Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2598498 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #8400 on:** January 03, 2021, 11:56:52 PM »

Or if you prefer, I got a 55 gallon steel drum.
So the slogan is "Get In It!"

*snipe 169 FELAFEL U*

*smee* · « **Reply #8401 on:** January 04, 2021, 12:01:36 AM »

Thats no way to drum up business

Gee did you see what I did there?
Im a barrell of laughs

Oooo did you see what I did there again

tellomon · « **Reply #8402 on:** January 04, 2021, 12:01:59 AM »

How do I look at 5 AM PST 1/3/21 ?

tellomon · « **Reply #8403 on:** January 04, 2021, 12:02:56 AM »

No, wait...that's what I am LOOKING at!

Sry for the mix up.

tellomon · « **Reply #8404 on:** January 04, 2021, 12:10:25 AM »

Oh, and Jack is a big help to boost my standing in the community.

Hobos never had it so good in Sugarloaf.

The best thing that happens around here is
Trash Day.

Big Trucks!

Noisy!

My kind of People!

They Git er DONE!

Rural life.
We're easily amused.

tellomon · « **Reply #8405 on:** January 04, 2021, 12:24:08 AM »

I'm quite certain that the Trash Truck Crew wants no clue about what went into their truck.

I do. The Clue, for the few.

I run Trash Management around here.

Never found human remains yet, but I stay diligent on a part-time basis..

Meanwhile, the mucous will flow.

The Covid is in the tissue papers!

Burn them!!!

Film at 11.

tellomon · « **Reply #8406 on:** January 04, 2021, 12:35:12 AM »

Quote from: *smee* on January 04, 2021, 12:01:36 AM

Thats no way to drum up business

Gee did you see what I did there?
Im a barrell of laughs

Oooo did you see what I did there again

Oh sry smee I dint see you there.
Humble apologies.

Now what did you say?

I'm still not over that crack about SEASONINGS.

Can we move backwards here?[/b][/size]

*smee* · « **Reply #8407 on:** January 04, 2021, 12:37:45 AM »

Dont talk about seasoning

I will have you arrested for a salt and peppery

tellomon · « **Reply #8408 on:** January 04, 2021, 12:39:08 AM »

Yeah and I heard you were up on Manslobber charges.

It's not true, right?

*smee* · « **Reply #8409 on:** January 04, 2021, 12:41:35 AM »

And you got busted for indecent exposure ........

When you took your mask off

tellomon · « **Reply #8410 on:** January 04, 2021, 12:43:19 AM »

Careful..choose your Standards Lowering words carefully...

that wazzint it!

And yer little butt buddy is TOAST!

tellomon · « **Reply #8411 on:** January 04, 2021, 12:52:18 AM »

Protagonists.

Antagonists.

We are Agonists!

At least I am any way.

smee's loyalty is up for review.

tellomon · « **Reply #8412 on:** January 04, 2021, 01:07:53 AM »

Forest Fires don't put themselves out.

Ya gotta give em a little pee!
It's a Group Effort, get a membership card!

tellomon · « **Reply #8413 on:** January 04, 2021, 01:12:57 AM »

In oz right now, is it tomorrow or yesterday?

No wonder they lost the war
of Clock Independence!

Ya can't report what ya can't read!

Dicks!

tellomon · « **Reply #8414 on:** January 04, 2021, 01:17:40 AM »

Meanwhile
in
America...

tellomon · « **Reply #8415 on:** January 04, 2021, 01:23:47 AM »

I'll defer my spanking habits after she disarms herself.

That's prolly NEVER.

I gotta behave myself.

Respect the Flag.

And sweet virgin melons on wheels.

Is this America yet?

Smell the GSR! Clean the bong.

tellomon · « **Reply #8416 on:** January 04, 2021, 01:34:59 AM »

Quote from: *smee* on January 03, 2021, 10:28:05 PM

Not shopped ...check theses out 5.6k

https://spiritlakemotorsports.com/Snow-Bikes-Timbersled-RIOT-120-Velocity-SC-2021-Grand-Lake-CO-fb518a56-007d-448d-ac1d-ab730090130f

Dude that is wicked!
It looks like motorized prosthetic limbs for disabled military Vets.

