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Mr Sticky is in isolation ....he has a runny hooter

Wrong!
Mr. Sticky has been banned by International Treaties that go deep and dark and dude walk away...

They are cooking up ways to exterminate the makers of faux Mr. Sticky, and confiscate his ass for interrogation and extraction of Admin Trade Secrets.

Dude, he's a dick rat!
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Im aware of that but I didnt want it to be general knowledge

Also the CIA is after him ....well part of him 


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Not on her watch!
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Oh yeah ....well this is how Benson and Staedler reacted
when Mr Sticky "performed" in their presence


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No, that's when their contacts were up for renewal.

I so want to be collared by Benson.
I'd even confess by ratting out smee.
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Dana Scully is on your case

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Seriously, would you do 15 to 25 for making a Benson lettuce and tomatoe sammich?

Only if it had cheese, I'd plead to 7 for misdemeanor insulting a police officer.

And a sentencing recommendation couldn't hurt!
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Dana Scully is on your case

No, she is not.
Your evidence is circumstantial, not enuff for a search warrant.
What are you looking for? Material?

Try again.
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Ok , I stand corrected ....this muppet is on your case


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Let me tell you why I don't watch that show.

A) The stories are nasty, total poser copycat shite from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, etc. genre's.
I like my gore in a flick, not a 60 minnit blood and dud short.

2) AJ Cook is a disappointment on so many levels.
Suffice it to say the Love Fest is OVER.

X) Thomas Gibson does act his way out of a wet paper bag, but do we have to see it on screen?
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Ok , my final offer


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SOLD!!!
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goddammit she;s such atotal bonermaker! typing with one hand..#
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Lol ...I thought that would grab you

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Keep thinking.

Now what I find fascinating is the career of Ducky David McCallum.

I first saw him in the Classic Outer Limits episode "The Sixth Finger" in 1963.
Wicked shite, man!

Media is the best cuz we are nothing.
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Is he related to Fluffy?

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Prolly not.

Is that the best ya can do?
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I wouldnt waste my best material in a ramshackle thread like this one

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Sure.
More worthy sites for you to troll would be....?
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Oh now youre making my lip quiver

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Good.
You need a shaking down.
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You cant handle the shake


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I've taken a few rides on shakedown street.
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And on how many of those rides were you busted for fare evasion?

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That's classified info.
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Dont make me subpeona the info

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Talk to my Attorneys.
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Youve tried to throw me a curly one there

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I'm throwing you a bone.
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Here , have some of this bone


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It brings a smile!
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Testing, hello?
Does this pic work?


Yeah sure does.

This is Remo Ron So.Cal. 1976.
Arroyo High School Art Club.

That's my Former Self.
Lucky pic find.

There was a lot going in those days. Like, I silk-screened the Zappa T shirt in the classroom, and
notice the text "Rob Bottin".

You wanna google him.

Ah History!! What have we made in it?
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 :tello:  " I remember that moment the pic was snapped.

I was thinking "In 50 years who's gonna care about anything?"

It's not been 50 years yet. "
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Get the bigger picture?

It's odd, sry.

That's Bottin (pronounced bo'Teen) with the face on the right.
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BONUS findpics!:
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Travis Galbraith
Neighbors I'm available the next couple days if anyone needs last minute wood stacking and pine needles and roof and rain gutters cleaned out and raked and bagged up I am available please let me know text me and I'll be there thank you and have a good day 909-693-8696

Ron Tello Culley
Hi, I don't use smart phone. I'll text you here. I need some gravel and topsoil hauled out from my back yard. Sugarloaf. Near Tyler's house. Haggle price, let's chat! PM me! thx.

Travis Galbraith
Near Tyler's house, when do you need it done?

Ron Tello Culley
Anytime after tomorrow 2PM. I'll be here. Good?

