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And that thumbs down thing is not.

What's yer point?
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I dont have a point
If our posts required there to be a "point"
We would both struggle

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This is a no stress zone.

Leave that to me.

You folks can mosey and relax in the Lounge.
Go on, make new friends!
Swap trade secrets.
Get lucky.
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Is it happy hour?

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What's the diff between that ^ pic and this v pic?

A: About 100 years.
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Is it happy hour?

Yeppers M8 and it's your shout!
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Ok ...but no karaoke ......ive seen the vid  😫

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Cheri Lynn
Hello everyone, this is a complaint and a question as to why??
We drove around the lake today. Way too crowded!!  But.....all of the no parking areas between Boulder Bay and the dam were full of cars.
PLUS, people were actually stopped in the road holding up traffic to wait for a space to open up! 
THEN on the other side by Grout Bay and the Eagles nest there were 50-75 cars parked and hoards of people all in the closed off Eagle area.
Why aren’t the Sheriffs ticketing these people?? 
I am so baffled!!

Eddie Phillips
Janet Bathurst-Bell now Janet, don’t just scratch your head, go ahead an say what your are thinking

Cheri Lynn
I’ve had a second home up here for a while now. Spend 1/3 plus of my time here. I’ve never seen it like this and it makes me sad. Big Bear use to be a quiet peaceful place, I hope that returns one day.

Christopher Costlow
Cheri it can't. After being listed as Airbnb's #1 destination in the United States and understanding how the Internet works, 4 billion people now see Big Bear Lake as a "bucket list" place to go. Ain't no comin' back from that.

Carol Pettyjohn
Christopher Costlow I have to agree and it makes me sad. I loved our old Big Bear and since summer I try not to leave home. I live on Pine Knot and it's about unbearable on weekends.

Christopher Costlow
Carol I can imagine. We moved to Big Bear Lake in 2007 and I worked for Big Bear Disposal since 2011 and have been on the streets from the dam to Division every day. It's changed. And it won't ever go back to what it was.

Ron Tello Culley
Yeah well.....let's see what goes pop when the power goes down again for no good reason. That's when the games begin, and may the best local win!


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Tim Cardinal
How ironic. I finish my FedEx route early today and it's been a nightmare ever since. coming down the mountain with all the vacationers, now I'm on the 10 freeway and it's completely shut down....?

Erica Breazile
Yikes! 10 freeway going which way

Tim Cardinal
Erica Breazile towards Fontana

Stev-Go Veloz
And they wonder why the pandemic won't go away. Wise up people California is not getting better ??

Kitty Matters MacTavish
Can't understand why "stay home" is such a problem for some people. I love it.

David Sommerlad
Yikes

Patricia L Hochschild Blackman
Staying home not going to get rid of it . People wearing the mask the right way people washing there dam hands using sanitizer the right way will get rid of it. I seen a cashier she had gloves an a mask the wall shied she takes cash puts it in the drawer then touches everything then touched her forehead then scratch her nose then went back to packaging the groceries ? All it takes is 1 virus if I had it on my hand it went on the money the gloves doesn’t kill it so for 30 min it went from me to the money to her hand to her drawer to her nose to her forehead right ?

Robert Olson Jr
Holiday traffic in SoCal? As if this is a new thing?

Rod Jones Artist
Hopefully you’ll be home safe and sound👍

Christina Chumley
Thank you and your colleagues.you guys really work your butts off?

Teri Taylor
I feel for you,😔and Appreciate, All the deliveries you must do, up here. Never convenient, I’m sure, and this time of year, extra Aweful, I’m sure. Thank you!🙏?? Be safe!💫

Irene Ennis
Thank you for your hard work

Jackie Elaine
Not fun. Sorry. Thank you for your work.

Amanda Lynne Prescott
That shite sucks so much. Ugh.

Lee O. Roman
That sucks but we appreciate you delivery drivers thank you!!

Ron Tello Culley
Say Tim, was that you at my house dropping off 40 pounds of granola and a bench vice from hell? No matter, I salute you and your good work
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I so remember not long ago around 2017 in the summer and the Ice Cream Truck came rolling around.

