Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)  (Read 864407 times)

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the plot's out !!...dang I just bought this mincer to get rid of the evidence of Tello / Imp / Riff Raff /

Popularity is not pretty....
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Countessa, I told a dentist, whom I detested, that he should feel honoured to be featured in Marathon Man.    :evil:

But who could forget this dental recruitment classic.....

When I was young and just a bad little kid,
My momma noticed funny things I did.
Like shootin' puppies with a BB-Gun.
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done,
I'd find a pussy-cat and bash in it's head.
That's when my momma said...
(What did she say?)

She said my boy I think someday
You'll find a way
To make your natural tendencies pay...

You'll be a dentist.
You have a talent for causing things pain!
Son, be a dentist.
People will pay you to be inhumane!

You're temperament's wrong for the priesthood,
And teaching would suit you still less.
Son, be a dentist.
You'll be a success.

'Here he is folks, the leader of the plaque.'
'Watch him suck up that gas. Oh My God!'
'He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good.'
'Who wants their teeth done by the Marqui DeSade?'

'Oh, that hurts! Wait! I'm not numb!'
'Eh, Shut Up! Open Wide! Here I Come!'

I am your dentist.
And I enjoy the career that I picked.
I am your dentist.
And I get off on the pain I inflict!

I thrill when I drill a bicuspid.
It's swell, though they tell me I'm mal-adjusted.
And though it may cause my patients distress.
Somewhere...Somewhere in heaven above me...
I know...I know that my momma's proud of me.

'Oh, Momma...'

'Cause I'm a dentist...
And a success!


'Say ahh...'
'Say AHhhh...'
'Say AAARRRHHHH!!!'
'Now Spit!



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Ahhhh... Little Shop Of Horrors! It was a cult movie in our house when the kids were teenagers.

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oh and by the way.... I feel MOST unloved *sniff*

No-one wants to mince me, or ban me, or do any of those other nasteeeeee things *sniff*

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*innocently hides the mincer behind her* Yes...

You might be interested in knowing that we're going to be selling Mystery Mince Pies very soon. No one could possibly guess what the mystery meat in the pies will be. No one, I tell you. No one!

"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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oh and by the way.... I feel MOST unloved *sniff*

No-one wants to mince me, or ban me, or do any of those other nasteeeeee things *sniff*

:filenails: :blah:

:pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:

Well Bell, I certainly don't want to ban you or mince you (sorry), but I do love you.  Does that help?
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Mince Mutineers Unite!






Unless there is sauce supplied  ;D


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“I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, because I'm not myself, you see”  Lewis Carroll

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oh and by the way.... I feel MOST unloved *sniff*

No-one wants to mince me, or ban me, or do any of those other nasteeeeee things *sniff*

:filenails: :blah:

:pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:

Well Bell, I certainly don't want to ban you or mince you (sorry), but I do love you.  Does that help?

Awwww fanks for that Fluffy!

At least someone cares, just a bit  :) :wine: :love:
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Group hug (((( Group))))
“I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, because I'm not myself, you see”  Lewis Carroll

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Group hug!!! Yipee!!!!   :kisshug:
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I'm here let me in

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Group hug with smee included (((((( extended group))))) ;D
“I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, because I'm not myself, you see”  Lewis Carroll

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Group hug with smee included (((((( extended group))))) ;D

Thanks centuries

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Hi Smee!! *moves over*
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thanks Fluffy wrap your little wings around us

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Just bring some extra feathers fluffee. They may be needed  ;D
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Well I am definately in need of some feathers at the moment Centuries.   ;D

Do you think I look cold?  The group hug will help with that.
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I do think you must be a tiny bit chilly. We will hug you warm  :yess:
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Tello dude, just visited your web site man, well I gotta say it's....different..... I love one of your quote's...

"What's the difference between ebay and the Titanic?.. Titanic had a Band."

 Thats gold !!...it cracked me up!... LOL ...there's some life changing stuff in there man !!.....

