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Well Tello ...what have you got to offer thats only in your area?... gem stones / petrified dinosaur bones/ bits of alien craft that crashed lying around / indian artifacts / surley there must  be something you can offer not available anywhere else ?.....


Everything has its 'cut-off point'.

You have arrived.



























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Ok then.... I'll just go back to conversation about senseless crap that no one give a hoot about.... hows the weather?....what recipes do you have?... is this ok?... come on man lightenup...LOLOLOL

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hows the weather?

Glad you asked.

Did you ever seen the movie "The Day After Tomorrow"??

For those fine folks lurking here, I must say: you know those 2 scenes with the humongus hail-storms in Tokyo and Malibu?

Yeah, them.

Today, shortly after 2 PM,.....we got that here...in 1/16 scale.

Fukkinn frozen rocketballs {1/2" diameter} slamming down on roofs, chicken coops and glass windshields, windows and lawn furniture at 66+ MPH for the first 15 minnits of this Whammer-Jammer (latest) Storm....and, what? This shouldda been on the internet?

Do this: Go to my website; click the Weather link and report back to us here.

And kindly inform Al Gore that he really dropped the ball on this one...
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Possible new field of study - tellometry.

Has the earth some strange cracks in its surface? Are there hidden lines of cosmic significance under its innocent crust? Are there geometric interconnections between all things? Could it be caused by the oneness of all drum-beats? Is it possible that cymbology produces mysterious connections between the commonplace and the hidden?

Or it is all just a bad pun?
"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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C):-{= <" over-active imagination at minimum... "<<
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Shared info:

http://www.last.fm/music/Bo+Diddley/Signifying+Blues/Signifying+Blues

It's all good. It's just that the mainstream which suppressed the Negroes is what makes me wanna comment some more....
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For one moment, I thought you were referring to "Bo" Dudley (Dudley Moore) and his hilarious and completely innocent (absolutely innocent) song "Mama's got a brand new bag".

Link to that on Youtube is here. The "explanation" is guffaw-worthy.
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I took over and nobody stopped me. The illusion of security has long been dismissed in my world....How stiupd is that?
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Where's the leash....?

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There was this guy in a mental hospital.

All day long he had his ear to the wall, listening. The doctor would watch this guy do this day after day.

The doctor finally decided to see what the guy was listening to, so he put his ear up to the wall and listened.

He heard nothing. He turned to the mental patient and said, "I don't hear anything."

The mental patient said, "Yeah, I know. It's been like that for months!"

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A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27.

She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him No, the room is empty.

"Good," says the man. "That means I must have really escaped."

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Tello Junior?

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Tello Junior?


Hashed from the Left Telloisticle....

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I'm lost in the strangeness of Telloland... Somehow, somewhere, there must be a signpost. Please! A signpost!
"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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Amazing!!

Keep on keepin on!

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All right - I have to confess something.

I don't like Tarantino's movies. I haven't liked any of them. I don't like the lack of a continuous and resolving plot; I don't like "pastiche" films.

But the film in the first link, the Vanishing Point, sounds rather intriguing. I wouldn't mind watching that. The idea of Kowalski gradually being "uncovered" (re his past, his personality, who and what he is) could work in a fascinating way... *goes to hunt for the DVD*
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*goes to hunt for the DVD*

feed my demonic fantasies, will ya?

PS: no one knows that, in fact, genious lurks here. F* the world cuz it's f*ing me!!!
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Kin of your's Tello?



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Look like anyone you know?

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Oh, puh-leeeze.......
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Hey! Fluff you grasshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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I am assuming that is an ANGRY CAT trying to INDICATE that it's about to turn right.

Yes?
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All right - I have to confess something.

I don't like Tarantino's movies. I haven't liked any of them. I don't like the lack of a continuous and resolving plot; I don't like "pastiche" films.

But the film in the first link, the Vanishing Point, sounds rather intriguing. I wouldn't mind watching that. The idea of Kowalski gradually being "uncovered" (re his past, his personality, who and what he is) could work in a fascinating way... *goes to hunt for the DVD*

Are you kidding me countess?  Dusk to Dawn was a veritable classic....lmao.

Hey Countess...it's kitty road rage...just imagine the 'Escape from Melbourne CBD' at 5pm precisely...bit like 'Escape from New York'  Kurt Russell?  another favourite actor....very funny that guy.  Remember Big Trouble in Little China???  wewy funny ferra !!

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pls don't play me, tess...not now.

Obama is coming & I'm cleaning my guns.

word, until further notice...

G00gle: Socialism/USA/2009/its aB*tch
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I'm gonna start bumping threads that don't exist on this board.

Any challengers?

According to all reasonable reports here....I can walk on water and drowned in Stardom.

I'd rather not....and just walk in The Light.

Hoot!
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Tello...just take my word for it...Aussies are pretty good at accepting and loving those that are bit 'out there'.

But cross the line in what is considered appropriate...and I will personally make sure you get knackered! ;)

I DO lu ya though....I even have a very soft spot for you.... :love:

You remind me of a guy I once dated...he was known as Kanga...but his real name was Bruce...lol

Nice guy though....and I will always have a soft spot for him..

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I'm onnered.

And yer making me hot...lol....
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I'm onnered.

And yer making me hot...lol....


**Sigh...I do have that effect on some guys..lol

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**Sigh...I do have that effect on some guys..lol

Don't break yer arm patting yerself on the back!!!

(lol...)
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I can vouch for Roo being an absolutely terrific person. She was at one of my concerts - lovely lady, lovely smile.

Tello, Tello, Tello, go ahead and bump those non-existent threads. I'm timing you... *takes out a huge egg-timer*

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Cupie, I can't help it! Tarantino is like runny egg-yolk to me. I keep trying to turn it into sunny-side-up and all that happens is that it's scrambled...

For the same reason, I hated the film "Love Actually".

I love the bizarre, though, when it's a constructed story with an end towards which the story is driven. Have you seen "Pan's Labyrinth"? What a memorable and stunning film. I was unable to turn away; its grotesque and fairytale-like imagery remains with me, as does that powerful end scene...
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Tello, Tello, Tello, go ahead and bump those non-existent threads. I'm timing you... *takes out a huge egg-timer

I don't work well under pressure.

Heck! I don't work AT ALL!!

I was goofin' on that bogus bump thang.
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You've ruined my night. Ruined it utterly. I wanted to see threads spawned from the nothingness of the abyss of that which is not, and now it's not going to happen.

I'll bet you steal babies from candy, too. *disgruntled sob* RUINED! Ruined my night...
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You've ruined my night. Ruined it utterly.

Yer right! And what ever became of those presumed promised Love Letters between Meatloaf and me?

Ha!

Gain some depth to yer existence. It serves to cushion the blow of disappointment...
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I'll bet you steal babies from candy, too.


Well at least I don't sit on the TV and watch the sofa!
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I would gain some depth... but I was turned down for the job of digging sinkholes. (The nerve of them. They said I was unsuitable just because I said I refused to wear the workboots and would insist on wearing stilettos.) I have had to remain a highly superficial being.
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Tello...take my hint...

The countess is gorgeous! I pale into the woodwork when I'm standing next to her.

But if you ever get down here to our fair Isle...I would make sure I got you a semi-private meeting with her...kinda like a bouncer I am! :pmsl:

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I pale into the woodwork when I'm standing next to her.

What's wrong with you?

Are you a Redheaded stepchild?

Say it's not so.

And regarding tess: I don't wanna get in trouble....
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