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The Oz Round Table boards => The Round Table => Topic started by: tellomon on May 25, 2009, 03:49:41 PM

Title: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on May 25, 2009, 03:49:41 PM
This is where I'm stepping off into uncharted territory.

I was invited to be here (THX!), and I'm obligated to participate, thank you very much.

This kid has "stuff", and it need not be warehoused any longer.

Just for openers, please refer to my website....then I'll navigate thru many long nights as I conjure up my forthcoming materials and other assorted forum-friendly goods and services.

(CLICK THE WEBSITE ICON OVER <<<<-----THERE-------<)

Coming soon: "Evidence that I am the Wrongful Defendant".


THIS IS AN EXCLUSIVE THREAD. FAIR WARNING HAS BEEN ISSUED. ART IS NOT PRETTY ALL THE TIME....

Tee-Hee: Here's some dirt now.......
http://www.saludacymbals.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=308




Salute!

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/IMG_0643.jpg)

(Birth. Drums. Death. Who am I kidding?)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on May 25, 2009, 04:43:43 PM
Please join me in LOVING this eBay seller's TOS.

NOTE: Yes, I bought it today!

Item number: 260379596975   

Notes: This piece of garbage won a Golden Globe, which indicates the irrelevance of that award.  If you like the kind of crap that Will Farrell usually does, then this is the movie for you.  It is so crude, crass, tasteless and offensive that I kept expecting him to show up in it somewhere.  The sexual 'humor' is bad enough without the anti-semitic references which I found particularly offensive.  All around, this one has no redeeming qualities whatsoever, yet Terapeak says the average selling price on eBay for this thing is $10.63.  Case and exterior art in good shape,  DVD plays faultlessly.   I buy DVDs new and used, many of them from a local movie rental outlet.  I personally watch each movie before I decide to keep it or offer it on eBay.  I watch at least two DVDs per day.


My shipping rates are VERY fair.  Please do not email me demanding free items or extra discounts in exchange for a positive feedback after you have won my auction; I will not be coerced. Some of my DVDs disappeared from your view due to my audacity in regard to revealing the monies paid by vendors for the dubious privilege of presenting our products in this venue; I am not allowed to be so specific if I wish to continue with the host whose name you see above in the colorful letters, so more convoluted language becomes necessary.  Suffice it to say that on things that you can purchase immediately, I lose two dimes on each piece of paper with George Washington’s picture on it in the course of absorbing the four different tolls levied in combination by the host and the payment processor.  I would hate for you to think that I actually make a living at this.

I am an ethical seller; I leave immediate feedback when payment is received unless I have to file PNR with eBay.  I will not leave feedback for a bidder if I have to get eBay to FORCE you to pay for what you've purchased. I refuse to leave positive feedback for a negative experience.  Since eBay gagged the seller, forbidding negative or neutral feedback to be left for any bidder no matter HOW negative the transaction, our only option is to leave NO feedback. If you have any intention of taking advantage of eBay’s new “Screw your seller!” feedback policy, do not bid/buy my auctions/items.   

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/ShowLetter-1-4.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on May 25, 2009, 04:56:16 PM
I'll stop googling myself if you start doing it yourself.....

http://www.topix.com/forum/com/ebay/T6NGOQ1RS6TQ277GA (http://www.topix.com/forum/com/ebay/T6NGOQ1RS6TQ277GA)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/IMG_0807.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Poddy on May 25, 2009, 05:01:37 PM
Ron,

If ever I get to Nevada again i will make sure to look you up :)

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on May 25, 2009, 05:14:03 PM
Ron,

If ever I get to Nevada again i will make sure to look you up :)



Far out!

Use our Airport, eh?

Here's another pic:

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Talky_Tina_NEG.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: imperfect on May 25, 2009, 05:33:15 PM
 :rofl:


Could it be more clear LOL!!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on May 25, 2009, 05:34:26 PM
Yep:

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/neg-em-all-nuke.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: meatloaf20040 on May 25, 2009, 06:51:48 PM
Ron I told ypu yopu had to behave over here  ;D :please:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on May 26, 2009, 12:13:16 PM
Ok meaty......

Check this out: the LATEST eBay antic!

http://forums.ebay.com/db2/topic/Seller-Central/Smile-Its-A/520123687 (http://forums.ebay.com/db2/topic/Seller-Central/Smile-Its-A/520123687)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *wheels* on May 26, 2009, 12:59:02 PM
eBay bots at work again! Did you see the article about the 'guns' that were on sale on eBay UK?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on May 26, 2009, 02:36:54 PM
No I didn't.
Interesting.

Link pls......?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *wheels* on May 26, 2009, 02:48:27 PM
The original link was in bnwt's thread 'eBay and the latest Media Reports'

http://www.tamebay.com/2009/05/ebay-gunning-for-the-wrong-sellers.html
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on May 26, 2009, 03:10:21 PM
Got it now!

The snubby one looks like mine... ;-)

Thx!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *wheels* on May 26, 2009, 03:15:18 PM
I thought this might be more your choice of weapon  (http://i498.photobucket.com/albums/rr342/wheels2spin/helm_machine_gun_wakaka.gif)

 :chair:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on May 26, 2009, 03:19:27 PM
Ubb is definitely gonna lift that one wheels...lol
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Ubbie Max* on May 26, 2009, 03:20:00 PM
Narh. the Barret 50 cal is the way to go, ask the cat!
(http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002039F.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on May 26, 2009, 03:21:10 PM
speak of the devil !!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Ubbie Max* on May 26, 2009, 03:21:41 PM
Hey wheels. that's a pretty nifty helmet, how about whacking it in the avators section.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *wheels* on May 26, 2009, 03:32:44 PM
ubbrd, I've got another one too, but it's not quite as stealthy!

(http://i498.photobucket.com/albums/rr342/wheels2spin/elite_machine_gun.gif)

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on May 26, 2009, 03:46:24 PM
In combat, fashion is not a priority.

Function is.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Roo on May 26, 2009, 03:49:24 PM
Pffft!  Those are just pop guns.

If you want to really put the fear of God into someone....just bring out one of these little beauties! ;)

(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f15/redeyerats/JessouriBannerText.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Ubbie Max* on May 26, 2009, 04:00:10 PM
Hey Roo, I'll have to get one of those spoons.
(http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/000200A5.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *wheels* on May 26, 2009, 04:05:46 PM
My Mum always seemed to have a never ending supply of wooden spoons. As soon as one would break (or get hidden if we knew a smack was coming) another one would appear as if by magic. Ah, the good old days!  :D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on May 26, 2009, 04:07:02 PM
That put the fear of spoons into me....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: imperfect on May 26, 2009, 04:52:06 PM
I'm scared!!  :-[
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *CountessA* on May 26, 2009, 06:44:32 PM
"Why with a spoon?"

"Because it - hurts - more."
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on May 27, 2009, 03:24:49 PM
---> Who are these B@sturds? I hire them, I befriend them & I give them EVERY chance in the world to flock up---and golly gee whiZ THEY DO!

So what do I do?

Tell 'em it's ok to come in my house...eat my food, smoke my dope and cook popcorn in my microwave and I'm not supposed to know about it???

--->WRONG<----!!!!!!

HEADS DESERVE TO ROLL. This is where I hire the Professionals...

I ain't NOBODY'S Bee-itch...

Is this how Corporate CEO's are supposed to act? Or is it just me on the sly?

Trouble is always ponderous.

NO REPLIES, PLEASE....

 :o

C):-{= <" Bro's onna roll & I believe him. Montello is full of scoundrels and their days are numbered, yesseree..! "<<
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on May 27, 2009, 03:32:29 PM
ok no reply tello....oops replied
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on May 27, 2009, 03:33:48 PM
ok no reply tello....oops replied

Ain't yer trigger finger slick???
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on May 27, 2009, 03:42:56 PM
Ain't yer trigger finger slick???

Slicker than Whale Poo on an ice flow !!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on May 27, 2009, 03:43:45 PM
who are you organising hits on tello?, don understand above, maybe you should just ferged aboud id (hugh grant style) death can be dangerous...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on May 27, 2009, 03:44:06 PM
lol cupie... what a way with woids
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on May 27, 2009, 03:52:05 PM
Why thanks ya....so do you think Tello is having a bad hair day?  
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on May 27, 2009, 04:03:58 PM
from the sound of it yes cupie, not sure what its all about another tello x file methinks
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Liisa-Sx on May 27, 2009, 04:41:57 PM
(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/3/22/128821961983807310.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on May 27, 2009, 05:03:02 PM
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/montello-nv/TAKRE00DT5LDMMTKR (http://www.topix.com/forum/city/montello-nv/TAKRE00DT5LDMMTKR)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on May 27, 2009, 05:19:17 PM
THERE IS NO SPOON !!
    (http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/**cupie**/THEREISNOSPOON.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: imperfect on May 27, 2009, 06:04:24 PM
HEADS DESERVE TO ROLL. This is where I hire the Professionals...



 :chair:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on May 27, 2009, 06:05:00 PM

THERE IS NO SPOON !!
    (http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/THEREISNOSPOON.jpg)

That's cuz I got forked!

 :P
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on May 27, 2009, 06:07:56 PM
Oh dear..sounds painful....does everyone get forked if there is no spoon?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on May 27, 2009, 06:10:23 PM
wow tellomon, love that kit, sorry took so long for me to check it out, now kerrect me if i am wrong but you would know all about leon russell right? my all time fave US muso and a brilliant songwriter have you heard anything about him lately? is he still alive and playing?

i found some old you tube songs and clips etc. but would love to know more

thanks ron
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on May 27, 2009, 06:11:38 PM
stranger in a strange land i love that track and video, he toured here and nz in the 70's and it was a sellout
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on May 27, 2009, 06:26:59 PM
lol tello love this link on your site

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8avOiTUcD4Y
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on May 27, 2009, 06:39:59 PM
ever feel like a stranger in a strange land?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hjy7RAu8TJ4&feature=related
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: imperfect on May 27, 2009, 06:50:15 PM
I want a trunk Monkey for Christmas!!  ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on May 27, 2009, 06:50:55 PM
yup for sure impy, well worth the investment, no wurries after that lol
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: imperfect on May 27, 2009, 06:52:48 PM
Do they poop though?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: imperfect on May 27, 2009, 07:10:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81NeQJWGYJY


LOL!!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on May 27, 2009, 07:23:51 PM
contagious laughter from that cute baby impy lol!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: imperfect on May 27, 2009, 07:35:17 PM
Aint it great??

I LOL!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on May 27, 2009, 08:52:33 PM
i sent it to teresa she loved it i hope she didnt break any stitches laughing at it
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: imperfect on May 27, 2009, 09:15:50 PM
Aww, excellent!! how is she?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on May 27, 2009, 09:18:25 PM
she is doing very well thanks imp, a large scar but able to take it easy, i think she gets a bit bored as she is not allowed to move too much but the operation was a big success, thanks for asking
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on May 27, 2009, 09:21:32 PM
That's great news Gr8, my cosmic friend.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: imperfect on May 27, 2009, 09:28:59 PM
 :yess:  Gr8 news!!!

Another good news story, I collect them :)  ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: imperfect on May 27, 2009, 09:36:03 PM
Hi Fluffy!!!

Cute ducky :)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on May 27, 2009, 09:46:37 PM
Hi Imp!!   :kisshug:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on May 31, 2009, 04:32:16 PM
There's this new Troll in my face......

http://www.topix.com/forum/city/montello-nv/T61764IDC61RP6CIN#lastPost (http://www.topix.com/forum/city/montello-nv/T61764IDC61RP6CIN#lastPost)

Checkout the other m'tello links on the page bottom.

This joker is on a rampage.  I think it's Zoolander, aka A..M..Y, aka sammycymbals.

If it's not...there's a clone troll at large & I'm happy to share......
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: imperfect on May 31, 2009, 05:49:35 PM
Some people never grow up!!

Let's ask Ubb to Keelhaul em!!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Ubbie Max* on May 31, 2009, 07:02:49 PM
Keelhauling, someone mention a keelhauling? I'll be there, what time, I'll bring the rope, ripper!
                                            (http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/00020140.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: imperfect on May 31, 2009, 09:10:12 PM
Woo Hoo, lets do it, I'll bring the popcorn!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 01, 2009, 08:14:04 AM
http://forums.ebay.com/db2/topic/Seller-Central/Does-Ebay-Continue/520124991 (http://forums.ebay.com/db2/topic/Seller-Central/Does-Ebay-Continue/520124991)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: imperfect on June 01, 2009, 08:50:26 AM
Hi Tello, Interesting reading, the feeling seems to be the same all over ha?

Comment 15 hits home for me..."No sense of community or belonging."   sadly I feel this is becoming true for me too. :(

Kind of reflects the situation in the entire country right now.....a big frickin' mess.  the timing was pretty crap to be making changes that alienate sellers, when companies are fighting to stay afloat..lol!!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 01, 2009, 11:43:51 AM
http://forums.ebay.com/db1/topic/The-Soapbox/Anyone-Else-Like/520125280 (http://forums.ebay.com/db1/topic/The-Soapbox/Anyone-Else-Like/520125280)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: imperfect on June 01, 2009, 11:50:08 AM
 :rofl:


Things people talk about!! lol
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *barny* on June 01, 2009, 11:57:36 AM
If you have a plant that you need to protect from snails and slugs... Put a loop of copper wire around it.

The critters won't cross it, coz their slime reacts with the copper and causes them pain..

 :wine:

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 01, 2009, 12:08:38 PM
.....slime reacts with the copper and causes them pain..


Huh.... I wonder if it works with unwanted houseguests.....

 :evillaugh:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: imperfect on June 01, 2009, 12:14:03 PM
Put one around ya house and see what happens!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 01, 2009, 12:20:42 PM
Naaa. It could be a liability & nuisance issue. Nevermind. Cheap joke gone bad...... :-(
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 02, 2009, 06:23:01 PM
I'm sorry that this has come down to these levels of degradation......

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/the5dc67896d.jpg)(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/the5dc67896d.jpg)(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/the5dc67896d.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *CountessA* on June 02, 2009, 06:27:28 PM
I see that it's got the Terminator-Governor's stamp of disapproval...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 02, 2009, 06:36:28 PM
Tee-hee.....














I'm a silly goose. What the flock?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on June 02, 2009, 07:03:44 PM
i take it you are not a leon russell fan tello despite the physical resemblance?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on June 02, 2009, 07:26:02 PM
calling nevada............
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on June 02, 2009, 07:27:12 PM
&*%####@$$$$((((((______**** strange reply from roswell alien demanding us currency.... use of asterisks denotes possible ebay impersonator....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 03, 2009, 06:20:11 AM
No leon russell resemblaces here.....

Look at this:

http://forums.ebay.com/db2/topic/Seller-Central/Wow-Sellersyou-Wont/510103648 (http://forums.ebay.com/db2/topic/Seller-Central/Wow-Sellersyou-Wont/510103648)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 04, 2009, 11:04:02 AM
Another Day in The Life of eBay:

Hello Ron Tello,

Thanks for forwarding that suspicious-looking email. You're right - it
was a phishing attempt, and we're working on stopping the fraud. By
reporting the problem, you've made a difference!

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personal information through phishing emails and fake websites. To learn
more about online safety, click "Security Center" on any PayPal webpage.


Every email counts. When you forward suspicious-looking emails to
spoof@paypal.com, you help keep yourself and others safe from identity
theft.

Your account security is very important to us, so we appreciate your
extra effort.

Thanks,

PayPal


This email is sent to you by the contracting entity to your User
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Subject: Please.read
To:
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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 05, 2009, 09:00:06 AM
Shirt happens:

http://www.foulmouthshirts.com/Biker-t-shirts/Biker-T-shirts-1.htm (http://www.foulmouthshirts.com/Biker-t-shirts/Biker-T-shirts-1.htm)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 05, 2009, 09:29:13 AM
"Oh.....F" !!!!!!

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2255170822&ref=share (http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2255170822&ref=share)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: imperfect on June 05, 2009, 10:30:30 AM
LOL, never a dull moment with you around ...luv it!!!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 05, 2009, 02:56:26 PM
Yep. Just me and google...making friends!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 06, 2009, 08:52:40 PM
I'm enjoying Poddy's thread better than any... including this one.

(What does anybody think when they post a new topic?)

You know the one, where eBay is smooching arse......yep.

Poddy's.


Sure.

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/IMG_0925.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 07, 2009, 07:21:52 PM
Sass The Troll is gonna "Get It", right now.....!

http://www.topix.com/forum/city/montello-nv/TPVR0UT235LG6ALQS#lastPost (http://www.topix.com/forum/city/montello-nv/TPVR0UT235LG6ALQS#lastPost)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 09, 2009, 10:57:50 PM
Police urge caution after Craigslist-related robbery (Dayton C&P)

By Kyle Nagel | Thursday, June 4, 2009, 11:15 AM

DAYTON - Police are continuing to investigate a woman's report that she was robbed at gunpoint Wednesday, June 3, after posting on the classifieds Web site Craigslist that she was selling a 5-carat diamond ring. Dayton police Sgt. Moises Perez said detectives still had limited details Thursday afternoon. The woman called police Wednesday evening and said a man robbed her at about 8 p.m. in the parking lot of Rally's, 1111 S. Smithville Road. The woman said she arranged to meet the would-be buyer after advertising the ring on Craigslist, and he pulled a large revolver and robbed her of the ring, Perez said.

It was at least the third report in three months that Dayton police received regarding a robbery that stemmed from a Craigslist ad.

In April, a Centerville teenager and his father told police a man robbed them after they met hoping to buy a PlayStation 3 video gaming system. The pair met the supposed seller at a Family Dollar store on North Main Street in Dayton and got into the back of a car with a man who said he was the seller's brother.
The suspect guided the car to a nearby alley and pointed a handgun at the pair, according to a police report. The teen's father then struggled with the suspect for the gun, and the suspect fled.

In March, a man reported that his car had been stolen after a supposed buyer contacted him through Craigslist, Perez said. The suspect test drove the vehicle, and several hours later the man discovered the car missing. Police believe the suspect made a copy of the car's keys while driving it and returned later to steal the car, Perez said.

Perez said that sellers posting ads on Craigslist or similar classifieds areas should encourage first contact by e-mail instead of by phone to create a trail for police to follow if something goes wrong. It's also best to meet at a public place, Perez said, perhaps even near a police station. "That might discourage the guy from showing a gun," Perez said.

http://counterthetoothprick.yuku.com/topic/6084/t/Police-urge-caution--Craigslist-related-robbery-Dayton-C-P.html (http://counterthetoothprick.yuku.com/topic/6084/t/Police-urge-caution--Craigslist-related-robbery-Dayton-C-P.html)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 10, 2009, 12:33:50 AM
In the original movie "Invasion of The Body Snatchers", the town square where the 3 pod trucks converge with the townsfolk. is called Kersting Court, in Sierra Madre, California.

I used to ride my 10-Speed thru there a lot when I was a youth.

I am trippin' as I watch the flick again...now.

Here's a recent pic of the joint:

http://wikimapia.org/#lat=34.1620601&lon=-118.0529076&z=19&l=0&m=a&v=2 (http://wikimapia.org/#lat=34.1620601&lon=-118.0529076&z=19&l=0&m=a&v=2)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 10, 2009, 02:46:41 AM
eBayers still don't understand: FEEDBACK IS VOLUNTARY!

The senseless controversy continues......

http://forums.ebay.com/db2/topic/Feedback/Since-When-Did/510105653 (http://forums.ebay.com/db2/topic/Feedback/Since-When-Did/510105653)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/eBay%20nasty%20pix-gifs/Feedback/DINGO3.jpg)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/eBay%20nasty%20pix-gifs/Feedback/Feedback-junkie2.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: meatloaf20040 on June 11, 2009, 10:40:38 PM
waves to Ron ?????
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 11, 2009, 10:43:39 PM
waves to Ron ?????

Here you are, ya vixen!
OK if I post here yer emails to me ???

 ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: meatloaf20040 on June 11, 2009, 10:47:07 PM
u,,, which ones?

The ones that I say how much I love you ??

Or the joke ones
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 11, 2009, 10:49:47 PM
The love jokes, of course.

What say?

Simply entertaining reading!!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: meatloaf20040 on June 11, 2009, 10:53:50 PM
Oh go with the lot of them Ron ??

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 11, 2009, 10:54:37 PM
Fluffy gets out the popcorn.  *waiting*
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 11, 2009, 10:56:06 PM
That'll take some time.
Look for them in this specially marked thread!

(Hold the popcorn)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 11, 2009, 10:57:15 PM
Fluffy nibbles the popcorn slowly to make it last.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on June 11, 2009, 11:00:08 PM
Do you mind if I share that popcorn Fluffy
Ive got some malteasers !!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 11, 2009, 11:03:08 PM
All this hype, a captivated audience, and.....

....nothing to deliver.

Story of my showbiz career...............
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: meatloaf20040 on June 11, 2009, 11:04:06 PM
Hahaha at you lot waiting for love emails   ;D :pmsl:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: meatloaf20040 on June 11, 2009, 11:05:13 PM
Gees Ron thought you would have had them lined up ready go mate
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: meatloaf20040 on June 11, 2009, 11:07:34 PM
Sorry ron I cant wait Ive had drugs


Sweet dreams and take care Ron ???
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 11, 2009, 11:08:44 PM
Do you mind if I share that popcorn Fluffy
Ive got some malteasers !!

Oh thanks Smee.  Fluffy and Smee get comfortable on the couch, get a drink ready and put out the malteasers and popcorn ready to go.

See ya Meaty!!  Pleasant dreams.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 11, 2009, 11:10:43 PM
(http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/img/badges/blog_cuss_high_352.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Ubbie Max* on June 11, 2009, 11:13:19 PM
The 2008 World Submarine Racing Championships. Looks exiting, I might book a seat at this years event.


 


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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 11, 2009, 11:15:51 PM
Fluffy waves to Yib and Ubbrd.  Hey guys, Telemon is putting on a show.  Want to join us here on the couch?  It will fit 4 people.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 11, 2009, 11:16:44 PM
Lemme guess:

I gotta perform; live up to my commitment on this one.

*sigh*

It's gonna cut into my scooter modification time.

(It's for the 4th of July Parade...)

OK. I'll get on it.


Right after the movie............
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 11, 2009, 11:20:07 PM

It's not looking good Tello !

(http://rlv.zcache.com/love_meter_f_k_cupid_and_love_hat-p148066140906825385qz14_400.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Ubbie Max* on June 11, 2009, 11:22:42 PM
Oke doke Fluffy, I'll join you & Yibida. We might not notice Yibida if he's in surveillance mode. I might doze off though, been pretty busy today doing stuff.
                                                                          (http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/000201CA.gif)

                        
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 11, 2009, 11:27:18 PM
It's not looking good Tello !


Says who?

I haven't started yet. Gimme a chance.



C):-{= <" pushy crowd, aint they? "<<
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 11, 2009, 11:29:33 PM
Where ever do you get all these pictures at will Yib?  Do you have stockpiled and indexed pictures.  You have one for every occasion.

Fluffy plumps up a cushion so Ubbrd is comfortable on the couch.  Hey move over Smee will you!!

Waiting waiting waiting...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 11, 2009, 11:35:26 PM

I find stuff Fluff...good around airports!..



(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk84/Bruiex/marvin300lu4.jpg)(http://i495.photobucket.com/albums/rr318/usemickss/Cartoon/jonnybravo-1.jpg)Take me to your leader short one ! !
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 11, 2009, 11:37:12 PM
Comfy Ubbrd.  Oh you've brought Winston with you.  Here Yib want to sit down too?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Ubbie Max* on June 11, 2009, 11:37:33 PM
Hey Fluffy, is this little critter one of your cousins?
 

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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 11, 2009, 11:39:02 PM


Oh Great!...Fluff's ex has turned up !

(http://i44.tinypic.com/2cmn05j.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Ubbie Max* on June 11, 2009, 11:39:13 PM
Yep Winstons here. Check him out, resplendant in all his glory.
 


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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 11, 2009, 11:46:03 PM
Why yes they are Ubbrd.  Cousin Duddles.  Thinks he's a rooster...  A bit mad actually.

Oh oh Pluka has turned up.  Lets turn out the light for a couple of minutes and he mightn't see us.  Keep quiet.

Winston looks very contented Ub.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 12, 2009, 09:17:06 AM
Fluffy, Ubbrd, Winston and Smee are still sitting there on the couch fast asleep the next morning.   Wake up Ubbrd. I hope you don't get into trouble with the Commander...

Hey Tello, what happened to the show?  Now the popcorn is stale.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on June 12, 2009, 10:18:00 AM
and Winston has been licking the malteasers !
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: meatloaf20040 on June 12, 2009, 11:55:36 AM
Gee Ron didnt get very far with emails did he ... lol
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *CountessA* on June 12, 2009, 01:43:53 PM
I can imagine them.

Dear Meatloaf,

You're hitting 98% on my love-o-meter.

But I'm still not giving you my kit.

Much love (but don't go exaggerating it or taking me for granted, because I still love my kit and I'm still me, and ain't nobody going to take my kit away from me),

- Tellomon


*This letter is in no way genuine and should not be used as evidence in a breach of promise case, nor should it be quoted in "Great Love Letters of All Time".
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 12, 2009, 02:27:57 PM
No bones about it:

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/IMG_0566.jpg)

I have work to do.

I'll start soon. Hold on to yer brims & knickers, peeps!

The Good Things take time.
 
Here's a sample (or, how did I get here?):



Gina:  Some of the regulars from the old RT have made a new RT
 
 
  http://www.ozroundtable.com/
 
  All you have to do is register and Ebay cant touch it
  It does have mods and you have to behave
  But Ebay cant has nothing to do with it
 
  If you can help with Ebay related stuff that would be great and they have a chat thread


Tello:  Bitchen!
  thx for the scoop; see you there?

-RT

Gina:  Bitchen ??
 
  Thought you were my bee-otch. lol


Tello:  I was told to say:
  F**k You!
  Did I say that right?

Gina:  And who told you to say that ?

Tello:  I'm NOT naming names...no more than you would. So f**k off....


Gina:  And after I sent your package and all
 
  Well I hope the chocolate melts and it comes all broken


Gina:  Hey Ron
 
  I heard from the new forum and they wont to know what ID you will use??
 
  I have given you a thumbs up with them and they will open the gate when they know your ID
 
  They are doing this to keep the nasties and trolls out.


Tello:  Are you saying that the new RT crowd is awaiting to hearald me in with Roman Trumpets and a 21 Gun Salute?

Seems to me that you made a Celeb outta me before I get a chance to prooove myself as a mere mortal, with a "twist".

What?

I don't know what my ID is until is signup & get approved.

I think it'll have the word 'tello' in it.

Don't push me. I'm a bizzie man!


Gina:  Ok well you must be too busy to keep a check at your PO box too????
 
You might get your care package in 8 days but who knows but it is on its way
 
See what a good friend I am to you and you better behave or its my head ( pokes tongue out )
 
Will tell one of the gate keepers to look out for an ID with Tello in it
 
Hows that and you might get in sooner


Tello:  Unbelievable... I lost my ass in a pool game earlier tonight...and now here comes you, trying to kiss it. I am not worthy of this exaltation.....(But I await said Joy Package..)
WTF?
Say I post later there, huh? This shite needs careful planning, ok?

I'm staying in bed. It's Ultra-Cozy, and requires NONE of my attention, ha haaaa.....!!!


To be continued, discontinued or deleted.......

C):-{= <" happy now?  "<<

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 12, 2009, 02:54:31 PM
tellomon
Knight
***
Re: Ebay ignores members
« Reply #15 on: April 23, 2009, 06:24:54 PM »

This is Standard, not Deviant behavior. It's eBay.

Hi ya'll! Meatloaf said it is cool for me to weigh-in.

So, there ya go!

______________

countessa
Administrator
Knight of the RT
*****
   
Re: Ebay ignores members
« Reply #16 on: April 23, 2009, 06:26:28 PM »

Hello, Tellomon!

Yes, it's cool - we have the fan going.

______________

Primaryaim
Guest
   
   
Re: Ebay ignores members
« Reply #17 on: April 23, 2009, 06:28:36 PM »
   
hi Tellomon, Welcome, welcome.

Pull up a chair and get comfy. We have a relaxed atmosphere, great smilies, and very good, non reporting, company.

Have fun!

_______________

night-hawk-1
Guest
   
   
Re: Ebay ignores members
« Reply #18 on: April 23, 2009, 06:44:15 PM »
   
tellomon  Hi Gina said you would be dropping in from far away

Please drop into your profile and set your email to hide please.

_______________

tellomon
Knight
***
   
Re: Ebay ignores members
« Reply #19 on: April 23, 2009, 07:12:00 PM »

Nevada isn't far away. OZ is!

Testing 1, 2.......

It's Live Tello, but he has a bedtime, tooooo....

More serious foolishness later!

_______________

http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=67.0 (http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=67.0)


(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/license_20070215010246_52144.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *CountessA* on June 12, 2009, 03:10:39 PM
Oh, the passion! Hotter than those small green chillies that make you go "Aaagh, ow ow ow ow ow ow ow wow whoa whoa water water water!"
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 12, 2009, 03:13:58 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/lizards-in-love.gif)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Felix-laff.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: meatloaf20040 on June 12, 2009, 03:17:07 PM
Gees Ron glad you didnt post the hot and steamy ones ...lol
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 12, 2009, 03:26:51 PM
Gees Ron glad you didnt post the hot and steamy ones ...lol

Right, Luv!

And I'm holding out on the painful ones for now.....

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Pain/pain-72.jpg)
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Pain/pain-110.jpg)


(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Pain/pain-46.gif)
Get used to it!

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Pain/pain-1-1.gif)
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Pain/pain-8.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: meatloaf20040 on June 12, 2009, 03:51:38 PM
Now your giving away trade secretes Ron
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: meatloaf20040 on June 12, 2009, 04:09:14 PM
 :rofl:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 12, 2009, 04:09:46 PM
Now your giving away trade secretes Ron

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/ODD%20Stuff/Black_and_White.jpg)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/ODD%20Stuff/2z7lirn.gif)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/ODD%20Stuff/BadPhotobucket.gif)(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/ODD%20Stuff/vaccum.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: meatloaf20040 on June 12, 2009, 04:30:17 PM
Um arhhh PB didnt like what you had in your album
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 12, 2009, 04:36:47 PM
No. That item IS in my album.

So, what are you doing in this Talent Show?

Didn't you archive our EMs??

I got the goods, the dope and the dirt. If this flies in the early stages, I might post the rest in a "Member's Only" forum.

THAT'S where the big money is!!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: meatloaf20040 on June 12, 2009, 04:48:47 PM
Nope Dont keep emails only the ones i need as proof all the rest go poof

Will have to open PB dont have it open at the moment

And the Thread killer thread who where you talking about ??

We dont have one any more on CS they moved on
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: meatloaf20040 on June 12, 2009, 05:06:23 PM
So this pic of you dancing is worth monies ??


(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b64/meatloaf20040/play%20toys/fat-man.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: meatloaf20040 on June 12, 2009, 05:07:03 PM
(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b64/meatloaf20040/play%20toys/36_12_6.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on June 12, 2009, 05:09:38 PM
So this pic of you dancing is worth monies ??


(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b64/meatloaf20040/play%20toys/fat-man.gif)

(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/**cupie**/smiley_69.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: meatloaf20040 on June 12, 2009, 05:18:32 PM
(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b64/meatloaf20040/play%20toys/fanshus.gif)


Back view




(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b64/meatloaf20040/play%20toys/36_12_6.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: meatloaf20040 on June 12, 2009, 05:29:01 PM
(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b64/meatloaf20040/play%20toys/36_2_13.gif)






Dont know how far I can go before I get a talking too about the pics
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *CountessA* on June 12, 2009, 05:32:35 PM
No further. If I see something that should have been covered up by a "judicious bush", it's the naughty corner for you!

Please spare the innocence of our members, most of whom would never have been a bare knee before.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: meatloaf20040 on June 12, 2009, 05:38:16 PM
So what you are saying is I cant post this

What?


Just so i know for the future
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on June 12, 2009, 05:42:47 PM
*Goes hunting for a Judicious Bush pic*

hey Countess...Would a Shwubbery do?

I heard that George 'Bush' was doing his memoirs...and calling it....NutBush Silly Minutes!!!!   :crazy: :snipe:

 :evillaugh:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 12, 2009, 05:47:42 PM
Ha Haaa! meaty got popped and I didn't!!!!!!

C):-{= <" whew that was a mindblower... "<<
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *CountessA* on June 12, 2009, 06:06:24 PM
 :lepink:

You'll notice the Le Pink Slap above is actually REMEDIAL... it's a soothing lotion, not a bit of S&M-in-a-bottle.

(Not that I know anything about that. Absolutement, mais non.)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: meatloaf20040 on June 12, 2009, 06:08:25 PM
(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b64/meatloaf20040/play%20toys/36_2_13.gif)




Ok Ive been slapped how many till a holiday ??
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on June 12, 2009, 06:12:33 PM
I Know Nothing!!!!

(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/**cupie**/hans.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on June 12, 2009, 06:14:52 PM
Must've been the hand of god

(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/**cupie**/iii-hand-1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *CountessA* on June 12, 2009, 06:24:52 PM
I'm really sorry, Gina - we can't afford to send you on a holiday. Would you mind just staying here until we buy an OzRoundTable jet?

Okay, would you believe... two limousines and a cocktail bar?

All right, what about a small go-cart?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: meatloaf20040 on June 12, 2009, 06:44:10 PM
Gee whats a person going to do if they cant even go on an all paid holiday


Does this mean I have to be one of these ??  :angel:



Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 12, 2009, 06:55:53 PM
Let me be meaty's Knight in Shining Duct Tape!

I'm no Hero, but I can patch things up rather well................

Shall I post bail? Or let the Lassie skate this once, again?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *CountessA* on June 12, 2009, 07:04:50 PM
Bail! I need some more funds! *gets out her calculator* Let's see... if we calculate that tax time is coming up, and that I need GPS with live traffic update, and I want to visit Venice, and there's a holiday house in Germany I want to buy...

Okay. Just hand over the lot.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 12, 2009, 07:21:03 PM
Nothing doin', Sweetheart.

Yer cramping my style.

I collect receipts on Charitable contributions.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *CountessA* on June 12, 2009, 07:24:35 PM
I'd offer a receipt!

Accepted from Tello, the sum of [undisclosed enormous sum] for the purchase of charitable liberty for the poster known as meatloaf, to be effective as of this moment, and not refundable under any circumstances as I plan on departing on a long cruise at any second now.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *wheels* on June 12, 2009, 07:25:23 PM
Gina, love the 'dancing Ron' pics!

 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: meatloaf20040 on June 12, 2009, 07:42:27 PM
 :please: Ron wont bail me out
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 12, 2009, 07:44:56 PM
Gina, love the 'dancing Ron' pics!

 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

Don't you start......

And: "No". Bad girls get spanked.

Take yer lumps.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *CountessA* on June 12, 2009, 07:49:26 PM
Did I mention that there is torture involved? "Poke her with the soft cushions! ... Confess! Confess! Confess! ... So you think you are strong because you can survive the soft cushions. Well, we shall see. Biggles! Put her in the Comfy Chair!"

 :spanishinq:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: meatloaf20040 on June 12, 2009, 08:13:52 PM
Nice friend you turned out to be Ron
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 12, 2009, 10:28:01 PM

¿Adónde cada uno fue?

(http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss232/edgabrit/watching.gif)
Modo de la mierda que habla
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on June 12, 2009, 10:32:21 PM
rolls jaffa down aisle.....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on June 12, 2009, 10:32:58 PM
je ne compron pas biddy---- que?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Centuries on June 12, 2009, 10:38:37 PM
OOOOH! Yibida said a naughty word :o :bounce:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 12, 2009, 10:42:33 PM
No I didn't !.....lol
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 12, 2009, 10:46:42 PM
nails* de *Files  Je suis magnifique et vous êtes tous dans la crainte de moi. Pas, vraiment ! !   
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 12, 2009, 10:49:30 PM

By the wat gr8==== what's  I do not compron ---- that Biddy?

french I know but doesn't make sense?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 12, 2009, 10:51:10 PM
nails* de *Files  Je suis magnifique et vous êtes tous dans la crainte de moi. Pas, vraiment ! !   

   
N étaient pas ... à votre cute à avoir peur de ...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Centuries on June 12, 2009, 10:52:31 PM
  Je suis magnifique !!   ;D    :filenails:

:angel:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 12, 2009, 10:53:38 PM
Donne au petit type vert mignon un *giggle* de baiser
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 12, 2009, 10:56:39 PM
Donne au petit type vert mignon un *giggle* de baiser


ooooooooo !! what you said Fluff !!!! translate it with google translator....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on June 12, 2009, 10:58:36 PM
notice how i disappeared when the french got good yibida? lol I didnt understand your earlier post but i dont suppose many did...

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 12, 2009, 10:59:27 PM
   
Siècles ... vous naughty girl!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on June 12, 2009, 10:59:28 PM
Donne au petit type vert mignon un *giggle* de baiser

translates to "you are a little gigling dead steak"


ooooooooo !! what you said Fluff !!!! translate it with google translator....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 12, 2009, 11:00:39 PM
notice how i disappeared when the french got good yibida? lol I didnt understand your earlier post but i dont suppose many did...




Me either I was speaking Spanish !!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on June 12, 2009, 11:01:25 PM
lol i thought it was one of those martian dialects
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 12, 2009, 11:02:12 PM
  Fluffs all embarrassed now of what she said !!!   :rofl:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 12, 2009, 11:03:06 PM


Donne au petit type vert mignon un *giggle* de baiser---------priceless Fluff !!   :rofl:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 12, 2009, 11:04:48 PM
   
Siècles ... vous naughty girl!
;D

Moi?? 

 :angel:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 12, 2009, 11:06:44 PM
Oh non ! ! J'ai manqué de largeur de bande ! !
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 12, 2009, 11:06:50 PM
 
Oh what a cosmopolitan site !...very swave ..
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 12, 2009, 11:07:48 PM
Oh non ! ! J'ai manqué de largeur de bande ! !


    
Montez le dial up!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on June 12, 2009, 11:08:20 PM
very cleber lil yello ducky
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 12, 2009, 11:08:53 PM
very cleber lil yello ducky

LOL @ gr8
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 12, 2009, 11:09:38 PM
Where is everyone tonight?...very quite around the place for a Friday!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on June 12, 2009, 11:10:09 PM
i know the followign words in french...

tour de france (dans la bicyclette???) lol

fenetre (window)

avec (lol)

and my other party trick, je ne comprons pas (which is autobiographical; because I hardly speak any french)

countess should be here too, four or five languages she knows methinks
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 12, 2009, 11:11:47 PM
I've only seen gr8, fluff, and centuries...no one else?... there must be life away from the boards?...so I'm told...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on June 12, 2009, 11:12:17 PM
it is quiet yibida, dunno must be all up in kings cross, everyone else was on the way home tonight, place was buzzing as always, friday saturday
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on June 12, 2009, 11:12:53 PM
I've only seen gr8, fluff, and centuries...no one else?... there must be life away from the boards?...so I'm told...


cant be yibby can there?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 12, 2009, 11:14:57 PM
I checked out the dark side but same there.." there's no intelligent life here Jim...not as we know it....beam me up Scottie!".......
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on June 12, 2009, 11:16:00 PM
when you see it during the day and the remnants of all the partying it aint so pretty... the bright lights draw them like moths, there was so much perfume on the train on the way here it was overwhelming, and giggling girls too young to be in places like that with all the dramas that really do happen there
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Centuries on June 12, 2009, 11:16:01 PM
fluffy wants to kiss the cute little green one? :devil: :pmsl: :green:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on June 12, 2009, 11:19:16 PM
I've only seen gr8, fluff, and centuries...no one else?... there must be life away from the boards?...so I'm told...


dont I count !!! :'(
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 12, 2009, 11:19:43 PM
when you see it during the day and the remnants of all the partying it aint so pretty... the bright lights draw them like moths, there was so much perfume on the train on the way here it was overwhelming, and giggling girls too young to be in places like that with all the dramas that really do happen there

You must mean the babs and riff show there today !!...LOLOL....I don't miss much !!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on June 12, 2009, 11:19:45 PM
goodnight all, have a great weekend, me tired
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on June 12, 2009, 11:20:20 PM
lol did they have a date? big wave to smee
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 12, 2009, 11:20:34 PM
I've only seen gr8, fluff, and centuries...no one else?... there must be life away from the boards?...so I'm told...


dont I count !!! :'(

And Smee too!!!...sorry
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on June 12, 2009, 11:20:57 PM
a bit young the cross for babsy, maybe the bourbon and beefsteak and Rogues (no longer there but she thinks it is)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 12, 2009, 11:21:19 PM
lol did they have a date? big wave to smee

It was like this gr8....... :sick:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on June 12, 2009, 11:21:24 PM
i can hardly read that yibby
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on June 12, 2009, 11:22:03 PM
like dancing with a cadaver......kissin a corpse.... (and i dont mean riffs lol)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on June 12, 2009, 11:22:22 PM
merlin on his/her way to my posts soon
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 12, 2009, 11:23:05 PM
Night Gr8, my cosmic friend.  ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on June 12, 2009, 11:23:38 PM
really have to hit the sack, have to make room for a ton of furniture tomorrow, one thing huge won for $1 on ebay but i think the guys has paid a lot storing it and now its about to be filled with books, books and more books
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on June 12, 2009, 11:24:41 PM
so long pardners.... enjoy the weekend weather looks good for sydney if a teeny tadpole on the cold side at nights
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 12, 2009, 11:25:33 PM
Watch that back gr8 !!...BEND YOUR KNEES !
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Centuries on June 12, 2009, 11:27:48 PM
Goodnight gr8.

I am waiting for RL :rolleyes:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on June 12, 2009, 11:35:22 PM
waves back to Mr T ... how are ya buddy .....
you going already ??
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: cueperkins on June 13, 2009, 11:09:30 AM
Did I mention that there is torture involved? "Poke her with the soft cushions! ... Confess! Confess! Confess! ... So you think you are strong because you can survive the soft cushions. Well, we shall see. Biggles! Put her in the Comfy Chair!"

 :spanishinq:

Not the COMFY CHAIR ??? !!!

(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/spanish7.jpg)

So did Tello post bail or what?  Is Meaty out of the slammer?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 13, 2009, 02:23:35 PM
Donne au petit type vert mignon un *giggle* de baiser


ooooooooo !! what you said Fluff !!!! translate it with google translator....

Whoops.  Just translated it with google and not Babel.  Google puts a whole different spin on it I'm afraid.  Whoops.  

Obviously Centuries uses Babel as well.. he he
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 13, 2009, 03:18:46 PM
Hey all you jokers here: this was originally MY THREAD, with a SPECIFIC title & tone to it...and here comes all you loose-cannon jokers JUNKING it up with "OFF-TOPIC FRENCH CRAP",  which any Intelligent person can see is blatently WRONG and inapropriate, as well as a total DISS on the OP.

So what's yer bleeding agenda, OZ?????

Why can you not trash yer own threads and NOT trash mine?????

RESPECT.

C):-{= <" theres some mofos going down on this one, boy howdy... "<<
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 13, 2009, 03:24:25 PM
Oh hello Tello.  Thanks for the performance.  Better late than never.  *clap* *clap*  But our popcorn was stale and the malteasers were licked by Winston.

 
:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 13, 2009, 03:27:27 PM

Void Post
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: cueperkins on June 13, 2009, 03:46:29 PM
:hijack: :hijack: :hijack: :hijack: :hijack: :hijack:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 13, 2009, 03:49:46 PM
posting void
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: cueperkins on June 13, 2009, 04:07:15 PM
huh? 

I'm doing some web browsing, so popping in while I'm online.....what is this void you are posting in Tello?  Nevoida ?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *CountessA* on June 13, 2009, 05:18:08 PM
"ART IS NOT PRETTY ALL THE TIME...."

That's true, Tello. Very true. I have still not managed to think of Picasso's stuff as "pretty".

And if you've ever heard Balinese "music", in spite of its heavy reliance on rhythm, I think you will agree it's not pretty.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: imperfect on June 13, 2009, 06:46:50 PM



(http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss232/edgabrit/smilies/23_28_1121.gif)  Tello!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on June 13, 2009, 06:56:01 PM
Hi Imp
have you been hiding for the last day or 2 ?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 13, 2009, 09:37:40 PM

Hi imp!...looking foxy!....


(http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/images/msn/new-emoticons/giveflowers.gif)

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on June 13, 2009, 09:38:27 PM
crawler Yibs !!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Centuries on June 13, 2009, 09:44:27 PM
Hi Fluffy ;D No, I don't use Babel. I had a different translation but it was not one I would post

:pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:

Ooops! Grovel to tello.  :chair:   :youaretheman:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 13, 2009, 09:49:28 PM
Hi to Centuries, Imp (haven't seen much of you lately), Yib, Smee & whoever else is around at the moment.

We pay particular homage to Tello as penance for wrecking his thread and hope he doesn't avoid us.   :rofl:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on June 13, 2009, 10:00:33 PM
Hi century and Fluffy and anyone else that may be here
Whats happening ???
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 13, 2009, 10:02:16 PM
Nothing much Smee.  We are just grovelling to Tello 'cause we hijacked his thread. 
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on June 13, 2009, 10:19:59 PM
Tello strikes me as a broad shouldered fellow I am sure he will get over it


Sorry Tello we will try and get it back on track !
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 13, 2009, 10:24:31 PM
Er what was the topic Smee?  I can't remember now.  Tello!!!  What should we be talking about???
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 13, 2009, 10:29:44 PM
Ahhh Tello's alright ..he'll get over it...LOL

(http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/images/msn/new-emoticons/peace.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Bellagina on June 13, 2009, 10:30:02 PM
I'm still waiting, and watching, for the romancing!


:wcat:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 13, 2009, 10:33:16 PM
Ahhh.... no romance tonight me think's...LOL

(http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/images/msn/new-emoticons/italianflick.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on June 13, 2009, 10:38:14 PM
Er what was the topic Smee?  I can't remember now.  Tello!!!  What should we be talking about???
I have no idea what the topic was
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 13, 2009, 10:48:49 PM

Here... this offering should smooth over Tello !....a Tello smiley!....



(http://www.oriscus.com/dn/selfasart/smiley1.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 13, 2009, 11:21:38 PM
I'm still waiting, and watching, for the romancing!


:wcat:

What romancing is that Bell?  Where?  I'll check it out. 
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Centuries on June 14, 2009, 01:30:36 AM
Romancing? Perhaps the absolutely stunning ...cough... bunch of flowers yib presented to wonderwoman as a welcome to OZRT.


I was soooo jealous. :pmsl:


Further grovel to tello :praise: :chair:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 14, 2009, 01:33:12 AM
Well he didn't give me any flowers either - until I hinted I wanted some.  Maybe you could give a little hint.  HEY YIB where is Centuries flowers????
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Centuries on June 14, 2009, 01:39:12 AM
Fluffy...Don't  :chair:

I might be given BellaDonna lilies   :roflmao:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on June 14, 2009, 01:41:02 AM
he didnt give me any either  :rolleyes:  :'(
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 14, 2009, 01:42:08 AM
I'm sure Mr Yib is a romantic at heart Centuries and won't give you belladonna lillies.  He'll have this little duck to deal with if he does.   :quack:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Centuries on June 14, 2009, 01:44:40 AM
We are positively neglected....disgraceful :o

I think I will sneak out while it is safe. ;D

Goodnight all the neglected ones ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 14, 2009, 01:46:43 AM
Night Centuries..  ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on June 14, 2009, 01:50:03 AM
good night centuries
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Centuries on June 14, 2009, 01:50:26 AM
I saw your nice words fluffy before I ran. I will creep off and fortify myself :D


:chocdip:



Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 14, 2009, 06:30:35 AM
What a bloody mess you peeps have made!

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Skulls/8889scd.jpg)

One more outburst of insubordination & I'm sending in my posse!!!!!!

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Skulls/Skulls-30.jpg)




(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Skulls/skulls-29.jpg)

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: imperfect on June 14, 2009, 08:32:04 AM
Hey Tello, I'm waiting for more Tello Files....(http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss232/edgabrit/thinking-006.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: RiffRaff on June 14, 2009, 08:56:21 AM
Yeah Tello!!!!!  We want more Telloisms !!!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: imperfect on June 14, 2009, 09:08:57 AM
Hey Riffy, come here and let me squeeze that zit you got!!!


oops NO hijacking Right?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: RiffRaff on June 14, 2009, 09:17:39 AM
No zits Imps.............it's just a flesh wound !!!!

