Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 3152962 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #9200 on:** January 26, 2021, 02:16:47 PM »

Ron Tello Culley
Put together a Mime Troup and re-enact The Donner Party.

Ok, try this:
<<<<<<Smart People over here & idiots>>>>here, This is where I belong. I left a fresh 18 pack of PBR under my RV and it does not have a skirt>>>>

In case the smart people are slow on the uptake, the punch line is: All open outdoor spaces in this zip code are presently buried under 3 feet of Fresh Powder, and stacking...
dErP!

The PBR is "frosty". but hey who needs to run their freezer now?

tellomon · « **Reply #9201 on:** January 26, 2021, 02:22:51 PM »

Teri Landry Dickson
What does ISO mean? Thank you!

Cathy Brown Garcia
Teri Landry Dickson in search of

Ron Tello Culley
I'm So Overweight.

Jessica E Trevino
Teri Landry Dickson in search of— keyboard trolls are hungry today

Lynn Talmon
In 2020 during the covid times It’s actually also become a slang term meaning “isolation”. Such as “I’m so over the iso.” “The iso is killing me” 😩

Ron Tello Culley
Jessica E Trevino Yeah and whadda ya expect? We're covered in snow, hungry for July and we make shite happen by accident. I'm just a human bean...

Jessica E Trevin
Ron Tello Culley now that you say it that way 🥲 you right lol

Ron Tello Culley
It checks out, thx!

Ron Tello Culley
I don't always like to be right, but when I am....I humble myself and take a toke, and all my cares go up in smoke.

tellomon · « **Reply #9202 on:** January 26, 2021, 02:32:04 PM »

Keith Fennell
what kind of joke this is. I live in Boulder bay and every house thats rented has 3 to 5 cars every day. 2 car limit, WHAT A JOKE

Claire Horseman
Most didn’t listen anyway.🤷🏽???
Grateful for those who did, but I feel like they were the minority. 😔

Claire Horseman
I agree, Dee. 😢

Emily Brown
Luckily i live across from the one i take care of. Didn't put up with any of that crap and actually ended up evicting one group for it.

Mike Rotman
I'm still keeping it one household, 2 cars. Better for my neighbors and owners.

Kristien Leighe
i feel like this never happened lol

Helen Levy Atenza
In Boulder bay area people from out of state, 2 to 3 cars some parked in the street.

Andrew Stitt
You would have to have follow it in order to lift it.

Ramona Barnett DeMarco
Ugh. Passed a house with a long line of cars yesterday, maybe6? They never listened. They were all outside loading coolers and suitcases.

Elise Guise
Of course it’s lifted! Everything is all over now that the evil president is gone. I’ve been saying as soon as he’s in office, let’s wait and see how long it takes till all of a sudden everything’s all lifted and everything can open again! Political bullshit. I know people are dying as we have had people dying in our family on both sides but it’s all been a political bullshit ploy.

Dianne Hall
Makes the new administration better.

tellomon · « **Reply #9203 on:** January 26, 2021, 02:55:00 PM »

Ron Tello Culley > JT Trevathan
Yesterday at 3:02 PM ·
JT: Please tell the Story about Area 52 and how it got the Name. I'm fact checking and tracking down the gossip mill. This is a non-invasive procedure. Sure. — feeling satisfied.

Ron Tello Culley
Once upon a time, Ron Watson......

Ron Tello Culley
And then,....

Ron Tello Culley
So it was.

Ron Tello Culley
TOP THAT!

JT Trevathan
I'll have to get back to you on that. Way before my time out here.

Boomer Greening
Cuz he put the old satellite dish out in the field and put lights on them at night look like flying saucers (UFO)

JT Trevathan
Boomer Greening I knew that part, I thought there was a story behind the story.....

Boomer Greening
JT Trevathan mabe

Boomer Greening
Was called horse shoe flats before that

Ron Tello Culley
Hi guys, thx for the chat up. Here's what I know: Soon after I set up house in Montello, I got to be fair buddys with Roger McReynolds. One night we were smoking on the bench outside the Saddle Sore. Roger was showing me sights lights. pointed out Watson's and you know how I blurt anything to be a wise guy, and I said to him "Oh yeah, Area 52..." Roger laffed for a week and soon after the name stuck,.
All I know.

