Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2618285 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #8300 on:** January 02, 2021, 02:50:06 PM »

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Yeah but snipe 167 ya bee-och!

tellomon · « **Reply #8301 on:** January 02, 2021, 02:58:45 PM »

Why do I think I'm funny?

I don't.

300 hits a day says I got something going on.

But you know, I think those hitters are
government bots designed
to give me a false sense of Super Stardom.

I'm smarter than that.

I DONT CARE!

But there's just something about those climbing numbers that tickle my nuts!

tellomon · « **Reply #8302 on:** January 02, 2021, 03:05:58 PM »

m86thecat@yahoo.com
Operators are standing by....

tellomon · « **Reply #8303 on:** January 02, 2021, 03:07:29 PM »

oh yeah I said I wuddint post until smee.....
awww shite!
Good nite everybody!

tellomon · « **Reply #8304 on:** January 02, 2021, 03:11:59 PM »

Am I supposed to eat today?

tellomon · « **Reply #8305 on:** January 02, 2021, 03:13:03 PM »

How the hell does anybody eat a day?

That's whacked!

tellomon · « **Reply #8306 on:** January 02, 2021, 03:51:34 PM »

Suzy Angell
Yesterday at 11:44 AM ·
Hey friends I am at a residence in big bear city near division and my car is stuck in the driveway. I called AAA AND unless I can remove the snow and ice it’s not covered on my membership so I know that I will be canceling this However I am not in deep snow. If anyone can please call me and help me out in about 3 hours I would be grateful. I don’t have any money to hire someone so I am at the mercy of my locals to help me get out of here. Thanks in advance 7604093480 Suzy

STUCK YOU!

tellomon · « **Reply #8307 on:** January 02, 2021, 03:54:06 PM »

Relax dear readers..this shite is common.

The higher elevation affects ppl in unusual ways...like getting stupid.

tellomon · « **Reply #8308 on:** January 02, 2021, 03:55:31 PM »

That reminds me.. where's smee?

tellomon · « **Reply #8309 on:** January 02, 2021, 03:59:14 PM »

Looking forward to Shaun Tello to come aboard!

Boy, he's really gonna get it!
He is the finest Yayhoo I have ever known in Montello.
Teddy Bear with a firearm.
Nevada.
No questions.

Right here on The Tello Files!

tellomon · « **Reply #8310 on:** January 02, 2021, 04:11:29 PM »

Hell I carried a firearm, was I a Teddy Bear?

No.

I was a Drummer with a gun.

Not too romantic, eh?

tellomon · « **Reply #8311 on:** January 02, 2021, 04:20:23 PM »

Sheep Skin Slippers!
Can't go wrong that one!

I'm wearing them now!

tellomon · « **Reply #8312 on:** January 02, 2021, 04:22:05 PM »

I'm more comfortable than smee's wife.

That's gotta be trouble..

tellomon · « **Reply #8313 on:** January 02, 2021, 04:24:49 PM »

Dammit smee just get her sheep skin slippers and run away.
You know where the HQ is!
We be BBQing sheep!

tellomon · « **Reply #8314 on:** January 02, 2021, 04:32:36 PM »

lol FELAFEL U whatever who cares and why?

No Admin - No Comments

See how that dint work out?

tellomon · « **Reply #8315 on:** January 02, 2021, 04:36:00 PM »

I'm milking this boogie so hard I can't handle the spillage.

tellomon · « **Reply #8316 on:** January 02, 2021, 04:40:01 PM »

As IF I'm supposed to care.

We got 46 feet of fresh powder on our town ass.

Your issues are mute.

tellomon · « **Reply #8317 on:** January 02, 2021, 04:43:58 PM »

And Frozen Entrees will not defeat me!

I stabbed that brat until it said nothing.

tellomon · « **Reply #8318 on:** January 02, 2021, 04:50:42 PM »

I am SOOOO burning this MOFO!!!!
Microwave Plutocracy!

I'm pissed!
I'll get over it
Just not now.
Uh-oh! for you!

tellomon · « **Reply #8319 on:** January 02, 2021, 04:56:36 PM »

Ok then try this:

I stop posting, you stop fukking with my hit counter.

Deal?

tellomon · « **Reply #8320 on:** January 02, 2021, 04:59:02 PM »

I am so serious that I'm closing this tab.

I proove nothing.
I implicated all.

We skate..

tellomon · « **Reply #8321 on:** January 02, 2021, 05:25:01 PM »

Ron Tello Culley
21 can be an Evil Number.
I say Stock up on essential sleeping supplies.
Get a year's worth. Yule be glad you did!

Ron Tello Culley
You know ya can buy this stuff in bulk?

tellomon · « **Reply #8322 on:** January 02, 2021, 06:39:43 PM »

The American Public is agitated now, again;I am soo out of that mix.

I like to smoothie in OZ

Good?

tellomon · « **Reply #8323 on:** January 02, 2021, 06:45:17 PM »

no smee, you, no. Slacker Amigoe, no!

Follow me to "Hero Hell.'' It's not bad.

Room service galore but the room is a cave.

BYO pelts!

tellomon · « **Reply #8324 on:** January 02, 2021, 06:49:24 PM »

goddammityoupussyit'shuntingnotmurder,you pussy!

tellomon · « **Reply #8325 on:** January 02, 2021, 06:57:53 PM »

Then there is serious stuff going on around here.

