Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)  (Read 1045167 times)

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Naww.
I don't get out much.
I stay in just long enuff to hob nob with you.

Politics: Pfffttt.

Let's go shopping!
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Ok ....botteshop?

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wat where?

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Do you know of this place
In Ridgecrest ....SoCal?

They need to tidy their aisles


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Listen, smee, I don't wanna brag, but....

I have enuff disposable income to buy shouts for a evening stint. You, me and the Sheilas on board,.

Send a car.

No frills.


No, dint see that on the Destruction Channel. Sorry for that. My bad.
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You know those fallen goods always go on sale at half price or less!

I am there, often as I am able.

Now I gotta bum a ride.....

Where's the car?
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The only car available has frills ...


Pick you up in the Amigo chopper ...


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I'll be waving at you from Ground Control Platinum Solar Bear HBBQ.
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That's code for all seasons are agreeable for random folly.

Discount groceries....DIBS on the anchovies and bacon!
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This looks like a Movie promo. Go with it!
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This is inside the chopper

Do try and keep it clean , pet


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No Dunny.
I'm taking the Train.
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Oh you want a chopper with a dunny

Heres one , but be warned its a sh!thouse chopper


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Dunny trips are always booked for One Way.

Where am I going?
Oh, sorry, I'm staying home.
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You R's wipe

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Right, whatever smee. I can detect yer drinking again.
Me too... Watch this:



Hey. I'm serious about my show. I need your help: set me up a boom box or better for sound fx, so long as Tyler sets me up with a loud promo CD of you guys playing the noise I need.
I got money into this. What do ya need? It's gonna be the greatest show on the block, and I also need video services.  Come on Kid wadda-ya say?



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Is this a "Lets make Tello great again" campaign?   

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Nope.
Better.
It's aboot me Halloween Show!

Thx for advertising!
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Oh Halloween

The good news is ....you wont require to buy a mask

Nothing scarier than the original face

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You don't know the half of it.

You don't know what yer yakking aboot, ya moron!

Back to you!
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Im not a mormon

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Ron Tello Culley
YARD SHOW! That's the answer for the uncertain folks. At My House in The Shoog come OCK2ber 28th, my yard show, yep!
Art, Science, Technology, Culture, Philosophy, Humanity and Halloween all COLLIDE on my yard if I can swing this without a hassle. ya know??? We Humans only do this stuff Bcuz that's what we were told to know, do and buy. And It Is Good.
Hi-Value/Low Budget:::: you'll find it all here. Double up yer Masks if yer gonna smerk, LOL*
If yer watching my show, you ain't doing yours. Wah!!!  :banana:
Let the J-Lants fill in. And leave those kids alone, Pink Floyd.
This is by no means a call to anarchy via a sacred pagan holiday...no. Try again: Trick? Or...

Remember?
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Im not a mormon

Me too.
Sinners  one and all.
My shout!
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I like sinnermon buns

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That's gay. wtf?

Go easy on the Crack!

How come nobody else posts here?

Is it a Dead Zone now????
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Im sure you know who the murderer was

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Misha?

No. Poddy?

No, Peg?

No....Yib?


Wait..what....Tessa?


No I don't know.

Not you and I!

NOT BANNED, eh?

So what's up M8?
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Dear Admin/Tessa: I'm concerned about smee. You should do so too. Watch him/

He may be Stupid.

I invoke the "No stupid postings on this site" policy.

I'm seriously.

Where are you

and what are you doing

to/for/with Yibs??
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10:02 PM
You sent

Hi Tobey! Can we work together  here?
I still love you and your clever wit. Yes?
Just get wild and post on my wall "Are you crazy now?" and then we dialog to support my claims that my Halloween gig is proper and JUST. LOL. K? I trust you to be Tobey!

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Tobey or not Tobey .....that is the question

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I bet 5 bucks USD that she loves me but won't play.
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Tobey or not Tobey .....that is the question

LOL, or not....

Unlike yourself, I actually have History with kids who GREW UP to be people just like my old ass.
This is not about skin.
This is aboot BLOOD.

And Smee (that's YOU) duzzint qualify!
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Now I suspect that I know what sick Jagoff is maliciously racking up my Hit Counter. It's not the Natives...it's YOU!!!  :smee!:


That's what I should think, but why? I don't care too much anymore.

