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8+ Places To Avoid Like The Plague When SHTF

To begin today’s article with a word of wisdom from our sponsor, everything in life is location, location, location.

Joke aside, an interesting issue to be addressed when it comes to prepping is which places are to be avoided after SHTF. The short story goes something like this, I mean this is the preamble: it is very possible for a catastrophic event to take place at some point in one’s life, whether you like it or not; it may be a large scale disaster of sorts, like a nuke strike, or an EMP strike, solar-made or man-made, courtesy of your local-crazy-nuke-armed dictator, or whatever natural extinction-level event, or terrorist attack.

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Again I say: I am not a prepper. I only share the info.

I want to die in a blaze of shoot-out glory with Deployed Troops in my 'Hood.


I have made arrangements to preserve my Legacy thru children's
songs and dances.
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"Old Ron Tello
such a fine fellow
he never fell to his knees;
He had the tight fight
and he fought at night
and the Internet waived all his fees."
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Can I go now?

I got chores.....



No, I'm not cleaning guns.
I have to break down cardboard.
It makes great garden mulch.
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LOL.
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No clue.
A slight idea.
Some form of entertainment.
A definite maybe.

Go for it if you can.
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An Unkept Promise Story | Stories for Teenagers | English Fairy Tales

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BLM Protesters Storm Into State Capitol to Protest Law Protecting Motorists From Rioters

Demonstrators chanting “Black Lives Matter” stormed the Oklahoma Capitol on Wednesday, forcing the state House of Representatives into lockdown, in order to protest several Republican-backed bills, including one that provides legal protections to motorists fleeing riots.


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Maxine ‘Troubled’ Waters must be removed from Congress

Elliot Ness was a federal agent who became well-known during the early 1900s for cleaning up corruption, ultimately breaking up the Chicago crime mob led by Al Capone. Ness had handpicked 10 men – all with sterling reputations as incorruptible – to help him. They were known as “The Untouchables.”

Today, several congresspersons consider themselves “untouchable,” but in an entirely different sense. Despite having violated the public trust, they appear untouchable as to accountability. They include Rep. Ilhan Omar, D-Minn., who funneled almost $3 million in campaign dollars to her husband’s consulting firm, accounting for 80% of its income; Rep. Eric Swalwell, D-Calif., who, on the House Intelligence Committee, enjoyed a tryst with a Chinese spy; Rep. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez, D-N.Y., under investigation for several ethics violations, including an FEC complaint alleging illegal removal of $855,000 in campaign funds “off the books”; and, their matriarch, Rep. Maxine Waters, D-Calif., 82, who, having enjoyed Swamp creature comforts for over three decades while committing numerous ethical violations, believes – perhaps rightly – she is forever invincible. This sense of invincibility recently triggered her crossing over the line again, endangering others.


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And we're back online!

Stupid DNS Server.

That was close. Couldda snapped.

Enjoy the view.


BTW: Tessa, pls disregard my previous email.
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REMINDER

We here at The Tello Files do not
endorse or tear apart Families.

We Bust their Chops for doing
a lousy job.

Moron that later.
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When Mormon Missionaries go to the Bunker Residence
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Credibility is an issue.

The biggest liar wins.

Riveting television.

It mocks and imitates reality.

If it's on tv, it's gotta be real.


The food is good.


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TV is an inter-active activity.

My favorite part is where I can see it coming,
and I say aloud:

"You got PLAYED, suckah!"

And then the men run
and the women cry.

I get the biggest kicks outta tender moments.

They make me think I am human, too.
Cuz I'm not like you.   We are not all the same creatures under the skin.
  :ni:


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You know, most rape victims you see on tv are actresses.

All the other reports are 50/50.

It's a wobbler.

Some asked for it, some lied about it
and so who do ya believe?
I have seen DNA evidence planting to frame Hubby.

Ya just can't go anywhere.

That's why I stay home,
hearing voices and seeing things.
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Another uplifting moment is when a witness is in protective custody
and they and the whole squad gets machine gunned down in the Motel.

They shouldda upgraded the accomodations.

One time, a boy witness, recently orphaned, camped-out in a Jarhead barracks.
That was a called-in favor. Very cool.
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As a Defendant, your case won't go well
when you are referred to as a "Frequent Flyer at Bellevue".


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bellevue_Hospital


Or how about this one:
A psych patient is treated with meds.
The voices and imaginary friends all go away.
The patient commits suicide because they were lonely.
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Det. Lennie Briscoe: "I specifically asked for him to be put on suicide watch. Apparently here at Riker’s that means that they watch you commit suicide."

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What is the most played song on 'classic rock' radio in the US?

There are a ton of songs that come to mind, but I think the clear winner, in my own observation and in the various polls taken in the country by classic rock stations to determine what the listeners want, ends up being the one I thought it would be in the first place:

Led Zeppelin: “Stairway To Heaven” (1971)

I swear I heard that song at least 6 times a day when I was in high school in the ?70s. That’s a lot considering I only listened to the radio in the morning and sometimes late at night.

