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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10450 on: February 19, 2021, 03:43:03 PM »
For the Lawyers:

There is no conflict of interest here.

Only conflict, and that's just The World Report is.

At The Tello Files, we respect dissent.
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10451 on: February 19, 2021, 05:56:20 PM »
Kimberly RuballosBig Bear
10h  ·
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That’s one of my favorite things to watch! So cute

Jennie Meissenburg
Meghan Takahashi Meissenburg check this out for Maddox

Ron Tello Culley
This is a remake of Art Linkletter's House Party. A 1960's tv show.
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10452 on: February 19, 2021, 06:23:03 PM »
Sherry says: Good night and good luck!
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10453 on: February 19, 2021, 06:24:45 PM »
I say Good night and get lost.

Private Party, ya unnerstand....
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10454 on: February 19, 2021, 06:29:37 PM »
Ron Tello Culley > Sherry Huffman Kopack
January 24 at 8:39 AM  ·
ROOM FOR RENT
Spacious Master Bed and Bath
Kitchen, Laundry, wifi.
Parking in the front
Tello in the back.
$550/mo + security deposit.
909 555 flockyou
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10455 on: February 19, 2021, 06:45:10 PM »
Again, I must remind you,
this is Funny Pages,
not a news outlet.

Clear?

Credibility is low.
Standards are lower.

We try!
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10456 on: February 19, 2021, 06:47:48 PM »
If anybody needs something rubbed in their face,
it's you, with this:


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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10457 on: February 19, 2021, 06:53:32 PM »
I would like to share with you
the Joys of Marijuana.

Bring your Bong.

I'll explain everything.
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10458 on: February 19, 2021, 07:03:10 PM »
Sacrilege.

That's what the Elko butt-wipe newspaper said I did in a lame legal parlance.

The source was the vast amounts of Tello Threads and Posts on the OZRT.

That's a serious task; Rednecks surgically removing my soul on the Order of Dicks.

What else is on [TV]?

The Horse said "trying to figure out what Tello said Online is like trying to interpret opera via teletype.
I really like that; people smarter, trimmer and wiser than me!

Can you live in a world where all the Drummers suck?

No.

Feel me now?


Hey you see that this 210 is going on very well, smoothly and without spam. NICE!
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10459 on: February 19, 2021, 07:13:38 PM »
TIME'S UP!  playtime is over.

Back to Hell where you have a Comp pass key!
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10460 on: February 19, 2021, 07:18:52 PM »
The plot thickens
when the losers
thin out.


(The only Volunteers around here is
the blokes keeping this shite on the air and not knowing
that they are more important than Authorities,
Medical Peeps and Led Zeppelin.) Sry guys.... dark days, new shite.


https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=moby+dick%2fled+zeppelin&view=detail&mid=4B074C0A0894F135C2804B074C0A0894F135C280&FORM=VIRE0&ru=%2fsearch%3fq%3dmoby%2520dick%252Fled%2520zeppelin%26qs%3dn%26form%3dQBRE%26sp%3d-1%26pq%3dmoby%2520dick%252Fled%2520zeppelin%26sc%3d0-22%26sk%3d%26cvid%3d57E0EEEFEFC542C0892FEFB44669C429
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10461 on: February 19, 2021, 07:35:30 PM »
Yeah, I can play that
if you would
shut up and get out of my
gene pool.


Aging is not difficult.

You are!

Hippies are REAL!
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10462 on: February 19, 2021, 07:57:09 PM »
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10464 on: February 20, 2021, 01:57:54 PM »
Marc Bynum started this:

Brittany Leigh Mullican
Yes sir!

Ron Tello Culley
Not a chance.

Amy McCalla Scott
🍻🥂
Let's drink to that!

Joseph Bruder
No way you could do it haha

Joseph Bruder
Sunday bloody Mary's

Marc Boensel
Okaaaaaaaay

Ron Tello Culley
Yer gonna lose this one, Squid.

Devin Bynum
By the third day I'd have intentionally rammed my car into one of these shitty drivers xD

Ron Tello Culley
Hello Devin. Your Dad is my Best neighbor, but only in El Monte. Nice to meet you someday.

Devin Bynum
Ron Tello Culley hey Ron! Nice to meet you as well, I love my dad, he's where part of my personability came from 😃

Ron Tello Culley
And did I give him ideas? Sez I did. YIKES! 😀

Sonia Marquis
I'm in!!I'm in lol

Ron Tello Culley
I'm ducking out now. Cold Ones need tending.

Devin Bynum
Ron Tello Culley right there with ya xD
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10465 on: February 20, 2021, 02:20:35 PM »
See?

Personal History Trends, too!
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10466 on: February 20, 2021, 02:23:48 PM »
That was a meaningful conversation with Devin.

Truly, more words than I have had with my Nephew.


Not all Families suck.

Mine do.
In Teal.
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10467 on: February 20, 2021, 02:48:08 PM »
I got TV.
There's lappy in my sites.

Sherry is watching Smart Flix.

3 Video monitors in one room is either
the toys of the Middle Class...
or Blessings for the Poor....

...or a Government Facility.
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10468 on: February 20, 2021, 02:57:35 PM »
Electronics are the Opiate of The Masses.

I'm hooked!

I was there when TV had
"Standards and Practices".
And "Product Protection".

Look for them on a junkyard site.
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10469 on: February 20, 2021, 03:01:29 PM »
Johnny Carson led the charge to challenge the Broadcasting Code of Conduct.

That's what made him Great.

That's when TV went rogue.

Gotta Love pioneers then,
and question it all now.
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10470 on: February 20, 2021, 03:06:08 PM »
The MOST memorable moment was when
I believe it was Dolly Parton on the guest seat
and she had her cat on her lap.

