Good evening to all the newcomers....I am one of your friendly moderators....
![Angelic :angel:](http://www.ozroundtable.com/Smileys/classic/angelic.gif)
Put your feet up and grab one of these
![Coffee Cup :coffeecup:](http://www.ozroundtable.com/Smileys/classic/coffee-cup.png)
Feel free to help yourself to some of this:
![Cheese :cheese:](http://www.ozroundtable.com/Smileys/classic/cheese.png)
and this.....
![Chocolate :choc:](http://www.ozroundtable.com/Smileys/classic/chocolate.gif)
And if you're really lucky, Countess might shower you in this:
![Chocolate Dipped :chocdip:](http://www.ozroundtable.com/Smileys/classic/chocolate_dipped.gif)
But there's none of this:
![Spam :spam:](http://www.ozroundtable.com/Smileys/classic/spam.gif)
Or this....(unless it's a legitimate snipe)
![Snipe :snipe:](http://www.ozroundtable.com/Smileys/classic/snipe.gif)
You can do this if you must....
![Professor :professor:](http://www.ozroundtable.com/Smileys/classic/professor.gif)
:violin:
![Blah blah blah :blah:](http://www.ozroundtable.com/Smileys/classic/blah-blah.gif)
But it may lead to this:
![Snipe :snipe:](http://www.ozroundtable.com/Smileys/classic/snipe.gif)
or alternatively this:
Now if you're thinking moderators are like the ones over yonder...
![Pigs might fly :pigsfly:](http://www.ozroundtable.com/Smileys/classic/pigsfly.gif)
We're fair and moderate...
![Angelic :angel:](http://www.ozroundtable.com/Smileys/classic/angelic.gif)
but go ahead if you must and do this: Often:
![Praise :praise:](http://www.ozroundtable.com/Smileys/classic/praise.gif)
If anything alarms you at any time, just give the signal and we'll be there.... :alert:
Try to do this as often as possible:
![:rofl:](http://www.ozroundtable.com/Smileys/classic/roflmao.gif)
or this
![banana :banana:](http://www.ozroundtable.com/Smileys/classic/banana.gif)
But a word of Warning..... be polite if you are going to do this:
![Hijacked thread :hijack:](http://www.ozroundtable.com/Smileys/classic/hijak.gif)
at least say
![Please? Please please? :please:](http://www.ozroundtable.com/Smileys/classic/please.gif)
And if you tell jokes, expect to be rated:
![Perfect score - 10 :10:](http://www.ozroundtable.com/Smileys/classic/perfect10.gif)
![thumbs2 :t2:](http://www.ozroundtable.com/Smileys/classic/thumbs2.gif)
This has been an ozrt community service announcement...
![Thank you :thanks:](http://www.ozroundtable.com/Smileys/classic/thankyou.gif)