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Mom eviscerates school board for radical mask agenda

A mother tore into school board members for requiring children to wear masks despite evidence that children are largely safe from COVID-19, demanding, “take these masks off of my child.”

https://patriotpowernews.com/2021/04/24/mom-eviscerates-school-board-for-radical-mask-agenda/
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Joy Behar: Police Should ‘Shoot the Gun in the Air’

Perhaps it’s because our editor carried a gun for 20 years as part of his profession that we’re amazed at the stupid and uninformed comments some people make about what law enforcement professionals (or average citizens who are armed) should do when confronting an armed assailant. In this case (see the video below), it’s Joy Behar saying that police should “shoot the gun in the air.”

Sorry, Joy. That’s a moronic statement.

Watch the video below – it starts with Don Lemon, who, believe it or not, is defending the police officer who killed the knife-wielding teen in Columbus, Ohio the other day – and then quickly shifts to Joy Behar’s comments.


https://theredalertnews.com/joy-behar-police-should-shoot-the-gun-in-the-air/
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Head of Teachers’ Union Struggles with Basic Math

“You can’t believe everything you read online.”
– Abraham Lincoln


See? Just because you say it doesn’t make it true. There have to be some facts behind what is said – and the head of a teacher’s union should know that better than anyone.

Randi Weingarten, the head of the American Federation of Teachers feels as though she can spew statistics that break the rules of basic math just to make a point.

https://theamericanpatriot.com/head-of-teachers-union-struggles-with-basic-math/
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Biden’s Hate for America on Display! Biden’s UN Ambassador Declares America Is a Racist Country Worse Than China’s Genocide of Uyghurs

Joe Biden’s UN Ambassador Linda Thomas-Greenfield is doubling down on her latest batch of anti-America rhetoric and we wish that we were even a little bit surprised by that. She made an appearance on CBS’ Face the Nation over the weekend, where the nonsense was spouted once more.

“White supremacy is weaved into our founding documents and principles,” said Thomas-Greenfield last week. This was a lot to tale in and of course, she could not back down from this statement. All of the Biden voters who are all for this type of talk would not like that. Wait until you see the comparison that she decided to draw!


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Hi, I need emergency plumbing on blown out shower valve. Heavy loss of water, Pls help! 909 547 0411  -Ron

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Hello Ron I can get to it later tonight or 1st thing tomorrow morning.. I can get the water shut off

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ASAP is what I need! pls come. 662 San Bernardino Ave Sugarloaf

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He came by and shut ur water off trever

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Democrat Congressman: GOP Spews ‘Racist Trash’

Democrat Congressman Mondaire Jones of New York created so much ugliness on the floor of the U.S. House of Representatives during the debate over granting statehood to the District of Columbia (see video below) that he was forced to have his remarks stricken from the record – a punishment that only happens a few times a year.

Among his statements were the following:

“I have had enough of my colleagues’ racist insinuations that somehow the people of Washington D.C. are incapable or even unworthy of our democracy.”
“The truth is there is no good faith argument for disenfranchising 700,000 people, most of whom are people of color.”
The GOP’s “desperate objections are about fear. Fear that in D.C., their white supremacist politics will no longer play. Fear that soon enough, white supremacist politics won’t work anywhere in America. Fear that if they don’t rig our democracy, they will not win.”
“My goodness. With all the racist trash my colleagues have brought to this debate, I can see why my colleagues are worried about a place to put it.“


https://dcwatchdog.com/democrat-congressman-gop-spews-racist-trash/
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Virginia Is Getting Rid of Advanced Math Classes To Promote 'Equity'

Virginia is nixing its advanced math classes for public school students in grades 10 and under in what the state is calling its new plan for “equity.”

According to the Virginia Department of Education, all students will now be forced to attend the same math classes regardless of whether they’ve got advanced math capabilities and could excel further.


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Vax Passports for gun permits (that shouldn’t exist)?!

A very strange position to have, it this is real. The stuff you come across on twitter, man.

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Why Women’s Clothes Have Small Pockets and Other Fashion Quandaries

If you know one thing about womenswear relative to menswear, it’s that women's clothing is sorely lacking in pockets. Dresses? Often nonexistent. Pants? So small they're functionally useless. According to a 2018 study of the 20 most popular brands of jeans, the disparity is even more severe than you might expect: On average, the pockets in women's jeans are 6.5 percent narrower and 48 percent shorter than their male counterparts. And though a number of companies are now working to correct this grievous oversight, many legacy brands have yet to get with the times. But why is this a problem in the first place?

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Just Admit It, The Wall Would Have Solved a Lot of Problems

Do you want to know what works to stop people from going where they shouldn’t be going? A wall.

Trump dreamed of building a wall to help with the migration issue – and it started to work. The Democrats hated to admit that it worked, but it did.

After the Capitol riot in January, what did the Democrats do as a way to protect themselves and secure the building? They built a wall.

Walls work. And everyone knows it.


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Christianity Has Had Enough of Liberals Telling Them What to Believe

Christians and churches all over the country have been on the list of attacks ever since Joe Biden illegitimately took over the White House. He removed all of the protections that Donald Trump put in place that made it possible for religion to remain free in the United States. Even the Constitution has come under attack by Biden as he tells churches and religious organizations what they are to do with specific groups of people.