Ron Tello Culley
I dont wanna be a part of History, but TOO LATE now...🤡

tellomon · « **Reply #9204 on:** January 26, 2021, 03:37:41 PM »

At this point of posting....I am soooo tempted to elaborate on certain Key Figures/Players in this
Desert Rat Redneck Passion Play.

The topic is the Colorful Character Stories.

It's Dirty Gossip and Heroes on Horses.
(And Whores. It's Nevada, so don't act all surprised)

With guns, and the Sheriff is a Redneck, too!

No, nobody except Locals have seen THIS Movie....

I sooo wanna share that, in whole or in part,
right here,
on
The Tello Files.

I won't.

Now if you want to get serious,
send $10,000 USD in small, unmarked bills to:

Ron Tello, Nevada INC
PO Box 5602 Sugarloaf, CA 92386

And I'll send you a hand written Tell All, with links to images and documents.

Good Evening, everyone!
I got a new habitat.
Was a Travel Trailer, now it's an Igloo.

Whatever, FELAFEL U.

tellomon · « **Reply #9205 on:** January 26, 2021, 04:02:50 PM »

Life is Flocked.

Nobody is exempt.

Get used to it, girrls...

I use words images and attitudes

JUST LIKE YOU DO.

I get less fan mail than you and that's fine.

WHat I get is

AN EARFULL.

And pop another Fosters, or whatever, FELAFEL U

tellomon · « **Reply #9206 on:** January 26, 2021, 04:08:25 PM »

Artists need to be exterminated!!!

I volunteer.

Just don't let it hurt much, ok?

tellomon · « **Reply #9207 on:** January 26, 2021, 04:11:14 PM »

Trending Soon:

"FELAFEL U, whatever."

tellomon · « **Reply #9208 on:** January 26, 2021, 04:18:24 PM »

Here's something I never heard before on TV
and I shouldda invented it myself....

"You can't spell DYSFUNCTIONAL WITH OUT F U "

Clever degradation of Humanity.

It checks out.

tellomon · « **Reply #9209 on:** January 26, 2021, 04:20:48 PM »

Viewer Requests

Let's resurrect Ed Sullivan to host a new show called

"Dead Things On Live TV"

tellomon · « **Reply #9210 on:** January 26, 2021, 04:30:07 PM »

Karma: You run your mouth loud and long
it will reverberate.

The echo of noise prevails.

And it editorialiizes!

tellomon · « **Reply #9211 on:** January 26, 2021, 04:35:02 PM »

DISASTER PREPAREDNESS

Disable your phone.

Ya got enuff shite to deal with
why hear about any more?

tellomon · « **Reply #9212 on:** January 26, 2021, 04:47:32 PM »

Is there a softer side of me?

Yeah, below the belt.

tellomon · « **Reply #9213 on:** January 26, 2021, 04:49:41 PM »

God is punishing me for those adventures with Nevada Whores.

They haunt me on facebook.
That's fine. I just DONT wanna answer my door with little Rons and Rhondas calling me "Daddy".

tellomon · « **Reply #9214 on:** January 26, 2021, 05:16:23 PM »

I remember one time I had a chick in a "Spranglehold" and then....
No, wait.....
I saw that on TV.
Nevermind....

tellomon · « **Reply #9215 on:** January 26, 2021, 05:21:42 PM »

Yeah, I'm sorry about a lot of shite.

Feel free to download the list.

It includes
This
That
and Them.

All of this info is included in your $10,000 USD Joy Package donation to my ~~worthy~~ faulty cause.

tellomon · « **Reply #9216 on:** January 26, 2021, 05:47:22 PM »

I won't apologize for being
the direct descendant of
American Azzholes.

And Products of The Environment need to be recalled.

("Damaged Goods")

tellomon · « **Reply #9217 on:** January 26, 2021, 05:51:07 PM »

We all have "Crosses to bear".

Get off.

I need the wood.

tellomon · « **Reply #9218 on:** January 26, 2021, 05:53:47 PM »

Yelling only works in a burning theatre.

Excluding Pompeii.

tellomon · « **Reply #9219 on:** January 26, 2021, 05:59:17 PM »

No doubt about it
Homey be PISSED!!!!

