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Things are really heating up!

Antifa Burns Police Building With Officers Inside

https://dcwatchdog.com/antifa-burns-police-building-with-officers-inside/
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Do You get crackling with that

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Voo, in the affirmative is Voodoo.

In the negative, Voodon't.

In the parlance of a speech impediment: Voot.

Respect the Voo.


Don't think about it too long.
You could lose your job, if you have one.
Or, you could have time to find one.
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I have never aspired to be a Motivational Speaker.

I hope I'm not being accused of THAT, too.

See, let's keep this junk in perspective, shall we?

Please?

Fancy for a moment, if you will, that I am not a Leader of men or their ol' Ladies,
but rather,
I like to believe that I'm the guy who strategically places
Dust Bunnies
under
the monsters under your bed.

Double-Tap Whammy, eh?

I am only as powerful and intrusive as you allow me to be,
or not to be.

What was the question?


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There's no Phantom Posting going on here.

We have our flimsy Admin, but we can overlook
that indiscretion-by-proxy.

*smee* fans are on their own.

Both of them.

Has The Horse made Pony Rides yet?

Are Lurkers bots,
or are
Bots lurkers?

Duzzint matter. There's no mention of Human in the mix.

I'm not watching you, and
God gave up dealing with your shite years ago.

Fly solo, ya Mooks!

It makes for excellent Theatre of The Mind!

(That's CODE for "TelloVision")
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O Yea Brethren! God has a plan for you.

Plan B.

Me? I opted out in 2014.

I march to the Beat of a different police baton.
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It's no secret, unless you are
out of The Loop.

GET LOOPED!
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Adam Meeker
Facebook
4 mutual friends including Cody Kilburger and Kelly Carlson

Adam sent Today at 9:36 AM
Hey there I seen you need a mini bike taken to big bear bike shop in bbl
Do you still need someone to assist you with this? If so I can help out no problem

You sent Today at 9:37 AM
Yes, hello I need help. Move mini down the street and mountain bike to BBL .

You sent Today at 9:45 AM
Hello, can we deal?

Adam sent Today at 9:52 AM
Yes how's it going?
So what do you need done?

You sent Today at 9:54 AM
Haul my mini bike down the street to a friend's yard; take my mountain bike to the shop in BBL. Also need a propane run at DIY and a stop at Circle K. Today? I pay ya $50, ok?

Adam sent Today at 9:55 AM
Okay then I can help with that for sure..
When were you wanting to do this?

You sent Today at 9:56 AM
Noon. Do you have a trailer with ramp? What I need. What do you have?

Adam sent Today at 10:00 AM
Umm not with me but I can get one no problem if it's needed

Adam sent Today at 10:00 AM
What did you need the trailor for? For the mini bike right?

You sent Today at 10:01 AM
Yes. It's heavy.

Adam sent Today at 10:47 AM
Okay I have a buddy who has one I can use

You sent Today at 10:48 AM
Very good. Can we reschedule for tomorrow?

Adam sent Today at 12:58 PM
I'm sure thing

You sent Today at 2:11 PM
Say 1 PM? OK?

Adam sent Today at 2:56 PM
Sounds good to me

You sent Today at 2:58 PM
Wanna get my address now or call me tomorrow Noon? 909 XXXXxxxxxx.

Adam sent Today at 3:02 PM
Yes I'll text you now

You sent Today at 3:03 PM
Don't, it's a LANDLINE.! Post me here.

Adam sent Today at 3:03 PM
Okay will do then

Adam sent Today at 3:03 PM
What's is your address?

You sent Today at 3:05 PM
XXX San Bernardino Ave.  Yellow house. There, we got the details now! Here, tomorrow 1 pm. See you then?

Adam sent Today at 3:06 PM
Okay sounds good.
I'll see you there

You sent Today at 3:06 PM
Perfect! Good Day!

Adam sent Today at 3:06 PM
You as well

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Deborah Syfers
ISO somebody to haul of my old washing machine.

Dean Roskovich
Where are you located? I can pick up, load and dispose for a set price with proof of disposal. Please message me.

Deborah Syfers
Dean Roskovich it’s already in driveway no stairs in crestline off of skyland

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When I was a boy, I parted out the hose clamps and used the box for target practice. It's a Desert Rat thing.

Dean Roskovich
Deborah Syfers I can pick it up and dispose of it at the dump. The set minimum is 50$ with proof of disposal. I would be coming from green valley lake. Please message me.

Dean Roskovich
Ron Tello Culley that’s why you see tons of them dumped in the desert and never to be picked up again.
As long as you pick up what you came with and some extra that’s fine by me💪🏻

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I am fine by ALL, thx!

