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Re: >**** ELKO SMASH ****<
« Reply #200 on: December 11, 2016, 08:46:18 AM »
It's all so clear to me now.

Like as I wrote on my Shrink application recently (to get an appointment):
"I don't have a Persecution Complex; I have a Persecution Track Record."
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Re: >**** ELKO SMASH ****<
« Reply #201 on: December 11, 2016, 01:35:39 PM »
Stop saying prick

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« Reply #202 on: December 13, 2016, 03:45:42 PM »
And start saying?___________?
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Re: >**** ELKO SMASH ****<
« Reply #203 on: April 13, 2017, 01:22:19 PM »
Elko Taxman: "Give me yer money or I'll take your house".

Tello
: "I GAVE you my money to keep my house safe,
and you have consistently REFUSED to do so.

"So jog-on and gimme my money back!".
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« Reply #204 on: April 17, 2017, 01:30:26 AM »
Hit the road, Tax, and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more...
"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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« Reply #205 on: June 29, 2017, 05:05:24 PM »
bUmP!
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Re: >**** ELKO SMASH ****<
« Reply #206 on: July 15, 2017, 03:28:35 AM »
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"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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Re: >**** ELKO SMASH ****<
« Reply #207 on: July 28, 2017, 01:56:41 PM »
This thread is weak. So is my life.

Seems fair...



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Re: >**** ELKO SMASH ****<
« Reply #208 on: July 29, 2017, 12:43:57 PM »
He LIVES!  He BREATHES!

Well, he breathes, at least.

Last I heard, "living" was uncertain.  It was more like "existing".

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Re: >**** ELKO SMASH ****<
« Reply #209 on: July 30, 2017, 07:53:49 AM »
We breathe even when we sleep. (Unless we have incredibly bad sleep apnoea.)

To live... well, yes, living certainly implies more than existing. Existence is a state of being that could apply to an idea, a house, a piece of music, a planet, a memory. Living in the strict biological sense has a definite meaning, with life being "The condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death."

In that biological sense, human beings are living creatures... but philosophically, some have drawn a distinction between "merely existing" and "living". If I were to draw that same distinction, I would probably identify a choice to enjoy life with our senses inasmuch as one can being a major point of distinction; I would also specify a tragic distinction in the difference between a person who is fully functioning and a person whose brain has been so damaged that he/she is maintained only by life support and is in a vegetative state.

Tello, if your life is weak, identify what events or issues are affecting it so that you feel that way. Then make some decisions. You are the helmsman of your ship, even going through treacherous and dangerous waters. The SS Tello is capable of not capsizing...
"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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« Reply #210 on: July 31, 2017, 02:26:47 PM »
Am I sposed to read all that?

I got "and a person whose brain has been so damaged that he/she is maintained only by life support and is in a vegetative state." My heavy drug days are of no consequence.

It's the self-imposed isolation that I enjoy most.

Send many USD's asap! I'll manage just fine....



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Re: >**** ELKO SMASH ****<
« Reply #211 on: July 31, 2017, 02:29:46 PM »
"The SS Tello is capable of not capsizing..." is a nice touch.
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Re: >**** ELKO SMASH ****<
« Reply #212 on: July 31, 2017, 03:33:30 PM »
If it does it comes right side up  passenger still  in situ
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« Reply #213 on: July 31, 2017, 07:40:46 PM »
Tello, you DID read all that! :gmuffled:
"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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« Reply #214 on: July 31, 2017, 08:42:21 PM »
Sorry.  You lost me at: "The SS Tello is capable"

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Re: >**** ELKO SMASH ****<
« Reply #215 on: June 28, 2018, 08:54:16 AM »
Yes!


no


What?
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Re: >**** ELKO SMASH ****<
« Reply #216 on: June 29, 2018, 12:42:01 AM »
I must be seeing things....

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Re: >**** ELKO SMASH ****<
« Reply #217 on: July 03, 2018, 10:25:57 AM »
Keep them in perspective.

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Re: >**** ELKO SMASH ****<
« Reply #218 on: July 03, 2018, 11:58:08 PM »
I wear steel cap boots.

Seems appropriate for some reason... :huh:

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Re: >**** ELKO SMASH ****<
« Reply #219 on: August 08, 2018, 07:34:12 PM »
I wear shoes that are comfortable, pretty, and of good quality.

No steel caps.
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« Reply #220 on: September 18, 2018, 08:49:52 AM »
UPDATE:

Elko went to the Recorder's Office, took my property deed, crossed out my name and wrote in theirs.

All cuz they can.

I have until April 2019 to pay up $1K USD in back taxes. I wonder if I were to return home, use my keys to get in; would I get stomped for "trespassing"?

I really HATE those guys!!!
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« Reply #221 on: September 21, 2018, 01:40:37 AM »
Can you do some busking on your drums?

Put out a sign saying, "Give generously. They're taking my house! Need your help. Feel the rhythm of kindness."
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Re: >**** ELKO SMASH ****<
« Reply #222 on: September 21, 2018, 01:41:52 AM »
Par um pum pum pum

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« Reply #223 on: October 24, 2018, 01:54:27 PM »
Better idea: Sherry brought me to Montello. I'm in. Store is open. I'm drunk again. Life is suspect; I'm on watch. 775 776 2466
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Re: >**** ELKO SMASH ****<
« Reply #224 on: October 24, 2018, 07:37:26 PM »
Your back where your woes began?

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« Reply #225 on: November 22, 2018, 12:45:42 PM »
Hi all. I been here 6 weeks now and I plan to return to So.Cal next week. I miss my Baby Doll and the chores I do there.

Montello is repetition, and that's hell.

Sit. Smoke, drink, make a sale and repeat.

The folks I love. The evil ppl I avoid.

I paid my property taxes, now struggling to pay my Bar Tab. I have trade value items.

I wanna get out of here and maybe I will.

More as developments occur.

I'm camping in the ruins of my former empire.

NOT a happy camper.

Depression knocks on my door daily. I stay in bed.
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Re: >**** ELKO SMASH ****<
« Reply #226 on: November 25, 2018, 02:33:50 PM »
At the risk of opening wounds - how well has the old place fared in your absence?  Things stolen, things damaged, etc.?

Seems your opinions of California and Montello have flipped to what they were a couple of years ago...