Yelling got dissed.

tellomon · « **Reply #9220 on:** January 26, 2021, 06:02:14 PM »

If you want to have an Rational, Intelligent conversation with me
you better have the necessary skills to perform it.

tellomon · « **Reply #9221 on:** January 26, 2021, 06:11:42 PM »

Truth is not slander.
A point of view is not a Felony.
Free Speech is neither.
Opinions are like Americans....they squeek when they arrive.

And me? I'm buried under 4 feet of Fresh Powder
so yeah, my priorities are set
and peripheral clamour* is not one of them.

* clamour (noun)
a loud and confused noise, especially that of people shouting vehemently at Tello.

tellomon · « **Reply #9222 on:** January 26, 2021, 06:32:03 PM »

KILL THE ARTISTS
and all those subversive weirdos...
..me and my friends.

Let the Lawyers pull the triggers.

That's what they do, right?

Here's what happened at my Trial.
The District Attorney was firing BLANKS!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #9223 on:** January 26, 2021, 06:38:58 PM »

Good thing I'm a White Man.
That all white cracker Elko Jury couldda really rocked my world
in a most savage way...

(Don't kid yerself, even the Native American Jurors think "Status Quo"
but they still celebrate Custer's Ass Slam...!)

tellomon · « **Reply #9224 on:** January 26, 2021, 06:40:41 PM »

NOW TRENDING

FELAFEL U, whatever.....

tellomon · « **Reply #9225 on:** January 26, 2021, 07:01:48 PM »

Cindy Hewison
When the snow sticks to your shovel, a little cooking spray really helps

Kat McCargar
All I had was butter spray today...yes, still worked like a charm, but left a yellow tint in the snow 😬😂

Ken Brafman
Same with my dog Trucker.

Ron Tello Culley
Here comes the Yellow Snow jokes.....

Ron Tello Culley
2 Huskies walk into a Sled Bar....

*smee* · « **Reply #9226 on:** January 26, 2021, 07:12:52 PM »

They were feeling a little husky

tellomon · « **Reply #9227 on:** January 26, 2021, 07:16:19 PM »

Steven Michael King is in Twin Peaks, California.

Name the icicle!

Tammy Marie Egler
Witches Magic...

Sharon Sharpe
Edward (Scissorhands)

Sarah Lemler
Clarence

Ron Tello Culley
IceNado

Diane Chardon
Pointy Pete

Sharon Sharpe
E.T.

Denise Brotherton
Spike

Mimi Kruger Getter
Pointy dude

Kassie Hanford
Forky 🤣

Judith Lyon
Gorgeous, as in, if it drops, you’re dead, gorgeous!

Cynthia Jacobsen Faroux
Terminator

Julie Kenny
Shard

Wendy Keetch
Point Dexter

Franie Sanford
Splinta

Deanna Hayes
Widow maker

Janice Whittaker
Deadly Dudley.

Ron Tello Culley
SMK's Play House, without Pizza.

Ron Tello Culley
Sorry dude, yer life sucks, we know. Ya couldda done better in Arizona. It's not too late. Take me with!

Shari Smitheran Roca
Ron Tello Culley and what part of Az are you from?

Ron Tello Culley
I'm from I-10, LA to Key West and back. Never lived in AZ, yet, But it was a nice place to patronize a Truck Stop or 2 along my way.

Shari Smitheran Roca
Ron Tello Culley Az nice 👍 Only been to Florida on a plane to Jamaica 🇯🇲 mon.

Lee Seck Taylor
Crazy AZ... 🙂

Ron Tello Culley
Trust me, Friends..Florida is not a State.
It is an Alien Planet, and it's a good thing!
I lived there 2 1/2 years...time enuff to do or be damaged!
That's when Cocaine washed up onto the beaches...1980'S.

Ron Tello Culley
It was not "Beachcombing". It was called "Bailing".

Ron Tello Culley
Personally I never had that adventure. I was inland, harvesting Magic Mushrooms.

tellomon · « **Reply #9228 on:** January 26, 2021, 07:21:25 PM »

Hey! We're all Old Hippies, we're Good Friends here!
As long as the Rats don't blab...

