Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2636916 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #9250 on:** January 26, 2021, 10:18:21 PM »

Hot Desert Rat
Dating and
Ranch Review:

The worst of Paparazzi on American soil.

tellomon · « **Reply #9251 on:** January 26, 2021, 10:32:52 PM »

"There are no bad photos,
only bad photographers".

tellomon · « **Reply #9252 on:** January 26, 2021, 10:37:49 PM »

1077758 Views

tellomon · « **Reply #9253 on:** January 26, 2021, 10:42:06 PM »

Oh yeah I remember hearing one time about "Can't we all act like adults here?"

Some junk really sticks in the memory craw.

Remember this: I answered : " You first! Lead by example, not by rhetoric!"

Any wonder why I'm on America's Top 10 Government Watch Lists?

No, why?

Cuz I beat The System at their own game
and they're a sore loser cuz I
cheated better than them.

BOOM baby!!!

It's a South Park riff...

*smee* · « **Reply #9254 on:** January 26, 2021, 10:45:45 PM »

Is the govt on the look out for a replacement for Krusty on the Simpsons?

tellomon · « **Reply #9255 on:** January 26, 2021, 10:51:20 PM »

Google is your friend.

You don't post to me like that, ya hear?

Just....don't.

D O N ownt. Don't.
I said I know stuff but not what you wanna know,
and I am not obligated to tell without a subpoena all up in my grill.

Wise Man Code.

BOOM baby, part 2!

tellomon · « **Reply #9256 on:** January 26, 2021, 10:58:30 PM »

Geeez, you don't think I'm an Enemy of the State, do you?

Search me for my South Park Box Set!

tellomon · « **Reply #9257 on:** January 26, 2021, 11:05:14 PM »

Love, at the business end of a Cowboy camera:

tellomon · « **Reply #9258 on:** January 26, 2021, 11:08:03 PM »

I control nothing.
I shite my pants for sport.
I hate my life and what I've done with it.

Keep on Rocking in The Free World.

tellomon · « **Reply #9259 on:** January 26, 2021, 11:10:42 PM »

Heh-heh, I was was just kidding about my pants.

It's really Neil Young pajamas.

tellomon · « **Reply #9260 on:** January 26, 2021, 11:15:26 PM »

Why am I so popular here if nobody understands Telloese?

Is it the pictures?

Let me buy you all crayons and a world map.

Look for yourself.

I mean to say, find somebody that answers to your name.

tellomon · « **Reply #9261 on:** January 26, 2021, 11:22:14 PM »

Couple's Counselling.

We went once
then the car got a flat tire and I never fixed it.
(That's when I rode the bus to work or something stupid long ago...)

Fail.
It's a dysfunctional family tradition.

I'm not a Redneck, unless you spell it R E B E L.

tellomon · « **Reply #9262 on:** January 26, 2021, 11:26:58 PM »

Hey, FELAFEL U or whatever, FELAFEL U.

tellomon · « **Reply #9263 on:** January 26, 2021, 11:31:25 PM »

Now GIVE IT UP for
Blondes and Blunder
on Camera!

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tellomon · « **Reply #9264 on:** January 26, 2021, 11:37:21 PM »

Yeah, and let me tell ya this:

Tiresome is the order of the day when I have to chase off Tool Zombies out of my Shop.

What: Do I really need to brandish channel locks or a bench grinder to get it done?

felafel! If only they would not chew off my locks.
I gotta fix that.

tellomon · « **Reply #9265 on:** January 26, 2021, 11:51:07 PM »

I love Sherry, yes!

No, this won't do it.

I have to die from nostalgia.

(30 years of it. That's the average age of White Collar Workers and Dead Hippies of Topanga.)

tellomon · « **Reply #9266 on:** January 26, 2021, 11:57:38 PM »

The more shite Topanga layed on me,
the more beautiful I became.

And that's what you don't see
in these
Funny Pages.

tellomon · « **Reply #9267 on:** January 27, 2021, 12:00:13 AM »

felafel Steve Carlson.

tellomon · « **Reply #9268 on:** January 27, 2021, 12:06:19 AM »

Street Rat Guerilla Media Theatre
as it was intended to be!!!

Ask the Government! They collected the whole set!

tellomon · « **Reply #9269 on:** January 27, 2021, 12:11:07 AM »

I'm not in peril.
I'm in view.

