Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2826664 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #2850 on:** January 01, 2010, 07:06:57 PM »

I knew yoodall dig it!
Thank me for my thotfulness later.

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #2851 on:** January 01, 2010, 07:26:32 PM »

farout brussel sprout!

graphic photos all right

yer a new man .... well done, better look Mr Tello very handsome

happy new year yung fello!

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #2852 on:** January 01, 2010, 07:27:04 PM »

love the winter landscape there too ... beautiful

tellomon · « **Reply #2853 on:** January 01, 2010, 07:28:39 PM »

No photoshopping here!

Thank you for the positive vibes!

tellomon · « **Reply #2854 on:** January 01, 2010, 08:14:20 PM »

In the News......

EXCLUSIVE: Oops! Wikipedia Pronounced Rush Limbaugh Dead

Looks like the folks at Wikipedia were prepared for the worst when it came to Rush Limbaugh. Actually they were a little too well prepared.

Shortly after the news broke that the conservative political radio talk show host was hospitalized, Wikipedia updated his page – and pronounced him dead.

Folks (like us) who happened to take a look at Limbaugh’s biography, saw this:

Rush Hudson Limbaugh III (pronounced /?l?mb??/;born January 12, 1951, died December 30, 2009) is an American radio host and conservative political commentator. He is the host of The Rush Limbaugh Show, the highest-rated talk-radio program in the United States. It airs throughout the U.S. on Premiere Radio Networks.

That was posted shortly after midnight, EST.

Rush, of course, was very much alive and about 15 minutes later Wikipedia pronounced him so, altering their bio by removing the information that he had died.

Limbaugh remains hospitalized Thurday.

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/12/exclusive-oops-wikipedia-pronounced-rush-limbaugh-dead

tellomon · « **Reply #2855 on:** January 01, 2010, 08:21:28 PM »

Snowstorm squelches climate change protest

By Judy Fahys

The Salt Lake Tribune
Updated: 12/30/2009 06:36:58 PM MST

A downtown protest of the climate change talks in Copenhagen became a victim of Wednesday's snowstorm.

"Not many people showed up because of the blizzard conditions," said organizer Clea Major, an international studies student at the University of Utah.

It didn't take long for the six friends to pack up a bullhorn and posters they'd planned to use for their "scream-in," an outlet for their frustration about the failure of the Copenhagen climate talks earlier this month to curb the pollution blamed for climate change.

Still, they chatted with a few passers-by during the commuter-hour protest near the Gateway, and explained that, blizzard aside, climate change is expected to bring chaos to the global climate, said Major.

She called Wednesday evening's effort a success and possibly the first in a series. As for the snow, it's not entirely new; a protest she attended last year in Washington, D.C., suffered a similar fate.

"There is always the irony element," Major said.

http://www.sltrib.com/news/ci_14096723

tellomon · « **Reply #2856 on:** January 01, 2010, 08:50:38 PM »

Tello's New Year

*r3830* · « **Reply #2857 on:** January 01, 2010, 09:49:05 PM »

Tello...... you want to be thankin' that young lady who did the service on your hair. Seems as though she gave you about fifteen years back. My OH suggests you won't be seen much an the forums.... at least for a while - with all the good sorts chasing you! Remember - when it snows - ya leave footprints. Blardy hard to hide from them.

And - A Happy New Year comin' your way!

tellomon · « **Reply #2858 on:** January 01, 2010, 10:26:51 PM »

My Hairdresser does not appear in the pics.
You were looking at another gal, visiting as a former resident.

Cheers!

tellomon · « **Reply #2859 on:** January 01, 2010, 10:29:30 PM »

20300

tellomon · « **Reply #2860 on:** January 01, 2010, 11:30:54 PM »

*Yibida* · « **Reply #2861 on:** January 01, 2010, 11:40:02 PM »

LOLOL...THX for the new material dude !...I'm using it in 2010... I wus wondering what I could come up with !.... I'll make ya profile even more famous that it is now ! { with class of course }...LOL... stay tuned !...hehehe !

Here's one to start the new year with !

tellomon · « **Reply #2862 on:** January 01, 2010, 11:42:56 PM »

Where is everybody?
I wanna burn something....

*Yibida* · « **Reply #2863 on:** January 01, 2010, 11:44:39 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on January 01, 2010, 11:42:56 PM

Where is everybody?
I wanna burn something....

Too late I already lit it ....

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #2864 on:** January 01, 2010, 11:44:46 PM »

Love the haircut Tello!! You is a spunk!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #2865 on:** January 01, 2010, 11:58:00 PM »

A spunk?

Main Entry: 1 spunk
Pronunciation: \?sp??k\
Function: noun
Etymology: Scottish Gaelic spong sponge, tinder, from Middle Irish spongc, from Latin spongia sponge
Date: 1582

1 a : a woody tinder : punk b : any of various fungi used to make tinder
2 : mettle, pluck
3 : spirit, liveliness

Which one?

