Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)  (Read 874456 times)

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The countess is gorgeous!

Does she cook on the first date????
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Cupie, I can't help it! Tarantino is like runny egg-yolk to me. I keep trying to turn it into sunny-side-up and all that happens is that it's scrambled...

For the same reason, I hated the film "Love Actually".

I love the bizarre, though, when it's a constructed story with an end towards which the story is driven. Have you seen "Pan's Labyrinth"? What a memorable and stunning film. I was unable to turn away; its grotesque and fairytale-like imagery remains with me, as does that powerful end scene...

Oh, but I agree....he was killed by a vampire in dusk to dawn....I told you..it's a classic...lmao.

I don't appreciate his humour but many regard him highly....I'm undecided.....as I said, he died in Dusk to Dawn and that was fine...George Clooney made it out alive...and that was the main thing...hehehe.  

Oh and Cheech Marin also made an appearance.....I have to like that guy...I'm a sixties/seventies kid.   Soft Spot for that humour...lol....

"hey will you look at the size of that thing? we'll never fit it on the album cover"  clearly even back then...size mattered...anyway, I digress...

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George Clooney made it out alive.

Yeah right. He volunteered as fish food in The Perfect Storm.

*sigh*
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Hmmm..George Clooney....

Yup.....nice..... :D

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George Clooney made it out alive.

Yeah right. He volunteered as fish food in The Perfect Storm.

*sigh*

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Yep...when you're screwed...you're just screwed...lol

blame those murderous script writers...sheesh...killing George Clooney?  somebody has to pay

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No Depp fans here, eh?

Fine.

Guys: move over.....I have Ali Larter in the Parlour. And she's ripe for the talk-about.

And Mary Elizabeth Winstead in my Gallery. Now THAT'S a looker!!!!

Woot!

C):-{= <" aw bullcrap tello! everybody knows yer hot as hell for a.j. cook!!! "<<
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somebody has to pay

I blame the lousy ice machine!!!
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Johnny Depp is great....Pirates of the Caribbean was a favourite...so yes, there are Johnny Depp fans...but George is OK too.

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Depp as Hunter S. Thompson in "Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas" or "Edward Scissorhands?

"Secret Window" sucks, but Turturro was OK.
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Ahhh....Depp has had some interesting roles...and I do believe he is spunkier as a pirate rather than a freak with pointy, sharp fingers..lol

Anyways..George Clooney is a God...LOL

Any guy that would prefer to put the well being of a pot belly pig before his female equivalents..well...the guy has guts!
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Secret Window was appalling. A film that relies on its ending being a surprise should not give away that ending half-way through the film - no, earlier than that.
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Yeah huh.....!

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Nuff said...


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That road sign would have me singing a top C of frustration.

And if I worked in the sushi place, I'd have to speak very slowly... "Hello, su-shi... and... sea-food... buffet, phew, can I help you?"
"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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And it's dejá-vù again...
"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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dejá-vù ..... GREAT song Countess - John Fogarty of Creedence fame!

Just for Tello's benefit..... went to a Beatles..... Beatnix concert last night! Talk about a great night!

John Lennon Lives!!  :yess:

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Hi r3830...years ago, I went to a stage play called 'Looking through a Glass Onion'......It was John Waters doing John Lennon's biography on stage - just him, no other actors....a fantastic production and the guy can sing....Not sure if it went to Melbourne, but it was a hit in Sydney.

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Good morning Cupie!

I do remember that production.... didn't see it, but at that time didn't have a thirteen year-old girl who thinks that the Beatles - and in particular, John Lennon, are gods!  :peace:

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Well I can tell you it was a fantastic production, and John Waters sounded just like Lennon...he even took on the accent....I was really impressed by this bloke.

I also Saw Julian Clary .....just after the Rex Mossop thumping issue...lol...now that was a very very funny show....he had a huge picture of Rex Mossop on stage with pink lipstick and throughout the show he paid out on poor old Rexy as only Julian Clary could...lol...very funny...had the audience cracking up.....Sticky Moments, I've had quite a few.....lol.  