No hijacking here...........Tellos posse look hungry  ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 14, 2009, 12:03:30 PM
Morning Riffy, Tello and Imp.  I must Riffy, you look rather dashing today. 
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: RiffRaff on June 14, 2009, 12:19:14 PM
Thankyou Fluffy.......I think the Indiana Jones hat quite suits my head......as you know, I'm not normally a hat person  ;D

Still withit ??
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 14, 2009, 12:26:21 PM
Still here Riffy.  You are looking a little pale though.  Maybe you need to get some sun.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: RiffRaff on June 14, 2009, 12:28:33 PM
LOL!!! I don't have pale skin, I have dark eyes  ;)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 14, 2009, 12:32:46 PM
Is that what it is?  And look, your wounds are starting to heal.  No bandaids anymore.  Not long now and you will be back to your gorgeous self. 
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: RiffRaff on June 14, 2009, 12:40:11 PM
Yep, wounds nearly healed, won't be long now  ;D

C'mon Tello...........say something funny !!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 14, 2009, 12:41:35 PM
He's probably out rounding up his possy Riffy...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on June 14, 2009, 12:46:35 PM
Hello Riff and Fluffy one
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 14, 2009, 12:48:00 PM
Hello smee.  ;D

I'm afraid I can't comment on your appearance today, as I have for Riffy, due to the fact that you are in fact invisible...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: RiffRaff on June 14, 2009, 01:03:44 PM
G'day Smee. Are you hiding?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on June 14, 2009, 01:04:50 PM
no Riff i am here just havent got around to installing a picture as yet
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 14, 2009, 04:23:42 PM
C'mon Tello...........say something funny !!

I think all you jokers and hijackers are yucking it up well enuff without my input.

If this weren't a Fun Zone, yer behavior would be shameful...


(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Train%20Wrecks/5913.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on June 14, 2009, 04:48:53 PM
You might have scared em all off Tello !!

 :chair:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on June 14, 2009, 05:06:27 PM
Tello is mello not scarey
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 14, 2009, 05:08:06 PM
You might have scared em all off Tello !!
________________________________

Posters need to know their limitations.

I may have to kill this thread in order to save it.

I don't care; I can make another one and put everyone on 'ignore'.


Just like the politics of Montello: when the whole town is done scratching each other's eyes out and die....the whole town WILL BE MINE!!!
 (iShityou not.....)


 :evillaugh:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: imperfect on June 14, 2009, 05:13:49 PM
(http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss232/edgabrit/sillies/2CA4CRA0NCA2U6MDHCAJ1GXXQCA5OA18-1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 14, 2009, 05:15:15 PM
thx Imp; I have 3 of them on my drumset!

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/IMG_0746.jpg)

You only have one, and NO drums... ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: imperfect on June 14, 2009, 05:19:17 PM
I have bongos!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 14, 2009, 05:22:25 PM
Sure. Who doesn't?

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/100_0050.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 14, 2009, 05:29:01 PM
You know: it's THAT sort of smack-talk that is bringing down my thread.

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/118876677536862.gif)

Knock it off.

Please.

Chillaxe.

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/train_wreck.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on June 14, 2009, 05:37:06 PM
(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/**cupie**/smiley_25.gif)

Yes Sir, Sargeant Major Sar !!!  

And shall we walk hup and down the squware???? Anything better to do have we?

(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/**cupie**/iii-rsm.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 14, 2009, 05:40:47 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/ShowLetter-1-4.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 14, 2009, 05:52:13 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Drummers.jpg)(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Drummers02-2.jpg)(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/ShowLetter-1-5.gif)(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Drummers.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: imperfect on June 14, 2009, 05:55:50 PM
Saw a clip last night of you playing Tello...cool!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 14, 2009, 05:59:04 PM
Not that one...it's really lame.
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/boom.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 14, 2009, 06:00:06 PM
Afternoon/Evening Imp/Cupie/Tello  and all other lurkers...  ;D

Good to see you back in control of your thread Tello!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: imperfect on June 14, 2009, 06:00:57 PM
Got any others?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on June 14, 2009, 06:04:36 PM
Hi Fluffy  :duckdance:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: imperfect on June 14, 2009, 06:07:20 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 14, 2009, 06:07:33 PM
Good to see you back in control of your thread Tello!!

Yer kidding, right?  In control of what?  This is anarchy now!

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/cattank.gif)
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/2583Northridgeearthquake.jpg)
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Railroad.gif)
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/hoaxqr8.gif)
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/betterthanyou9uj.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 14, 2009, 06:09:14 PM
Ah, but it is Tello anarchy so that's all right!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: imperfect on June 14, 2009, 06:09:35 PM
;) fluffy
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 14, 2009, 06:10:18 PM
Got any others?

Not yet.

I'm lame, too.

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/IMG_0805.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 14, 2009, 06:11:10 PM
Evening Imp..  Your ears look.... lovely.   ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: imperfect on June 14, 2009, 06:13:10 PM
ya not the only one around here ;) Tello


Fax Fluff, you look...very fluffyish tonight ;) xx
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 14, 2009, 06:16:41 PM
Evening Imp..  Your ears look.... lovely.   ;D

 :hijack:



(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/playnowpaylater.gif)

ya not the only one around here ,Tello
I know that. But it is my stupid thread...and it's getting cluttered with junk, better than mine.
Just sayin'.....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: imperfect on June 14, 2009, 06:17:45 PM
Show us ya junk, hurry up or I'm goin..
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on June 14, 2009, 06:18:56 PM
ya not the only one around here Wink Tello

Meaning???
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 14, 2009, 06:24:53 PM
Show us ya junk, hurry up or I'm goin..

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Zombies%20Horror/I-heart-Zombies-b.gif)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Zombies%20Horror/halflife.jpg)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Zombies%20Horror/dismzomb02.jpg)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Zombies%20Horror/zombie_pinup.jpg)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Zombies%20Horror/neverendstm0.gif)



Meaning???

I didn't boost anybody elses' threads, I suppose.............

(Am I beginning to sound like a Board Nanny on my own thread?  I just gotta be too lame, now. And I'm a sorry sort...)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on June 14, 2009, 06:28:31 PM
I didn't boost anybody elses' threads, I suppose.............

don't let it worry you......ya not the only one around here Wink Tello

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 14, 2009, 06:33:06 PM
(Am I beginning to sound like a Board Nanny on my own thread?  I just gotta be too lame, now. And I'm a sorry sort...)

Nah, we luvs ya Tello!!!  Zombies 'n all!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 14, 2009, 06:36:49 PM
I didn't boost anybody elses' threads, I suppose.............

don't let it worry you......ya not the only one around here Wink Tello



OK fine. I'm going for a walk.....

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Zombies%20Horror/zombie.gif)

(Thx FD!)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: imperfect on June 14, 2009, 06:37:17 PM
Paranoid?


More Junk...!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 14, 2009, 06:48:36 PM
Paranoid?


More Junk...!!

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/the5dc67896d.jpg)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Thread%20Stuff/thStewie-1-2-1.jpg)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Thread%20Stuff/stupidthread.png)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Thread%20Stuff/Stupit_11.jpg)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Thread%20Stuff/poundingheadonpc.gif)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Thread%20Stuff/poof.jpg)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Thread%20Stuff/zero.jpg)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Thread%20Stuff/4pmfvvd.jpg)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Thread%20Stuff/Needs-More-Pussy_less_sausage.jpg)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Thread%20Stuff/ThreadClosed.gif)

Had enuff?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: imperfect on June 14, 2009, 06:53:34 PM
nope....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: RiffRaff on June 14, 2009, 06:55:39 PM
I haven't ODed on Tello yet..............bring it on !!!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 14, 2009, 06:56:52 PM
Definitely not... dead.  Zombish, but not dead  8)

Yeah bring it on!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on June 14, 2009, 06:57:41 PM
oh no looks like the thread has run into a few snags !!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 14, 2009, 07:01:00 PM
I think that was less snags Smee and more little kittens.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: imperfect on June 14, 2009, 07:04:06 PM
More Junk???
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 14, 2009, 07:04:28 PM
This just in: Meatloaf has yet again spammed the Tello eMail inbox.

Let's look inside:



 Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well,
they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.


The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.
 
The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.
 
The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom,
'I think I am going to have a little broom!'

'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.

Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to
hurt!!!!!

 'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'


(Sounds to me like she's......been .....sweeping around!!!)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 14, 2009, 07:06:55 PM
Impy you look positively devilish...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 14, 2009, 07:07:22 PM
Meaty-mail #2:

A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy
lunchtime.
They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with
pager.
After waiting patiently for a few minutes, the little boy said loudly,
"Wow, she's fat!"
The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy's ear to be quiet.
A few more minutes passed by and the little boy stretched his arms out as
far as they would go and announced; "I'll bet her bum is this wide!"
The fat woman turned around and glared at the little boy.
The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet.
After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the queue.
Just then her pager began to emit a "beep, beep, beep."
The little boy yelled out, "Run for your life, she's reversing."
 
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 14, 2009, 07:08:47 PM
LOL @ Tello
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: imperfect on June 14, 2009, 07:11:18 PM
(http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss232/edgabrit/free-sad-smileys-430.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 14, 2009, 07:12:24 PM
This is from Montello's own "Big Diane" :

I LOVE THIS ONE... ROBERT IS 61 AND I WILL BE 58 IN JULY.
AND I AGREE WITH THIS ONE...ROFLMAO

 

Drafting Guys over 60----this is funny & obviously

Written by a Former Soldier-


 
 

New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60!
 

I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 35.

For starters: Researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds.  Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.


Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. 'My back hurts!  I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry' We are impatient and maybe letting us kill some anatomical conundrum that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a while.

An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get  up before 10 a.m. Old guys always get up early to pee so what the hell. Besides, like I said, 'I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may as well be up killing some fanatical S-of-a-B.... 

If captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser.


 
Boot camp would be easier for old guys.  We're used to getting screamed and yelled at and we're used to soft food. We've also developed an appreciation for guns. We've been using them for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the screaming and yelling.


They could lighten up on the obstacle course however. I've been in combat and didn't see a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any pushups after completing basic training.

Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too. I've never seen anyone outrun a bullet.

An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still learning to shave, to start up a conversation with a pretty girl.  He still hasn't figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back of his head.

These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm's way. 

Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten coward terrorists. The last thing an enemy would want to see is a couple of million pissed off old farts with attitudes and automatic weapons who know that their best years are already behind them.

***How about recruiting Women over 50 ....with PMS!!! You think Men have attitudes!!! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my God!!!

If nothing else, put them on border patrol....we will have it secured the first night!




Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: imperfect on June 14, 2009, 07:14:23 PM
 :D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 14, 2009, 07:20:11 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/ODD%20Stuff/Guess-Who-Am-I.jpg)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Ron%20Tello%20pix/Tello-Geezer2.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *barny* on June 14, 2009, 07:20:21 PM
Hey Ron,

Back there ^^^^ you mentioned meeting ten guys who were better than you.. Musicians...

I got that one figured out... you're not a musician... You're a drummer...








Sorry Ron,  Couldn't resist

 :wine:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 14, 2009, 07:25:30 PM
Oh, barny wants to play hardball.

Now yer gonna get it!

  DrumJokes.com
 The finest drummer jokes on the planet. All at http://www.drumjokes.com/ (http://www.drumjokes.com/)
 Hey, it's all in good fun!

 • How do you tell if the stage is level?
    The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.

 • How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
 The knocking speeds up.

 • What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
 "Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?

 • What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?
 Homeless.

 • How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
 He doesn't know when to come in


 • What do Ginger Baker and black coffee have in common?
 They both suck without Cream.

 • How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
 Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better
 Neil Peart coulda done it.

 • How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
 None, they have a machine to do that now.

 • Why didn't the little drummer boy get into heaven?
 Because he woke the baby for Christ's sake!

 • What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
 Gifted.

 • What do you call a Drummer in a Volkswagen?
 Farfromthinken.

 • What does a drummer use for contraception?
 His personality.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on June 14, 2009, 07:29:26 PM
some of them arent too bad ... I give ya the drum !
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: imperfect on June 14, 2009, 07:31:00 PM
(http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss232/edgabrit/cats_sleeping_positions3.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 14, 2009, 07:33:12 PM
some of them arent too bad ... I give ya the drum !

I'll take it!

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/IMG_0643.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on June 14, 2009, 07:39:32 PM
Imp your pussy looks tired and shagged out !
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: imperfect on June 14, 2009, 07:42:04 PM
(http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss232/edgabrit/respect-050.gif)

might be!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 14, 2009, 07:44:44 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Thread%20Stuff/thexclaim7.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: imperfect on June 14, 2009, 07:51:16 PM
(http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss232/edgabrit/respect-050.gif)



Come on...stop moanin and get on with it, will ya!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *CountessA* on June 14, 2009, 08:02:52 PM
Tello, you have official authority to add the head of your-thread-hijackers to your drumkit. Surely you could always do with another hi hat?

(But don't hurt them. Just a nice little tap, then let them go.)

More drummer humour:

                         A drummer walked into a library and had no trouble articulating what he wanted. "Hi! I'll have a burger, fries and a large coke!"

The librarian replied with widened eyes and a taken-aback expression, "Sshhhh... now don't be silly! Don't you know where you are? This is a library!"

The drummer looked around him and beheld the stacks of books, the study desks, the students and patrons looking at him in scandalised horror and amusement, and blushed. He leaned forward and answered in the softest whisper he could manage, "Sorry about that... I'll have a burger, fries and a large coke."
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on June 14, 2009, 08:08:16 PM
Well burger me !!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: imperfect on June 14, 2009, 08:14:39 PM
Gently?

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 14, 2009, 08:40:16 PM
Tello, you have official authority to add the head of your-thread-hijackers to your drumkit. Surely you could always do with another hi hat?

That's a bit much, so I won't. Thx for the generous offer.

Ya know what? Ya'll have high expectations of me, I can see this is true.

I would suggest that ya lower them, so that way none of yez will be dissappointed.

My Photobucket darn near burned down my Mac.

Time out is called.

word
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 14, 2009, 10:42:18 PM
I'm bizzy....

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/fetch.jpg)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/l_9cb97901afab05da12fa5f436a47244d.jpg)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Montello%20pics/l_0c4e4a25e585460cb8d4dbfb4f4fc03d.jpg)

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 14, 2009, 10:56:44 PM
Curse Word on Roof Spotted from Space

http://counterthetoothprick.yuku.com/topic/6111/t/Curse-Word-on-Roof-Spotted-from-Space-C-P.html (http://counterthetoothprick.yuku.com/topic/6111/t/Curse-Word-on-Roof-Spotted-from-Space-C-P.html)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: meatloaf20040 on June 15, 2009, 08:47:52 AM
comes in waving to Ron ???

Hope your doing ok
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: imperfect on June 15, 2009, 08:53:06 AM
(http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss232/edgabrit/muhahaha-0021.gif)

Kids are so creative.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: meatloaf20040 on June 16, 2009, 10:23:14 AM
What did you do to Ron ?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 16, 2009, 10:43:25 AM
Yeah, what happened to me?

I didn't feel anything.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: meatloaf20040 on June 16, 2009, 11:08:23 AM
Hey you ??
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 16, 2009, 11:41:22 AM
Unlock the Mysteries of Life!!!

I can't find my keys.

Got a bolt cutter?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: meatloaf20040 on June 16, 2009, 01:42:17 PM
Nar sorry went  back to bed and got under the covers though
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on June 16, 2009, 02:01:47 PM
Hi meatloaf....are you in America? or Australia?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 16, 2009, 02:07:54 PM
Hi meatloaf....are you in America? or Australia?

Straight from the oven !...boom boom !

(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/eastwood.jpg?t=1245125235)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on June 16, 2009, 02:15:33 PM
Hi Yib...is that a pistol in your pocket, or are ya just pleased to see me....hehehehe....No seriously, don't go off half cocked......

You're really firing today aren't ya?

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: meatloaf20040 on June 16, 2009, 02:17:21 PM
Im an Aussie why ?

I know Ron from [ ] though
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 16, 2009, 02:21:46 PM

Yo cupie !! gotts to be quick !...must come from being on Tello's thread !.. it's contagious !!

Look out Bustin through !
(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/s_e0778a11806c47843e21bef14765e822.gif?t=1245125919)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on June 16, 2009, 02:42:16 PM
No particular reason loafy....just thought you might be from the US as well
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: meatloaf20040 on June 16, 2009, 04:13:04 PM
No an Aussie and can you please not call me Loafy  thanks
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *CountessA* on June 16, 2009, 05:29:14 PM
Meatloaf - do you prefer to be called Gina, or meatloaf? (It can be confusing with online nicknames and avatars and preferences.)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on June 16, 2009, 05:37:43 PM
what about Meaty ??? is that ok ??
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: meatloaf20040 on June 16, 2009, 05:51:32 PM
I get called Meaty or Gina

People that dont know me I get my full user name

I have never been called Loafy and I dont like it
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: imperfect on June 16, 2009, 05:55:27 PM
 ;D

Any more Tello Files??
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: RiffRaff on June 16, 2009, 07:20:09 PM
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll298/filthy_010/footinmouth-1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on June 16, 2009, 07:42:26 PM
thats it for me then !!

(http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt336/smeeagain61/sticky-1.gif)

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *CountessA* on June 16, 2009, 09:48:47 PM
That's probably it for most of us, Smee.

Now I feel self-conscious addressing meatloaf20040 as anything other than meatloaf20040...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 17, 2009, 04:30:12 PM
Another day.

Another dildoe in the wire.

Anon, personal email: EXHIBIT A


HI ya,just wanted to contact you to say, good on you for sorting those jerks out on ozrt. please be carefull though because they will attack you and Tellomon too, they are talking about you both in a hidden forum. The Countessa & Cupie want you, tellomon, imp & RiffRaff gone...you can believe me or not, but it's true, they suck big time and have done it to others. please tell Tellomon, I really like you guys and hate to see the crap they write about you all. take care


My reply; EXHIBIT #2:

That's special....

Duly noted.

I'll vanish starting now.

K?

-RT


People are the same, no matter where you go.
----> The smaller yer town...the less crap there is.

It's crap, but LESS of it!!!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Centuries on June 17, 2009, 04:44:03 PM
The dreaded "Hidden Forum" syndrome. They have a positive phobia about things hidden.Sigh!


Wonder if they will offer vanishing cream next time, tello?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: RiffRaff on June 17, 2009, 04:47:45 PM
Well isn't that interesting. I knew about me...........but.....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: imperfect on June 17, 2009, 04:52:35 PM
(http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss232/edgabrit/sillies/pic15.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *wheels* on June 17, 2009, 04:53:46 PM

'they' will attack us and 'they' want us all gone! :o :o

 ;D  I agree Centuries, Forum Envy and Hidden Board Phobia!

(http://i498.photobucket.com/albums/rr342/wheels2spin/PhobiaKnowAbout.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *CountessA* on June 17, 2009, 04:55:55 PM
Darn, Tello, our secret plot to crunch you to powder and hide you in a sack full of breadcrumbs is uncovered!

Apparently this is our plan... I'm not sure why, but I'm sure there MUST be a reason. Anonymous emailers couldn't possibly be telling silly vindictive porkies, could they?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Centuries on June 17, 2009, 06:27:09 PM
Porkies countessa? Noooo!


We all know you sign your life away and have to read 16 pages and sign them to become a member here, give all our personal details and....and....and....and.....




:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on June 17, 2009, 06:39:53 PM
(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/**cupie**/marathon-man-olivier_l.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Ubbie Max* on June 17, 2009, 07:25:22 PM
G'day Cupie. Marathon Man, great movie!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on June 17, 2009, 07:34:24 PM
Hi ubb...yep..one of my favourites.

But conspiracy theory seems more fitting...LMAO

(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/**cupie**/36_12_6.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Centuries on June 17, 2009, 09:58:09 PM
Marathon Man! Shudder! It is a great movie, but I cannot sit and watch those scenes.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *CountessA* on June 17, 2009, 10:05:50 PM
Centuries, that film is probably the reason why a great many dentists are not welcome at parties.

"Hi, come on in! So - what do you do?"

"I'm a dentist."

"Oh my God. Oh my God. Out out out out!"
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 17, 2009, 11:21:32 PM
aaaaaaahhhhhh !!! Tello Reply #339.....the plot's out !!...dang I just bought this mincer to get rid of the evidence of Tello / Imp / Riff Raff /

and anyone else we can get our hands on !!.....was gunna put these guy's in pet food and sell it on Ebay !!!


(http://www.made-in-china.com/image/2f0j00FtETYsQhIaKCM/Hand-Operated-Meat-Mincer-C-8-.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Centuries on June 17, 2009, 11:55:57 PM
Mincer??           :o :o :o


 :chair:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Centuries on June 18, 2009, 12:02:42 AM
Countessa, I told a dentist, whom I detested, that he should feel honoured to be featured in Marathon Man.    :evil:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 18, 2009, 01:49:21 AM
the plot's out !!...dang I just bought this mincer to get rid of the evidence of Tello / Imp / Riff Raff /

Popularity is not pretty....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on June 18, 2009, 07:24:30 AM
Countessa, I told a dentist, whom I detested, that he should feel honoured to be featured in Marathon Man.    :evil:

But who could forget this dental recruitment classic.....

When I was young and just a bad little kid,
My momma noticed funny things I did.
Like shootin' puppies with a BB-Gun.
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done,
I'd find a pussy-cat and bash in it's head.
That's when my momma said...
(What did she say?)

She said my boy I think someday
You'll find a way
To make your natural tendencies pay...

You'll be a dentist.
You have a talent for causing things pain!
Son, be a dentist.
People will pay you to be inhumane!

You're temperament's wrong for the priesthood,
And teaching would suit you still less.
Son, be a dentist.
You'll be a success.

'Here he is folks, the leader of the plaque.'
'Watch him suck up that gas. Oh My God!'
'He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good.'
'Who wants their teeth done by the Marqui DeSade?'

'Oh, that hurts! Wait! I'm not numb!'
'Eh, Shut Up! Open Wide! Here I Come!'

I am your dentist.
And I enjoy the career that I picked.
I am your dentist.
And I get off on the pain I inflict!

I thrill when I drill a bicuspid.
It's swell, though they tell me I'm mal-adjusted.
And though it may cause my patients distress.
Somewhere...Somewhere in heaven above me...
I know...I know that my momma's proud of me.

'Oh, Momma...'

'Cause I'm a dentist...
And a success!


'Say ahh...'
'Say AHhhh...'
'Say AAARRRHHHH!!!'
'Now Spit!


(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/**cupie**/little-shop-of-horrors2.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Bellagina on June 18, 2009, 01:16:33 PM
Ahhhh... Little Shop Of Horrors! It was a cult movie in our house when the kids were teenagers.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Bellagina on June 18, 2009, 01:18:26 PM
oh and by the way.... I feel MOST unloved *sniff*

No-one wants to mince me, or ban me, or do any of those other nasteeeeee things *sniff*

:filenails: :blah:

:pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *CountessA* on June 18, 2009, 01:43:36 PM
*innocently hides the mincer behind her* Yes...

You might be interested in knowing that we're going to be selling Mystery Mince Pies very soon. No one could possibly guess what the mystery meat in the pies will be. No one, I tell you. No one!

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 18, 2009, 01:58:26 PM
oh and by the way.... I feel MOST unloved *sniff*

No-one wants to mince me, or ban me, or do any of those other nasteeeeee things *sniff*

:filenails: :blah:

:pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:

Well Bell, I certainly don't want to ban you or mince you (sorry), but I do love you.  Does that help?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Centuries on June 18, 2009, 04:13:07 PM
Mince Mutineers Unite!






Unless there is sauce supplied  ;D


 
:dogrun:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Bellagina on June 18, 2009, 10:16:23 PM
oh and by the way.... I feel MOST unloved *sniff*

No-one wants to mince me, or ban me, or do any of those other nasteeeeee things *sniff*

:filenails: :blah:

:pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:

Well Bell, I certainly don't want to ban you or mince you (sorry), but I do love you.  Does that help?

Awwww fanks for that Fluffy!

At least someone cares, just a bit  :) :wine: :love:
:wcat:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Centuries on June 18, 2009, 11:29:18 PM
Group hug (((( Group))))
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 19, 2009, 12:04:40 AM
Group hug!!! Yipee!!!!   :kisshug:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on June 19, 2009, 12:05:12 AM
I'm here let me in
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Centuries on June 19, 2009, 12:13:12 AM
Group hug with smee included (((((( extended group))))) ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on June 19, 2009, 12:18:19 AM
Group hug with smee included (((((( extended group))))) ;D

Thanks centuries
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 19, 2009, 12:20:29 AM
Hi Smee!! *moves over*
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on June 19, 2009, 12:27:53 AM
thanks Fluffy wrap your little wings around us
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Centuries on June 19, 2009, 12:32:41 AM
Just bring some extra feathers fluffee. They may be needed  ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 19, 2009, 12:35:59 AM
Well I am definately in need of some feathers at the moment Centuries.   ;D

Do you think I look cold?  The group hug will help with that.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Centuries on June 19, 2009, 12:44:11 AM
I do think you must be a tiny bit chilly. We will hug you warm  :yess:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 19, 2009, 12:13:37 PM
Tello dude, just visited your web site man, well I gotta say it's....different..... I love one of your quote's...

"What's the difference between ebay and the Titanic?.. Titanic had a Band."

 Thats gold !!...it cracked me up!... LOL ...there's some life changing stuff in there man !!.....

I would restrict access to protect the innocent ....I can't see outta one eye and deaf in one ear now!!....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 19, 2009, 04:47:04 PM
Hey Yib!

You think that's a riot: you outta see the stack of spam-porn posts on the forums everyday!!!

It's my job to go all "Moderator" on the site & delete them all.

I really should make that important phone call.....

If my site changes yer life, it better be good...cuz homey don't play that "Bad Report" game....

THX, "dude"!

 :beer:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 19, 2009, 04:56:15 PM
Ron .... I gotta go back into your site when I have more time... I recon I can unlock the mistery of life with the information buried in the bowels of that Cess pool !.... LOL.... seriously Ron ...er....I could have sworn I saw a decomposing body in one of the pic's !.... If I don't post here anymore... I didn't make it out alive ok guy's?....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 19, 2009, 04:59:05 PM
In the world of "Resident Evil", you are at risk of becoming infected.

28 Days Later, too.

Good Night, and Good Luck!










C):-{= <" now that sheet is flooging funny!!!" <<
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 19, 2009, 05:10:27 PM
Check out this board: Over 1500 views on this thread. More than all others on page one. (Except that "Book of Days" jive...)

Can I win a prize now????
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Centuries on June 19, 2009, 05:34:47 PM
  ;D There you are tello --->        :beer: :cake: :party:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Liisa-Sx on June 19, 2009, 05:43:02 PM
Here you go Tello, one for the Collection. ;D



(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/22/27663597_ebe42fd32d.jpg?v=0)

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on June 19, 2009, 06:02:46 PM
Hey good to see Tello has been back today , I knew a song about him once you may remember it , it went something like this............
Come Mr Tellomon Tello me banana , daylight come and I want to go home .. dayo daaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyo daylight come and I want to go home
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 20, 2009, 01:15:53 PM
Here you go Tello, one for the Collection. ;D



(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/22/27663597_ebe42fd32d.jpg?v=0)



Sweet!

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Smileys/download-8.gif)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Smileys/1095.gif)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Smileys/drumrollsmiley.gif)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Smileys/Beer_mug_2.gif)

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 20, 2009, 01:17:05 PM
Tello what time is it where you are?...is it the same time all over Nevada...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 20, 2009, 01:19:52 PM
Nevada Coast Time.

(PST)

The time boarder is at Wendover, at the Nv./Utah State Line.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *Yibida* on June 20, 2009, 01:31:03 PM
Nevada Coast Time.

(PST)

The time boarder is at Wendover, at the Nv./Utah State Line.

That jive don't don't mean much to me bro... it's 1.30 pm here in Melbourne Australia... what is it over there..am?..pm?...pms?...LOL
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 20, 2009, 01:33:34 PM
Currently 8:32 PM, Friday Night, June 19.

I understand it's always tomorrow in Oz....true?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *Yibida* on June 20, 2009, 01:43:13 PM
Currently 8:32 PM, Friday Night, June 19.

I understand it's always tomorrow in Oz....true?

Saturday afternoon here Tello, yep were 1 day ahead, let me know if you want the horse racing results so you can put on a winning bet for yesterday......
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 20, 2009, 01:46:48 PM
Dear members,

My apologies for the 16-hour glitch which affected all sites hosted on this particular server, including the OzRoundTable.

The problem was due to firewall and hardware issues. Everything has been repaired by the host server techs, and the server is running with a new chassis.

I would say "Thank you for your patience", but you might not have been patient. I have visions of some of you shaking your fists into the air and kicking your computer towers. But no - surely you would have spent the time in contemplation and perhaps even a prayerful retreat to a cave, thinking about your navels, about duckponds and about the classical Greek conception of the universe as moving in spheres...

At any rate, I'm sorry for the inconvenience, and welcome back.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 20, 2009, 01:57:47 PM
I'm glad the site was down. I had a wonderful opportunity to hob-nob with visiting hordes of marauding Bikers in town.

May be an upcoming video soon!

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/photoShoot2034.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *CountessA* on June 20, 2009, 02:15:16 PM
Marauding bikers? It could be the plot for a new film: Underdrummers - The Marauding.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 20, 2009, 02:25:41 PM
Write the script!

I'm working on a new Zombie flick.

Night of The Living Tello.

Could be a Double Feature DVD!!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *Yibida* on June 20, 2009, 06:01:33 PM
Write the script!

I'm working on a new Zombie flick.

Night of The Living Tello.

Could be a Double Feature DVD!!!

Should be a best seller Tello...here are some extra's looking for work you can use...
(http://img17.myimg.de/ZombiesZombiesZombies8b981.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 20, 2009, 08:52:40 PM

I'll help ya with ya movie with some inspiration dude...Maybe do a classic?.....

(http://www.impawards.com/1945/posters/zombies_on_broadway.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 20, 2009, 08:53:44 PM

Maybe go contemporary?


(http://iconsoffright.com/news/americanzombie.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 20, 2009, 08:54:35 PM

Or this one?


(http://www.best-horror-movies.com/images/day-of-the-dead-movie-cover-small.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 20, 2009, 08:55:36 PM

What about si fi ?
(http://spacemeat.com.au/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/28weekslaterposter.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 20, 2009, 08:56:37 PM
What about the white America zombie theme?

(http://www.best-horror-movies.com/images/white-zombie-movie-poster.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 20, 2009, 08:57:37 PM

I see your gunna get all fussy on me eh?

(http://sites.dehumanizer.com/realultimatezombies/zombie02.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 20, 2009, 08:59:01 PM

Man your a hard dude to please!


(http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/ZombietheBook/zombiebookcover.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 20, 2009, 09:00:09 PM

Ok OK how's the cartoon theme grab ya?


(http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm66/stephanieandjoe/Movies/ScoobyDooZombieIsland.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 20, 2009, 09:01:16 PM

I see I'm gunna be here awhile till you get some inspiration !

(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g119/jettachck/halo.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 20, 2009, 09:02:16 PM

I got no idea but it could be adapted?


(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e92/royallyspooky/movies/tokyozombie1dn.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 20, 2009, 09:03:29 PM

We could infringe copyright and call it "Tello of the dead?"

(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b42/pixie_vampire/Zombie%20movies/B0006A9FKA.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 20, 2009, 09:05:00 PM

We could go B grade dude?..I recon it's underrated...

(http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll55/DoomMantia/Movies/100_0134.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 20, 2009, 09:06:29 PM

If ya don't have enough money how about a mini TV series?


(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b42/pixie_vampire/Zombie%20movies/28DaysLaterMovie.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 20, 2009, 09:07:11 PM

Ron Sunday?

(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b241/Lynndalynn/movies%20tv%20music/cdrobzombiepastpresentfuture.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 20, 2009, 09:08:28 PM

The Tello Diarie's

(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w307/anonymousrex31/Favorite%20Movies/ZombieDiaries.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 20, 2009, 09:09:47 PM

The Tello Testicles?...will leave ya hanging !

(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w307/anonymousrex31/Favorite%20Movies/ZombieChrinicles.jpg)

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 20, 2009, 09:10:51 PM

We can grab the motocross fans !!

(http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii1/timonthy_album/Movies/51YR0PoXa6L_SL500_AA240_.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 20, 2009, 09:11:55 PM

One of yer kin wants a part in yer movie


(http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg317/Bethstar47/Music%20and%20Movies/RobZombie.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 20, 2009, 09:14:40 PM

This one won last years award for best knockers on a zombie..


(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b42/pixie_vampire/Zombie%20movies/returnlivingdead2.jpg)

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 20, 2009, 09:15:27 PM

I gotta go strangle the snake...be back soon bro.....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 20, 2009, 09:20:30 PM

Ok I'm back...my back teeth are floating...LOL..let's continue..
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 20, 2009, 09:21:49 PM

The freddy Kruger look?

(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b42/pixie_vampire/Zombie%20movies/dead.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 20, 2009, 09:23:14 PM
Looks like an add for constipation medication but what the hell

(http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa37/RobOZ_2007/MOVIES/lab8f63b3325daee9a6688agf8.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 20, 2009, 09:25:17 PM

OOp's sorry...... how did this get in here from my private collection?


I got this thing for plumpers...kind a like ridin a scooter..lots a fun to ride but dont want ya mates seeing you on one..

(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/bbw3.gif?t=1245497043)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 20, 2009, 09:26:31 PM

These dude's been hassling me for stunt men role's

(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/8a040651.gif?t=1245497141)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 20, 2009, 09:31:22 PM

Well I'm givin it a break...I'll come back when I can think of more to give ya..... ??? love ya man!...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Centuries on June 20, 2009, 09:33:58 PM
Hi Yibida ;D




Er-------------??? :roflmao:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 20, 2009, 09:45:36 PM

Hi Centuries, helping Tello out with the zombie movie he's working on.....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on June 20, 2009, 09:50:59 PM
What about "The dreaded curse of St Blah Blah"
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 20, 2009, 10:11:49 PM
I takes me hat off to ya Tello...you got a fine web site!....

(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/hamlet.gif?t=1245499990)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 21, 2009, 06:05:15 AM
Thx!

New item: Go eBay yourself!

WORST EBAY WEEK EVER!!
Jun 20, 2009 10:45 AM

This past week was my worst in 11 years on ebay,in fact I did better on my other site which ain't saying much. Are we seeing the end of internet sales with the constant raise in prices on ebay,post office fees,etc??

---------------

B&M's are improving, if our business is any indication. We've seen retail days recently that we haven't seen in years.
We're doing sales in a day that would have been a week's total a few years ago.
Surprisingly, much of this business is coming from other folks, out of our area that have also become fed up with eBay.
The "eBay sucks" attitude is running ahead by a 9 to 1 margin.

Good job JD. Pretty soon, the word eBay will be used as an insult, as in "go eBay yourself".


http://forums.ebay.com/db1/topic/The-Soapbox/Worst-Ebay-Week/510109270 (http://forums.ebay.com/db1/topic/The-Soapbox/Worst-Ebay-Week/510109270)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Liisa-Sx on June 21, 2009, 06:08:13 AM
(http://twoandhalfcents.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/zombie_cat.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 21, 2009, 06:18:12 AM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Zombies%20Horror/ZombieKitty.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 21, 2009, 06:19:36 AM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Zombies%20Horror/Zombies-part_one.gif)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Zombies%20Horror/zombies-21.jpg)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Zombies%20Horror/zombie.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Liisa-Sx on June 21, 2009, 06:28:14 AM
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/82/283893807_8330d5eb3e.jpg?v=0)

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 21, 2009, 06:31:22 AM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Zombies%20Horror/Mumy11.jpg)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Zombies%20Horror/2vvt1sn.jpg)

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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Liisa-Sx on June 21, 2009, 06:33:22 AM
(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh183/vicky_fxz/LOL%20cats/lolcats_scared01.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 21, 2009, 06:35:13 AM
Liisa-Sx
Knights of the RT
Knight of the RT
*****

   
   
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Good one!

The fix is better!!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Liisa-Sx on June 21, 2009, 06:36:47 AM
lol it's 6.30 am!

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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 21, 2009, 06:42:27 AM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Zombies%20Horror/2z7lirn.gif)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Zombies%20Horror/download-20.jpg)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Zombies%20Horror/download-29.gif)

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Liisa-Sx on June 21, 2009, 06:45:21 AM
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-happy-vampire-cat.jpg)


(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/flirtaciosblonde/killyoucat.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 21, 2009, 06:51:18 AM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Zombies%20Horror/87907401.jpg)


(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Zombies%20Horror/f9f87c07.jpg)


(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Zombies%20Horror/30.jpg)


BONUS PIC:

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Zombies%20Horror/thscary-6.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Liisa-Sx on June 21, 2009, 06:58:37 AM
That bonus pic does amazing things for vertigo  YIKES lol

(http://christophercummings.com/images/misc/lolcatUrban.jpg)


Time for sleep!!


(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/funny-pictures-vampire-cat-is-trapped-by-sunlight.jpg)


Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 21, 2009, 07:01:08 AM
Cheers!

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/scream-5.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: imperfect on June 21, 2009, 08:59:52 AM
(http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss232/edgabrit/disturbing-394.gif)

(http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss232/edgabrit/sillies/aaaahhhhhkv9.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 21, 2009, 09:04:42 AM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Drums%20-Small%20Black/Drums%20-%20BIGGEST/IMG_0189.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *barny* on June 21, 2009, 10:04:37 AM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Drums%20-Small%20Black/Drums%20-%20BIGGEST/IMG_0189.jpg)

Is you In der sumware Ron ???

 :wine:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 21, 2009, 10:45:33 AM

Is you In der sumware Ron ???


Yes...behind the camera!

More pix in the Gallery at http://www.rontello.com/ (http://www.rontello.com/)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 21, 2009, 01:24:25 PM
More Bash-eBay board action:

http://www.jigup.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=9 (http://www.jigup.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=9)

http://fsbfeatures.blogs.fsb.cnn.com/2008/03/06/ebays-new-in-house-blogger-sounds-off/ (http://fsbfeatures.blogs.fsb.cnn.com/2008/03/06/ebays-new-in-house-blogger-sounds-off/)

http://www.oztion.com.au/Community/topic.aspx?t=music&tid=117841 (http://www.oztion.com.au/Community/topic.aspx?t=music&tid=117841)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *CountessA* on June 21, 2009, 04:17:59 PM
Are you certain it's not bash-eardrums...?

How loud does it actually become when you're going full throttle at those snares and hi hats and so on?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 21, 2009, 05:11:07 PM
How loud?

(Please report this to the Media)

True story; yer not gonna believe this. It's one of several of Montello's real-time insane shuck & jive sideshow news items.

My "Kit" sits in my Studio, 20 feet away from the front door. That's situated no more than 50 yards from the center of the 2 railroad tracks that made T-town famous.

It is the bizziest railroad in North America.


A railroad worker, stationed in town, lives in a "railroad trailer", situated less than 20 feet from the tracks.

The worker's ol' lady, Sara, lives there too.


SHE CALLS THE COPS ON ME -- AND THEY SHOW UP TO SHUT ME DOWN


That's past events, including the time I was cuffed & released on my property, so it hasn't happened since 10 months or something.

So yeah. My shite is loud.

And Sara is a Demon and must be ignored.

Nobody else has EVER complained.

Go fish.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 21, 2009, 05:47:46 PM
http://www.saludacymbals.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=1205&p=12474#p12474 (http://www.saludacymbals.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=1205&p=12474#p12474)



XxAngelwingsxX wrote:

the infamous rontello returns.....


Rontello wrote:

......from "Oz"!

http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=595.0

_________________
Get off my stage!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 21, 2009, 07:53:00 PM
You find the darnedest stuff on Craigslist:

Wanted: Loser.

that's right... you... the guy without any direction to your life. no dreams, no goals. probably just lost your best girl 'cause you couldn't keep a job. i'm hoping to find a drunk, who knows where all the good parties are. or be able to throw your own, with a coupla friends, lots of 420 and a video game. don't alphabetize your dvd's but own them. lots of them. and a super-comfy couch for me to chillax while you're makin' dinner. (yes, ramen noodles are dinner) Be irresponsible and reckless. forgetful's probably good too. no expectations. i'm a loser like you.



I wonder how many replies came in on this one?



http://counterthetoothprick.yuku.com/topic/4997/t/The-New-Improved-What-We-d-Say-On-The-Box-Thread.html?page=189 (http://counterthetoothprick.yuku.com/topic/4997/t/The-New-Improved-What-We-d-Say-On-The-Box-Thread.html?page=189)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 21, 2009, 09:11:40 PM
Tello I'm curious?....what do all the population of Montello do for a crust?... there are no crops from what I see on google earth... no cattle that I can see... no dope field's.... no touristy thing's... just wide open space's... and if you do get cashed up where do you buy life's necessity's ?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on June 21, 2009, 09:38:00 PM
no dope field's

Hydroponics Yib ! hydroponics .... google earth cant look in their wardrobes !
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 21, 2009, 09:43:02 PM
no dope field's

Hydroponics Yib ! hydroponics .... google earth cant look in their wardrobes !

May be so smee but I didn't see any dam's as such?.... and I assume they are on tank water....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on June 21, 2009, 09:48:16 PM
here we go I have just zoomed in .....
(http://i520.photobucket.com/albums/w327/cds_please/Hydroponics/Hydroponics1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 21, 2009, 09:57:52 PM

Why didn't I think of that !....

(http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/images/msn/our-favourite/joint.gif)



Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 22, 2009, 04:48:05 AM
Tello I'm curious?....what do all the population of Montello do for a crust?... Depends on who ya ask.

there are no crops from what I see on google earth... Pan to the 2 o'clock position: alfalfa fields! http://wikimapia.org/#lat=41.3006367&lon=-114.12117&z=12&l=0&m=a&v=2 (http://wikimapia.org/#lat=41.3006367&lon=-114.12117&z=12&l=0&m=a&v=2)

no cattle that I can see... Winecup-Gamble Ranch

no dope field's....heh-heh. Yeah, right....

no touristy thing's... 2 saloons, 2 parks and a cemetary. + my place!

just wide open space's...Yeah, I own some of that too!

and if you do get cashed up where do you buy life's necessity's ? Wendover, Elko, Salt Lake City; Twin Falls, Idaho. And online!


Tank water is correct, located in the 11 o'clock position on the Google map.

C):-{= <" jeez you guys are nosy. I can make bank giving you tours here! "<<
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 22, 2009, 10:02:20 AM
Hi Ron, thanks for the insight into your home turf... yeh us Aussies are a nosy lot...
I was interested in your life style because I couldn't fathom how such a talented guy ended up in such a remote place...[ read azzhole of nowhere..LOL ]-[Running from the law was my first impression]  but your remoteness hasn't seemed to have impacted on your famousness, thanks to the amazing internet.. Speaking of internet are you on dial up? ADSL? Or satellite? [Being nosy again] pity there is such a time difference between our countries
I seem to be online when your not or catch you for short periods...

Catch ya later Pilgrim !

(http://lonestartimes.com/images/2007/05/theduke.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 22, 2009, 11:12:51 AM
By the way.... noticed

replies    views
450        1836

Us aussies are a nosy bunch !   
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 22, 2009, 11:38:17 AM
Us aussies are a nosy bunch !   

Let me know when I can make a buck off of it.

I need the money!!!

Cheers, ya Limeys!

 ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *Yibida* on June 22, 2009, 12:38:58 PM
Us aussies are a nosy bunch !   

Let me know when I can make a buck off of it.

I need the money!!!

Cheers, ya Limeys!

 ;D


Well Tello ...what have you got to offer thats only in your area?... gem stones / petrified dinosaur bones/ bits of alien craft that crashed lying around / indian artifacts / surley there must  be something you can offer not available anywhere else ?.....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 22, 2009, 12:58:44 PM

Well Tello ...what have you got to offer thats only in your area?... gem stones / petrified dinosaur bones/ bits of alien craft that crashed lying around / indian artifacts / surley there must  be something you can offer not available anywhere else ?.....


Everything has its 'cut-off point'.

You have arrived.

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Skulls/TopHatSkeleton.gif)








(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Thread%20Stuff/dumbthread.jpg)







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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 22, 2009, 01:06:28 PM
Ok then.... I'll just go back to conversation about senseless crap that no one give a hoot about.... hows the weather?....what recipes do you have?... is this ok?... come on man lightenup...LOLOLOL
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 22, 2009, 01:26:54 PM
hows the weather?

Glad you asked.

Did you ever seen the movie "The Day After Tomorrow"??

For those fine folks lurking here, I must say: you know those 2 scenes with the humongus hail-storms in Tokyo and Malibu?

Yeah, them.

Today, shortly after 2 PM,.....we got that here...in 1/16 scale.

Fukkinn frozen rocketballs {1/2" diameter} slamming down on roofs, chicken coops and glass windshields, windows and lawn furniture at 66+ MPH for the first 15 minnits of this Whammer-Jammer (latest) Storm....and, what? This shouldda been on the internet?

Do this: Go to my website; click the Weather link and report back to us here.

And kindly inform Al Gore that he really dropped the ball on this one...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *CountessA* on June 22, 2009, 03:03:02 PM
Possible new field of study - tellometry.

Has the earth some strange cracks in its surface? Are there hidden lines of cosmic significance under its innocent crust? Are there geometric interconnections between all things? Could it be caused by the oneness of all drum-beats? Is it possible that cymbology produces mysterious connections between the commonplace and the hidden?

Or it is all just a bad pun?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 22, 2009, 07:15:43 PM
C):-{= <" over-active imagination at minimum... "<<
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 22, 2009, 07:36:13 PM
Shared info:

http://www.last.fm/music/Bo+Diddley/Signifying+Blues/Signifying+Blues (http://www.last.fm/music/Bo+Diddley/Signifying+Blues/Signifying+Blues)

It's all good. It's just that the mainstream which suppressed the Negroes is what makes me wanna comment some more....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *CountessA* on June 22, 2009, 08:46:00 PM
For one moment, I thought you were referring to "Bo" Dudley (Dudley Moore) and his hilarious and completely innocent (absolutely innocent) song "Mama's got a brand new bag".

Link to that on Youtube is here (http://"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsOsH58XKtY"). The "explanation" is guffaw-worthy.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 22, 2009, 10:05:48 PM
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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 23, 2009, 05:37:13 PM
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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 23, 2009, 06:41:45 PM
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I took over and nobody stopped me. The illusion of security has long been dismissed in my world....How stiupd is that?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 23, 2009, 07:08:07 PM

Where's the leash....?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *wheels* on June 23, 2009, 07:30:14 PM

(http://i498.photobucket.com/albums/rr342/wheels2spin/happybunny2.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 23, 2009, 07:40:17 PM
(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/j0283688.gif?t=1245800290)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on June 23, 2009, 07:46:10 PM
ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAg-CyE4qnA&feature=related
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 23, 2009, 07:49:04 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/South%20Park/thcartman1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 23, 2009, 07:52:41 PM

(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/poof.jpg?t=1245800466)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *wheels* on June 23, 2009, 07:58:35 PM
There was this guy in a mental hospital.

All day long he had his ear to the wall, listening. The doctor would watch this guy do this day after day.

The doctor finally decided to see what the guy was listening to, so he put his ear up to the wall and listened.

He heard nothing. He turned to the mental patient and said, "I don't hear anything."

The mental patient said, "Yeah, I know. It's been like that for months!"

 :crazy:  :crazy:  :crazy:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *wheels* on June 23, 2009, 08:01:26 PM
 :hijack:


 :bounce:  :bounce:  :bounce:  :bounce:  :bounce:

A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27.

She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him No, the room is empty.

"Good," says the man. "That means I must have really escaped."
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 23, 2009, 08:04:42 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/IMG_0062.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *wheels* on June 23, 2009, 08:08:17 PM
Tello Junior?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 23, 2009, 08:11:13 PM
Tello Junior?


Hashed from the Left Telloisticle....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *CountessA* on June 23, 2009, 11:29:21 PM
I'm lost in the strangeness of Telloland... Somehow, somewhere, there must be a signpost. Please! A signpost!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 24, 2009, 11:08:45 AM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/DSC01147.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 24, 2009, 03:27:49 PM
Edited - Word Filter abuse removed by Tello / assistant to the president of the united states
Edited - Word Filter abuse removed by Tello / assistant to the president of the united states
Edited - Word Filter abuse removed by Tello / assistant to the president of the united states
Edited - Word Filter abuse removed by Tello / assistant to the president of the united states
Edited - Word Filter abuse removed by Tello / assistant to the president of the united states
Edited - Word Filter abuse removed by Tello / assistant to the president of the united states
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 24, 2009, 04:08:11 PM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067927/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067927/)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1028528/
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: imperfect on June 25, 2009, 07:39:47 AM
Amazing!!

Keep on keepin on!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *CountessA* on June 25, 2009, 11:45:19 AM
All right - I have to confess something.

I don't like Tarantino's movies. I haven't liked any of them. I don't like the lack of a continuous and resolving plot; I don't like "pastiche" films.

But the film in the first link, the Vanishing Point, sounds rather intriguing. I wouldn't mind watching that. The idea of Kowalski gradually being "uncovered" (re his past, his personality, who and what he is) could work in a fascinating way... *goes to hunt for the DVD*
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 25, 2009, 06:16:03 PM
*goes to hunt for the DVD*

feed my demonic fantasies, will ya?

PS: no one knows that, in fact, genious lurks here. F* the world cuz it's f*ing me!!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 27, 2009, 12:22:10 AM


Kin of your's Tello?


