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We'll find out. I'm shopping online for a replacement gun, the one I used in that infamous Montello incident.
Oh, Big Brother is watching us?

Better than Mom. That was trouble.
This is a walk in the toxic park.

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Ron Tello Culley
Boot Hack! Yankee Engineering! Or Criminal Cleverness? Depends on who ya ask and what they're "In for"...
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Ron Tello Culley
The Jury renders a GUILTY verdict, and that's when I move for a mistrial. I'm losing my ability to read law papers. Besides, we used them to start last weekend's bon fire. 4X4 is not just a mudder floggin' vehicle....it's the dimentions of the prison cell I heard about. dErP!

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????? ????????
My friend did this and now he is in Alcatraz
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Jeff Desrosiers
Actually it wasn't a pen that unlocked it, it was the multi tool and screwdriver, he just needed some plastic, to have the multi tool mold it to unlock it.
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Derrick Graham
I’m just curious how it looks so new do they repaint every night
i believe you bought this from the internet and removed the locking mechanism from the lock so yeah a lot of fakery just like the tennis ball
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Marie Allen
So it’s not just a pen is it?!
It’s a pen, a multi tool and a screwdriver!! And a trip to the police station in handcuffs because they would of taken your registration! DOH!!!
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Misa Rivera
a simpler way is how this great sage does it
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Alejandro Morales
😂
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Jason Pat
Misa Rivera o the twin towers
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Antey Heinviech
Khlav Kalash!
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Jonathan Montoro Cuba
Siempre q veo esos aparatos me acuerdo de los Simpson jajajaja
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Kenny Lansberry
the 33's will fit without rubbing now..
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Tim van Buren
Misa Rivera WWHD...?
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Brosh E Jimenez
Misa Rivera love’s that ep! Season 8
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Paul Birch
Misa Rivera yes Homer J the twin towers, I still think to this day that episode is the greatest of them all. But I notice since 911 we don’t see it replayed anymore ?
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Daniel Maccall
Sjaan Van Berkel Anika Van Berkel this comment😂😂
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Tôkky Figueiredo Galvao
Misa Rivera embora isso q serve pra estragar o carro ???
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Kim Rivers
Why don’t y’all just enjoy his ingenuity and skill. Suddenly you’re so law abiding.
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Candi Robinett
My question to MacGyver is where do you work? You’re always breaking into something. What’s that job title where you learn all this cool stuff? Police? Engineer? I wonder this on every video
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Robert Vivian
Candi Robinett locksmith?
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Ener Ener
Candi Robinett
Image may contain: 1 person, sitting
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Zeffry Noh
Thief
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Styles Hallow
Candi Robinett You the fed feds.. 🤔
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Eugene William White Jr.
Candi Robinett, magician
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Candi Robinett
Styles Hallow nope I’m a nosy mail carrier haha
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Raymond Baker
Candi Robinett he's just an illusionist that's all... magician of sorts... there's a few that's at this stuff...
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Ross Qui
Candi Robinett keybreaker
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Raymond Baker
Teaching us how to beat carnival games etc
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Rauza Fauzan
Thief 😋
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James Leishman
Key master
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Jus Henry
Candi he’s a YouTuber so he watches YouTube videos like the rest of us lol
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Bonijay Lee
Image may contain: text that says 'VICTORY Tap to Continue'
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Yeifri Rivera
Candi Robinett he’s asian...
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Garrett Davis
Candi Robinett Lmfao police? Yeah a cop is gonna show thousands of people how to make his job more difficult
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Henry Santander Rodriguez
Candi Robinett serrajero deve ser
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Boyet Anicagab

