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Re: Blatant hijacking - into the naughty corner
« Reply #100 on: September 14, 2009, 12:59:04 AM »
Smee. what timber did you use to make your Ging? What was it's draw weight & what was the grain weight of the rock you fired with it?

Gings are great. I made heaps of them when I was a kid. We called them gonks  & made them out of forked tree branches. 

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Re: Blatant hijacking - into the naughty corner
« Reply #101 on: September 14, 2009, 01:06:50 AM »
yes Birdie we mainly made them out of branch forks too with jelly rubber and a leather pouch ... I found marbles or ball bearings made great ammo ... gravel also wasnt bad

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Re: Blatant hijacking - into the naughty corner
« Reply #102 on: September 14, 2009, 01:21:21 AM »

*plots to find a lot of feathery creatures and de-feather them*

 :o :chair:

It's actually an honour (of sorts) to end up in this Blatant Hijacking thread! There are soft cushions, dim lights, restorative drinks and a team of friendly doctors and nurses.


I wouldn't mention playing doctors and nurses to Yib and Tello Countess.  You'll give them ideas.  

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Re: Blatant hijacking - into the naughty corner
« Reply #103 on: September 14, 2009, 01:25:49 AM »

*plots to find a lot of feathery creatures and de-feather them*

 :o :chair:

It's actually an honour (of sorts) to end up in this Blatant Hijacking thread! There are soft cushions, dim lights, restorative drinks and a team of friendly doctors and nurses.


I wouldn't mention playing doctors and nurses to Yib and Tello Countess.  You'll give them ideas.  

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especially while Yibster still thinks he is a proctologist !!!

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Re: Blatant hijacking - into the naughty corner
« Reply #104 on: September 14, 2009, 01:26:07 AM »

Don't think that went under the radar Fluff.....

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Re: Blatant hijacking - into the naughty corner
« Reply #105 on: September 14, 2009, 02:46:38 AM »


""especially while Yibster still thinks he is a proctologist !!!""

Hah....Ubbrd uses duck feathers for his arrows...guess which part of the duck he gets the feathers from...and I'm the proctologist ?...

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Re: Blatant hijacking - into the naughty corner
« Reply #106 on: September 14, 2009, 08:34:10 AM »
I wouldn't mention playing doctors and nurses to Yib and Tello Countess.  You'll give them ideas.

Boy Howdy, that sure gets me thinkin'!
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Re: Blatant hijacking - into the naughty corner
« Reply #107 on: September 14, 2009, 09:15:08 AM »
Thanks Ubbrd, I will let him know  ;D


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Re: Blatant hijacking - into the naughty corner
« Reply #108 on: September 14, 2009, 09:41:01 AM »
Ya know people.....for a Prison Thread, this is starting to look like fun!

Thx for that!

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Re: Blatant hijacking - into the naughty corner
« Reply #109 on: September 14, 2009, 04:42:34 PM »
Hey Ubby,

I thought that some years ago I read that the wood from the Yew tree was the traditional british material for a longbow... This was because the sap run wood on the outside of the tree was good for "stretch and recover"... and the bulk inner wood of the tree is good for "compression and recover"... Thus the outside of the bow could bend convexly and the inside could bend concavely, and both would provide power..

Is that right ???

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Re: Blatant hijacking - into the naughty corner
« Reply #110 on: September 14, 2009, 04:48:34 PM »
Barny. Yep your right. In fact, in the old days when the English were fighting the French on French soil, the English would lop down the French Yew trees as they regarded it as better Yew for bows than their own English Yew.   

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Re: Blatant hijacking - into the naughty corner
« Reply #111 on: September 15, 2009, 01:52:44 AM »
Memories---Green (unripe) Blood plums make great ammo..   They can do amazing damage to glass houses if the slingshot is powerfull enough to fire the plums a reasonable distance  :evillaugh: :sing: :angel:
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Re: Blatant hijacking - into the naughty corner
« Reply #112 on: September 15, 2009, 01:56:52 AM »
Dried limes and a Wrist Rocket!

No forensics here!

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Re: Blatant hijacking - into the naughty corner
« Reply #113 on: September 15, 2009, 02:07:01 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Blatant hijacking - into the naughty corner
« Reply #114 on: September 15, 2009, 02:19:19 AM »
gee wizz Centuries I wouldn't want to cop one of the plums in the plums !!!