Dean Roskovich
Ron Tello Culley 👌🏻

Dean Roskovich
Deborah Syfers please feel free to leave this up and see if someone loser can help you.

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Losers are people too, but ya don't have to friend them.

Dean Roskovich
Ron Tello Culley astute observation.

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It's an acquired talent.

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PM me for the link to my blog. I'll show you some astutes!

Les B. Golden
Is Burrtec is picking you up your trash you have big appliance pick-up and all you have to do is call and make arrangements and go pick it up for free

Tricia Kelly
Trash company free twice yearly, add to the pile

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Save the hose clamps!!!
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Adam .....wear steel capped boots

and kevlar socks (not fishnet stockings)

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smee.......   really?

I can handle this, ok?

This is not about "taking out the trash".

It's about moving it around.

Getting shite done.

What's in your Track Record?

Drinking in a Pub, alone?
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And now, things that go Stupid around here make a comeback!

I search "Pink SLAP" and get

Pink Slip.

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/p/pink-slip.asp
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Why did early fire stations have spiral staircases?


To maximize floor space for equipment
47%
You selected
Because firefighters preferred to use the poles
To keep horses downstairs
38%
Correct
They force firefighters to go single file

Nineteenth-century fire wagons were horse-drawn, and those horses lived on the ground floor of stations, while firefighters stayed on the upper floors above. The last thing you need when making dinner or catching a nap is a horse strolling into the kitchen. In a roundabout way (pun absolutely intended) these spiral staircases were also responsible for fire poles. It takes a long time for multiple people to descend a spiral staircase, so the iconic poles were installed as a faster alternative.

Source: Los Angeles Times | Date Updated: April 9, 2021
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What language was the New Testament originally written in?

Middle English
Hebrew
35%
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Greek
46%
Correct
Arabic

While almost the entire Old Testament was written in Hebrew, the language of Moses and the many scholars who wrote after him, the New Testament was penned in Greek. Why Greek instead of Hebrew, Aramaic, or any of the other spoken languages of the time? The answer is actually very simple: Greek was the language used by scholars. By this point, the Jewish community mostly could not read Hebrew anymore, which spurred Jewish leaders to begin transcribing the Old Testament into Greek. The warm reception to this choice lead to the scholars penning the New Testament in Greek — specifically in conversational Greek to make religious books more accessible to everyday people.

Source: The International Bible Society | Date Updated: April 9, 2021
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Ron Tello Culley the washer still works but won’t drain probably needs a new water pump. I’m no able to move or fix it lol

Ron Tello Culley
Very good then, but I predict that one day...hose clamps will be more handy than gold.
Ever repair a distressed garden tool with gold coins?
No. Hose clamps!

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I'm World-Famous & nobody cares. Thank you for your support!
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Pastor Who Kicked COVID Police Out Of His Church
Slams Them For Acting Like ‘Communists’


A Canadian pastor who went viral for demanding police officers checking for COVID compliance leave his church is sounding off on them yet again – suggesting they are acting just like Communists.

Pastor Artur Pawlowski became a sensation following a video in which he shouted repeatedly for Calgary police to leave Street Church in Alberta, Canada, as they followed up on reports that some attendees may not have been adhering to pandemic protocol.

Pawloski compared the police “storming” the church during a Passover celebration to “Gestapo.”


https://thepoliticalinsider.com/pastor-who-kicked-covid-police-out-of-his-church-slams-them-for-acting-like-communists/?utm_campaign=TPI04112021ISUNBRCYMI&utm_source=criticalimpact&utm_medium=email&utm_content=92c64eb985bc01c2a6473c7b9fa19141&source=TPICI

Artur Pawlowski is a Polish-Canadian political activist and street preacher. In 2010, his Calgary-based Christian church was called the Kings Glory Fellowship (KGF).[1] Pawlowski is also founder and pastor of Street Church Ministries (SCM),[1] where he engages in open-air preaching and Christian street outreach.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artur_Pawlowski
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I never move anything until after the truck shows up.

I have too much experience in Move Jobs where the
weak link in the food chain delivers failure. "No Show".

And there ya are with all yer cargo in the front yard and
no way to go, except back to where it came, for safekeeping.

I avoid hassles by any reasonable means necessary.

Ask any Roofer when is the best time to shingle.

And find out if Latex exterior paint
covers in the rain.

Or use your exposed skin as a mosquito trap.

Or invent creative ways to repurpose gossip in your town.

Or run for Mayor instead of from him/her/it.

Do SOMETHING, even if it's wrong.

