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*snipe* 174, very impressive, compared to the Lurker's sorry sites!


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Farrels, down the road from Gardunos!
Google says El Monte, I say Rosemead!

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Any fair estimate about how much it'll cost for Uber Eats to deliver to Big Bear? For that price I can open up my own Franchise! But it's WORTH IT!

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Bobs big boy too

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I heard ppl were buying up The Big Boy statue for Yard Ornaments. Myth? Or Mirth?

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History Repeats everybody.
Can I stay out of this one?
No?
Fine, see you in the Trenches...
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This would never happen in OZ.

Really?

Why?
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Lives in San Jacinto, California
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Start anywhere. Here's a good spot. Work it. Have a good time on my dime!
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That's comforting. I work hard to felafel off and I'm good at it, lol

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You know I think there is a required amount of f****** off to do in order to keep sane

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I specialize in the BIZZ...
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January 11, 2021

"Swatting" Leads To Innocent Victims


Adam M. is the CEO of Instagram and a longtime employee of the social media giant Facebook...

He is also proof that no one is safe from the crime of "swatting."

Adam was the target of an online attacker who called in a fake hostage situation at Adam’s San Francisco home.

The phone calls from the criminal led to a SWAT team responding to the home.

Thankfully, no one was hurt. But, there have been other cases where police confronted innocent victims with guns drawn.

The crime, known as "swatting," is an extremely dangerous action where bad guys sic the police on innocent people.

It’s a prank that goes way too far.

It started as a seldom-seen crime outside of the online gaming community.

But recently, the San Francisco Bay Area and Seattle have seen a sharp increase.

It’s believed this is because it’s where many wealthy tech executives live.

In fact, people have been using swatting to target Facebook employees.

To make matters worse, there are dedicated swatting forums online.

These forums are hidden from public view. But, they share private information about innocent people.

Information from the forums show that Instagram and Facebook employees are prime targets.

Lately, criminals have found ways to be more convincing when contacting police.

Cyber hackers are now focusing on home security systems as a tool to dispatch police.

They are hacking into home security systems and alerting police to an alarm at the house.

The homeowner may never know about it until the police show up.

Law enforcement is going to believe the call is real since it is coming from an alarm company.

According to the FBI, “Offenders have been using victims’ smart devices, including video and audio capable home surveillance devices, to carry out swatting attacks.”

The thing is, tracking down these internet trolls can be difficult.

So, here are a few ways to protect yourself from being a victim in the first place.

Contact the police beforehand:

If you have been threatened with swatting, or think you may become a victim contact your local police department to make a report.

Ask them if there is a way to add notes to your specified address.

This way if police dispatch types in your address they will be notified that you may be the victim of swatting.

Use a different name on social media:

If someone has your name and city where you live, it can be pretty easy to find out your address.

A simple internet search can share a lot of information.

But, to protect your identity you should use a different last name on social media, or use your middle name.

Or, if you go by a nickname consider using that.

Think of all the people who can find out your location from Instagram or Facebook tags.

All they need is a city and a name. They can put the rest of the information together.

If you use chat forums you should always use a different name.

One little comment can send another person over the edge - and you may be their prime target.

Avoid live broadcasting:

A lot of folks like to use Zoom nowadays or stream live on Facebook.

This is a great way to share information in real-time, but it can share too much information.

The problem is you can’t edit out any pictures of your family that may appear in the background.

Or you could expose a specific landmark giving your location away.

And you never know who is watching...

One little thing you say or share could upset someone watching.

The more legitimate information they give police the more likely they are to respond as if the call is real.

So, live broadcasting is perfect for criminals looking to carry out a swatting call.

You don’t need to be a celebrity or an online gamer to be "swatted."

It is enough to have your address somewhere online and to cross paths with someone crazy enough to put your life at risk.

Lastly, consider owning your home in an LLC and never putting your real name anywhere associated with your home (it’s what I do.)

Use these tips to limit your risk and to help you to stay safe.


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This would never happen in OZ.

Really?

Why?



We can only steal a certain amount of statues



We have a statue of limitations ....




No wait that's a statute of limitations ...hmmmm ok looks like we can 1/2 inch as many as we like

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Nice try Son of Blunder.
Try again and MAKE IT COUNT this time.


I have a world-wide audience here, and I recently acquired their names.

Get in the car, we're going for a SPIN!

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Two Amigoes World Tour!

"When we come knocking on your door,
that's the first thing we eliminate in our investigation... "
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Recently, I have been accused of dispatching Bullshit.