They won't snipe me cuz they like my Funny.

How cool is that?

Hell, they even gave me $9000 USD to secure my immediate future in Home Grown Covert Entertainment in the digital mega marshlands in the center of your mind, ya bloody w@nkah/Yank.

tellomon · « **Reply #9270 on:** January 27, 2021, 12:18:31 AM »

Aww shite now they're breeding: Yonkahs.
Lord have Mercy!!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #9271 on:** January 27, 2021, 12:23:03 AM »

Yonkah, (NOUN)
The illegitimate Love Child of an American Dick
and an Aussie Kooze.

1000 years of Darkness rewards the lucky society to get this in their town.

AND YOOOO LIVE THERE........

tellomon · « **Reply #9272 on:** January 27, 2021, 12:27:50 AM »

How ya doin'?

tellomon · « **Reply #9273 on:** January 27, 2021, 12:31:53 AM »

I will value your INPUT
if you respect my OUTPUT.

No?

Ok.

The next knock on your door will be my people, sniping 187.

tellomon · « **Reply #9274 on:** January 27, 2021, 12:34:09 AM »

There's a lot of Real Estate here.

It's Low Rent
but the rats don't complain.

tellomon · « **Reply #9275 on:** January 27, 2021, 12:52:23 AM »

Dee Levey
Admin

😢I'm starting to see more and more posts regarding "house keepers" having Covid up here in Big Bear😢This is very concerning. STR owners and management companies need to rethink the way they are self managing and managing,and assure proper 24hr gaps between guests. There is no amount of money worth someone's health or life😢

Ron Tello Culley
Just can't go anywhere. How did I get here?

tellomon · « **Reply #9276 on:** January 27, 2021, 12:55:50 AM »

Ron Tello Culley
January 23 at 4:24 AM ·
This is NOT snow fall. It's Littering!

Ron Tello Culley
Assault and a dead battery.

Ask Evil the Squirrel.....

tellomon · « **Reply #9277 on:** January 27, 2021, 01:13:11 AM »

Dee Levey shared a link.
Admin

🐻In case anyone is interested,and hasn't figured out why even during a pandemic and mandates and lockdowns our community has had such a spike in covid cases,let me shed a Lil light on it....While our Powers that Be send out newsletters of false concern to cover their asses while they blatantly choose to go against all state mandates and lockdowns since day one....
Here's what Visit Big Bear did,(and YES our Powers that Be are fully aware of this), to CAUSE the Airbnb/VRBO explosion and resulting shitshow and spike in covid cases...
KTLA sponsorship of the weather report to promote upcoming events and activities to do in Big Bear Lake.
Billboard advertising on major highways in the Inland Empire.
Radio advertising with iHeartMedia, sponsoring the travel and weather reports in San Diego, Las Vegas and more.
HULU and other connected device advertising reaching millions of consumers with non-skippable programming.
Advertorial content in Westways magazine.
Co-op programs with Visit California and Brand USA.
Digital marketing on social platforms and Google Display Network.
Native content regularly published and promoted on BigBear.com
Read the TBID link at bigbear.com and count the number of times "overnight visitors" are mentioned. It's a damn joke how things are handled in our lovely community right under our noses while they send out newsletters of false concern to cover their own asses and hold meaningless meetings that solve nothing. 😄😄😄😄😄
You can verify all of this and more. They have been luring in "overnight visitors" during the entire pandemic. 😄😄😄😄😄

Denise Terranova
Now they have opened up,for more families to share an airnb.! this is just crazy, this covid, is never going away, at least for big bear

Ron Tello Culley
How am I supposed to follow that act?

tellomon · « **Reply #9278 on:** January 27, 2021, 01:17:53 AM »

HIPPIE NAZIS!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #9279 on:** January 27, 2021, 01:18:05 AM »

nOT THE sAME AS rEGULAR nAZIS

*smee* · « **Reply #9280 on:** January 27, 2021, 01:40:33 AM »

No more beer for you!

tellomon · « **Reply #9281 on:** January 27, 2021, 01:44:50 AM »

The plows came thru. Now there's a 5 foot berm where the trash bin is supposed to go and trash day is tomorrow. Or is it?
Might have to live with the trash until April 2022.

The Upside is I get to live with smee everyday!

And it's his Shout!