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Otto Chochola
Sein Beruf ist Berufseinbrecher ohne Verstand, denn es kommt noch eine Straftat dazu.
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Kristof Szilagyi
all fakes
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Stuart Manly
Candi Robinett locksmiths
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Billy Hargrove
Candi Robinett
My father was a mechanic... but I would say engineer.
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Mo Lee
Big time croock!
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????? ?????????
He just learned that thing in youtube university! 🙂
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Bruno Di Zillo
Candi Robinett fa il LADRO
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Marcel Sch?ler
A k ?emu to je dobré než dostaneš boti?ku tak si opišou SPZ atd. Jediné co stoho budeš mít tak akorát v?tší pokutu.
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Dan Myers
That's the guy from movie "Catch me if you can"
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Dan Myers
Otto Chochola what that means? Lol
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Nacho Elias
Candi Robinett Anti social-control manager
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Cris Ward
Candi Robinett locksmith
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Isam Naser
Candi Robinett well he is police retirement but he forgotten the keys that's why he know what to do
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Constantino Ramirez Gonzales
Yo usaría una amoladora portátil
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Paul P Dreckett
Styles Hallow facts I think he’s police
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Mike Garvin
He watches you tube
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Timothy J. Robertstad
Candi Robinett career criminal.
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Scott Nunan
police engineer 😂
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Izzy Flimsy
Anyone can break into a cheap Chinese replica anything.
Heck im sure you just kick the thing it would pop open
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Jimmy Phuc Nguyen
Bonijay Lee why MLBB?😂😂😂
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William Iñaguazo Macas
Candi Robinett todo es ciencia ficción. Un día se encontraba MacGyver en el carretero con la llanta baja y no sabía dónde colocar la gata hidráulica. Me decepcione
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Marcel Sterner
Candi Robinett prisoner
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Sergey Yakovlev
Candi Robinett Criminal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 If you wanna call it work
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Alex Tsang
Thief....😌
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Antoine Maurice
William Iñaguazo Macas es cierto eso brother jajajaja
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Kathleen Kelly
My husband was a locksmith. He could do amazing things.🤔👌
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Red Barlaan
Burglar
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WallyandBarb Heim
Candi Robinett I was thinking the same thing.
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Wallacetik Ferdinand Luna
I'm not an expert, but if we look for the deeper meaning of this video, we could see that I don't know the meaning of this video because in the first place I already said that I'm not an expert.
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Florita Nascimento
Wallacetik Ferdinand Luna Também não entendi foi nada 😅😂😂
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Thiago Vieira Dias
Pensava q só os brasileiros faziam esses comentários idiotas
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Dwayne Lenderman
Wallacetik Ferdinand Luna Now that is funny!
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Florita Nascimento

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Jey Peralta
nul a chier
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Finlay Paton
You got a massive screwdriver which would absolutely mash that mechanism anyway
You don’t need the pen.
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Bryan DiCocco
No it definitely wouldn’t lol those can get ran over by an 18-wheeler and be just fine. Second, taking it off is illegal you wouldn’t want to match that by adding destruction of government property.
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Zaddy Zee
Finlay Paton common sense is not common I guess 😂😂😂
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Jackie Freeman
Zaddy Zee might not want to damage it
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Hawesy
not the plastic ones of eBay tho...
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John Boyle
Finlay Paton if they break it upon removal it is destruction of property. More serious stuff than a parking ticket,and they’d have to pay for its replacement.
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JereMe Lim
He is teaching about awareness so you can prevent your car from being unclamped.
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Nunzio Petrollino
JereMe Lim sta insegnando come prendere oltre alla multa ,anche una denuncia x manomissione di attrezzature pubbliche 🤔
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Priscilla Eliana Baylor
JereMe Lim preventing it from being UNclamped? What does that mean?
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Ryan Kelly
Priscilla Eliana Baylor I think what he is getting at is some people boot their own cars to prevent theft in high crime rate areas. I've never personally seen it but I have heard of it. Kind of similar to the steering wheel club
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Mike Barker
JereMe Lim LoL yeah, sure he is.
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David Stellenberg
Very Helpful but also element of criminal activity -
Besides dont have a multitool conveniently available for illegal parking infringements
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Winter 2016 at my house. Boy, we really got dicked around with that scene. What's next? Don't wake me up--I don't wanna know.
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Hasbro, Mattel or NASA?

