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Ron Sunday?


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The Tello Diarie's


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The Tello Testicles?...will leave ya hanging !




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We can grab the motocross fans !!


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One of yer kin wants a part in yer movie



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This one won last years award for best knockers on a zombie..





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I gotta go strangle the snake...be back soon bro.....

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Ok I'm back...my back teeth are floating...LOL..let's continue..

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The freddy Kruger look?


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Looks like an add for constipation medication but what the hell


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OOp's sorry...... how did this get in here from my private collection?


I got this thing for plumpers...kind a like ridin a scooter..lots a fun to ride but dont want ya mates seeing you on one..


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These dude's been hassling me for stunt men role's


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Well I'm givin it a break...I'll come back when I can think of more to give ya..... ??? love ya man!...

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Hi Yibida ;D




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Hi Centuries, helping Tello out with the zombie movie he's working on.....

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What about "The dreaded curse of St Blah Blah"

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I takes me hat off to ya Tello...you got a fine web site!....


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Thx!

New item: Go eBay yourself!

WORST EBAY WEEK EVER!!
Jun 20, 2009 10:45 AM

This past week was my worst in 11 years on ebay,in fact I did better on my other site which ain't saying much. Are we seeing the end of internet sales with the constant raise in prices on ebay,post office fees,etc??

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B&M's are improving, if our business is any indication. We've seen retail days recently that we haven't seen in years.
We're doing sales in a day that would have been a week's total a few years ago.
Surprisingly, much of this business is coming from other folks, out of our area that have also become fed up with eBay.
The "eBay sucks" attitude is running ahead by a 9 to 1 margin.

Good job JD. Pretty soon, the word eBay will be used as an insult, as in "go eBay yourself".


http://forums.ebay.com/db1/topic/The-Soapbox/Worst-Ebay-Week/510109270
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
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Good one!

The fix is better!!!
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lol it's 6.30 am!

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BONUS PIC:

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That bonus pic does amazing things for vertigo  YIKES lol




Time for sleep!!






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If you try to fail, and succeed, what have you done ??

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Is you In der sumware Ron ???


Yes...behind the camera!

More pix in the Gallery at http://www.rontello.com/
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Are you certain it's not bash-eardrums...?

How loud does it actually become when you're going full throttle at those snares and hi hats and so on?
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How loud?

(Please report this to the Media)

True story; yer not gonna believe this. It's one of several of Montello's real-time insane shuck & jive sideshow news items.

My "Kit" sits in my Studio, 20 feet away from the front door. That's situated no more than 50 yards from the center of the 2 railroad tracks that made T-town famous.

It is the bizziest railroad in North America.


A railroad worker, stationed in town, lives in a "railroad trailer", situated less than 20 feet from the tracks.

The worker's ol' lady, Sara, lives there too.


SHE CALLS THE COPS ON ME -- AND THEY SHOW UP TO SHUT ME DOWN


That's past events, including the time I was cuffed & released on my property, so it hasn't happened since 10 months or something.

So yeah. My shite is loud.

And Sara is a Demon and must be ignored.

Nobody else has EVER complained.

Go fish.
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http://www.saludacymbals.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=1205&p=12474#p12474



XxAngelwingsxX wrote:

the infamous rontello returns.....


Rontello wrote:

......from "Oz"!

http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=595.0

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You find the darnedest stuff on Craigslist:

Wanted: Loser.

that's right... you... the guy without any direction to your life. no dreams, no goals. probably just lost your best girl 'cause you couldn't keep a job. i'm hoping to find a drunk, who knows where all the good parties are. or be able to throw your own, with a coupla friends, lots of 420 and a video game. don't alphabetize your dvd's but own them. lots of them. and a super-comfy couch for me to chillax while you're makin' dinner. (yes, ramen noodles are dinner) Be irresponsible and reckless. forgetful's probably good too. no expectations. i'm a loser like you.



I wonder how many replies came in on this one?



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Tello I'm curious?....what do all the population of Montello do for a crust?... there are no crops from what I see on google earth... no cattle that I can see... no dope field's.... no touristy thing's... just wide open space's... and if you do get cashed up where do you buy life's necessity's ?

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no dope field's

Hydroponics Yib ! hydroponics .... google earth cant look in their wardrobes !

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no dope field's

Hydroponics Yib ! hydroponics .... google earth cant look in their wardrobes !

May be so smee but I didn't see any dam's as such?.... and I assume they are on tank water....

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here we go I have just zoomed in .....

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Why didn't I think of that !....






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Tello I'm curious?....what do all the population of Montello do for a crust?... Depends on who ya ask.

there are no crops from what I see on google earth... Pan to the 2 o'clock position: alfalfa fields! http://wikimapia.org/#lat=41.3006367&lon=-114.12117&z=12&l=0&m=a&v=2

no cattle that I can see... Winecup-Gamble Ranch

no dope field's....heh-heh. Yeah, right....

no touristy thing's... 2 saloons, 2 parks and a cemetary. + my place!

just wide open space's...Yeah, I own some of that too!

and if you do get cashed up where do you buy life's necessity's ? Wendover, Elko, Salt Lake City; Twin Falls, Idaho. And online!


Tank water is correct, located in the 11 o'clock position on the Google map.

C):-{= <" jeez you guys are nosy. I can make bank giving you tours here! "<<
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Hi Ron, thanks for the insight into your home turf... yeh us Aussies are a nosy lot...
I was interested in your life style because I couldn't fathom how such a talented guy ended up in such a remote place...[ read azzhole of nowhere..LOL ]-[Running from the law was my first impression]  but your remoteness hasn't seemed to have impacted on your famousness, thanks to the amazing internet.. Speaking of internet are you on dial up? ADSL? Or satellite? [Being nosy again] pity there is such a time difference between our countries
I seem to be online when your not or catch you for short periods...

Catch ya later Pilgrim !



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By the way.... noticed

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Us aussies are a nosy bunch !   

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Us aussies are a nosy bunch !   

Let me know when I can make a buck off of it.

I need the money!!!

Cheers, ya Limeys!

 ;D
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Us aussies are a nosy bunch !   

Let me know when I can make a buck off of it.

I need the money!!!

Cheers, ya Limeys!

 ;D


Well Tello ...what have you got to offer thats only in your area?... gem stones / petrified dinosaur bones/ bits of alien craft that crashed lying around / indian artifacts / surley there must  be something you can offer not available anywhere else ?.....