Colors.

The Tourists were amused, indifferent and frightened.

That's "Star Power" baby!

That Varieties Gal · « **Reply #2771 on:** December 28, 2009, 03:33:52 AM »

that's the foulest story that I heard this morning!

tellomon · « **Reply #2772 on:** December 28, 2009, 04:52:49 PM »

19700

*smee* · « **Reply #2773 on:** December 28, 2009, 10:15:48 PM »

Tello , how far is Winnemucca from you ?

tellomon · « **Reply #2774 on:** December 28, 2009, 10:20:28 PM »

200 miles.
Why? Are you there?

Ya can't get a bus to Montello. Ya can to Wendover, 50 miles from here.

Damn I'm still broken up over the Ladies of the [].....

*smee* · « **Reply #2775 on:** December 28, 2009, 10:21:44 PM »

how long had it been since you were in contact with them ladies

*Yibida* · « **Reply #2776 on:** December 28, 2009, 10:23:30 PM »

Quote from: *smee* on December 28, 2009, 10:15:48 PM

Tello , how far is Winnemucca from you ?

O
/|\ I----------------------50 miles---------------------I = Winnemucca
/ \
Tello

*smee* · « **Reply #2777 on:** December 28, 2009, 10:24:40 PM »

Smee Enterprises Winnemucca branch

ring the ranch 775-623-4999

tellomon · « **Reply #2778 on:** December 28, 2009, 11:27:44 PM »

O
/|\ I----------------------200 miles---------------------I = Winnemucca
/ \
Tello

tellomon · « **Reply #2779 on:** December 28, 2009, 11:29:17 PM »

Quote from: *smee* on December 28, 2009, 10:21:44 PM

how long had it been since you were in contact with them ladies

1/2+ year. I was terminated from the [] in January '09.

*smee* · « **Reply #2780 on:** December 28, 2009, 11:31:30 PM »

nice to get those messages then ..... contact those ladies and get them to join ozrt !!!

tellomon · « **Reply #2781 on:** December 28, 2009, 11:36:23 PM »

Quote from: *smee* on December 28, 2009, 10:24:40 PM

Smee Enterprises Winnemucca branch

ring the ranch 775-623-4999

Is this for real?

Quote from: *smee* on December 28, 2009, 11:31:30 PM

nice to get those messages then ..... contact those ladies and get them to join ozrt !!!

I did. Zoy sent me an EM, mad about me posting her EM addy..in the above post. It was/is a bogus addy. I EM'd her and said so and to look again.
I'm sure she'll calm down soon enuff. I've had my head on her plate more than once in my many years of chatting with her.
Zoy's a Grand ol' Gal. She lives in Canada.
I'm waiting for Polly and Pam to check-in...

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #2782 on:** December 28, 2009, 11:37:35 PM »

Was thinking the same thing, Master Smee

*r3830* · « **Reply #2783 on:** December 28, 2009, 11:41:04 PM »

Agree with smee and Brum6y. An excellent idea!

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #2784 on:** December 28, 2009, 11:44:28 PM »

hey thar loco how you doing?

tellomon · « **Reply #2785 on:** December 28, 2009, 11:45:41 PM »

Polly and I used to have a go with "Pb Wars".
Heavy casualties there......

tellomon · « **Reply #2786 on:** December 28, 2009, 11:54:37 PM »

19800

:snowstorm:

tellomon · « **Reply #2787 on:** December 29, 2009, 12:53:01 AM »

Montello, Nevada
Local Time: 5:50 AM PST

Wendover, Utah (Airport)
Updated: 17 min 14 sec ago
Overcast

3 °F

Windchill: 3 °F

*Yibida* · « **Reply #2788 on:** December 29, 2009, 03:07:42 AM »

X-mass is over dude...time to change your avatar back...I made ya another...

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tellomon · « **Reply #2789 on:** December 29, 2009, 01:21:17 PM »

2 items Yib:

1) Hats off after New Years.

B) Your siggie junk is hogging up too much space and is a distraction from the issues at hand. Downsize, will ya? Don't make me file a Formal Complaint! Thx.

*Yibida* · « **Reply #2790 on:** December 29, 2009, 01:33:04 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on December 29, 2009, 01:21:17 PM

2 items Yib:

1) Hats off after New Years.

B) Your siggie junk is hogging up too much space and is a distraction from the issues at hand. Downsize, will ya? Don't make me file a Formal Complaint! Thx.

Done masser !....

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*smee* · « **Reply #2791 on:** December 29, 2009, 01:34:17 PM »

why arent you at work Yibster ????

*Yibida* · « **Reply #2792 on:** December 29, 2009, 01:34:53 PM »

I start on the 4th smee...

tellomon · « **Reply #2793 on:** December 29, 2009, 01:35:37 PM »

An OZRT Exclusive!!!

Big Terrorist Panties

EXCLUSIVE: Photos of the Northwest Airlines Bomb
Accused Bomber Abdulmutallab's Underwear, Explosive Packet and Detonator
By RICHARD ESPOSITO and BRIAN ROSS
Dec. 28, 2009

A singed pair of underwear with a packet of powder sewn into the crotch, seen in government photos obtained exclusively by ABC News, is all that remains of al Qaeda's attempt to down an American passenger plane over Detroit.

The underwear with the explosive worn by alleged Northwest 253 bomber Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab is shown in this undated photo.
(ABC News)

As seen in this photo, the alleged bomb consisted of a packet of powder sewn into the briefs of Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, a 23-year-old Nigerian. Al Qaeda took credit Monday for the attempted bombing, boasted of its ability to overcome U.S. intelligence and airport security, and promised new attacks.

The photo, shows the slightly charred and singed underpants with the bomb packet still in place. All photos include a ruler to provide scale.

http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/northwest-airlines-bomb-photos/story?id=9436297

http://www.drudgereport.com/

*smee* · « **Reply #2794 on:** December 29, 2009, 01:35:53 PM »

Gee its ok for some !

tellomon · « **Reply #2795 on:** December 29, 2009, 01:53:11 PM »

19900

*Yibida* · « **Reply #2796 on:** December 29, 2009, 10:48:39 PM »

Thought you said you wanted to loose the chrissy hat ?

*CountessA* · « **Reply #2797 on:** December 29, 2009, 10:51:50 PM »

Christmas lasts for twelve days after Christmas Day, don't forget!

It ends with Advent.

*Yibida* · « **Reply #2798 on:** December 29, 2009, 10:55:28 PM »

Nnoooooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!

I've already taken mine off !!

I thought chrissy was over ?

That Varieties Gal · « **Reply #2799 on:** December 29, 2009, 11:09:56 PM »

Quote from: *Countessa* on December 29, 2009, 10:51:50 PM

Christmas lasts for twelve days after Christmas Day, don't forget!

It ends with Advent.

well Countess - I didn't know that
Now I don't feel bad for leaving the tree up for at least 2 weeks after Christmas day! It is flashing away in the lounge as I write!
robbie

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