The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)

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MEMO:

This is not hard work.
My mouse clickie finger never sweats.

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You know, if you scroll The Tello Files backwards...
....it is still valid info, one post at a time, but
nevermind the ongoing online skirmish with the other survivors of the OZRT (3 of them now?).

Personally, when I read, I look at the pictures.
We have some here.

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I met a grrL today.

Anybody remember her name?

Missed it.

And her number is bogus.

I met a Placebo People.

How is your day?

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Used to be: I post with movies in the background.

Now, I post and the movies are watching me.

George Orwell, eat your heart out!

Home Video is now Home Snoopy-O.
We know they're looking, so press pickle on the tele-screen!

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I remember it's been a long time since some ignorant hot head asked me

"Who the Hell do you think you are?"

Can I revise my answer now?

Ready?

"I AM, therefore I think.
Read The Tello Files.
Chew on that!"

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I hear that in Therapy, they say "Confront your Demons".

Good advice if ya have them.

Me: I confront my LURKERS
but I'm really posting to dead air
and 300 +/-  Hits a day.

If a Hobby is Clinically Insane, sign me up for a room at
The Internet Poster's Rehab Ranch.

What's for Dinner?

Strange: They just introduced meat in the stew, meanwhile,
several of my fellow comrades in-house are missing....

Fun with Mulder and Scully!

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Mulder's poster says "I want to believe."

My poster says "How can I forget?'

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In this revealing world of the New Nazis coming to take me away...

...I have but only 2 dying last requests.

I get to pick out my wardrobe and supply the bullets.

One is a costume and the other is a dud.

TH@T'S Show Bizniss, Baby!!!

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SHOUT OUT TO DEE!!!!

It's an old pic.

The teeth are gone but the skull is intact.

What's inside is a surprise.

Shut up smee

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COMING SOON!

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In a Theatre of The Mind near you.




"Check-out the sequel: 2 Million and Counting".

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The world is so Fake, it can't for a moment give me assurances that Bots are jacking my Count.

The Human Factor is of little consequence in this matter.

Nothing responds in kind.

Pretty cool, huh?

smee can post now......

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Now, don't misunderstand this.....
I did a "Beer Run" earlier this evening.
It was so much more than meets the story.

Now that I'm PRIMED for Drop Bear.....
I wanna go after the Omnipotent Admin
with an Olde Fashion Dirt Clod Fight.

This is ONLY a test.
A Pulse check.
Test Contaminate the water.

Force her hand with the wet nail polish.

Crumple her skirt.

Raise her hackles.
Shake her cage.
Pull her leash.
Rattle her chain.
Return the favor.

Burn the envelope.

Present OFFENSIVE CONTENT!!!!!

To Wit:

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Friends don't let friends post drunk.

I'm flying solo again.

The Garage looks much bigger when I view it from the floor, up.

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What can you say about a Job quitting you?

Pull up a chair, we can talk about it.

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" Failure is the mark of success for having gotten out of bed in the afternoon."

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This is The Tello Files.

(Yeah, I know. Can you shut up about it?)

Two "Take-aways" from it.

1) In an Internet Ghost Town, the ground is hard and the coast is clear.

B) Asking permission is a mute point.

And 3 says: Hosting this ROCK is easier than gardening on land I'm escaping from.

All Warnings have been issued; all dues are in question.

This is a reasonable facsimile of Life.
Your mileage may vary.

Keep Lurking, whatever you are.

I have nothing better to do, except survive America until my dying day
cuz nobody (except Roo in 2010) in OZ has invited me to crash on their couch
so here we are, huh?

Send my regards to the Irwins.

Why am I not on TV?
A: I don't have an Agent, yet.

Agents don't read The Tello Files. It's not Commercial Material.

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" I never considered this Internet Assteroid to have Box Seats for Agents. Not ever, right.

Did anybody ever sniff them out?

No.

See? "

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Q: How come Remo Ron couldn't "make it" in Hollywood?

A: Remo was more intelligent, ambitious and creative than everybody else in the room
and they knew it. They dismissed him for fear he would smash their Ego without notice or intent
and thus effectively null and void their mortal existence.

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Hey, you get 12 Commoners in the dressing room at
Doug Weston's World Famous Troubadour in 1982
and I walk in.......

You hadda be there.

I'm saying "I was".

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Hmm...maybe I really dint make history
but rather... I circumvented it.

No, I have sabbotage skills.

Makes us wonder, huh?

google me.

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"Situational Awareness"

The face of it is here.

That pic was taken in Court moments before
I went to Elko County, Nevada Jail for 357 days
for using a .38 in self defense. 2014 was off my Calendar.

http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=7992.0

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ELKO – After hours of trying to reach a consensus Friday, jurors trying Ron Tello Culley for shooting a man in the foot couldn’t break a deadlocked vote, and District Judge Nancy Porter ruled a mistrial.

https://elkodaily.com/news/local/culley-case-snags-on-mistrial-defendant-released/article_1784fcc7-14ad-53e3-801c-55d19cc9581a.html

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Oh yeah?

