Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2613146 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #8250 on:** January 02, 2021, 12:01:29 AM »

And Lady, your goddamm Poodle is OUT OF HERE!!!

*snipe* 166

tellomon · « **Reply #8251 on:** January 02, 2021, 12:12:40 AM »

Larry Fulbright
Ron Tello Culley yes. Lives in Orange County. My brother Ron in Arizona and Steve in Rancho Cucamonga. My plan in 2018 was to move to the Philippines but with political uncertainty it seemed wiser to come back to the states

Larry Fulbright
He will like your comment. I’ll tell him when I see him.

Ron Tello Culley
oh shite I'm in trouble now, again! Don't do it. I hate that guy, no more grief, please, lol

Ron Tello Culley
Give me your sister, the Babysitter. I wanna tip her!

Ron Tello Culley
felafel man I remember she cleaned up my bed vomit. Total HAZMAT action! She was better than Good. Yeah you tell her I said that, but then again, can I tell her? Jeez she's gotta prolly be old and wrecked like us, right? I still wanna tip her. lol

tellomon · « **Reply #8252 on:** January 02, 2021, 12:24:15 AM »

Ron Tello Culley
I'm more interested to know if she remembers me, and my bed vomit!

Ron Tello Culley
Seriously Larry, Ron has got to go! Get him outta here! I hate that guy bcuz he made me do it!

I don't care how old he is, I'll Tune Him Up any day...

Ron Tello Culley
I don't have much to say about Steve. He's busy adjusting his hair again.

tellomon · « **Reply #8253 on:** January 02, 2021, 12:32:02 AM »

DIRT CLOD FIGHT!!!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #8254 on:** January 02, 2021, 12:43:51 AM »

Ron Tello Culley
The only thing more disturbing as the New Year is my January Birthday. Can we outlaw the number 63 please? It will mean a lot to me!!

April Whitney
Next year at this time 63 will sound young!

Ron Tello Culley
I'm listening! lol

tellomon · « **Reply #8255 on:** January 02, 2021, 12:46:44 AM »

I love that grrl!
She is the Smartest Blonde in The World.

So F U!

tellomon · « **Reply #8256 on:** January 02, 2021, 12:56:22 AM »

And she Loves me
not you!

BAM !

tellomon · « **Reply #8257 on:** January 02, 2021, 12:58:49 AM »

Where can I go from here?

tellomon · « **Reply #8258 on:** January 02, 2021, 12:59:38 AM »

To bed!

tellomon · « **Reply #8259 on:** January 02, 2021, 01:02:40 AM »

*smee* · « **Reply #8260 on:** January 02, 2021, 01:03:07 AM »

No your not taking me to bed

You cant get that fantasy out of your mind altogether

tellomon · « **Reply #8261 on:** January 02, 2021, 10:44:27 AM »

SICK!

*smee* · « **Reply #8262 on:** January 02, 2021, 11:19:41 AM »

Yes you are ....seek help 😂

tellomon · « **Reply #8263 on:** January 02, 2021, 11:58:27 AM »

You DICK!

I cry out for help all the time, for the past 11 years
right here on The Tello Files.

Facebook duzzint work either.

Seek help.

I need help to protect my street cred against you.

Howz that for a frequent and complete reply?

tellomon · « **Reply #8264 on:** January 02, 2021, 11:59:46 AM »

btw, 21 and done.

tellomon · « **Reply #8265 on:** January 02, 2021, 12:03:08 PM »

What's worse:

I bot 500 gallons of stockpile whiskey and it's half gone now.
So am I!

felafel 21.

F The World and FELAFEL U!

I'm Ron Tello and I approved of this message.

tellomon · « **Reply #8266 on:** January 02, 2021, 12:08:22 PM »

Seek help..PFFFttttt....

How about you be some help?

Yes, you serve a Noble Purpose I cannot deny it.*

What is important for you to know and accept is
no matter what you do or who you are
there's always gonna be a certain Jag Off in the periphery looking
to steal your street cred.

The world is not evil.

People are.

Watch yer back.

Scratch mine.

* Best Sock Puppet EVER!

tellomon · « **Reply #8267 on:** January 02, 2021, 12:19:39 PM »

Lookie here: I did not make myself a Political Refugee.

I DID make myself comfortable in the burrow I made far away from the Blast Zone.

See..this here America thang...it's a DANGEROUS LOCATION.

Ever read The Funny Pages?

Don't do the Crosswords and post.

tellomon · « **Reply #8268 on:** January 02, 2021, 12:31:08 PM »

Now you will know
that there is
Iron in my
Word of Life.

tellomon · « **Reply #8269 on:** January 02, 2021, 12:36:31 PM »

Josie Wales...one of the most
pissed-off white men
in America,
and I share his pain!

felafelin'' Red Legs!!

I hate those guys.

tellomon · « **Reply #8270 on:** January 02, 2021, 12:42:04 PM »

They murdered my family, burned my Farm and shot me in the back; left me for dead..

You shouldda seen the surprised looks on their mugs when I came back to town!

With 500 gallons of Red Paint,
latex exterior semi-gloss.
10 year warranty.