*snipe 186*

1077616 Views

tellomon · « **Reply #9229 on:** January 26, 2021, 07:26:08 PM »

what did I say?
how did I say it?
is it true?

tellomon · « **Reply #9230 on:** January 26, 2021, 07:31:22 PM »

And who cares and why?

tellomon · « **Reply #9231 on:** January 26, 2021, 07:32:25 PM »

I saw you, smee.

Yer not loud enuff to make a difference.

VOLUME UP!

tellomon · « **Reply #9232 on:** January 26, 2021, 08:16:37 PM »

" Go ahead, tell. Good luck finding ears."

tellomon · « **Reply #9233 on:** January 26, 2021, 08:18:17 PM »

The evidence is destroyed.
My dick fell off.

tellomon · « **Reply #9234 on:** January 26, 2021, 08:21:57 PM »

Over many years I have shared with a facebook group called "So you have a Crazy Girlfriend?"

They are no help.
They're crazy, too!

They are biased and have
an agenda that duzzint
include me.

I lurk.

*smee* · « **Reply #9235 on:** January 26, 2021, 08:44:45 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on January 26, 2021, 08:18:17 PM

The evidence is destroyed.
My dick fell off.

No , it just slipped up to your forehead

tellomon · « **Reply #9236 on:** January 26, 2021, 08:47:14 PM »

If Silence is Golden, and if I maintain Radio Silence for awhile
I will be a wealthy fellow.
And smee needs his own Show.

tellomon · « **Reply #9237 on:** January 26, 2021, 08:54:54 PM »

smee and Sherry
walk into a Tello Bar......

tellomon · « **Reply #9238 on:** January 26, 2021, 08:59:12 PM »

Barkeep asks "Whaddaya have, folks?"

smee: "Gimme a Hickory Dickery Dock"

Sherry: " I'll have the same without the Hickory or the Dock".

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #9239 on:** January 26, 2021, 09:01:04 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on January 26, 2021, 08:47:14 PM

If Silence is Golden, and if I maintain Radio Silence for awhile
I will be a wealthy fellow.

"and if I maintain Radio Silence for awhile"

I just fast forwarded through 9 pages ... Did I miss anything?

tellomon · « **Reply #9240 on:** January 26, 2021, 09:03:01 PM »

Yeah, ya missed Sherry's phone calls.

Lucky you.
Any other Human Calamities we can squeeze in here??

Thx for that, Horse! I believe in you, don't let me down.
Don't let smee be your Role Model. YIKES!!! Tell a friend.

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #9241 on:** January 26, 2021, 09:11:32 PM »

Missing the sound of a water drop in the midst of the roar of crashing surf.

Sue me.

tellomon · « **Reply #9242 on:** January 26, 2021, 09:13:37 PM »

So what's it gonna be?

Continue with the unsolved and under-reported crimes of Montello
or the female problem?

I prefer to ask around about my fallen dick.

Reader's Choice Awards are next month.
Choose wisely.

And what did Brum6y say? I don't have my handy Strine translator on site.

tellomon · « **Reply #9243 on:** January 26, 2021, 09:21:42 PM »

Posting here is EZ.
What Aussies say is confounding, and I get to be awkward about it, right?

Aww, the Internet!

No,
AWWWWW! The Tello Files!!!!

All questionable content.
None of it is verified or admissible.
No Admin to take it away.

Pink is now a color again
and not a Police Action.

This could be the Three Amigoes Battle Cry if they'd show up!

tellomon · « **Reply #9244 on:** January 26, 2021, 09:44:08 PM »

See?
Where's smee to back me up on this one?

He is Roasting Drop Bear Nuts.
I understand it's a Seasonal Favorite in Australian Caravan Parks!

That's cool.
I'm still waiting delivery on
OZ Surfer Barely Legal Babe Jerky.

I told you to sell me something.

I used ...dammit...PAY PAY BUDDY, an eBay FolkAtTheWoodpile Service Company.

tellomon · « **Reply #9245 on:** January 26, 2021, 09:52:46 PM »

Did I mention that Admin won't show up,
proclaim or exert authority, crack wise,
work that Day Job, or say shite about shite,
and therefore cannot be harassed as a tangible entity?

word dispatched heretofore.

And leave smee out of it, will ya?
He did that on his own.