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The Beatles were Paul McCartney's Backup Band.

 :D
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 :rofl:  I'm sure that's the story he tells.......But my favourite Beatle has to be George Harrison - All Things Must Pass, was a classic.  

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Cupie, the fellow who played George in the band last night was absolutely brilliant.... even sang some of George's songs.

Tello.... Have you seen McCartney's US tour? Was great.... found the DV a week ago. The only thing that may have improved the show last night would have been if Ringo pinched your drum kit for the gig.  ;D

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Look out r3830  I hear tell that Ringo's drum style wasn't exactly stunning but then, I wouldn't know as much as a drummer about these things.  He's definitely no John Bonham or Keith Moon but then they're dead, so I guess they're out of the running...lol

I heard that Bonhams son is now playing drums with Led Zeppelin or soon will be...that would be good to see.

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Ringo pinched your drum kit for the gig.

Nothing doin'!

Just cuz he's still alive doesn't give him carte blanche to flog with my gear....








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Tello, Mate.... Crikey are your drums 24 channel.... or what????

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Or what.


Terrance and Phillip don't amuse you?

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Mate.... that looks like a pretty bonza pub you're camped in. How much do they sting you for a schooner over there?

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Mate.... that looks like a pretty bonza pub you're camped in. How much do they sting you for a schooner over there?

Good question, there!

Stuipd answer from here:

I dunno, something under $4 US per pitcher, I suppose....

Me personally, along with a colorful cast of thousands in town, prefer to run a monthly tab.

Life runs smoothly with all of it don'tcha know?

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do ya drink Bud or Duff
and dont tell me duff aint a real beer .... Homer told me it is !

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Look out r3830  He's definitely no John Bonham or Keith Moon but then they're dead, so I guess they're out of the running...lol

All "The Greats" are gone.

And I can't get a gig.

Life really sucks now.

I like this topic more all the time!

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Is Ginger Baker Dead too?

Who killed him?



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Tello, A lot of the greats have gone..... but YOU'RE STILL HERE. Just think about it - how good is that! :wine:

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Tello. dont tell me that Carl Palmer is on his last legs, I would be devestated

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You guys crack me up. And make my town tumble down.....

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THERE YA GO !!!!!!

A whole site, dedicated just for your amusement.

Can life be any better than that? :)

P. S. I added some color to keep you happy too

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Luv the piccy but......

What the......... Did you have an amp off the base drum????

You want color....... we'll give ya color

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Look to the left ...look to the right... look to the left again... and some squat sucking cockroach will still get ya !



How's it hanging Tello !

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Don't look now Tello !




Told ya not to look !

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Run fer ya lives !.... the Tackleberry brothers have hit the hooch agin an cruizing Montello lookin fer single hefer's !


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Luv ya work Yib!!!!  ;D

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So clue me in: who is yer frolicking friend there?

It ain't Borat!!!!
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Tello, I was thinking about you today. Found a little Aussie ditty that you might enjoy. Make sure the missus isn't around ....  or kids.....when you crank this link up.  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxmUKVrT0iI

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Tello, I was thinking about you today. Found a little Aussie ditty that you might enjoy. Make sure the missus isn't around ....  or kids.....when you crank this link up.  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxmUKVrT0iI
Tello If you like that there are many more by the same artist a very clever man from Western Australia he has beenaround since the early 80's and has some fantstic material just google Kevin Bloody Wilson there are some rippers! I used to go regularly to sunday sessions he played at and a great bloke to have a few "frothies with"

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Envy you smee.  :green: I've followed Kev since his first album..... way back then. He's coming here to NSW next month. Can't wait!

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Envy you smee.  :green: I've followed Kev since his first album..... way back then. He's coming here to NSW next month. Can't wait!

should be a good night ... you cant get too much of Kev
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