Travis Galbraith
I just need your street and address and I can be there tomorrow how many hours and what's the pay taking charge by the job

Ron Tello Culley
662 San Bernardino Ave. 1 hour you and I power it out. Worth $20 plus percs to me. It'll be fun. (I'll need a ride to Easy's)

Ron Tello Culley
Overtime? No problem!

Ron Tello Culley
Travis? Confirm pls

Travis Galbraith
I take the bus so I wouldn't be able to help you with that

Ron Tello Culley
Geez, I thot you have a truck. Darn it. Ok nevermind. The job is open other interested trucks, come back?

Ron Tello Culley
Thx anyways. Rock and Wood ON!

Renee Therese
Scott Limpus- maybe he can restock the wood in back?

Travis Galbraith
Renee Therese. I can't help scott

Ron Tello Culley
Goddammit KID! What CAN u do?
I ride the bus too.
It just doesn't go door to dump.
Do: Go Fund Me and get a truck!
Then we'll talk shop.


The last part is fictitious I can't resist Editing for shock value, cheep kicks and a summary judgement.


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The Stupidest Way To Die During A Disaster…


While most of my students know intuitively that they shouldn’t shout on the streets that they are preppers, many still ignore so many basic rules it gives me the chills.

Let me tell you this, extreme stress on the body and mind affects everybody—your closest friends and your extended family included. Ideally, prepping is kept within a single family unit. There is simply no reason to tell anyone else about your prepping efforts.

First of all, your neighbors may be a little perturbed by some of your activities, if they are noisy or in some way interfere with their property. You don’t want to get any citations, inspections, or other stressful and unnecessary home visits so keep your activities under the radar. And don’t try to build any crazy zombie apocalypse defenses around your garage door because that will only increase suspicion.

Secondly, making other people aware of your disaster preparedness efforts makes you an easy target for desperate crowds when crisis hits. Can you imagine what’ll happen when your neighbors come home from the ravaged stores empty-handed, their last-ditch efforts to provide food for their kids futile? They are going to be desperate, they are going to be hungry, possibly thirsty, stressed, shocked, maybe physically hurt. Do you think these people will let you stand in the way of them satisfying their very basic needs?

Not to mention, if a few of them get together and figure out how to get to your supplies… you could be in BIG trouble.

A lot can be said about the mob mentality to begin with, but a mob in which everyone is fighting for his or her own survival is the scariest, most merciless, most ruthless mob. Why? Because it’s natural for the have-nots to automatically blame the haves for their troubles. Because you have food and water, because you are more comfortable, because you are safer, you are the enemy. And once you become the enemy, you better be sure you have a way to protect yourself. The simplest and stupidest way to die during a national disaster situation is to get killed for your supplies.

On top of that, our President signed an executive order recently, establishing the authority of the government to confiscate whatever the government may need from individuals, no questions asked.

While some may justify this as means to keep more people alive in a disaster situation, unfortunately preppers can’t help everybody. Why should we be denied the food and supplies that we put so much time and money into purchasing, storing, and caring for?

All the while those who did not prepare get to benefit from our efforts (or at least that’s what they’ll say)… And who really believes that the supplies that are confiscated will actually be distributed? It is the natural inclination of whoever has power to hoard whatever survival means are available.

Every history book is filled with descriptions of elite vs. common folk, peasants vs. royalty, and gang lords vs. slum dwellers. And their social and economic division is usually vast. So, keep your prepping efforts to yourself and use cash to make bulk purchases or purchases of items that are clearly survival related. You don’t want to have your food taken away from you because you were an obvious prepper.

To your survival,
Richard Marshall

https://tacandsurvival.com/the-stupidest-way-to-die-during-a-disaster/
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See?
I am only bloviating about Prepping.

It makes for good current events reading.

I think it's a lost cause. So is America.

Truth be known: The Gov has been riding me since that Remo Ron adventure began.

I grow weary of it all.

So, I got nothing, I do nothing and I don't care about you, those fools over there and myself.
I welcome Marshal Law.
Kill me last, I'm rolling video.