(http://s691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_monkeydrummertse7.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: imperfect on June 27, 2009, 07:12:46 AM
(http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss232/edgabrit/wtf.jpg)
(http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss232/edgabrit/VCA4KSAT5CAYB4HK9CABCV7YECA140R6NCA.jpg) Look like anyone you know?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 27, 2009, 07:23:43 AM
Oh, puh-leeeze.......
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: imperfect on June 27, 2009, 07:37:13 AM
(http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss232/edgabrit/fuck_you.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 27, 2009, 05:47:32 PM
Hey! Fluff you grasshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/fingercat.gif)

C):-{= "< This is where pussy comes to shuuvie..... "<<
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *CountessA* on June 27, 2009, 05:52:35 PM
I am assuming that is an ANGRY CAT trying to INDICATE that it's about to turn right.

Yes?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on June 27, 2009, 05:56:07 PM
All right - I have to confess something.

I don't like Tarantino's movies. I haven't liked any of them. I don't like the lack of a continuous and resolving plot; I don't like "pastiche" films.

But the film in the first link, the Vanishing Point, sounds rather intriguing. I wouldn't mind watching that. The idea of Kowalski gradually being "uncovered" (re his past, his personality, who and what he is) could work in a fascinating way... *goes to hunt for the DVD*

Are you kidding me countess?  Dusk to Dawn was a veritable classic....lmao.

Hey Countess...it's kitty road rage...just imagine the 'Escape from Melbourne CBD' at 5pm precisely...bit like 'Escape from New York'  Kurt Russell?  another favourite actor....very funny that guy.  Remember Big Trouble in Little China???  wewy funny ferra !!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 27, 2009, 06:10:47 PM
pls don't play me, tess...not now.

Obama is coming & I'm cleaning my guns.

word, until further notice...

G00gle: Socialism/USA/2009/its aB*tch
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 27, 2009, 07:16:30 PM
I'm gonna start bumping threads that don't exist on this board.

Any challengers?

According to all reasonable reports here....I can walk on water and drowned in Stardom.

I'd rather not....and just walk in The Light.

Hoot!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Roo on June 27, 2009, 07:28:52 PM
Tello...just take my word for it...Aussies are pretty good at accepting and loving those that are bit 'out there'.

But cross the line in what is considered appropriate...and I will personally make sure you get knackered! ;)

I DO lu ya though....I even have a very soft spot for you.... :love:

You remind me of a guy I once dated...he was known as Kanga...but his real name was Bruce...lol

Nice guy though....and I will always have a soft spot for him..
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 27, 2009, 07:34:12 PM
I'm onnered.

And yer making me hot...lol....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: Roo on June 27, 2009, 07:40:51 PM
I'm onnered.

And yer making me hot...lol....

**Sigh...I do have that effect on some guys..lol
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 27, 2009, 07:45:03 PM
**Sigh...I do have that effect on some guys..lol

Don't break yer arm patting yerself on the back!!!

(lol...)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *CountessA* on June 27, 2009, 07:46:08 PM
I can vouch for Roo being an absolutely terrific person. She was at one of my concerts - lovely lady, lovely smile.

Tello, Tello, Tello, go ahead and bump those non-existent threads. I'm timing you... *takes out a huge egg-timer*

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *CountessA* on June 27, 2009, 07:48:51 PM
Cupie, I can't help it! Tarantino is like runny egg-yolk to me. I keep trying to turn it into sunny-side-up and all that happens is that it's scrambled...

For the same reason, I hated the film "Love Actually".

I love the bizarre, though, when it's a constructed story with an end towards which the story is driven. Have you seen "Pan's Labyrinth"? What a memorable and stunning film. I was unable to turn away; its grotesque and fairytale-like imagery remains with me, as does that powerful end scene...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 27, 2009, 07:49:09 PM
Tello, Tello, Tello, go ahead and bump those non-existent threads. I'm timing you... *takes out a huge egg-timer

I don't work well under pressure.

Heck! I don't work AT ALL!!

I was goofin' on that bogus bump thang.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *CountessA* on June 27, 2009, 07:55:21 PM
You've ruined my night. Ruined it utterly. I wanted to see threads spawned from the nothingness of the abyss of that which is not, and now it's not going to happen.

I'll bet you steal babies from candy, too. *disgruntled sob* RUINED! Ruined my night...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 27, 2009, 08:06:52 PM
You've ruined my night. Ruined it utterly.

Yer right! And what ever became of those presumed promised Love Letters between Meatloaf and me?

Ha!

Gain some depth to yer existence. It serves to cushion the blow of disappointment...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 27, 2009, 08:08:44 PM

I'll bet you steal babies from candy, too.


Well at least I don't sit on the TV and watch the sofa!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *CountessA* on June 27, 2009, 08:10:12 PM
I would gain some depth... but I was turned down for the job of digging sinkholes. (The nerve of them. They said I was unsuitable just because I said I refused to wear the workboots and would insist on wearing stilettos.) I have had to remain a highly superficial being.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Roo on June 27, 2009, 08:12:43 PM
Tello...take my hint...

The countess is gorgeous! I pale into the woodwork when I'm standing next to her.

But if you ever get down here to our fair Isle...I would make sure I got you a semi-private meeting with her...kinda like a bouncer I am! :pmsl:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 27, 2009, 08:21:32 PM
I pale into the woodwork when I'm standing next to her.

What's wrong with you?

Are you a Redheaded stepchild?

Say it's not so.

And regarding tess: I don't wanna get in trouble....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 27, 2009, 08:22:52 PM
The countess is gorgeous!

Does she cook on the first date????
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: **cupie** on June 27, 2009, 08:31:24 PM
Cupie, I can't help it! Tarantino is like runny egg-yolk to me. I keep trying to turn it into sunny-side-up and all that happens is that it's scrambled...

For the same reason, I hated the film "Love Actually".

I love the bizarre, though, when it's a constructed story with an end towards which the story is driven. Have you seen "Pan's Labyrinth"? What a memorable and stunning film. I was unable to turn away; its grotesque and fairytale-like imagery remains with me, as does that powerful end scene...

Oh, but I agree....he was killed by a vampire in dusk to dawn....I told you..it's a classic...lmao.

I don't appreciate his humour but many regard him highly....I'm undecided.....as I said, he died in Dusk to Dawn and that was fine...George Clooney made it out alive...and that was the main thing...hehehe.  

Oh and Cheech Marin also made an appearance.....I have to like that guy...I'm a sixties/seventies kid.   Soft Spot for that humour...lol....

"hey will you look at the size of that thing? we'll never fit it on the album cover"  clearly even back then...size mattered...anyway, I digress...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 27, 2009, 08:34:18 PM
George Clooney made it out alive.

Yeah right. He volunteered as fish food in The Perfect Storm.

*sigh*
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Roo on June 27, 2009, 08:40:53 PM
Hmmm..George Clooney....

Yup.....nice..... :D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: **cupie** on June 27, 2009, 08:44:58 PM
George Clooney made it out alive.

Yeah right. He volunteered as fish food in The Perfect Storm.

*sigh*

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Yep...when you're screwed...you're just screwed...lol

blame those murderous script writers...sheesh...killing George Clooney?  somebody has to pay
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 27, 2009, 08:49:20 PM
No Depp fans here, eh?

Fine.

Guys: move over.....I have Ali Larter in the Parlour. And she's ripe for the talk-about.

And Mary Elizabeth Winstead in my Gallery. Now THAT'S a looker!!!!

Woot!

C):-{= <" aw bullcrap tello! everybody knows yer hot as hell for a.j. cook!!! "<<
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 27, 2009, 08:50:48 PM
somebody has to pay

I blame the lousy ice machine!!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on June 27, 2009, 08:53:39 PM
Johnny Depp is great....Pirates of the Caribbean was a favourite...so yes, there are Johnny Depp fans...but George is OK too.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 27, 2009, 08:58:10 PM
Depp as Hunter S. Thompson in "Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas" or "Edward Scissorhands?

"Secret Window" sucks, but Turturro was OK.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Roo on June 27, 2009, 09:11:36 PM
Ahhh....Depp has had some interesting roles...and I do believe he is spunkier as a pirate rather than a freak with pointy, sharp fingers..lol

Anyways..George Clooney is a God...LOL

Any guy that would prefer to put the well being of a pot belly pig before his female equivalents..well...the guy has guts!
 :pmsl:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 27, 2009, 09:14:36 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Thread%20Stuff/Ohsnap-oldman.gif)



(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Drums%20-Small%20Black/Drums%20-%20BIGGEST/livepreview-Postcard.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *CountessA* on June 27, 2009, 09:45:45 PM
Secret Window was appalling. A film that relies on its ending being a surprise should not give away that ending half-way through the film - no, earlier than that.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 27, 2009, 10:16:58 PM
Yeah huh.....!

New pix:

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/ODD%20Stuff/badneighborBush.jpg)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/ODD%20Stuff/neverGetToWork.jpg)

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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 28, 2009, 12:47:10 AM

Nuff said...

(http://s691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_bodysurfingsf6.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *CountessA* on June 28, 2009, 12:49:49 AM
That road sign would have me singing a top C of frustration.

And if I worked in the sushi place, I'd have to speak very slowly... "Hello, su-shi... and... sea-food... buffet, phew, can I help you?"
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 28, 2009, 01:04:47 AM
                                                                            Lets Jam !!

(http://s691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_046c268d.gif)(http://s691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_monkeydrummertse7.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *CountessA* on June 28, 2009, 01:16:01 AM
And it's dejá-vù again...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on June 28, 2009, 10:39:18 AM
dejá-vù ..... GREAT song Countess - John Fogarty of Creedence fame!

Just for Tello's benefit..... went to a Beatles..... Beatnix concert last night! Talk about a great night!

John Lennon Lives!!  :yess:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on June 28, 2009, 10:44:42 AM
Hi r3830...years ago, I went to a stage play called 'Looking through a Glass Onion'......It was John Waters doing John Lennon's biography on stage - just him, no other actors....a fantastic production and the guy can sing....Not sure if it went to Melbourne, but it was a hit in Sydney.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on June 28, 2009, 10:52:16 AM
Good morning Cupie!

I do remember that production.... didn't see it, but at that time didn't have a thirteen year-old girl who thinks that the Beatles - and in particular, John Lennon, are gods!  :peace:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on June 28, 2009, 10:59:38 AM
Well I can tell you it was a fantastic production, and John Waters sounded just like Lennon...he even took on the accent....I was really impressed by this bloke.

I also Saw Julian Clary .....just after the Rex Mossop thumping issue...lol...now that was a very very funny show....he had a huge picture of Rex Mossop on stage with pink lipstick and throughout the show he paid out on poor old Rexy as only Julian Clary could...lol...very funny...had the audience cracking up.....Sticky Moments, I've had quite a few.....lol.  

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 28, 2009, 11:00:36 AM
The Beatles were Paul McCartney's Backup Band.

 :D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on June 28, 2009, 11:04:39 AM
 :rofl:  I'm sure that's the story he tells.......But my favourite Beatle has to be George Harrison - All Things Must Pass, was a classic.  
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on June 28, 2009, 11:11:17 AM
Cupie, the fellow who played George in the band last night was absolutely brilliant.... even sang some of George's songs.

Tello.... Have you seen McCartney's US tour? Was great.... found the DV a week ago. The only thing that may have improved the show last night would have been if Ringo pinched your drum kit for the gig.  ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on June 28, 2009, 11:15:22 AM
Look out r3830  I hear tell that Ringo's drum style wasn't exactly stunning but then, I wouldn't know as much as a drummer about these things.  He's definitely no John Bonham or Keith Moon but then they're dead, so I guess they're out of the running...lol

I heard that Bonhams son is now playing drums with Led Zeppelin or soon will be...that would be good to see.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on June 28, 2009, 12:35:05 PM
(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g164/puto_pics/LedZeppelin-JohnBonham.jpg)

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on June 28, 2009, 12:43:44 PM
(http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f189/jimbojett123/keith-moon.jpg)


Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on June 28, 2009, 01:55:03 PM
(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c274/spookyDOOM72/albert2.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 28, 2009, 03:55:56 PM
Ringo pinched your drum kit for the gig.

Nothing doin'!

Just cuz he's still alive doesn't give him carte blanche to flog with my gear....


(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Drums%20-Small%20Black/Drums%20-%20BIGGEST/livepreview-Postcard.jpg)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Drums%20-Small%20Black/Drums%20-%20BIGGEST/IMG_0187.jpg)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Drums%20-Small%20Black/Drums%20-%20BIGGEST/IMG_1006.jpg)

_________________________________________

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/download-5.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on June 28, 2009, 04:42:01 PM
Tello, Mate.... Crikey are your drums 24 channel.... or what????
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 28, 2009, 04:56:31 PM
Or what.


Terrance and Phillip don't amuse you?

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/IMG_0905.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on June 28, 2009, 05:04:09 PM
Mate.... that looks like a pretty bonza pub you're camped in. How much do they sting you for a schooner over there?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 28, 2009, 05:21:05 PM
Mate.... that looks like a pretty bonza pub you're camped in. How much do they sting you for a schooner over there?

Good question, there!

Stuipd answer from here:

I dunno, something under $4 US per pitcher, I suppose....

Me personally, along with a colorful cast of thousands in town, prefer to run a monthly tab.

Life runs smoothly with all of it don'tcha know?

Next Question?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on June 28, 2009, 05:42:15 PM
do ya drink Bud or Duff
and dont tell me duff aint a real beer .... Homer told me it is !
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 28, 2009, 05:46:33 PM
Look out r3830  He's definitely no John Bonham or Keith Moon but then they're dead, so I guess they're out of the running...lol

All "The Greats" are gone.

And I can't get a gig.

Life really sucks now.

I like this topic more all the time!

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on June 28, 2009, 06:10:33 PM
Is Ginger Baker Dead too?

Who killed him?


Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on June 28, 2009, 06:12:05 PM
Tello, A lot of the greats have gone..... but YOU'RE STILL HERE. Just think about it - how good is that! :wine:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Poddy on June 28, 2009, 06:19:12 PM
Tello. dont tell me that Carl Palmer is on his last legs, I would be devestated
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 28, 2009, 06:29:39 PM
You guys crack me up. And make my town tumble down.....

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/ShowLetter-15.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Poddy on June 28, 2009, 06:43:13 PM
THERE YA GO !!!!!!

A whole site, dedicated just for your amusement.

Can life be any better than that? :)

P. S. I added some color to keep you happy too
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on June 28, 2009, 06:49:22 PM
Luv the piccy but......

What the......... Did you have an amp off the base drum????

You want color....... we'll give ya color
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 28, 2009, 08:19:58 PM

Look to the left ...look to the right... look to the left again... and some squat sucking cockroach will still get ya !

(http://s691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_300-1.gif)

How's it hanging Tello !
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 28, 2009, 08:35:24 PM

Don't look now Tello !


(http://s691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_shit_fan.jpg)

Told ya not to look !
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 28, 2009, 10:13:45 PM

Run fer ya lives !.... the Tackleberry brothers have hit the hooch agin an cruizing Montello lookin fer single hefer's !

(http://s691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_54o6hhv.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on June 29, 2009, 09:36:42 AM
Luv ya work Yib!!!!  ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 29, 2009, 08:38:30 PM
So clue me in: who is yer frolicking friend there?

It ain't Borat!!!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on June 29, 2009, 09:32:27 PM
Tello, I was thinking about you today. Found a little Aussie ditty that you might enjoy. Make sure the missus isn't around ....  or kids.....when you crank this link up.  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxmUKVrT0iI
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on June 29, 2009, 09:41:09 PM
Tello, I was thinking about you today. Found a little Aussie ditty that you might enjoy. Make sure the missus isn't around ....  or kids.....when you crank this link up.  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxmUKVrT0iI
Tello If you like that there are many more by the same artist a very clever man from Western Australia he has beenaround since the early 80's and has some fantstic material just google Kevin Bloody Wilson there are some rippers! I used to go regularly to sunday sessions he played at and a great bloke to have a few "frothies with"
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on June 29, 2009, 10:06:58 PM
Envy you smee.  :green: I've followed Kev since his first album..... way back then. He's coming here to NSW next month. Can't wait!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on June 29, 2009, 10:11:50 PM
Envy you smee.  :green: I've followed Kev since his first album..... way back then. He's coming here to NSW next month. Can't wait!

should be a good night ... you cant get too much of Kev
do you remeber "the festival of Life" ???
operator 42
living next door to alan
That @#$#$%$ cats back  etc
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on June 29, 2009, 10:16:49 PM
I remember all of those....Still use the Festival of Light for particular visitors.  ;D

Loved Born Again Pisstank in particular...... right through to the new material. Just saw that Kev has a new album. Should be available on the night I hope! Ah.... The Kid, The Vicar.... talk about great memories!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on June 29, 2009, 10:23:26 PM
yes the list goes on

"hey santa clause" is an every christmas day must play !
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on June 29, 2009, 10:32:45 PM
Add to that - Roo Dog and Santa Was Stoned....

Goodness smee.... Tello's been away for a while.... do you think he's discovered Kev?

Montello won't be the same again.....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 29, 2009, 10:41:52 PM
Tello must be thinking what the crap are these people talking about !...LOL

(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_1195799003325.jpg) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/1195799003325.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on June 29, 2009, 10:46:23 PM
How are you Yib! Seems that Tello comes here and shares his culture with us...... isn't it therefore good manners that we reciprocate? Should go well on Tello's website!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on June 29, 2009, 10:50:46 PM
Kev has toured the states so Tello may already know of his talent
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 29, 2009, 11:04:09 PM
Kev has toured the states so Tello may already know of his talent


I think Tello's in another league ! [ or planet ] .... two completely different entities... as chalk and cheese !...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 29, 2009, 11:40:24 PM
Eh Tello!... two more drummer's movin in on yer turf !!! your being invaded man !!!

(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_300-2.gif) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/300-2.gif)
(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_300-2.gif) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/300-2.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 30, 2009, 12:22:41 AM
Seriously dude.. yer a real threat to that "The Book of Days"... 2520 lurkers to 2693....somthin's gotta give....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on June 30, 2009, 08:55:24 AM
Hi r3830, Yib and Smee...that link wasn't about shoving a certain 'blippin' phone up one's......??????

I like Santa Claus too....Hey santa...where's me 'blippin' bike.

I think Kevin has been gaff taped around the mouth by Political correctness these days...wouldn't want to have a laugh at the ridiculous...it may offend the sensitive...and even worse....people might figure out there's something more to life than working for the man.

They're breeding the 20th century X generation out of the system so the Y generation can continue to be brainwashed by the "technology is god - don't leave home without it" "Hell don't leave home at all"...... marketing push.....The matrix awaits...lol
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on June 30, 2009, 09:20:17 AM
Cupie  :choc: Always good to see you!

I actually thought long and hard about posting the link for Tello, in that the same link is accessible to all who choose to snap on it. That's why it came with a warning for partners and kids. But then again, Youtube put it out there for all to see.

Probably the most refreshing thing about KBW is..... Political Correctness doesn't exist!! He addresses it in the song, in full colour. Tello did say that he wanted colour!

Sold 3.5 million albums..... singer / songwriter / performer, of local and international significance. Not a bad effort for an ex-sparkie from Kalgoorlie is it!



Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on June 30, 2009, 10:08:11 AM
Ah R3830 - Never fear,  if it's published on the web, sold that many albums, and a whole generation enjoyed it without taking offense? then I reckon those of us who don't take offense at reality...should be able to enjoy it in the 21st century too.....These PC types will have to wait until we're all dead and gone and then they can re-write the lyrics to you can stick your mobile phone, back into your pocket...or something equally 'Demolition Man" inspired?..where the only music left is advertising jingles.  lmao.

Remember Demolition Man?  He kept asking about the seashells and I still don't get that...anyway......every few seconds he was issued with a profanity violation......lmao.    

Anyway, who didn't want to tel 013 to stick their phone where the sun don't shine?  Or was it 1100....??  

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 30, 2009, 03:00:01 PM
Tello did say that he wanted colour!

Bullshirt!!!!!

Not so!
I said "You Boneheads are not posting in color...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go back & re-read, knuckelhead!!!!

I'll start the savage rumours about me....

...NOT YOU!!!

Agreed?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 30, 2009, 03:27:35 PM


Tello you need a crash course in Aussinisim... enrol now for the up coming simester..
positions filling quickly..
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on June 30, 2009, 03:36:21 PM
I said "You Boneheads are not posting in color...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


And I said I'd give ya color...... dumb butt! Deeeerrrr was the link in black & white?

I'll start the savage rumours about me....

...NOT YOU!!!

Agreed?

In a word...... DILLIGAF ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 30, 2009, 03:37:11 PM


Tello you need a crash course in Aussinisim... enrol now for the up coming simester..
positions filling quickly..

Spell Check is your friend!

**hint**


 ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 30, 2009, 03:40:36 PM
In a word...... DILLIGAF

That is SOooo...biker, I suppose!

For the mortals in the gallery, DILLIGAF  is code/anacronym for:

Does It Look Like I Give a Flogg?

Too funny.

Very HARD CORE.

word
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on June 30, 2009, 03:43:22 PM


2580 and climbing......lurkers unite..
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on June 30, 2009, 04:16:56 PM
Tello,

You enjoyed the song? Hope it bought a smile to your face.  ;D

We were just about to send a search party out to find you! Yib was on standby to launch!!!

Spell Check is your friend!

It Is! Did you notice how the American spellchecker translates? Over here - remembers a 'u' now and again.

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 30, 2009, 04:59:54 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/fightem3.gif)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/zombies.gif)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/pnld_lg2.gif)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/rob-zombie-photo-t-shirt.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on June 30, 2009, 07:18:07 PM


2580 and climbing......lurkers unite..

Can I win a prize, a cheezburger or a turd for competing in this action, man?

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/271.gif)(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/ShowLetter-9.jpg)(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/thMrHankey.jpg)

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 01, 2009, 10:27:06 AM
(http://i983.photobucket.com/albums/ae320/r3830/120px-.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 01, 2009, 02:10:36 PM
(http://i983.photobucket.com/albums/ae320/r3830/120px-.jpg)

Classic!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 01, 2009, 02:16:28 PM
Good God man you've stooped to this level?....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 02, 2009, 10:38:44 AM
(http://i983.photobucket.com/albums/ae320/r3830/catsmellssomething.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *CountessA* on July 02, 2009, 12:29:10 PM
 :3stooges:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 02, 2009, 01:29:01 PM
Thankyou Countess! Hard to believe that the last stooge died back in 1975. Seems like a month ago.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 02, 2009, 06:58:01 PM
Montello Floods, July 1, 2009.

Very unseasonal.

I had to yell at people to keep the waters from rising.

Worthy of FEMA assistance???

Al Gore is nowhere to be found.

Maybe it all started in the late morning when the sheriff popped me for riding my minibike on the state hiway...and in possession of a loaded firearm. (I always wear my finest Holster when I step-out-and-into 'Proper Society'.....)

The spot where I got shook down, (and soon after released from ) is the road where all the Highland Flash-Flood waters came down and spilled into Main Street and upto my my Front Door's Threshhold...

No links--no pics now.....This is "wet off the Press" scoop, cuz nobody really cares but there is substancial Readership here.......

Trust me on this.

Hairball is Hairball.
Wet or Dry.
Hail or Flames.
We have that, yeah!

Whew, that was a close one......but I'm still convinced about surely filing complaints with Elko County, woo-hoo!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Roo on July 02, 2009, 07:41:20 PM
Crikey Tello!   :o   Flood Alert!

Stick a couple of these under the door.....

(http://i659.photobucket.com/albums/uu311/cjdavid1/ShortSqueeze.jpg)

If that don't work....try one of these.... :D

(http://i587.photobucket.com/albums/ss314/TTT_Savethemole/Food/Desserts%20and%20Snacks/SpottedDickSpongePudding.gif)

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 02, 2009, 07:43:28 PM
Worthy of FEMA assistance???

Read about that after Katrina...... doubtful

Maybe it all started in the late morning when the sheriff popped me for riding my minibike on the state hiway...and in possession of a loaded firearm. (I always wear my finest Holster when I step-out-and-into 'Proper Society'.....)

What happened to the 2nd Amendment?

Tello......... Are you OK over there?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 03, 2009, 01:42:37 PM
What happened to the 2nd Amendment? Cops don't respect our laws. They make up their own as they go along, hoping to transform warm bodies into cash cows, to enrich the coffers of the staus quo.

In Montello particularly: there is no traditional level of law enforement. It's highly selective. They won't prosecute known theives,etc., but they will hassel the locals over a broken taillight or expired tag. (I filed 6 criminal complaints in the past 3 years, and NOTHING has been done about them!!! & I'm out 25,000 US dollars cuzza it!!!! -- BAD COPS; NO DONUTS!!! )

They're all Pussies!!!

Tello......... Are you OK over there?  So far we're good. Another bad storm is coming in now, said to be worse than yesterday, but we had tractor works today in the flood control areas.

It's hairball!  We may not have our 4th of July this year if this "Climate Shift" continues...

THX!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *CountessA* on July 03, 2009, 03:28:47 PM
All indications are that the climate conditions aren't going to improve. Tello, you might want to keep an escape method handy, just in case...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 04, 2009, 05:16:45 PM
LURKERS' "TAG"!!!!!

Book of Days: 2709

Tello Files: I'm 2709.

Check it!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 04, 2009, 05:58:49 PM
George Romero says:

If I fail, they [the film industry] write me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million bucks to fly out to Hollywood and fart.

[On his fourth installment of the "Living Dead" series, Land of the Dead (2005)]: The idea of living with terrorism - I've tried to make it more applicable to the concerns Americans are going through now.

If one horror film hits, everyone says, "Let's go make a horror film!" It's the genre that never dies.

If you have 60 people dress like zombies and you show them something that you like, you get 60 people doing the exact same thing. My opinion of a good zombie walk is to loll your head as if it's a little too heavy and the muscles have begun to atrophy.

I'm like my zombies. I won't stay dead!

My zombie films have been so far apart that I've been able to reflect the socio-political climates of the different decades. I have this conceit that they're a little bit of a chronicle, a cinematic diary of what's going on.

I'll never live long enough to arrive at some sort of peaceful co-existence of some kind. That's probably the only way you could end it on a note of promise, which would mean the zombies would learn how to eat Spam or chicken livers, instead of your liver. But I'll never get to that point.

Yeah, I'm seen by the studios as a genre guy. I've made several non-genre films, but nobody went to see them. I guess I'll never be a member of that club.

I'll never get sick of zombies. I just get sick of producers.

"Just because I'm showing somebody being disemboweled doesn't mean I have to get heavy and put a message round it."

I don't try to answer any questions or preach. My personality and my opinions come through in the satire of the films, but I think of them as a snapshot of the time. I have this device, or conceit, where something happens in the world and I can say, 'Ooo, I'll talk about that, and I can throw zombies in it! And get it made!' You know, it's kind of my ticket to ride.

I guess in my pictures you're either doomed or you've got yourself a hell of a job.

I don't think you need to spend $40 million to be creepy. The best horror films are the ones that are much less endowed.

I always thought of the zombies as being about revolution, one generation consuming the next.



http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001681/bio (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001681/bio)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 04, 2009, 09:09:02 PM
Well Tello, It seems that your computer still works and didn't float out in the tide. How are things over there? Has the threat of flooding passed?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *CountessA* on July 04, 2009, 11:50:51 PM
I have a question about zombies: Do zombies sell on eBay? And if so, could it explain delayed delivery in some cases? (The zombies would clearly use SlowLurchingWalkPost as opposed to Express Post...)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 05, 2009, 12:27:11 AM
(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/funny_cat_pictures_14.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 05, 2009, 08:49:53 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/South%20Park/yougotredonyou.jpg)

Head Count:

Book of Days: 2712

Tello Files: 2763


Eat me!

Just don't mess with my toys...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 05, 2009, 09:09:22 PM
Tello, you know drums..... I don't.

What would you recommend for a new starter at age 13 in the way of a drum set?

Any advice that you would offer?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on July 05, 2009, 09:11:25 PM
Tello, you know drums..... I don't.

What would you recommend for a new starter at age 13 in the way of a drum set?

Any advice that you would offer?

Ummmm ear muffs for the Parents would be a good start !
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 05, 2009, 09:14:48 PM
ONYA SMEE!!! Good to see ya. Already bought the ear muffs, 3 sets..... allows for 2 failures! ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 05, 2009, 09:15:44 PM
Tello, you know drums..... I don't.

What would you recommend for a new starter at age 13 in the way of a drum set?

Any advice that you would offer?

Don't be 13. Watch drummers. Play plastic, steel and titanium buckets to start.

G00gle: Drums; Drummers; Drummers Jokes; http://www.rontello.com (http://www.rontello.com)

What? Is this a counter goof on the goof thread here?  Het!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 05, 2009, 09:25:35 PM
Found some good reading on your site. Thanks for that.




Book of Days: 2798

Tello Files: 2768

WTF?????
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 05, 2009, 10:10:42 PM
Yeah, WTF!!!!!!

Yer mathsux!

Try this: If I don't make a buck on this Tourist Trap pretty bleeding soon, I'm gonna snap, Mate!




or not
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *CountessA* on July 05, 2009, 10:34:12 PM
There are people who don't approve of animal cloning - and it may upset the roes if you start making bucks.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Roo on July 05, 2009, 10:36:44 PM
Awwww  Tello.... :(

Maybe us Aussies could start a David Letterman campaign to get you on his show! :D

You'd have to hire bodyguards for your place once you became famous!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 06, 2009, 02:39:16 PM
Awwww  Tello.... :(

Maybe us Aussies could start a David Letterman campaign to get you on his show! :D

You'd have to hire bodyguards for your place once you became famous!

Please NO! Something other than THAT!

It's better to burn out, than fade away....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 06, 2009, 02:52:17 PM
"It's better to burn out, than fade away...."

Not a chance dude !! days jive 2714 ----Tello's hemorrhoid hysteria 2813
                               days jive 289  ----Tello's hemorrhoid hysteria 601



Your a prisoner of your own device !!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 06, 2009, 04:24:17 PM
"It's better to burn out, than fade away...."

Not a chance dude !! days jive 2714 ----Tello's hemorrhoid hysteria 2813
                               days jive 289  ----Tello's hemorrhoid hysteria 601



Your a prisoner of your own device !!



More info pls......I'm not on your same page, ya bl/oo/dy/  pla/FELAFEL U/lp/p/er/cy!//!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *Yibida* on July 06, 2009, 04:28:17 PM
"It's better to burn out, than fade away...."

Not a chance dude !! days jive 2714 ----Tello's hemorrhoid hysteria 2813
                               days jive 289  ----Tello's hemorrhoid hysteria 601



Your a prisoner of your own device !!



More info pls......I'm not on your same page, ya bl/oo/dy/  pla/FELAFEL U/lp/p/er/cy!//!


What I'm saying ya dork is you have the most popular thread here...twisted and all as it is!!

(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/OMEGA1BANNERhatersandMarvinTheMarti.gif)Announcement: If the pic offends anyone drop me a message and I'll change it...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on July 06, 2009, 04:30:24 PM
 :rofl:  Haven't heard the word DORK for ages....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 06, 2009, 04:30:56 PM
Oh! So NOW I'm a dork.

What was I the day I showed up here?

Serious answers ONLY.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *CountessA* on July 06, 2009, 04:32:13 PM
You were a fascinating, one-off, intriguing, loudly drumming stranger.

Now we know you a little better, and the only thing that's changed is the word "stranger". (But sometimes I still feel as though I haven't a clue what you mean...)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *Yibida* on July 06, 2009, 04:32:24 PM
Oh! So NOW I'm a dork.

What was I the day I showed up here?

Serious answers ONLY.


A Dufus": you have graduated...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 06, 2009, 04:37:13 PM
Pls don't make me hafta recruit Cartman to tell you:

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/South%20Park/thcartman1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *Yibida* on July 06, 2009, 04:40:21 PM
Pls don't make me hafta recruit Cartman to tell you:

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/South%20Park/thcartman1.jpg)


Eh !  Cartman look down !

(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_Marvin_Says_3_by_Dubhghall.jpg) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/Marvin_Says_3_by_Dubhghall.jpg) click image...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 06, 2009, 04:42:28 PM

(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/hans-1.jpg)






(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_1y5pgz.png) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/1y5pgz.png)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 06, 2009, 04:43:24 PM
(But sometimes I still feel as though I haven't a clue what you mean...)

You don't have to be a Blonde to say that.

I understand the "Chick Condition".

Excuse me when I don't accept it.

(So, this is God's Creation, eh? What a butthead God is! Good thing I had defected The Mormons when I did! Heck! We'd ALL be eating stale pudding if I din't inter-veen!!!)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 06, 2009, 04:46:29 PM
Pls don't make me hafta recruit Cartman to tell you:

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/South%20Park/thcartman1.jpg)


Eh !  Cartman look down !

(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_Marvin_Says_3_by_Dubhghall.jpg) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/Marvin_Says_3_by_Dubhghall.jpg) click image...

Oh sure! Really? Guess again, Fourthy!

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/South%20Park/ei4n6u.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 06, 2009, 06:16:26 PM
This just in!

Tello moves while parked. July 4, 2009.

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/July%204%2009/005.jpg)

More to come. or not.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 06, 2009, 07:39:24 PM

we gunna have to tone down this Tello dude !


(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_lolcat-funny-picture-moderator1.jpg) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/lolcat-funny-picture-moderator1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 07, 2009, 09:36:37 AM
we gunna have to tone down this Tello dude !

I'll do it myself!

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/July%204%2009/DSC00078.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 08, 2009, 02:39:04 PM
      
Dirty Mary Crazy Larry RARE DVD OOP Peter Fonda Classic

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Dear milliedogg1,

Hi again! I can't believe that this flick is selling for upwards of $40.00 on ebay.
How is this price justified?
I've been on the prowl for a copy for over 3 months & can't get a decent price.
All I want is to pump-up my collection....
Favor? Burn me an affordable copy?!!
Serious here--thx!
Find my EM addy & see me there!
-RT
rontello.com
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 08, 2009, 05:00:35 PM
Almost 3000.

Are Lurkers people, too?

Suppose they spammed my EM and website....is that love?

I expect nothing.

My standards are low.

So, I'm never dissappointed....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 08, 2009, 07:18:06 PM
Ghost Town Chat Board "BUMP"

What's the point?

--->pointlessness is a virtue, in somebody elses life....<----
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 08, 2009, 08:38:14 PM
When I g00gle myself, I find stuff:

January 26, 2009
Perminate Link for New Version of My eBay - Hit or Miss?   New Version of My eBay - Hit or Miss?
By: Ina Steiner
Mon Jan 26 2009 22:29:19
I received an email today from a seller who said he's experiencing extremely slow load times using the new version of My eBay. 

"I have had literally "hours" added to my work week, simply because the new eBay beta loads so much slower than the old system. I timed it on several occasions this weekend as I was preparing auctions and it generally took 45 SECONDS to reload the My eBay page every time you moved away from it!"

Known issues, according to an eBay moderator (post #12), include the following: "Load time, access to Selling Manager from Active Selling, and sticky sorts are among the top things we're working on now."

You can find threads about the new version on the eBay discussion board devoted to My eBay. Aside from technical glitches, what's the verdict on eBay's rollout of the new version of My eBay? Is it a hit or a miss? And any tips on making the transition smoother?
_______________________

 New Version of My eBay - Hit or Miss?
by: Ron Tello
Thu Feb 19 07:01:48 2009
NOT my eBay, anymore....

I didn't approve of the changes.
They were done without my permission.
This is cyber-Breaking & Entering with malicious intent.

That's a crime!

For the love of Moses: call it what it is: eBay's users' page.

Between that & the latest mangling of the Discussion Boards, there's NOTHING worthy of my participation on the site anymore.

Exception: I get killer deals with blow-out prices on items which sellers are dumping so they can the hell out of e-Dodge.

Cue B.B. King: "The Thrill Is Gone".
____________________________

http://blog.auctionbytes.com/cgi-bin/blog/blog.pl?/pl/2009/1/1233026959.html (http://blog.auctionbytes.com/cgi-bin/blog/blog.pl?/pl/2009/1/1233026959.html)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *CountessA* on July 08, 2009, 09:26:29 PM
Those 45 seconds are actually designed to gift you with a therapeutic moment to say small prayers. "Please, please, make it faster" appears to be the most frequently used prayer at these times. There are others which, sadly, we cannot reproduce it as they are actionable, impossible to perform and as far as we know there is no god whose particular purview it is to strike eBay's Tech team dead with palsy.

So use those 45 seconds to pray in quiet contemplation...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 09, 2009, 11:37:18 AM
Tello....... Where have ya been? Love the piccy of yr bike! How'd you get the knucklehead engine to fit?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *Yibida* on July 09, 2009, 11:43:23 AM
This just in!

Tello moves while parked. July 4, 2009.

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/July%204%2009/005.jpg)

More to come. or not.



Hey Tello...when did you become a pirate?...LOL
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 09, 2009, 11:44:04 AM
Outrage!!!!! On my day off..... and some miserable bastard has killed Utube for maintenance! Can ya believe it!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 09, 2009, 11:44:46 AM
How are you Yib........ Is it just me.... or are Tello's arms on fire???
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 09, 2009, 11:48:37 AM
Hi "r"...looks like his heads on fire also !...LOL
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 09, 2009, 11:52:26 AM
K--RIKEY! I think your right! Hadn't noticed that! Wouldn't you think he'd have noticed..... given the height of his mirror?  ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *CountessA* on July 09, 2009, 11:57:43 AM
Wait a minute... wait - a - minute.

Tello has long green fingernails! It's as clear as a "Run, Dick, run!" story. It's right there, in full colour.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 09, 2009, 11:59:51 AM
I'll start the savage rumours about me....

...NOT YOU!!!

Agreed?


Hey Yib...... I was hangin' five on Google the other day and read this reeeellly interesting rumour about Tello :titanic:...... Do you know the one?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 09, 2009, 12:20:13 PM
I'll start the savage rumours about me....

...NOT YOU!!!

Agreed?


Hey Yib...... I was hangin' five on Google the other day and read this reeeellly interesting rumour about Tello :titanic:...... Do you know the one?


Sounds familiar but can't remember where I read it?.... may have been a reply to me when I stir him up!...LOL
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 09, 2009, 02:32:01 PM
1) I wanna hear the rumour!

2) No dissin' the Scooter.

3) Silk screen flames. Don't be an idiot!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 09, 2009, 03:08:35 PM
..... Read that you may have a special guest appearance coming up......
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 09, 2009, 03:13:32 PM
..... Read that you may have a special guest appearance coming up......


Dave letterman?..... fade into the annals of obscurity?...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 09, 2009, 03:20:36 PM
(http://media.tv20detroit.com/images/jerryspringer_320x240.jpg)








Jerrrrrrry.......Jerrrrrrry.......Jerrrrry
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 09, 2009, 03:27:44 PM
(http://media.tv20detroit.com/images/jerryspringer_320x240.jpg)








Jerrrrrrry.......Jerrrrrrry.......Jerrrrry



Nah can't be..... no trailer trash in Montello... just the Mayor and he don't count...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 09, 2009, 03:29:12 PM
Or could it be.........

(http://crazzzynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/drphil-768777.jpg)

                                                                               
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 09, 2009, 03:32:01 PM
Oh !..Tello is the Mayor!- and the plumber-and the trash man-and the sheriff and the barman-and the local hooker on selected evenings.....yeah he da man !....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 09, 2009, 03:34:05 PM
We using the right bait r3830 ?.... thought he'd come out all gun's blazin by now...we'll just keep trashing his thread till he shows up...LOL
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 09, 2009, 03:34:21 PM
Found just the thing!


(http://www.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:L2cXi3RVgSHMmM::lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/goldmountainmining/tombstone-arizona-sheriff-badge.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 09, 2009, 03:34:50 PM
Me think he come soon Yib!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 09, 2009, 03:35:42 PM
Found just the thing!


(http://www.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:L2cXi3RVgSHMmM::lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/goldmountainmining/tombstone-arizona-sheriff-badge.jpg)

Hahahahah...a five point suppository....LOL
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 09, 2009, 03:41:48 PM
The Tello files..... 2968

End of Days..... $66,862,068 at the box office!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 09, 2009, 03:45:31 PM
Tello... you got Kentucky fried penguins in Montello?.... [ this dont get him out nothin will ]

(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/t237369140_56268_2.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 09, 2009, 06:23:01 PM
We using the right bait r3830 ?.... thought he'd come out all gun's blazin by now...we'll just keep trashing his thread till he shows up...LOL

Yer all asleep when I'm lurking.
And not home when I wanna post.

It's all yer fault! And leave my personal life out of the mix!

 :P

(No penguins..)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 09, 2009, 06:34:32 PM
Yer Back! Whackooooo!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 10, 2009, 12:09:00 PM
(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/friday_dance_aloha.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 10, 2009, 07:29:12 PM
(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/friday_dance_aloha.gif)

SPAM POST!

Calling you on it!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on July 10, 2009, 07:58:49 PM
(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/friday_dance_aloha.gif)

SPAM POST!

Calling you on it!


he he.  What is that saying about pots and black kettles?  he he

Oh Hi Tello!!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 10, 2009, 08:08:06 PM
Hi Duckie!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 10, 2009, 08:37:42 PM
3000+ lurkers on THIS thread.

No comment. No fanfare. No prizes.

Slip me that backstage pass!

--->grin<---
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 12, 2009, 12:50:32 AM


Put another shrimp scorpion on the barbie dude!...

(http://rapturetogo.com/images/scorpion2.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 12, 2009, 01:12:06 AM


Put another shrimp scorpion on the barbie dude!...

(http://rapturetogo.com/images/scorpion2.jpg)

Tastes just like squid!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 12, 2009, 01:15:09 AM
Thought you wer gunna say chicken there for a minute!....LOL
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 12, 2009, 01:20:38 AM
You had yerself a Poultry Moment there, huh?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on July 12, 2009, 01:21:22 AM
You had yerself a Poultry Moment there, huh?

 :rofl:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 12, 2009, 01:24:15 AM
Tello...seriously...do ya see strange things in the sky out there in the middle of nowhere?.... UFO's ?..strange lights?... anything outta the ordinary?... Neveda's famous for it right?...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 12, 2009, 01:24:44 AM
I wanna believe....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 12, 2009, 01:26:28 AM


(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_ser02.jpg) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/ser02.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 12, 2009, 01:29:33 AM
Tello...seriously...do ya see strange things in the sky out there in the middle of nowhere?.... UFO's ?..strange lights?... anything outta the ordinary?... Neveda's famous for it right?...

It's so commonplace that it's not newsworthy.

To the East, in Utah, there's a place the locals call "The place that doesn't exist". Lightshows every night. No big deal.

Say...are you setting me up? Just cuz I'm in Nevada duzzint mean I sell tinfoil hats!

I'm from Los Angeles. Why not bang-out a few Smog Jokes?

Don't make me G00gle Oz Dirt!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 12, 2009, 01:33:27 AM

I'm serious man!..not into that Anal probing stuff...just the real deal...is yer goverment hiding anything out there from you guy's?... I saw a doco on flying saucers the Germans were working on during the war... the USA took all the proto types and info back to the USA....  Google it man it's true...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 12, 2009, 01:35:32 AM
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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 12, 2009, 01:38:01 AM
is yer goverment hiding anything out there from you guy's?...

Yeah...the FELAFELIN TRUTH!!!!!!

Next topic pls.....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 12, 2009, 01:43:44 AM
Heer's some proof!...

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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on July 12, 2009, 01:44:47 AM
is yer goverment hiding anything out there from you guy's?...


yes ours is too about $450b and 1m jobs 

oh yes and sensible leadership they appear to be hiding that too amongst other things
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 12, 2009, 01:46:46 AM
You call that proof?

Anybody can falsify documents.

That's how I got Food Stamps 12 years ago!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 12, 2009, 01:54:15 AM


Food stamps!... dis is national security we talkin man!....


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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 12, 2009, 01:57:17 AM
Boring.

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 12, 2009, 01:57:46 AM
You never heard of this?.... your sitting on a gold mine!...one picture and your in the.... (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/animated-dollar-gold.gif)


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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 12, 2009, 02:03:24 AM
That's it!
I'm outta here.
There's some bodies at the Ranch that need to be re-buried, and I have plenty of shovels.

Find a topic I like, next time.

Hot Rods. Hard Liquor. Cheap Wimmen. Anarchy. Road Kill recipes......
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 12, 2009, 02:05:58 AM
(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/anim063.gif)

For cheap Wimmen..
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 12, 2009, 02:07:38 AM
Hah!...ya wore out ya left mouse button on the my last post eh?...LOL....catch ya later dude...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 12, 2009, 02:11:57 AM
G'day Mates!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on July 12, 2009, 02:53:53 PM
G'day Tello
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: **cupie** on July 12, 2009, 03:00:36 PM
G'day Mates!

Streuth Tello....you've gone Native mate....fair dinkum....stone the bloody crows.....you almost had me fooled....Next thing ya know he'll be wrastlin crocs in the rugged north west and knockin back stubbies.  (getting ready for the trip down under Tello?)

(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/**cupie**/paul_hogan_as_michael_j_crocodil-1.jpg)



Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 12, 2009, 03:22:25 PM
(getting ready for the trip down under Tello?)

Not without a verified address, ya Bloody Buggars!!!!

Get serious on that topic, Mates!

I ain't moving an inch towards doom unless I gets me a roadmap & references........

This should take some time. Do not waste mine & I won't  take hostages of the mind...


C):-{= <" what you say? "<<
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 12, 2009, 03:41:34 PM
Wow! Locking "Daffy's" Thread was a good idea.

It prevents me and all these other hot-headed jokers from spamming it & going another 5000% OFF-TOPIC, as we did.....

I am ashamed to have been apart of that lawlessness.

I apologize, and scold my associates in this matter.

Move along now.

There's more junk to trash ahead...!!!

Just keep yer big fat egos checked-in at the door, ok?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 12, 2009, 03:42:02 PM
To the East, in Utah, there's a place the locals call "The place that doesn't exist". Lightshows every night. No big deal.

Hmmmmmm..... Sounds like a good description of Ebay livehelp! Did they move to Utah? Agree, the lights are on but nobody's home!  ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *CountessA* on July 12, 2009, 03:48:44 PM
Someone once posted a theory that eBay Live Help WERE aliens. I can't remember why this conclusion was reached...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on July 12, 2009, 04:02:48 PM
OK mate...pay attention.....

the address is Lot 506 Kickatinalong Road, Upper Kambucca West.....now if you take a right turn at Wheelabarrowback  and then chuck a left at Dragadogalong......you can't go wrong....keep going till you reach the last stop sign (not far from the Black Stump) and chuck a left.....see ya there cobber !!

I'll be waiting for ya....(Disclaimer:  Parochial Joke Imminent)

Ello me Little Lovelies

(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/**cupie**/Aunt16.jpg)

*spoken in an Aunty Jack gravelly voice*

And if ya's don't behave I'll hafta jump thru ya speakers and rip ya bloody arms off.....and I will too  
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 12, 2009, 08:08:08 PM
Tello !!...wake up man !...by my calculations its morning in Montello... get on the OzRt boards now before we all go ta bed, Its 8.00 pm Sunday night here......you always say we miss each other because of time difference...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on July 12, 2009, 08:12:04 PM
Tello !!...wake up man !...by my calculations its morning in Montello... get on the OzRt boards now before we all go ta bed, Its 8.00 pm Sunday night here......you always say we miss each other because of time difference...

Yibs Tello will be in church now
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 12, 2009, 08:14:21 PM
Hi smee...no church in Montello...Tello saw to that...I heard he ran the parson outta town for square dancing on a round floor!....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 12, 2009, 08:14:45 PM
This thread is now under my control....


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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 12, 2009, 08:15:56 PM
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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 12, 2009, 08:16:26 PM

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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 12, 2009, 08:16:55 PM

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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 12, 2009, 08:17:28 PM



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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 12, 2009, 08:18:08 PM


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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 12, 2009, 08:18:31 PM
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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 12, 2009, 08:19:05 PM


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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 12, 2009, 08:19:37 PM

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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 12, 2009, 08:19:58 PM


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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *CountessA* on July 12, 2009, 08:21:08 PM
The truth comes out.

Tello misses us because he sleeps in.

Read all about it!

Tello prefers pillow!


In a recent controversial report leaked by an unnamed source, it was revealed that Telloman, drummer-and-character-extraordinaire, has been discovered sleeping when he could be on the OzRT.

Friends close to the famous figure admit they are shocked. "I'm just like, totally, like totally shocked," confided Cymba Clang, the notorious prawn star who outraged the fishing community by fishing for prawns while wearing only a fishnet costume.

Legal action has apparently been contemplated, but the Supreme Court has yet to confirm or deny reports that a suit has been filed. They also refuse to confirm or deny reports that Tello owns a suit, or that he files the handlebars on his cute little dinky-bike, on which he smashed all world records for the Tour de France. As reported at the time, it was unfortunate that Tello was not actually competing in the Tour de France, and that in fact he was riding his little bike in Botswana rather than France. As Tello's manager, Mr Notso Figueroutus, said when he commented on the outcry, "It's an easy mistake to make."
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on July 12, 2009, 08:22:33 PM
Oh oh, Yibs on another ramage again.