*smee* · « **Reply #2866 on:** January 02, 2010, 12:02:31 AM »

here ya go Tello ... this type
http://spunkymen1.com/

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #2867 on:** January 02, 2010, 12:06:38 AM »

Quote from: tellomon on January 01, 2010, 11:58:00 PM

A spunk?

Main Entry: 1 spunk
Pronunciation: \?sp??k\
Function: noun
Etymology: Scottish Gaelic spong sponge, tinder, from Middle Irish spongc, from Latin spongia sponge
Date: 1582

1 a : a woody tinder : punk b : any of various fungi used to make tinder
2 : mettle, pluck
3 : spirit, liveliness

Which one?

Australianism Tello.

Spunk = sexy, cute etc etc

tellomon · « **Reply #2868 on:** January 02, 2010, 12:08:32 AM »

Quote from: *smee* on January 02, 2010, 12:02:31 AM

here ya go Tello ... this type
http://spunkymen1.com/

Dead link.

Australianism Tello.

Spunk = sexy, cute etc etc

Thx!

That Varieties Gal · « **Reply #2869 on:** January 02, 2010, 12:14:08 AM »

spunk; additional definition
geez tello yor a lot like yor brother Shawn (the spunk who attracted all the interest last night)

Hi fluffy one!

tellomon · « **Reply #2870 on:** January 02, 2010, 01:44:07 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #2871 on:** January 02, 2010, 02:30:38 AM »

Quote from: *loco* on December 31, 2009, 09:58:03 AM

How aboout one of these roaring through Montello.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Rs-XEcXKW0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3M9lqpQtig&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7zke2aHKPE&NR=1&feature=fvwp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-gFKzR4M5o&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B89N78zeKAs&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COW2O1Nu-Hk&feature=related

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #2872 on:** January 02, 2010, 02:45:36 AM »

Dead link ... no.

But it's gotta be the shortest html I've seen...

Quote

<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN">

<html>
<head>
<title>Spunky Men 1</title>
</head>

<body bgcolor="#000000" text="#000000" link="#000000" vlink="#000000" alink="#000000">

</body>
</html>

tellomon · « **Reply #2873 on:** January 02, 2010, 02:56:22 AM »

Diet Spam.

tellomon · « **Reply #2874 on:** January 02, 2010, 07:08:43 AM »

ManBearPig

http://www.southparkstudios.com/guide/1006/

http://manbearpig.org/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ManBearPig

tellomon · « **Reply #2875 on:** January 02, 2010, 08:41:00 AM »

HAPPY NEW YEAR

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #2876 on:** January 02, 2010, 12:35:06 PM »

either frank zappa (dont go near that yelloww snow) has been in montello or tello went mad wuth a raygun ...lol

*barny* · « **Reply #2877 on:** January 02, 2010, 04:11:48 PM »

Quote from: *gr8 expectations* on January 02, 2010, 12:35:06 PM

either frank zappa (dont go near that yelloww snow) has been in montello or tello went mad wuth a raygun ...lol

Not a ray gun Gr8...

Tello just opened the door and autographed the step....

cupie · « **Reply #2878 on:** January 02, 2010, 04:19:55 PM »

Speaking of Frank Zapper (and little moon unit...lmao).....loved this song in the day...

I am gross and perverted
I'm obsessed 'n deranged
I have existed for years
But very little has changed
I'm the tool of the Government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you

I may be vile and pernicious
But you can't look away
I make you think I'm delicious
With the stuff that I say
I'm the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I'm the slime oozin' out
From your TV set

You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we don't need you
Don't go for help . . .
no-one will heed you
Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold

That's right, folks . . .
Don't touch that dial

Well, I am the slime from your video
Oozin' along on your livin' room floor

I am the slime from your video
Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go

I am the slime from your video
Oozin' along on your livin' room floor

I am the slime from your video
Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go

Go Franky.....lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1k8GKXlDEo&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdfMkkMnSJI&feature=related

*smee* · « **Reply #2879 on:** January 02, 2010, 04:49:25 PM »

Frank Zapper

I thought he invented the tasar gun, the microwave and the tv remote

*Ubbie Max* · « **Reply #2880 on:** January 02, 2010, 05:53:11 PM »

Smee. Frank Zapper, I believe you could be spot on.

The tasar gun, a brilliant invention.

cupie · « **Reply #2881 on:** January 02, 2010, 06:34:10 PM »

Kylie Mole is spot on...you're both bogans.....lol

tellomon · « **Reply #2882 on:** January 02, 2010, 06:54:43 PM »

After I post a piccy of my right hand, I will testify that I used it to shake FZ's hand.

I'm from Los Angeles..

(I do "I'm The Slime" in my Stand-Up Comedy Acts....)