Wicked!

$6K USD...nice try!

I can modify my chainsaw to give me a thrill for the kill up and down the hill!

For less than half that price!

It's all in the clutch action....

*smee* · « **Reply #8417 on:** January 04, 2021, 01:46:42 AM »

Numb nuts .... Listen carefully ...my country ...OZ , has access to 50 million excess covid vaccines we aint gonna need ...... Im thinking boot sale , Tello's digs ....loaf of sugar Sth Cal.... Or is it Big Bare Ass ?

10'smackers a hit gives us $500m USD ( I know I know ...that's not worth a pinch of goatsh!t)

But its a start Ronnie ..its a start waddya reckon ?

How many 3kg eBay satchels do you think I Will need to send you 50 million viles?

tellomon · « **Reply #8418 on:** January 04, 2021, 01:48:32 AM »

OK, hold on....
Fast math.
I have no idea what's going on here.
Anything else?
The sun is coming up now.

I gotta slip back into my Crypt.

It's a Public Safety issue you see....

Kudos on your Passion!
Don't let me felafel that up!

tellomon · « **Reply #8419 on:** January 04, 2021, 01:53:43 AM »

And no more jerky jokes until
Nichole Kidman
gives the GO!

I can falsify those documents Tuesday my time on the California Toast, I mean Coast!

*smee* · « **Reply #8420 on:** January 04, 2021, 02:08:17 AM »

Look I dont want to needle you about the vaccine deal

But think of what it will inject into the coffers

The instructions say you will only feel a tiny prick .....
Thats when I knew you were the man for the job

tellomon · « **Reply #8421 on:** January 04, 2021, 02:13:42 AM »

So we're still friends?
sent from my crypt

*smee* · « **Reply #8422 on:** January 04, 2021, 02:13:46 AM »

look at it as associates that humour each other

Im not racist but you are American ....we have standards in this country

tellomon · « **Reply #8423 on:** January 04, 2021, 02:15:50 AM »

ok good no need to push it, standards aside for a moment.
Yibs won't mind if we persue Dignity, we haviint found his body yet....

And playing the Racist card is sooooo 1950's

It was not exactly the Proper Swing Era....

*smee* · « **Reply #8424 on:** January 04, 2021, 02:16:55 AM »

I think Pegs ate him

tellomon · « **Reply #8425 on:** January 04, 2021, 02:25:25 AM »

You dropped the Pegs bomb.

We are now in active combat mode with an imaginary Admin.

Pegs was real.

That was heavy.
She got Poofed/dismissed/86'd
I'm still fat. And not sure about everything but I suspect this Thread will not die with an EMP!

Amen.

tellomon · « **Reply #8426 on:** January 04, 2021, 02:29:49 AM »

Yeah, let's review:

Pegs.

Admin.

The End.

And there wazzint any TEAL involved!

If I remember correctly, there was helicopter blood with my mailing address on the lapel.

*smee* · « **Reply #8427 on:** January 04, 2021, 02:32:47 AM »

It would explain why The Yibsters body remains missing

tellomon · « **Reply #8428 on:** January 04, 2021, 02:36:20 AM »

Don't explain.
I respect his wishes to go Hermit.

Smart man.
Goes and felafels the world before I did.

Pioneer Hero right here!

Pegs dint eat him.

She made a bad sammich and yibs borrowed her bus pass to go home.

It wazzint a crime, it was poor kitchen Drama.

tellomon · « **Reply #8429 on:** January 04, 2021, 02:41:32 AM »

THIS JUST IN!

Admin drove that bus.

*smee* · « **Reply #8430 on:** January 04, 2021, 02:45:54 AM »

Its possible he got taken by drop bears
but they usually dont eat the shoes
and I dont think his shoes were found

Unless before the drop bears finished devouring him a croc grabbed the torso
They eat shoes for entree'

*smee* · « **Reply #8431 on:** January 04, 2021, 02:48:53 AM »

Or a white pointer snouted wombat ....they love hiking boots filled with foot for supper

Cant help themselves if they get a whiff of toe jam

tellomon · « **Reply #8432 on:** January 04, 2021, 02:50:01 AM »

Yeah, sounds great. Can I consult the Experts before I invest in your Crackhead Theories?

