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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #19600 on: September 30, 2021, 05:42:50 PM »
Hey Lurkers!

Do any of yez know the diff between

COA

and

DOA

?????


Well, do ya?









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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #19601 on: September 30, 2021, 05:49:15 PM »
I wanna see smee guess and hope his shite sticks!

Regarding sticks: It's time to collect and preserve them for the woodstove.

Today is the first time this year when the air temp dropped to cold before sundown.

SUMMER IS NOW DONE YOU SURF BRATS!!!!!

Now, the BIG money is selling Thermals.

Gimme 2 pairs!

And throw in a Pumpkin!


Fall has fallen, and it's not gonna be nice, you watch!
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #19602 on: September 30, 2021, 05:56:39 PM »
The worst I can expect:

Power outages.

Doordash and Uber are down.

Holiday recipes from smee.

Snowblower gets a flat tire.


On the OZRT, there are 7,463 emogees
and NOT one of them is a snowblower.

How lame is that?

Very.

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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #19603 on: September 30, 2021, 06:24:07 PM »
10,192 eMails
and not one of them is from YOU!

Thanks alot, Blighters!


And people wonder why I'm pizzed orf!
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #19604 on: September 30, 2021, 06:33:20 PM »
Perhaps 'tis better to cherish my fond memories
than expect anything new from you azzh@les!


Drums run Deep!
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« Reply #19605 on: September 30, 2021, 06:43:12 PM »
I can quit and my Ratings will Triple that week!

Weak.

Woe, the humanity.
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« Reply #19607 on: September 30, 2021, 07:00:40 PM »
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #19609 on: September 30, 2021, 07:19:11 PM »
TV with Tello.

Man I tell ya, some of these chicks in those horror flicks from 1930
and beyond are pretty damn HOT!

And this was before the advent of breast implants......


:smee!: Frankentits anyone?
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« Reply #19610 on: September 30, 2021, 07:22:59 PM »
When admin shows up to bust my chops,
tell her she is oppressing an Artist!


She won't listen to me, but she does reply to my email!

Every one of them a new deposit to my Spank Bank!
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« Reply #19611 on: September 30, 2021, 07:32:07 PM »
Two Aussie fishermen walk into a fish hatchery......
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« Reply #19612 on: September 30, 2021, 07:44:18 PM »
Two fish walk into Steve Irwin.

One of them was late to get home.
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« Reply #19613 on: September 30, 2021, 07:49:26 PM »
Two bricks walk into a human wall...
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« Reply #19614 on: September 30, 2021, 07:52:51 PM »
Two Horror Film Directors walk into smee's house.....

Peter Jackson broke curfew.
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« Reply #19615 on: September 30, 2021, 07:57:55 PM »
Two Yankee Zombies walk into Sydney....
....stole bicycles and went to Perth.
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« Reply #19616 on: September 30, 2021, 08:03:42 PM »
Two Teenage Aboriginal Cheerleaders walk into a Head Shop.....
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« Reply #19617 on: September 30, 2021, 08:05:42 PM »
Two Aussie surfer chicks walk into a gun store......yeah, sure....
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« Reply #19618 on: September 30, 2021, 08:08:23 PM »
Two OZRT Posters walk into a tsunami.....

See? They're stupid too!!!!
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« Reply #19619 on: September 30, 2021, 08:09:41 PM »
Two Yanks walk into each other.
They were drinking Foster's.
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« Reply #19620 on: September 30, 2021, 08:10:59 PM »
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« Reply #19621 on: September 30, 2021, 08:18:43 PM »
My next post is going to require
adult supervision
and that ain't gonna happen, Sweeties!
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Halloween is a time when we let lose all of our pent-up Ya-Yas from the passing year.

Like a metaphysical mega-fart, I believe it!

And it always smells like pumpkin pie.
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So, how ya'll doing?

(I don't really care, I'm just being polite.)
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If anybody of you really cared about me,
they'd send up a flare
and burn this motherfvcker to the ground!


Aim high, be sure to hit Alan Lee's ego.
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Numbious nuttious

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Numbious nuttious

Jive-ass Loner strikes again.
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Numbness nurttness

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Re-runs only work on TV.

Return to thy Hovel you insufferable Troll.
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I would be happy to phone... but it will have to wait until I've finished removing the old paint, sanded, sugar-soaped, caulked and filled and sanded again, and steam-cleaned the walls, and applied the primer/undercoat (2 coats) and painted (2 coats), and then epoxy-painted the laundry floor, and so on, in the unit which is rented out to provide income for my beautiful mum.

There's a lot of work, and it's a learning curve. I've learned that I needed a caulking gun, and that nozzles have to be obtained separately.
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By the way, I have no interest in busting your chops. Your meat intake is entirely up to you.

I'll not be busting your steaks or fillets either.
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No pricking his sausage either

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Stay away from his bacon!

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I suppose we're left with the Tello Burger.
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Do you get fries with it

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Did someone spray this thread with numb nut repellent

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I've sprayed it with WD-40.
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that might stop him squeaking

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"Forget about me.

Just remember the good times."
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I have tried

then failed

to save money for gas
to move to Nevada.

Now I'm a propane customer.
Room temperature control is now essential.

Perhaps soon
we shall re-install the wood stove,
grab a cord, delivered
and break out the smores.
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DAMAGE REPORT

It's coming!

Deep Freeze at the knees.

Propane heater is not fuel-efficient.

3 wood stoves on campus, one will be chosen
and I'll be hiring a Handyman from my savings.

Better to survive now and refinance in the Spring.
Then Montello can be possible.

Stuck in the Mountain Mud, fine.
Just stay warm, huh?

You bet!

Perhaps my Oktoberfest activities will run thin.

SHALLOWEEN!
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