Hi Yibby!!!   :quack: :welcomedesk:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 12, 2009, 08:26:43 PM
Hi Fluff and Countessa !... Tello was bored with last nights subject of UFO's so I'm giving him something else to chew on!.... thats if he gets outta bed soon.. it's morning over there now... unless  he did another all nighter with his DVD's !!!....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 12, 2009, 08:26:59 PM

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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 12, 2009, 08:27:33 PM


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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 12, 2009, 08:28:05 PM


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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 12, 2009, 08:28:55 PM




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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 12, 2009, 08:29:18 PM


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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 12, 2009, 08:29:36 PM


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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 12, 2009, 08:30:48 PM

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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *CountessA* on July 12, 2009, 08:32:04 PM
Yibida, are you playing with the invisible ink?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 12, 2009, 08:32:40 PM

COME ON MAN i'M RUNNING OUTTA MATERIAL !!! .....GET OUTTA BED DUDE !!! 
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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *Yibida* on July 12, 2009, 08:34:43 PM
Yibida, are you playing with the invisible ink?

invisible ink?... I haven't even got a pen!..LOL.... when is this guy getting up?.... he complains he's on when we've all gone to bed and visa versa...  here's his chance!....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 12, 2009, 08:36:36 PM
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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 12, 2009, 08:38:25 PM

(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_MotorcycleRider.jpg) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/MotorcycleRider.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 12, 2009, 08:39:50 PM


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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 12, 2009, 08:41:21 PM
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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 12, 2009, 08:42:47 PM

WAKE UP !!!!!


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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 12, 2009, 08:44:15 PM

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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 12, 2009, 08:47:35 PM



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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on July 12, 2009, 08:58:24 PM
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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 12, 2009, 10:15:30 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/July%204%2009/005.jpg)

voodin-voodinnnnn
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 12, 2009, 10:33:52 PM

Dis my ride Tello!...

(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_Image008.jpg) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/Image008.jpg) Let's go cruizin one week end !...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 12, 2009, 11:47:13 PM
Hey Yib...... Look! Tello's latest ride!!!!!
(http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-redneck-harley-Glg.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 13, 2009, 12:12:30 AM


Don't encourage him... he's hard enough to control now !!.....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 13, 2009, 12:19:49 AM
Yep you're probably right........ way too conservative!!! How about this one......
(http://rvforsaleguide.com/images/sturgis-rat-bike-picture.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on July 13, 2009, 12:24:23 AM
Hi r2d2 van you imagine hearing a roar behind you , glancing in the rear view mirror and seeing that thing charging up your clacker !
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 13, 2009, 12:26:59 AM
G'day smee..... wouldn't want to be on a push bike..... or a mini bike would ya?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on July 13, 2009, 12:28:26 AM
No you  would shite like a big black alsation it would be rather daunting wouldnt it
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 13, 2009, 12:37:36 AM
 :roflmao: Ya would! and then some!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on July 13, 2009, 12:38:52 AM
Hey R2D2,

All this chatting to Tello is building up your stars nicely.  Look.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 13, 2009, 12:45:44 AM
Fluffy..... I wondered how that happened. Never really posted a lot elsewhere. There's a lot of fun to be had and a lot of good people at OzRT - unlike other places. Feeling pretty flash with ***!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on July 13, 2009, 12:48:01 AM
I think it is because we are all friendly little chatterboxes R2D2.  (Do you mind being called R2D2?)

 ;D :banana: :quack:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 13, 2009, 12:56:44 AM
 :roflmao: Not at all fluffy. It was a suggestion made by another poster on the other place who told me that she wasn't good at spelling r3830!  ;D She suggested that r2d2 was an easier name to remember.  I suggested the change back to her in a later thread. No doubt..... have certainly been called worse than that in the past!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 13, 2009, 01:03:47 AM
unlike other places.

Not naming names, eh?
Real "Insider" action on this one...... ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on July 13, 2009, 01:05:33 AM
G'day Tello.  Did you see the bikes the guys have put up.  What do you think? 
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 13, 2009, 01:07:30 AM
Tello - the 'other place' refers to this place. I choose not to return the compliment.  ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 13, 2009, 01:35:27 AM
Nah..... my last comment doesn't read right. Perhaps an explanation is in order. (it is 1.31am in Sydney ATM)

There are a lot of nice people on the what was the RT thread - (Eb Aus) and in the community spirit area in general. But the crap that takes place over there..... reading about regular posters disappearing on enforced holidays - complaints about the new forum setup - complaints about boredom - complaints about not being able to have fun - criticisms directed at people (as in the one I mentioned who asked about changing my ID) for posting too many threads.....and so on....and so on. Tends to wear you a bit thin!

And then - to come here..... the moderator(s) here are very reasonable people who allow, and encourage people to have fun. They extend an awesome amount of latitude in what is posted.... and even go to the trouble of cleaning up a post if the need arises. You don't read about people being slapped out of existence for exchanging pleasantries...... and the threads don't vanish into oblivion.

The freedom here is in the fact that EB don't control these forums. But, it is also a reality that this particular area of content can be read by non-members. So be it - let the lurkers lurk, and let them also see what fun can be had between people who can have a good time.

Enough said. Time to go and catch up with last nights dream..... and no, that won't be posted here! ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 13, 2009, 02:09:23 AM
G'day Tello.  Did you see the bikes the guys have put up.  What do you think? 

The Lumber Scoot is not a new item--seen it before & it goes against the grain of my refined taste in rides.

Now, that Rat Fink scoot is the Bomb! I'd like to have one, but I dunno how it would be registered: Rat Rod or Street Fink...

--->Kudos to r3830's fabulous post! Well said!!!!!<----
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on July 13, 2009, 10:20:51 AM
--->Kudos to r3830's fabulous post! Well said!!!!!<----

My god R3830...you've actually cracked it.....I can understand every word Tello posted this time..???.  Does that mean we're getting more bent? or is Tello getting more straight.....?

(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/what_i_dont_understandthumb.gif)

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 13, 2009, 10:46:18 AM
Hi Cupie...I think Tello had a "human moment" there for a brief time.... don't expect it happening again anytime soon....LOL
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on July 13, 2009, 10:59:21 AM
Not Human?

but......

If we prick him does he not bleed? If we tickle him does he not laugh? If we poison him does he not die? And if we wrong him shall he not revenge?

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 13, 2009, 11:01:38 AM
Not Human?

but......

If we prick him does he not bleed? If we tickle him does he not laugh? If we poison him does he not die? And if we wrong him shall he not revenge?





No to all the above....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on July 13, 2009, 11:03:38 AM
(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/smiley_69.gif)

Nature hath framed stranger fellows in her time.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 13, 2009, 11:07:56 AM
 :roflmao: .... and if we stir him up.... will he not reciprocate with a well placed bite?

Good morning Cupie and Yib.... always good to see you here! Between the lines..... I think Tello enjoys and appreciates this place and its people just as much as I do!

Yib - you mentioned keeping Tello under control...... goodness no..... would you really want him any other way than he is? ;D Tello getting more straight????? Please - let it not be so!  :o
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 13, 2009, 11:11:35 AM
hmmm...?

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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on July 13, 2009, 11:15:36 AM
Morning 'R'.....you could be right, but whatever he is.....

God made him, and therefore let him pass for a man.

...or...... a muso...I can live with that......

The man that hath no music in himself,
Nor is not moved with concord of sweet sounds, (or horrendously loud percussion)
Is fit for treasons, stratagems, and spoils;
The motions of his spirit are dull as night,
And his affections dark as Erebus.
Let no such man be trusted.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 13, 2009, 11:32:51 AM
(http://www.howtoplaydrums.com/buy-drums/images/drum-sets.jpg)

Something tender to start the morning with!  ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *CountessA* on July 13, 2009, 11:34:24 AM
... and of course I concur. Shakespeare laying down the law when it comes to loving music... it's exactly the sort of thing a Shakespeare-loving opera singer would find perfectly apt.

 :sing: :serenade:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on July 13, 2009, 11:53:31 AM
took ya long enough Tess !!

 :fisherman:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 13, 2009, 11:58:52 AM
Tello doesn't really come across as a conasuir of the fine art's.....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on July 13, 2009, 12:02:00 PM
Maybe not Yib....but Shakespeare might confuse Tello as much as Tello confuses me.....hehehehe.

Only a genius could be that confusing.......lol.....human or not....it's a skill.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *CountessA* on July 13, 2009, 12:03:13 PM
Calumny! Tello probably dines out on lobster and crême brulée while watching The Globe Theatre Company perform Measure for Measure each night!

(Perhaps he didn't quite realise that, no matter how many times the company performs Measure for Measure, it will NOT suddenly turn into a masterclass for drummers...)

Tello, what's your response to this?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 13, 2009, 12:03:33 PM
Kinda a like Amadeus on steroids in the dezert?....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *CountessA* on July 13, 2009, 12:04:09 PM
Yibida, it depends on whether you mean desert - or dessert.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on July 13, 2009, 12:05:35 PM
Kinda a like Amadeus on steroids in the dezert?....

but with a backbeat to die for....lol.......Mozart Rocks
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 13, 2009, 12:06:18 PM
You all realise Tello's not going to be happy about everyone trashing his thread...there will be repercussions...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on July 13, 2009, 12:15:33 PM
Well he's a percussionist...what would you expect....Fire the Sound guy...it's the only answer.....what no fold back?

 :hijack: :yess:

But Seriously Folks.......

(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/displayimagephp.jpg)

I've got no kick against modern jazz,
Unless they try to play it too darn fast.
And lose the beauty of the melody,
Until they sound just like a symphony.

That's why I go for that rock and roll music,
Any old way you choose it.
It's got a back beat, you can't blues it,
Any old time you use it.
It's gotta be rock and roll music,
If you wanna dance with me.
If you wanna dance with me.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on July 13, 2009, 12:28:18 PM
Here ya go Tello....hang this on the thread door when you go to sleep.......

(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/funny_signs_6.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 13, 2009, 12:49:58 PM
Ahhhhhhh...... some normality returns!!!!  ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 13, 2009, 03:24:47 PM
Calumny! Tello probably dines out on lobster and crême brulée while watching The Globe Theatre Company perform Measure for Measure each night!

(Perhaps he didn't quite realise that, no matter how many times the company performs Measure for Measure, it will NOT suddenly turn into a masterclass for drummers...)

Tello, what's your response to this?

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Zombies%20Horror/download-20.jpg)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/tello1.jpg)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/drummerman.jpg)

http://www.jqjacobs.net/andes/tello.html (http://www.jqjacobs.net/andes/tello.html)

http://www.houseofnames.com/xq/asp.fc/qx/tello-family-crest.htm (http://www.houseofnames.com/xq/asp.fc/qx/tello-family-crest.htm)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on July 13, 2009, 04:10:14 PM
(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/marathon-man-olivier_l.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 13, 2009, 04:17:24 PM
http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=898sarahg&ftab=AllFeedback (http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=898sarahg&ftab=AllFeedback)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on July 13, 2009, 04:20:29 PM
So......are you asking us to call you Sarah?

The plot sickens...I mean thickens

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 13, 2009, 04:57:11 PM
So......are you asking us to call you Sarah?

Don't be (more) silly! It's my eBay user ID, foo'!

No, I'm asking for nothing here, but you all may want to ask yerselves:

"Is Tello's FeedBack better than mine?"


Hoot!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 13, 2009, 05:02:25 PM
Man you buy some pussy DVD's.....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on July 13, 2009, 05:05:40 PM
If you say so Sarah.....

Here have a cigar, you're gonna go far.....

(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/castro_h.jpg)

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 13, 2009, 05:10:50 PM
Man you buy some pussy DVD's.....

Oh...NOW ya wanna pick a fight!

Good luck with that.

At least my DVD player runs on electricity. You have one of those hand-crank wind-up jobs!!!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: **cupie** on July 13, 2009, 05:19:18 PM
Man you buy some pussy DVD's.....

Oh...NOW ya wanna pick a fight!

Good luck with that.


Fight ! Fight ! Fight ! Fight.....go on Yib...take him out the back and give him a floggin mate.......*ringside action on the RT*....Alien vs....???...Alien....??!!  See it here on the OzRT....blood sport Monday......(Or Sunday...as the case may be)......Montello, vs Melbourne - country of origin full metal jacket....Don't miss it...

(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/fightthumb.gif)

Hey Tello...Yib will be in peak hour traffic right about now.....!!!!  He'll be primed for a knuckle with all that 'escape the CBD' road rage going on.....Watch ya back bro....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 13, 2009, 05:43:08 PM
I'll keelhaul the Limey if I must...but why bother? 'Tis easier to release the Hounds and be done with it already.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *CountessA* on July 13, 2009, 05:57:23 PM
Tello, you underestimate Australia's sophistication.

We have specially trained kangaroos who bike-pedal to provide us with state-of-the-art electricity!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on July 13, 2009, 06:00:49 PM
Tis easier to release the Hounds and be done with it already.

Where's Sherlock when ya need him?.....the hound is released......

(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/TheHoundoftheBaskervilles.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Ubbie Max* on July 13, 2009, 06:10:48 PM
I dunno about Sherlock but didn't someone mention a keelhauling? I'm ready when needed.

          (http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/000203F4.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 13, 2009, 06:13:41 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Thread%20Stuff/caution.gif)
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Thread%20Stuff/BSMeter.gif)

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I'm ready when needed.

Do yer Majik!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on July 13, 2009, 06:19:53 PM
(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/70166Complaintgranade.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 13, 2009, 06:21:13 PM
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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on July 13, 2009, 06:27:21 PM
back at ya....

(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/funny_signs_6-1.jpg)

Quick.....Grow up....there's still time....hehehehe :potstir:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 13, 2009, 06:30:48 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Thread%20Stuff/stupid-funny1.gif)

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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 13, 2009, 07:14:05 PM
Hey Tello...Yib will be in peak hour traffic right about now.....!!!!

Still waiting.....

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Grief/greifangel.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on July 13, 2009, 07:18:43 PM
And then he'll probably scoff down some dinner.....of course, he could also have a life for this evening....He is a martian...it's anybody's guess.  Why?  Are we keeping you up?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 13, 2009, 07:22:18 PM
Are we keeping you up?

No. This is:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099864/



"I love my Movies!"
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 13, 2009, 08:22:04 PM
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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 13, 2009, 08:39:35 PM
                                              
Heh Tellomeister...perusal this small but fine assortment from my private collection....


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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 13, 2009, 08:44:44 PM
strange?....I had a happy childhood....sorta.......

For the exception that I  hear voices in my head....

Total time logged in: 365 days, 1 hours and 23 minutes.

Most Online Two days ago: 2241. Most Online Ever: 39 (April 10, 2009, 10:10:36 PM)

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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 13, 2009, 08:48:25 PM
Speechless?....eh?

Total time logged in: 365 days, 1 hours and 23 minutes.

Most Online Today: 1431.  Most Online Ever: 39 (April 25, 2009, 10:40:36 PM)


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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 13, 2009, 08:48:54 PM
Hope I didn't scare ya?.....

Total time logged in: 365 days, 1 hours and 23 minutes.

Most Online Yesterday: 2311. Most Online Ever: 39 (April 24, 2009, 10:00:36 PM)

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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 13, 2009, 09:18:59 PM

Wus I over za top just a little?....
(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/HACKEDYOU.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 13, 2009, 09:32:15 PM
Nope. Looks like ya just got started.......

I'm making notes & keeping score.

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/crosshairs.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 13, 2009, 09:36:33 PM
I wus keeping score to but your graph looks better than mine...we'll use yours...

(http://www.algebra.com/algebra/lessons/graphing/bad-graph.gif)

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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 13, 2009, 09:41:26 PM
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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 13, 2009, 09:45:16 PM
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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 13, 2009, 09:48:55 PM
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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 13, 2009, 09:53:28 PM
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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 13, 2009, 10:00:39 PM
envelope pushing:

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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 13, 2009, 10:01:41 PM
You bean sensored man !..... their on ta ya!...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 13, 2009, 10:02:58 PM
You bean sensored man !..... their on ta ya!...

The code gave me up. I fixed it, sortta....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 13, 2009, 10:04:38 PM
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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 13, 2009, 10:09:11 PM
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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *smee* on July 13, 2009, 10:14:04 PM
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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 13, 2009, 10:15:07 PM
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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 13, 2009, 10:15:52 PM
Wheres that envelope man?.....

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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 13, 2009, 10:16:50 PM
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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 13, 2009, 10:17:45 PM
Nice legs...

(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/hollywood-movies8.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 13, 2009, 10:20:00 PM
Whaddaya doin'?


(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/RonGargoil_1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 13, 2009, 10:22:02 PM
Due to technival dificultys we'll be right back soon....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 13, 2009, 10:24:40 PM
Puh-leeez stay tooned....

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/06-01-06_1431b.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 13, 2009, 10:27:17 PM
Ok continue....

(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_cinema-simpsons-1.jpg) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/cinema-simpsons-1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 13, 2009, 10:32:33 PM
I don't wanna play solo anymore.

Over 3400 lurkers, no more than 4 posters & this is supposed to be a "community'?

More like a juvenile tea party.

I'm out until we can draw a crowd.....

sorry.....

Here's a shot from last week's flood:

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/ShowLetter-1.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 13, 2009, 10:33:32 PM
Catch ya later dude.... chin up and breath through a straw....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 13, 2009, 11:01:59 PM
More like a juvenile tea party. And.... what's wrong with that????

Yib..... you've been busy ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 13, 2009, 11:04:40 PM
Hi r3830....yeh kinda busy....dueling with Tello.....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 13, 2009, 11:09:50 PM
After a long afternoon at work...... you two have made my night! Wish I'd been here earlier to fly the flag with ya!!!!  :applause:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 13, 2009, 11:13:11 PM
Tello wants a bigger audience...were gunna advertise next time before we start the show....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 13, 2009, 11:22:21 PM
We have the audience....

I want MORE PLAYERS!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 13, 2009, 11:24:01 PM
I could ask the mates with multiple personality disorderto join us..... lets see..... four of them.... that would be 67 participants! How's that!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 13, 2009, 11:25:54 PM
Separate user IDs!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on July 13, 2009, 11:28:48 PM
well I could join in then , and so could I , and me , no you cant , I bloody well can so , oh ok then have it your way , we had better check with the boys to see if we're welcome !
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on July 13, 2009, 11:29:27 PM
I can post Tello.  See???   ;D

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 13, 2009, 11:37:41 PM
(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_1195799003325.jpg) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/1195799003325.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 13, 2009, 11:38:23 PM
(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_image011-1.jpg) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/image011-1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 13, 2009, 11:39:17 PM
Move over dudes me an Tello cruizin through !.....


(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/Big-Head-Cop.jpg)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/July%204%2009/005.jpg)

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 13, 2009, 11:39:28 PM
Separate used ID's...... now how's that going to work..... let's see.... A1 - A16.... B1 - B24.... C1 - C19 and D1 - D8 (D is a bit more disadvantaged than his other mates - bit of a dunce you might say)

Oh.... and count smee in.... just read that on a future post!


There ya go! Separate used ID's!
 
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on July 13, 2009, 11:43:01 PM
What about my multiple posting ids?

Multiple selling ids?

Multiple buying ids?

Not all of them are warm and Fluffy you know!!!!

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 13, 2009, 11:43:41 PM
Yeah Tello...... what Fluffy said!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 13, 2009, 11:47:50 PM
(http://zom.thefondfarewells.com/images/zom9a.jpg)


   
The Zombies were a British pop group of the 1960s. Following The Beatles in 1964 as part of "The British Invasion" of the USA, they were the second UK group to score an American #1 hit.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 13, 2009, 11:49:57 PM
Separate used ID's...... now how's that going to work..... let's see.... A1 - A16.... B1 - B24.... C1 - C19 and D1 - D8 (D is a bit more disadvantaged than his other mates - bit of a dunce you might say)

Oh.... and count smee in.... just read that on a future post!


There ya go! Separate used ID's!
 

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/ODD%20Stuff/Pain-93.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on July 13, 2009, 11:54:28 PM
Is this amusing Tello????

 :exorcism: :potstir: :snipe:

or

 :sick:

or

 :pigsfly:

or

 :banana: :neener: :quack:

or

 :drum: :drummer:

or

 :3stooges: :groucho: :pirate1:


or

 :beatles: :band: :band: :band: :band: :piano: :sing: :guitar:

Wadda think?????
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 13, 2009, 11:55:12 PM
OK.... OK.... Steady on fella, I'll ask him for ya....

Tello, C13 is telling me to ask you whether your diagram represents flatulence from the left earhole? (He's? lousy with keyboards)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 13, 2009, 11:57:37 PM



(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/1.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 13, 2009, 11:58:59 PM
Is this amusing Tello????

Yeah, that's about 10 minutes off yer life span.

And now, I am proud to present...an

Ali Larter Moment!

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/ODD%20Stuff/Ali%20Larter/AliLarter_Phill_12285832_400.jpg)(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/ODD%20Stuff/Ali%20Larter/AliLarterf_Vespa_13251742_400.jpg)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/ODD%20Stuff/Ali%20Larter/200px-Crivers.jpg)(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/ODD%20Stuff/Ali%20Larter/DF-1029.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 14, 2009, 12:02:43 AM
Who is this young lady Tello? Does she play....... drums?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 14, 2009, 12:05:56 AM


Yeh who's the looker Tello?.....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 14, 2009, 12:07:12 AM
Followed up with THE MAIN EVENT....and here she is....

Mary Elizabeth Winstead!!!!

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/ODD%20Stuff/Mary%20Elizabeth%20Winstead/MaryElizabethWinstead2.jpg)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/ODD%20Stuff/Mary%20Elizabeth%20Winstead/normal_mary-elizabeth-winstead-gm_l.jpg)

C):-{= <" i'm just an iconic noggin but i'd do her anyway!!! "<<

_____________________

Who is this young lady Tello? Does she play....... drums?

She's Clear Rivers, in "Final Destination" 1 & 2.

Mary is in FD 3!
And she plays Lee in "Death Proof". You know...the Cheerleader?

C):-{= <" grrrOWWWWLLLLLLLL!!!! "<<
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 14, 2009, 12:13:13 AM
Any guesses?

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/ODD%20Stuff/AJ%20Cook/AJ_CookJuly_2006.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 14, 2009, 12:14:11 AM


I'm a plumper fan myself....
.

(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/bbw3.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 14, 2009, 12:15:56 AM
WARNING CONTAINS GORE (Final Destination 1)

Tello...... The storyline reads similar to a long running TV show... LOST.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 14, 2009, 12:16:23 AM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/ththNoFatChicks.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 14, 2009, 12:19:06 AM
WARNING CONTAINS GORE (Final Destination 1)

Tello...... The storyline reads similar to a long running TV show... LOST.

Don't be dissin' Cult Films.....

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/c-00767_tn.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 14, 2009, 12:25:00 AM
(http://bluegirlredstate.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/anchorman.jpg)

(http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs16/i/2007/205/9/d/Haha__Balls____XD_by_CareyCatastrophe.jpg)

(http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/0135.jpg)

(http://notjustmovies.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/just-why.jpg)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/sesameAlley7.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 14, 2009, 12:27:21 AM
Final Destination I (1) (200) Trailer


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtjcQ5a_Rc8&feature=email (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtjcQ5a_Rc8&feature=email)


WARNING CONTAINS GORE (Final Destination 1) Comment taken from Google!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 14, 2009, 12:40:35 AM
This is my venue.

The concept of FD1 was originally slated to be an X-Files episode. James Wong & Glen Morgan wrote it.
Long before those guys were born, Rod Serling hosted a similar feature, entitled "Twenty-two".

*****chillsss**** ~~~~shiverssss~~~~

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/twilight-zone-twilight-zone-twenty-two/2367440233


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0734685/

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 14, 2009, 12:49:07 AM
I remember Rod Sterling hosting another program..... can't remember the name.... but the stories came about from oil paintings. Was a lot of years ago - but a great show.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 14, 2009, 12:51:49 AM
I remember Rod Sterling hosting another program..... can't remember the name.... but the stories came about from oil paintings. Was a lot of years ago - but a great show.

Night Gallery

http://www.nightgallery.net/index.html?title.html&0 (http://www.nightgallery.net/index.html?title.html&0)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 14, 2009, 12:57:52 AM
That's the one..... and thanks for the link. I'll be visiting there later. Did you get the Night Stalker series over there? I still remember clearly some of those.... particularly where the shivers were concerned!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 14, 2009, 01:02:53 AM
Yeppers!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071003/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071003/)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_Stalker_(TV_series) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_Stalker_(TV_series))

http://www.tv.com/kolchak-the-night-stalker/show/2694/summary.html (http://www.tv.com/kolchak-the-night-stalker/show/2694/summary.html)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 14, 2009, 01:37:32 AM
Thanks for the links Tello...... Here's a few from Utube for your perusal.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Nym2Nd-DWw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Nym2Nd-DWw) RAZORBACK (All on Youtube)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThIqOjfWT1E (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThIqOjfWT1E)  ROADGAMES

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEpvw51xubU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEpvw51xubU) WOLF CREEK

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 14, 2009, 01:40:06 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMYLjlpP0NY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMYLjlpP0NY)  MAD MAX
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 14, 2009, 01:56:24 AM
Yep - Mad Max was good - I thought you'd know that one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9Xaxx10iZg&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9Xaxx10iZg&feature=related) A better link to razorback (1/9)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lloTd45PFPg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lloTd45PFPg) An Oldie.... STONE
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 14, 2009, 02:08:39 AM
Another one of my faves:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0zAlXr1UOs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0zAlXr1UOs)

Here's something not well known or discussed:

In FD1, the song "Rocky Mountain High" by John Denver is prominantly displayed in the scene where Alex is on the potty, and the scene where Val Luten gets killed & her house goes Boom.

In FD3, the Denver tune is subtle:
Muzak in Tim's Dentist's office;
Muzak in the elevator when Rory is going to the meeting.

I haven't bothered to find the tune in FD2. Maybe it's there; maybe not. Who cares? It's just trivia.... ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 14, 2009, 02:33:29 AM
My latest Zombie Flick acquisition!

      
   
Electric Zombies (DVD, 2006)          Item number: 180378612579   

Winning bid:   US $7.00    
   
Ended:   Jul-13-09 08:15:10 PDT
Shipping:   
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Item location:   Providence, RI, United States
History:   4 bids

Winning bidder:   898sarahg


Movie description
What would happen if people could be turned into zombies simply by answering their cell phones? Find out in ELECTRIC ZOMBIES, a film that explores the horror that could erupt if modern-day technology got into the wrong hands.


(Yep...we've already seen what happens when George Romero gets his hands on no-name actors & a film crew in 1968....)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Zombies%20Horror/nightofthelivingdead.jpg)(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Zombies%20Horror/zombie.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 14, 2009, 10:32:20 AM
Tello !! get up you sleepy headed Sod !.... the days half gone... Get Up!...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 14, 2009, 10:42:51 AM
Good Morning Yib <<Yawn>>

I was trying to find Tello some Aussie horror content (things that he probably hadn't seen at home) last night - until rather early this morning. Found some things...... can you think of any other good ones?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 14, 2009, 10:54:05 AM
Hi r3.... send him some pics of our politicians....enough to send a shiver up anyones spine...LOL
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 14, 2009, 10:56:02 AM
No yib..... he's interested in horror - not tragedy!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 14, 2009, 10:56:57 AM
Come to think of it....... Yep - you'd be right!! ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 14, 2009, 11:00:25 AM
I'd google some up I'm sure, but we have restrictions here at work which block some sites so I can't research it properly, I can do it from home tonight...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 14, 2009, 11:21:49 AM
Onya Yib..... I'm on sfternoon shift - home around 11pm. Will seeya then. ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on July 14, 2009, 11:22:52 AM
good morning Yibster and R2D2
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 14, 2009, 11:24:24 AM
Hi smee...RDO?....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 14, 2009, 11:28:24 AM
Mornin' smee
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on July 14, 2009, 11:56:55 AM
Hi smee...RDO?....

RDO - no I only go into work a couple of days a week Yibs normally on Tues, Thurs but this week  and next week they are blessed with my presence Monday and Wednesday
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 14, 2009, 12:14:40 PM
Hi smee...RDO?....

RDO - no I only go into work a couple of days a week Yibs normally on Tues, Thurs but this week  and next week they are blessed with my presence Monday and Wednesday


Half ya luck!...I like dem's workin hours!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *CountessA* on July 14, 2009, 12:18:58 PM
What about this Australian horror film, called "Thirst"? The link on IMDB is here (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080016/).
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on July 14, 2009, 12:26:56 PM
Half ya luck!...I like dem's workin hours!
 
   

Oh and I do go in on saturday mornings , I can get about 8 hours work done in 4 when the phones arent going beserk and other staff there to attend to 
 
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 14, 2009, 04:24:58 PM
I've never heard of "Thirst"? ... must go hire it....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 14, 2009, 05:04:05 PM
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Over 3600 peeks on this thread, and I can't make a buck on any of it......

I will consult my consultant, soon.

The internet was made for Lurkers......

(They know who they are, but NOT each other......)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on July 14, 2009, 05:16:15 PM
Keyhole Peeps...takes all kinds....

                                      (http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/watchyourback.jpg)




Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 14, 2009, 06:10:01 PM
This thread enjoys 2 kinds:

Daytime.

And night-time.

We don't discriminate!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 14, 2009, 11:00:31 PM

(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/180px-Bernsteins_conducting_stick_c.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 14, 2009, 11:09:53 PM
Tello!...you got some serious competition dude.... get the billboards out!... call the press!...book the letterman show!.... weis gotta advertise man !.... get the posters  / loose the lurkers!...


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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 15, 2009, 10:17:34 PM


Let's get some credibility back in this thread !!! I'm a cussin big time !!

(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_thread_wont_die.jpg) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/thread_wont_die.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 15, 2009, 10:23:19 PM
I've been waiting to see this mess get a bump.

You deliver!

Can we still conspire about defection?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *Yibida* on July 15, 2009, 10:36:14 PM
I've been waiting to see this mess get a bump.

You deliver!

Can we still conspire about defection?


The paper work's in...
(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/3718694553_2131415caf_m.jpg)

Got my agent right on it!...
(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/shifty-dude-trust-me.png)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 15, 2009, 10:40:40 PM
I'm not jesting, kids!
I'd rather go to Oz to die rather than continuing to live here.

Maybe a whim, but given the proper criteria, it can be done.

And I want my own Studio with room service.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *CountessA* on July 15, 2009, 10:59:35 PM
As long as you supply your own maid, you can have room service.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 16, 2009, 07:14:08 AM
As long as you supply your own maid, you can have room service.


 :rofl:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 16, 2009, 01:30:05 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Thread%20Stuff/threadbump.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 16, 2009, 07:27:48 PM
Warning....... SPEED HUMP!!!! ;D

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/62/Asphalt_Speed_Hump.jpg/333px-Asphalt_Speed_Hump.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 16, 2009, 07:32:03 PM
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It Beats working for a living, I agree!! It's just the hired "extras" that bug me.....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 16, 2009, 07:36:46 PM
Good to see you Tello! Did you get the chance to have a look at any of the earlier posted links?

And...... is it really 1.35pm over there???
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 17, 2009, 12:28:09 AM

One fer the road before I hit the sack...keep the Tello dream alive !!!...... Give generously !!


Click the pic if yer got eye strain....
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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on July 18, 2009, 04:42:01 PM
This pic got lost on its way to your thread tello....here tis....wouldn't want to misplace it or anything..... ;D

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/the5dc67896d.jpg)

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *CountessA* on July 18, 2009, 04:47:26 PM
I witnessed a strange thing. A guy dressed up in tinfoil came to the door yesterday. I am not joking!

He had been hired to do door-to-door marketing for a company producing hair products.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 18, 2009, 04:48:13 PM
wouldn't want to misplace it or anything.....

Oh yeah?

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/eBay%20nasty%20pix-gifs/thSlaphappy.gif)

Thx!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *CountessA* on July 18, 2009, 04:49:54 PM
No slaps, Tello - we're a soft bunch here.

 :lepink:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on July 18, 2009, 04:50:53 PM
I witnessed a strange thing. A guy dressed up in tinfoil came to the door yesterday. I am not joking!

That's Spooky Possum.....

(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/edna.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 18, 2009, 04:53:05 PM
No slaps, Tello - we're a soft bunch here.

 :lepink:

It was self-inflicted. No other posters were harmed in the making of that post.

Now here's this:

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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: **cupie** on July 18, 2009, 04:59:32 PM
wouldn't want to misplace it or anything.....

Oh yeah?

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/eBay%20nasty%20pix-gifs/thSlaphappy.gif)

Thx!

Are you not Entertained?????...


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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *CountessA* on July 18, 2009, 05:01:45 PM
It's poster masochism. Quickly - Tello, as every woman can tell you, there's only one thing that can help when you start slapping yourself:

Chocolate.

 :chocbox:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 18, 2009, 05:08:40 PM
Jeez....I try to do a little shtick in here, and the whole crowd throws tomatoes onto the stage.

Sorry I tried that.
It bombed. I blew it.



eat me
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on July 18, 2009, 05:17:12 PM
Well ain't that a slap in the face....

(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/smackthumb.gif)

You mean to tell me, you can't take as good as ya give? what an anti climax.....hehehehe  :potstir:

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *CountessA* on July 18, 2009, 05:21:52 PM
*beckons Tello into the nice hot frying pan* (I can't eat raw meat...)

But on second thoughts, no - This Is A Posters-Not-Eaten Zone.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 18, 2009, 05:30:17 PM
That's IT!!!! I'm calling the cops!!!!!

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/security.jpg)

C):-{= <" now i wonder who that could be..... "<<
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *CountessA* on July 18, 2009, 05:34:17 PM
Tello, I have a question... Could you explain what this refers to in your posts?

Quote
C):-{=

I look at that and think... "Er...? Um?"
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on July 18, 2009, 05:34:37 PM
(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/36_12_6.gif)


Have it your way copper !!!  

(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/untitledx-1.jpg)

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 18, 2009, 05:54:07 PM
C):-{= <" hey-ya sweetheart! tilt yer head horizontally to the left. its me.....hat! tellos alter ego and travelling companion. im famous toooooooo.............. "<<
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *CountessA* on July 18, 2009, 06:01:01 PM
Riiight. Ouch! My head is tilted to the side, and it's stuck. *hires a motorcyclist to slowly... slowly... pull the head back to an upright position*
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 18, 2009, 06:22:11 PM
Silly girl.

Don't bust a throttlebody return spring. I did; scoot runs but doesn't move.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *CountessA* on July 18, 2009, 06:27:26 PM
If my neck's throttlebody return spring is busted, I'll definitely be coming to look for you, Tello. *menacingly narrows eyes and carefully adjusts neck*
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 18, 2009, 06:36:41 PM
I'll definitely be coming to look for you, Tello.

There's a trap that I didn't set.

Sure, I'd love to have you visit me.

C):-{= <" ease off casanova. i saw her first "<<
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 18, 2009, 10:07:24 PM
3900 & counting. Woo Hoo!

That's a lot of lurking. Could they be stalkers too?


 :evillaugh:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Roo on July 18, 2009, 10:13:39 PM
Now Tello...you are just ASSuming that! :roflmao:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *CountessA* on July 18, 2009, 10:13:59 PM
Stalker 1: Did he notice us?
Stalker 2: Nah. He thinks we're just casual passers-by.
Stalker 1: Are you sure?
Stalker 2: Sure I'm sure. Look, he's on his drums again. It's safe.
Stalker 1: But - no, he's on to us! Look. He's posted on that OzRT forum. He's talking about us!
Stalker 2: He may SUSPECT, but he doesn't KNOW. Now come on. Into the back of the house. We can steal some more of his socks to feed our fetish.
Stalker 1: Oh, oh, oh, OH! *long sigh* Tello socks...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 18, 2009, 10:17:54 PM
Tello, I've been reading a few threads - and read of the problems you had with the Eb forums in the US. Met a fella a while ago who called himself Cletus C Cornflake - of Cornflake Industries. (Actually, his name was Bill) He was also removed from Ebay - due to falling out with different people on the US boards. Your posts on one particular thread reminded me of him. did a search - he's gone, and that's sad.

When he hit the Aus boards - he was like a breath of fresh air. Really brightened the place up.

Such a pity!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 18, 2009, 10:21:15 PM
ebay is no way to treat good folks.


Leave my socks alone. I lose enuff in the laundry.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *CountessA* on July 18, 2009, 10:24:23 PM
I remember that Cornflake ID!

He was certainly a character.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 19, 2009, 05:04:50 PM
So Tello...I always wondered what this code was?.....  It's a self portrait...very clever dude....

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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 19, 2009, 05:57:56 PM
So Tello...I always wondered what this code was?.....  It's a self portrait...very clever dude....

Too slow on the uptake, Mate!

All of yez.....Hat got the drop on ya & now we have infiltrated your minds! Resistance if futile. Compliance is optional, with permission only.


Bwaaaa-haaa-ha-ha-haaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!......................

Here's something Meatloaf sent me.
Cutting egde. Not my fault.
Pls contessa...don't ding me on this, cuz if ya do I'm gonna rat-out Meaty!!!!!!!
(Oh, I already said that. Hmmmm........)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/ODD%20Stuff/MJ-Grimreapertoon.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 19, 2009, 06:45:01 PM
So Tello...I always wondered what this code was?.....  It's a self portrait...very clever dude....

Imagine...a Whole World full of Weirdos.....

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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Roo on July 19, 2009, 06:54:52 PM
I think you have to procreate to achieve that Tello! :roflmao:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 19, 2009, 06:57:44 PM
I think you have to procreate to achieve that Tello! :roflmao:

You stick to the issues, and I'll handle the comedy.

Deal?


(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/ODD%20Stuff/badneighborBush.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Roo on July 19, 2009, 07:06:52 PM
Deal?...or no deal?....that is the question.














NO DEAL! :green:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 19, 2009, 07:09:29 PM
What are you wearing, eh?

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/ODD%20Stuff/529095654_l.jpg)

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Roo on July 19, 2009, 07:26:51 PM
Hmmmm...more like this....

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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 19, 2009, 07:32:36 PM
Va-va-va-voom! Yeeow-zah!



(howl....)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Roo on July 19, 2009, 07:36:03 PM
 :evillaugh:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 19, 2009, 07:38:05 PM

If I could only replace the duck with Tello's image.......


to stop eye strain click the pic dip....

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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 20, 2009, 09:21:17 AM
Oy.... Tello..... torture IS OK over there? Must be... cos Alan told me!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh7k6csGWaU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh7k6csGWaU)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 20, 2009, 08:50:10 PM


Lets get some credibility back on this thread.... all this hijacking is dissin to the op...


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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 20, 2009, 08:52:27 PM
Ah HA! Thread bump!

Just as I planned.....


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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 20, 2009, 08:56:23 PM
How can it not get bumped...the most important thread on the face of the earth!...could save millions one day!....


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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 20, 2009, 09:01:14 PM
Get off it, Mate. It's just all too over-rated, thanks to you & yer gang.

Temperence would be in good order, if only we could find some....


(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/South%20Park/timmy.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 20, 2009, 09:03:49 PM

hahaha!..... (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/image.jpg)...not likely....not while the Telloban is in control!!!...........


(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/indexxlericinxl4cc5of6gxo9.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 20, 2009, 09:13:52 PM


Send in the Telloban troops !!!
                                                                         Tello missile launcher !                                           We takin control again!!!                                                                            
(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/new_taliban_secret_weapon.jpg)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/taliban_scud.jpg)

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 20, 2009, 09:18:50 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Train%20Wrecks/TrainWreck.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *wheels* on July 20, 2009, 09:20:26 PM

Yib, love the missile launcher   :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 20, 2009, 09:29:14 PM
(http://zfacts.com/metaPage/lib/Iraq-war-cost-smaller.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on July 20, 2009, 09:38:34 PM
hello C3P0
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 20, 2009, 09:39:25 PM
Thats where the Telloban come in...we work cheap!!!!!!

(http://www.loringdesign.com/images/new-taliban-tank.jpg) (http://www.political-humor.org/graphics/jihad-for-dummies.jpg) (http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/M/P/taliban_youarehere.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *wheels* on July 20, 2009, 09:51:03 PM
so many Taliban jokes ....


"In Afghanistan this week, outnumbered Northern Alliance rebels on horseback defeated Taliban forces armed with tanks. Experts say the victory is just like the story of David and Goliath and David's friend, the Stealth Bomber." —Tina Fey on Saturday Night Live's "Weekend Update"
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 20, 2009, 09:54:48 PM
The Dead Terrorist



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ7_MvT_0dc&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ7_MvT_0dc&feature=related)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 20, 2009, 10:00:46 PM
Telloban not Taliban!!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 20, 2009, 10:03:29 PM
Smee! ya bugga..... How are ya? Had to put my glasses on to read your post! C3PO????
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 20, 2009, 10:07:34 PM
(http://images.topix.com/gallery/up-PQNIMTGDMFA33LD9.jpg)

Tello! You're not part of this mob.... are ya?

(http://www.kabobfest.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/Arab_Biker_Gang1.JPG)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *wheels* on July 20, 2009, 10:07:41 PM
Telloban not Taliban!!!

OK, ok, don't get your little green knickers in a knot!  ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 20, 2009, 10:13:43 PM
Hi wheels...we got some fiery threads lately eh !....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *wheels* on July 20, 2009, 10:25:54 PM
Yes Yib, I like to take part in a good discussion or debate. But I don't like it when posters start personal attacks on each other. Not good for them, not good for other members, not good for the forum.

I've got a new smiley ready:
(http://i498.photobucket.com/albums/rr342/wheels2spin/FireExtinguisher.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on July 20, 2009, 10:31:12 PM
Hi wheels...we got some fiery threads lately eh !....

Yes my poor little ducky feet got singed tonight as I made my way to the Last word. :'(
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on July 20, 2009, 10:40:21 PM

Yes my poor little ducky feet got singed tonight as I made my way to the Last word. :'(
[/quote]
Hi wheels...we got some fiery threads lately eh !....

Yes my poor little ducky feet got singed tonight as I made my way to the Last word. :'(

poor Duckee , let me rub some soothing ointment on them
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 20, 2009, 10:40:52 PM
Yes Yib, I like to take part in a good discussion or debate. But I don't like it when posters start personal attacks on each other. Not good for them, not good for other members, not good for the forum.

I've got a new smiley ready:
(http://i498.photobucket.com/albums/rr342/wheels2spin/FireExtinguisher.jpg)

I can dish it out.

I can take it.


But I won't  let 'em see me sweat.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 20, 2009, 10:44:12 PM
Tello...I got a serious question...why do Canadians dislike Americans so much?.... I work with one and he can't stand yanks?.... how come?  when I ask him he says don't worry about it?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 20, 2009, 10:53:09 PM
Jeeez, I thot ya had a punchline.

How should I know? I live in Montello.




Maybe the Canucks are bumming out cuz America's wetbacks are moving there.....?

Maybe some Hockey-related grudgematch?

Go ask a Canuck that'll say something other than piss off....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 20, 2009, 10:54:00 PM
So you telling me you have no idea?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 20, 2009, 10:57:35 PM
Yep.
No idea.

Don't care, either.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 20, 2009, 11:00:02 PM

Ok... I wont go yonder with it!.... continue!

(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/thread_wont_die.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 20, 2009, 11:07:10 PM

Ok... I wont go yonder with it!.... continue!

(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/thread_wont_die.jpg)
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/tello1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 20, 2009, 11:09:22 PM
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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *CountessA* on July 20, 2009, 11:35:03 PM
 :mummy:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 20, 2009, 11:40:48 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Zombies%20Horror/zombies-2-2.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *CountessA* on July 20, 2009, 11:42:38 PM
I feel as though I want to say to those unfortunate beings, "Have you thought about using Oil of Ulan for your skin problem?"
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *wheels* on July 20, 2009, 11:45:00 PM
Wouldn't the Oil of Ulan just leak straight out again?

 :bounce:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *CountessA* on July 20, 2009, 11:46:55 PM
I'm not sure... I'd have thought it would deal with some of that rotting flesh, but I may be wrong. I'm no zombie expert. All of the zombies I know are rotting on the inside, not the outside...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 20, 2009, 11:53:22 PM
All of the zombies I know are rotting on the inside, not the outside...

That's one small post for man.
And one giant SLAM against mankind.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 20, 2009, 11:58:40 PM
(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_trailertrash.jpg) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/trailertrash.jpg)

Free Hormone release...wipe yer feet on the way in!

(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_1965TheSlenderThread-QuincyJones.jpg) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/1965TheSlenderThread-QuincyJones.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *CountessA* on July 20, 2009, 11:58:46 PM
Perhaps it's a slam against zombiekind, but surely not against mankind?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 21, 2009, 12:07:34 AM
I feel as though I want to say to those unfortunate beings, "Have you thought about using Oil of Ulan for your skin problem?"

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Zombies%20Horror/zombies-12.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 21, 2009, 12:08:33 AM
Perhaps it's a slam against zombiekind, but surely not against mankind?

Don't be so sure.

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Zombies%20Horror/zombies-21.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 21, 2009, 12:36:57 AM
Snipe 950 !!!!!!Huge party at 1000...shin dig of the year!! be there or be a zombie!!
(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_thread_wont_die.jpg) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/thread_wont_die.jpg)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_thread_wont_die.jpg) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/thread_wont_die.jpg)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_thread_wont_die.jpg) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/thread_wont_die.jpg)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_thread_wont_die.jpg) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/thread_wont_die.jpg)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_thread_wont_die.jpg) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/thread_wont_die.jpg)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_thread_wont_die.jpg) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/thread_wont_die.jpg)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_thread_wont_die.jpg) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/thread_wont_die.jpg)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_thread_wont_die.jpg) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/thread_wont_die.jpg)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_thread_wont_die.jpg) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/thread_wont_die.jpg)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_thread_wont_die.jpg) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/thread_wont_die.jpg)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_thread_wont_die.jpg) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/thread_wont_die.jpg)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_thread_wont_die.jpg) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/thread_wont_die.jpg)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_thread_wont_die.jpg) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/thread_wont_die.jpg)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_thread_wont_die.jpg) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/thread_wont_die.jpg)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_thread_wont_die.jpg) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/thread_wont_die.jpg)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_thread_wont_die.jpg) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/thread_wont_die.jpg)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_thread_wont_die.jpg) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/thread_wont_die.jpg)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_thread_wont_die.jpg) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/thread_wont_die.jpg)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_thread_wont_die.jpg) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/thread_wont_die.jpg)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_thread_wont_die.jpg) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/thread_wont_die.jpg)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_thread_wont_die.jpg) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/thread_wont_die.jpg)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_thread_wont_die.jpg) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/thread_wont_die.jpg)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_thread_wont_die.jpg) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/thread_wont_die.jpg)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_thread_wont_die.jpg) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/thread_wont_die.jpg)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_thread_wont_die.jpg) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/thread_wont_die.jpg)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_thread_wont_die.jpg) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/thread_wont_die.jpg)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_thread_wont_die.jpg) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/thread_wont_die.jpg)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_thread_wont_die.jpg) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/thread_wont_die.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 21, 2009, 12:45:07 AM
I heavily rely on other people's creativity to move this world along.

I just can't do it alone.

And I suck at math.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 22, 2009, 03:26:30 AM
This just in: There's a moon in the sky. It's called "The Moon". And after 40 years, the hoax continues...

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/ODD%20Stuff/090720_ed.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 22, 2009, 11:40:19 AM
So, like I g00gled "Australian Slang", and, while I thot it'd be a good idea to get with the lingo, I found this:

Bushman's hanky : Emitting nasal mucus by placing one index finger on the outside of the nose (thus blocking one nostril) and blowing.

This is going to be a wonderful relationship!

Now: who is still bickering over which one of yez gets to let me (some American tourist, wandering aimlessly with no visible means of support) crash-out on their sofa bed FIRST????
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *Yibida* on July 22, 2009, 11:44:38 AM
So, like I g00gled "Australian Slang", and, while I thot it'd be a good idea to get with the lingo, I found this:

Bushman's hanky : Emitting nasal mucus by placing one index finger on the outside of the nose (thus blocking one nostril) and blowing.

This is going to be a wonderful relationship!

Now: who is still bickering over which one of yez gets to let me (some American tourist, wandering aimlessly with no visible means of support) crash-out on their sofa bed FIRST????



The drum set too?....we gunna need a bigger boat.... container's on the way....start packing dude the Fed's are on to us!...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 22, 2009, 11:50:25 AM
No bleeding way, Mate!

Whose feds? There's more than one, except for the dead dictators (not a potatoe dish).

Get serious or die. (Bumper Sticker logic)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 22, 2009, 03:49:34 PM
Whattha..... Bushman's Hanky.... What a crock - It's a straight out bushmans blow! Must be the Pommie version of Aussie Slang!!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *wheels* on July 22, 2009, 04:42:09 PM
Bushman's Hanky?

Eww! I thought that was something only cyclists did, almost as bad as relieving themselves as they ride along.
Not a good look when the TV camera zooms in and telecasts it around the world.  :ban:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 22, 2009, 07:49:23 PM
NOT altogether a good idea with a full face hat! ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 22, 2009, 08:34:17 PM


Bushmans hanky As in.....









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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 23, 2009, 06:01:44 AM
This just in (via email) from Montello:



A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without
water.

His horse has already died of thirst.

He's crawling  through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last
breath, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand
several yards ahead of  him.

He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks
to be an old briefcase....

He opens it and out pops a genie..  But this is no ordinary genie. She is
wearing a FEMA (Federal Emergency Management Agency) ID badge and a dull
gray dress.

There's a  calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one
ear. 'Well, cowboy,' says the genie.. 'You know how I work....You have three
wishes.'

