Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)  (Read 853938 times)

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 :rofl:  Haven't heard the word DORK for ages....

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Oh! So NOW I'm a dork.

What was I the day I showed up here?

Serious answers ONLY.
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You were a fascinating, one-off, intriguing, loudly drumming stranger.

Now we know you a little better, and the only thing that's changed is the word "stranger". (But sometimes I still feel as though I haven't a clue what you mean...)
"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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Oh! So NOW I'm a dork.

What was I the day I showed up here?

Serious answers ONLY.


A Dufus": you have graduated...

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Pls don't make me hafta recruit Cartman to tell you:

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Pls don't make me hafta recruit Cartman to tell you:




Eh !  Cartman look down !

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(But sometimes I still feel as though I haven't a clue what you mean...)

You don't have to be a Blonde to say that.

I understand the "Chick Condition".

Excuse me when I don't accept it.

(So, this is God's Creation, eh? What a butthead God is! Good thing I had defected The Mormons when I did! Heck! We'd ALL be eating stale pudding if I din't inter-veen!!!)
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Pls don't make me hafta recruit Cartman to tell you:




Eh !  Cartman look down !

click image...

Oh sure! Really? Guess again, Fourthy!

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This just in!

Tello moves while parked. July 4, 2009.



More to come. or not.
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we gunna have to tone down this Tello dude !



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we gunna have to tone down this Tello dude !

I'll do it myself!

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Dirty Mary Crazy Larry RARE DVD OOP Peter Fonda Classic

See my other RARE horror exploitation gore Stuff!!!   Item number: 140330564381   
   
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Dear milliedogg1,

Hi again! I can't believe that this flick is selling for upwards of $40.00 on ebay.
How is this price justified?
I've been on the prowl for a copy for over 3 months & can't get a decent price.
All I want is to pump-up my collection....
Favor? Burn me an affordable copy?!!
Serious here--thx!
Find my EM addy & see me there!
-RT
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Almost 3000.

Are Lurkers people, too?

Suppose they spammed my EM and website....is that love?

I expect nothing.

My standards are low.

So, I'm never dissappointed....
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Ghost Town Chat Board "BUMP"

What's the point?

--->pointlessness is a virtue, in somebody elses life....<----
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When I g00gle myself, I find stuff:

January 26, 2009
Perminate Link for New Version of My eBay - Hit or Miss?   New Version of My eBay - Hit or Miss?
By: Ina Steiner
Mon Jan 26 2009 22:29:19
I received an email today from a seller who said he's experiencing extremely slow load times using the new version of My eBay. 

"I have had literally "hours" added to my work week, simply because the new eBay beta loads so much slower than the old system. I timed it on several occasions this weekend as I was preparing auctions and it generally took 45 SECONDS to reload the My eBay page every time you moved away from it!"

Known issues, according to an eBay moderator (post #12), include the following: "Load time, access to Selling Manager from Active Selling, and sticky sorts are among the top things we're working on now."

You can find threads about the new version on the eBay discussion board devoted to My eBay. Aside from technical glitches, what's the verdict on eBay's rollout of the new version of My eBay? Is it a hit or a miss? And any tips on making the transition smoother?
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 New Version of My eBay - Hit or Miss?
by: Ron Tello
Thu Feb 19 07:01:48 2009
NOT my eBay, anymore....

I didn't approve of the changes.
They were done without my permission.
This is cyber-Breaking & Entering with malicious intent.

That's a crime!

For the love of Moses: call it what it is: eBay's users' page.

Between that & the latest mangling of the Discussion Boards, there's NOTHING worthy of my participation on the site anymore.

Exception: I get killer deals with blow-out prices on items which sellers are dumping so they can the hell out of e-Dodge.

Cue B.B. King: "The Thrill Is Gone".
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http://blog.auctionbytes.com/cgi-bin/blog/blog.pl?/pl/2009/1/1233026959.html
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Those 45 seconds are actually designed to gift you with a therapeutic moment to say small prayers. "Please, please, make it faster" appears to be the most frequently used prayer at these times. There are others which, sadly, we cannot reproduce it as they are actionable, impossible to perform and as far as we know there is no god whose particular purview it is to strike eBay's Tech team dead with palsy.

So use those 45 seconds to pray in quiet contemplation...
"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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Tello....... Where have ya been? Love the piccy of yr bike! How'd you get the knucklehead engine to fit?

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This just in!

Tello moves while parked. July 4, 2009.



More to come. or not.



Hey Tello...when did you become a pirate?...LOL

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Outrage!!!!! On my day off..... and some miserable bastard has killed Utube for maintenance! Can ya believe it!

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How are you Yib........ Is it just me.... or are Tello's arms on fire???

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Hi "r"...looks like his heads on fire also !...LOL

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K--RIKEY! I think your right! Hadn't noticed that! Wouldn't you think he'd have noticed..... given the height of his mirror?  ;D

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Wait a minute... wait - a - minute.

Tello has long green fingernails! It's as clear as a "Run, Dick, run!" story. It's right there, in full colour.
"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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I'll start the savage rumours about me....

...NOT YOU!!!

Agreed?


Hey Yib...... I was hangin' five on Google the other day and read this reeeellly interesting rumour about Tello :titanic:...... Do you know the one?

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I'll start the savage rumours about me....

...NOT YOU!!!

Agreed?


Hey Yib...... I was hangin' five on Google the other day and read this reeeellly interesting rumour about Tello :titanic:...... Do you know the one?


Sounds familiar but can't remember where I read it?.... may have been a reply to me when I stir him up!...LOL

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1) I wanna hear the rumour!

2) No dissin' the Scooter.

3) Silk screen flames. Don't be an idiot!
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..... Read that you may have a special guest appearance coming up......

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..... Read that you may have a special guest appearance coming up......


Dave letterman?..... fade into the annals of obscurity?...

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Jerrrrrrry.......Jerrrrrrry.......Jerrrrry

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Jerrrrrrry.......Jerrrrrrry.......Jerrrrry



Nah can't be..... no trailer trash in Montello... just the Mayor and he don't count...

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Or could it be.........



                                                                               

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Oh !..Tello is the Mayor!- and the plumber-and the trash man-and the sheriff and the barman-and the local hooker on selected evenings.....yeah he da man !....

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We using the right bait r3830 ?.... thought he'd come out all gun's blazin by now...we'll just keep trashing his thread till he shows up...LOL

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Found just the thing!



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Me think he come soon Yib!

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Found just the thing!




Hahahahah...a five point suppository....LOL

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The Tello files..... 2968

End of Days..... $66,862,068 at the box office!

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Tello... you got Kentucky fried penguins in Montello?.... [ this dont get him out nothin will ]


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We using the right bait r3830 ?.... thought he'd come out all gun's blazin by now...we'll just keep trashing his thread till he shows up...LOL

Yer all asleep when I'm lurking.
And not home when I wanna post.

It's all yer fault! And leave my personal life out of the mix!


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(No penguins..)
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Yer Back! Whackooooo!

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SPAM POST!

Calling you on it!


he he.  What is that saying about pots and black kettles?  he he

Oh Hi Tello!!!
:duckling:

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Hi Duckie!
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3000+ lurkers on THIS thread.

No comment. No fanfare. No prizes.

Slip me that backstage pass!

--->grin<---
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Put another shrimp scorpion on the barbie dude!...


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Put another shrimp scorpion on the barbie dude!...



Tastes just like squid!
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Thought you wer gunna say chicken there for a minute!....LOL

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You had yerself a Poultry Moment there, huh?
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