It dint last long after me and my crew kept shaking it down for pot, cigs, firecrackers and beer.
Some people can't deal with cultural diversity.
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Thats the mofo yes

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Hey F you too!
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So listen, everybody has problems except you.
Armed with this Divine Power and Wisdom, I command you to go forth and serve the World.

I want fries with that!
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Looks like someone dropped them on the grass

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What's wrong with this sentence, “I had a little drink.”?

When I said, "I had a little drink yesterday." I was corrected by a native speaker of English. She said that it doesn't sound natural, and suggested this sentence. "I had a little to drink." Then how about "I had some drink. or I had a little of drink."? I don't know why the first sentence is wrong. Is this wrong grammatically? Could anyone explain this, please?

It depends on what you are trying to say.

"I had a little drink" means you had one drink and it was little. "A" followed by a noun indicates one thing. "I had a little drink yesterday" is an unlikely thing to say because you probably did not have just one drink the entire day.
   If in context you were not talking about drinks in general but specifically about alcohol, it could be a valid sentence. Doctor: "Have you had any alcohol in the past month?" Patient: "Yes, I had a little drink yesterday." That is, I have had only one, little drink, and I drank that yesterday. Or if you were talking about some other specific drink. Like, "Have you tried out city's famous foobar-fruit juice?" "Oh yes, I had a little drink yesterday."

"I had a little to drink" means you may have had multiple drinks, but the total quantity was little. "I had a little to drink yesterday" would probably be used when discussing alcohol: Yes, I consumed some alcohol yesterday, but not a lot.
   It could be used of drinking fluids in general if there was some reason to discuss your total fluid intake. Like, if you were in the desert and running out of water, or you are on a diet that limits your fluid intake.

"I had a little drink"

Has always been a euphemism for

"I drank until I could barely stand"

First popularised in the song "Show me the Way to go Home" written in 1925.

I see nothing wrong with the sentence in itself, merely in the connotation.

To avoid the possible confusion, you might be wiser to actually specify
"I went out for a couple of beers last night" or
"We all went out last night, but I only had one [drink]." or
"I went out last night but only drank lemonade."
Or " I got so felafelled up that my rapist dissed me " etc.


https://ell.stackexchange.com/questions/54928/whats-wrong-with-this-sentence-i-had-a-little-drink




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Looks like someone dropped them on the grass

Some people dont deserve fries
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Negative Nancy was here. Served me a subpoena.
I ratted you out again, LOL!


"When Law fails, failure is Law."
-Chief Justice Ronald L. Tello, 1977
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You call that ratted ...its hardly even moused ....
marsupialed me out maybe

Yes ...you resemble a tit mouse

So stick that in your whiskers and twitch them

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I'll see your tit mouse and raise you
by a bridge water tip rat.
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Back atcha!
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People need to use common sense😡
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HOLCOMB VALLEY — US Forest Service firefighters have just contained a 30x30’ wildfire that escaped from an illegal and abandoned campfire in Big Bear. Please remember?? Both campfires and dispersed camping are still currently prohibited in the SBNF due to elevated fire danger. https://t.co/dFZ6Orxdu4

Eric H Prell
I was just wondering WTAF were these people thinking?

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Not a care in the world.. 😳

James Gadley
People don't care because they don't live here bullshit

Ron Tello Culley
I say we rise up with slim jims and steal their cars. Let em walk home, that'll learn em.
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and dont even try to Badger me

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I'll remember that. Oh yes, I will....

btw, I pooped on your yard.
Not sorry.
Deal widdit.
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Oh that's a Mammoth mistake

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The following content is a true story based on the things I post.

" Back in the day when things were bad, hard times was popular and the 'Hood turned to shite, I'd down a 12 pack of PBRs as a sleeping aid.

When it dint work I'd cry myself to sleep.

Those were remarkable days, March 2020. "
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Its been nearly 8 hours since ive cried myself to sleep



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Oh that's a Mammoth mistake

Oh don't be a platypussy !

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Its been nearly 8 hours since ive cried myself to sleep


You're behind schedule.

My Shout.
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Oh so you want to bring the numb nutted duck billed platypus into this ...
Well have you ever seen one of these wrestling a drop bear to the death ...

