Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 4242909 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #3350 on:** March 03, 2010, 03:43:00 AM »

In grossness and in health
Psycho-dermatology, female gorillas, and why women love to pick their boyfriends' zits.

"One of the signs that a female gorilla is in love is that she can be seen picking nits off her male companion." So said "Sex and the City's" Carrie Bradshaw in a recent episode of the hit HBO series. Although these words of wisdom -- written by SATC staff writers Julie Rottenberg and Elisa Zuritsky -- were being used as a metaphor for overly critical women, they nonetheless touched on an issue I've been wondering about for a while. Namely, why exactly women love to pick at their partners. And I mean picking, in the literal -- not metaphorical -- sense. As in: skin, hair and nails. As in: popping, squeezing, sloughing, scraping, trimming. No one admits to it (unless, well, pressed) but almost everyone does it.

http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2003/08/11/grooming/index.html

why women like to de-zit their men

Out of the closet, zit-pickers...how ridiculous is it that people have to be ashamed or hide the fact that they enjoy grooming family, friends, lovers. Could we possibly be more uptight about universal, human behavior? If somebody interviewed me, I would be proud of why I like to pop zits.........definitely a part of foreplay...doesn't everybody know that? Harumph!

Helen Fisher http://www.helenfisher.com/ is a world-class, cutting edge Biological Anthropologist. Nobody has a better understanding of why human beings do what we do. Oxytocin and vasopressin....our DNA wants us to get high on being close to our loved ones. (So that our species reproduces) Otherwise, men and women would ignore each other completely!!!

http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/topic/why-women-like-to-de-zit-their-men

golden · « **Reply #3351 on:** March 03, 2010, 04:20:01 PM »

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/the-other-side/topeka-kansas-changes-its-name-to-google/story-e6frfhk6-1225836467090

*Ubbie Max* · « **Reply #3352 on:** March 03, 2010, 06:33:54 PM »

Excellent tool shed Yib. Nice & tidy, a lot of excellent tools as well.

tellomon · « **Reply #3353 on:** March 05, 2010, 11:12:18 AM »

I am......

"Dark Secret Baby"

Here's the short scoop:

I was adopted at birth in 1958.
I've lived 52 years being ok with that whole adoption thing.

Yesterday I got an email from my "Birth Sister".

I just got off the phone with her 20 minnits ago.

Very informative.

Seems everybody was a sluut back then.
And they lived in hard times, on and off.

My birth mom died in '05.

A year later, there was a family reunion of peeps I never new about.
Somebody's Aunt spilled the beans about "Baby Boy Richie" in 1958.

That's me.

Sunny, whom I spoke with, took up a personal crusade to find out about this newfound mystery.
It took her 3 years to find me.

Glad she did.

I have 3 sisters and a bro, on Mom's side of the Clan.
This blows my "only child" theory outta the waterbag.

There's a bunch of them blood reletives out there. And they're coming for me.

Christmas is gonna be brutal for me this year. lol.

More as developments occur.

golden · « **Reply #3354 on:** March 05, 2010, 11:55:32 AM »

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=brady+bunch+song&sc=2-16&docid=1657511019013&mid=F59AFBC55AA8F6C68704F59AFBC55AA8F6C68704&FORM=LKVR38#

Any musos?? comedians?? or did ya all miss out!

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #3355 on:** March 05, 2010, 05:58:46 PM »

Interesting Tello. Do we have to call you Richie from now on?

*Yibida* · « **Reply #3356 on:** March 06, 2010, 12:07:22 AM »

Quote from: tellomon on March 05, 2010, 11:12:18 AM

I am......

"Dark Secret Baby"

Here's the short scoop:

I was adopted at birth in 1958.
I've lived 52 years being ok with that whole adoption thing.

Yesterday I got an email from my "Birth Sister".

I just got off the phone with her 20 minnits ago.

Very informative.

Seems everybody was a sluut back then.
And they lived in hard times, on and off.

My birth mom died in '05.

A year later, there was a family reunion of peeps I never new about.
Somebody's Aunt spilled the beans about "Baby Boy Richie" in 1958.

That's me.

Sunny, whom I spoke with, took up a personal crusade to find out about this newfound mystery.
It took her 3 years to find me.

Glad she did.

I have 3 sisters and a bro, on Mom's side of the Clan.
This blows my "only child" theory outta the waterbag.

There's a bunch of them blood reletives out there. And they're coming for me.

Christmas is gonna be brutal for me this year. lol.

More as developments occur.

I'm so happy for ya dude, I'm glad you followed up the lead when you pm'd me, x-mass this year is gunna be awesome for ya, finding your long lost family will now fill that missing void and complete your self knowledge, don't forget to send me the pic's of the x-mass get together so I can see the family resemblance, any of em Musicians ? .........

tellomon · « **Reply #3357 on:** March 06, 2010, 10:38:17 AM »

I need a bigger head to handle this deal! LOL!

