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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10500 on: February 20, 2021, 06:54:32 PM »
Make no mistake, my friends.

That's what I was told.

Lotta NO good that was.

So, on The Food Chain, who is more equipped with teeth?

Answer, or I will release the Dental Records.
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10501 on: February 20, 2021, 07:02:47 PM »
You know what! Forget Dental Records!

I'm cutting costs, corners and throats on this one.

Coming up next:

X-Rays of things in your friend's butt.

Is this what you want?
This is the destiny of this mess?


Google that shite yourselves ya bloody half-pints!

I'm focused on things I want to touch, like Earth and cardboard.
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10502 on: February 20, 2021, 07:10:20 PM »
Did I mention this in a past lifepost?

I got a box, and it's Clan
and this stuff is deffo reversed-engineered alien technology.

A regular box will go with the 4 panel fold.

These brats fold me!

It hurt, too.

Beware of the impending attack of the killer cardboard boxes.

Lord have Mercy, promo code: WHY BOTHER
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10503 on: February 20, 2021, 07:10:44 PM »


(Is coughing up blood normal for you, too
in a Low Standards T-Files kind of way....? )[font]


I'm especially intrigued about pissing blood out of my ass. That's "Special"!

Do you have to tuck your pancreas back up inside your sphincter after having a poo?

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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10504 on: February 20, 2021, 07:18:23 PM »
You know, like all of Histories' Brain & Talent Giants who have
gone before us, and got heir asses kicked in some manner,

this is one ya can't deny:

Tello is Off Center.

Center has become irrelevant & obsolete in the Teetering Universe.

Yeah, you DO have Travel Sickness.

Forget, forsake the bag.

Go for the Barrel!


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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10505 on: February 20, 2021, 07:28:07 PM »
When you hear "Chocolate"
do you think of a timeless sweet treat
or a color of house paint?
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10506 on: February 20, 2021, 07:29:53 PM »
Mud.

Stuck in it
or
it's a drywall job.
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10507 on: February 20, 2021, 07:31:30 PM »
A pack of weenies.

Detail painting roller covers.
Not lunch.
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10508 on: February 20, 2021, 07:40:50 PM »
Zud for The Spud.

Pot for your head.



Spears for Cheers.

Tribal Cannibals who don't take kindly
to High School Pep Rallies.
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10509 on: February 20, 2021, 07:43:52 PM »
Dogs in Clogs

Now that's just silly....
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10510 on: February 20, 2021, 07:48:53 PM »
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10511 on: February 20, 2021, 07:57:42 PM »
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Do you have to tuck your pancreas back up inside your sphincter after having a poo?

Naaa. Nothing like that.
I work a mean drool rag in bed.
Is that nasty?
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10512 on: February 20, 2021, 08:03:02 PM »
It depends ...

Is the drool dripping from your mouth?

I coughed up my spleen once ....that was pleasant

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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10513 on: February 20, 2021, 08:10:15 PM »
I heard passing stones is a good time
if yer into pain.


btw: drool does not drip. It drools.
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10514 on: February 20, 2021, 08:16:02 PM »
I see it now.

Emperor Biggus Dickus proclaims

"My fellow Droolers, Blighters and Countrymen....."
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10515 on: February 20, 2021, 09:06:06 PM »
I see things continue to go down the toilet......

It's just amazing how such a process can last for this long - and still see no end in sight.

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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10516 on: February 20, 2021, 09:07:36 PM »
Tello is such a master of the bizarre.



(Which hasn't changed since day 1.)

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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10517 on: February 20, 2021, 09:47:53 PM »
Master of the bators

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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10518 on: February 21, 2021, 11:33:53 AM »
Just wait until Sherry comes home
then yer really gonna get it.
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10519 on: February 21, 2021, 11:35:35 AM »
Tello is such a master of the bizarre.



(Which hasn't changed since day 1.)


I confess!
I let my drinking affect my work.
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10520 on: February 21, 2021, 11:37:18 AM »
Anyone caught posting whilst sober should be sin binned

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« Reply #10521 on: February 21, 2021, 11:38:29 AM »
There is no excuse for sobriety

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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10522 on: February 21, 2021, 11:40:25 AM »
Sobriety is almost at pandemic proportions

There is a vaccine at the bottom of every bottle of spirits

Dont be an anti vacciner  .....get a shot into you


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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10523 on: February 21, 2021, 06:18:48 PM »
That's great smee, we'll get back to that story line later.

I learned a new word, and.......

It's MOVIE NIGHT
in my Crib on The Mountain at Sherry's Chalet.

Her pick: "CAKE".

