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They can make the nevada desert look like the moon

One small step for mankind ...one giant hop for a man with a bullet ridden foot outside the Cowboyin Montello

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What does the “nerf” in “nerf ball” stand for?
No explosives reactionary foam
No experience required for fun
Non-expanding recreational foam
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The most popular toy of 1970 was the nerf ball, beloved by kids and parents alike for its harmless indoor use. Since then, nerf has gone on to become a hugely popular brand with a wide array of blasters, all firing special foam balls or darts. Nerf stands for "non-expanding recreational foam" and is made from a polyester resin that reacts with another compound in the presence of CO2, thereby creating a light polyurethane. It can't puncture skin or injure you, nor can it break the kitchen window. Although the nerf ball entered the market in 1970, kids would have to wait another 20 years for the first nerf gun.

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Major Supreme Court Ruling On Religious Gatherings

Breaking: The United States Supreme Court handed down a major decision late last night upholding religious liberty as guaranteed in the First Amendment to the United States Constitution.

“The U.S. Supreme Court in a divided decision late Friday ruled in favor of lifting restrictions on in-home religious gatherings, overturning a lower court ruling that upheld Gov. Gavin Newsom’s limits on people from different homes,” according to Fox News. [emphasis added]


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EMERGENCY BROADCAST: Child Smugglers Caught At Texas Border /
Scientists Warn COVID-19 Vaccine Is A Bioweapon


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Big Bear Exclusive:
Tweaker Squatters leave unbelievable mess behind when evicted


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No wonder Sherry evicted you .... You dirty little basket

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Wrong again
and if you knew anything
you would be half-correct.
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Everybody has problems.

Yours are obvious.
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Oblivious ?

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Sure. A new low in the high price world of Internet Connectivity.

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User Reviews
 
it is what it is
18 August 2019 | by nedloc – See all my reviews
Firstly I want to address some of the previous reviews, in fact, all of them. It seems the writers have all been suckered in by the hype and for some unknown reason were expecting some sort of summer blockbuster type of deal and then reviewed it based on that.

The deal with a movie like this is that you MUST always set your expectations accordingly. The movie is bad, it clearly didn't set out to have a comedic overtone like most of the Sharknado movies, it had many cheesy elements which you should always expect from something like this

and it delivered,

which is why I gave it 4/10.

For me, it was better than at least half the Sharknado movies, at least it had a basic plot and a semi-likeable hero and no doubt we'll be seeing more of Hunter Shaw.


https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10551118/

https://www.ageofthenerd.com/2019/08/zombie-tidal-wave-premieres-tonight-on-syfy/


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The Trailer is better than the Movie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elEqA2fgobU&t=12s
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It's a ZED Double-Feature!

Zombie Apocalypse (TV Movie 2011) - IMDb

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Good story but since when do zombies drive cars, in some of the scenes there is traffic in the back ground, now this is either an error or zombies can now drive.

Scenes where zombies masks are coming off, and poor special effects gives you some laughs not that I think thats intended.

Still the movie is watchable though, nothing unique to this genre, a poor mans 28 days later is how I would describe this movie.

I would guess this would be a direct to DVD release.

Hopefully this is a first attempt by the company who made this, PRO TIP don't film this type of movie during rush hour you generally imagine after most of the population of the earth is dead and people are fighting to get to a safe haven away from a zombie plague that others are not driving to work whilst this is taking place.


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Cinemas have just had their restrictions lifted in Victoria.

Full capacity allowed! I'll still be masking up, but I would like to get a few friends together and see some films in that special environment which only a movie theatre/cinema with expensive popcorn can provide.
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What board game was invented for quarantined children?

Candy Land
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Monopoly
Clue
Chutes and Ladders

Now more than 70 years old, Candy Land is one of the most beloved board games of all time. It's cute and sweet (no pun intended) from top to bottom, and was designed to please its youngest players. Candy Land was designed by schoolteacher Eleanor Abbott, who was hoping to cheer up young children in the polio ward where she worked. In the 1940s and 50s, polio was an epidemic, and children with the disease were stuck quarantined in hospital wards. Happily, polio was eventually eradicated by Jonas Salk's famous vaccine. The magic of Candy Land, however, lives on.