Later.

tellomon · « **Reply #8326 on:** January 02, 2021, 07:03:51 PM »

I need perimeters.

Can I get an Admin stilletto heel up me bum for good measure?
Something, ANYTHING to remind me that I am Dead!

tellomon · « **Reply #8327 on:** January 02, 2021, 07:09:11 PM »

Uh Oh we lost smee. I'm flying solo again.

Fuggit, not like my last rodeo...Werr u there? F*kn cow dint have a chance! JERKY that night!

tellomon · « **Reply #8328 on:** January 02, 2021, 07:16:32 PM »

smee is not posting cuz hez eating rodeo Jerky!

tellomon · « **Reply #8329 on:** January 02, 2021, 07:26:22 PM »

I'm not posting cuz I gotta gut bucket to deal with.

It's like gutting Big Foot without a license!

tellomon · « **Reply #8330 on:** January 02, 2021, 07:37:44 PM »

"You dive off a bridge,
you hit the water alone."

-Lenny Briscoe

tellomon · « **Reply #8331 on:** January 02, 2021, 07:43:47 PM »

Thx a lot Lenny!
Real timely with that one, ya working DICK!

tellomon · « **Reply #8332 on:** January 02, 2021, 08:06:31 PM »

The Seal Of Doom..

Yeah it's here.

Run!

Go on and run!
Pussies!

lol

*smee* · « **Reply #8333 on:** January 02, 2021, 08:21:33 PM »

This is the seal of doom

tellomon · « **Reply #8334 on:** January 02, 2021, 08:28:39 PM »

You let me drink and post again!

You Blighter!

I thot I knew you better...

lol seal of doom.. what a great marketing strategy!

tellomon · « **Reply #8335 on:** January 02, 2021, 08:36:30 PM »

Download the APP.

tellomon · « **Reply #8336 on:** January 02, 2021, 08:40:33 PM »

smeeal of Doom.

It's in R & D Mode at present,

Top Secret stupid shite!

tellomon · « **Reply #8337 on:** January 02, 2021, 08:44:16 PM »

I guarantee NOBODY is gonna get a Date outta this gig.

Move along people nothing to copulate here....

tellomon · « **Reply #8338 on:** January 02, 2021, 08:47:22 PM »

If I was the Admin here, I'd kill myself too!

tellomon · « **Reply #8339 on:** January 02, 2021, 08:49:21 PM »

I believe the moratorium on quality hats has been lifted, and the streets are open for destruction!

tellomon · « **Reply #8340 on:** January 02, 2021, 09:01:22 PM »

Ohh no....the women and children.....I almost forgot all about them....EveryBody PUSH!
Ya'll get the felafel off my boat!!

tellomon · « **Reply #8341 on:** January 02, 2021, 09:04:55 PM »

Admin is like all....sitting in the closet waiting for a sneeze to break out.

Oh THATS gotta be a Comic Book Super Hero Moment!

tellomon · « **Reply #8342 on:** January 02, 2021, 09:08:44 PM »

You wont see that here.
I wont allow it.

I gotta maintain my low standards or I get my liquor license under review.

And can we keep weapons, Trade Secrets and racketeering out of the mix?

tellomon · « **Reply #8343 on:** January 02, 2021, 09:50:49 PM »

21 and done.

That's what I forecast.

And as usual, when I get found out for being right, the mobs get all up in my grill & demand answers that only a Jewish Mother could answer.

I wont be Bushwhacked again!

Peter Townsend should hear about this!

tellomon · « **Reply #8344 on:** January 02, 2021, 10:06:25 PM »

btw, my mom called collect from Hell.
She wanted to remind me that she thinks she still controls me.

That's DEAD ication!

tellomon · « **Reply #8345 on:** January 02, 2021, 10:10:21 PM »

The only brain dead sap to believe the Reefer Madness Propaganda Movie is real is Bev.
My stupid mom.

Family Values my ass...

When intelligence duzzint work, spankings do the job.

And all that got her was dead, boo hoo Amen.

The only funeral in the world where I pissed on my Mother's grave, not on video.
And the Fam both witnessed it AND covered it up!

tellomon · « **Reply #8346 on:** January 02, 2021, 10:20:20 PM »

The story of Evil will not begin here.

Move along my dear sweeties, move along...

tellomon · « **Reply #8347 on:** January 03, 2021, 05:06:56 PM »

In this critical live Saturday broadcast, Alex Jones and constitutional attorney Robert Barnes break down the globalists’ COVID-19 martial law plan currently underway around the world as millions continue struggling to pay their bills

— and all by design.

https://www.infowars.com/posts/live-saturday-news-alert-covid-19-martial-law-shocks-the-world/

tellomon · « **Reply #8348 on:** January 03, 2021, 05:20:26 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on January 02, 2021, 10:10:21 PM

not on video.

It dint happen.

But the Fam still throws biscuits long ways down the Holiday Dinner Table.

That's their idea of Family Tradition.

My idea was using the bathtub to rebuild an automatic transmission.

*smee* · « **Reply #8349 on:** January 03, 2021, 05:48:28 PM »

Has Tye the centimetre guy go into hiding

Is he scared of getting 50 shades of Tye me kangaroo down sport ?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_D-LmRNdQiQ

News:

Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2618285 times)