NOT!


At screen right/stage left is my dunny, in  those days on the Phelan desert grounds.
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In the Desert, nobody warned you or me about what and who will happen.

So one day and again, there were these drifters, guests and Missionaries showing up on my scene, and, I shouldda CARDED THEM! Every bloody one of them, especially the Cops! (That's Coppers to those with a penchant for the Olde English dialect...)

Live and learn.
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And, OH! Incidently...

I don't feel oppressed any more.

Naww.

Now I'm significantly ignored.

How pretty cool/suspect is that?
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Image may contain: text that says '1:34 66% The Weather Channel Big Bear Lake, CA We... Day 40% ? N11 mph Mon 26 36° Snow showers early. Bright sunshine later. High 36F. Winds N at to 15 mph. Chance of snow 40%. Humidity 48% UV Index 50 of 10 Sunrise 7:02 am Sunset 5:59 pm 20 Today Hourly 10Day Radar Video'
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Billie Radford
That’s the symbol 🌧💧for rain. The symbol for snow is this one, 🌨??.
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Lisha DeRycke Hallek
Billie Radford yes, I know, lol. Look at Sunday night. Mixture of rain and snow
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Karen Shaddox Zoc
I remember those days. It was nice one day 80 or more and SNOW the next morning. Miss this days.
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Crickett Dyke
Our surfaces are still warm, the roads, the forest...I’d imagine it won’t stick much.
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Maria Brown
We need the moisture! Bring it!
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Karen Hanson
So far, the "storm" has very little chance of any measurable rain/snow , and SA's next week, again. 🙁
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James Carroll
Then you all will be bitching about snow, cold and people coming up.
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Matt Quinn
Can't be any worse than the BS we dealt with all summer.....ok maybe worse, because they'll be getting stuck and causing accidents
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Lisha DeRycke Hallek
I'm looking forward to the cooler temperatures
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Stephen Nicolaus
The mountain is getting ready to say welcome to all the newbs.
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Yvonne Bernal
Maybe it will be enough to completely douse the El Dorado Fire. I know it’s contained but will continue to burn until rain puts it out.
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Ron Tello Culley
Panic on the hill. Is that where we are now? Snow Boots UP!
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Ron Tello Culley
Panic on the hill. Is that where we are now? Snow Boots UP!

Jey Allen
Well, we are losing Sandy's Sports bar in two weeks, if weather starts getting cold with ice rain and snow dust, that will kill the other restaurants early, with the massive Covid surge starting already all over the USA and outdoor dining only, I fear the worst for our local eateries, on top of that our lovely governor has activated his task Force to report any violators of his restrictions under penalty of fines and immediate loss of state business license, we need a miracle

Ron Tello Culley
Revolution is an option.

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You know, if we shut down the Covid hoax, mask-makers will be shut down and then we pity them.
Nevermind  the Drummers out of a gig due to Politics as unusual...
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Ron Tello Culley
We are not alone in the Universe. I'm alone in the Greater Big Bear Metropolitan Area. Nobody gets my address right, LOL!
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Where do I Send the Christmas card?

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I don't  wanna pay into Photobucket.

I am able to BUY Photobucket.

How much?
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Drinks will spill and blood will flow.

Ain't that Capitalism?


  :groucho:   "Add a Cigar and you are IN!"
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Where do I Send the Christmas card?

Thru the usual channels.
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Post a sticky note to my face, buy me a mirror, teach me how to use it and I will get a clue.
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:tello: " Blood on the saddle, sweat in the air, somebody will go down for it all, and it ain't me, again! "

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Ron Tello Culley
Shared with Public

No. Yes. Really? Perhaps!
Halloween at the So.Cal. Tello location will POP!
I gotta keep my back in check. I'm tryin', Babies, I'm tryin'...

Ron Tello Culley
Can I take a number in the skeptics line?

Ron Tello Culley
When I go Viral, I will never have to ride the bus again. That's cuz I took your car. You gave me the keys...remember?...woot!

Ron Tello Culley
Artistic License. Yeah, it sucks, I kid you not.


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Philosophical observation:
In this New Day of Masks,
how does Facial Recognition software work now, mo-fos????
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testing...


" Life sucks for a reason. I offer clues! "
:tello:
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