Hold your bet, this gets weird...


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Currently
Clear skies
Temperature: 40.6ºF
Winds: S @ 0 mph
Feels Like: 41ºF ? Humidity: 51%
Barometer: 30.239 & Steady
Dewpoint: 23.9ºF ? Wetbulb: 35.0ºF
Current UV Index: 0.0 ? Solar: 0
Rainfall Past Hour: 0.00"
Snow Storm Total: None


Ha! This is us, not you. blogger off!
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Personally, at present, I have 3 mega-issues, described in 3 easy images, picked at random from our Production Team here at The Ron Tello Studios, or whatever you wanna believe....suckers.....
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Bonus pix, just for YOU! (Not that guy over there or the m/f joker up in yer crotch, no. You.)
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Good night....or so they say...
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Follow-up on a Regular Maintenance Schedule....
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Yer high on Crack!
I'm low on Smash.

Level playing field, but yer on the bench...
I'm on the move...
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Ron Tello Culley
Anybody interested in going-in on a 50 pound block of dry ice for Halloween?
$206.50, delivered before the Big Night.
I don't need that much nor do I wanna pay that much.
Work it together!

Ron Tello Culley
I'm doing a Fog Machine.

Steve Johnson
Buy a fog machine a lot cheaper lasts for years

Ron Tello Culley
Did, thx!
https://www.guitarcenter.com/CHAUVET-DJ/Hurricane-700-Fog-Machine-1274115054164.gc?fbclid=IwAR0qa2Lg5vT29NCoOKdf8YrNsuChl7RBZ2ljwSp3b9F7VxQAz2ZMijrURMI

Garibaldi Cucinare
Why though?

Nikki Rutland
Cuz it puts off cool, spooky fog that lays low to the ground.

Garibaldi Cucinare
Nikki Rutland have you considered a fog machine, might be more affordable and i think a place in upland rents them

Nikki Rutland
I am personally doing neither, was just answering the question you posed.
When I was little my dad and neighbors would buy a bunch of dried ice and do this on Halloween. Loved it, and it didn’t put off the odd chemical smell the fog machines did. But it has been many years, the fog machines may be better now than they were back then.

Garibaldi Cucinare
Nikki Rutland its fun to use the co2 in big witches pots and use food coloring for the drinks

Nikki Rutland
That sounds awesome

Mark Steidel
https://www.smartandfinal.com/shop/?query=dry%20ice

Victor Stevenson
You can get it cheaper at Smart and final down the hill.

Ron Tello Culley
OK, ya talked me OUT of dry ice, and INTO a machine.

https://www.guitarcenter.com/CHAUVET-DJ/Hurricane-700-Fog-Machine-1274115054164.gc?fbclid=IwAR0qa2Lg5vT29NCoOKdf8YrNsuChl7RBZ2ljwSp3b9F7VxQAz2ZMijrURMI

Ron Tello Culley
If this duzzint show up by 10/31, I'll use it to blow up a snowman head. Or something...

Ron Tello Culley
This Thread has been lovely. CHEERS!
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Lisha DeRycke Hallek
Visual Storyteller

The 15 at Cajon Pass back in the day 😮

Lisha DeRycke Hallek
Even back then it was bumper to bumper traffic, lol

David Starinieri
Lisha DeRycke Hallek moves about that same speed in modern days!

Lisha DeRycke Hallek
David Starinieri right?

Eric Seaman
Alisa Seaman

Jay Frost
God damn
Thats cool

Nancy Richardson
Awesome photo!

Bob Comperini
This IS NOT the cajon pass. It’s the Ute pass in Colorado

Ginny Jorgenson
Great photo!

Daniel Ranford
This photo is currently being circulated on the internet mislabeled as the Cajon Pass, the original Route 66 in California. It is actually a photo of Ute Pass Wagon Road in Cripple Creek, Colorado circa 1875.