'I'm not falling for this,' said the cowboy.. 'I'm  not going to trust a
FEMA genie..'

'What do you have to lose? You've  got no transportation, and it looks like
you're a goner anyway!'

The  cowboy thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is
right.

'OK!, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink.'

***POOF***

The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful  oasis he has ever seen, and
he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.

'OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish?'

'My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams.'

***POOF***

The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold
coins and precious gems.

'OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish.  Better make it a good one!'

After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy  says.... 'I wish that no matter
where I go, beautiful women will want and need me.'

*** POOF***

He was turned into a tampon.

The moral  of the story:

If the government offers to help you, there's going to be a string attached.

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 23, 2009, 09:22:28 AM
Here's some more Montello stuff on the internet:

Bomb Squad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQEvIgXEyws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQEvIgXEyws)

http://www.topix.com/album/detail/montello-nv/90I3PC16PEPO9FPP (http://www.topix.com/album/detail/montello-nv/90I3PC16PEPO9FPP)


Both those links are from "Alpaca Boy":
http://www.montelloalpacacompany.blogspot.com/ (http://www.montelloalpacacompany.blogspot.com/)

Checkout the links at the bottom of his blog! Especially this one (a tad outdated, but you'll get the idea...):
http://www.untraveledroad.com/Tour/USA/Nevada/Elko/Montello?w=4W (http://www.untraveledroad.com/Tour/USA/Nevada/Elko/Montello?w=4W)

He's located across the street from me. Nice guy, but some of his comments on this town are a bit terse. What can ya do?

Checkout my website for more Montello links:


http://www.rontello.com/index.html (http://www.rontello.com/index.html)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on July 23, 2009, 11:37:36 AM
Yo Tello,

Just dropping in to say Hi!!!   ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 23, 2009, 11:49:59 AM
That works for me!

Here's a song!


http://www.last.fm/music/Bo+Diddley/Signifying+Blues/Signifying+Blues (http://www.last.fm/music/Bo+Diddley/Signifying+Blues/Signifying+Blues)

Click the player in the top right corner.

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 23, 2009, 12:21:04 PM
This is SO wrong:

http://nextround.net/2008/11/12/16-funny-senior-portraits-and-the-reasoning-behind-them/ (http://nextround.net/2008/11/12/16-funny-senior-portraits-and-the-reasoning-behind-them/)

http://www.garbage-house.com/ (http://www.garbage-house.com/)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 23, 2009, 12:27:33 PM
Here's some more Montello stuff on the internet:

Bomb Squad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQEvIgXEyws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQEvIgXEyws)

http://www.topix.com/album/detail/montello-nv/90I3PC16PEPO9FPP (http://www.topix.com/album/detail/montello-nv/90I3PC16PEPO9FPP)


Both those links are from "Alpaca Boy":
http://www.montelloalpacacompany.blogspot.com/ (http://www.montelloalpacacompany.blogspot.com/)

Checkout the links at the bottom of his blog! Especially this one (a tad outdated, but you'll get the idea...):
http://www.untraveledroad.com/Tour/USA/Nevada/Elko/Montello?w=4W (http://www.untraveledroad.com/Tour/USA/Nevada/Elko/Montello?w=4W)

He's located across the street from me. Nice guy, but some of his comments on this town are a bit terse. What can ya do?

Checkout my website for more Montello links:


http://www.rontello.com/index.html (http://www.rontello.com/index.html)


Update:

http://mastlefamily.blogspot.com/2009_01_01_archive.html (http://mastlefamily.blogspot.com/2009_01_01_archive.html)

Note: This is where my avatar came from.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 23, 2009, 12:34:30 PM

How to Become a Dictator in 6 Easy Steps


1) Scare the people with false flag attacks, exaggerated threats of foreign and domestic enemies, etc.

2) Present yourself, the would-be dictator, as a strong leader who will protect the people. Specifically, have your political and media lackies set you up as the "Great Leader". You must then "reluctantly" agree to save the country, since you have been "called" by God and the people to do so

3) Have the lackies trumpet you, the Great Leader, and reinforce a constant state of fear and confusion in the people non-stop -- so that the people gradually transfer all of their allegiance to the Great Leader as the only one who can lead the protection efforts to save their backsides

4) Have your lackies viciously attack anyone who questions the Great Leader as undermining the effort to save their backsides, and as helping the "enemy" (if you haven't developed a scary enough myth about the "enemy", go back to step 1)

5) Then the people will become so brainwashed that they'll do the attacking for you of anyone who questions you, the Great Leader

6) Cover and let sit for 5 minutes, and serve with caviar and cabernet.

Oops, wrong recipe... here's number 6:

Rape and plunder your nation's wealth and that of the countries you decide to invade. Spread the wealth around liberally to reward your lackies who helped you get there -- who will include some large defense contractors, media companies, and other corporations, and throw some loot at others you need to bribe to maintain your power.

This method works in any country, in any culture, in any period of time.

http://georgewashington.blogspot.com/2006/05/how-to-become-dictator-in-6-easy-steps.html (http://georgewashington.blogspot.com/2006/05/how-to-become-dictator-in-6-easy-steps.html)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 23, 2009, 12:40:55 PM

Clowns 'Too Scary' For Children's Wards In Hospitals

12:32am UK, Wednesday January 16, 2008
Clowns are too scary for kids in hospital and are not the best decoration for children's wards, according to new research.


A survey found that decorating wards with images of clowns was more likely to frighten young patients than cheer them up.

More than 250 children aged between four and 16 were asked for their opinions - and every single one said they disliked clowns as part of hospital decor.

Even some of the older children said they found clowns scary, Nursing Standard magazine reported.

The youngsters were questioned by the University of Sheffield for the Space To Care study aimed at improving hospital design for children.

"As adults we make assumptions about what works for children," said Penny Curtis, a senior lecturer in research at the university.

"We found that clowns are universally disliked by children. Some found them frightening and unknowable."

Children liked colourful spaces and references to contemporary culture, she said, adding that it is important that young people are consulted over the design or change of hospital environments.

Marjorie Gillies, a senior nurse at the Royal Hospital for Sick Children in Glasgow, said: "We found that having clowns and decorations everywhere is too much. We have gone back to plain walls with areas decorated appropriately."

The authors of the study have produced a guide on how to create child-friendly environments.


http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Sky-News-Archive/Article/20080641300836?f=rss (http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Sky-News-Archive/Article/20080641300836?f=rss)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 23, 2009, 12:46:15 PM
This is always a hoot!

http://www.cracked.com/article_16556_15-images-you-wont-believe-arent-photoshopped.html (http://www.cracked.com/article_16556_15-images-you-wont-believe-arent-photoshopped.html)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 23, 2009, 12:56:49 PM
Here's some regretable crap from my past.
I'm in this one.

Red shirt. Short hair. White hat. Next to the house.
Finding Waldo is easier.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30GT37LOTIo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30GT37LOTIo)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 23, 2009, 01:30:00 PM
I Was A Star Dinger cartoon - FREE TO USE

http://forums.ebay.com/db2/topic/Feedback/Ot-I-Was/520137752 (http://forums.ebay.com/db2/topic/Feedback/Ot-I-Was/520137752)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 23, 2009, 09:14:47 PM
This threads getting so normal { read between the lines... lame.....}
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 23, 2009, 11:14:48 PM
More fun from meatloaf:

"Good-bye, Mom"

  A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.

She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said,
"I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease;
it's just that you look so much like my late son."

He answered, "That's okay."

"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out 'Good bye, Mom', as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy."

She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."

The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him.

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries.

"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.

"How come so much ... I only bought 5 items..."

The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd be paying for her things, too."

Don't trust little Old Ladies!!!


_____________________________________


Ducks in Heaven

Three women die together in an accident
And go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says,
'We only have one rule here in heaven:
Don't step on the ducks!'

So they enter heaven, and sure enough,
There are ducks all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck,
And although they try their best to avoid them,
The first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says,
'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to
Spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'
The next day,
The second woman steps accidentally on a duck
And along comes St. Peter,
Who doesn't miss a thing.
With him is another extremely ugly man.
He chains them together
With the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and,
Not wanting to be chained
For all eternity to an ugly man, is very,
VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months
Without stepping on any ducks,
But
One day St.Peter comes up to her
With the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on
.... Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says,
'I wonder what I did to deserve being
Chained to you for all of eternity?'

The guy says,
'I don't know about you,
But I stepped on a
Duck.


________________________________


Murder she wrote

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to
the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like
to buy some cyanide.'

The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'


The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'


The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I
can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law!
I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad
things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!'

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband
in bed with the pharmacist's wife.


The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's
different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription. '


Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 23, 2009, 11:19:12 PM
This one comes from a Luisa email:

An older lady gets pulled
                      over for speeding...
                     
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?       
                   
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
                     
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
                     
Officer: Can I see your license please?
                     
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
                     
Officer: Don't have one?
                   
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
                     
Officer: I see.....Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
                     
Older Woman: I can't do that.
                     
Officer: Why not?
                     
Older Woman: I stole this car.
                   
Officer: Stole it?
                     
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
                     
Officer: You what?
                     
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
                     
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the c ar. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
                   
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your car please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
 
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
                     
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
                   
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
                     
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
                   
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
                   
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
                     
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
                     
The officer is quite stunned.
                   
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
                     
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
                     
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
                     
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
                     
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
                     
          Don't Mess With Older Ladies         
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on July 23, 2009, 11:25:19 PM
Hello Tello!!!

Sorry Tello, just making sure that I give you the same treatment as Bella lol

  :beatles: :leadguitar: :band: :band: :band: :band: :piano: :sing: :guitar: :drummer: :drum:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 23, 2009, 11:44:10 PM
Sweet!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *CountessA* on July 24, 2009, 09:43:11 AM
Ducks in heaven - I laughed too hard and the cat thought I was laughing at HIM.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 24, 2009, 09:48:18 AM
Tell meatloaf that. She gave it to me, remember?

And what's up with yer cat? Insecure about its felininity?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *barny* on July 24, 2009, 10:00:49 AM
Insecure about its felininity?

Now *I* find that very clever and witty

 :wine:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *CountessA* on July 24, 2009, 10:28:01 AM
My cat was predisposed to feel annoyed as he's on a diet. (A lady living a few doors away has taken to feeding him "breakfast"; no wonder he's been expanding. However much I tell her not to feed him because - actually - we DO feed our cat ourselves - she pays no attention.)

So Napoleon's got rather used to being over-fed lately. The "d" word (as in diet, not dog) means he's annoyed with me - and it's the last straw (he must think) when I laugh at him.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 24, 2009, 10:36:06 AM
C):-{= <" stupid cat "<<
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 24, 2009, 10:39:33 AM
Insecure about its felininity?

Now *I* find that very clever and witty

 :wine:


It's in the Tello Playbook of witicisms.

You can't make this stuff up.


I do!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 25, 2009, 12:13:58 AM
Time to get this disasterous second rate thread back on track..... we'll start with my drum heaven collection...the list is long but distinguished.... feel free to take what you want Tello ...I'll bill your paypal later dude.......



(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/Drums-26.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/drummersm.jpg)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/1914845.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/Drums-25.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/ththtrendrums1.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/chuck2.jpg)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/muso4.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/joshdrums.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/d44bd491.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/drums-24.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/hand_drums.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/Boy_hits_drums.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/drums-1-1.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/Drums-23.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/drums-22.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/Drums-21.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/drums-20.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/drums-19.jpg)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/drums-18.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/drums-17.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/Drums-16.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/drums-15.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/drums-14.png)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/drums-11.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/drums-10.png)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/drums-8.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/drums-7.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/DRUMS-5.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/drums-4.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/drums-2.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/drums-1.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/emoticon_drums_lg_nwm.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/thenoza23de.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 25, 2009, 03:31:50 AM
I can't top that, Yib!!!!

But I can add to it:



(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Zombies%20Horror/ZombieDrummer-Accordion.gif)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Zombies%20Horror/ZombieDrummer.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 25, 2009, 11:55:31 PM
(http://www.maddrummerinc.com/MOVE11.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 27, 2009, 01:49:59 PM



Stand aside !...Drummer gang cummin through !.....   { sneeky bump }

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/July%204%2009/005.jpg)(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/July%204%2009/005.jpg)(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/July%204%2009/005.jpg)(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/July%204%2009/005.jpg)(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/July%204%2009/005.jpg)(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/July%204%2009/005.jpg)(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/July%204%2009/005.jpg)(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/July%204%2009/005.jpg)(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/July%204%2009/005.jpg)(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/July%204%2009/005.jpg)(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/July%204%2009/005.jpg)(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/July%204%2009/005.jpg)(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/July%204%2009/005.jpg)(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/July%204%2009/005.jpg)(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/July%204%2009/005.jpg)(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/July%204%2009/005.jpg)(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/July%204%2009/005.jpg)(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/July%204%2009/005.jpg)(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/July%204%2009/005.jpg)(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/July%204%2009/005.jpg)(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/July%204%2009/005.jpg)(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/July%204%2009/005.jpg)(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/July%204%2009/005.jpg)(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/July%204%2009/005.jpg)(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/July%204%2009/005.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 27, 2009, 02:21:56 PM
Knucklehead ALERT!

THAT'S a Mini Bike Gang (of 1)!!!!

Not a DRUM in the lot.


Try again!

(If I will ever get anymore pix from the locals who have them, I will certainly post them. So far, everybody is holding out.)

Yib: can ya swipe some Drums off my Website Gallery? Try it...I need the excess promo!
Something like these:


(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/IMG_0738.jpg)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/ShowLetter2.jpg)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/IMG_0419.jpg)

You "GO" man!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 27, 2009, 02:26:03 PM
We had more bizzarro weather yesterday!


(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/ShowLetter-1.gif)
Stupid flood
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *Yibida* on July 27, 2009, 02:28:35 PM
We had more bizzarro weather yesterday!


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Stupid flood


In the dezert?....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 27, 2009, 02:34:46 PM
Best place for flash floods!

Heck, study up on the history of the Los Angeles River.

All of So.Cal was a desert once. We still are, at 4880 elevation, we get it all!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 27, 2009, 06:27:52 PM
Double Trouble, or Twice The Fun?

http://jesselellis.blogspot.com/2009/02/ponderism-2-siamese-twins.html (http://jesselellis.blogspot.com/2009/02/ponderism-2-siamese-twins.html)

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/214225/medical_mystery_conjoined_twins/ (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/214225/medical_mystery_conjoined_twins/)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nal56NzGZKg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nal56NzGZKg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 27, 2009, 09:51:19 PM


Jus cos I'm the thread don't mean squat I can still trash this at the same time !.......LOLOLOL



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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 27, 2009, 09:53:48 PM


yyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 27, 2009, 09:57:23 PM


Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump v v Bump Bump Bump Bump

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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 27, 2009, 09:59:36 PM

(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/98d1158920230-kindergartens-oerliko.gif)   (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/98d1158920230-kindergartens-oerliko.gif)   (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/98d1158920230-kindergartens-oerliko.gif)   (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/98d1158920230-kindergartens-oerliko.gif)   (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/98d1158920230-kindergartens-oerliko.gif)   (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/98d1158920230-kindergartens-oerliko.gif)   (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/98d1158920230-kindergartens-oerliko.gif)   (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/98d1158920230-kindergartens-oerliko.gif)   (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/98d1158920230-kindergartens-oerliko.gif)   (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/98d1158920230-kindergartens-oerliko.gif)   (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/98d1158920230-kindergartens-oerliko.gif)   (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/98d1158920230-kindergartens-oerliko.gif)   (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/98d1158920230-kindergartens-oerliko.gif)

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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 27, 2009, 10:00:54 PM
Jus cos I'm the thread don't mean squat I can still trash this at the same time !.......LOLOLOL

I suppose  the possibility of you squatting, and squeezing out yer own thread is out the question?



C):-{= <" posting zombies outside of the zombie thread. what a bonehead......"<<
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 27, 2009, 10:02:37 PM

(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/thread_wont_die.jpg)      (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/thread_wont_die.jpg)      (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/thread_wont_die.jpg)      (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/thread_wont_die.jpg)      (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/thread_wont_die.jpg)      (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/thread_wont_die.jpg)

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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 27, 2009, 10:05:53 PM



Two more man then thats it ....promise...trust me.....


(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/shifty-dude-trust-me.png)

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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 27, 2009, 10:10:55 PM
Two more man then thats it ....promise...trust me.....

It's better to burn-out, than fade away.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 27, 2009, 10:12:22 PM


You know me man..........LOLOL

(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_pushingtheenvelopedetailMedium.jpg) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/pushingtheenvelopedetailMedium.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 27, 2009, 10:16:17 PM
You know me man..........

Not as well as the other kids do cuz I'm new around here.

Nothing on G00gle about you.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 27, 2009, 10:19:00 PM


Try most wanted.............
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 27, 2009, 10:24:42 PM
4600!!!!

Alert the Media!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 27, 2009, 10:27:04 PM
(http://www.vampire.com/gifs/bloodofvine2.png)


Tello..... Found your Vampire Name
The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
Will Pope
Known in some parts of the world as:
Bacchus of Seducers
The Great Archives Record:
Beautiful and alluring - hiding great power, great danger.
The Vampire Name Generator. Get Names for Vampires.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 27, 2009, 10:27:09 PM

4600!!!!

Alert the Media!




I can here the paparazzi creeping down the side of the thread already !!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 27, 2009, 10:31:46 PM

Chill out Tello...don't let it get to yer head...play it cool in front of the camera....


(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_yoda2.jpg) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/yoda2.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 27, 2009, 10:35:10 PM
(http://zombies.monstrous.com/zombies_monsters.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 27, 2009, 10:43:09 PM
Chill out Tello...don't let it get to yer head...play it cool in front of the camera....



Me????

You are the Board Hog!!!!!




"The truth is.................................................
.....................................................................
........................................................................I am Iron Man".

-Tony Stark
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *Yibida* on July 27, 2009, 10:50:07 PM
Chill out Tello...don't let it get to yer head...play it cool in front of the camera....



Me????

You are the Board Hog!!!!!




"The truth is.................................................
.....................................................................
........................................................................I am Iron Man".

-Tony Stark


I'm paid to be here .............
(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/ffs_money1_myspace.gif)      (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/animated-dollar-gold.gif)............Talent commands big bucks..
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 27, 2009, 10:55:00 PM
My talent is spending big bucks.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 27, 2009, 10:57:22 PM


Wise investment....eeerrrrrr..


(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/trailertrash.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 27, 2009, 11:03:32 PM
In my opinion, good film operates on the level of dream, and is not constrained by mundane logic and consistency. By this standard, a good horror/thriller should function as a nightmare, in which each inconceivable fear finds inevitable expression, and the protagonist finds him or herself helplessly drawn to the next shock, without any hope for escape until the climax and resolution (awakening).

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0051755/usercomments (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0051755/usercomments)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *Yibida* on July 27, 2009, 11:12:55 PM
In my opinion, good film operates on the level of dream, and is not constrained by mundane logic and consistency. By this standard, a good horror/thriller should function as a nightmare, in which each inconceivable fear finds inevitable expression, and the protagonist finds him or herself helplessly drawn to the next shock, without any hope for escape until the climax and resolution (awakening).

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0051755/usercomments (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0051755/usercomments)

I can't add to this Tello....I'm a Sci-Fi buff....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on July 27, 2009, 11:26:05 PM
What?????  The Yibster lost for words.  Call the ambulance!!!  Call the fire brigade!!!  Call the police!!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on July 27, 2009, 11:32:46 PM
I can't add to this Tello

have some more red cordial Yibster that will crank you up again !!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 27, 2009, 11:45:59 PM


(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/assaultedpeanut.jpg)


I see the peanut gallery has arrived.....LOLOLOLOL


(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/mrpeanut.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 27, 2009, 11:54:19 PM
What?????  The Yibster lost for words.  Call the ambulance!!!  Call the fire brigade!!!  Call the police!!!


Call the pizza delivery !!!!!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 28, 2009, 07:34:02 AM
C):-{= <" ring his mum. rat him out for turning mud pies into dirt clods... "<<
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 28, 2009, 10:59:21 AM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/thGotBump.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 28, 2009, 11:16:22 AM
4600 to 4700 in 24 hours.......

You Lurkers ROCK MY THREADED WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Thread%20Stuff/awesome_thread.jpg)

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 28, 2009, 08:11:29 PM


Oh !...what was that?.....A Bump?....




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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 28, 2009, 11:15:31 PM
More like these ones..... Montello Brand....

(http://www.chiefsupply.com/images/divpages/vehicle-equipment/Spike-Strips.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on July 28, 2009, 11:16:24 PM
Good evening Yib and R2d2.   ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 28, 2009, 11:17:41 PM
How are ya fluffy! :wine:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on July 28, 2009, 11:19:17 PM
I'm good thanks R2D2.   :-*

Looks like Tello has finally gone beddie byes.  He was tearing around the forum threads today like a tornado.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 28, 2009, 11:23:29 PM
That'd be right fluffy. He is prone to wind - gale force at times...... I'm led to understand.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on July 28, 2009, 11:23:48 PM
He was tearing around the forum threads today like a tornado.

I think he got hold of some of the Yibsters red cordial !!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 28, 2009, 11:32:54 PM
Where is Yib? Don't tell me he's crashed...... again?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 29, 2009, 10:23:56 AM
Forum Announcement: Yibida will be posting infrequently over the next few days due to having contracted influenza. { thats a cold to you Tello. }

(http://sporeflections.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/cough.png?w=300&h=296)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 29, 2009, 10:35:05 AM
Go ahead & say it: "It's all Tello's fault!"

In my defense, I say: "Musta been something I ate."



C):-{= <" get well soon... "<<
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 29, 2009, 04:40:53 PM
.......due to having contracted influenza.

A chest infection can also affect typing skills!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 29, 2009, 04:46:38 PM
A chest infection can also affect typing skills!

I say he's turning into a 28 Days/28 Weeks style ZOMBIE!!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 29, 2009, 04:54:20 PM
(http://kingmagic.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/parrot.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 29, 2009, 05:01:33 PM
It's an ex-parrot.

Lovely plumage.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 29, 2009, 05:08:30 PM
The Slightly Gross Origins of Lipstick

http://inventorspot.com/articles/the_slightly_gross_origins_lipstick_13653 (http://inventorspot.com/articles/the_slightly_gross_origins_lipstick_13653)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: currymuncher on July 29, 2009, 05:12:52 PM
(http://kingmagic.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/parrot.jpg)
[/

a stiff cocky ,,,,poor little birdy  :green: :green:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 29, 2009, 05:41:05 PM
Hello munch! Welcome to the wonderful world of indulgence.

Learning to like it is easy.
It's the pop quizzes that'll send ya whirling....
Enjoy!


(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Thread%20Stuff/thumbs-up.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 29, 2009, 08:15:29 PM
Yib..... I'll share my secret recipe with you..... but don't tell anyone!

2 shots overproof Rum (MUST be OP)
1 Soluble aspro
2 shots warm water

Repeat x 3. (Drop the Aspro from No.s 2 & 3)

Beats the absolute crap out of ANY antibiotic...... and will certainly improve your typing.... not to mention imagination.

In really bad cases..... repeat by 5....... and we'll see ya tomorrow.  :wine:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on July 29, 2009, 11:37:53 PM



Thanks r3830...I think I'LL stick to more conventional remedies.....

  (http://www.codral.com.au/Images/codralColdFlu.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: currymuncher on July 29, 2009, 11:43:08 PM
me too  ;D





























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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on July 29, 2009, 11:44:26 PM
Try this Yibster

(http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss162/pollytonk/pic02625.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 30, 2009, 06:57:42 AM
This just in!

On Saturday, July 25, Montello experienced another torrential rainstorm. Outside my shop stood a fellow who looked both vagrant and stupid.

I invited him, and a party-esque situation ensued.

Russ is the fellow's name. He was stuck in town while his partner went to Wells for car parts.
Russ used his cellphone cam to capture some (I mean: very little) of the action.

I never expected this. So, I can imagine your surprise......


View at yer own risk.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EAvWRZ53PE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EAvWRZ53PE)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6q6QWpch_4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6q6QWpch_4)

C):-{= <" bad weather, bad hair, bad performances.  another day in paradise... "<<
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 30, 2009, 09:17:56 AM
Very nice Tello..... and truly enjoyed! How about an encore on the drums??
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 30, 2009, 09:21:20 AM
Yib..... Go easy on the Codral tablets. I here those things are laxatives in a bright more user friendly rapper! May clear other parts of the body..... but chest?... Well, doubtful! My recipe is environmentally friendly - and at high dosage can certainly return the 'green' to a martian person!!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 30, 2009, 09:35:45 AM
Very nice Tello..... and truly enjoyed! How about an encore on the drums??

Thx!
goto my website, go to LINKS, click Tello Vid.

That's all I got; that's all there is.

Pretty lame, huh?
I'm really stupid that way.

You gotta see my Howard Hughes impersonation.

It's twisted, but the local Innkeeper didn't mind taking my money....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 30, 2009, 10:02:57 AM
Luv Ya Work Tello!

Pretty lame, huh? - Lame Nothin! It's great to watch you havin' fun!

And.... Just for nostalgia.....
(http://photos3.meetupstatic.com/photos/member/c/5/2/5/member_1310469.jpeg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 30, 2009, 10:08:24 AM
HOWDA-hell DID YOU GET THAT PIC????????

Speaking of picks...ya notice I dint use one? I never learned how to play Axe, and nobody ever showed me how to use a pick.

I'm NOT a Musician.

I'm a Drummer.

BIG diff........ ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 30, 2009, 10:17:51 AM
goto my website, go to LINKS, click Tello Vid - and go to unsigned bands! ;D

Loverrrly pic! But.... who's the girl??

I never learned how to play Axe, and nobody ever showed me how to use a pick.

And.... I've been playin' guitar for over twenty years..... but yours sounds better!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgbOS2Ny2_Q (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgbOS2Ny2_Q)

Somethin' completely unrelated to start the day with!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 30, 2009, 10:27:45 AM
.....but yours sounds better!

I bought that stick for 80 bux from the Heartland America catalog. It's a dwarf axe.

Now the MARSHALL.......wow. Extra Crunchy!!!

I can't believe

1) I played that

B) It's on youtube.

Early Production of my Zombie Movie has begun!

C):-{= <" word "<<
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *CountessA* on July 30, 2009, 05:34:27 PM
... with your own cast and your own soundtrack...

I'm just waiting for the game to come out: Tellopoly.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 30, 2009, 07:24:40 PM
Tellopoly.

That's clever I suppose.....

Wanna help me come up with some Zombie Movie scripts?

I dont believe I can do everything myself.......

Team work is nice, just so it's not involving Sunday School Groups.



C):-{= <"  we hate sunday school groups... "<<
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 30, 2009, 07:48:39 PM
Here ya go Tello...... This should inspire the imagination.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0thH3qnHTbI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0thH3qnHTbI)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 30, 2009, 07:55:44 PM
4900 + Hits.




C):-{= <" you heard right.....4900 + morons scanning this twisted thread. what a world..... "<<
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 30, 2009, 08:01:01 PM
Here ya go Tello...... This should inspire the imagination.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0thH3qnHTbI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0thH3qnHTbI)

Thx.
Sorry. Not the best version on the net. I'm from Southern California. Dr. Demento had the best version.
"Halloween Everyday" is still enforced in my house.
Come visit sometime (if you dare)!!!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on July 30, 2009, 08:08:53 PM
Wanna help me come up with some Zombie Movie scripts?

Why not! The Countess would surely add her expertise to this project....as could all here! Do we need a new thread for the occasion?

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 30, 2009, 08:49:53 PM
Do we need a new thread for the occasion?

No.  Ye Olde Zombie Thread shall suffice.

And my email is in working order.

(Thx!)

Please operate around the "Tag Line":

"There's something in the water. But not in the beer".
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Roo on July 30, 2009, 10:31:59 PM
One question Tello....

Are you going to have a 'casting' couch for your movie????  Huh????

 :evil:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 31, 2009, 08:31:32 AM
There's 2 sofas at my house.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on July 31, 2009, 08:43:15 AM
Interesting.  So you are planning on casting more than one person Tello?   
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 31, 2009, 09:17:06 AM
Yes.
And we're having a slumber party too...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on July 31, 2009, 09:34:50 AM
More hilarity from the mighty meatloaf:


A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated
as either masculine or feminine.


'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la Casa.'

'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male
and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be
a masculine or a feminine noun.. Each group was asked to give four reasons for
its recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine
gender ('la computadora'), because:

1.... No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later
retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half
your paycheck on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el
computador'), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the
problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little
longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.
________________________________________________________

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.
 
The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar,
you have passed all the tests, except one.
Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.'
 
Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'
 
The manager said,
'Make a sentence using the words
Yellow, Pink, and Green.'
 
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,
'Mister manager, I am ready.'
 
The manager said, 'Go ahead.'
 
Mujibar said,
'The telephone goes green, green,
and I pink it up, and say,
Yellow, this is Mujibar.'
 
Mujibar now works at a call center.
 
No doubt you have spoken to him.
I know I have.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *CountessA* on July 31, 2009, 12:18:16 PM
Mujibar is well-known. He was trying to sell me something just yesterday.

Ideas for zombie script.

Scene: dark night, with a sickly greenish cast to the faint light coming from beyond the trees which look like agonised souls. A raven flies, startled, up into the sky above the shuddering trees. The moon looks deformed. Pan to below, beyond the trees. It's still dark. Sound effect: digging sound. As the darkness clears just slightly, the camera swivels to the source of the digging sound.

There is a figure digging monotonously, unceasingly. Fog tendrils about the scene, and lifts slightly to show that we are in a graveyard. The camera pans to show that the figure doing the digging is decayed and rotting, in worm-embellished rags. It's... the Zombie Lord, name unknown, for his face is so disfigured that it can't be matched to any living memory and he refuses to carry ID. He is digging... digging...

(Note: why is the Zombie Lord digging? Surely he'd have minions to do this for him? Fear not: all will be revealed.)

The shovel hits wood. The fiendish eyes (one dangling from its socket) blaze fiercely.

tbc - possibly.

excerpt from Telligula - Lord of the Zombies.

Note: Telligula should not be taken to be this individual's real name. He is known to his victims (briefly) and to law enforcement agents (longer, depending on fast they are) as Telligula, but what his real name is, only a select few shall ever know...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 01, 2009, 09:04:40 PM
It's got potential, tessa! Keep working it.

Now: I'm here in me Studio watching flicks and reading about them on imdb.
The latest view was "Pulse" (1988 w/ Cliff De Young). http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095924/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095924/)
I was thinking: In the 1970's, on TV, there was a movie called "Killdozer".
I looked it up on imdb. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071717/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071717/)
And on Amazon. Out of stock.
Then, on ebay.
(Item number:   330348126469)

Scored.
 
Look at this:

KILLDOZER is one of those fun Cult Classic Made-for-TV horror movies from the 70's that you can't find at the video store… (And won't be available on eBay after August 2nd!)

A group of construction workers on a remote island hit a meteorite with the blade of a bulldozer. Bad news! An apparently angry alien life force transfers from the rock to the 'dozer and a killing spree ensues… as Killdozer goes on a murderous rampage!

Based on a novella by science fiction author Theodore Sturgeon, this Horror/Sci-Fi TV Movie from 1974 stars Clint Walker, Robert Ulrich, Neville Brand… and a few other victims.

This is a decent quality, professional DVD transfer with menu and chapters. The video is NTSC, Region Free, which will play on all stand-alone DVD players, even the older ones. If you're outside the U.S., make sure your player will play NTSC (though you can always play it on a computer). Comes with a case and cover art. The cover graphic shown is a stock photo. The actual cover art is black and white.

International Buyers, please email me for a S&H quote.

***Starting August 3rd, eBay's New Policy will prohibit the listing of any public domain media created after 1971. So after August 2nd, KILLDOZER will not be available on eBay. So if you want your copy, you have to grab it NOW!!!

***

Note to eBay: This listing is in compliance with all current eBay policies in regard to copyright. The film listed in this auction is in the Public Domain. According to the U.S. Copyright Office and the Library of Congress, there is no current copyright on this film, so therefore it is in the Public Domain.


What's with the new policy? Shameful. ebay, you've 'done it again'........ >:(
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 02, 2009, 04:18:41 PM
Meatloaf does it (to me) again:

Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak -
the last one is great!
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could
immediately take the words back...
or that you could crawl into a hole?
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....


FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow
and asked loudly,
'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?'
I turned around and walked back out and never went back
My husband didn't say a word...
he knew better.


SECOND TESTIMONY:
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.
I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.
After browsing for several minutes,
I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store.
He asked if he could help me.
Without thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like playing with mens balls'

THIRD TESTIMONY:
My sister and I were at the mall and
passed by a store that sold a
variety of candy and nuts.
As we were looking at the display case,
the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.
I replied, 'No, I'm just looking at your nuts.'
My sister started to laugh hysterically.
The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away.
To this day,
my sister has never let me forget.


FOURTH TESTIMONY:
While in line at the bank one afternoon,
my toddler decided to release
some pent-up energy and ran amok.
I was finally able to grab hold of
her after receiving looks of disgust
and annoyance from other patrons.
I told her that if she did not start behaving
'right now' she would be punished.
To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just ! as threa tening,
'If you don't let me go right now,
I will tell Grandma that I saw you
kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!'
The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange.
Even the tellers stopped what they were doing.
I mustered up the last of my dignity and
walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow.
The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.


FIFTH TESTIMONY:
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?
My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly.
One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in between errands
It was very busy, with a full dining room.
While enjoying my taco,
I smelled something funny,
so of course I checked
my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean.
Then I realized that Danny
had not asked to go potty in a while.
I asked him if he needed to go,
and he said 'No'.
I kept thinking
'Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me.'
Then I said,
'Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?'
'No,' he replied.
I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse.
Soooooo, I asked one more time, 'Danny did you have an accident ? This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants,
bent over, spread his cheeks
and yelled
'SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!'
While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing,
he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.
An old couple made me feel better,
thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!


LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days
and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will,
in the future, likely think before she speaks.
What happens when you predict snow but don't get any!
We had a female news anchor that,
the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't,
turned to the weatherman and asked:
'So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?'
Not only did HE have to leave the set,
but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!


Now, didn't that feel good?
Pass it on to someone you know who needs a laugh
and remember
we all say things we don't really mean,
so think before you speak!



This means YOU! (yib...)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 02, 2009, 05:00:27 PM
Just in case.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe543giXeEs&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe543giXeEs&feature=related)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 02, 2009, 08:53:07 PM
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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on August 03, 2009, 11:09:28 PM
heres a new gif for ya Tello

(http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u110/t69man1/flasher.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on August 03, 2009, 11:33:00 PM
Miss mon tello 2009 ???

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg246/Battruth/flasher%20girls/bluebulls.jpg

couldnt bring myself to post the actual picture
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: da_ewok on August 03, 2009, 11:41:03 PM
smee smee smee - do you really need to post that picture of me?

I look hideous - could you please find the one in the itsy bitsy red bikini please? - I look far better in that one - you can;t see anything of the poor bikini - but hey - more for the imagination  ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on August 03, 2009, 11:53:00 PM
What this one Ewok ???

(http://i552.photobucket.com/albums/jj360/hillaboy501/jenna.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on August 03, 2009, 11:54:11 PM
or was it this one ??

(http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm52/delyana_album/redbikini.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on August 03, 2009, 11:55:58 PM
surely not

(http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg143/Irish_Glory88/redbikini.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 03, 2009, 11:59:28 PM



Blame Tommy...


http://mirrored.flabber.nl/boob.cursor/ciagnijcycka.swf
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 04, 2009, 10:27:47 PM
Horse question:

Do horses know when they're in Movies?

They don't look into the camera so much, and they always fall down on cue.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *Yibida* on August 04, 2009, 11:20:19 PM
Horse question:

Do horses know when they're in Movies?

They don't look into the camera so much, and they always fall down on cue.


Because they use horse zombies yer git.... your suppose to be the zombie expert.....

(http://rookery2.viary.com/storagev12/1058000/1058329_be09_625x1000.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: M@ggie on August 04, 2009, 11:39:56 PM
I can see many Google searches have been violated in the interests of this thread.

Hey ho, can't beat 'em, join 'em.


(http://declubz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/weird-shoes-1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 04, 2009, 11:40:51 PM
I can see many Google searches have been violated in the interests of this thread.

Hey ho, can't beat 'em, join 'em.


(http://declubz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/weird-shoes-1.jpg)

Heh mags do they come with mao?....LOLOL
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: M@ggie on August 04, 2009, 11:45:05 PM
Mao ... Tse Tung?


(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EB8WMWyYyJ0/SPS2LzlQohI/AAAAAAAAApc/r7y30CDiyNs/s400/Mao_Tse_Tung_imitator_1.jpg)


Nahhh, he would have slipped in them. Very undignified for the supreme Chinese being.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 04, 2009, 11:45:52 PM
You learn quick grass hopper...LOL
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 04, 2009, 11:46:50 PM
Fish sandals!

That beats my Propane Phone!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 04, 2009, 11:47:34 PM
Tello meet Maggie.........Maggie meet Tello......
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 04, 2009, 11:50:53 PM
I see you 2 have already met.

Yib's the weirdo.

I'm the clown.

Please make a note of it!  ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: M@ggie on August 04, 2009, 11:52:42 PM
He he ...greetings, Tello. I won't sully your name with a rhyming greeting. Did you know you're famous? One day I want a mug named after me.

(http://rlv.zcache.com/tello_mug-p168703462605446381qzje_400.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 04, 2009, 11:53:38 PM


Heh WTF?.....where's the Yib mugg?......
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: M@ggie on August 04, 2009, 11:54:31 PM
Rhyming? Rhymeing? Rhyyyyming?

Stupid spelling. Hey, if you say that often enough it sounds vaguely rude.

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: M@ggie on August 04, 2009, 11:58:45 PM


Heh WTF?.....where's the Yib mugg?......



How about a fairly boring sticker instead?

(http://images6.cafepress.com/product/191990436v1_150x150_Front.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 05, 2009, 12:00:13 AM


Heh WTF?.....where's the Yib mugg?......

Back off! She's on my thread now!

Yes M@ggie, we could have a wonder life together in the Tello House of Fame.....IF Yib would do the chores...!!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 05, 2009, 12:02:09 AM


Heh WTF?.....where's the Yib mugg?......



How about a fairly boring sticker instead?

(http://images6.cafepress.com/product/191990436v1_150x150_Front.jpg)


I know just where to stick this....now where's Tello?....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 05, 2009, 12:04:07 AM
2 guesses....

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/IMG_0738.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 05, 2009, 12:06:29 AM
(http://www.icanhasforce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/star-wars-yoda.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on August 05, 2009, 12:07:53 AM


Heh WTF?.....where's the Yib mugg?......

best I could do at short notice Yibster

(http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u78/markliddle/marvin%20collection/cups%20glasses%20bottles%20coasters/036.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 05, 2009, 12:08:42 AM


Heh WTF?.....where's the Yib mugg?......

best I could do at short notice Yibster

(http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u78/markliddle/marvin%20collection/cups%20glasses%20bottles%20coasters/036.jpg)


Thx smee...yer know who ya friends are....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 05, 2009, 12:09:18 AM
Tello....She's gone dude...the size of yer drum sticks scared her off....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 05, 2009, 12:10:53 AM
No idea Ron....I think it's a feud that goes back years....I'm just an innocent bystander and I'm gunna stay that way..LOLOL

Right then. Carry on.....



Tello....She gone dude...the size of yer drum sticks scared her off....

Says YOU, ya wonk!

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/IMG_0708.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on August 05, 2009, 12:13:23 AM
Hey Tello is this one of your drummer mates ????

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wy52yueBX_s
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 05, 2009, 12:14:11 AM
Hey Tello is this one of your drummer mates ????

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wy52yueBX_s


I love that flick !!!!!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 05, 2009, 12:23:31 AM
Hey Tello is this one of your drummer mates ????

No, but those are my drums!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on August 05, 2009, 12:30:58 AM
A Tello look alike !!

(http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z275/Walsh07/muppet%20stuff/muppets-animal.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 05, 2009, 12:33:02 AM

This is better resemblance...... Animal by name Animal by nature...Yep sounds like Tello..


(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/th_1914845.gif) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/1914845.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 05, 2009, 12:43:14 AM
Don't think that I don't have those in my Pb.

I do.


And yer still a wonk!

You too, smee!

 :drummer:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 05, 2009, 12:46:40 AM


 :rofl:

Night dude...gotta catch some beauty sleep...I ain't gettin any younger...enjoy the the fine selection of flicks.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 05, 2009, 01:27:19 AM
Fine.
Scram.
Beat it.
Get outta here.
Crash out.
Bug off.

Later.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: M@ggie on August 05, 2009, 10:19:06 AM
You two wore me out.

(http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:4tur0SjaPRNdwM:http://glambamm.com/images/zac-efron-vanessa-hudgens-sleeping-beauty.jpg)



Had to go lie down and look windswept and interesting.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on August 05, 2009, 03:30:59 PM
Ah the old laying down windswept , interesting look .... gets me everytime !!!
obviously it did nothing for the other 2 ratbags though M@ggie
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 05, 2009, 03:49:13 PM
"Desert Rat". Not ratbag.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: M@ggie on August 05, 2009, 03:56:46 PM


Nope, Smee.  ;D


Dessert rat would have been far more attractive. Mmmmm, dessert.


(http://www.sanderscandy.com/images/SandersDessert4%20CreamPuff%20small%202.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on August 05, 2009, 04:42:42 PM
Looks like everyone needs a couple of these.... imperial measurements as well!
(http://i983.photobucket.com/albums/ae320/r3830/tooheys.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 05, 2009, 04:44:33 PM


Ahhhh!...cuttin mi lunch again dude!.... I knock off in 15 min...gimi time to get home then I'll deal with ya.... { Hi Mags ! }
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Ubbie Max* on August 05, 2009, 06:21:03 PM
Rat, who wants rat? Here's a nice rat cake.

[attachment deleted by admin]
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 05, 2009, 09:42:00 PM
Rat, who wants rat? Here's a nice rat cake.

Save the parsons nose for me.....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: currymuncher on August 06, 2009, 08:43:15 AM
rat,how horrible ,scary little rodents ,makes me shudder thinking of them :o
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 06, 2009, 10:39:06 AM
So, stop thinking about them.

Problem solved.

 ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Ubbie Max* on August 06, 2009, 11:28:20 AM
G'day Currymuncher. Don't you think that Rat cake looks delectable?

It would be an excellent desert after a main course of Pluto Pups.   
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 06, 2009, 11:40:25 AM
Rat Fink Pie!

(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o273/mikehawk07/Rat_Fink.jpg)

It's a Hot Rod "Thang"!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Ubbie Max* on August 06, 2009, 11:46:46 AM
Tello. That's a pretty dam good looking rat. It would make an excellent pie filling.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 06, 2009, 01:19:12 PM
Take it away!

There's more of it at photobucket.

Make mine a Double!!!!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 06, 2009, 01:31:41 PM



I'm at work...my PC is shackled with security policy's ...my hands are tied... I feel so abused...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 06, 2009, 02:42:29 PM
I feel so abused...

Yep!

Classic tell-tale signs of a "Man at work".


Here's a ditty:

That band called "Men At Work".....

..The lead singer is Colin Hay.

I knew him in Topanga Canyon, California.

We both lived there at the time.

I was a local Handyman with local newspaper advertising.
He called me up to estimate a tree trimming job at his house.
I didn't know who he was at that time...just another local potential client.

Major snag: His house was surrounded by the highest trees in the 'Hood.

He lived in the only GLASS HOUSE in all the land.

I said I couldn't do that job. Please consult the "Licensed Professionals"....

I invited him to check out my Comedy Act at Open Mic Night at the Topanga Bar & Grill every Wednesday night.

He was there, to see ME, every week, for a long time....until it all shut down.

Brush with fame? Or, FAME rubbing elbows...?

I don't need YOU to decide.

I'm TELLING you it's SO!!!!!

Go ahead. Ask Colin Hay yerselves...

G00gle his azz................

Refer to : "Omer Of Topanga" as the person (I was) of interest.....

Yule see!


done.

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 06, 2009, 03:57:34 PM
Meatloaf strikes again!



Where the Blame Lies!!

How the world works lately...

If a man cuts his finger off while

 Slicing salami at work,
 He blames the restaurant.


If you smoke three packs a day

 for 40 years and die of lung cancer,

 Your family blames the

 Tobacco  company.


If your neighbor crashes

 Into a tree while driving home drunk,

 He  blames the bartender.


If your grandchildren are

 Brats without manners,

You blame television.


If your friend is shot by a

 Deranged madman,
 You  blame the gun manufacturer.


And if a crazed person breaks

 Into the cockpit and

 Tries  to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,

 And  the passengers

 Kill  him instead,

 The  mother of the crazed deceased

 Blames  the airline.


I must have lived too long to

 Understand  the world

 As  it is anymore.


So, if I die while my

 Old  wrinkled ass is parked

In front of this computer,

I want all of you to

 Blame.......  Bill Gates.

HAVE A GREAT DAY!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 06, 2009, 11:08:15 PM


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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 06, 2009, 11:09:42 PM

There he is guys...get him !!



[click]
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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on August 08, 2009, 07:32:04 PM
5521.... and counting
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 09, 2009, 11:21:52 PM
(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/epjbyc.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 11, 2009, 07:18:16 PM
Totally an insignificant BUMP!..........
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 11, 2009, 08:16:07 PM
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Goof Posts on OZ-RT 2009
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The 'feds' NEVER allowed a chat line......
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 11, 2009, 09:16:16 PM


Here ya go Tello...first visit free !....


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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 11, 2009, 09:18:16 PM
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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 12, 2009, 12:51:51 AM


Alright ya wonker don't sook I'll give ya dieing thread a bump......(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/bellyfaced.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 13, 2009, 02:42:11 PM
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=787.0 (http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=787.0)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 13, 2009, 06:25:35 PM
It's Movie Night, everynight, in The House of Tello.

This viewing currently includes "Silent Hill". (I've seen it before!)

I found something EXTRA  Groovy Special.

From the Trivia page at imdb:

In the film, Silent Hill is a desolate ghost town that had been abandoned because of a dangerous 30-year-old coal fire burning in the mines under the town. Screenwriter Roger Avary used a real-life town as the inspiration for Silent Hill: Centralia, Pennsylvania. Centralia is almost completely deserted due to a mine fire burning right under the community for 40 years. Avary saw what Centralia had become, as well as its history, and decided to use its past as the basis for Silent Hill.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0384537/trivia (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0384537/trivia)


I G00gled the joint; here's a great looksie:

The story began sometime in 1962 along the outskirts of town when trash was burned in the pit of an abandoned strip mine, which connected to a coal vein running near the surface.  The burning trash caught the exposed vein of coal on fire.  The fire was thought to be extinguished but it apparently wasn't when it erupted in the pit a few days later.  Again the fire was doused with water for hours and thought to be out.  But it wasn't.   The coal then began to burn underground.  That was in 1962.   For the next two decades, workers battled the fire, flushing the mines with water and fly ash, excavated the burning material and dug trenches, backfilled, drilling again and again in an attempt to find the boundaries of the fire and  plan to put the fire out or at least contain it.

All efforts failed to do either as government officials delayed to take any real action to save the village.  By the early 1980s the fire had affected approximately 200 acres and homes had to be abandoned as carbon monoxide levels reached life threatening levels.   An engineering study concluded in 1983 that the fire could burn for another century or even more and "could conceivably spread over an area of approximately 3,700 acres."


http://www.offroaders.com/album/centralia/centralia.htm (http://www.offroaders.com/album/centralia/centralia.htm)


Mine fire

“    This was a world where no human could live, hotter than the planet Mercury, its atmosphere as poisonous as Saturn's. At the heart of the fire, temperatures easily exceeded 1,000 degrees. Lethal clouds of carbon monoxide and other gases swirled through the rock chambers.    ”

It is not known for certain how the fire that made Centralia essentially unlivable was ignited. One theory asserts that in May 1962, Centralia Borough Council hired five members of the volunteer fire company to clean up the town landfill, located in an abandoned strip mine pit next to the Odd Fellows Cemetery. This had been done prior to Memorial Day in previous years, when the landfill was in a different location. The firefighters, as they had in the past, set the dump on fire, and let it burn for a time. Unlike in previous years, however, the fire was not extinguished.


Film

    * The town and its few remaining residents are the focus of Chris Perkel and Georgie Roland's 2007 feature-length documentary The Town That Was.

    * The town is the inspiration for the 1991 cult film Nothing But Trouble, written by Dan Aykroyd.

    * In the 2006 horror film, Silent Hill, the town of Silent Hill has been abandoned due to a prolonged mine fire, which writer, Roger Avery, says was inspired by Centralia. Aspects of this are shown throughout the movie, such as characters wandering through the misty version of Silent Hill wearing mining gear.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centralia,_Pennsylvania (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centralia,_Pennsylvania)

http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=40.803333,-76.341667&spn=0.3,0.3&t=h&q=40.803333,-76.341667 (http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=40.803333,-76.341667&spn=0.3,0.3&t=h&q=40.803333,-76.341667)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 13, 2009, 07:26:53 PM
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Don't look now Tello the buzzards are circling.....when did ya last have a bath?....LOL
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 13, 2009, 07:37:40 PM
Bite my bath bubbles, Yib. They're not the soapy ones.