*smee* · « **Reply #8433 on:** January 04, 2021, 02:51:37 AM »

Hey ...eBay mods ....how'd ya get that piccy

tellomon · « **Reply #8434 on:** January 04, 2021, 02:56:56 AM »

Found it languishing in stale bubble wrap last summer when I bot a convertible ice maker.

It was on sale!

*smee* · « **Reply #8435 on:** January 04, 2021, 02:59:06 AM »

Dont tell me ....you dont use the ice maker machine anymore
because you lost the recipe

tellomon · « **Reply #8436 on:** January 04, 2021, 03:02:18 AM »

Nevermind that sordid detail.

I just now brewed a fresh pot of Burning Swill.

Would you like a cup?

Bring your own antibiotics.

*smee* · « **Reply #8437 on:** January 04, 2021, 03:07:14 AM »

tellomon · « **Reply #8438 on:** January 04, 2021, 03:07:34 AM »

Im done. Back in 24 sleepless hours.

Cheers!

*smee* · « **Reply #8439 on:** January 04, 2021, 03:11:20 AM »

But I just made you a cup ...

I should shut up shop too

Not sure what time it is but this time yesterday it was 3:11 am

tellomon · « **Reply #8440 on:** January 04, 2021, 04:49:16 AM »

9:33 AM
You sent Today at 9:33 AM
F>cking weather, make up its mind!
Do I do my outdoor chores with a grassrake or a snowblower?
Yeah I know, my world of options is limited, but can I keep it simple and certain?
Prolly not.
You sent Today at 9:33 AM
lo lovingly l!

Dee sent Today at 9:34 AM
More snow coming this week
You sent Today at 9:35 AM
Great. You got any leftovers for me? I'm burning out on Stators sushi...in fun!
You sent Today at 9:37 AM
I wanna meet you in person before I die. Next week good for you? grin
You sent Today at 9:42 AM
I'm a Political Refugee cuz I was/am an Activist Let me Ally my Forces with you Loud Mouth Locals with a valid agenda. I do dishes at fundraisers.
You sent Today at 9:43 AM
Very Handy.
You sent Today at 9:43 AM
Ask Tyler. And Madison! Good references there!

Dee sent Today at 9:45 AM
😂😂😂off to work I go,enjoy your day👍
You sent Today at 9:46 AM
im there thx! see ya

Dee sent Today at 9:46 AM

tellomon · « **Reply #8441 on:** January 04, 2021, 04:54:37 AM »

Nothing quite like going to Jail on your First Date!

tellomon · « **Reply #8442 on:** January 04, 2021, 05:00:44 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #8443 on:** January 04, 2021, 05:15:11 AM »

im sleeping

tellomon · « **Reply #8444 on:** January 04, 2021, 05:23:36 AM »

im doing another Ingrid wet dream again.

That's gotta damage the Standards to some significant degree of public scorn, right?

I can see PINK in my future
but there's no Admin in sight.

This is not what my Dad warned me about.

tellomon · « **Reply #8445 on:** January 04, 2021, 05:31:18 AM »

Im gonna make a Band and call it Pink Admin.
Angry songs about dumping flavors of the month, negative feedback, creative disruption, SNAD, Misha and the entire
Oz Military/Industrial Complex taking Pay Pal for contract kick backs.

And the Ballad of The Gamer Yibs/Slight Return.

I should do well if things go right, right?

tellomon · « **Reply #8446 on:** January 04, 2021, 05:39:30 AM »

I can do a Cowboy theme!

I know where I can recruit a Horse in town.

I dint 'cross the line'.
Im returning from it.

tellomon · « **Reply #8447 on:** January 04, 2021, 05:44:31 AM »

They call him Brum6y,
King of The Oz Frontier....

he's sleeping too.

tellomon · « **Reply #8448 on:** January 04, 2021, 05:51:31 AM »

www.sleepingsecrets.org/members/gallery

tellomon · « **Reply #8449 on:** January 04, 2021, 05:54:48 AM »

www.secretsleepers.gov/profiling/snitch

News:

Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2598498 times)