I "knew" Moon Unit in the Biblical sense...or not..... we were drunk at the time..

And remember analnauts: I knew Colin Hay cuz he called me on my newspaper ad....

cupie · « **Reply #2883 on:** January 02, 2010, 06:59:59 PM »

See....good taste is international....lol

I can see you doing this song Tello.....funny that, but it is you....Love FZ and Col'n

tellomon · « **Reply #2884 on:** January 02, 2010, 07:03:28 PM »

The impetus is on my Original Tunage at this time.

Pleaze send me a Band!!!

There is no such thing as a "peripheral scrutinizer"

cupie · « **Reply #2885 on:** January 02, 2010, 07:12:31 PM »

Like.......................................Please Explain????????

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #2886 on:** January 02, 2010, 07:44:54 PM »

anyone who does stand up I salute its a very brave thing to do .... you live or die in front of them

That Varieties Gal · « **Reply #2887 on:** January 02, 2010, 07:51:01 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on January 02, 2010, 06:54:43 PM

After I post a piccy of my right hand, I will testify that I used it to shake FZ's hand.

I'm from Los Angeles..

(I do "I'm The Slime" in my Stand-Up Comedy Acts....)

I "knew" Moon Unit in the Biblical sense...or not..... we were drunk at the time..

And remember analnauts: I knew Colin Hay cuz he called me on my newspaper ad....

I suspected that you did stand -up!

cupie · « **Reply #2888 on:** January 02, 2010, 07:53:08 PM »

I suspected that you did stand -up!

Well, at least until the alcohol takes effect Robbie, and then he does fall down.....lmao....

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #2889 on:** January 02, 2010, 08:04:16 PM »

now SIT DOWN tello lol

... on the net you dont have to stand funny enuf wuthout ut ....

thot i better tello u ....

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #2890 on:** January 02, 2010, 08:05:20 PM »

go blaze us a message in the thuh snow and report back here in five mins wuth photo .... lol

cupie · « **Reply #2891 on:** January 02, 2010, 09:08:32 PM »

OK tello...so which post has the illusive 'hair cut' pic...I'm on dial up...don't stress me....just say which post ok?....lol

*smee* · « **Reply #2892 on:** January 02, 2010, 09:15:12 PM »

Cupie ....see page 143 .... post number 2850 I think

cupie · « **Reply #2893 on:** January 02, 2010, 09:16:45 PM »

Thanks smee..have mercy on the dial up...lol much obliged. !!!!

*smee* · « **Reply #2894 on:** January 02, 2010, 09:17:40 PM »

yes ... be prepared for long download wait

cupie · « **Reply #2895 on:** January 02, 2010, 09:23:39 PM »

lmao...now you tell me.....lol....it's still downloading on another tab...and hey I still haven't seen this bloody haircut .....lol

Roo · « **Reply #2896 on:** January 02, 2010, 09:26:13 PM »

I'm on dial up too Cupie...and believe me..it is worth the wait.

I could be biased though..lol

He really is a handsome devil though....but I'm happy with his words that tell me I am No 1!

That Varieties Gal · « **Reply #2897 on:** January 02, 2010, 09:33:48 PM »

Hi Roo
Missed you last night - worried that you might have gotten stormed out down there is melbourne or that you might have gotten a crook from all your dancing in the rain the other night! -

now - me thinks that you're Ok - just looove sick FOR MR T

Rob

cupie · « **Reply #2898 on:** January 02, 2010, 09:35:04 PM »

OK, so finally all is revealed...Tello...have you heard of shampoo?...and was it worth the wait....actually maybe a bit of an anticlimax...I was expecting a Gene Simmons clone flying across a stage, but anyway...I digress......christ my hair is down to my bum and there's absolutely no way ever in a million years of an ice storm even........I'd let it get that neglected...shame on you.....and if I got it cut....jesus, anyone who cuts mine that short will be in for an aggressive reaction including a broken nose...but you're a bloke and it's a different story...lol...forgive me if I wouldn't have been tempted to run my fingers through that hair.....*shriek*......lol...but then I keep mine pretty clean...what can you be thinking ????.....is water that scarce in winter?...crikey all you have to do is boil snow for gord sake....lol....sorry mate...I forget my manners...lol.....the haircut is great...much better....bet your head feels cleaner...don't forget your beany though OK? ( do you Amercians know what a beany is?)

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #2899 on:** January 02, 2010, 09:39:49 PM »

Quote from: robbiewithluv on January 02, 2010, 09:33:48 PM

Hi Roo
Missed you last night - worried that you might have gotten stormed out down there is melbourne or that you might have gotten a crook from all your dancing in the rain the other night! -
now - me thinks that you're Ok - just looove sick

Rob

erhh robbie i dunno if you know thus but i kinda have the "exclusive" on weird gay-like relationships on this site .... just sayin .... lol

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