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Lisha DeRycke Hallek
Daniel Ranford ok thanks for letting me know. Still interesting

Lisha DeRycke Hallek
Well this is definitely the Cajon pass https://images.app.goo.gl/FVkaMEtgzHkrJgHn6
Image: El Cajon Pass — Calisphere

Daniel Ranford
Lisha DeRycke Hallek Yes but that's not the same picture nor same region nor same time period...🤦???

Lisha DeRycke Hallek
Daniel Ranford And? Good lord, did someone hire you as a fact checker. I love history and I think they're cool pics. Chill.

Danny Shinnefield
Daniel Ranford Cripple creek is awesome such a cool small mining town turn to gambling town

Daniel Ranford
https://www.historybyzim.com/.../oxen-and-wagons-travel.../
Oxen and wagons travel up Ute Pass, 1878
HISTORYBYZIM.COM

Colleen Kolleen
Daniel Ranford not saying you're wrong, but its not the same pic. This one shows a river, the other doesn't. And there's more covered wagons here than in the one she posted.

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Jane Nardini
And the trip through the Cajon pass scare the heck out of me today- I would have had the heebie - jeebies back then😫😳

Sherrie Chandler
Awesome!!

Michael Guerrero
Nothing has changed. Still a crap load of traffic even back then...

Lisha DeRycke Hallek
So, some people are saying this isn't the Cajon pass, so I'm posting another picture of the actual pass and camp Cajon https://images.app.goo.gl/vSaARhktyFb7RnzYA
Image: Camp Cajon: California's Original Welcome Station | Peeling Back ...

Jackie Elaine
Love it!!

Lisha DeRycke Hallek
This is a cool pic too
Image may contain: mountain, outdoor and nature, text that says '8:40 Google.com CAJON PASS. CAL SOUTH. R.R.'

Tricia Kelly
Definitely time to cave another road up here - ever considered it? -

Danny Shinnefield
But the thing of it is it does not look like the road going to Cripplecreek in Colorado. As I have drove that many times after the Buffalo farm turn right.

Eric Johnson
There is no creek way up Cajon Pass. That pic has been passed around for years. Fake for Cajon.

Thomas H. Keyworth
Actually, Ute Pass, Colorado.

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Image may contain: mountain, outdoor and nature, text that says '9:20 LTE 7 google.com ? PASS My Present Past Ute Pass Colorado Visit Images may be subject to copyright. Learn More Related images 1'

Danny Shinnefield
But all & all it’s a cool piece of history

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NOTICE

THE UNDERSIGNED gives notice that in consequence of the bad condition of the Cajon Toll Road, that unless the road is put in thorough repair by the 1st. day of May, the citizens living between the Point of Rocks and Lane's Crossing, they will decline to pay toll after the above date.


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I'll see your Mickey flipping the bird and raise you a Mr Sticky


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In fact im of the understanding that you request it?

  :tello:  "You understand nothing.
I don't know anything, do I?

And where is TESSA now that I need her?!!!"
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I'll see your Mickey flipping the bird and raise you a Mr Sticky


:tello: " Admin! tic tok tic tok...let's go get some beers...!"
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He actually played the Sticky GIF card.

UN flocking bee leave able.
After 16,000 months this resurfaces like a geek in the early evening. EPIC nice try.

Where's Yib?

Tessa, I'm not sorry, this one. I hate censorships passing in the night.


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Crickett Dyke
Must be a holiday weekend!! 🤣🤣

Ron Tello Culley
Busses don't have a chance to be on schedule. Devalues the DayPass! LOL...

Dave J Sanchez
Treacherous.

Ron Tello Culley
Gnarly. Did I spell that right?

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Ron Tello Culley Don't know if you spelled it right, but ya sure got it right !!😂

Ron Tello Culley
Same Loraine Conrad-Sernka I take a bow to thee, thx!
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NOW WHAT?

My call. FU! :banana:
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Mr Sticky has been in quaratine and he needed to get out to stretch his legs

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Right, all 3 of them.

Yer gonna get 'served'.
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Hear me smee: if this site gets shut down cuzza YOU...I promise to kill every fish in your sea,.
Let the suffering be mutual.