Dolly asked JC if he wants to pet her pussy.

JC said "Sure, move the cat".

That had to be scripted.
Real Life can't be allowed on TV.
Yes, it was.

Long Live Johnny Carson!
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10471 on: February 20, 2021, 03:18:59 PM »
If I remember correctly
The Farewell JC Broadcast was the most
watched show, that night, in all of TV History.
Bigger Ratings than the Farewell episode of M*A*SH*
(More Viewers than Voters)

You look it up.
I'm watching TV.


(The Civil Responsibility and Unrest Channel)
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10472 on: February 20, 2021, 03:37:18 PM »
TV serves a purpose.

So does duct tape and a claw hammer.

All have been abused.

TV Crime Shows about Duct Tape and Claw Hammer Murders.

Full Circle.

One bad act ties into more.

Interesting, yes?

NO! It's SICK!

Have a nice day.


What are you watching?

What is watching you?
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10473 on: February 20, 2021, 03:43:17 PM »
The 1970's really flocked me up.

How am I doing now?


Just as screwed, but with added WTF!

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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10474 on: February 20, 2021, 03:46:08 PM »
The Horse Whinnies!

Sweet!

Say more, stress less.


Say something clever and nice about Sherry.
She loves Love.

Give her yours.
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10475 on: February 20, 2021, 03:52:59 PM »
Testing...  Testing...


(Just wanted to see if I could get a post in after one ONE of Tello's)

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« Reply #10476 on: February 20, 2021, 03:53:25 PM »
Win.  ;D

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« Reply #10477 on: February 20, 2021, 03:55:40 PM »
Yer not done here.
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10478 on: February 20, 2021, 04:00:55 PM »
Come on Horse, show some love for my Love.

Give her a Pony Ride.


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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10479 on: February 20, 2021, 04:04:17 PM »
The alternative is in the smileys:    :badfinger: :nhj: :foot:
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10480 on: February 20, 2021, 04:10:43 PM »
When Sherry wakes up

you will know.

I already know.
I can tell you about some of it.
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« Reply #10481 on: February 20, 2021, 04:35:47 PM »
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10482 on: February 20, 2021, 04:40:06 PM »
I hit and break things.
I am a Drummer.

You hit and break things, that's a Domestic Violence charge.
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10483 on: February 20, 2021, 04:44:16 PM »
And what about that story where I was not caught running
naked in a Montello Blizzard?

No pics, it dint happen.


There are pics, I just can't wanna find them.
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« Reply #10484 on: February 20, 2021, 05:00:36 PM »
I hold 3 things sacred.

Life.
Love.
Fluids.
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10486 on: February 20, 2021, 05:04:15 PM »
Just you wait until the Countess of Monte Tello comes along

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« Reply #10487 on: February 20, 2021, 05:19:26 PM »
Right!

*211, Babies!

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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10488 on: February 20, 2021, 05:25:28 PM »
Come on Horse, show some love for my Love.

Give her a Pony Ride.


:knightromance:

Here we go...

:horserun:
Wait... what?


:facepalm: What else should I expect posting in a Tello thread.

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« Reply #10489 on: February 20, 2021, 05:30:33 PM »
Expect nothing. Get what you get, and take it!
You should correct your punctuation flaws.


This is what happens when you cancel wheels!
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10490 on: February 20, 2021, 05:34:35 PM »
It's good to perish in a MAD world with Good Friends!

Move over, I'll drive.


I'm half-blind but I can still read the Center Line.

I drive on the Right Side of the road.
You, not so smart.
Mad Max won't save you now.
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« Reply #10491 on: February 20, 2021, 05:51:51 PM »
I bet your electricity is wired backwards, too!

I know yer Loos spin weird.
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10492 on: February 20, 2021, 05:55:20 PM »
Flippin' OZ.

Are they real anymore?

I'm fading to black,
one final day at a time.

Can I borrow your Coroner?
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« Reply #10493 on: February 20, 2021, 05:57:34 PM »
Can I smoke in The Afterlife?
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10494 on: February 20, 2021, 05:59:40 PM »
Do I really have to meet and join my dead relatives?

I rather have 40 acres and a mule.
12 No Trespassing signs and an ounce of weed.

Deal?
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« Reply #10495 on: February 20, 2021, 06:07:44 PM »
Gimme Dirt Weed.
This Hi-Tone shite is a wipe-out.

I'm NOT a lightweight.

I'm going COPD.


(Is coughing up blood normal for you, too
in a Low Standards T-Files kind of way....? )[font]


I'm especially intrigued about pissing blood out of my ass. That's "Special"!
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« Reply #10496 on: February 20, 2021, 06:23:42 PM »
So guess what I did today!

No one?

Forget it then.

I keep my secrets hidden in plain view
where the Blind live.


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« Reply #10497 on: February 20, 2021, 06:27:56 PM »
Everybody else is all gossip all the time
and why can't Space Junk fall on them?

There's plenty of it, what's the delay?
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10498 on: February 20, 2021, 06:36:25 PM »
I have lots of excuses
I can issue a suss alibi
I can tell you anything you want to hear
I can try to weasel my way out of a Line-Up pickle on my own....
or ask for a Lawyer.

Yeah, drop the L word.

It only works on TV.

Not in Nevada.

L ive & L earn.
 

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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #10499 on: February 20, 2021, 06:46:30 PM »
If I dint use a disguise in 1979,
I'd prolly be up for Parole in 2025 or something.

Yay disguises!

Small fish in a Muddy Pond.
Ya hadda be there.
I wouldda blamed you for it and split.

FU. It was Florida. Sex, drugs and risky behaviour.

I was young and needed the Adventure.
I lived to tell upon deafness in the Gallery.

That's OK.

I don't really have to care about you bots either.

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