The youngest sister email'd me today.

She's in the Radio Industry in Sonoma, California.

How do you spellConnections?

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #3358 on:** March 06, 2010, 10:43:09 AM »

*Being in entertainment must run in the family Tello.

Roo · « **Reply #3359 on:** March 06, 2010, 05:40:02 PM »

Oh WOW!!!!!

How great is that!!!

Does that mean I will have In Laws?....or Out Laws?????..lol

I'm so happy for you sweetie.....

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #3360 on:** March 06, 2010, 07:25:23 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on March 06, 2010, 10:38:17 AM

How do you spellConnections?

Something like "I know someone..."

Congratulations on the discovery. Hope they come in their own wheels ... it would be fun ferrying them from the station on your little green ride.

tellomon · « **Reply #3361 on:** March 06, 2010, 10:57:57 PM »

Thx guys.

Cuzza this, maybe I can be on TV this summer!

I'm gonna be on television....

*r3830* · « **Reply #3362 on:** March 06, 2010, 11:51:28 PM »

This has to be the BEST NEWS GOIN!

Really happy for you Tello...... I'll sink a coupla rums for you!

tellomon · « **Reply #3363 on:** March 07, 2010, 12:10:15 AM »

Imagine a world full of Tello look-alikes.

It's coming.

LOL @ Roo!

*Yibida* · « **Reply #3364 on:** March 07, 2010, 12:18:38 AM »

Dude !... so now you can start that family tree eh ? there's some good free programs on the net for templates ....

tellomon · « **Reply #3365 on:** March 07, 2010, 12:29:53 AM »

I'm not thinking about a Tree.

I fancy this as a Nation.

Map that, suckahs!

HellWest'nCrooked · « **Reply #3366 on:** March 07, 2010, 12:42:10 AM »

Hello Tello from Montello with new found fellows...

Have taken Loco's lead and am going to sink a rum for you Tello,
this is pretty neat ....hope you think so too.

So everyone charge your glasses to the new era in Tello's life....and wish him all the best for the next few months as he gets to know his extended family.
:beer: :beer: :beer:

Hope it all goes well for you mate.
And we all want to see the Chrissy pictures..
Westie

*r3830* · « **Reply #3367 on:** March 07, 2010, 12:49:52 AM »

Here Here!!

tellomon · « **Reply #3368 on:** March 07, 2010, 12:54:20 AM »

Many thx guys!

This is a stunner to be sure.

The Cowboy Saloon is bracing for impact.
The S.S. Richie is on the way.

I told Sunny that the best hotel accomodations are in Wendover.
She tells me the oldest Sister lives in Utah and visits Wendover frequently.
My exact location is now well known.

Get a load of this: Sunny said she posted to facebook saying "Guess what? I'm going to Montello Nevada!"

She got a load of replies, saying "Why would you want to go there?"

Obviously they've been here. And now they're dissin' the joint.

Sunny is gonna clean their clock by telling why.

Bloody wonks!

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #3369 on:** March 07, 2010, 12:57:13 AM »

*hic*

tellomon · « **Reply #3370 on:** March 07, 2010, 01:00:51 AM »

*hic*

tellomon · « **Reply #3371 on:** March 07, 2010, 05:27:41 AM »

She tells me the oldest Sister lives in Utah and visits Wendover frequently.

Correction/Update:

I don't know who it is that's in Utah.
Big Sis is in California, also.

Details? What details? I know Jack, but these peeps got me confuzzled.

HellWest'nCrooked · « **Reply #3372 on:** March 07, 2010, 09:42:08 AM »

It will sort out over time Tello......and it will all end up as clear as mud ...lol

bugga you and that little duck scooting across the screen Fluffy, it cracks me up everytime.

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #3373 on:** March 07, 2010, 09:47:31 AM »

*Good morning Bestie Westie...

tellomon · « **Reply #3374 on:** March 07, 2010, 10:01:45 AM »

On a healthy side-note: I just plugged into High Speed Internet....from the Saloon's router.

Hear me as I say "Good bye to those other guys".

tellomon · « **Reply #3375 on:** March 07, 2010, 03:24:44 PM »

Quote from: *HellWest'nCrooked on March 07, 2010, 09:42:08 AM

It will sort out over time Tello......and it will all end up as clear as mud ...lol

Yeah, like this:

Richey.

Not Richie.

Like that, right?

Roo · « **Reply #3376 on:** March 07, 2010, 06:05:03 PM »

If I can give you a word of wisdom Tello....because my family have had a long lost son found after almost 40 years.

Whatever you do....don't be too enthusiastic....just get to now them first and take small steps.

Ya don't want to scare them off before they get to know you.