Another satisfied customer in the Market Place of Disassociation and Social Imprisonment!

Suddenly, I'm not alone anymore, but it's still crowded here in My Trailer Park.

I gotta annex the neighbour's lot.
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Steven Michael King
I still think the guy with the horns wore it best

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Dang it SMK, how the hell does anybody care what you, and I...think?
This is the Internet.
AI has more Rights than we do.
Stand by, coming up next:

"Skynet is an @zzhole and aware of it! "
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Ron Tello Culley it was a great line well delivered. it was a great movie. Of all the Pro Wrestlers who were in a movie....I prefer Piper, allthough The Rock, Hogan, and Jessie Ventura did have some good roles.....as did Andre the Giant....


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The big fight sequence was designed, rehearsed and choreographed in the back-yard of director John Carpenter's production office. The fight between Nada (Roddy Piper) and Frank (Keith David) was only supposed to last twenty seconds, but Piper and David… See More

Marc Bynum
Not far off

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Good to know ya, Squid! Stay with me. I need the Back Up!

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Confirmation confirmed!

Marc Bynum
Ron, there's your everyday bullshit, then there's this srinking pile the size of Mt Everest. I get it

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Nice. Supplement with this:
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Marc Bynum Thx for your concern, love and support, however long that'll fly. I'm good for it, like a pack of firecrackers in September!

Marc Bynum
Ron, the simile isn't lost.

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It's a miracle the Circle Houses are still standing after what we did there. Did you face Charges? I dint! Much.
(I got pinched for guns drugs knives and girls. Just Like an American Boy!)

Marc Bynum
Ron, you need to stop. I do NOT deserve those props. Think more of yourself.
There's some genius there.
I've known that for a long time. You just need to organize it ya Circle Dick !

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Yeah, I see that, and tell ya I don't wanna.
I'm hybernating until the next round of shopping comes about.
Don't worry about me yet. You'll know when I need a Jump Start out of a Pickle. Love ya Bro!
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Ron Tello Culley Ditto. Stay safe and organize, dammit.

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Feel free to visit me anytime. Bring an RV cuz there's no room at the Inn.

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Ron, understood

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EDITORIAL:

:tello: " What's GENIUS ever done for me?
Elko County put me in JAIL for it!!!
I have been on the Fed's Watch List since I was 16.
Now I have been a Political Refugee in Big Bear for the past 5 years.
Not a bad gig, it's just not big enuff for my Drums!
That's our little secret, eh?".
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smee, when you log in, know this:
I knew Marc when he was an over-developed embryo.

Suburban life.....

More than "Family".

An OBLIGATION TO BE CIVILIZED!

Worked out pretty good until disaster struck.

I can't describe that.
Too shocking.
Suffice it to say that WE survived, ok?

It's a Cedar Circle thang.....with corrupt City Government overtones and BAD COPS to boot, up yer butt!
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In America,
if there was ANY valid reason
to hate the cops.....
El Monte is the place to start!!!!

The L.A. Police Academy releases their Rookies
in El Monte, like as a dumping ground
for
Upcoming
Goose-steppers.
(All that on top of The Nazi House already in progress...)

History reveals all.

My Criminal Record there tells THAT tale, MUDDER felafelers!!!!!


YEAH I'M PISSED OFF
SO felafel YOU!!!!!!
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And welcome back to our show.
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felafel America!!!

The next cat I butcher may be yours.

Smell my Grill!


The Mouse wins!
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smee, when you log in, know this:
I knew Marc when he was an over-developed embryo.

Suburban life.....

More than "Family".

An OBLIGATION TO BE CIVILIZED!

Worked out pretty good until disaster struck.

I can't describe that.
Too shocking.
Suffice it to say that WE survived, ok?

It's a Cedar Circle thang.....with corrupt City Government overtones and BAD COPS to boot, up yer butt!


So he is not going to go all Tye Corbin on us .....or there will be chop busting

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I'm not worthy.

Marc Bynum
Ron, ideas deserve credit. Organize!

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OK ok don't push....

Marc Bynum
Ron, if.I.dont who will?

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Not Ricky. You will do fine!

Marc Bynum
You taught me much. I'm just trying to.return the favor. Step up your game. You're smarter than you think.

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I think I know I'm Dangerous in the eyes of the MAN.
Check my History. Loud and Proud; on the run not for fun.

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Marc Bynum I only taught you what you heard of me.
Who else joined that lesson? Yeah, right, see....? lol
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No, smee
none of that.