Its enough to make Steve Irwin utter the word "Crikey"

Imagine swimming in your back yard pool and one of those latches onto your genitalia
with that beak, without warning 
Let me tell you this for nothing ...it brings tears to the eyes

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How's my Strine?
Ever since Admin cut corners by disabling the audio features here, it's been a struggle.


Yes, I did. Don't cry. I brought Foster's!

Drink yer Blues away.

Share a Pint with the Drop Bears. Tellem to chill out, it's tourist season down under.... izzint it?

The Duck stays!



:duckling: " damn right ! "
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Fosters will also bring a tear to the eye

Its actually scarce in Aust , has been for decades

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The duck strays.

:duckling: " Where am I ? "
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Fosters will also bring a tear to the eye

Its actually scarce in Aust , has been for decades

Really? I get em at the local market 2 for 6 bucks USD.

Did JFK hoard the cuban cigars AND Foster's?

I can't explain it. So why bother?
I got em, you don't.
Better Oz should move here.
There's plenty of vacant real estate around here. (And itinerate politics to muck it all up!)
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Its brewed in the UK

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Am I supposed to read all that?
I like the visual aids!
Very informative.

Now I have to care. BRB
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Ok now, I'm all caring.
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So, I buried all my guns.

I was drinking and forget where.

If I can find where I buried my money, I can buy a metal detector.

Ron Tello Culley
Prepper FAIL

I couldn't make it as Grocery Bagger. Eggs and bread on the bottom did me in. I lost my job and gained a shopping cart. It's jacked up on blocks in the front yard. Trailer Park Life!


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Simple , get drunk again and you will remember ...

Why on earth people try and do stuff sober is beyond me 

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Reconsider who you are.
Reconcile that we don't belong here.

Beam us up Scotty.
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I just had to drag this little fella off a drop bears neck


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People DO live like this:

Jill Thomas Hamm
Last camping trip with my Sisters (Sisters on the Fly) group for 2020. Now to enjoy the Christmas holidays coming and then start planning those camping trips for 2021!

Ron Tello Culley
You got a good one! Rancho Power!

Jill Thomas Hamm
Ron Tello Culley yes she is. Thanks!

Ron Tello Culley
I live in my Rancho. Terminal Camping and smooth sailing so far. I'm still shopping for an entry door knob.

Beki Cubio-Torres
We need a Rancho camp in 2021.

Ron Tello Culley
Like a Rally or Jamboree?

Jill Thomas Hamm
Ron Tello Culley yes

Ron Tello Culley
It happens. It's called Burning Man, LOL

Jill Thomas Hamm
Ron Tello Culley I remember you posting that you need one. Do you have a picture of the one you need? Are they all the same? 🤷🏼???

Jill Thomas Hamm
Ron Tello Culley probably no then. Lol

Ron Tello Culley
The parts seem to be standardized. I had 5 Ranchos and the parts mix well. You got a leed on one? I really need it.

Jill Thomas Hamm
Ron Tello Culley no but I know people who have trailer parts.

Ron Tello Culley
Hook me up! Cash customer, tellem that! THX.

Jill Thomas Hamm
Ron Tello Culley I think mine is a Bargeman?? Is yours? They’re super expensive from what I’ve seen.

Ron Tello Culley
IDK

Ron Tello Culley
My best play is issuing the specs. It's a hole where the right size door knob belongs.😄

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NOTE: Image is not a Rancho. The Shasta is the better pic.
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The PO ain't what it used to be. What is?

Did I make social commentary or berate a Federally sanctioned agency?

This is sposed to be comedy. Where's this going?

Down works. That's where gravity lives.
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And how's my Ratings now?

Let's see....

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Fair to Midland.
Holidaze always gum up the works in my business.


:bigcalibre:        :santasleigh: :xmastree:       :sniper:     :mobbing:  :tello: " Come January 2nd, watch the flock out! "
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Hey, relax guy...the Santa Act is plastic and the tree is aluminium. Nothing was harmed in the making of that post. And the mob is played by the Chruch of Displacement Choir, a non-union outfit.

Killer features to follow.

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