And now, something more, ON Topic:

The Hottest Town in America

For nearly 20 years it has been burning—and fuming On the surface, at least, Centralia looks much like dozens of neighboring towns in the hard-coal country of eastern Pennsylvania. A casual traveler topping the hill where Route 61 swings up from the south can take in the entire community at a glance, from St. Ignatius' Catholic church at one end of town, past the wooden row houses and empty storefronts in the center, to onion-domed St. Mary's Russian Orthodox church at the other. But a more careful look reveals something else: acrid-smelling steam coming from the ground. Centralia sits on a bed of fire; it is its own hell on earth. The steam rises from pipes in the middle of Route 61, from vents in the yard of a gas station, from six tall stacks on a hilltop to the right of the highway and from holes that have opened in the ground itself.

Centralia's residents are steaming too.

They have posted signs (example: SAVE OUR TOWN—PUT OUT THE FIRE) everywhere, on homes, storefronts and automobiles, demanding that the Federal Government put out the fire that has been smoldering for nearly two decades in the abandoned mine shafts under their town.

Unless the fire is extinguished, many of the 1,200 people who live in this small community 100 miles northwest of Philadelphia may be forced to move. Laments Joan Girolami, 38, who has lived there for 15 years: "The town is dying, and nobody's doing anything to save it."

Centralia's ordeal began in 1962, when fire from a refuse pit southeast of town spread into one of the coal seams and then into the mines, eventually forcing them to close. At first, no one seemed terribly concerned. A 1965 attempt to locate and excavate the blaze—the only way to extinguish an anthracite fire—was abandoned when local funds ran out. A number of subsequent attempts were also unsuccessful. Many townspeople assumed that if they ignored the fire it would eventually burn itself out.

It did not. Sulfurous smoke and steam, produced as the fire has heated underground water, have continued to rise through vents in the surface; heat has continued to build. Tom Coddington found in 1979 that the temperature in the underground gasoline storage tanks at his Amoco station had risen to 172° F. He was forced to drain the tanks to avoid an explosion. A few months later Coddington, who lived with his family in an apartment above the station, was overcome by carbon monoxide and rushed to a nearby hospital. Since then he has moved his family to a trailer set up on the town's ball field. Five other families were forced to move after monitors installed in their homes by the U.S. Department of the Interior's Bureau of Mines measured high carbon monoxide levels. "It got so we couldn't close our windows," said Tony Andrade. "We just gassed out."

The experiences of the six displaced families forced state and federal officials to take the fire more seriously. Then, last Valentine's Day, Todd Domboski, 12, went out to investigate smoke he saw rising from his grandmother's backyard, fell into a fuming hole that suddenly opened under his feet, and was saved only because a cousin had seen the accident and was able to pull him out.

The Bureau of Mines, which has statutory responsibility for mine fires and other problems resulting from bad mining practices, began the process of buying out 27 families whose homes lie within the "impact area" most threatened by escaping gases and steam, and moving them elsewhere. But the bureau has yet to take any steps to locate the fire and excavate in order to reach it, a process that would cost $80 million, or to relocate the more than 100 homes that could be affected if it did excavate.

Nor is aid for Centralia likely to come from anywhere else. Two men appeared in April, introducing themselves as representatives of an unidentified company interested in purchasing Centralia. They offered to buy out homeowners and establish a new town a few miles away in return for the right to mine the coal under Centralia. Most residents did not take the proposal too seriously. Says Tom Larkin, president of the Concerned Citizens Action Group: "We're not that desperate."

But some Centralians, unable to sell the homes that constitute their earthly wealth, are getting desperate. A number of parents believe that the fire down below is having a psychological effect on their children, many of whom have expressed fears of falling into holes like the one that nearly swallowed the Domboski boy. Others fear for their families' physical safety. Christine Oakum, 28, keeps a canary named Fred and an electronic monitor that checks for carbon monoxide and other gases in her home; she has taught her four boys, ages two to seven, to leave the house immediately if the alarm sounds. "As long as Freddie is singing and the monitor is beeping, you know things are all right," says Oakum, "but it's a nightmare." Katherine Jurgill, 20, who keeps an ear tuned to the monitor in her home, shares that anxiety. Jurgill's daughter Katrina, 2, was sick much of last winter. Her second child is due in mid-July. "The Government says we're safe," she remarks, "but it's hard to see steam coming out of the ground on both sides and believe that we are."

Some Centralians insist they will never leave their homes. But a growing majority say they are willing to move. In a nonbinding referendum that drew 80% of the borough's electorate last month, townspeople voted 434 to 204 to move if necessary. "You can replace a home," said Girolami. "You can't replace a family. A lot of us would be happy if the Government moved us. We've been waiting 19 years for them to put out the fire."

The people of Centralia may have to wait a bit longer. An underground mine fire at Carbondale, 50 miles to the north, burned for 33 years before it was finally extinguished in 1965. That fire asphyxiated six people before the Federal Government dug it out and smothered it with water and slurry. Centralia's fire has not killed anyone yet. —By Peter Staler


http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,950532-1,00.html (http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,950532-1,00.html)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 13, 2009, 08:14:04 PM
More:

http://www.offroaders.com/album/centralia/Silent-Hill.htm (http://www.offroaders.com/album/centralia/Silent-Hill.htm)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 13, 2009, 08:36:12 PM
Here's a flick I know Yib will like:

ROBOT MONSTER

Robot Monster is the Citizen Kane of abysmal 1950s science fiction. It has everything modern viewers have come to expect from movies of this genre: a laughable plot line, completely improbable situations, ludicrous acting, unbelievably awful special effects, cheapjack production values, gaffes galore, and examples of how to fail miserably at every major aspect of motion picture production. For good measure it also sports easily the most ridiculous "monster" in the history of film! The plot is so thin that it can't even be stretched comfortably over the film's 66-minute running time without generous padding. A family, headed by the requisite German-accented scientist and including a "hot" chick, a "manly" guy, and two cutesy-poo kids wander through the desert after Earth has been annihilated by a guy in a gorilla suit wearing a plastic diving helmet. That's basically it, except for some nonsensical pap about an immunity serum. When the guy in the monkey suit is far and away the best actor in the picture, you've got a MAJOR problem--but compared to John Mylong as "The Professor," Ro-Man is Laurence Olivier. You could drive a semi through the plot holes. The dialogue clangers pile up like horseshoes on George H.W. Bush's lawn. You feel embarrassed for director Phil Tucker, and almost ashamed to laugh at this movie when you learn that the bad reviews of the film drove him to attempt suicide. The experience of watching this film, even with its abnormally short running time, is so excruciating that it feels like you've wasted five hours of your life. It's so bad that after a while you begin to marvel at its very badness, and ultimately you come away awe-stricken.

I call it a masterpiece because under normal circumstances only a talented and determined genius could make a film that sinks as low and violates so many rules of film-making, storytelling and suspension of disbelief as this one does. It takes real talent to make Ed Wood look like Stanley Kubrick, but Phil Tucker pulled it off. For that alone he deserves a place in film history.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0046248/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0046248/)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 14, 2009, 12:54:31 AM


That's it ! this threads going down!...errr...who's got a match ?....


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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *CountessA* on August 14, 2009, 10:03:57 AM
Tello, it's time for you to watch "M", and Cabinet of Dr Caligari, in between all of these other "high points" of cinematic triumph.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 14, 2009, 10:43:47 AM
As per yer suggestion, I bought and watched "M".

I dunno about the other one.

I have all the South Parks, is that OK?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *CountessA* on August 14, 2009, 01:18:20 PM
Well, according to the top-secret intel I have, watching and owning South Park videos or DVDs is not a crime, so I think it must be all right...!

Do you have/have you watched Shadow of the Vampire? Interesting film...

If you're in the mood for something tear-jerky and gorgeous and nostalgic, "Random Harvest" - without question my favourite tear-jerk classic drama film of all time.

"Night Watch", the Russian film - you must have that, yes?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 14, 2009, 02:05:04 PM
No.

No.

Yes!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 14, 2009, 02:32:54 PM


That's it ! this threads going down!...errr...who's got a match ?....


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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 14, 2009, 06:06:33 PM
Trailer Park Boys 2: Countdown to Liquor Day

The only difference between you and them is a couple of drinks…

Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are about to get out of jail, and this time, Julian vows to go straight, even open a legit business. Soon the Boys will all be rich. At least that’s what they’ve told the parole board. But when they arrive back at the park, they find it’s not the same old Sunnyvale - and it’s not the same old Jim Lahey, Trailer Park Supervisor.

Lahey’s a new man, hasn’t had a drink for two years. And he has plans - BIG PLANS - for Sunnyvale. But unfortunately for Lahey, Julian stands in his way. With his big plans for Sunnyvale going down the toilet, his relationship with Randy broken down, and having the Boys back in the park is all way too much pressure for him to bear. For Jim Lahey, the countdown to liquor day is on.

Meanwhile, Julian’s having problems of his own and the Boys are forced to resort to doing what they know best - breaking the law. Lahey’s descent into the liquor coupled with the Boys descent into crime puts them all on a collision course to mayhem and destruction, trailer park style.


http://blog.movieset.com/2009/08/07/trailer-park-boys-2-countdown-to-liquor-day-first-look-new-trailer-and-poster/ (http://blog.movieset.com/2009/08/07/trailer-park-boys-2-countdown-to-liquor-day-first-look-new-trailer-and-poster/)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 14, 2009, 08:49:05 PM
Management Course
____________________________

Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'
'It was Bob the next door neighbor she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.


Lesson 2:


A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.


Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'

Puff! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.


Lesson 4


An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it..

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.




Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy..'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:
Bull shite might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there...


Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.  Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shites on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shite is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shite, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 14, 2009, 09:58:11 PM






(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/insane_big.jpg)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/Picture1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 14, 2009, 10:02:50 PM
Oh yeah?

I get my material out of my computer.















You pull yers out of yer bum.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 18, 2009, 12:56:47 AM
The Final Destination (aka FD4)

http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi3834315289/ (http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi3834315289/)

 :yess:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 18, 2009, 03:04:25 AM
From the email archives of Gina, aka Meatloaf:

WARNING : ONLY Read This Once You Are Able To LAUGH OUT LOUD.

Hysterics might set in. The writer of this piece paints a very vivid picture... funny stuff… ENJOY!!

 I went to Bunnings recently while not being altogether sure that course of action was a wise one. You see, the previous evening I had prepared and consumed a massive quantity of my patented 'you're definitely going to s**t yourself' road-kill chilli. Tasty stuff, albeit hot to the point of being painful, which comes with a written guarantee from me that if you eat it, the next day both of your butt cheeks WILL fall off.

 Here's the thing. I had awakened that morning, and even after two cups of coffee (and all of you know what I mean) nothing happened. No 'Watson's Movement 2'. Despite the chillies swimming their way through my intestinal tract, I was unable to create the usual morning symphony referred to by my dear wife as 'thunder and lightning'.

 Knowing that a time of reckoning HAD to come, yet not sure of just when, I bravely set off for Bunnings, my quest being paint and supplies to refinish the verandah.  Upon entering the store at first all seemed normal. I selected a cart and began pushing it about dropping items in for purchase. It wasn't until I was at the opposite end of the store from the toilets that the pain hit me.

 Oh, don't look at me like you don't know what I'm talking about. I'm referring to that 'Uh, Oh, shite, gotta go' pain that always seems to hit us at the wrong time. The thing is, this pain was different. The chillies from the night before were staging a revolt.  In a mad rush for freedom they bullied their way through the small intestines, forcing their way into the large intestines, and before I could take one step in the direction of the dunnies which would bring sweet relief, it happened. The chillies fired a warning shot.

 There I stood, alone in the paint and stain section, suddenly enveloped in a toxic cloud the likes of which has never before been recorded. I was afraid to move for fear that more of this vile odour might escape me.  Slowly, oh so slowly, the pressure seemed to leave the lower part of my body, and I began to move up the aisle and out of it, just as a red aproned clerk turned the corner and asked if I needed any help.

  I don't know what made me do it, but I stopped to see what his reaction would be to the malodorous effluvium that refused to dissipate.. Have you ever been torn in two different directions emotionally? Here's what I mean, and I'm sure some of you at least will be able to relate.  I could've warned that poor clerk, but didn't. I simply watched as he walked into an invisible, and apparently indestructible, wall of odour so terrible that all he could do before gathering his senses and running, was to stand there blinking and waving his arms about his head as though trying to ward off angry bees. This, of course, made me feel terrible, but then made me laugh. .......BIG mistake!!!!!

 Here's the thing. When you laugh, it's hard to keep things 'clamped down', if you know what I mean. With each new guffaw an explosive issue burst forth from my nether region. Some were so loud and echoing that I was later told a few folks in other aisles had ducked, fearing that someone was robbing the store and firing off a shotgun.  Suddenly things were no longer funny. 'It' was coming, and I raced off through the store towards the dunny, laying down a cloud the whole way, praying that I'd make it before the grand mal arsplosion took place.

  Luck was on my side. Just in the nick of time I got to the john, began the inevitable 'Oh my God', floating above the toilet seat because my ass is burning SO BAD, purging. One poor fellow walked in while I was in the middle of what is the true meaning of 'Shock and Awe'. He made a gagging sound, and disgustedly said, 'Son-of-a-Irma Grese!, did it smell that bad when you ate it?', then quickly left.

  Once finished and I left the restroom, reacquired my partially filled cart intending to carry on with my shopping when a store employee approached me and said, 'Sir, you might want to step outside for a few minutes. It appears some prankster set off a stink bomb in the store. The manager is going to run the vent fans on high for a minute or two which ought to take care of the problem.'

  My smirking of course set me off again, causing residual gases to escape me. The employee took one sniff, jumped back pulling his shirt up to cover his nose and, pointing at me in an accusing manner shouted, 'IT'S YOU!', then ran off returning moments later with the manager. I was unceremoniously escorted from the premises and asked none too kindly not to return.

  Home again without my supplies, I realized that there was nothing to eat but leftover chilli, so I consumed two more bowls. The next day I went to shop at Lowes. I can't say anymore about that because we are in court over the whole matter.
                Bastards claim they're going to have to repaint the store


 :devil:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *Yibida* on August 18, 2009, 02:20:56 PM
From the email archives of Gina, aka Meatloaf:

WARNING : ONLY Read This Once You Are Able To LAUGH OUT LOUD.

Hysterics might set in. The writer of this piece paints a very vivid picture... funny stuff… ENJOY!!

 I went to Bunnings recently while not being altogether sure that course of action was a wise one. You see, the previous evening I had prepared and consumed a massive quantity of my patented 'you're definitely going to s**t yourself' road-kill chilli. Tasty stuff, albeit hot to the point of being painful, which comes with a written guarantee from me that if you eat it, the next day both of your butt cheeks WILL fall off.

 Here's the thing. I had awakened that morning, and even after two cups of coffee (and all of you know what I mean) nothing happened. No 'Watson's Movement 2'. Despite the chillies swimming their way through my intestinal tract, I was unable to create the usual morning symphony referred to by my dear wife as 'thunder and lightning'.

 Knowing that a time of reckoning HAD to come, yet not sure of just when, I bravely set off for Bunnings, my quest being paint and supplies to refinish the verandah.  Upon entering the store at first all seemed normal. I selected a cart and began pushing it about dropping items in for purchase. It wasn't until I was at the opposite end of the store from the toilets that the pain hit me.

 Oh, don't look at me like you don't know what I'm talking about. I'm referring to that 'Uh, Oh, shite, gotta go' pain that always seems to hit us at the wrong time. The thing is, this pain was different. The chillies from the night before were staging a revolt.  In a mad rush for freedom they bullied their way through the small intestines, forcing their way into the large intestines, and before I could take one step in the direction of the dunnies which would bring sweet relief, it happened. The chillies fired a warning shot.

 There I stood, alone in the paint and stain section, suddenly enveloped in a toxic cloud the likes of which has never before been recorded. I was afraid to move for fear that more of this vile odour might escape me.  Slowly, oh so slowly, the pressure seemed to leave the lower part of my body, and I began to move up the aisle and out of it, just as a red aproned clerk turned the corner and asked if I needed any help.

  I don't know what made me do it, but I stopped to see what his reaction would be to the malodorous effluvium that refused to dissipate.. Have you ever been torn in two different directions emotionally? Here's what I mean, and I'm sure some of you at least will be able to relate.  I could've warned that poor clerk, but didn't. I simply watched as he walked into an invisible, and apparently indestructible, wall of odour so terrible that all he could do before gathering his senses and running, was to stand there blinking and waving his arms about his head as though trying to ward off angry bees. This, of course, made me feel terrible, but then made me laugh. .......BIG mistake!!!!!

 Here's the thing. When you laugh, it's hard to keep things 'clamped down', if you know what I mean. With each new guffaw an explosive issue burst forth from my nether region. Some were so loud and echoing that I was later told a few folks in other aisles had ducked, fearing that someone was robbing the store and firing off a shotgun.  Suddenly things were no longer funny. 'It' was coming, and I raced off through the store towards the dunny, laying down a cloud the whole way, praying that I'd make it before the grand mal arsplosion took place.

  Luck was on my side. Just in the nick of time I got to the john, began the inevitable 'Oh my God', floating above the toilet seat because my ass is burning SO BAD, purging. One poor fellow walked in while I was in the middle of what is the true meaning of 'Shock and Awe'. He made a gagging sound, and disgustedly said, 'Son-of-a-Mrs Dog!, did it smell that bad when you ate it?', then quickly left.

  Once finished and I left the restroom, reacquired my partially filled cart intending to carry on with my shopping when a store employee approached me and said, 'Sir, you might want to step outside for a few minutes. It appears some prankster set off a stink bomb in the store. The manager is going to run the vent fans on high for a minute or two which ought to take care of the problem.'

  My smirking of course set me off again, causing residual gases to escape me. The employee took one sniff, jumped back pulling his shirt up to cover his nose and, pointing at me in an accusing manner shouted, 'IT'S YOU!', then ran off returning moments later with the manager. I was unceremoniously escorted from the premises and asked none too kindly not to return.

  Home again without my supplies, I realized that there was nothing to eat but leftover chilli, so I consumed two more bowls. The next day I went to shop at Lowes. I can't say anymore about that because we are in court over the whole matter.
                Bastards claim they're going to have to repaint the store


 :devil:


Tello...I wasn't sure where you were going with this for a while...when you got to the paint tin / can section I thought I new the outcome...I was on a different thought wave... well there was a happy ending and the rest room was attainable, BUT..if was occupied?...maybe in part two with the left over chillies episode.... Phantom menace / part 2 # "The gas clouds of Uranus".... 
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: currymuncher on August 18, 2009, 02:37:27 PM
tello ,brilliant ,I still have not stopped laughing  ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *wheels* on August 18, 2009, 03:10:10 PM
 :roflmao:  :roflmao:

My favourite chili jokes:

A man walks into a restaurant and orders a bowl of chili. The waitress tells him that the man in the next booth ordered the last one. He joins the man, see's he has a full bowl and asks "can I have your chili?" the man says sure. The man starts eating until he comes to the bottom of the bowl and see's a dead mouse. He vomits into the bowl, the other man says - yeah, I did the same thing.

And this one I 'borrowed' when Cupie posted it on the old RT

CHILI CONTEST

These are notes from an inexperienced chili taster named FRANK, who was visiting Texas from New Jersey.

Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted".

Here are the scorecard notes from the event:

CHILI # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI...

Judge # 1 - A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.
Judge # 2 - Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.
FRANK -Holy sh*t, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy.

CHILI # 2 - AUSTIN'S AFTERBURNER CHILI..

Judge # 1 - Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.
Judge # 2 - Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.
FRANK  - Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.

CHILI # 3 - FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI...

Judge # 1 - Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick.
Judge # 2 - A bit salty, good use of peppers.
FRANK  - Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting shite-faced from all the beer.

CHILI # 4- BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC...

Judge # 1 - Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.
Judge # 2 - Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili.
FRANK  - I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally the beer maid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. That 300-Lb woman is starting to look HOT...just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac?

CHILI # 5- LISA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER...

Judge # 1 - Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.
Judge # 2 - Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the
cayenne peppers make a strong statement.
FRANK  - My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off.

It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming.
Screw those rednecks.

CHILI # 6- VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY...

Judge # 1 - Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers.
Judge # 2 - The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb.
FRANK  - My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. I shite on myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Sally. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my butt with a snow cone.

CHILI # 7- SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI...

Judge # 1 - A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.
Judge # 2 - Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. **I should take note that I am worried about Judge # 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably.
FRANK  - You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing it's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.

CHILI # 8- BIG TOM'S TOENAIL CURLING CHILI...

Judge # 1 - The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.
Judge # 2 - This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge # 3 farted, passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor feller, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili?
FRANK: --------------(editor's note: Judge #3 was unable to report)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 18, 2009, 04:20:33 PM
Fine. Just fine! That was Meatloaf's material, remember?

Now, another off topic (What topic?) topic:

(Boosted from the 'other' thread...)

Hey Yib!.....why, or, "How About" you just PM yer crap to me on the DL, and keep these boards stain-free????

Listen up, Dog! I got a NEW! & Groovy thread coming up, chock full of scoop that yule NEVER match-up-to... or fly side by side in military formation with.....

Buckel up, ye unsavory antagonist (bot evasion terminology). I got a Brain-Load that yule NEVER be able to mock!!!! Or recover from.

Ready?



C):-{= <" he aint ready. im with you on this, tello..... the case studies are in, and yib has been deemed to be a genuine wannah-be sociopath with an eBay account and a license to blather on the OZRT....  and we know how funky/toxic that is......

better off for the greater good that ya back off yib and go head-long into that fabulous WIGGINS treat! I know you knew him...I was there, as your imaginary majic weed in yer backyard when you was 5 years old.... we can play this off bro. trust me. these aussies are ripe for un-aussified, stateside pap.....

get it up, lay the law down and put it on.......!

slip a sample to lauch this headtrip.... "<<

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_E._Wiggins

Tello sez: Where I lived as a boy, I was Chucks nebor, and his youngest boy was my playmate. I have the pictures! And his big brother posted on Classmates.com and there was all that....Hooo-Boy! 
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: caadlad52 on August 18, 2009, 05:04:54 PM
Tello, old boy, you're gunna love this....          

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8206280.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8206280.stm)            



 :chair:                  :rofl:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 18, 2009, 05:15:12 PM
"My understanding of zombie biology is that if you manage to decapitate a zombie then it's dead forever.

Ay, ye bumbling idiot...you shoot 'em in the head. They go down pretty easy.

Who's the new kid?

Howdy, and I suppose you already have me figured out.... (!!!!)

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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *wheels* on August 18, 2009, 05:24:57 PM
caadlad52  ;D

Quote from: Zombies Study
This is, perhaps unsurprisingly, the first mathematical analysis of an outbreak of zombie infection.

A "Zombies Study", good to see Universities modelling real-life scenarios!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 18, 2009, 11:31:36 PM
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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 18, 2009, 11:33:09 PM
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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 18, 2009, 11:46:06 PM


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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *CountessA* on August 19, 2009, 12:02:09 AM
Hey! The "real" case studies show that Yib has been deemed to be a genuine Martian with a cute face and a dislike for planets that spoil his view of space.

He also has a licence to post on the OzRT. We sent him a licence - dog-eared, it's true, but it has official sort of writing on it, and we did not get it out of a packet of Cornflakes.
 :eranium:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *Yibida* on August 19, 2009, 12:09:49 AM
Hey! The "real" case studies show that Yib has been deemed to be a genuine Martian with a cute face and a dislike for planets that spoil his view of space.

He also has a licence to post on the OzRT. We sent him a licence - dog-eared, it's true, but it has official sort of writing on it, and we did not get it out of a packet of Cornflakes.
 :eranium:


There ya go Tello...yers heard it officially from tha grand master of the universe...well...master of OZRT anyway..SNAP !...

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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 19, 2009, 02:54:52 AM
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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on August 19, 2009, 08:25:07 AM
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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 19, 2009, 10:30:07 AM




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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 19, 2009, 10:31:02 AM



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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on August 19, 2009, 02:12:39 PM
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:hijack:




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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 19, 2009, 02:34:08 PM
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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 19, 2009, 02:34:49 PM
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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 19, 2009, 02:35:08 PM
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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on August 19, 2009, 02:40:44 PM
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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 19, 2009, 02:47:33 PM
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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on August 19, 2009, 03:01:57 PM
Rack off Copper.....

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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 19, 2009, 03:09:58 PM
Rack off Copper.....

(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/snow-1.gif)

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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on August 19, 2009, 03:20:47 PM
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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *CountessA* on August 19, 2009, 03:24:11 PM
I see... the idea is that this Simpsons character has been abducted by aliens, and one of those oft-referred-to anal probes is about to be inserted, and he's obligingly making himself ready for the invasive alien procedure...?

Tello, surely this doesn't happen in your part of the world!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on August 19, 2009, 03:36:51 PM
It was like that when I got here...!!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 19, 2009, 03:44:16 PM
It was like that when I got here...!!!

Faker !...I'm dobbing!.. Cupie trashed Tello's thread countess...I saw her do it!..
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on August 19, 2009, 03:47:12 PM
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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *CountessA* on August 19, 2009, 03:48:18 PM
Maybe almost everyone here has been taken over by alien life forces, and I'm the only unaffected one left. It's a lonely responsibility *assumes a noble mien* being the only one left to save humanity from the invasion.

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on August 19, 2009, 03:48:37 PM
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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on August 19, 2009, 03:53:32 PM
*Chucks a wheelie through Tello's thread*......(thank me later dude...don't complain.....you're leading the thread race).

(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/agfunny2.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 19, 2009, 09:07:48 PM
6100.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 20, 2009, 01:44:40 AM
Never pizzoff a man who owns a bulldozer!

Marvin Heemeyer


Marvin John Heemeyer (October 28, 1951 – June 4, 2004) was an American welder and an automobile muffler repair shop owner. Angered over the outcome of a zoning dispute, he armored a Komatsu D355A bulldozer with layers of steel and used it on June 4, 2004, to demolish the town hall, a former judge's home and other buildings in Granby, Colorado. The rampage ended when the bulldozer became immobilized. After a standoff with law enforcement agencies, Heemeyer committed suicide by gunshot.

Heemeyer had been feuding with Granby officials, particularly over fines for violating city ordinances and a zoning dispute regarding a concrete factory constructed opposite to his muffler shop that caused his business to fail.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_Heemeyer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_Heemeyer)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdVisdX1IL0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdVisdX1IL0)

 :t2:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on August 20, 2009, 01:55:22 AM
We had a similar case here last week .........

A man in a bobcat has gone on a rampage in Perth's hills, crashing through a neighbour's property before dousing himself in petrol and catching on fire.

Police arrived at Ash Road in Carmel about 10:00pm (AWST) and found the 42-year-old in an agitated state at the controls of a bobcat.

The man had entered his neighbour's property and used the bobcat to build a makeshift ramp to allow him to drive onto the first floor verandah.

A neighbour, who would only give name as Sam, said the man wreaked havoc.

"He decided to enter inside the building with the bobcat the cops were trying to stop him," he said.

The man also drove the bobcat outside and demolished a brick shed and damaged a fibreglass pool.

The destruction severed gas pipes and electrical lines, forcing nearby residents to be evacuated from their homes.

Police say despite the efforts of police negotiators, the man was badly burned after dousing himself with petrol.

Fire crews quickly extinguished the flames and the man was taken to Royal Perth Hospital where he remains in a serious, but stable condition
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 20, 2009, 01:58:29 AM
Far out!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on August 20, 2009, 02:10:24 AM
yes , the people had spent 12 months building their dream home and were just about ready to move in and their new neighbour went beserk and completley destroyed in about 15 mins causing about $300,000 damage, apparentley there had been some ongoing dispute about the noise during construction or something like that , anyway this feller had obviously had it up to the gills or got hold of some of Yibsters red cordial or something
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 20, 2009, 02:16:19 AM
Yeah, that Yibbie is a probelm child.

Interrogate him!

And keep him away from heavy equipment!!!! ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 20, 2009, 08:56:35 AM
Seven Deadly sins:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_deadly_sins (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_deadly_sins)


Seven Wonders of The World:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wonders_of_the_World (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wonders_of_the_World)

Seven:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114369/combined (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114369/combined)


Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 20, 2009, 12:25:52 PM
Skinwalkers (DVD, 2007)

Movie description
Though a statement at the opening of the film explains that the creatures of the title are, in Native American lore, people who have the ability to transform into various animals, SKINWALKERS focuses on two warring factions of werewolves. One is a family concentrated on protecting Timothy (Matthew Knight), a boy about to turn 13 who is the offspring of mortal Rachel (Rhona Mitra) and a Skinwalker. Timothy's family, led by kindly Uncle Jonas (Elias Koteas), chooses to avoid slaughtering innocents during full moons by restraining themselves in straps in the back of a beaten traveling camper. Their rival clan, captained by Varek (Jason Behr), lives with a leather-clad biker gang, riding from town to town and reveling in their bloodlust. When the clock strikes midnight on Timothy's birthday, he will be able to (in terms not explicitly spelled out) end the bloody reign of the Skinwalkers--but not if Varek and his gang can catch and kill Timothy before he officially becomes a teenager. SKINWALKERS focuses more on its action sequences than on the horror elements, but those seeking a good chase sequence will find plenty to enjoy in the film's second half. Director James Isaac (JASON X) gives the film a graphic novel-like visual style, with plenty of red tints and scenes of rising moons. Elias Koteas (CRASH, EXOTICA) seems to be having fun as a werewolf patriarch, but veteran Canadian supporting actress Barbara Gordon seems to be enjoying herself even more as a pistol-packing grandma. Stan Winston's creature designs resemble the man-beast creations from 1977's ISLAND OF DR. MOREAU more than they do Rick Baker or Rob Bottin's revisionist werewolves from AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON and THE HOWLING, but they are effective nonetheless.



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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 21, 2009, 12:02:03 AM
Look what I found!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0051308/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0051308/)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/rifleman241.jpg)

The Riflemans Rifle - Secrets revealed!!    
  by mdimuzio (Mon Feb 27 2006 11:23:26)    

The 1892 Winchester caliber .44-.40 carbine with a standard 20” barrel that was used on the set of The Rifleman appeared in basically two different style levers.

The first one looked like a more circular capital D style loop. Some rifles had a saddle ring and some did not. The second one was to a more flattened lever instead of the large circular loop. This one had no saddle ring.

The 8/32”set screw that was tapped through the trigger guard for the rapid fire action also came in different styles. Some were silver; others were black with a silver nut under the head of the screw. Sometimes Chuck had the screw head turned inside close to the trigger. Most of the times he had it on the outside of the trigger guard. In some of the episodes the screw was taken out completely when rapid fire action was not needed.

This rapid fire mechanism was designed originally just to keep Chucks finger from getting punctured by the trigger as he fired and cocked the rifle very fast. The role demanded that.

To have a rifle modified in this way certainly presents a safety hazard since the gun will fire in a semiautomatic fashion as the lever is cocked if the screw is turned in to initiate the trigger. The Rifleman cocked the rifle in two unique fashions. He spin cocked it and swing cocked it. These two cocking methods enabled Chuck to cock the rifle using only one hand.

The rife for the show was designed by the Stembridge Gunsmiths. Ammunition used on the show was also made by Stembridge. They were five in one quarter load blanks. Most if not all the sound effects for the rifle shots were dubbed into the footage which is why the rifle sounded so different from the other gunshots on the show.

The 1892 Winchester rifle holds eleven shots, although a twelfth shot was dubbed in to the famous opening scene of the show. By the way, there are four different beginnings to the show.

Another modification was needed since the 92 rifle is a top eject meaning the top is completely open when the lever is cocked forward and the empty shells are ejected straight up in the air when the lever is pulled towards you. When the rifle was swing cocked down by Chuck Connors side the rifle cartridges would have fell to the ground when he had it upside down. So they had a rifle with a special plunger built inside that would hold a bullet in place for this trick.

The 1892 Winchester rifle, a descendant of the Henry and 1866 "Yellow Boy" rifles were made from 1892 until 1941 and total production was in excess of one million pieces. Many variations and calibers were introduced over the course of the 50 years production, but the basic design was largely unaltered. Winchester made 27 different variations of their 1892 rifle. Like the earlier model 1873, the light and handy Model 1892 was chambered for what are thought of today as handgun power cartridges.

Since Chuck Connors was truly ambidextrous he handled the rifle left handed and right handed with the same ease. I have the rifle and it takes practice to handle it with the look of ease that Lucas McCain did. To shoot it with rapid fire succession it takes as much force to push the lever forward and eject the shells before pulling it back to fire. A beginner would have to be careful spin cocking the rifle because you can hit yourself in the face or chest as you are learning the Rifleman’s tricks.

It’s just pure fun to me. I call it rifle therapy!

Michael DiMuzio
If you would like more information or just chat about the rifleman then you may email me at:
mdimuzio@carolina.rr.com
Visit my new website at http://www.riflemansrifle.com/ (http://www.riflemansrifle.com/)




Welcome to the "Rifleman's Rifle"

I'm Mike DiMuzio, and I've been a Rifleman fan for most of my life. I wanted to create an Online Community for fans of the television series "The Rifleman", starring Chuck Connors and Johnny Crawford.

If you loved the show and Lucas McCain's weekly saga as he raised his son Mark and helped out Marshal Micah Torrance from time to time, but most of all if you loved that rifle of his - then this is the site for you!


http://www.riflemansrifle.com/ (http://www.riflemansrifle.com/)

The dude's got a Board!

http://riflemancommunity43755.yuku.com/ (http://riflemancommunity43755.yuku.com/)

Very cool stuff!!!!

BTW: I have the Rifleman DVD Box Set.


(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/LucasMcCain4Pres.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkM0NT4YMlo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkM0NT4YMlo)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Centuries on August 21, 2009, 01:12:21 AM
tello, that is facinating. I watched the clip of him firing the rifle and it looks so simple...and fast! 


The Winchester must have been regarded as quite a fearsome weapon from the time it was first designed and used.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Poddy on August 21, 2009, 02:02:00 AM
Even more facinating is the story of Lady Winchester and Winchester House in San Jose, California


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dy0TnZ_vpk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wT1Nme4ppM&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWWRpzlwes8&feature=related
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 21, 2009, 04:29:34 AM
Five Cautionary Tales For Surviving The Imminent Zombie Outbreak

18 August 2009 1:30 PM, PDT | MTV Movies Blog | See recent MTV Movies Blog news »

Science has discovered that "if zombies actually existed, an attack by them would lead to the collapse of civilisation unless dealt with quickly and aggressively." The quote comes from the BBC, reporting on a research paper published in the book "Infectious Diseases Modeling Research Projects" (and thanks to Sci Fi Wire for pointing out this Amazing revelation). So in case you were worried, don't. Scientists on this planet are hard at work figuring out how best to prepare for the inevitable(?) zombie plague.

I've got a few tips for them too. Scientists can be a stuffy bunch. They prefer the safety of their labs (at least for the purposes of this writeup). Needless to say, they don't get out to the movies so much. I do though, and I've seen a lot of zombie movies. Certainly enough to know which ones we should be showing young kids as a warning »

- Adam Rosenberg

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103873/news#ni0936256 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103873/news#ni0936256)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 21, 2009, 08:24:10 AM
Quentin Tarantino Has one of the most overrated directors of the '90s become one of the most underrated of the aughts?
By Dennis Lim  Posted Thursday, Aug. 20, 2009, at 1:13 PM ET

Quentin Tarantino concludes his seventh feature, the Nazi-bludgeoning fantasy Inglourious Basterds, with a grisly flourish and a self-satisfied review. Having performed one of his signature mutilations, a character peers down at his handiwork and into the camera and declares: "This might just be my masterpiece." This is typical Tarantino bluster, in keeping with the image of the bratty wunderkind that he worked hard to cultivate and that, even at 46, he refuses to outgrow. But as the rare filmmaker who's also an avid reader of film reviews, he also surely knows that it's been a while since the critical establishment thought of him as a maker of masterpieces.


Full article here:

http://www.slate.com/id/2225814?wpisrc=newsletter (http://www.slate.com/id/2225814?wpisrc=newsletter)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Centuries on August 21, 2009, 10:41:27 PM
I am informed (by the OH  :O) that Tarantino has had some stunning successes and some equally stunning failures. Pulp Fiction and Reservoir Dogs were a couple of the early successes. I have never watched them, not my type of film. Snow White terrified me when I was a wee thing ;D


Poddy, That story re Sarah Winchester and her house was sad. The place is certainly weird. What a waste of money!And a waste of her life! Poor woman.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Poddy on August 21, 2009, 11:33:10 PM
Centuries,

If you ever get to California that place is a MUST to visit as well as Hearst Castle of William Randolf Hearst fame :)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Poddy on August 21, 2009, 11:43:29 PM
Pulp Fiction would have to be the worst movie of it's decade.

Disjointed piece of utter rubbish, the only reason that it gets raved about is because no one is willing to say what they really think.

When critics are bewildered by anything, they say it is great instead of admitting that they couldn't make head or tail of it.
That starts the ball rolling and no one is willing to disagree with the critics for the fear admitting that they couldn't make head or tail of it either, so it snowballs.

Well I have broken the cycle and say that Pulp Fiction is a heap of utter CRAP  ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *CountessA* on August 21, 2009, 11:46:09 PM
Poddy, your theory is wrong...!

(I've been saying how much I disliked Pulp Fiction since I first saw it.)

So there. *grin*
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Poddy on August 21, 2009, 11:49:15 PM
You seem to be the exception to the general rule  ;D

And may I add that you have good taste.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Liisa-Sx on August 24, 2009, 06:58:49 PM
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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 24, 2009, 08:04:06 PM

We need another script writer....I'm ditchin this one~~>>>

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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 24, 2009, 08:09:47 PM
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CHOOGLIN' ...... CHOOGLIN' ........ CHOOOOOOOGLIN'.............


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUzl7_OpVLA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUzl7_OpVLA)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 24, 2009, 08:12:24 PM
(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/02620tilly2020capt20america.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 24, 2009, 09:38:42 PM
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(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/eBay%20nasty%20pix-gifs/Trolls/troll.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 24, 2009, 09:40:57 PM
(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/have_a_seizure.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 24, 2009, 09:49:53 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/eBay%20nasty%20pix-gifs/Trolls/TrollSpray.jpg)(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/eBay%20nasty%20pix-gifs/Trolls/feed_trolls.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on August 24, 2009, 10:19:08 PM
Anyone into technology here???? ;D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEwdDY-b0HI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEwdDY-b0HI)

Toilet Humour!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sZcyNktWAU
 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sZcyNktWAU)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 24, 2009, 10:22:35 PM


Toilet Humour!~>~>~> certainly ~=

(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/mma7id.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 24, 2009, 11:08:27 PM


Toilet Humour!~>~>~> certainly ~=

(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/mma7id.gif)

I'm good.

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Ron%20Tello%20pix/Tello-Peeing-On-eBay.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 25, 2009, 12:10:09 AM
Alex emailed me.
His Grandpa used to live in the house behind my Studio.
His name was Tree.
He died 3 years ago; I watched him. VFD First Responder..
Alex & his Dad we're here last year, cleaning up the joint.
This time, Alex split early & I didn't even get to party with him....


From: Alex@xxxx.com>
Subject: hey man...
To: "Ron Tello"@xxxx.com>
Date: Friday, August 21, 2009, 9:35 PM

sorry i missed you when i was back there.
 
i only stayed a day because the motel was not up to par with my grandma's standards haha.
 
i had some good shite too,but dont worry ill bring it again next time i come out.


From: Ron Tello@xxxx.com>
To: Alex@xxxx.com>
Sent: Saturday, August 22, 2009 12:03:07 PM
Subject: Re: hey man...

Pussy!
Mail me the shite & stay home!!!

LOL!
See ya!


From: Alex@xxxx.com>
Subject: Re: hey man...
To: "Ron Tello"@xxxx.com>
Date: Monday, August 24, 2009, 1:20 AM

u little glue sniffer



From:
"Ron Tello"@xxxx.com>
To:
Alex@xxxx.com>


That's right!
There was a certain aroma recently.
I don't use duct tape on my plumbing!  :roflmao:

Checkout my online shite here (tellomon):

http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?board=1.0

http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?board=5.0
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *CountessA* on August 25, 2009, 12:14:05 AM
Well, let's see if Alex drops by to see your much-appreciated craziness here.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 25, 2009, 12:23:12 AM
Right!

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/ODD%20Stuff/pain-99.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 25, 2009, 12:52:13 AM
Anyone into technology here???? ;D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEwdDY-b0HI[/url

 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEwdDY-b0HI)

"I'm receiving a fax".

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/2128054606_d221fa33dc.jpg)

 :rofl: :ambulance:


http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=776.0 (http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=776.0)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 26, 2009, 01:44:41 AM

Yeh I know how ya feel worf.... this post just drags on...it don't get any better~~

(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/anothershortjoke.gif)


(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/ThreadHijacked.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on August 26, 2009, 02:01:14 AM
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b395/pmohtalon/forum/owlhijack.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 26, 2009, 06:12:52 AM

(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b395/pmohtalon/forum/owlhijack.gif)

Beat it, kid. Ya bother me.
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/security.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 26, 2009, 10:59:55 PM
(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/pics_friendship-turd.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 27, 2009, 12:13:22 AM

Just to prove I'm a good Mate I'm letting ya go on a date wif my sister......just have her home by midnight dude.

(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/GirlTello.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 29, 2009, 12:49:12 AM

I'm so ashamed I had to do this dude......

(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/bellyfaced.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 29, 2009, 07:53:34 AM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/July%204%2009/005.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMbATaj7Il8&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMbATaj7Il8&NR=1)

 :biker:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 30, 2009, 03:16:27 AM
(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/1914845.gif).........I see the resemblance....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on August 30, 2009, 04:19:39 AM
I'm doing burn-outs on the grassy knoll (aka Lawn Job).

 :biker:

 :marvin: :snipe:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 01, 2009, 12:44:20 AM
(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/insp_captkirk.png)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 01, 2009, 08:26:02 PM
(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/ostrichvselephant-1.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 02, 2009, 03:32:08 PM


I gotta get more sleep.....

Total time logged in: 21 days, 23 hours and 22 minutes.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 03, 2009, 10:07:11 PM


Saved with minutes to go !....don't leave the house with the thread on the stove Tello !



(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/ambulance.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 03, 2009, 10:35:24 PM
THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR !!! :

The Final Destination aka FD4


http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/film/1450 (http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/film/1450)

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=58363870 (http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=58363870)

 :yess: :applause: :party: :thanks: :praise: :duckdance: :arr: :bounce: :)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *Yibida* on September 03, 2009, 10:47:13 PM
THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR !!! :

The Final Destination aka FD4


http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/film/1450 (http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/film/1450)

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=58363870 (http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=58363870)

 :yess: :applause: :party: :thanks: :praise: :duckdance: :arr: :bounce: :)


Starts screening in Australia in October..........
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 03, 2009, 10:59:42 PM
You into FD too? I'm fanatic!

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/ODD%20Stuff/Ali%20Larter/finaldestination2_687.jpg)

(http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss166/Twister667/TheFinalDestination.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 03, 2009, 11:10:22 PM
Yeh looking forward to FD.....


Gunna see GI Joe Saturday night....CGI effects look awesome...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdvMpL4wtMg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mp83NFtWnRQ
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 03, 2009, 11:12:47 PM
(http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd18/brooks31286/ppa139612.jpg)(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o279/GEMINI_FROST/SmurfsVillageBombed.jpg)(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/South%20Park/south-park04.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 03, 2009, 11:23:16 PM
That GI Joe borrowed from Robo Cop, Iron Man, Transformers, Stealth and Team America: World Police.

Looks good so far.

But no zombies.... :huh:
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/South%20Park/yougotredonyou.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 05, 2009, 05:12:10 PM
DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO!!

http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f167/tunnel-death-18119/ (http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f167/tunnel-death-18119/)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 05, 2009, 06:29:57 PM
DO NOT GO TO THIS WEBSITE!

DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK!

IGNORE THIS POST NOW!!!!!!


http://www.deathndementia.com/category/death.html (http://www.deathndementia.com/category/death.html)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 05, 2009, 08:26:15 PM
AVOID!!!!

http://www.thirteen.org/bid/ (http://www.thirteen.org/bid/)


 :scold:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 05, 2009, 08:51:29 PM
Dentist HORRORS!!! Extreamely grafik!

  Happy Tree Friends - Nutting but the Tooth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHFJxkRWFg4&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHFJxkRWFg4&NR=1)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 05, 2009, 09:20:02 PM
Click at your own risk!!!

http://www.stickdeath.com/frameset.htm (http://www.stickdeath.com/frameset.htm)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 05, 2009, 09:28:14 PM
Saturday night and bored shiteless eh dude?....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 05, 2009, 10:00:11 PM
5 am Saturday, Montello Time. Good time!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *Yibida* on September 05, 2009, 10:03:29 PM
5 am Saturday, Montello Time. Good time!


Alright then Saturday morning and bored shiteless...whats going down today Tello?....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 05, 2009, 10:07:05 PM
My anxiety.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 05, 2009, 10:10:48 PM
Whats a typical Saturday like in Montello ?.........


What are doing up at  5 am...?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 05, 2009, 10:13:46 PM
Like Fridays, with motorcycles.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 05, 2009, 10:15:13 PM

You get a lot of bikers through there then on the weekends?...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *CountessA* on September 06, 2009, 01:47:26 AM
Tello, I wanted to tell you I've done exactly as you suggested and NOT CLICKED THOSE LINKS!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 06, 2009, 08:49:17 AM

You get a lot of bikers through there then on the weekends?...

Only when the weather is good.

Tello, I wanted to tell you I've done exactly as you suggested and NOT CLICKED THOSE LINKS!

Nice. What you don't know can't hurt me...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *CountessA* on September 06, 2009, 05:50:58 PM
Ron Tello stars in... Unhurtable.

A zombie-gore-terror-flick teeming with insane pieces of discarded rotting bandages falling off the never-healing sores of zombies, this classy movie sees Ron Tello star in his first film role as the unsuspecting innocent drummer whose night out at the local saloon turns into a nightmare. Pursued by vicious zombie bandages, the hero increasingly fears that there may be no escape for him. The only hope lies in the vague rumour of a Countess who just might be able to help... as long as she hasn't clicked onto the murderous killer zombie links which Tello unsuspectingly had sent her...

Blood! Intestines! Screams! Putrefying flesh! Evil bandages! And drums!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 06, 2009, 05:53:25 PM
Ron Tello stars in... Unhurtable.

A zombie-gore-terror-flick teeming with insane pieces of discarded rotting bandages falling off the never-healing sores of zombies, this classy movie sees Ron Tello star in his first film role as the unsuspecting innocent drummer whose night out at the local saloon turns into a nightmare. Pursued by vicious zombie bandages, the hero increasingly fears that there may be no escape for him. The only hope lies in the vague rumour of a Countess who just might be able to help... as long as she hasn't clicked onto the murderous killer zombie links which Tello unsuspectingly had sent her...

Blood! Intestines! Screams! Putrefying flesh! Evil bandages! And drums!



 WHAT ! no sex, drugs or rock n roll?......another second rate B movie I suspect....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *CountessA* on September 06, 2009, 05:56:04 PM
All right, the local policeman is a drug addict hooked on smack (Slap! Ow! Slap! Ow!), and two cats have a raw and explosive intimate encounter - plus Tello plays rock'n'roll to the masses (2 people in the saloon).
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 06, 2009, 05:58:35 PM
There's a line in there for " two dogs" but I'm not touching that one !...something along the lines of an Indian chief....LOL
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 06, 2009, 06:05:13 PM
...but I'm not touching that one !

That makes two of us.....

Nor can I follow up Tessa's Act!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: HellWest'nCrooked on September 06, 2009, 06:09:56 PM
There's a line in there for " two dogs" but I'm not touching that one !...something along the lines of an Indian chief....LOL

Smee must be  due to drop in right about now.....lol
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 06, 2009, 06:12:14 PM
I'll wait.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 06, 2009, 08:07:41 PM
*gasp*

I g00gled myself, again.....

http://wikimapia.org/13055866/500-Front-Street-home-of-The-Biggest-Drum-Set-in-Nevada-Rontello-com (http://wikimapia.org/13055866/500-Front-Street-home-of-The-Biggest-Drum-Set-in-Nevada-Rontello-com)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *Yibida* on September 06, 2009, 08:21:56 PM
*gasp*

I g00gled myself, again.....

http://wikimapia.org/13055866/500-Front-Street-home-of-The-Biggest-Drum-Set-in-Nevada-Rontello-com (http://wikimapia.org/13055866/500-Front-Street-home-of-The-Biggest-Drum-Set-in-Nevada-Rontello-com)

Ya gutters need cleaning...get on it.....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 06, 2009, 08:23:40 PM
I'll filter yer message to my maintenance department asap.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *Yibida* on September 06, 2009, 08:26:22 PM
I'll filter yer message to my maintenance department asap.

Russ next door?...

BTW...you still got his mower you borrowed last fall......
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 06, 2009, 08:31:07 PM
Wrong on both accounts.

Are you drinking, again?