Never seen it before.

imdb has this to say:

Storyline
"The acerbic, hilarious Claire Bennett becomes fascinated by the suicide of a woman in her chronic pain support group. As she uncovers the details of Nina's suicide and develops a poignant relationship with Nina's husband, she also grapples with her own, very raw personal tragedy."

acerbic
[??s?rbik]
ADJECTIVE
(especially of a comment or style of speaking) sharp and forthright.
"his acerbic wit"
synonyms:
sharp · sarcastic · sardonic · satirical · scathing · cutting · razor-edged · incisive · penetrating · piercing · biting · stinging · searing · keen · caustic · trenchant · bitter · acrimonious · astringent · harsh · severe · devastating · abrasive · wounding · hurtful · unkind · cruel · vitriolic · virulent · mordant · venomous · waspish · poisonous · spiteful · vicious · malicious · acerb · bitchy · catty · sarky · snarky · mordacious · acidulous
archaic
technical
tasting sour or bitter.
synonyms:
sour · acid · acidic · acidulated · tart · bitter · unsweetened · sharp · acetic · acetous · vinegary · pungent · acrid · unpleasant · distasteful · acerb · acidulous

We agree, That's Me!

How are my Ratings now?


https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3442006/


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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10524 on: February 21, 2021, 06:22:01 PM »
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10525 on: February 21, 2021, 08:58:03 PM »
When that the cob devours its parallel,
Assyrian battle-buckets melt all bronze
In expectation of dead Sumer's tell,
The number "seven" being 'twixt the fronds.
"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10526 on: February 21, 2021, 09:28:35 PM »
Shakespeare ?

Another early morning Crack Head.
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« Reply #10527 on: February 21, 2021, 09:55:46 PM »
No a spearshake ....its a green drink made with milk .sssshhhhh and creme de menthe
With a dash of icecream

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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10528 on: February 22, 2021, 12:13:51 AM »
Tello, Tello, Tello, can you not tell that it's original Countessa?

I yield the crown in writing to Shakespeare, but please don't give him credit even for my writing...
"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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« Reply #10529 on: February 22, 2021, 12:31:05 AM »
He did put a ? after Shakespeare and I told him it was a spearshake

You need to excuse his stipuditty ...the whole country has frozen over ..he has brain freeze
granted it wont effect him as much as your average bear

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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10530 on: February 22, 2021, 12:35:05 AM »
Tello is no average bear.


I agree.
"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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« Reply #10531 on: February 22, 2021, 01:02:30 PM »
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10533 on: February 22, 2021, 06:08:22 PM »
Upon reviewing all things, and considered,
I conclude that all of it
is NOT enuff.

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« Reply #10534 on: February 22, 2021, 06:15:38 PM »
I got it on eBay.

Not an endorsement,
it's an Adventure Report.
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« Reply #10535 on: February 22, 2021, 06:28:27 PM »
Its going to be renamed soon

Smeebay ..... It needs to be run properly   

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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10536 on: February 22, 2021, 06:37:50 PM »
Tangent:

About that Language and Delivery System from earlier in the show....

Check out the language in the movie "Broken Arrow" (1950)




Cochise: White Painted Lady, I have old wounds.

Sonseeahray: Yes, but each scar is a mark of love for your people. The path of your people is stretched long behind you, and you are the head, and you are the heart, and you are the blood. Killer of Enemies was your father and you are his son. You will be well.


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:tello: " Man, that's some freeky shite! "
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« Reply #10537 on: February 22, 2021, 07:50:47 PM »
Its going to be renamed soon

Smeebay ..... It needs to be run properly

Meg and John dint have the Right to improperly destroy the joint!!!!

They deffo make us Yanks look like Whanx.

I hate those guys.
Kick their ass, M8!


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« Reply #10538 on: February 23, 2021, 05:52:00 PM »


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« Reply #10539 on: February 23, 2021, 06:05:12 PM »
Over 1 million of thise are you

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« Reply #10540 on: February 23, 2021, 06:40:48 PM »
Prove it.
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« Reply #10541 on: February 23, 2021, 07:00:49 PM »
The circumcisal evidence is enough to skin you

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« Reply #10542 on: February 23, 2021, 07:07:42 PM »
I'm not convinced.
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« Reply #10543 on: February 23, 2021, 08:15:07 PM »
Its the jury that are convinced ...

You are convicted ...you shot yourself in the foot there

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« Reply #10546 on: February 24, 2021, 09:28:24 AM »
A homicidal car tyre?? I dont think that movie will get any traction 

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« Reply #10547 on: February 24, 2021, 09:29:23 AM »
If they only realease one if those movies a year , its a goodyear

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« Reply #10548 on: February 24, 2021, 09:29:56 AM »
First reviews say its wheely good

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« Reply #10549 on: February 24, 2021, 09:30:18 AM »
Im going to tread lightly with it