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Re: Blatant hijacking - into the naughty corner
« Reply #115 on: September 15, 2009, 02:28:00 AM »
 smee, it was a sad day when my brother and I perfected our slingshot technique using heavier missiles, (rocks were "forbidden) ;D and ...I shall never forget it ! The word "slingshot" brought back memories of a misbegotten youth :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:
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Re: Blatant hijacking - into the naughty corner
« Reply #116 on: September 15, 2009, 02:29:17 AM »
Hi cent...I see the night owl is up.. ;)

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Re: Blatant hijacking - into the naughty corner
« Reply #117 on: September 15, 2009, 02:30:39 AM »
smee, it was a sad day when my brother and I perfected our slingshot technique using heavier missiles, (rocks were "forbidden) ;D and ...I shall never forget it ! The word "slingshot" brought back memories of a misbegotten youth :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:

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Re: Blatant hijacking - into the naughty corner
« Reply #118 on: September 15, 2009, 02:35:31 AM »
yes, I am up yib. In pain ...did a little damage to my back...but back(cough) to normal ;D

More like glasshouse wound,  tello. We were quite responsible with rifles though ;D
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Re: Blatant hijacking - into the naughty corner
« Reply #119 on: September 15, 2009, 02:48:32 AM »
We were quite responsible with rifles though

Obviously you lived to tell. ;D
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Re: Blatant hijacking - into the naughty corner
« Reply #120 on: September 15, 2009, 02:59:20 AM »
Just! :pmsl: :pmsl: :filenails: :green:
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« Reply #121 on: September 26, 2009, 10:15:36 PM »
ummmmm Yibs ?????  its about the avatar !

POOF ????? what the ???

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Re: Blatant hijacking - into the naughty corner
« Reply #122 on: September 27, 2009, 02:54:41 PM »
Renewing an old theme.

COME IN ** WE'RE OPEN


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Re: Shill Bidding on eBay: Case Study #2
« Reply #123 on: September 27, 2009, 06:46:39 PM »
ummmmm Yibs ?????  its about the avatar !

POOF ????? what the ???

Gotta keep changing smee or things get stale...

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Re: Shill Bidding on eBay: Case Study #2
« Reply #124 on: September 27, 2009, 07:00:51 PM »
So the cute little skirt wearing martian has transformed into a macho spaceman?

 ;D

He's still Italian..   :-* :-*
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Re: Blatant hijacking - into the naughty corner
« Reply #125 on: September 29, 2009, 06:45:24 PM »
THE FIGHT THREAD ... step right up.

http://forums.ebay.com/db1/topic/The-Soapbox/The-Fight-Thread/520154085

eBay allows this, but I'm banned for life?

No Justice there.
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Re: Blatant hijacking - into the naughty corner
« Reply #126 on: September 29, 2009, 06:51:59 PM »
same bloody behaviour whether on Ebay US, UK, or Au.....





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Re: Blatant hijacking - into the naughty corner
« Reply #127 on: September 29, 2009, 06:55:52 PM »
Slap 'em ALL!

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Re: Blatant hijacking - into the naughty corner
« Reply #128 on: September 29, 2009, 07:26:50 PM »
Good ! I feel like slapping someone/something. Anything...!!

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Re: GROAN...ebay do not give a rat's patootee 'cept for the mighty dollar!
« Reply #129 on: September 30, 2009, 03:25:48 PM »
I'm not a lab rat.
Imma Dezert Rat.
Leave my patootee alone!
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Re: GROAN...ebay do not give a rat's patootee 'cept for the mighty dollar!
« Reply #130 on: September 30, 2009, 03:41:01 PM »
(Excuse this brief Thread hijack interlude Ginar)

Tello, The term 'Desert Rat', has more meaning in Australia and UK than you know....

Remember the Movie 'Desert Rats' ?.....well.....if not you can read about it here....: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Desert_Rats_%28film%29

The film is based on the Australian 9th Division, who were charged with the defence of Tobruk under the command of General Leslie Morshead. Hoping to survive against overwhelming odds for two months, the garrison held off the best of Rommel's Afrika Korps for over eight months. The real General Morshead was a distinguished Australian citizen-soldier, but is depicted in the film as the eponymous British "General" played by English actor Robert Douglas.

Misleading title

The title of the film is quite misleading. The 'Desert Rats' were actually the British 7th Armoured Division

The Australian 9th Division besieged at Tobruk were denigrated as being "caught like rats in a trap" by German propaganda, the Australians calling themselves the 'Rats of Tobruk' with pride as a result.

Spooky eh....!!...Aussies are pretty stubborn when it comes to a scrap..lol


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Re: GROAN...ebay do not give a rat's patootee 'cept for the mighty dollar!
« Reply #131 on: September 30, 2009, 03:42:05 PM »
But, the the question begs... how do I get ebay to shut these listings down??

Push "The Button".