*smee* · « **Reply #8271 on:** January 02, 2021, 12:57:34 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on January 02, 2021, 12:19:39 PM

Don't do the Crosswords and post.

Im going to help you with this

7 up is ...........

Lemonade

tellomon · « **Reply #8272 on:** January 02, 2021, 01:03:03 PM »

Goddammit smee!
I'm expressing a pissed off thang
and you wanna play a game?

Ok....

tellomon · « **Reply #8273 on:** January 02, 2021, 01:05:12 PM »

Have you ever noticed that I'm getting away with objectionable language here?

Proof that God does love me and Admin is a wandering soul...

tellomon · « **Reply #8274 on:** January 02, 2021, 01:09:41 PM »

I suspect the truth is:
This Tello Files thing gets more traffic than all the other threads combined.

I am MINT!

No Admin would shitcan a winner. (Except eBay. They eat their young and old alike..)

There's too much money at stake, and I ain't seen a penny of it.

Fair enuff.

They make the money, I make the funny.

This.....

is The Tello Files!

tellomon · « **Reply #8275 on:** January 02, 2021, 01:14:12 PM »

And YES, for a man with no life IS having more fun than you!

Hard to believe?

It's harder to be this, without the guilt.

tellomon · « **Reply #8276 on:** January 02, 2021, 01:17:00 PM »

Next up : smee with a trip of guilt coming in hot!

smee, take it away!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #8277 on:** January 02, 2021, 01:28:50 PM »

smee? I'm not posting until you log in with a DNA sample.
That's right, just give us a little drool.
That'll be fine!

tellomon · « **Reply #8278 on:** January 02, 2021, 01:30:00 PM »

And bring your DENTAL RECORDS.

tellomon · « **Reply #8279 on:** January 02, 2021, 01:34:56 PM »

While we needlessly wait for the Sock....
..let's see a number just for kicks!

1065103 Views

tellomon · « **Reply #8280 on:** January 02, 2021, 01:39:37 PM »

Ok, I have modified my Working Theory.

It's all Horsepucky.

Go home, stay safe from the internet scourge that IS The Tello Files.

We hold the OZRT harmless and safe from prosecution, unless ya wanna have some fun!

tellomon · « **Reply #8281 on:** January 02, 2021, 01:41:52 PM »

The worst Defense ever:
"The Internet made me do it!"

tellomon · « **Reply #8282 on:** January 02, 2021, 01:47:34 PM »

smee?

tellomon · « **Reply #8283 on:** January 02, 2021, 01:58:20 PM »

The damages will continue until morale improves.

tellomon · « **Reply #8284 on:** January 02, 2021, 02:02:14 PM »

Damages, lol!
As IF yer screen is gonna explode...

Sure.

Get some.

tellomon · « **Reply #8285 on:** January 02, 2021, 02:06:22 PM »

Ok now this is getting stupid again.

If the sock duzzint post soon,
I'm shutting this party down!

I will.

Don't test me.

tellomon · « **Reply #8286 on:** January 02, 2021, 02:09:41 PM »

dammit smee answer yer email!

tellomon · « **Reply #8287 on:** January 02, 2021, 02:13:17 PM »

Lock Down!

Until further trespasses

tellomon · « **Reply #8288 on:** January 02, 2021, 02:16:24 PM »

And...we're back!

Next up: You and your face.

Post it.

Or run away.

It's a world of options!

tellomon · « **Reply #8289 on:** January 02, 2021, 02:19:17 PM »

youknowthisshitissofuckedupIcantevengethatemail!

tellomon · « **Reply #8290 on:** January 02, 2021, 02:23:35 PM »

You watch! That's gonna take a Government snoop a month to decode that!

tellomon · « **Reply #8291 on:** January 02, 2021, 02:26:48 PM »

And then what?
There is NO "LIKE" Button on the OZRT.

tellomon · « **Reply #8292 on:** January 02, 2021, 02:30:14 PM »

POST OR DIE

This is not eBay.

There, you post and get Pink Slapped.

Here, show your colors in their faded grey glory!

And hope for the worst.

tellomon · « **Reply #8293 on:** January 02, 2021, 02:33:28 PM »

I'm telling ya, Admin is merely a footnote in the annals of internet jurisprudence.

Welcome to the New and Improved OZRT!

F U!!

tellomon · « **Reply #8294 on:** January 02, 2021, 02:40:00 PM »

Am I getting away with this,
or is there a
prison sentence awaiting me
at the end
of
the
month?

tellomon · « **Reply #8295 on:** January 02, 2021, 02:42:59 PM »

Hell, bust me on the 18th! I don't care about birthdays anymore...

tellomon · « **Reply #8296 on:** January 02, 2021, 02:44:11 PM »

Birthdays are for pussies.
Somebody you know?

tellomon · « **Reply #8297 on:** January 02, 2021, 02:47:01 PM »

You are ALL 21 and Done!

Sry, kill the messenger, ya pussy!

tellomon · « **Reply #8298 on:** January 02, 2021, 02:47:41 PM »

puss...

tellomon · « **Reply #8299 on:** January 02, 2021, 02:48:40 PM »

Do we have smee back on the line?

No?

Pussy!

News:

Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2613146 times)