*smee* · « **Reply #9282 on:** January 27, 2021, 01:50:54 AM »

tellomon · « **Reply #9283 on:** January 27, 2021, 01:52:50 AM »

Ron Tello Culley
The plows came thru. Now there's a 5 foot berm where the trash bin is supposed to go and trash day is tomorrow. Or is it?
Might have to live with the trash until April 2022.

David Rasmussen
Yes,the first real winter challenge with the ugly big Brown cans. Will be interesting, roads skinny enough now, add in a bunch of trash cans sitting in front of the berm for some real driving fun

Ron Tello Culley
I'm having a BLAST with this action. No other place that I wanna live and die trying.

tellomon · « **Reply #9284 on:** January 27, 2021, 01:54:59 AM »

That's special, smee. Did you make that or was that your mum helping?

*smee* · « **Reply #9285 on:** January 27, 2021, 01:56:44 AM »

My mum has been dead for 20 years

tellomon · « **Reply #9286 on:** January 27, 2021, 02:01:38 AM »

Ron Tello Culley
I really work hard to avoid sleep, have no life and contribute to society via internet. My Australian M8 does not make it easy....Exhibit A:

tellomon · « **Reply #9287 on:** January 27, 2021, 02:04:18 AM »

Quote from: *smee* on January 27, 2021, 01:56:44 AM

My mum has been dead for 20 years

Mine went in 2003.

The DA declined to press charges for heartbreaking, and insubordination.

You made that meme all by yerself?

tellomon · « **Reply #9288 on:** January 27, 2021, 02:08:47 AM »

Ron Tello Culley
Gee, ya think I can get a beer run here today?

Ron Tello Culley
I know, I'll call Brittany!

Ron Tello Culley
That's only if SMK has a pizza going on, lucky Bloke!

Ron Tello Culley
I hope Brit has Cat Tracks on her car cuz she ain't getting here without them!

tellomon · « **Reply #9289 on:** January 27, 2021, 02:47:07 AM »

First, Twitter permanently banned President Donald Trump. Now, Twitter has banned Mike Lindell of MyPillow fame. Lindell, as most folks know, is one of the biggest supporters of Trump and has contributed millions of dollars to conservative and Republican causes.

https://theredalertnews.com/twitter-bans-mike-lindell-of-mypillow-fame/

tellomon · « **Reply #9290 on:** January 27, 2021, 12:32:21 PM »

A NEW Low.
Pillow Talk is now vulgar.

tellomon · « **Reply #9291 on:** January 27, 2021, 12:45:48 PM »

The way I see it
everything is turning sour
even more than before.

I mean EVERYTHING.

AIN'T LIFE GRAND?

tellomon · « **Reply #9292 on:** January 27, 2021, 01:02:36 PM »

https://thepoliticalinsider.com/report-biden-received-over-145-million-in-dark-money-campaign-cash/?utm_campaign=TPI01262021BR2&utm_source=criticalimpact&utm_medium=email&utm_content=92c64eb985bc01c2a6473c7b9fa19141&source=TPICI

tellomon · « **Reply #9293 on:** January 27, 2021, 01:40:48 PM »

Outrage is an option.

Trending.

tellomon · « **Reply #9294 on:** January 27, 2021, 01:46:34 PM »

I have always been nearly accurate on
sniffing a snow storm coming.

Yep, I pegged this one.
The Weather Channel tipped me off.

Now I'm getting a whiff of
Genocide in the air.

tellomon · « **Reply #9295 on:** January 27, 2021, 01:49:28 PM »

This is the stuff that makes the grrls run away.

Too bad.

Bliss Trending.

No future for you.

tellomon · « **Reply #9296 on:** January 27, 2021, 04:18:16 PM »

Narcissism, the wave of the future.
Destroyer of the past.

Sometimes, maybe ya just don't want
to be Certified.

tellomon · « **Reply #9297 on:** January 27, 2021, 04:31:18 PM »

I prefer not to participate.

That's why I think alone.

tellomon · « **Reply #9298 on:** January 27, 2021, 06:56:51 PM »

Lessons learned?

Who is teaching?
Check their credentials;

They could be a fake
or a Cartoon Diplomat.

tellomon · « **Reply #9299 on:** January 27, 2021, 07:05:27 PM »

Or it could be Cabin Pandemic
and Tello gone wild.

I have regerts.

Seen em on TV
so they gotta be real!

News:

Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2636916 times)