You'll be charged on your credit card......
....and by the District Attorney.
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The Prosecution:   :tanty: :wtf: :drama: :sobbing:

The Defense:  :mug: :sam2gun: :bigboyjocks: :cavalry:
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So.....whadda-ya say, if.....ahhhhhh, the Lunatic Fringe of America
successfully dismantles Organized Religion and left the Real Estate standing?

Well, the abandoned Bell Towers will become a groovy place for the Wayward Youth
to hide out, get high and trip hard.

I'm ok with the get high part, with a burning skyline view,
but not the part about Pink Slipping the staff and management.


Clergy Lives Matter.
(It's working for a living. Be fair about it!)

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Personally, I subscribe to the ways of Erich von Däniken, Darwin and Kurt Vonnegut.

Sing:

God is in the water
Jesus is my pee;
The Lord is my weapon
to fight tyranny.

The sky is big
people are Blue;
Bust to dust,
so FELAFEL U.

Amen.

Or something....

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Not blasphemy.

A loosely structured series of opinions and viewpoints,
as told from On High. In the Trailer Park Behind the Gate.

Big bla-bla, California.
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Somehow, in an indeterminate manner, I am beginning to believe
that
MEANINGLESS
is Trending
again.

It's a hot commodity, eh?
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Yes, we all have issues with some sort of Church or another social organization
with a seemingly philanthropic Charter.

One of my prominent issues is:

"Everyone Welcome".

That's an open door policy to trouble.

I have experienced that.

Church really is a bastion for scoundrels.

They don't police themselves to sort out the
criminals from the Meek.

They don't sort the bullies from the Lambs.

It's Dogma off its leash.

And I hated that scene. I blamed God for making Bev. And pity Ed I did.
But he was OK. I was his kid.

Church. One size does not fit all.

I wear pajammas.

And I dwell in The House of Lotus.
Forever and ever, or until further notice, Amen.

 
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Joe Boulder, a Great American Wiseman in my former life once said
"Religion is the way you live your life".

Simple stupid.

God bless that Jew!
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No Joe, The Violence Epidemic is From YOU,
not Law-abiding Gun Owners


https://teapartyusa.org/no-joe-the-violence-epidemic-is-from-you-not-law-abiding-gun-owners/
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Stop gun violence. 
Make sure everyone has bubblegum.


"Mama don't like tattletales"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du5YK5FnyF4


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“I’m giving you a choice, either put on these glasses
or start eating that trash can”


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgyue1tT-uE

At 1:30, Nada is so cute, I wish I could be like him.
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https://www.pinesol.com/products/original-pine-cleaner/

Vs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pine_tar
______________________________________________________________
An Important Safety Message
Pine-Sol and other disinfectants are not suitable for consumption or injection under any circumstances. People should always read the label for proper usage instructions. Our products are safe when used as directed. It’s critical that everyone understands the facts in order to keep themselves safe and healthy, which is why we continue to educate stupid people about how to use disinfectants safely.
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Is misuse of Pine-Sol a federal crime?

Dear Cecil:

Why does the label on a bottle of Pine-Sol say, "It is a violation of federal law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling"? Exactly what uses are unlawful? We'd hate to be sent up the river on a Pine-Sol rap.

Hank Keedy and James Nielock, Chicago

Cecil replies:

Don’t laugh, boys, it could happen.


https://www.straightdope.com/21342172/is-misuse-of-pine-sol-a-federal-crime

"Ergo, if you’re into serious Pine-Sol abuse, make sure you do it out of sight of the neighbors."
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Wet, damp or dry, Alaska communities suffer scourge of alcohol abuse

" It's a heartbreaking story full of tragedy, sadness and pain. It's the story of alcohol in Alaska, and specifically the attempts of people in small Alaska villages to mitigate the damage by controlling the flow."

" I've seen people mixing Coke with aftershave lotion and with cleaning products like Pine Sol. "

https://www.adn.com/commentary/article/wet-damp-or-dry-alaska-communities-suffer-scourge-alcohol-abuse/2015/04/01/
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The drink you want to drink is piña colada, not pine-solada.
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Breaking: National Guard Deployed to Minneapolis Suburb

Happening Now: The National Guard has just been called up and deployed to a Minneapolis suburb where violence, riots, and looting (see video below) broke out last night after a Black man was shot and killed by police during a traffic stop.

https://theredalertnews.com/breaking-national-guard-deployed-to-minneapolis-suburb/
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A joyful noise, if ya plug-in......

https://www.facebook.com/joe.rossi.142/videos/4156387481060896/?notif_id=1618275376604603&notif_t=live_video&ref=notif

I'm supposed to know these peeps.
Facebook tells me so.


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Did you just flip me off?

Joe Rossi
Ron Tello Culley not me

Ron Tello Culley
The geetar guy, yeah, him. Some fun!! Keep On Jammin'!
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