I would restrict access to protect the innocent ....I can't see outta one eye and deaf in one ear now!!....

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Hey Yib!

You think that's a riot: you outta see the stack of spam-porn posts on the forums everyday!!!

It's my job to go all "Moderator" on the site & delete them all.

I really should make that important phone call.....

If my site changes yer life, it better be good...cuz homey don't play that "Bad Report" game....

THX, "dude"!

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Ron .... I gotta go back into your site when I have more time... I recon I can unlock the mistery of life with the information buried in the bowels of that Cess pool !.... LOL.... seriously Ron ...er....I could have sworn I saw a decomposing body in one of the pic's !.... If I don't post here anymore... I didn't make it out alive ok guy's?....

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In the world of "Resident Evil", you are at risk of becoming infected.

28 Days Later, too.

Good Night, and Good Luck!










C):-{= <" now that sheet is flooging funny!!!" <<
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Check out this board: Over 1500 views on this thread. More than all others on page one. (Except that "Book of Days" jive...)

Can I win a prize now????
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  ;D There you are tello --->        :beer: :cake: :party:
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Here you go Tello, one for the Collection. ;D





They said there would be cake....and there WAS!

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Hey good to see Tello has been back today , I knew a song about him once you may remember it , it went something like this............
Come Mr Tellomon Tello me banana , daylight come and I want to go home .. dayo daaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyo daylight come and I want to go home

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Here you go Tello, one for the Collection. ;D







Sweet!








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Tello what time is it where you are?...is it the same time all over Nevada...

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Nevada Coast Time.

(PST)

The time boarder is at Wendover, at the Nv./Utah State Line.
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Nevada Coast Time.

(PST)

The time boarder is at Wendover, at the Nv./Utah State Line.

That jive don't don't mean much to me bro... it's 1.30 pm here in Melbourne Australia... what is it over there..am?..pm?...pms?...LOL

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Currently 8:32 PM, Friday Night, June 19.

I understand it's always tomorrow in Oz....true?
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Currently 8:32 PM, Friday Night, June 19.

I understand it's always tomorrow in Oz....true?

Saturday afternoon here Tello, yep were 1 day ahead, let me know if you want the horse racing results so you can put on a winning bet for yesterday......

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Dear members,

My apologies for the 16-hour glitch which affected all sites hosted on this particular server, including the OzRoundTable.

The problem was due to firewall and hardware issues. Everything has been repaired by the host server techs, and the server is running with a new chassis.

I would say "Thank you for your patience", but you might not have been patient. I have visions of some of you shaking your fists into the air and kicking your computer towers. But no - surely you would have spent the time in contemplation and perhaps even a prayerful retreat to a cave, thinking about your navels, about duckponds and about the classical Greek conception of the universe as moving in spheres...

At any rate, I'm sorry for the inconvenience, and welcome back.

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I'm glad the site was down. I had a wonderful opportunity to hob-nob with visiting hordes of marauding Bikers in town.

May be an upcoming video soon!

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Marauding bikers? It could be the plot for a new film: Underdrummers - The Marauding.
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Write the script!

I'm working on a new Zombie flick.

Night of The Living Tello.

Could be a Double Feature DVD!!!
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Write the script!

I'm working on a new Zombie flick.

Night of The Living Tello.

Could be a Double Feature DVD!!!

Should be a best seller Tello...here are some extra's looking for work you can use...

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I'll help ya with ya movie with some inspiration dude...Maybe do a classic?.....


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Maybe go contemporary?



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Or this one?



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What about si fi ?

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What about the white America zombie theme?


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I see your gunna get all fussy on me eh?


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Man your a hard dude to please!



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Ok OK how's the cartoon theme grab ya?



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I see I'm gunna be here awhile till you get some inspiration !


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I got no idea but it could be adapted?



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We could infringe copyright and call it "Tello of the dead?"


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We could go B grade dude?..I recon it's underrated...


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If ya don't have enough money how about a mini TV series?