Or not at all.

Just.....DONT! alright? sit down.

I wanna hear Tessa.
 
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When I grow up,
Halloween will be a school day,
forever.
I'm still working on it!
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Hi - Young adult grandkids are asking about swimming in the lake. It's not something I do, and the only information I have is news about drownings ... Can someone give us some guidance on this? Thanks!

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At your own risk...
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Fish, cut bait or jump overboard.

My Grandpa never told me that.

I'm tellin' YOU that!!!

Times ain't changed. Fish have, and they want to eat your brains.
Or your Manager.
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Remedial Reading was essential on this one.

Win!

\o/


https://www.facebook.com/ron.t.culley/videos/10150664263807160
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If you don't like it, outlaw "Ad Lib" ya punk and punkette!

173,000,000 ResultsAny time
ad lib
[?ad ?lib]
ADVERB
without previous preparation.
"I spoke ad lib"
synonyms:
impromptu · extempore · without preparation · without rehearsal · [more]
as much and as often as desired.
"the price includes meals and drinks ad lib"
ADJECTIVE
spoken or performed without previous preparation.
"an ad-lib commentary"
occurring, used, or distributed as often as necessary or desired.
"the pigs are fed on an ad-lib basis"
VERB
speak or perform in public without previously preparing one's words.
"Charles had to ad-lib because he'd forgotten his script"
synonyms:
improvise · extemporize · speak impromptu · make it up as one goes along · [more] [Ron Tello]
NOUN
a remark or speech made without previous preparation.
"he came up with an apt ad lib"

>did a Remo Ron< verb, to do it anyways.
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:tello: "You won't find that which is not there, ya dummy!"

its all ben covered up! sector 19 ahhhhhh
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Try this, Babies: I am my own Nightmare.
And you?
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you expect us to   read all that?

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Amazon offers Posts on Audio, don't they?
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Uh-OH!
Look OUT!

Something's going ron'g here....
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:tello: " No, it's not..."



:mummy:
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Halloween; the most wonderful time of my year. Coming up...Remo Ron Presents!
(yeah, this is a Teaser. Is it working?)
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:beerontap: :jester: :vent:    " I'm so drunk I can't see the hit counter right now. B0llacks and beware to thee who should reply with the data.... "                                   :duckling:
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I know most of you good people are following my shite here, and I have no problem with fame, misfortune and/or paranoia.
My problem is...I don't remember your names.
Sign up. I'll Haunt you first!
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:tello: " When the Men In Black show up....they better be packing candy. Otherwise, I ain't going quietly. "
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See? The gig is: I have NO credibility, AND...nobody cares. Not a felony anymore, dig?

Random Historic photograph provided by the Ron Tello Studios, Big Bear, So. Cal.
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Great men of the Western World have built great structures over the Ages.


This guy BLEW THE DOORS OFF OF THEM!


Just this once, one more time, please enjoy.
Respect for the Masters of our Time.





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtYkEKKbHQU
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Hey guess what everybody!!!

I am OUT-LIVING my Heroes!   :banana: :dance: :sing: :piano: :band: :band: :leadguitar: :drum: :conduct: :duckdance: :smee!:

Now what?
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I couldnt listen to all of that

Jethro not at his best on the day of recording by the sound of it

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ok fine fine dont be dissin me goo, foo...

Nice to hear you're breathing some more.

How many Amigoes now?


:eranium:   :tello:   :smee!:                                    :ambulance:
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Jake Robbins
Ron Tello, are you OK?

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To clarify: yeah, what are ya driving at?

Ron Tello Culley
If it's a Clown Car, we can talk...

Ron Tello Culley
One better: "The Internet is a dumpster. Everybody involved is a Diver. We pick and choose what we want and log out. That's Progress, I suppose..."
   :ignore:   :mug: :badfinger:
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Hey numb nuts ...

Didya go and wave to president Trumplestiltskin when he was in Cali a coupla days ago?