Biden’s executive order told religious organizations that they must hire people who do not agree with the philosophy of ministry or otherwise violate established beliefs. But Christian organizations are fighting back around the country with excellent results.


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Juul Manufacturer Faces RICO Charges for Marketing to Youth

A federal judge is pushing racketeering claims against the company behind Juul. The wildly popular e-cigarette manufacturer can now face charges for targeting children with its aggressive ad campaigns. Attorney Sara Papantonio explains how e-cigarette companies have taken a leaf out of Big Tobacco’s marketing playbook.


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Harris to Travel to Both Mexico and Guatemala but Not the Border…

As has been reported and rightly criticized, Vice President Kamala Harris, who has recently been put in charge of the border crisis our nation is currently facing, has not made a single trip to see exactly what is going on there and what can be done about it.

She has not gone to see the 171,000 some odd migrants that The Washington Post has reported crossing over in the month of March alone. She has not laid eyes on the “more than 18,800 unaccompanied minors,” which are packed in like sardines at current border facilities. Nor has she paid any mind to the truly disturbing allegations of child abuse and sexual misconduct going under her nose.

What a piece of sh!t.....


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David Chipman's Disturbing Past

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When The Seven Dwarfs Of Auschwitz Met The Nazis’ Most Monstrous Doctor

When Disney released the film Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs in 1937, it gained an unlikely fan in Adolf Hitler.

A copy of the movie, banned in Germany due to anti-Americanism, had made it into Hitler’s possession. The film’s animation was of far greater technical expertise than any German production. This upset Hitler, yet also intrigued him — so much so that he painted watercolor portraits of the Disney dwarfs.

Within a few years, it would soon come to pass that the Nazis would acquire their own seven dwarfs. In this story, however, there is no Snow White, only evil.


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Activists dump cow poop in DC street to protest Biden climate plan

They say Biden’s climate plan is udderly crappy!

A group of activists dumped cow poop near the White House Thursday to send President Joe Biden the message that his environmental protection promises are “bullsh-t” and don’t go far enough.

At least a dozen environmentalists are seen in footage hauling the smelly loads in pink wheelbarrows then plopping the dung onto a street next to Lafayette Square, according to the Washingtonian.


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... I want an e-bike.

That will ensure that I can belt out "Ain't no mountain high enough" while zooming uphill without so much as a bead of perspiration. Well, perhaps a few beads.
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7 Lesser-Known Firsts in Women’s History

Women’s History Month honors the often-overlooked contributions women have made to almost every facet of life, from sports and science to art and politics. But while observances of the month-long celebration remind us of the best-known female role models, they may gloss over history’s supporting characters — who broke their own glass ceilings while serving others, breaking records, and pursuing personal passions. Here are a few stories you may have missed in history class.

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Who are the biggest jerks in music?

Oh so many years ago I was the drummer for a well known band and we opened for the Hollies. After the show they invited us to their hotel for an after show get together. Everything was fine until they announced that they had to call it a night and that’s when we realized that our girlfriends were all staying with them for the night. So, even though they were sort of nice they did end up stealing our girls.

During the Who’s first trip to the U.S. they opened for my band. At the end of the show they trashed the stage so bad that the promoter pulled the plug on the rest of the show so we never went on. Because we never played the promoter never paid us. Since it was because of them does that count as being jerks?

In the ’80s I was in an acoustic duo opening for Jimmy Buffett in Alabama. His band was great and we had a good time with them. Buffett, on the other hand, would not only not talk to us but acted as if we didn’t exist. When one of us would ask him a question he would look at us with disdain and walk away.

Conversely, my band opened for Count Basie and his Orchestra and before the show I accidently walked into their dressing room. To a man they all yelled “hey, come on in” and offered me a joint. They all could not have been nicer.

In ’68 we were recording at Columbia studios in NYC and once again I walked into the wrong place, this time it was the studio that Sly and the Family Stone was recording (I think it was for the “Stand” album). There were kids and dogs and all manner of folk in the room, definitely a party atmosphere. They too were really friendly and invited me in to hang around (joints were also offered).

I’m sure there were other jerks that I ran into but I seem to remember that there were far more nice musicians than not.

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In the ’80s I was in an acoustic duo opening for Jimmy Buffett in Alabama. His band was great and we had a good time with them. Buffett, on the other hand, would not only not talk to us but acted as if we didn’t exist. When one of us would ask him a question he would look at us with disdain and walk away.

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For all the good that access to information has for all of us, there's a downside too.

In today's world, anyone with a keyboard and an internet connection can sound like an expert.

Who among us hasn't read something from a Facebook friend or Twitter follow and taken it as gospel?

While that might be harmless when it comes to celebrity gossip, with your health, misinformation can be deadly.

That's why before I recommend anything, I do the research. I check the facts. And I'm careful not to hop on trends that seem a little too good to be true.

Because often, they aren't true at all.

So I thought I'd take this Sunday to drop a few facts on you.