Good Times, End Times, you know we'll all get our share
The one thing that puzzles me most is do you really care?
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Over here we throw death adders at each other , not darts
except the final when you can use drop bears ...

Steve "crikey" Irwin was practising for this event using sting rays when his life came to an abrupt holt

The supporting event is crocodile wrestling
Its an interesting sport in that today's losers
are tomorrows crocodile sh!t

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I did Lawn Booze and Guns.

Not much fan fare there.

How Fake can FAKE be, without adult supervision?
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CrocSh!t Jerky!

Work it!
I just devoured a half pound of Roo Jerky in the last 3 days, and I'm not feeling jumpy. Nice.
See, oz IS good for something after all....
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Oh wait...there's this:

Down Under Wonders: The 10 Highest Paid Australian Actors in Hollywood


Hollywood attracts performers from all across the globe. Here are the ten best-paid Australian celebrities!

BY KATY WILKINS
JUN 10, 2019


https://www.therichest.com/pop-culture/actors-australian-highest-paid-hollywood/

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The multi-talented Hugh Jackman is the greatest showman. Or, rather, the highest paid Australian actor in Hollywood!
Boy, is Mel Gibson pissed. felafel him!

Jackman is notable for his multi-faceted career and his ability to play iconic roles like Wolverine in the X-Men series. In addition to action-packed films, Jackman shines in romantic comedies, dramas, and even musicals. He has also taken home a Grammy and a Golden Globe for his work in Les Miserables, a Tony for The Boy From Oz, a Tello Award for Drumming Underachievement and an Emmy for hosting the Tony Awards.

:tello: "And he played drums in this video and I think it's stupid.
All I know is I play a Full Kit...."


https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=does+Hugh+Jackman+play+drums%3f&docid=608053024625003228&mid=E4BCD14D140B9D34998DE4BCD14D140B9D34998D&view=detail&FORM=VIRE
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Full Kit:

https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150267418482160&type=3

$75,000.00 to buy. 3 months to build. 5 years of dust. 3 years of doubt. 6 hours to clear the stage. 0 bids.
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Wot about the Hensworth Bro's they must be up there amongst the $$$$$$$$$

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I don't care. That's WHAT aboot....

Moreover I don't know and I'm unqualified to comment in Teal.


And once again as usual nobody will grasp the concept of awesome drums.

Humans are very disappointing, aren't you?
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HOLD IT!

Perhaps the species can be redeemed.

Let's checkout my Ratings!


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" All my Heroes are gone
and their figures cast in lead;
From the fountains at their feet
to the
birdsh!t on their heads;
And I can't help but wonder
as they lay six feet under
did they die for me
or
did they
even
care? "
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Courtney Norris
December 1 at 9:46 AM  ·
Does anyone know or believe there will be Santa photos this year up here?


Kyle R Grover
No the city council doesn't give a crap about the people. Only the visitors.

Ron Tello Culley
Sack the council! They don't serve us, disserve them! It's the Season of Giving....walking papers!


Courtney Norris
Kyle R Grover no surprise there. Well, an opportunity maybe for the community to get creative 🎅🏼

Rebecca Jo Gaines
Kyle R Grover amen

April Bennett
Yes, I seen something for Santa photos at Grateful Heart Animal Sanctuary

Rebecca Jo Gaines
This town doesn't give a crap about locals

Joel Mccrudden
No

Jeff White
No photo's with Santa this year. At his age if he gets covid it could be a death sentence.....

Carol Wenker
Jeff White 😂😂

Ramona Barnett DeMarco
There is a beautiful tree in the village you can take photos by with your little one. Don’t listen to the negative. Have a wonderful day.

Courtney Norris
Ramona Barnett DeMarco absolutely! We will figure something out 😊

Sheila Lind
I believe at the Grateful Heart Animal Sanctuary Art show!!!

Janice Worley
Check out grateful heart animal sanctuary, they are having Santa this year.

Ron Tello Culley
Photo shop is an option. Who's gonna know?

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