Source: The Atlantic | Date Updated: April 6, 2021
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Fashion Weasel.

Too lazy to care about appearances
and more focused on getting away with it.
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We are unable to sell firearms if your billing address and/or your selected FFL Dealer is located in California, Connecticut, Chicago, IL, District of Columbia, Hawaii, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Jersey, or New York.
Zip Code
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I say:

I watch the Tube and monitor my Lappy Tabs.

Between the two, I can't keep either story straight.

I can rewind the shows, and go begging Tessa to do
post edit Editing for my sorry self.

It's good to have options.

Pity they have a shelf life of 50/50.

And dig this: there's a musty poo aroma in me crib..
Kitty litter, baking soda nor gun powder works to ease that pain.

So I break-out stick incense.
That's smells even worse!

Goddamm cheap-ass hippie head shop incense got a shelf life, too.

I know, I'll ignite the gun powder.
In some yard 2 blocks away.

Don't tell.
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Here's another Tale of Disturbing Dualisms, Dichotomies and Disorder:

About TV.

Broadcast Content vs. Broadcast QUALITY.

It's a close call.

About 50/50 on all accounts.

Grrrr....
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Twin Two-Headed Nickels.

Shape-shifting deck of cards.

AI Monopoly game board pieces.

Transformer chess men.

Horizontal elevators.

Amputation diets.

Mutant astro-turf.

Amateur Tax Attorney Open Mic Night.

And of course, I promise to be good, unless yer not looking.

These are the things I think about, post, edit
and then I move on.


Baby Rattle Snakes. It can go either way.

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Religious Stoner: Fills their bong with Holy Water, says 3 Hail Bloody Marys and
fall to their knees.

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Interview or Interrogation.

Both are chat sessions.

One is friendly, the other is suspect.


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COMING UP NEXT:

The New Normal Amusement Park Feature Attraction

"The Colossal
Coronis Wheel of Doom"

"The last ride you'll ever take".


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Why is Jethro Tull not in the Rock 'N Roll
Hall of Fame?


Mostly it's because of politics…the nominating commitee (more like inner circle) of this institution doesn't like Jethro Tull, or any other band who went above and beyond what they consider to be rock and roll. That weirdo Jann Wenner (who I believe is the president of the HOF, or chairman or whatever), has gone on record as being biased against certain genres…him and his HOF committee tend to love 60s rock, Motown groups, punk rock, alternative rock, and even rap.

They do not like more complex, esoteric genres like prog rock, electronic, or heavy metal, they seem to think those styles are a betrayal of what true rock and roll is meant to be. With that said, Genesis, Yes, Rush, and the Moody Blues have all been inducted in recent years - probably not because Wenner and his cronies have newfound respect for prog, more likely it’s because these bands have topped fan polls year after year.

Tull have been eligible for decades and haven't even ever been nominated, but along with King Crimson, they are probably the only other holdovers from that era that still has an outside shot (sorry but ELP has no chance). At the end of the day, we shouldn't allow the likes of Jann Wenner and Jon Landau and their institution to write their own biased history and decide who is a worthy artist and who isn't, I personally couldn't care less what critics, journalists, and record executives have to say about squat.

When asked for his point of view, Ron Tello said " Yeah, FLOCK those guys!"
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I predict:
Christmas 2021. 2 minor changes.
Santa Corpse and Reindeer Jerky.
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Child abduction vs. running away and joining the Circus.

Tuff call.


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Cost/Benefit Analysis vs. rolling the dice.

Capitalism on Crack.
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Which came first: The Chicken or the Nuggets?
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Desert Resort vs. Desert Rat.

One is 500,000 square feet and
one is a Double-wide.

Each designed with you in mind.
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Transportation: you go there.

Transplantation: you are taken there.

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"You'll never get out of there". -Some jive critic

"Oh yeah, watch this." -Harry Houdini


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