So play it cool....ask lots of questions.....and don't go inviting yourself to be their houseguest until they ask you first.

tellomon · « **Reply #3377 on:** March 07, 2010, 11:42:10 PM »

I know that.
Thx!

tellomon · « **Reply #3378 on:** March 08, 2010, 12:04:12 AM »

24500

tellomon · « **Reply #3379 on:** March 08, 2010, 06:42:47 AM »

Quote from: Roo on March 07, 2010, 06:05:03 PM

Ya don't want to scare them off before they get to know you.

Restated: You are correct. I do not wanna freak 'em out now. Not yet.
It's frightening to know that I can.

Stock Photo

Thx Luv!

Roo · « **Reply #3380 on:** March 08, 2010, 12:09:54 PM »

You should do OK Tello....your new haircut should work a treat..just smile and give big hugs.

I'd hide the skeletons for a bit though...lol

tellomon · « **Reply #3381 on:** March 08, 2010, 12:17:37 PM »

They like that stuff.
Halloween is their Holiday of Choice, just like me!

One of them found this on the net and determined
that I'm "Richey material" LOL!

tellomon · « **Reply #3382 on:** March 09, 2010, 02:53:05 PM »

Sister Sunny. The Gal that found me.

Mom was a Party Girl too. That explains how I was made!

Any similarities?
Please tell me, cuz I don't see them!

]

C):-{= <" lose the hat you moron! "<<

*r3830* · « **Reply #3383 on:** March 09, 2010, 03:20:55 PM »

Tello..... agree with your thoughts about the hat...... does he carry a gun???

tellomon · « **Reply #3384 on:** March 09, 2010, 03:23:38 PM »

Does who carry a gun?

*r3830* · « **Reply #3385 on:** March 09, 2010, 03:28:59 PM »

Does who carry a gun?

^^^^ That Bloke^^^

tellomon · « **Reply #3386 on:** March 09, 2010, 03:31:51 PM »

That's me. What's the matter with you?

*Yibida* · « **Reply #3387 on:** March 09, 2010, 03:33:14 PM »

I can't see the pics till I get home.... the work pc is a flaming spy !...

tellomon · « **Reply #3388 on:** March 09, 2010, 03:35:14 PM »

Hey Yib!
My life used to suck too.....until I got run out of California.
Now, I Blow!

Sorry.

tellomon · « **Reply #3389 on:** March 09, 2010, 03:38:23 PM »

Update: Local Aliens have arrived to abduct me.
Resistence really IS futile.

Later!

*Yibida* · « **Reply #3390 on:** March 09, 2010, 03:39:51 PM »

My life don't suck...works sucks !.. and also the scrum sucking lacky that crushes the chips at the end of the assembly line before they get boxed and sent to the grocery store where smucks buy em only to find there all crumbs !!!!!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #3391 on:** March 09, 2010, 03:46:56 PM »

*r3830* · « **Reply #3392 on:** March 09, 2010, 03:55:43 PM »

That's me. What's the matter with you?

GEEEEEEZ - and here's me trying to find a resemblance

Reckon you look much better now!

tellomon · « **Reply #3393 on:** March 09, 2010, 04:31:45 PM »

Once you get on my "Bad Side", there is NO return.

U R Warned!!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #3394 on:** March 09, 2010, 04:45:20 PM »

New email:

Regarding your inquiry at the IN-N-OUT Burger® Web Site.
Monday, March 8, 2010 9:15 PM

From: "Customer Service" <cs1948@innout.com>

To: rontello@notyou.com

Dear Mr. Ron:

Thank you for your e-mail. Our customers have made In-N-Out Burger® the Company it is today, and we sincerely appreciate hearing from you.

We would also like to thank you for your suggestion to open a location in Wendover, Nevada.

We plan on expanding as far East as we can, and particularly into areas in which our customers have expressed interest. As such, we are happy to let our Real Estate Department know that you are anxious to have an In-N-Out Burger® in your area! And perhaps you could be a valued employee at that location!

Thank you again for contacting us.

Sincerely,

Sara Vosicka
Customer Service Representative

http://www.in-n-out.com/

In and out.
In and out.
That's what a hamburger is all about!

*smee* · « **Reply #3395 on:** March 09, 2010, 04:52:16 PM »

do you have a 6 inch IN-N-OUT Burger or the full 12 incher ?

tellomon · « **Reply #3396 on:** March 09, 2010, 05:08:58 PM »

"Animal Monster Stack"

Instant heart attack in a box!

The Original In N Out was located in my neighbourhood in 1948!

*Ubbie Max* · « **Reply #3397 on:** March 09, 2010, 05:45:16 PM »

Do they do In-N-Out Pluto Pups as well? If yes, what size?

*Ubbie Max* · « **Reply #3398 on:** March 09, 2010, 05:47:09 PM »

Also, does In-N-Out mean they are digested very very quickly or, it is impossible to keep them down (inside the guts).

HellWest'nCrooked · « **Reply #3399 on:** March 10, 2010, 12:25:31 AM »

Sonny girl looks sane Tello..are you sure she wants to meet you.......lol

sup

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Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 4242909 times)