They form a foundation for health that – if you actually follow them – will put you on a path to a lifetime of success.

And trust me, the science is there to back every single one of them.

Ready for a little rapid-fire truth-telling? Good. Let's begin.

(If we need a fancy way to think of this, how about "Jeff’s 17 Facts That Can Change Your Life"?)

1. Watch your sugar intake.

Added sugar is one of the worst ingredients in the modern diet. It's tied to all kinds of ailments, like obesity, diabetes, heart disease and cancer. And sugary drinks like soda are among the worst things you can consume.

A cookie isn't going to kill you. But know that sugar is not good for you, so look at it as an occasional treat, not a regular part of your diet.

2. Eat nuts.

Nuts are incredibly healthy. Loaded with nutrients. And they can help fight a host of diseases. Eat them regularly.

3. Choose real foods, not junk.

Americans treat junk food as a badge of honor, a measure of freedom of choice. That's all fine and good. But know they're engineered to trick you into overeating, they're incredibly calorie dense, and low in nutrition. So what you're really choosing when you load up on processed foods instead of real ones is poor health.

4. Coffee is fine (and healthy).

Coffee gets a bad rap. Yes, it's not for everyone. And if you don't like it, or can't tolerate it, I'm not pushing you to start. But it's proven to be very healthy and full of antioxidants. Coffee is linked with increased longevity, and reduced risk of diabetes, Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s and other illnesses.

5. Know your fats and choose wisely.

The "low fat" craze threw our nation's health into a ditch. It's time you knew the facts. Fatty foods like fish or olive oil are filled with "good fats" which reduce your risk of heart issues, strokes, dementia and depression.

Saturated fats can raise cholesterol, that's true. But it also raises good cholesterol and shrinks the particles of bad cholesterol. The association between saturated fat and heart disease is questionable at best.

Man-made trans fats are unquestionably bad. They DO raise your risk of heart disease. Fortunately, many companies are actively phasing them out.

6. Sleep is critical. 

The importance of sleep can't be overstated. Poor sleep is one of the strongest risk factors for obesity. Which leads to all kinds of issues. Get your rest.

And a light filled environment (especially blue lights from electronics) is shown to be very disruptive. Turn them off well before bed.

7. Probiotics protect your gut.

At the core, digestion is health. You aren't just what you eat. You're what you digest and absorb. And a disruption in gut bacteria is tied to some of the worst ailments you can experience.

Probiotic supplements, probiotic-rich foods and fiber (fuel for your gut bacteria) all can help.

8. Drink water with every meal.

When you drink enough water, your body thrives. Science shows it can boost your metabolism, so you burn more calories. Just 2 cups 30 minutes before a meal can increase weight loss by more than 40%.

9. Take vitamin D3.

You know I recommend supplements. And this is the absolute most important one. It's linked to better bone health, muscle strength, mood, immune function and even longevity. It's cheap, readily available and incredibly safe. Take it.

10. Fruits and veggies should be your focus.

People who eat the most fruits and vegetables live longer, period. They have a lower risk of almost every disease. This isn't news, and not really open to debate.

11. Eat enough protein each day.

Protein is also vital for your best health. It's important for weight loss, keeps you full longer, lowers blood sugar and blood pressure, and protects your muscles.

12. Move your body.

I get it. People don't really like to exercise. They say they don't have time. It's hard sometimes. It can be boring. But with diet and sleep, it's the "holy trinity" of good health. The science doesn't lie.

13. Not all carbs are equal. Choose wisely.

Refined carbohydrates, processed to remove fiber, are low in nutrients, set you up for overeating, and can spike your blood sugar. If you focus on reducing refined carbs and sugar in your life, and replace these things with real food, your body responds

If you don’t believe the science, I challenge you to be mindful of how you feel after a carb heavy meal. It's probably not great.

14. Relationships are nourishment.

A social network, and healthy relationships, are proven to be beneficial for your mental health, and your physical health too. If you have close friends and family, the bottom line is, you'll live longer. Treasure and nurture these connections.

15. Belly fat is bad.

Forget about looks. Belly fat is harmful because it taxes your organs, and is highly linked to disease. Your waist size is a stronger marker of health than your overall weight. The good news is, if you follow the other science and get your diet right, belly fat comes off.

16. Diets fail. Lifestyle changes stick.

The studies don't lie. Going on a "diet" is one of the strongest predictors for future weight gain. You need to focus on nourishing your body, adopting healthy things into your daily life. Not depriving.

When you transition to healthier choices, weight loss follows. Slow & steady wins this race.

17. Eat your eggs.

The "bad takes" on eggs are particularly annoying. Whole eggs are so nutritious they're like a multivitamin in a shell. A particularly large study of over 263 thousand people showed no association with heart disease. Other studies show they have no impact on blood cholesterol on most people. And the yolks have most of the nutrition.

And on that note, I'm wrapping up the science class, and whipping up some eggs.

Remember: question what you read. Do your research.

And if you have questions about any of this... let me know.

God Bless,

Jeff Reagan
Editor, Patriot Health Alliance
"The B@zturd Love Child of Comix & a News Organization"