Groovy hijack there, Cue!
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Re: GROAN...ebay do not give a rat's patootee 'cept for the mighty dollar!
« Reply #132 on: September 30, 2009, 03:55:25 PM »
But, the the question begs... how do I get ebay to shut these listings down??

Push "The Button".


Groovy hijack there, Cue!

Thought you'd enjoy the history of that particular term over here...Tello....Aussies view a desert rat with a certain amount of fondness...lol...I was gonna tell you once before, but.....I forgot...lol !!!

Yib must have distracted me...that's right, it was Yibs fault.... :yess: :marvin: :slappy: :marvin: :slappy:


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Re: GROAN...ebay do not give a rat's patootee 'cept for the mighty dollar!
« Reply #133 on: September 30, 2009, 04:02:19 PM »
Yib's not even here.

Nice try. No cigar.

Time-Out for you:


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Re: GROAN...ebay do not give a rat's patootee 'cept for the mighty dollar!
« Reply #134 on: September 30, 2009, 04:14:15 PM »
Right.

And I got a turd in me loo but I can't flush it.  >:(


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Re: GROAN...ebay do not give a rat's patootee 'cept for the mighty dollar!
« Reply #135 on: September 30, 2009, 04:27:21 PM »
FUGGITT!!!!

KILL 'EM ALL!!!!

End of story.
Now let's get back to the real issues that are important to us:

Zombies!


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Re: GROAN...ebay do not give a rat's patootee 'cept for the mighty dollar!
« Reply #136 on: September 30, 2009, 04:43:41 PM »
Hi, Tessa!

What are you wearing?  :gossip:















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Re: GROAN...ebay do not give a rat's patootee 'cept for the mighty dollar!
« Reply #137 on: September 30, 2009, 04:45:15 PM »


A mask..

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Re: GROAN...ebay do not give a rat's patootee 'cept for the mighty dollar!
« Reply #138 on: September 30, 2009, 04:47:36 PM »
 ;D
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Re: GROAN...ebay do not give a rat's patootee 'cept for the mighty dollar!
« Reply #139 on: September 30, 2009, 04:48:03 PM »
Oh Gord...Chaos and Mayem have broken out....literally...

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Re: Blatant hijacking - into the naughty corner
« Reply #140 on: September 30, 2009, 04:48:46 PM »
Yes, a mask... and a bullwhip. *herds at least some of the off-topic posts into the Sin Bin*
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Re: GROAN...ebay do not give a rat's patootee 'cept for the mighty dollar!
« Reply #141 on: September 30, 2009, 04:48:58 PM »
New(est) avatar sucks, dude....

I'm working on it hold ya horses !........

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Re: GROAN...ebay do not give a rat's patootee 'cept for the mighty dollar!
« Reply #142 on: September 30, 2009, 04:49:36 PM »
Oh Gord...Chaos and Mayem have broken out....literally...

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Re: Blatant hijacking - into the naughty corner
« Reply #143 on: September 30, 2009, 04:52:33 PM »
Oh, felafel!
 :wtf:

Cupie, Yib and Tello have been dispatched to the shitcan, again!

Thanks a lot guys.....
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Re: Blatant hijacking - into the naughty corner
« Reply #144 on: September 30, 2009, 04:55:30 PM »
I get my full allocation of broadband after 12 midnight tonight !  no dial up speed tomorrow.. thank tuck for that, cupie how do you put up with such slow speeds?....it drove me nuts and it was only since Monday !....

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Re: Blatant hijacking - into the naughty corner
« Reply #145 on: September 30, 2009, 04:56:18 PM »
You forced us to play "catch me while you can" with your posts! Fair suck of the sav, you lot! *exhausted*
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« Reply #146 on: September 30, 2009, 04:59:08 PM »


I'm electing Cupie to take the blame...one step back tello.. cupie - forward - about face...march...

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« Reply #147 on: September 30, 2009, 05:00:55 PM »
tuck you, Yib. Look where we are!

Tessa: don't make go all 'some-other-bozo' on you!  >:(


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Re: Blatant hijacking - into the naughty corner
« Reply #148 on: September 30, 2009, 05:02:50 PM »
hahahahahahah~~~~~~~~look where we landed !,,,,LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL....insane!

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Re: Blatant hijacking - into the naughty corner
« Reply #149 on: September 30, 2009, 05:03:03 PM »
No....she put us all in the sin bin...now should we stage a mass :dummyspit: for the transportation of the written word from one location to another in mid post?........:mobbing:  Should we :tanty: :tanty: :tanty:, then have a :drama:  

Then resort to....:lurk: :gossip:  ?????

Or do we put on our :biggirlpants:, stop :deadhorse: and cop a :pinkslap:

or do we just say....... :smee!:

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