You got Glory Days better than mine?

I was shacked up with some of the Finest
murderers, tractor flockers, chicken pluckers, gun runners, dope dealers and chomos
in all the land.

It was a party without Favors.
The Cellies were cool.

I journaled it.

Coming soon in 2024!

or not

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Some Aussies said that I "Scrubbed Up very well", and that's fine.

I'm reporting that the Government paid for it!

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Everybody in Elko is INBRED.

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Let's not overlook the fact that Elko hates me so much that they continued to flock with me by
declaring that I could NOT go home, thus making me homeless, and all that....

Here's my favorite script in it all; it says it all....

Being a Criminal in Elko County pays

Being a burglar in Elko county is a high paying job with little or no personal risk.
Ya, there might be a risk of having a landowner/homeowner shoot you, but being caught by law enforcement does not appear to be a risk at all.

Recently some of my family members had their shop broken into and during the burglary a vehicle was set on fire and a pistol was stolen along with a side by side, a 4-wheeler, and countless tools.

They called the Sheriff's department and requested an officer to come out and take a statement, begin an investigation, and follow up with attempting to catch the criminals. We were all assuming that meant getting fingerprints, doing an arson investigation, investigate possible suspects, and protect the victim. They collected a statement, nothing else.

The suspects are known to the officers/detectives, yet they have done nothing to interview, question or obtain search warrants for their residence. The way these type of cases work from the Sheriff's office point of view is "We will have to wait until we catch them redhanded". That is a scary proposition. What if next time they accomplish their goal and burn the entire house down with victims inside?

Crime is on the rise, drug activity is on the rise, victims are on the rise in large numbers across Elko County, and from where I sit, not much is being done to get these criminals off the street. All the while the victim sits alone and scarred waiting for something to happen. They have now armed themselves to protect their pursuit of life, liberty and happiness while the criminal walks free without fear of being held accountable.

I get up every day to go to work to earn a paycheck, medical benefits for me and my kids, and pay taxes for a sense of security and community. Maybe it's time to quit my job, get on government subsistence, get free health care and take what I want when I want it. Then maybe I will have the freedom that the criminals in this county get handed to them.
-Scott Stewart
[Published in the Opinion section of the Elko Daily Free Press 8/30/14]

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I'm not done.

This is just
getting started.

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Please hold. I'm watching a Movie before it watches me....

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And if I don't post for 100 days
I'll still get a bunch of Hits anyways....

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NBC’s Chuck Todd made an insane claim about liberal bias in the media

The corporate-controlled media is worse than ever.

They believe Donald Trump gave them permission to show their true colors and act like left-wing partisans.

And NBC’s Chuck Todd made an insane claim about liberal bias in the media.

In an interview with the Verge, Meet the Press host Chuck Todd claimed there was no such thing as “liberal bias” and the corporate-controlled media made a mistake trying to appease Republican critics who claimed the press was stacked with far-left activists.

“We shouldn’t [have] accepted the premise that there was liberal bias. We should have defended. I hear the attacks on fact checkers where they ‘fact-check Republicans six times more than they fact-check Democrats.’ Yeah. Perhaps the Republicans are being factually incorrect more often than the Democrats,” Todd stated.

Todd’s rant continued on claiming that the media needed to tell the “truth” – which always amounts to repeating the Democrat Party’s talking points and narratives.

“We ended up in this both-sides trope. We bought into the idea that, oh my God, we’re perceived as having a liberal bias. And I think for particularly the first decade of the century, I’d say mainstream media overcorrected. And we bought into the Fox motto of “balance.” And it’s like, Jesus, there’s no balance, they need the truth. There’s fairness, that’s different than balance. And so in that sense, this is why we’re in this defensive posture today,” Todd continued.

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Where did Hawaiian pizza originate?

Hawaii
Chicago
Italy
Canada
30%
Correct

In 1962, Ontario pizza restaurant owner Sam Panopoulos decided to create a new combination of toppings: pineapple and ham. Thinking it needed a tropical name to match the tropical fruit, he called it the Hawaiian. With his new creation, Panopoulos sparked the eternal debate as to whether or not pineapple belongs on pizza. Whatever your personal preference, the Hawaiian routinely appears near the top of lists of the most popular pizzas of all time.

Source: Britannica | Date Updated: July 20, 2021

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“It is like his mouth is falling down the stairs.”

Biden Can’t Answer the Question Because His Mind is Literally Goo

Usually, we don’t like a president because of what he’s saying. However, with Biden, we can’t even understand what he’s saying. He’s becoming an embarrassment, and it’s surprising that the White House is even allowing him in front of the public eye at this point.