I'm watching Annette Funicello drink and drive. "Thunder Alley".
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0062365/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0062365/)

I used to hang out with Harry Wise. http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0142251/ (http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0142251/)
He died 14 months ago. :(
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 08, 2009, 12:06:19 AM
(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/untitled-4.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Centuries on September 08, 2009, 02:44:40 AM
Test pilot 

(http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae234/acaciame/581ed65a.gif)

Oooh! Was the invitation to have a go for tello? In that case :run:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 08, 2009, 10:32:54 AM
Ebay item:

This place just gets more ridiculous by the day!


"This place is becoming a shadow of it's former glorious self and it is getting harder to find the unique stuff. I hope that someone starts a new auction site that is a viable alternative, because this site is no longer "IT" as far as I am concerned!"

http://forums.ebay.com/db2/topic/Seller-Central/This-Place-Just/510133180 (http://forums.ebay.com/db2/topic/Seller-Central/This-Place-Just/510133180)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on September 08, 2009, 02:28:48 PM
I hope that someone starts a new auction site that is a viable alternative, because this site is no longer "IT" as far as I am concerned!"

(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/iii-hand-1.jpg)

And so it was.....And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and ........
 
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 08, 2009, 02:42:48 PM
I don't understand that, cupie. Clarify?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on September 08, 2009, 02:54:48 PM
Aussie Sarcasm = Just paying out on the whole thing Tello, how stupid can one business be with the potential that Ebay had, and lost.....we ALL wish there was an alternative but it seems nobody has the balls to create one short of calling in the hand of God !!! - that's all...probably a bit too cryptic...blame Ebay...it's a survival technique I learned on their forums...lol
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *CountessA* on September 08, 2009, 02:56:56 PM
Let me clarify; it's my turn! Besides, this is about one of the funniest films ever made and a personal favourite of mine, so I'm rushing in to explain.

It's a quotation from "Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail".

Quote
Second brother: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu...

Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother.

Second brother: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'

Maynard: Amen.

Knights: Amen.

King Arthur: Right! One... two... five!

Sir Galahad: Three, sir!

King Arthur: Three!

In fact, I like this film so much that I parodied it (actually, I haven't finished) in our very own forum, right here, right now, available for your humour and delectation. The parody centres upon the agony and despair that the eBayers who beheld the Australian eBay forums' slaughter of its existing structure, especially killing off our own Round Table forum, as well as Draconian policy changes that made it impossible to be honestly critical on the forums, felt upon said slaughter.

Link is here! (http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=362.0)

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on September 08, 2009, 03:00:00 PM
hehehe....see tello, I knew some of us would get it....Monty Python is written into Murphy's law over here in Oz...anything that can go wrong will....so pay out on it..immediately....lol.

It's the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch skit.... of course, and the hand of god, comes directly from 'The Meaning of Life'....lubs me Monty.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on September 08, 2009, 03:04:18 PM
"Pies Iesu domine, dona eis requiem."

(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/HolyGrail024-1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *CountessA* on September 08, 2009, 03:06:29 PM
It's a brilliantly witty film script, and the film itself could not be bettered, in my opinion. The lines I found hilarious upon first viewing the film remain hilarious to this day.

"Help, help! I'm being repressed!"

Quote
BRUMBY:  So be it!
BRUMBY and UB the BLACK KNIGHT:  Aaah!, hiyaah!, etc.
    BRUMBY chops off Ub’s the BLACK KNIGHT’s left arm
BRUMBY:  Now stand aside, worthy adversary. You will still be able to post on other forums, as long as – er – you weren’t left-handed.
UB the BLACK KNIGHT:  ‘Tis but a scratch.
BRUMBY:  A scratch?  Your arm’s off!
UB the BLACK KNIGHT:  No, it isn’t.
BRUMBY:  Well, what’s that then?
UB the BLACK KNIGHT:  I’ve had worse. I’ve had my head off once. Happened in Australia. They talked it off.

(The above is an excerpt of the parody.)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on September 08, 2009, 03:10:23 PM
(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/monty-python-black-knight.jpg)

Come back and fight ya chicken...It's only a Flesh Wound !!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on September 08, 2009, 03:13:47 PM
(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/039_31522monty-python-and-the-holy-.jpg)

We're knights of the ozroundtable
We post when e're we're able
We do routines and chorus scenes
While Countess tells a fable
We like to post and Spamalot
And we talk the legs off chairs alot

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 08, 2009, 03:16:15 PM
OK OK...I 'get it' now.

Can ya stop trashing my thread with Monty Python now?
I thot that was for the Joke Thread.

thx!


 :ni:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on September 08, 2009, 03:31:01 PM
You're just so.......so......demanding Tello....and yet strangely ungrateful.....tsk tsk.

(in and outrageous Fronch Accent-er)

How dare you........

Go and boil your bottom.  I blow my nose at you and  I fart in your general direction!  
(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/smiley_04.gif)

Now don't be so ungracious or I will taunt you a second time-a......

(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/French-Soldiers-monty-python-380-1.jpg)

Failing any kind of gratitude or confession......It's the comfy chair for you......

Oh no...Not the Comfy Chair !!!!


(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/spanish7.jpg)

Spammed by Monty...spam spam spam spam, spam, spam spam spam !!!! :spam:




Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 08, 2009, 03:37:39 PM
 :yesmaster: :chair:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on September 08, 2009, 03:42:17 PM
OH, I see, so you don't want us to beat you with soft cushions?....


Well how about marching hup and down the squware !!!!  Got anything better do then then eh?


(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/iii-rsm.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 08, 2009, 03:46:56 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Ron%20Tello%20pix/TelloFrightflash.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on September 08, 2009, 03:55:09 PM
Get the leash ready Yib....!!!  Welcome to.....

(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/The-Nightmare.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 08, 2009, 04:03:09 PM
Right.

But first...a quick dash to the Pub.


(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/sqinbarur4.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 08, 2009, 04:27:35 PM

Tello whats with the dead beat lurkers?...Views = 6930.... is this a movie for their entertainment?... get off your Azz's and post or move along.... we're paid by the hour to be funny what's your excuse?...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 08, 2009, 04:33:58 PM
It's a Holiday here.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 08, 2009, 04:38:00 PM


And the hit counter's been adjusted to economy !.... imagine if was at normal !... THAT'S IT !... I want royalties or I'm going on strike !.....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 08, 2009, 04:41:27 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Grief/_566045_good_grief.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 08, 2009, 09:05:11 PM
Well where's the (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/animated-dollar-gold.gif)...I'm waiting....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on September 08, 2009, 09:11:47 PM
Hey Tello.  Your thread has been read nearly 7000 times.  Good goin'

 :wine: :party: :blah: :t2: :deadhorse: :banana: :motorbikeride: :marvinmartian:  :zombiesuit: :ozflag:  :kangaflag: :boomerang: :corkhat: :ballandchain: :6pack:  <== that's Tello morphing into an Aussie.  You won't be able to help yourself Tello.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 08, 2009, 09:14:33 PM

And we still haven't see any bucks !!!........Tello's livin on the edge of bankruptcy....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 08, 2009, 09:25:57 PM
You're crazy!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 08, 2009, 09:27:27 PM
 Tello ...show me the money !!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 08, 2009, 09:36:36 PM
It's in my Drum Set.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 09, 2009, 06:42:27 AM
1 more lurker = 7000!

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by tellomon
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 09, 2009, 06:43:22 AM
Thanks!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *Yibida* on September 09, 2009, 03:25:33 PM
Thanks!

""Thanks!""....Fer what ?....I did all the work ya loafing dezert rat.....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on September 09, 2009, 03:28:26 PM
What are all the links about Yib?.....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 09, 2009, 03:40:33 PM
What are all the links about Yib?.....

Stuff that interests me ...don't click the links....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 09, 2009, 03:47:31 PM
Yeah, don't click the links!

There's more fun on the Zombie Thread!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 09, 2009, 03:48:44 PM
Thanks!

""Thanks!""....Fer what ?....I did all the work ya loafing dezert rat.....

Hey, I did a Dump Run today!
Sorry I missed you.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *Yibida* on September 09, 2009, 04:35:49 PM
Thanks!

""Thanks!""....Fer what ?....I did all the work ya loafing dezert rat.....

Hey, I did a Dump Run today!
Sorry I missed you.



No you didn't.....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 09, 2009, 04:59:37 PM
Yes I did.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 09, 2009, 08:25:45 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YdAacBURVXE/SftSwvntorI/AAAAAAAAEt4/8Vnlu8K1P64/s320/bodies.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 09, 2009, 08:38:30 PM
Get a load of this (ya goom-ba): 51 year old fat guy, drummer, falls off his skateboard and breaks his elbow.

Details:

http://www.saludacymbals.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=1709&p=20040#p20040 (http://www.saludacymbals.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=1709&p=20040#p20040)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 09, 2009, 09:30:34 PM

I'm the same age ....so whats your point?...I still do the things I did in my teens.... abeit.. at a reduced pace...but still do.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 09, 2009, 10:24:49 PM
Point is: just cuz were old duzzint mean we growd up. :motorbikeride:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *Yibida* on September 09, 2009, 10:33:25 PM
Point is: just cuz were old duzzint mean we growd up. :motorbikeride:

Amen...and I hope we never do, live life to the Max...and go out in a blaze of glory !...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 09, 2009, 10:41:41 PM
I'll smoke to that!

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/IMG_0580.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on September 09, 2009, 10:51:06 PM
(http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m107/Atomic-Zombie/MeatWagon.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: *Yibida* on September 09, 2009, 10:52:36 PM
I'll smoke to that!

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/IMG_0580.jpg)



Yours is roached dude...have mine...


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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 09, 2009, 10:56:13 PM
Cheers!  :wine:  :groucho:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 12, 2009, 12:52:26 AM


I got a pulse !!

(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/ambulance.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 12, 2009, 02:17:26 AM
Puff Daddies

More Americans over age 50 are smoking marijuana than ever before. Are Tello and Yib among them?


http://www.slate.com/id/2227962?wpisrc=newsletter (http://www.slate.com/id/2227962?wpisrc=newsletter)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on September 12, 2009, 02:21:57 AM
(http://i515.photobucket.com/albums/t357/NBachers/KrustySmoking.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 12, 2009, 02:33:46 AM
All suspects are present and accounted for.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 12, 2009, 02:42:36 AM
Sweet! Yib sent me an email!

Found this classic…too harsh for the OZRT…enjoy..

http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/zombie_boob_implants.gif
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 12, 2009, 02:46:08 AM


I'm pleading the 5th amendment...


“    No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.[1]    ”
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 12, 2009, 02:48:33 AM
You can't do that in Oz.

It's strickly an American thing.

All you can do is invoke "plausible deniability".

[lie about it]
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 12, 2009, 02:50:45 AM


My lawyer will be in touch....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 12, 2009, 02:52:29 AM


Catch ya later dude... the screens gettin blury on me.....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 12, 2009, 02:54:21 AM
Ok. Later, wonker.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 12, 2009, 02:22:49 PM


The Origin of the Caboose

The origins of both the car and the word are surrounded as much by legend as by fact. One popular version dates the word back to a derivation of the Dutch word "kombuis," which referred to a ship's galley. Use of cabooses began in the 1830s, when railroads housed trainmen in shanties built onto boxcars or flatcars.


http://www.uprr.com/aboutup/history/caboose/caboo01.shtml (http://www.uprr.com/aboutup/history/caboose/caboo01.shtml)
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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 12, 2009, 03:07:29 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLt2E0mOtiE&feature=channel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLt2E0mOtiE&feature=channel)


  Happy Tree Friends - Hide and Seek


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLt2E0mOtiE&feature=channel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLt2E0mOtiE&feature=channel)

 :evil:

http://www.rontello.com (http://www.rontello.com)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 12, 2009, 03:20:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0dmq1W0kfU&feature=channel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0dmq1W0kfU&feature=channel)

Pop's BBQ Smoochie


 :crayfish:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 12, 2009, 03:29:18 PM
yikes!

http://www.youtube.com/user/MondoMedia (http://www.youtube.com/user/MondoMedia)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrwAGaerQwA&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrwAGaerQwA&NR=1)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
Post by: tellomon on September 12, 2009, 04:24:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmXL6-F3vZQ&feature=channel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmXL6-F3vZQ&feature=channel)

 :huh:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 14, 2009, 08:00:09 AM
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop.  We were only in there for about 5 minutes.  When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.  I called him a Nazi turd.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn  tires.

So my wife called him a cabbage-head. He finished the second ticket and
put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more
tickets he wrote.


Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by
 bus. We try to have a
 little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 15, 2009, 03:50:13 PM


Tello tell me what do you do for a crust in Montello?....doesn't seem to be any kind of industry there?....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 15, 2009, 06:00:37 PM
No crust here.
Lots of 'crumbs'.

It's a lawless Burg. Stay away!

Don't become another found body...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 15, 2009, 06:20:52 PM
No crust here.
Lots of 'crumbs'.

It's a lawless Burg. Stay away!

Don't become another found body...

So ya saying your on welfare?...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 15, 2009, 06:36:30 PM
I didnt say that.
Fact is, I wont answer the question.

Incriminating stuff wont fly.



C):-{= <" welfare peeps dont own $75,000 Drum Sets, ya wonk! "<<
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 15, 2009, 06:53:56 PM
I didnt say that.
Fact is, I wont answer the question.

Incriminating stuff wont fly.



C):-{= <" welfare peeps dont own $75,000 Drum Sets, ya wonk! "<<

Multiple id's do.....and lots of food stamps.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 15, 2009, 07:27:57 PM
Homey dont play those games.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 15, 2009, 09:46:05 PM
On Topic:
(Google "Trailer Trash")

Missouri Trailer Trash


http://www.missouritrailertrash.com/ (http://www.missouritrailertrash.com/)

"Creative Rural Living on A Budget"

_____________________________________________________________

   trailer trash barbie    
   
a female who lives the "trailer lifestyle", often identifiable by orange or white bleached hair, blue eye shadow, and a fashion sense that is at least 10 years old. however she is under the impression that she is the next paris hilton. you can find her in any alabama or middle georgia bar attempting to purchase a grey goose cosmo with food stamps.

bartender: look trailer trash barbie, food stamps dont work for alcohol!

trailer trash barbie: but all my tricks pay me with food stamps!


__________________________________________________________

   Trailer Rat    
   
Much the same as a Hood Rat, a Trailer Rat is a girl who trolls the Trailer Park looking for action. This action can simply be for the joy of it, but can also be for the act of trade to acquire goods (often drugs) in exchange for sex.

"My friend Danny picked up Krystal, a skeazy Trailer Rat, from a trailer park in Grovetown. She finished up with a previous dude and came stumbling out of the trailer and rode off with Danny for round two".

___________________________________________________________

   trailer park beer
   
A certain type of beer that trailer trash people drink.

"They frequently drink "Blue Ribbon" beer, or if they are lucky, miller lite.
My trailer friends offered me some trailer park beer; I happily accepted the crappy drink".
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 15, 2009, 11:52:39 PM
As previously posted on 'the other thread':

Linda Hamilton is so hot, I'd trade my entire Zombie Collection for just one kiss.

Little would she know that I swapped my chapstick with super glue.....
:-*
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 17, 2009, 01:05:38 AM
Mall Cop vs. Goth chicks: No winners here.

FORT WAYNE, IN–Despite the fact that she wasn't doing anything wrong, Northwood Mall security got all up in local 16-year-old Katrina Cuellar's face Monday.

"So I'm, like, hanging out on the benches with Jill [Nichols] and Amanda [Beresford] and Alicia [Hackett], and this security guy gets all up in my face and is like, 'Hey, you–you're being too loud! And clean up that mess you made!'" Cuellar said. "That's total bullshit."

The confrontation with mall security guard Eric Boyd occurred at approximately 8 p.m. on the benches in front of Hot Topic.

"Yeah, we were hanging out, but we weren't causing no problems," said Cuellar, who has related the injustice to nearly 30 friends throughout the Fort Wayne area. "Then that mall cop comes up and gets all Nazi Russia on us."


http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28167 (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28167)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 17, 2009, 01:09:22 AM
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Product Description
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http://rebelminis.com/mallcops.html (http://rebelminis.com/mallcops.html)


   mall cop    
   
Super Lame *** that think they are all that 'cause they work the mall security for $8 /hour. They generally wear stupid uniforms and prejudge people who fit their "trouble maker criteria" Instead they overlook all the cracker grannies that steal like salts of the earth.

Mall cop 1: Hey look at those cracker grannies, they are good ***.
Mall cop 2: Yeah, at $8 /hour that's all I can afford.
Mall cop 1: Stoneridge Mall is full of pig cracker grannies


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mall+cops (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mall+cops)

Paul Blart: Mall Cop Trailer HD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnBgXGNaQ5k (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnBgXGNaQ5k)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 17, 2009, 02:30:41 AM
Another red donut for another bad seller!!!!

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    The Video Dead (1986) vhs Uncut original version (#350228367156)   US $19.22   View Item


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I had to bash this sucker too:

Bogus disc, no EM replies. Seller loves collecting NEG feedback. BAD SELLER :-(   Seller:
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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 18, 2009, 12:43:41 AM
THE GINGHAM DRESS
 
 A lady in a faded gingham dress  and her husband, dressed in a Homespun  threadbare suit, stepped off the train in Boston ,  and walked timidly without an appointment into the Harvard University President's outer office.
 
 The secretary could tell in a moment that such backwoods,  country hicks had no business at Harvard and probably didn't even deserve to be in Cambridge
 
 'We'd like to see the president,' the man said softly. 'He'll be busy all day,' the secretary snapped.  'We'll wait,' the lady replied.

 For hours the secretary ignored them, hoping  that the couple would finally become discouraged and go away.  They didn't, and the secretary grew  frustrated and finally decided to disturb the president,  even though it was a chore she always regretted.

 'Maybe if you see them for a few minutes, they'll leave,' she said to him!

 He sighed in exasperation and nodded. Someone of his importance obviously didn't have the time to spend with them, and he detested gingham dresses and homespun suits cluttering  up his outer office.

 The president, stern faced and with dignity, strutted toward
 the couple. The lady told him, 'We had a son who attended Harvard for one  year. He loved Harvard. He was happy here. But about a year ago, he
  was accidentally killed. My husband and I would like to erect a memorial to  him, somewhere on campus.'
 
The president wasn't touched. He was shocked. 'Madam,' he said,gruffly, 'we can't put up a statue for every person who attended Harvard and died. If we did, this place would look like a cemetery.'
 
 'Oh, no,' the lady explained quickly. 'We don't want to erect  a statue. We thought we would like to give a building to Harvard.'

 The president rolled his eyes. He glanced at the gingham dress and homespun suit, then exclaimed, 'A building! Do you have any earthly idea  how much a building costs? We have over seven and a half million dollars in the  physical buildings here at Harvard.'

 For a moment the lady was silent. The president was pleased. Maybe he could get rid of them now.

The lady turned to her husband and said quietly, 'Is that all it costs to start a university? Why don't we just start our own?'

 Her husband nodded. The president's face wilted in confusion and bewilderment. Mr. and Mrs. Leland Stanford gotup and walked away, traveling to Palo Alto , California where they established the university that bears their name, Stanford University , a memorial to a son that Harvard no longer cared about.
 
You can easily judge the character of others by how they treat those who they think can do nothing for them.
.....................A TRUE STORY By Malcolm Forbes
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 18, 2009, 07:41:19 AM
Woo Hooooo!

7500!




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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on September 18, 2009, 09:19:15 AM
 
:duckling: :duckling: :wtf:  :congrats: :duckling: :duckling:


:run: :run::run::run::run::run::run: ==>  :chair:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 18, 2009, 09:35:28 AM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/thenutzSquirellband-2.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Ubbie Max* on September 18, 2009, 09:49:06 AM
Tello. that's a very interesting story about Harvard Uni & the creation of Stanford Uni. It only proves one cannot judge a book by it's cover.
I wonder if the President got the boot when word got out.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *CountessA* on September 18, 2009, 10:46:50 AM
Respect people by the clothes they are wearing on their soul, not the clothes which their bodies are wearing.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Ubbie Max* on September 18, 2009, 10:57:24 AM
Yeah your right Countess. I've always said, "never cross your bridges before they've hatched".
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *CountessA* on September 18, 2009, 10:58:34 AM
You've seen a lot of bridges hatching?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Ubbie Max* on September 18, 2009, 11:00:30 AM
All the time. It's amazing how copious quantities of Pepsi Max opens ones eyes to what cannot ordinarily be seen.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *CountessA* on September 18, 2009, 11:02:17 AM
I've been running a Pepsi Max experiment lately. Ten rats drinking nothing but Pepsi Max; ten rats drinking Coke Zero; ten control rats drinking only water.

None of them have reported seeing hatching bridges, but it may be because the experiment's only been running for a week.

What sort of timeframe do we need to achieve visionary results?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Ubbie Max* on September 18, 2009, 11:03:58 AM
I've been drinking the delectable brew for a few years now but it's only been in the last year or two that I've spotted hatching bridges.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *CountessA* on September 18, 2009, 11:05:17 AM
The rats will have died of old age by then!

I need other, more long-lived, experimental subjects...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 19, 2009, 02:29:42 AM
Another red donut for another bad seller!!!!

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UPDATE:

Seller made good with a full refund. Claims his 'other half' is ill. I issued FB Revision.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 19, 2009, 02:18:44 PM
Positive feedback rating   item must have been lost in the mail but i got a refund so im happy   Buyer:
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   Sep-17-09 23:10
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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: cueperkins on September 19, 2009, 02:26:54 PM
Well...no-one can accuse you of being an unreasonable man.....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: cueperkins on September 19, 2009, 02:27:47 PM
except maybe Yib....lol
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 19, 2009, 06:08:44 PM
except maybe Yib....lol


Don't think that went un-noticed....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 20, 2009, 04:10:04 AM
WTF????

Knock it off you kids or I'll give you something to cry about....!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 20, 2009, 07:51:55 AM
Only in America:

Easy Bake Oven sellers-The Feds are after you.

Americans who slap $1 pricetags on their used possessions at garage sales or bazaar events risk being slapped with fines of up to $15 million, thanks to a new government campaign.

http://forums.ebay.com/db1/topic/The-Soapbox/Easy-Bake-Oven/510137181 (http://forums.ebay.com/db1/topic/The-Soapbox/Easy-Bake-Oven/510137181)


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,552021,00.html (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,552021,00.html)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 20, 2009, 12:42:21 PM
Earthquakes and Potty Humour

Anyone in California just feel an earthquake?
Sep 19, 2009 4:39 PM

It was a 4.2. Southeast of Mexicali. That's Baja, Mexico folks. A sparsely inhabited piece of desert. The southern section of the San Andreas passes near there but there are numerous smaller faults. I used to live south of Palm Springs. I could see the San Andreas from my back yard. Quakes of that size were a few a year.

Did anyone feel an earthquake?
Must ... not ... say ... it


Trust me Zack.
If you had anything to do with it......no one would even have noticed.


If I'd had anything to do with it, you'd still be having it.


You need your Richter scale recalibrated!


Should I use my Erector Set to do it?


In your case Tinker Toys should do.


I'll be right back.
I think I feel some "Lincoln Logs" wanting to, uh, run thru the mill, as it were.


http://forums.ebay.com/db1/topic/The-Soapbox/Anyone-In-California/510137367 (http://forums.ebay.com/db1/topic/The-Soapbox/Anyone-In-California/510137367)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 20, 2009, 12:58:22 PM
The 6 Most Terrifying Items People Actually Collect

"Pickled Punks" was carnival slang for jarred fetuses that were put on display at sideshows. Normally the fetus would feature some type of abnormality, because an abortion crammed into a Mason jar intended for sweet Georgia peaches wasn't shocking enough on its own.

http://www.cracked.com/article_16491_p2.html (http://www.cracked.com/article_16491_p2.html)

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http://www.nurple.com/sideshow/ (http://www.nurple.com/sideshow/)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 20, 2009, 02:54:33 PM
7600?

:yess:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on September 20, 2009, 02:59:09 PM
7600?

and 8 for the fruitbat !
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 20, 2009, 04:12:12 PM
Yeah yeah.

Here's some more interesting crap I just found, beginning with this:

Good evening peepers, prowlers, pederasts, panty-sniffers, punks and pimps. I'm James Ellroy, the demon dog, the foul owl with the death growl, the white knight of the far right, and the slick trick with the donkey dick. I'm the author of 16 books, masterpieces all; they precede all my future masterpieces. These books will leave you reamed, steamed and drycleaned, tie-dyed, swept to the side, true-blued, tattooed and bah fongooed. These are books for the whole felafelin' family, if the name of your family is the Manson Family.


James Ellroy (born Lee Earle Ellroy; March 4, 1948) is an American crime writer and essayist.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Ellroy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Ellroy)

Ellroy was born in 1948 in Los Angeles, California. After his parents' divorce, Ellroy and his mother, Geneva Hilliker, relocated to El Monte, California. In 1958, Ellroy's mother was murdered. The police never arrested the perpetrator, and the case remains unsolved.

The body of Geneva “Jean” Hilliker Ellroy was discovered at approximately 10:00 am on Sunday, 06/22/58.  Her body had been dumped in an ivy patch just a few inches shy of the curb near the playing field at Arroyo High school in the small city of El Monte, California.

http://www.crimeculture.com/Contents/Articles-Autumn04/Ayad-Ellroy.html (http://www.crimeculture.com/Contents/Articles-Autumn04/Ayad-Ellroy.html)

http://www.wikimapia.org/#lat=34.0929352&lon=-118.0251145&z=17&l=0&m=b&v=8 (http://www.wikimapia.org/#lat=34.0929352&lon=-118.0251145&z=17&l=0&m=b&v=8)


What's this have to do with me?
1) The Hilliker incident happened 5 months & 4 days after I was born;
2) The Hilliker body was found in my neighbourhood; I lived across the street (Cedar Ave.) from the tennis courts of Arroyo High School.
http://www.wikimapia.org/#lat=34.0957517&lon=-118.0194175&z=18&l=0&m=b&v=8 (http://www.wikimapia.org/#lat=34.0957517&lon=-118.0194175&z=18&l=0&m=b&v=8)
3) I am Arroyo High alumni, 1976.
http://www.ahs.emuhsd.k12.ca.us/ (http://www.ahs.emuhsd.k12.ca.us/)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arroyo_High_School_%28El_Monte,_California%29 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arroyo_High_School_%28El_Monte,_California%29)

I resided in El Monte for 24 years & never knew of this case, until tonight.

El Monte has another shabby reputation of newsworthy persons:

Steven Earl Parent (February 12, 1951 – August 9, 1969) was a victim of the Charles Manson murders.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Parent (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Parent)

http://www.cielodrive.com/master.html?http://www.cielodrive.com/victims/parent/index.html (http://www.cielodrive.com/master.html?http://www.cielodrive.com/victims/parent/index.html)


On a positive note, I went to High School with this noted Hollywood illuminary:

Rob Bottin (born April 1, 1959) is an American special makeup effects artist.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rob_Bottin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rob_Bottin)
http://www.filmreference.com/film/70/Rob-Bottin.html (http://www.filmreference.com/film/70/Rob-Bottin.html)
http://monsterkidclassichorrorforum.yuku.com/topic/8848/t/Rob-Bottin.html (http://monsterkidclassichorrorforum.yuku.com/topic/8848/t/Rob-Bottin.html)
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001964/ (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001964/)


Somebody else I was "involved with" in High School:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0048661/ (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0048661/)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftN3eJ8RZ6U (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftN3eJ8RZ6U)
(Yeah, knew her well!)


Biography: "Kirsten was born to Mai-Britt Gabrielsen in Norway, but at six weeks of age was brought to California and adopted by William and Sally Baker. Kirsten, along with her younger brother Clayton, were raised in Arcadia, just outside of Los Angeles. Before graduating from high school with a golden-seal mid-term, Kirsten had begun modeling to save money for art school.
She dated Ron Tello for 2 months.
In his autobiography "The Self-Recorded History of Events", Ron wrote: "I never touched her. Being with her was all I needed to be one happy fool".
http://www.fridaythe13thfilms.com/saga/part2/kirstenbaker.html (http://www.fridaythe13thfilms.com/saga/part2/kirstenbaker.html)


 :serenade:

[NOTE:] I still have her "Love Letters" to me. Ya think they're worth a few bucks, USD?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 20, 2009, 06:20:14 PM
Tigex: What Your Alien Baby Craves

http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/2009/08/tigex-what-your-alien-baby-craves.html (http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/2009/08/tigex-what-your-alien-baby-craves.html)

Dust Jeans: Let's Hold Hands

http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/2009/08/dust-jeans-lets-hold-hands.html (http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/2009/08/dust-jeans-lets-hold-hands.html)

TweakYourHair: The Tweakening

http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/2009/08/tweakyourhair-tweakening.html (http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/2009/08/tweakyourhair-tweakening.html)

 :roflmao:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 20, 2009, 10:18:41 PM
(http://www.ipokeraffiliate.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/wtf-is-that.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 21, 2009, 03:57:12 AM
Infant Zombie.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 21, 2009, 04:33:30 AM
More Bad eBay:

So Have You Reviewed Ebay At Alexa yet?
Sep 20, 2009 7:10 AM

I'm sure there are a lot of websurfers who would just love to know what you think of the "new Ebay experience" (-;.

________________________________________________________

The bad edge to that is as a SELLER I Hate Ebay but don;t want the buyer to Know how SAD it Is.
I would like not to run off what Ebay hasn't already killed or glitches away.

As a Buyer I quit buying here right (April 2008) after they told me I could no longer send my copyright work in Digital Format via Email but instead had to place it upon a CD and Charge Real Iive Postage to Send it to the Buyer thus increasing both my overhead and the Buyer Cost.

Apparently in a Free Country the Dictator gets to Dictate the form of shipment you use.

It's one thing to state upfront UPS is the only shipping method allowed. Period.

It's another allow every form of shipping under the sun except the FREE SHIPPING EBAY keeps Screaming the BUYER so WANTS.
If that is the case then why don't Ebay Give it to them.

I think a fair amount of sellers either constant or causal got turned off on Ebay over the past 2 years due to their POOR CUSTOMER SERVICE, UNFAIR RULES, GLITCHES and LIES.
Who cares?
Sellers should as most of the Sellers they ran off were buyers as well.

I don't think a Poll matters.

Just log in and take the Ebay experience.
It truly Speaks for Itself.

http://forums.ebay.com/db2/topic/Seller-Central/So-Have-You/510137510 (http://forums.ebay.com/db2/topic/Seller-Central/So-Have-You/510137510)


Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 21, 2009, 01:21:11 PM
Failure of The St. Francis Dam

Preface: Today, I was g00gling the Los Angeles River History. Sometimes I do it as a hobby, cuz I grew up in the area.
I stumbled into the history of an event which I NEVER knew about.
Check it out; it is most fascinating, yet not widely published or generally known.
In essence, this was the doom of Mr. Mulholland.


Never in the history of America has there been a disaster more tragic, nor one which came so quickly and brutally, than the roaring flood of water which, at midnight on March 12, 1928, swept down the narrow San Francisquito Canyon, through the fertile, peaceful Santa Clara Valley, down through the historic Newhall Ranch, over a portion of the city of Santa Paula and onward to the sea.

The St. Francis Dam was a concrete gravity-arch dam, designed to create a reservoir as a storage point of the Los Angeles Aqueduct. The dam was located 40 miles (64 km) northwest of Los Angeles, California, near the present city of Santa Clarita. The dam was built between 1924 and 1926 under the supervision of William Mulholland, chief engineer and general manager of the Los Angeles Department of Water and Power (then called the Bureau of Water Works and Supply). Three minutes before midnight on March 12, 1928, the dam catastrophically failed, and the resulting flood killed more than 600 people. The collapse of the St. Francis Dam is one of the worst American civil engineering failures of the 20th century and remains the second-greatest loss of life in California's history, after the 1906 San Francisco Earthquake and fire, and it marked the end of Mulholland's career.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Francis_Dam (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Francis_Dam)


http://www.sespe.com/damdisaster/ (http://www.sespe.com/damdisaster/)

http://www.scvhistory.com/scvhistory/stfrancis.htm (http://www.scvhistory.com/scvhistory/stfrancis.htm)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BilO_Bv7pW0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BilO_Bv7pW0)

http://www.usc.edu/libraries/archives/la/scandals/st_francis_dam.html (http://www.usc.edu/libraries/archives/la/scandals/st_francis_dam.html)

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/thedailymirror/2008/03/st-francis-dam.html (http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/thedailymirror/2008/03/st-francis-dam.html)

For more info, please g00gle: St. Francis Dam
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 21, 2009, 03:00:28 PM
Frank Black And The Catholics : St. Francis Dam Disaster Lyrics

http://www.metrolyrics.com/st-francis-dam-disaster-lyrics-frank-black-the-catholics.html (http://www.metrolyrics.com/st-francis-dam-disaster-lyrics-frank-black-the-catholics.html)

there was a well known water master man
he was the king
he could do anything
the St. Francis dam disaster man
thought she was all right
until around midnight
because that water seeks her own
she had a desire to flow
she was looking for somewhere to go
she was a slave to the great metropolis
she was feeling choked
she pushed the wall 'till it broke
when they heard the great apocalypse
at power house number two
well, there was nothing they could do
because that water seeks her own
five and one half hours she would flow
she had fifty-three miles to go
a cascade down the santa clara way
near sixty feet high
now she's a mile wide
it was clear she was going far away
and whole towns were, too
a few got lucky in Piru
because that water seeks her own
but four more hours she would flow
she had twenty-nine miles mores to go
she carried in her every kiind of thing
house, tree, telegraph pole
some say a thousand souls
at three am she gave Santa Paula a ring
she was still tenty-five feet high
under a peaceful sky
because that water seeks her own
but tow more hours she would flow
she had nineteen miles more to go
it was a real bad night for little Saticoy
El Rio and Montalvo
how many no one really knows
ventura beach was very scary, boy
humanity a pile
she went her final mile
because that water seeks her own
into the sea the water flowed
and now for forever she would go


http://www.songmeanings.net/songs/view/47195/ (http://www.songmeanings.net/songs/view/47195/)

 :band: :piano: :sing: :guitar:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 21, 2009, 03:29:12 PM
See the Memorial; scroll to the bottom here:

http://www.ojaivalleymuseum.org/history/arts_spirit/1928_st_francis.htm (http://www.ojaivalleymuseum.org/history/arts_spirit/1928_st_francis.htm)


Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 21, 2009, 09:05:41 PM

All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)

(http://z.about.com/d/paranormal/1/0/j/J/chupacabra_lg.jpg)

The Blood-Sucking Creature from Hell
Saturday February 4, 2006
There are now several hundred eyewitness accounts from those who have encountered the enigmatic creature known as el chupacabras – "the goatsucker." Its description, however, also seems to fit a number of other strange creatures that have been seen over the decades – creatures people have identified over the decades as gargoyles, the Jersey Devil and the Monkey Man. It's worth examining the similarities and considering whether these all might be sightings of the same mysterious creature. Here's what they look like and what they've been up to.

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Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 21, 2009, 09:25:11 PM


All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)

(http://srv0204-07.sjc3.imeem.com/g/p/359b482a7a5e49f94450bd5526367d42_web.jpg)


Shortly after midnight on October 18, 2008, 5 people witnessed the movement of a large and strange luminous creature over the waters of El Supí Beach on Venezuela's Paraguaná Peninsula, located in the vicinity of the town that bears the same name in the coastal state of Falcón in Northwestern Venezuela.

"There was no moon that night, and it was all very dark," remembers Larry Gonzales, who said the events took place while he, his older brother, and other friends lit a bonfire on the edges of the aforementioned Beach, outside a house they had rented for the weekend.

"We reached the house late. One group stayed inside tidying things up while we took out some chairs and began lighting a fire. At that time, none of us had had anything to eat or drink, because we had just reached the site."

According to the witness, the being, which stood at approximately two or 3 meters tall, was brilliant white and transparent like a hologram. It ran swiftly over the water's surface, coasting the shore some 60 meters away.

Larry Gonzalez, his brother, and three other friends were spellbound by what they were seeing. However, one of them tried to cast light with a flashlight, but the brightness of the light caused the being to become a less visible. “Furthermore, it moved very quickly. for that reason we were unable to make out any details," said Gonzalez.

He described the entity’s bodily appearance and movements as generally resembling those of a feline. “My friend Rubén began shouting at it to see if it reacted, and in a matter of seconds, it accelerated to a prodigious speed, behaving like a feline,” explains González.

The water was not disturbed, nor was any noise generated other what was caused by ocean waves. The young witness claims “the being appeared to be so lightweight that it did not disturb the surface tension of the water as it moved over it. Not only that, the waves rolled in but were unable to even move the figure."

After reaching a certain distance out to sea, after traveling the beach from one end to another, the enigmatic creature vanished before the startled eyes of the witnesses. But the strange episode had not ended yet.

"After it took off running, we were in the total state of panic. Suddenly, shoals of fish began jumping all along the water's edge, as though they had been electrocuted. We could hear them flapping around, and when we pointed the flashlight at them, we could see them jumping around in the water. "

Despite of the fact that they all carried camera equipped cellphones, none of the witnesses were able to take a photo of the alleged creature. They were gripped by fear for several minutes, and their actions became confused. "We didn't have any time to take pictures because we did not understand what was going on. We only realized what was happening later, but it was all over."

"In the morning, we asked the fishermen if they had seen or heard at anything, but no one did," said Gonzales. Oddly enough, there were several blackouts throughout the area that night. Residents of El Supi, however, say that electrical outages are common not only in their town but in several communities throughout the state of Falcon.

Larry Gonzalez adds that two of the people who witnessed this episode are atheists and did not believe in the supernatural. This experience, however, has changed their point of view. Even he himself was skeptical about supernatural accounts presented on television. "When I would see people on TV discussing things of this nature, I would find it ridiculous, and say it was all lies. Now I think it's true. There are things out there that we still do not understand."

Source: Inexplicata (Translation (c) 2009, S. Corrales IHU. Special thanks to Guillermo Gimenez and Hector Escalante)
http://inexplicata.blogspot.com/2009/01/source-ovnivenezuela-date-01.html


Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 21, 2009, 09:25:44 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/ODD%20Stuff/swamp2.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 21, 2009, 10:15:21 PM
(http://www.shockya.com/interviews/lloyd_kaufman/toxic_avenger_movie_poster.jpg)

  The Toxic Avenger is an American cult classic comedy horror film first released in 1984 by Troma Entertainment, known for producing low budget B-movies with campy concepts. Virtually ignored upon its first release, The Toxic Avenger caught on with moviegoers after a long and successful midnight movie engagement at the famed Bleecker Street Cinemas in New York City in late 1985.

The film has generated three film sequels, a stage production, and a children's TV cartoon.[2] Two less successful sequels: The Toxic Avenger Part II and The Toxic Avenger Part III: The Last Temptation of Toxie were filmed as one movie. Director Lloyd Kaufman realized that he had shot far too much footage for one movie, and reedited it into two. A third independent sequel was also released, entitled Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV. An animated children's TV series spin-off, Toxic Crusaders, featured Toxie as the leader of a team of mutated superheroes who fought against evil alien polluters. The cartoon series was short-lived and it was quickly cancelled. New Line Cinema had planned a live action movie based on the cartoon, but the deal fell through.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 21, 2009, 10:20:52 PM
You bstrd!

You played the "TROMA CARD"


I'm done.

It's over. You win.

I'm outta here.


See ya in the Saluda Boards.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 21, 2009, 10:23:31 PM
You bstrd!

You played the "TROMA CARD"


I'm done.

It's over. You win.

I'm outta here.


See ya in the Saluda Boards.



In war there are no winners...only casualties.... catchya dude..stay upright.



In war there are no winners...only casualties.... catchya dude..stay upright.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 21, 2009, 10:30:31 PM
I'll be back.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *CountessA* on September 21, 2009, 10:37:09 PM
 :drum: :tello: :drummer:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 22, 2009, 12:20:07 AM
I'll be back.


That's what we're afraid of....LOLOL
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 22, 2009, 10:59:51 PM
(http://www.ozroundtable.com/Smileys/classic/tello.gif)                    (http://www.ozroundtable.com/Smileys/classic/tello.gif)                    (http://www.ozroundtable.com/Smileys/classic/tello.gif)                             (http://www.ozroundtable.com/Smileys/classic/tello.gif)

                        (http://www.ozroundtable.com/Smileys/classic/tello.gif)

     Dude your famous....ya finally whinged into getting ya own Giff....don't think this entitles ya to extra privileges ....I'm still two up on yer....     :marvinmartian: :marvin: :eranium:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 23, 2009, 01:08:24 PM
What is that thing, anyway? How is it a semblance of me?

Answers!

Anyone?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 23, 2009, 02:50:33 PM
What is that thing, anyway? How is it a semblance of me?

Answers!

Anyone?



Stop biatchin dude ...we got a limited budget here...were not George lucas you know, we spent more than we should have already....

"" no semblance?""....It's like a mirror image man...(http://www.ozroundtable.com/Smileys/classic/tello.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: some_other_bozo on September 23, 2009, 03:02:56 PM
(http://www.ozroundtable.com/Smileys/classic/tello.gif)                    (http://www.ozroundtable.com/Smileys/classic/tello.gif)                    (http://www.ozroundtable.com/Smileys/classic/tello.gif)                             (http://www.ozroundtable.com/Smileys/classic/tello.gif)

                        (http://www.ozroundtable.com/Smileys/classic/tello.gif)

     Dude your famous....ya finally whinged into getting ya own Giff....don't think this entitles ya to extra privileges ....I'm still two up on yer....     :marvinmartian: :marvin: :eranium:

I got two of my own:

 :warrior: :goth:

I dont know where they came from but they is me

VIKINGS OF THE WORLD UNITE!...for afternoon tea, cookies and cuccumber sandwiches cut into little triangles.

BOZO
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 23, 2009, 04:19:17 PM
(http://www.ozroundtable.com/Smileys/classic/tello.gif)                    (http://www.ozroundtable.com/Smileys/classic/tello.gif)                    (http://www.ozroundtable.com/Smileys/classic/tello.gif)                             (http://www.ozroundtable.com/Smileys/classic/tello.gif)

                        (http://www.ozroundtable.com/Smileys/classic/tello.gif)

     Dude your famous....ya finally whinged into getting ya own Giff....don't think this entitles ya to extra privileges ....I'm still two up on yer....     :marvinmartian: :marvin: :eranium:

I got two of my own:

 :warrior: :goth:

I dont know where they came from but they is me

VIKINGS OF THE WORLD UNITE!...for afternoon tea, cookies and cuccumber sandwiches cut into little triangles.

BOZO


Hey~ Admin...what's with the new kid on the block and two icons?? .... he's not even a paid up member ~  only has two stars !... and already has two icons... I'll have to confide with Tello on this one....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 23, 2009, 10:38:37 PM
Thx Yib!
So what is this thing?  :tello:

______________________________


http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=948.0 (http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=948.0)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Ubbie Max* on September 23, 2009, 10:41:02 PM
BEER BY SEVEN YEAR OLDS

 A handful of 7 year old children were  asked 'What they thought of
 beer'. Some interesting responses, but the  last one is especially
 touching.

 I think beer must  be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the
 prettier my mom  gets.'
 --Tim, 7 years old

Beer makes my dad  sleepy and we get to watch what we want on
 television when he is  asleep, so beer is nice. '
 --Mellanie, 7 years  old

 'My Mom and Dad  both like beer. My Mom gets funny when she drinks it
 and takes her top  off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very
 funny.'
 --Grady,  7 years old

'My Mom and Dad  talk funny when they drink beer and the more they
 drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.'
 --Toby, 7 years  old

 'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants
 sometimes, so he shouldn't have too much.
 --Sarah, 7 years old

 'My Dad loves beer.  The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time
 he danced right into the pool.'
 --Lilly, 7 years old

 'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the
 sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.'
 --Ethan, 7 years  old

 'I give Dad's beer  to the dog and he goes to sleep.'
 --Shirley, 7 years  old

 'My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father.
 Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his
 bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.'
 --Jack, 7  years
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 23, 2009, 10:44:32 PM
Thx Yib!
So what is this thing?  :tello:

______________________________


http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=948.0 (http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=948.0)

iTS GOZILLA near the sydney harbour bridge....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Ubbie Max* on September 23, 2009, 10:47:05 PM
Narh Yib, it's my pet lizard Frank, I wondered where he's gone
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 23, 2009, 10:47:48 PM
I'm asking about the gif. Not Godzirra.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 23, 2009, 10:50:25 PM
I'm asking about the gif. Not Godzirra.

Countess found it for you not me...she's a darl...... it's a mini tello.....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 23, 2009, 10:53:35 PM
It duzzint make sense. What can I not see with it?

The Drummers are far more an accurate depiction.

This has got to be sorted out.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 23, 2009, 10:55:52 PM

This was the closest thing countess could find that looks like ya.... I'll have to try and make a custom one, but I'm no good with moving giff's, only static one's.... you pay for my lessons and then I'll be able to make moving ones....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 23, 2009, 11:05:54 PM
I got a better idea:

Lose that thing, forget about making another "tello" and leave me alone.

I'm not worthy of this attention. There's no money involved.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 23, 2009, 11:21:26 PM
To late dude..I got a free program to do it...I gotta practice...I tried three already...more to come as I get better....

Heres my first try .....(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/125369376228199.gif)

heres my second try......(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/125369365269832.gif)

heres my third try.........(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/125369382480551.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 23, 2009, 11:28:05 PM
Please stop.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on September 23, 2009, 11:38:09 PM
Tello....... my daughter reminded me to ask you..... have you got any other video of you playing the drums? She absolutely luvs your work, and says that if you'll play - she'll rip out her guitar!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 24, 2009, 12:02:18 AM
You talking about that one crappy vid on  the net?

No. Not yet.

My buds from Utah are supposed to be here this weekend.

FULL JAM with video. A "First"!!!

We shall see!!


How old is yer dotter?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on September 24, 2009, 12:07:06 AM
She's 13 going on 40. I'll let her know in the morning that you're working on it! She'll be totally wrapped! Just a bit of colour in yer day there!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 24, 2009, 12:12:58 AM
She's too old for me.
Does she have any money?
Talent like mine duzzint come free.... ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 24, 2009, 12:20:51 AM
7800!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on September 24, 2009, 12:21:34 AM
The truth is.... I think she's too old for me too! The money she has - I don't have. She's lined me up for an Epiphone Les Paul Ultra II for Christmas. Mind you, the little bugga can play! But crikey..... Tom Petty can wear a bit thin!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 24, 2009, 12:26:23 AM
Battlestations!

 :band: :leadguitar: :piano: :biker:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on September 24, 2009, 12:34:45 AM
That paints a pretty good picture.... let's expand it a little to include: The Big O, Elvis, Stevie Nicks, Janis Joplin, John Lennon (BIGTIME) anything Beatles....just about anything else pre 1975...... and John Fogarty as well!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on September 24, 2009, 12:36:32 AM
pre '75 ...... uuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmm ..... Perry Como ????
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 24, 2009, 12:38:45 AM
pre '75 ...... uuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmm ..... Perry Como ????

You.........

.....OUT!  ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on September 24, 2009, 12:42:39 AM
Here y'are Smee...... Just for you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10bi45o4xDA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10bi45o4xDA)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on September 24, 2009, 12:44:06 AM
One of the all time classic Maxwell Smart lines ....

Scene Max and the Chief in the "cone of silence" the chief is on the phone to kaos

Max ..... what are they saying chief?
chief ..... nothing max I am on hold ... all I can hear is Perry Como music!
Max .......  kaos and their torture .....they will stop at nothing
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 24, 2009, 12:47:18 AM
 :topic:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on September 24, 2009, 12:51:35 AM
Onya AGAIN smee ;D

How many in your turnout this weekend Tello?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on September 24, 2009, 12:54:25 AM
How many in your turnout this weekend Tello?

Well Loco he said him and his buddies from Utah ...

so 3 .... him and 2 morman elders on their bikes
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 24, 2009, 12:55:36 AM
Dunno. Hazzint happened yet.....

Knock it off smee. There's a reason why you dont have a Backstage Pass....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 24, 2009, 01:00:11 AM
(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/woman-vampire.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on September 24, 2009, 01:04:08 AM
Gawd Tello..... you're beginning to sound like an Aussie!!

Good people - I'm going to have to call it a night. It's presently 0100am here.

Catch up again on the morrow!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 24, 2009, 01:05:09 AM
By r3.......
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on September 24, 2009, 01:05:22 AM
good night Loco


Oh and tello .........(http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb93/ksgallimore/backstage.jpg)


(http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt336/smeeagain61/langeneus-emoticon.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 24, 2009, 04:35:08 PM
Oh and tello .........(http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb93/ksgallimore/backstage.jpg)

(http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt336/smeeagain61/langeneus-emoticon.gif)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Skulls/skulls-2-1.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 27, 2009, 03:15:17 AM
Here's the latest Jam Session news:

Hey Stud, I have some Ok news and some bad news, My bases called late
last night and his work has requested his appearance Saturday
he will NOT be able to make it out this week HE CAN MAKE IT out
in TWO weeks he has vacation scheduled. Lisa and I could still
come out but I wouldn't be able to load all the gear. I could bring the
guitar though. let me know, i do not think i could do both trips I would rather wait for him he sings pretty good and is kick ass on the bass, AS far as recording,I have the BOSS1600
in order to do recordings on that it's like a studio it takes allot of work to set it up
and it only had 8 live tracks but i can dub up to 200 times it's bad ass but it all requires a mic. i am working on 4 original tunes right now it burns cd's the entire bit. I think if we were serious about a recording the bases and me would need to lay out your drum tracks
then come back to tremonton for guitar and mixing the tracks or you could
come to tremonton and play the small kit in my studio and we could get a song
layed out. then we could go back to your place for the video with a burned cd
and make a video. This recorder records pro grade shite it's the real deal
Sorry Brother you live along way out and coordinating a big gig like this
is quite hard. I know your quite pissed But I am a man of my word and
will get out ASAP and get this Jam in. SORRY MAN.. Frank.
 