It has become the most requested rock song in history on FM radio. Composed by guitarist Jimmy Page and vocalist Robert Plant for the band's untitled fourth studio record (known as IV, or ZOSO, depending on who you speak to). Page himself recalled, "I knew it was good, but I didn't know it was going to be almost like an anthem ... But I knew it was the gem of the album, sure."

Erik Davis, a social historian and cultural critic, commented on the song's massive success, subsequent backlash and enduring legendary status:

"Stairway to Heaven" isn't the greatest rock song of the 1970s; it is the greatest spell of the 1970s. Think about it: we are all sick of the thing, but in some primordial way it is still number one. Everyone knows it... Even our dislike and mockery is ritualistic. The dumb parodies; the Waynes World-inspired folklore about guitar shops demanding customers not play it; even Robert Plant's public disavowal of the song—all of these just prove the rule. "Stairway to Heaven" is not just number one. It is the One, the quintessence, the closest AOR will ever get you to the absolute.

And, truth be told, I loved it the first 2000 times, but I’ve gone most of my entire life without playing it deliberately home. I was sick of it then. I’m sick of it now. But there’s no getting away from it. It’s one of the most popular classic rock songs ever and it was never even a SINGLE!


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How to Commit Suicide the Right Way
To spare you any unnecessary pain, and to make it a little less gory.

Were you just laid off? Are you tried of struggling with that heroin addiction? Does it feel like you're at the end of your rope, so to speak?

If you said “YES!” to any these questions, you may have had the bright idea to “off yourself.”

First of all, you're not alone! Before reading on, call 1-800-273-8255, text TALK to 741741, or chat with someone right now. A real person at the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline will listen and talk with you. They're just there to help ya out. It may not seem possible at this moment, but they can help you find a light at the end of what I assume is your shitty-ass tunnel. It's free, confidential, and open 24 hours a day. Give a quick call, text or chat—you can always hang up, ghost them, close the chat, or tell them to take a long walk off a short pier.

Ok, so you've called, texted or chatted and decided to give suicide the green light anyway—well, that's your journey and there's a place reserved for you in Hell.

With that said, I am here to help you dumbasses do it the right way. Why? To spare you unnecessary pain, make it a little less gory, and minimize the paramedics' laughter when they find you dead from overdosing on Flintstone vitamins (it's happened).


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According to a poll conducted in 2011, Betty White is America’s most trusted celebrity. Perhaps this comes as no surprise: The beloved actress-comedienne has never let success go to her head. “You have to keep your feet on the ground and remember that this is what you’ve worked for all your life,” she wrote in her memoir. “You can’t get carried away with your image, because you know better than anyone else who the real person is.”

White’s humility is the key to her demonstrable integrity, and in turn, her trustworthiness. But these aren't virtues we are born with. They reflect the person we decide to be, and resolve to work toward year after year.
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Tips To Get Rid Of House Flies Naturally

Homemade fly traps are a cost-effective, straightforward way to fight flies, although the effect can vary. Here are some tips to get rid of this problem.

If there are large garbage bins in the home, this is the time to downgrade to shorter ones — especially during flu season. It will lead you to get the trash out frequently and reduce the number of flies attracted to that trash. When you have a heavy fly infestation in the laundry room or kitchen, you could move the garbage bins outside solely during the fly season.

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Is 2022 Our Last Chance to Save America? | Victor Davis Hanson | The Glenn Beck Podcast | Ep 105

Do you know where your water comes from? Renowned historian and conservative commentator Victor Davis Hanson gets his water from a well on his family farm. He pumps it himself. And he believes that’s what more Americans need — to be grounded and stop taking so much for granted.

 Hanson joins Glenn to point out that this needs to happen soon, because as he describes in his new article, “The 10 Radical New Rules That Are Changing America,” things are getting … bleak. The Left is subverting the Constitution more every day. The value of the dollar is dropping. The media has fused with the radical Left.

Corporations, Hollywood, Silicon Valley are all working together to increase their power and their wokeness. And academia isn’t any better — as a senior fellow at Stanford University’s Hoover Institution, Hanson has watched for himself the deterioration of constitutional rights on campus. And as a historian, he knows how all of this usually ends — and what we must do to prevent it.


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Gee, I'm not sure you are qualified,
but thx for asking.
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John Kerry Slips, EXPOSES Biden’s INHUMANE Plot with China to Work on ‘Climate Change’

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Juror In Chauvin Trial Says ‘I Didn’t Want to Go Through the Rioting’ When Asked About ‘Guilty’ Verdict


On Tuesday, a jury found that former police officer Derek Chauvin is guilty of all charges related to the death of George Floyd. Now, a juror from the Chauvin trial shared some insight about the experience.

As the trial went on, presiding Judge Peter Cahill had mentioned that they were dangerously close to getting a mistrial.

Lisa Christensen, an alternate juror, sat down in an interview with Lou Raguse, a Kare 11 reported, providing more information about what happened in the courtroom.


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Joe Biden Sides Firmly Against Police in Shocking Admission About George Floyd Case

Prior to the guilty verdict in the Derek Chauvin case, President Joe Biden weighed in, heavily throwing his weight with progressives, not surprisingly. What was surprising was the extent to which the president was willing to entirely throw objectivity and support of law enforcement under the bus.

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