More of this.
Keep watching and stay out of El Monte.
There's nothing to see there.

Marc Bynum
Ron "You can only change the system from the inside"
Now stop before I blow it 🙂

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Woe, can't have that!
Initiating CHILL MODE. *click*
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El Monte of County Christo

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No, smee.

I'm shutting this down for the night.

Respect.


Or self-preservation.....
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Ive got a key

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Yeah and I have a rash.

See ya!
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*squeekers*   1069635 Views  :stay: ONE MILLION sixty nine Thousand six hundred and thirty five. That's all the math I know. And I can read a Tape Measure.  :bowboy:
And I can subtract 1 from 2 and live single again. I can go fishing; reel-in a Blonde with rental-car bait, courtesy of the Feuderal Government's "Oh so we put you out of work cuzza that Covid hype as planned, so have a gob of money on us" package deal.

I really like the handling, power and control of the HUMMER... taking out alley trash cans. It's sooooo So. Cal.! In TEAL!
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Yeah and I have a rash.

See ya!


Dont go making rash statements

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I clocked out.
You clock in.

"2 Clockers get 86'd from a Bar ".


Sincerely I REALLY enjoyed my session with Sir Marc of Bynum!!!

I feel the urge to appreciate Life again, no thanks to Yibs and Admin......

I think I'm gonna be ok.

So f%ck off HATERS!, just in case you are here.
Systems Check Completed.

I particularly liked transporting to 1972 with that El Monte Blast cuzz it IS REALTIME!
All I know.

You need to know this cuz I sed so. (An invitation all across the Nation, and to fine young Aussie Pussy!)

I bet most of you Morons can't even pronounce 1972,
so don't bother me with it.

I'm done here.

Coming up Next:
Something completely indifferent....
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AUSSIE PUSSY JERKY
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YANKEE SAUSAGE AND GRAVY
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Don't mind the Standards here, folks!

We have a mission 
to keep them low
so you don't have to.


felafeling Lay-about Under-Achievers.... (Takes 1 to know 1; I speak with authority on this one, too!)
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The slogan is

How lo can Tello go

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If I had my teeth I can eat my own face
and bite the hand that fed me.
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Are we running out of material yet?
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So, can we talk about that fine wild young Australian Bush?

Pix or it duzzint happen!
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I bet they CAN pronounce 1972
in their Native Tongue !

And I wouldn't know anything about it
except that it sounds good.

Now let's eat!
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Hey smee I think the one in the middle wants you!

I fancy the others as Take Out, To Go.....ya know?

Do they take Pay Pal?
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Hey smee I think the one in the middle wants you!

I fancy the others as Take Out, To Go.....ya know?

Do they take Pay Pal?


Shouldnt cost you much .......







They charge by the inch :rofl:

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Here, you watch this, I won't.

Too ugly.

Report back in Braille.

thx!

https://theredalertnews.com/trump-addresses-the-nation-after-impeachment/
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Financial Collapse

While many Americans fear financial trouble is on the horizon, most think that our government will use some new clever tactic to restore the delicate balance an make things right again.

Most are completely blind to the reality. American debt is growing exponentially; industry is “dying out” with may manufacturing facilities moving overseas; people are living beyond their means and so is our country.

Preppers predict that sooner or later this is going to catch up with us. A national financial crisis is coming and with all of the financial troubles around the world, a global crisis is not far behind, Idiots!


https://tacandsurvival.com/top-fears-of-the-survival-community/
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[Editorial] This Thread is getting a lot of traction. Thank you all for considering my Contribution to the Cause.

For my next feat, I will pull a habit out of my hat.

Cocktails anyone?
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Luckily for USA , Trumplestiltskin sorted out the cat eater from North Korea (rocketman)
or else you would all being living in your underground bunkers already, munching your way through your stash of 3000 cans of baked beans as we speak

#lets make americans scared pussies again

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[Editorial] This Thread is getting a lot of traction. Thank you all for considering my Contribution to the Cause.

For my next feat, I will pull a habit out of my hat.

Cocktails anyone?


I will supply the charcuterie with loads of roadkill jerky

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#lets make americans scared pussies again

:tello: " I must remind you to KEEP ME OUT of that fray, thankyouverymuch. "
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I will supply the charcuterie with loads of roadkill jerky

And WTF is that sposed to meen?   :troll2:
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To go with the cocktails you offered

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MY SHOUT!
Why dint you say so?

Yeah, Guzzle up ya'll.

Read the label.
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