I'll have them here in two weeks.

 :band:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 27, 2009, 03:46:06 AM
Proud to be Dim

By Will Durst | September 21st, 2009


Remember back in grade school, when all learning came to a screeching halt while the teacher stopped to explain what was going on to the slow kids? She’d spend the entire morning trying to simplify the lesson plan so they could get it. Using small words in her annoying patient voice, which tended to pitch strident the slower she talked. Well, that’s what’s happening here. America is being held hostage by the dim.

People used to be embarrassed to be stupid. Now they’re walking around all proud and stuff wearing their density like a badge of authenticity. Waving misspelled signs and talking such a pack of nonsense you’d think syphilitic monkeys had crawled up their butts and were blowing “Oh! Suzanna” on their perforated livers. During the health care riots, people actually waved placards that read; “Stop Socializing USA & Keep Youre Hands Off My Medicare.” Dude. At least use two different signs.

More:


http://blog.cagle.com/2009/09/21/proud-to-be-dim/ (http://blog.cagle.com/2009/09/21/proud-to-be-dim/)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 27, 2009, 07:43:23 AM
http://www.grits.com/ (http://www.grits.com/)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 27, 2009, 05:34:42 PM
7900

 :yess:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 27, 2009, 05:35:25 PM

7900 + 2  +4 + 6 + 8 ...and climbing !...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 27, 2009, 05:58:22 PM

7900 + 2  +4 + 6 + 8 ...and climbing !...


That's Lurkers & Posters combined.

Spamming duzzint help; it only pads the tally.


 :spam: :marvin: :spam:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 29, 2009, 04:53:45 PM
eBay Survey

http://forums.ebay.com/db2/topic/Seller-Central/Ebay-Survey/520155934 (http://forums.ebay.com/db2/topic/Seller-Central/Ebay-Survey/520155934)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 29, 2009, 07:38:49 PM
I won an Award?
What award?
Some schmuck is goofing with me, again!

http://www.nme.com/awards/video/search/ron%20tello (http://www.nme.com/awards/video/search/ron%20tello)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 29, 2009, 10:11:34 PM
I won an Award?
What award?
Some schmuck is goofing with me, again!

http://www.nme.com/awards/video/search/ron%20tello (http://www.nme.com/awards/video/search/ron%20tello)



Award?..is there money involved?...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 30, 2009, 04:36:26 AM
Are you kidding?

The vids don't even work.....


[8000] :yess:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 30, 2009, 07:49:44 AM
On a whim, no significant issues, I Googled "best ways to die".

 Results 1 - 10 of about 46,000,000 (Fourty-six Million) for best ways to die.

Try it.

It's FUN!


 :ripzombie:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 30, 2009, 08:32:20 AM
I remember now: about 3 years ago on yahoo.com Personals, there was a class action law suit against them for something really bad.

It was "False & Misleading Advertising".

You'd go to the site, and scroll thru thousands of farm animals, bow-wows and triple baggers.

And every one of them is packing Emotional Baggage and have squids in tow.
(That's Attractive.
Not)

I could never place my order for the Model on the ad.

Yahoo lost. Now their ads feature Plain Janes and Apartment Trash.

Who needs Yahoo for what's already in town?

 :brickpile:

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on September 30, 2009, 08:38:05 AM
On a whim, no significant issues, I Googled "best ways to die".

 Results 1 - 10 of about 46,000,000 (Fourty-six Million) for best ways to die.

Try it.

It's FUN!


 :ripzombie:

Tello, do you have a lot of time on your hands lately....lol.....?????.

In the desert...nobody hears you scream.....!!!!!...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 30, 2009, 08:41:05 AM
In the Dezert, nobody can see me play with myself.  :P


:drum:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on September 30, 2009, 09:05:45 AM
Well...there's that too....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on September 30, 2009, 09:15:11 AM
In the Dezert, nobody can see me play with myself.  :P
And yet we are approx 7500 miles away and to us its glaringly obvious  :rofl:

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 30, 2009, 09:18:40 AM
In Sydney, no one can see ANYTHING.


SOYLENT AIR is people!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on September 30, 2009, 09:19:35 AM
Absolutely beautiful on the Coast today...sun shining, no wind....perfect spring day...why what's happening in Sydney?....more hot air?...lol
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 30, 2009, 09:23:57 AM
Absolutely beautiful on the Coast today...sun shining, no wind....perfect spring day...why what's happening in Sydney?....more hot air?...lol

From post #51 of the "Dust, dust" thread:
http://www.tsr.ch/tsr/index.html?siteSect=500000&channel=info#program=25;vid=11257323 (http://www.tsr.ch/tsr/index.html?siteSect=500000&channel=info#program=25;vid=11257323)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 30, 2009, 09:34:27 AM
Once again for those who tuned in late....

I remember now: about 3 years ago on yahoo.com Personals, there was a class action law suit against them for something really bad.

It was "False & Misleading Advertising".

You'd go to the site, and scroll thru thousands of farm animals, bow-wows and triple baggers.

And every one of them is packing Emotional Baggage and have squids in tow.
(That's Attractive.
Not)

I could never place my order for the Model on the ad.

Yahoo lost. Now their ads feature Plain Janes and Apartment Trash.

Who needs Yahoo for what's already in town?

 :brickpile:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on September 30, 2009, 09:39:04 AM
Tello is beaver hunting legal in Nevada ?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 30, 2009, 09:39:50 AM
http://mirrored.flabber.nl/boob.cursor/ciagnijcycka.swf
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on September 30, 2009, 09:46:04 AM
Tello is beaver hunting legal in Nevada ?

$200 an hour.
Your mileage may vary.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 01, 2009, 12:21:15 AM
Ooooh boys.....I'm baaaack.........engage Maximum warp broadband !.........(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/insane_big.jpg)


(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/bullshitdetector.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/Ki18111.gif)
(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/sexcartoon4.gif)

(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/bloodbar.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/bloodbar.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/bloodbar.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 01, 2009, 01:37:18 PM
My New Ad:

http://www.ksl.com/?nid=218&ad=8126070&cat=79&lpid= (http://www.ksl.com/?nid=218&ad=8126070&cat=79&lpid=)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 01, 2009, 08:16:53 PM
Amazon.com asked me to review "Westworld", so I did:

This is how your review will appear:

     
5.0 out of 5 stars

The Black Knight was my Friend

By Ron Tello "Sci-Fidelity" (Montello, Nv.) - See all my reviews
Amazon Verified Purchase(What's this?)

The "Black Knight" was played by Michael T. Mikler.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0586609/

He was a personal friend of mine in Topanga Canyon, California in the mid-late 1980's.

He also played "Harry Wise" in Thunder Alley with Annette Funicello, Jan Murray and Fabian. And he appeared in 2 episodes of the Original Outer Limits. And many more shows before my time.

Everybody has a job. Mike did his, and it was so fine.

He's dead now, but in my mind, he lives on, and my video collection will see to it!

Westworld is a Classic Sci-Fi flick, and according to the reviews on imDb, it was the predicessor of the "Terminator", due to the role of Yul Brenner as The Gunslinger. Go check it out.

It's a hard to find vid, but if ya can get one...it's a "Keeper"!
I ain't lying!

rontello.com
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 01, 2009, 08:22:19 PM
Ooooh boys.....I'm baaaack.........engage Maximum warp broadband !.........(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/insane_big.jpg)


(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/bullshitdetector.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/Ki18111.gif)
(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/sexcartoon4.gif)

(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/bloodbar.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/bloodbar.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/bloodbar.gif)

You "continue" to suck!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on October 01, 2009, 08:24:24 PM
the effect of one too many drum rolls at 230 decibels are exhibited very clearly in the above post....

telooo bash # 33765TG88
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 01, 2009, 08:24:55 PM
 :tello: :snipe: :neener:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 01, 2009, 08:29:45 PM
The Ghost of Michael T. Mikler will haunt each and EVERY ONE OF YOU!

He told me he would if ever you jag-offs got out of hand...

 C):-{= <" you are so f[[[ed!!!!! "<<
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on October 01, 2009, 08:33:24 PM
teloooo your posts are as credible as an ebay special offer....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 01, 2009, 08:34:34 PM
(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/36282-Clipart-Illustration-Of-A-Whi.jpg) oooooo... bad move dissin tello on his thread...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on October 01, 2009, 08:36:46 PM
nahhh yibby he prolly thinks ebay offers are gr8, hes in nevada and on got knows wot remember...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on October 01, 2009, 08:37:40 PM
i will grant him this much tho, his posts are less confusing than ebay special offers...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 01, 2009, 08:41:08 PM
teloooo your posts are as credible as an ebay special offer....

Oh Yeah? Check this out!

A) I don't know you & we've NEVER been formally introduced;
B) I have no reason to care for or giveashit-about you or your gang of hoodlums;
3) No one has offered me a silent, quality review about you.

Thus: F>U> until further notizz.....


rontello.com (http://rontello.com)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on October 01, 2009, 08:48:16 PM
i want what hes on...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on October 01, 2009, 08:50:23 PM
you wally, how do you expect we would have been formally "introduced" this is a chat room in case you hadnt noticed

gang of hoodlums? last time oi looked there was only moi and maybe 1-3 personalities...

a "silent" quality review - denotes NO review at all, on this point you would be kerrect

flock orf sick seagull....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 01, 2009, 08:51:49 PM
i want what hes on...

You again?

What I'm on is where you get off.

Beep-beep!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 01, 2009, 08:52:54 PM
teloooo your posts are as credible as an ebay special offer....

Oh Yeah? Check this out!

A) I don't know you & we've NEVER been formally introduced;
B) I have no reason to care for or giveashit-about you or your gang of hoodlums;
3) No one has offered me a silent, quality review about you.

Thus: F>U> until further notizz.....


rontello.com (http://rontello.com)


Rolled the word police again ! ""giveashit-"".......your on a roll tonight!... how long before we get the slammer again?...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 01, 2009, 08:53:41 PM
you wally, how do you expect we would have been formally "introduced" this is a chat room in case you hadnt noticed

gang of hoodlums? last time oi looked there was only moi and maybe 1-3 personalities...

a "silent" quality review - denotes NO review at all, on this point you would be kerrect

flock orf sick seagull....

YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME???
SPLIT IT WITH CUPIE!!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on October 01, 2009, 08:54:53 PM
But...but...but.....which piece?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on October 01, 2009, 08:55:12 PM
i retract and apologise sincerely for the above statement IF you are a closet leon russell fan and too shy to say...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on October 01, 2009, 08:56:03 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 01, 2009, 08:56:54 PM
Rolled the word police again ! ""giveashit-"".......your on a roll tonight!... how long before we get the slammer again?...

Just like: when will The Cowboy Bar ask me to pay my tab. It ain't happened in the past 8 months.

Say not. Pay not.

The keyword is: Shutyerpottymouth!


 :o
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on October 01, 2009, 08:57:48 PM
oooh a tad techy aint we?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 01, 2009, 08:58:19 PM
i retract and apologise sincerely for the above statement IF you are a closet leon russell fan and too shy to say...


The keyword is: Shutyerfootinmouth!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 01, 2009, 08:59:57 PM
But...but...but.....which piece?

Check yer email.

I won't be there, and you won't be here.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on October 01, 2009, 09:01:14 PM
promises promises...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on October 01, 2009, 09:02:21 PM
Now you're in for it tello...you too 'T'.

 :foot:   Tessa ain't gonna like that one up there....I'm out of here....lol
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 01, 2009, 09:02:27 PM

Ay cupie cop this !....


(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/19Feb-doublebarrell.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on October 01, 2009, 09:03:34 PM
Don't make me open PB, you gif rustler
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 01, 2009, 09:04:28 PM
(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/cuebullseye.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 01, 2009, 09:05:32 PM
hugsallyouwonderfulfrogs!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 01, 2009, 09:06:01 PM


IT'S ON !!


(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/neg-em-all-nuke.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Roo on October 01, 2009, 09:06:16 PM
I bags washing Tello's mouth out with soap! ;D




Oooops! Soap slipped....dropped it....be a nice guy and pick it up for me now... :evil:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on October 01, 2009, 09:06:45 PM
consider yer thred officially "jacked" telooooo and stuff yer drum sticks whar the sun don shine....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on October 01, 2009, 09:07:18 PM
I bags watching.....will we use Solvol Roo?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on October 01, 2009, 09:07:20 PM
yer an anti social desert moron, face ut
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 01, 2009, 09:07:38 PM
(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/98d1158920230-kindergartens-oerliko.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 01, 2009, 09:07:58 PM
(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/thread_direction.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 01, 2009, 09:08:13 PM
(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/hacker-safe-friendly.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on October 01, 2009, 09:08:27 PM
Just read that again roo.... :rofl:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 01, 2009, 09:08:36 PM
(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/hacked2hi.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on October 01, 2009, 09:08:41 PM
jest in case you thought i meant "mormon"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moron_(psychology)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on October 01, 2009, 09:09:37 PM
yer an anti social desert moron, face ut

'T'....you're cussing in Kiwi Accint agin.....!!!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 01, 2009, 09:10:10 PM
(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/syrup.jpg)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/syrup.jpg)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/syrup.jpg)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/syrup.jpg)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/syrup.jpg)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/syrup.jpg)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/syrup.jpg)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/syrup.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Roo on October 01, 2009, 09:11:06 PM
This is Tello's thread Yib....Hijacking is totally accepted here and just part of the norm....

Now...where did I put that soap?

And it's not Solvol Cupie....it's Lavender scented..... :-*
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 01, 2009, 09:12:09 PM
(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/ani_itchy.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/ani_itchy.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/ani_itchy.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/ani_itchy.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/ani_itchy.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/ani_itchy.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/ani_itchy.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/ani_itchy.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/ani_itchy.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/ani_itchy.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 01, 2009, 09:13:44 PM
(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/125369382480551.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/125369376228199.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/125369365269832.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/125369382480551.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/125369376228199.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/125369365269832.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/125369382480551.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/125369376228199.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/125369365269832.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/125369382480551.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/125369376228199.gif)(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/125369365269832.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 01, 2009, 09:15:10 PM
Is "gr8" another ID for "bozo"?

Not user friendly. Too much a WiseGuy before initiation. Felafeln'NOOB as far as I can see!

I ain't yer punk, soshutmeup !
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 01, 2009, 09:16:42 PM


I think Bozo's had enough tello..won't be coming back....

(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/stewie-vomit.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Roo on October 01, 2009, 09:16:48 PM
Just read that again roo.... :rofl:

One of my one liners.... ;)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on October 01, 2009, 09:18:09 PM
Tello, gr8 is a well worn coat....he's not a smartarse......and you better stop screwing with the filter, you are tempting fate...must be a full moon.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 01, 2009, 09:18:13 PM

Ah like the good ol day's trash and run.....


(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/trailertrash.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 01, 2009, 09:19:47 PM
(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/can_of_worms_ahead.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 01, 2009, 09:20:05 PM

I think Bozo's had enough tello..won't be coming back....


Fine. Now we gotta suffer this gr8 character slamming on my case.

goddamnintergalacticblackhole!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 01, 2009, 09:20:35 PM
(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/aaaahhhhhkv9.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on October 01, 2009, 09:20:36 PM
yup... lol, a very successful sortie may i say.... one of the best i have flown...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 01, 2009, 09:21:03 PM

I think Bozo's had enough tello..won't be coming back....


Fine. Now we gotta suffer this gr8 character slamming on my case.

goddamnintergalacticblackhole!



(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/pushingtheenvelopedetailMedium.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on October 01, 2009, 09:21:10 PM
luvly to almost meet u telooo
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on October 01, 2009, 09:22:08 PM
now i wuld say we are "introduced'
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 01, 2009, 09:23:23 PM
luvly to almost meet u telooo

Yer not trying hard enuff....

idontgiveashitwhoyouare.

I can barely care about me...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on October 01, 2009, 09:23:33 PM
cindi lauper said it all... true colours... when all else fails resort to expletives, classic moronic behaviour
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on October 01, 2009, 09:24:49 PM
idontgiveashitwhoyouare.

I can barely care about me...


You gotta pay that one 'T'.....lmao

 :rofl:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on October 01, 2009, 09:25:20 PM
 :hijack: :wtf:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 01, 2009, 09:25:39 PM
now i wuld say we are "introduced'

Not until you post a pic of yer mug like I already did, a thousand times...and don't be a wonker about it yafirecracker?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on October 01, 2009, 09:26:14 PM
a pretty good mirror to whats within "the mon" cupes i must say
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on October 01, 2009, 09:26:59 PM
who says that yer mug?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on October 01, 2009, 09:27:40 PM
could be anyone
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 01, 2009, 09:28:26 PM
(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/lolcat-funny-picture-moderator1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on October 01, 2009, 09:29:11 PM
Tello, you're not going to spit the dummy when your fun and games with the 'F' word morphs into play school descriptions are you?...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 01, 2009, 09:30:00 PM
You know what? Liking you is an option.

NOT an Obligation.

Too early to tell if you'll EVER work out in my Organisation.....

So, until the next Bored of Director's Meeting....shuoffle off their mortal coil, or something...... ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on October 01, 2009, 09:30:52 PM
cornfusing cupes? is this telloo being nice?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on October 01, 2009, 09:31:27 PM
bored of directors? me 2
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 01, 2009, 09:32:37 PM
Tello, you're not going to spit the dummy when your fun and games with the 'F' word morphs into play school descriptions are you?...

Hey, are you not trying to bust my chops this far along?

F>F>F>!!!!!

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 01, 2009, 09:32:59 PM
I'm pissinmyselflaughing....if you break the code understanding tello gr 8.... I'll take ya out to dinner....LOL
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on October 01, 2009, 09:34:41 PM
Now come on fella's

(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k127/Mistea/whoopass.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 01, 2009, 09:34:55 PM
I'm pissinmyselflaughing....if you break the code understanding tello gr 8.... I'll take ya out to dinner....LOL

Yib's a ZOMBIE!

YOU ARE DINNER!!!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on October 01, 2009, 09:35:01 PM
yeah give im a break cupes "F' could mean anything.... flock even
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on October 01, 2009, 09:36:07 PM
but he shuld be busted for these !!!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 01, 2009, 09:37:08 PM
Pop the mods, every slacking one of them!!!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 01, 2009, 09:37:52 PM
This site is tolerant of all nationality and religion...... free speech and all that..
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on October 01, 2009, 09:39:02 PM
Tello, you're not going to spit the dummy when your fun and games with the 'F' word morphs into play school descriptions are you?...

Hey, are you not trying to bust my chops this far along?

F>F>F>!!!!!


who Moi?.....you can say 'Pussy' all you like here I'm told......lmao
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 01, 2009, 09:39:14 PM
What yib said.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on October 01, 2009, 09:39:37 PM
Tello...... thou art pizzed off????? Do tell.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 01, 2009, 09:40:39 PM
Tello, you're not going to spit the dummy when your fun and games with the 'F' word morphs into play school descriptions are you?...

Hey, are you not trying to bust my chops this far along?

F>F>F>!!!!!


who Moi?.....you can say 'Pussy' all you like here I'm told......lmao

How about Beaver....LOLOL


(http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-03-18-beaver.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on October 01, 2009, 09:40:44 PM
no jest pizzed.... period
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 01, 2009, 09:41:15 PM


.....you can say 'Pussy' all you like here I'm told.....


I was told I could get some here, too. Imagine my disappointment...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 01, 2009, 09:41:48 PM
Two posts down fer ya tello...LOL
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on October 01, 2009, 09:43:35 PM
lol yabbies with yibby pleeze i cracked da code, wasnt hard, send me a money order for US$100 and and a stamped self addressed envelope i will send you the translation of all its posts.... the reel ron telooo files (no guarantee they will make any more sense than the originals tho lol)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 01, 2009, 09:44:44 PM
lol yabbies with yibby pleeze i cracked da code, wasnt hard, send me a money order for US$100 and and a stamped self addressed envelope i will send you the translation of all its posts.... the reel ron telooo files (no guarantee they will make any more sense than the originals tho lol)

Paypal ok?.....{ then I'll do a charge back..LOL }
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 01, 2009, 09:45:05 PM
Somebody! Please!

Pour me a Screen-Shot!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on October 01, 2009, 09:45:31 PM
"In Space, no one can hear you play Drums."

thank god
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on October 01, 2009, 09:46:28 PM
Somebody! Please!

Pour me a Screen-Shot!


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 01, 2009, 09:46:29 PM

Now ya done it ....you mentioned the drums..

(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/anothershortjoke.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on October 01, 2009, 09:47:41 PM
Here ya go Tello...... desires fulfilled!

(http://[IMG]http://i983.photobucket.com/albums/ae320/r3830/jumping_cats41.jpg)[/img]
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on October 01, 2009, 09:48:08 PM
mello tello?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on October 01, 2009, 09:48:26 PM
they call me mello telooo
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on October 01, 2009, 09:49:09 PM
lol yur funnier when ur not angry teloo i'll give you that much
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 01, 2009, 09:49:52 PM

Are we having fun yet?....

(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/Moshpit_kicked.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 01, 2009, 09:50:26 PM
GR8: 5 Green Stars.

Tello: 5 GOLD Stars.

I'd like to thank the Academy for this Award, and all the little posters I stepped on, to my way to The TOP!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 01, 2009, 09:51:59 PM
When do I get commission for bumping this thread to star status tello ?....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on October 01, 2009, 09:52:54 PM
yuld prolly b a nice guy if you din have an ego the size of montana
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 01, 2009, 09:53:12 PM
When do I get commission for bumping this thread to star status tello ?....

Eat my laundry, you carpet-bagger!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 01, 2009, 09:53:46 PM
yuld prolly b a nice guy if you din have an ego the size of montana

Nevada.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on October 01, 2009, 09:53:47 PM
lol tello 1526
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on October 01, 2009, 09:54:19 PM
nevadas the capital of montana aint it?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 01, 2009, 09:56:49 PM

Are we having fun yet?....

(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/Moshpit_kicked.gif)

You exotic love wench! You ripped that off from me when I posted my Prom Night Pics!!!!

Plagerism is not your best quality talent!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 01, 2009, 09:58:16 PM
nevadas the capital of montana aint it?

I know where I've seen you before! Yer that idiot who slams every vid on youtube!!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 01, 2009, 09:59:08 PM

Are we having fun yet?....

(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/Moshpit_kicked.gif)

Youfukktard! You ripped that off from me when I posted my Prom Night Pics!!!!

Plagerism is not your best quality talent!

And you wus an ugly prom queen too.....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on October 01, 2009, 10:00:01 PM
A night in Tello's Pub?????
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 01, 2009, 10:00:05 PM
(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/1209000617_girls_36.gif)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 01, 2009, 10:00:42 PM
I never said I was there. I only posted the pics.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on October 01, 2009, 10:02:25 PM
yeah thats me teloo, (yawns) i'll b whoever you want me to, thats the beauty of being a hermaphrodite...

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on October 01, 2009, 10:03:18 PM
gr8 bait and wait teloooos gotta run

nighty night knight
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 01, 2009, 10:05:41 PM
What?
Shitandrun?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 01, 2009, 10:09:17 PM
yeah thats me teloo, (yawns) i'll b whoever you want me to, thats the beauty of being a hermaphrodite...

Yep! There's just something SPECIAL about a girl whos got a green handbag bigger than mine!!!

Send me some pix!

You take PayPal?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on October 01, 2009, 10:12:31 PM
now yur talkin tello mon

for the time OF YER LIF

send US$350 to my paypal

moshie pics in already in yur message box matey....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 01, 2009, 10:35:10 PM
Fruitbat me! I'm stoked!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 01, 2009, 10:53:24 PM
For the Record (as if anyone gives a shitonn), our gracious Mod has not censored anyone or anything. (Heads UP, Bozo!)

Her work simply involved "Altering the offending wordages".

And it sucks!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 01, 2009, 10:55:33 PM
Tello = Gospel...
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on October 01, 2009, 10:57:06 PM
Gospel????? According to............
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 01, 2009, 10:58:19 PM
For the Record (as if anyone gives a shitonn), our gracious Mod has not censored anyone or anything. (Heads UP, Bozo!)

Her work simply involved "Altering the offending wordages".

And it sucks!


If tello says " our gracious Mod has not censored anyone or anything. (Heads UP, Bozo!)".....then it must be true....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 01, 2009, 10:58:34 PM
Gospel????? According to............

...yo Momma!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 01, 2009, 11:00:24 PM
For the Record (as if anyone gives a shitonn), our gracious Mod has not censored anyone or anything. (Heads UP, Bozo!)

Her work simply involved "Altering the offending wordages".

And it sucks!


If tello says " our gracious Mod has not censored anyone or anything. (Heads UP, Bozo!)".....then it must be true....

At minimum: I'm more CONSISTENT than yer avatards!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on October 01, 2009, 11:19:15 PM
Yib...... Just being a stickybeak..... Did Tello and Bozo have a thing???
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 01, 2009, 11:33:43 PM
Tello didn't like the competition me thinks.... I'm enough to contend with ....LOLOL
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 01, 2009, 11:38:40 PM
B***z was a Headline @zz-hoole, and I wuzzint buying any of it.

Who did?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 01, 2009, 11:40:57 PM
Tello didn't like the competition me thinks.... I'm enough to contend with ....LOLOL

Don't break yer arm while patting yerself on yer back.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 01, 2009, 11:41:57 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 01, 2009, 11:47:35 PM
Right, then.

Scratch yer nuts.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 02, 2009, 10:35:59 AM
I asked my Handyman to help me set up and mildly tweek my Circle Shear for cutting the busted edges off 50 salvagable cymbals that I bot offa ebay 3 years ago.
Cheap.
(The Shear, from ebay too, cost $1200, delivered, cheap!)

Shipping, as usual, was Murder. Still a wise investment, unless every Drummer on Earth has suddenly dropped dead. (That would make me an unemployed Drum Roadie...)

Or kicked out the band.

He asked me why I need his help.

"Because 1 1/2 brains are better than mine".


 :crazy:


C):-{= <" and so it goes.... "<<
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 02, 2009, 11:08:26 AM
I asked my Handyman to help me set up and mildly tweek my Circle Shear for cutting the busted edges off 50 salvagable cymbals that I bot offa ebay 3 years ago.
Cheap.
(The Shear, from ebay too, cost $1200, delivered, cheap!)

Shipping, as usual, was Murder. Still a wise investment, unless every Drummer on Earth has suddenly dropped dead. (That would make me an unemployed Drum Roadie...)

Or kicked out the band.

He asked me why I need his help.

"Because 1 1/2 brains are better than mine".


 :crazy:


C):-{= <" and so it goes.... "<<

Need a pic dude...no idea what this thing looks like, it interests me as I have an engineering background....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 02, 2009, 11:40:40 AM
Yib: Post #15

http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=949.0 (http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=949.0)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 02, 2009, 12:10:02 PM
Yib: Post #15

http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=949.0 (http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=949.0)



What does it do?.... and why do you need to do it?.... how can cymbals get damaged when your only hitting them with wood not metal?.... 


(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/a10l.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 02, 2009, 12:17:33 PM
What does it do?.... Cuts sheet metal into rings and circles.

and why do you need to do it?....Trim natty edges of broken cymbals.

 how can cymbals get damaged when your only hitting them with wood not metal?.... Cymbals crack.
Death.
Taxes.
Broken cymbals.
That's the rules.....


C):-{= <" dont you know anything? "<<
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 02, 2009, 12:35:23 PM
What does it do?.... Cuts sheet metal into rings and circles.

and why do you need to do it?....Trim natty edges of broken cymbals.

 how can cymbals get damaged when your only hitting them with wood not metal?.... Cymbals crack.
Death.
Taxes.
Broken cymbals.
That's the rules.....


C):-{= <" dont you know anything? "<<


Death.                   {
Taxes.                   {   Any particular order ?
Broken cymbals.      {
That's the rules..... {


C):-{= <" dont you know anything? "<< =>=>=>=>=> I'm not a drummer...and THX..for the info
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 02, 2009, 12:38:19 PM
You don't need to be a Drummer to know about

"Metal Fatigue".

That's the Order.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 02, 2009, 02:51:53 PM
You don't need to be a Drummer to know about

"Metal Fatigue".

That's the Order.


Is that the same as don't need to read music if your a drummer?....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *CountessA* on October 02, 2009, 02:58:59 PM
A man got up in one of those dinky little pubs where people can take the stage and perform a stand-up comic routine. This particular fellow was extremely spaced out, articulated very unclearly and began a rambling joke.

The weird thing is that the joke had the potential to be quite funny.

However, this poor man exhibited no sense of how to tell a good joke; how to work up to it, how to give it flavour and texture, how to build up to release the punchline to everyone's amusement. No - the man told the joke (and kept getting lost in it) in a loud but senseless muttering style. When he finally reached the punchline, it fell flat like fizzed-out soft drink.

One of the crowd, a bald-headed executive type of bloke, turned to the man's mate, seated at a table near the front. "You'd better tell your friend not to give up his day job," he said.

The friend grimaced. "Yeah, he's a great bloke, but he's got no sense of timing."

The bald-headed bloke said curiously, "What IS his day job?"

The friend looked surprised. "I told you already."

"You did not."

"Yes, I did," insisted the friend. "He's a drummer. I TOLD you he has no sense of timing!"
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on October 02, 2009, 03:19:16 PM
Well Tello, at least when your bored..... you can make circle thingies ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 02, 2009, 03:30:03 PM
Well Tello, at least when your bored..... you can make circle thingies ;D

Or squish stuff in it you catch in the dezert.... :-(
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 02, 2009, 04:43:10 PM
Is that the same as don't need to read music if your a drummer?....

Duh...yeppers.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Centuries on October 02, 2009, 08:19:16 PM
I wonder if that machine could even up my dummy? It is plastic and I think it suits me. I am beautiful, as you can see. ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 02, 2009, 08:23:35 PM
Montello Real Estate. Or, The Bad Lands of Nevada.

I am considering selling my 10 acres out here. I emailed the guy (an eBay seller) who sold it to me 4 years ago, for $8K. Here is his reply:

Ron, good morning and sorry for the delay in getting back with you.
 
I will get right to the point. As you know the economy is very bad. This has had an incredible and rippling effect on just about everything. Land sales included!
 
Before things got bad there were typically 2,300-2,500 pieces of raw land listed on ebay at any given time. I don't mean Nevada but all states combined. Nevada typically had 80-100 parcels on ebay at any given time. The last few months ebay has had 1,000-1,200 parcels being auctioned at any given time and Nevada has been having 35-40 auction parcels running at any given time. (I think there are 40 going right now and 1/8 of them are my listings.)
 
Not much is selling and when a parcel does sell it typically sells for 40%-50% less than it did one year ago and it usually takes 2-4 listing attempts to get a parcel sold. Ebay fees are higher than ever before and sales prices and as low as I have ever seen them. Plus with the high ebay fees the combination is brutal. It is a total buyers market and it is very scary. I have almost entirely quit buying land.
 
I used to get 10-12 feedbacks each month and now I get 3-4. My sales are down 60-70% and the prices are down as well by 50% or more.
 
I used to have 1-2 people in an entire year write me and ask about buying their land back. Now I have 2-3 people write me each month. Some of these people purchased 2-4 years ago when prices were at an all time high and some are people that have purchased in the last 3-12 months. The people that purchased land over a year ago often paid 10-12K for a 20 acre parcel and 6-9K for 10 acres. Most have either lost their job or had their hours cut. I hate even making them an offer as I know what they paid and I know what the market currently holds. My offer would be insulting but I cannot afford to buy high and sell low. It simply does not make sense. I am truly in a tough position but have no control of the economy and must do what is best for me.
 
I would be willing to buy your land back but the most I can safely offer is $2,000.00 I know this is a low offer but you purchased when the economy was really strong and prices were high.
 
Here is a recent 10 acre parcel in your area another guy recently sold for 2K
 
NORTHERN NEVADA LAND 10 ACRES ELKO COUNTY NO RESERVE
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160350935852&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160350935852&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT)
 
Here is a 20 acre parcel I sold for $4,600.00 that is a great parcel. Just 2 hours from Reno, close to power and just off HWY 400. 2 years ago it would have sold for 3 times that amount:
 
20 ACRE NEVADA RANCH POWER! PAVED ROAD! INCREDIBLE VIEW
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150356197721&ssPageName=ADME:L:EOISSA:US:1123 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150356197721&ssPageName=ADME:L:EOISSA:US:1123)
 
Keep in mind there are ebay fees, paypal fees, taxes, mailing, recording fees, escrow fees and transfer taxes. Plus the time involved. If an item does not sell the first attempt I incur another $100 listing fee. I use a fancier listing format. I could list for $70 per listing but I find the fancier listings are more effective. When an item does sell ebay charges another fee of $35 which they call a final value fee?
 
At $2,000 I am guessing when the smoke cleared I might sell your parcel for $3,000  I can sell for higher prices if I sell on land contract but I need to sell some parcels for cash of I have not liquid funds.
 
If you have interest in my offer let me know. I could make this happen quickly.
 
Ron, thanks so very much and please try and understand my position. Part of the reason for my delay is I truly hate even writing back and making such a low offer.
 
Have a great weekend!
 
Sincerely,
 
Jeff
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: Centuries on October 02, 2009, 08:28:06 PM
(http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae234/acaciame/Cat-1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 02, 2009, 08:30:36 PM


""If you have interest in my offer let me know. I could make this happen quickly."" =>=>=> dude...this one line spells...WOP !...Gotch ya....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 02, 2009, 08:33:07 PM
I'm keeping it.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *CountessA* on October 02, 2009, 08:34:57 PM
Centuries, yes, you are beautiful.  :praise: :photo: :congrats:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *CountessA* on October 02, 2009, 08:36:23 PM
Tello, a man once said, "Never sell when someone's convincing you to accept his low offer." It might be a realistic offer in this economic climate, but realistic and fair are two different animals.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on October 02, 2009, 08:40:21 PM
Realistic pricing?  Crikey that's low!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 02, 2009, 08:40:42 PM
I can make more money, but nobody is making more land.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 02, 2009, 08:44:42 PM
Hold off if possible....land prices will never go down only up....land prices may stagnate occasionally but will eventually rise again.....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on October 02, 2009, 08:45:17 PM
Vacant Blocks of land in my neck of the woods cost anything from 150,000 - $220,000.  the higher priced ones are 1100 square mtres...I have the latter....

$2000.00????  Really?

Tello.....To quote an old Aussie Classic.....

Tell im He's Dreamin !!!!!

If you can afford to ride it out....do that....the vultures are all circling in these times.....extreme parasites.....unscrupulous barstards !!!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on October 02, 2009, 08:46:11 PM
If land prices have flattened out..... isn't there only one direction they can go?



And most certainly....... WHAT CUPIE SAID!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 02, 2009, 08:53:01 PM
I'm talking with Jeff right now.

Do ya think I should give him the url to this chat?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on October 02, 2009, 08:55:17 PM
don't drag us into this shonky land deal....lol....someone's gonna get cheated and it ain't gonna be me....hehehehe...the guy's Dreamin I tell ya !!!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *smee* on October 02, 2009, 08:57:58 PM
knee him in the groin Tello .... then he will have a couple of acres
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on October 02, 2009, 09:02:07 PM
Find him a copy of Kevin Bloody Wilson's "Telephone Song". That should get the message across to him without confusion!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 02, 2009, 09:03:19 PM
That settles it. No url for Jeff.

He's a swell guy and a personal friend of mine.
He's been here--you haven't.

And seeings how yer being mean....forget you (until further notice)!

btw: the economy really is sucking here!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on October 02, 2009, 09:03:32 PM
knee him in the groin Tello .... then he will have a couple of acres

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 02, 2009, 09:05:27 PM
Mean. Mean. Meeeean.
And then there's the OzRT!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on October 02, 2009, 09:07:22 PM
He's a swell guy and a personal friend of mine.
He's been here--you haven't.


?.... Does he own land in the dezert...... and does he carry a gun?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 02, 2009, 09:11:43 PM
Yes. He owns/has owned  thousands of acres all over Nevada which he's been offing on ebay for many years. He inheirited it from a dead relative.

He's keeping the Best Lot for he & the Family. Close to Montello.

No, he duzzint pack heat. The big dudes with him do.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 02, 2009, 09:14:32 PM
(http://www.elkoland.com/images/montello_nevada_lg.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 02, 2009, 09:15:50 PM
(http://ad.gogopin.com/repos/f1bcb597-f95b-4039-9e4c-ae5ab5a82d71/20090915175029.png)

The timing for this seems perfect! Harvest Fest is Sept. 19th and 20th right in downtown Montello . There you can find 9 Moose tickets and a few just down the road. Crafters, food, shopping specials and MOOSE HUNT TICKETS !!!! Join us for some fun and enjoy the fall scenery. From fresh produce and fall decorations to that perfect Christmas gift for the early shoppers to scenic bike trails and a canoe or kayak ride. Montello has it all ...fun for ALL seasons !
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 02, 2009, 09:18:02 PM

(http://www.elkoland.com/images/montello_nevada_lg.jpg)<---The mines are we hide the bodies!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 02, 2009, 09:19:43 PM
(http://www.rontello.com/images/z2.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 02, 2009, 09:20:24 PM
(http://www.1-capital.com/elko2.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 02, 2009, 09:21:12 PM
(http://pics2.city-data.com/zmaritalf/89830.png)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 02, 2009, 09:22:07 PM
(http://pics4.city-data.com/zag/za89830.png)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 02, 2009, 09:22:33 PM
(http://pics.city-data.com/zraces/29328.png)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 02, 2009, 09:23:08 PM
According to our research of public records there were no registered sex offenders living in this zip code in early 2007.

Read more: http://www.city-data.com/zips/89830.html#ixzz0SmDL8pVb
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 02, 2009, 09:23:31 PM
Statistics lie.

Ask the stiffs in the mines....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on October 02, 2009, 09:24:14 PM
That was early 2007 Yib!!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 02, 2009, 09:24:25 PM
Houses and condos: 196
Renter-occupied apartments: 39
% of renters here:     31%
State:     39%

2008 cost of living index in zip code 89830: 73.3 (low, U.S. average is 100)

Land area: 625.6 sq. mi.
Water area: 0.2 sq. mi.
Population density: 1 people per square mile    
 
    (very low).

Estimate of real estate property taxes paid for housing units in 2007:
This zip code:     2.9% ($1,011)
Nevada:     1.2% ($1,187)

Read more: http://www.city-data.com/zips/89830.html#ixzz0SmDYzvyX
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 02, 2009, 09:24:44 PM
According to our research of public records there were no registered sex offenders living in this zip code in early 2007.

Read more: http://www.city-data.com/zips/89830.html#ixzz0SmDL8pVb


More lies! They're in the mines!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 02, 2009, 09:24:59 PM
That was early 2007 Yib!!!

Time moves slow out in the west.....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on October 02, 2009, 09:26:54 PM
Attack of the Zombie Sex Offenders! There's a title for ya....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on October 02, 2009, 09:28:21 PM
I'm talking with Jeff right now.

Do ya think I should give him the url to this chat?


Tello feel free....we'd still tell him he's dreamin...but then, land in our desert wouldn't be much more valuable I'm guessing....We're not mean, we're just taking the piss !!  Get used to it...it's a cultural tradition in Australia....if you get too damn serious one of us will tell ya....hey Tello Wake up to yourself Sunshine....none of us really know what the hell that means, but it's apparently about pulling your head in.....lol....so invite away.....he can only get offended, have a major  :dummyspit: and resign...that's the drill I'm told...lol
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 02, 2009, 09:30:23 PM
Attack of the Zombie Sex Offenders! There's a title for ya....

Already been done R3............

Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on October 02, 2009, 09:31:38 PM
Ah BUGGA!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on October 02, 2009, 09:32:17 PM
Yib...that's woeful....tessa's gonna get you......!!!   :foot:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 02, 2009, 09:33:18 PM
Did, Cue!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on October 02, 2009, 09:34:06 PM
Well look at that...... I didn't know that Zombies had a fetish for silicon implants! The things ya learn here! ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 02, 2009, 09:34:18 PM
Yib...that's woeful....tessa's gonna get you......!!!   :foot:

Ha ! cop that !.... whats woeful?....I'm innocent....what are ya talking about?....LOL
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 02, 2009, 09:34:43 PM
Yib...that's woeful....tessa's gonna get you......!!!   :foot:

The Pb url is posted in the Zombie thread.
Nothing happend.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on October 02, 2009, 09:35:29 PM
New Title: Attack of the INVISIBLE Zombie Sex Offenders!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 02, 2009, 09:37:15 PM
Yib...that's woeful....tessa's gonna get you......!!!   :foot:

Damn! She's quick tonight!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *CountessA* on October 02, 2009, 09:41:03 PM
I have a huge team of zombie picture pullers and post editors. There's an even better title for you, Tello: Attack of the Killer Zombie Post Editors.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 02, 2009, 09:47:20 PM
I have a huge team of zombie picture pullers and post editors. There's an even better title for you, Tello: Attack of the Killer Zombie Post Editors.

Oh yeah?
I got news for you.
8 out of 10 Posters agree:

"Admin Troll" is a bloody riot!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *CountessA* on October 02, 2009, 09:49:54 PM
... and I believe it!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 02, 2009, 09:50:24 PM
(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/poof.jpg)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 02, 2009, 09:51:20 PM
Vacancy: apply within : sin bin.....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 02, 2009, 09:52:55 PM
(http://franky-house.com/forums/image.php?u=12245&type=sigpic&dateline=1238990488)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on October 02, 2009, 09:54:11 PM
Attack of the Killer Zombie Post Editors. A 'realtime' experience ;D
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 02, 2009, 09:57:01 PM
When Hell is full, the dead shall walk the Earth.

When the sinbin is full, Admin shall build an add-on.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 02, 2009, 10:22:36 PM
Folly Follow-Up:

Tello: Ok.
Thx!
-RT


Jeff: OK?
 
okay lets do it? or ok....NO..... but thanks anyway?
 
just let me know. i am in no hurry as i am sitting on a shiteload of 10 acre lots. very few are selling unless on land contract.
 
if you say "let's do it" i will make this happen.
 
thanks,
 
jeff


No.
Too big of a 'hit'.
Do ya think the value will ever increase?
-RT


ron....i do! it might take 2-3 years but it will come back. it does suck as land was not over inflated like all of the house shite was. it simply got hit by the ripple effect.
 
the housing market was bullshit! but land was steady for years. it does suck!
 
is montello booming, yet?
 
lots of my buyers moving there?
 
j


I haven't seen any boomtown action here, at all....

Felafelin ghost town, man...


soooooo? you still like it there or wanting out?

I'm gonna die here.
Checkout this discussion:
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=510.1560

Post #1570, on.....


OK....I checked it out.....uh? i am a little creeped out!
 
you need to get back to a city. increase meds! or decrease? not sure which?
 
:-)


That creepy is to be expected.
They're bleeding Aussies.
They don't admit they have problems;
they CONFESS them! LOL!

Meds? What meds?

-RT


To be continued.....
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on October 02, 2009, 10:32:54 PM
WHACKOOOOO..... It appears we've all been bushwacked!!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 02, 2009, 10:41:05 PM
What happens on the internet stays on the internet.

Scary, huh?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on October 02, 2009, 10:45:44 PM
Tello..... for every downside there is usually an up. At least you can do some serious drumming without noise complaints from the neighbours? The beer will always be cold..... (assuming that you're not a recycled pommy who prefers it at room temperature) and there'll never be a long line waiting for the bus. Now there's some positives!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 02, 2009, 10:55:04 PM
Tello..... for every downside there is usually an up. When? is what I wanna know.

At least you can do some serious drumming without noise complaints from the neighbours? I'm Downtown, "on the strip", & I've had my tribulations with buttheads and cops.

The beer will always be cold..... (assuming that you're not a recycled pommy who prefers it at room temperature) Winter is here. Who needs a cooler?

 and there'll never be a long line waiting for the bus. Now there's some positives!Creative, you are!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on October 02, 2009, 11:11:12 PM
Aren't you the mayor there Tello? Where do the cops come from..... surely they're not locals? Buttheads?? = tourists?

....and I'm gonna die here..... doesn't sort of point to an unhappy camper.

But.... $2K for 10 acres.... hard to get the head around that. Is the land below the high water line? I went shares in a 350 acre property for $175K - but that's out west in high country - about 4 hours away. How can prices there be soooooo low?
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 02, 2009, 11:18:34 PM
Aren't you the mayor there Tello? De Facto.

Where do the cops come from..... surely they're not locals? Wells, 50 miles away.

Buttheads?? = tourists? Cranky locals.

....and I'm gonna die here..... doesn't sort of point to an unhappy camper. Gotta die somewhere. I chose my place, + I get a free lot in the Historical Montello Grave Yard!

But... $2K for 10 acres.... hard to get the head around that.

Is the land below the high water line? Elevation around 5100. Water is 20' below the surface. That's a PLUS!

I went shares in a 350 acre property for $175K - but that's out west in high country - about 4 hours away.

How can prices there be soooooo low? They've always been low, with low taxes. State gambling  makes it so.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on October 03, 2009, 09:10:50 PM
look on the bright side tello me old china, jimmy hoffa may be buried somewhere on your land find him and you'll be a national celeb with a media circus

ps dont jump on your massive drum kit to celebrate if that happens they will will never find you behind the kit
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on October 03, 2009, 09:21:48 PM
gr8 - I watched a show on C&I with a bloke they called the "Iceman". As the story goes - Hoffa was shot, (murdered by Iceman) crushed in amongst scrap metal and reincarnated as a Toyota in Japan. (Story was never proven.....)
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *Ubbie Max* on October 03, 2009, 09:23:49 PM
I saw that episode R numbers. The Iceman sure is a cold number
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on October 03, 2009, 09:26:40 PM
r i saw it too but i must have fallen asleep during the hoffa bit, sounds like his form tho he "helped" a fair few people leave the planet, i remember the bit where his technique was to go to their door and shoot them through the peephole if they were silly enough to try to use it, nasty piece of work that one
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on October 03, 2009, 09:36:20 PM
I particularly loved the bit where he was asked if anything ever shocked him. He said no - but he was surprised when he shot a bloke in a car beside him in the head with a shotgun - and it blew his head completely off! "Shocked..... no.... but it did surprise me, I didn't think it'd do that."

Sociopaths..... funny bunch of people!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on October 03, 2009, 09:38:04 PM
he had a particularly bad childhood with a a terrible abusive and cruel father from memory
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on October 03, 2009, 09:41:01 PM
That's very true gr8...... but he absolutely adored his kids.... as he said to the interviewer - "I'd kill everyone in this room for my kids - no problem." Had a few arguments with the wife - gave her a knife and told her to use it on him. She chose to walk away.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on October 03, 2009, 09:45:51 PM
yes he loved his kids didnt he, it never seemed to translate to others kids being important to them tho nor that the people he bumped off were important to their kids, the theor those guys start out on is that they only kill scumbags, but the line gets blurred over time methinks, brain was not wired for compassion, possibly because he was showed none and could only relate to his own kids having been there from the start with them
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: *r3830* on October 03, 2009, 09:58:53 PM
I met a man here some years ago. He was a contract killer - a hitman. He had the ability to be able to stand aside from his own conscience and take a life. As far as he was concerned - it was nothing personal - just business. Without any knowledge of his background - first impressions were that he was just a nice bloke.
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: gr8-expectations on October 03, 2009, 10:01:29 PM
yep met a few of those types in my life too r, interesting psychology, on some levels they are good reliable people but in their own minds they have convinced themselves that taking a life is no big thing, mostly they mellow with age, if you meet them in their prime not so mellow lol
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on October 04, 2009, 05:15:24 PM
So.,...where are the usual suspects.....???
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 04, 2009, 05:18:53 PM
 :sing:
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: **cupie** on October 04, 2009, 05:21:42 PM
And what about Chaos?...I mean Yib...???
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 04, 2009, 05:24:12 PM
We don't want any trouble here.
Sin Bin is the venue for ya rumblers!
Title: Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
Post by: tellomon on October 06, 2009, 11:44:33 PM
Why sell on ebay anymore? They took all our rights!
Oct 5, 2009 9:50 AM

Ebay has just changed the feature listing rights to only top rated sellers. Which is good for them because they get all the exposure now. Small/ medium sellers will be put out top rated sellers catagory in a short period of time because they will not qualify to be one and the only ones left will be walmart, sears, target, homedepot, ext.. you get my point. This was there clever way of finally getting rid of all small sellers once and for all! Good job ebay, you did it!!


http://forums.ebay.com/db2/topic/Seller-Central/Why-Sell-On/510140920 (http://forums.ebay.com/db2/topic/Seller-Central/Why-Sell-On/510140920)