Joe Biden recently joined CNN anchor Don Lemon for a town hall meeting. The event, held at Mount St. Joseph University in Cincinnati was painful to watch.

He was asked a simple question: When will children under 12 be able to get vaccinated?

His answer was far from simple. Heck, it was far from comprehendible. “The experts say we know that this virus is in fact, uh um, uh, is um, is is going to be, um, excuse me we we know why all of the drugs are not temporarily approved but permanently approved.”

What? What in the world is he trying to say? At one point, Don Lemon tries to salvage it by asking if he’s talking about FDA approval. Biden agrees to that and says that he expects it to happen quickly.

Well, hell, wasn’t there an easier way to say this? Further, what does that have to do with getting children under 12 vaccinated? Is he trying to say that those under 12 can’t get vaccinated until the FDA approves the vaccines?

MORE!
https://americanretirementinsider.com/biden-cant-answer-the-question-because-his-mind-is-literally-goo/

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Household Items That Everyone Forgets To Clean

A clean home doesn’t only feel fresh and welcoming, but it also keeps dirt, dust, and germs at bay. Most homeowners have a standard cleaning routine that they tend to follow every single day. However, no matter how thorough or extensive your cleaning routine is, the chances are that there are some household items that you forget to clean.

You may be getting into every nook and corner of your house with your cleaning supplies, but there’s still a good chance that some common items don’t get cleaned as frequently as they should.

We’ve rounded up a list of some common household items that almost everyone tends to forget to clean.

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Today, I have a little bad news to share. (Sorry about that.)

Here goes.

The bad news is that when it comes to your life, most of what happens is beyond your control.

You can't control what other people say. What they do. Or what they believe.

You were born with a set of genes you had nothing to do with. Where you were born, and what type of community it was.

Your parents, and whether they were good ones (or not).

You didn't control any of it.

The weather. How old you are. The cultural values you grew up around. Sorry, they're outside your control.

Lightning strikes. Hurricanes, earthquakes and other crises. Nope.

Some diseases and conditions are outside your control as well. And whether someone you love dearly is lost to them is largely outside your control too.

You can't control what people hear about you, think about you, or say about you.

When you think about it like this, it feels a little helpless. And that's not what I'm driving at.

Because there is good news. The one thing you DO control is more important than all of those things.

You control your thoughts. You can always control your thoughts.

Think about it. Most times, when something bad happens, like you twist your ankle, you don't get injured just once.

You suffer twice. The first time is the actual twisting, swelling and pain. (Ouch!)

But then we start to suffer anew. Why did this happen? I didn't deserve this! How can I dance at my daughter's wedding?

With all the wishing and hoping and dwelling and moping, we suffer more injuries. Mental ones.

And my friend, these other injuries are entirely optional.

There are reasons we do this, injuring ourselves with our thoughts.

One is it sometimes brings "rewards." Like sympathy. Attention. A feeling of being important. It can sometimes become part of our identity. "Look at me, I'm that person that has to deal with [fill in the blank]."

But it makes these secondary injuries far worse than the first. And it makes it that much harder to recover and move on.

I try to remind myself that there's nothing that's happened or is happening to me that many hundreds or thousands or millions of people haven't faced before.

I'm not special in this crisis or any other one. The world isn't conspiring against me and only me.

Bad things do happen. You can't control your pain when they do.

But listen here. You CAN control how you think about your pain. You can control whether you believe this is a big deal, or something you'll bounce back from.

Remember that in this world, pain is inevitable. But most of the suffering happens only in your mind.

So focus on what you can control, and learn to shrug off what you can't.

Your reward is resilience. And trust me, you're stronger than you think.

Especially if you think you're strong. Enjoy the rest of your weekend.

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8 National Animals That Aren't Actually Real

Not only do national animals represent a country’s values, but they’re meant to symbolize the collective nation. In the U.S., the fiercely independent bald eagle signifies the country’s penchant for freedom. In India, the sacred tiger is a symbol of power and beauty. And in Australia, the kangaroo is practically synonymous with the country itself. But what does it mean if the emblem of a nation doesn’t even exist? Here are eight national animals that aren’t actually real, and how they came to be officially recognized.

https://www.triptrivia.com/national-animals-that-arent-actually-real/YCa2BneMrQAGT1bA?utm_source=blog&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=1324634253

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Animals You Had No Idea Were Related

Present estimates for the number of species on the planet range between five million to one trillion. Everything from tiny insects found in the Amazon to the humongous blue whales swimming in the oceans. It would appear as if the habitats of the earth are diverse and apparently unrelated in any way. However, if we take a close look, there are extremely weird connections that would emerge. Here are some outrageous family trees, linking animals that appear completely different at first glance.

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