Author Topic: ++++ WHATS UP WITH THE UK BOARD ++++ (Read 677990 times)

tommy.irene · « **Reply #1100 on:** October 18, 2009, 07:21:13 PM »

SNIPE 1100

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #1101 on:** October 18, 2009, 08:19:36 PM »

Hey, ya found ya hat!!!

Where'd ya find it????

tommy.irene · « **Reply #1102 on:** October 19, 2009, 06:27:31 PM »

Countessa had it ..Fluffy

*CountessA* · « **Reply #1103 on:** October 19, 2009, 08:12:27 PM »

This is me, denying I ever had Tommy's hat.

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #1104 on:** October 20, 2009, 12:07:39 AM »

Well you'd have to admit Tommy that your lovely hat goes with her mask so very nicely!!!!

*Ubbie Max* · « **Reply #1105 on:** October 20, 2009, 08:26:50 AM »

No doubt about it Tommy. it's a pretty nifty hat. It would look good on my melon when I'm shooting arrows.

tommy.irene · « **Reply #1106 on:** October 20, 2009, 07:16:53 PM »

Your not getting my hat Ubbrd.... :archer:

*Yibida* · « **Reply #1107 on:** October 20, 2009, 11:10:47 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #1108 on:** October 20, 2009, 11:12:53 PM »

Quote from: Yibida - Batteries not included. on October 20, 2009, 11:10:47 PM

You are!

*smee* · « **Reply #1109 on:** October 20, 2009, 11:17:54 PM »

crissed as a picket ?

*Yibida* · « **Reply #1110 on:** October 20, 2009, 11:18:20 PM »

*Ubbie Max* · « **Reply #1111 on:** October 20, 2009, 11:20:34 PM »

Hey Tello. Is that a vampire pig? Check the teeth.

tellomon · « **Reply #1112 on:** October 20, 2009, 11:26:21 PM »

tommy.irene · « **Reply #1113 on:** October 22, 2009, 07:09:22 PM »

ubbrd got the 1111 snipe

:archer:

tommy.irene · « **Reply #1114 on:** October 23, 2009, 07:02:30 PM »

It's Saint Patrick's day and an armed hooded robber bursts into the Bank of Ireland and forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door with the loot one brave Irish customer grabs the hood and pulls it off revealing the robber's face.

The Robber Shoots the Guy Without Hesitation!

He then looks around the bank to see if anyone else has seen him. One of the tellers is looking straight at him and the robber walks over and calmly shoots him also.

Everyone by now is very scared and looking down at the floor.

Did anyone else see my face?' screams the robber.

There is a few moments of silence then one elderly Irish gent, looking down, tentatively raises his hand and says, 'I think me wife may have caught a glimpse

*Yibida* · « **Reply #1115 on:** October 24, 2009, 04:14:08 PM »

tommy.irene · « **Reply #1116 on:** October 24, 2009, 06:55:21 PM »

Heavy rain today

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #1117 on:** October 24, 2009, 10:12:56 PM »

Hello Tommy.

Nice and sunny today here in Melbourne.

tommy.irene · « **Reply #1118 on:** October 25, 2009, 08:01:20 PM »

Another new day

*CountessA* · « **Reply #1119 on:** October 25, 2009, 08:36:34 PM »

It was so warm today in Melbourne, Tommy, that I thought with dismay about the summer to come.

Fluffy, do you get the feeling we're in for an absolutely ghastly summer, fire-wise? I'm hoping and praying it won't be as I fear.

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #1120 on:** October 26, 2009, 01:15:35 AM »

Yes, Tessa I do fear it will be a long hot summer. I am hoping that the rain we have had continues so fire prone areas aren't tinder dry.

*Hello Tommy*

tommy.irene · « **Reply #1121 on:** October 26, 2009, 07:36:01 PM »

Hi Fluffy & Countessa

*CountessA* · « **Reply #1122 on:** October 27, 2009, 08:10:32 AM »

Oh dear... I've got a function to attend on Saturday, and I had planned on dressing in my Elizabethan costume, but it is almost certainly going to be WARM!

Hello, Fluffy, Tommy, and of course posters-of-days-ago, Yib, Ubbrd, Tello, Smee and others (but if your name didn't come up in the last page of posters, you're not specifically mentioned, so there!).

tommy.irene · « **Reply #1123 on:** October 27, 2009, 07:51:12 PM »

Goodmorning all you nice people

tommy.irene · « **Reply #1124 on:** October 28, 2009, 07:07:32 PM »

The sun is shining today

tommy.irene · « **Reply #1125 on:** October 29, 2009, 08:23:49 PM »

I first met O'Reilly when I was in St Peter's Hospital, Chertsey, England. He was in the same ward as me and was lying, quite still, in the bed next to me when I awoke early on that Friday morning.

I was taken aback because he was swathed in bandages from head to toe, with just two little slits for his eyes and this made it difficult to engage him in conversation.

However, later that same day, his best friend, Dermot Callaghan, came in to visit O'Reilly and I listened in to their conversation which went as follows:

'What happened to you?' asked Callaghan.

'I staggered out of The Invincible pub, in Shepperton Road, and a lorry hit me a glancing blow and knocked me through the Co-op's plate glass window,' mumbled O'Reilly.'

'Begorrah,' exclaimed Callaghan in his broad Munster accent, 'It's a good job you were wearing all those bandages or you'd have been cut to ribbons

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #1126 on:** October 29, 2009, 11:33:11 PM »

Good evening Tommy

tommy.irene · « **Reply #1127 on:** October 30, 2009, 06:06:01 PM »

Hi Fluffy Duck

*CountessA* · « **Reply #1128 on:** October 30, 2009, 10:04:53 PM »

At least the UK board has been behaving itself of late. It's slow, and gluggy, but those are things to which we're accustomed...

tommy.irene · « **Reply #1129 on:** October 30, 2009, 11:52:39 PM »

Hi Countessa thats because there is nice people here....

tommy.irene · « **Reply #1130 on:** October 31, 2009, 07:49:00 PM »

Another new day and the sun is shining

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #1131 on:** October 31, 2009, 10:39:41 PM »

There's thunderstorms and rain here Tommy.

*Yibida* · « **Reply #1132 on:** October 31, 2009, 10:44:55 PM »

Fluff you must have copped the ones that came through my place an hour ago.....

tommy.irene · « **Reply #1133 on:** November 01, 2009, 07:38:31 PM »

WE got heavy rain now [fluffy sent it]

*CountessA* · « **Reply #1134 on:** November 01, 2009, 10:14:32 PM »

Fluffy doesn't realise that those cute little yellow gift boxes of "A little bit of Melbourne" she sends around the world are the cause of all the climate problems.

tommy.irene · « **Reply #1135 on:** November 02, 2009, 08:26:00 PM »

Its still raining

*CountessA* · « **Reply #1136 on:** November 02, 2009, 08:29:14 PM »

FLUFFY! What hast thou wrought? See how you're deluging poor Tommy?

tellomon · « **Reply #1137 on:** November 02, 2009, 08:31:56 PM »

MAD DUCK!

Run for it!!!

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #1138 on:** November 02, 2009, 10:29:16 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on November 02, 2009, 08:31:56 PM

MAD DUCK!

Run for it!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #1139 on:** November 02, 2009, 10:38:11 PM »

MAD DUCK!

Run for it!!!

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #1140 on:** November 02, 2009, 10:41:18 PM »

tommy.irene · « **Reply #1141 on:** November 03, 2009, 07:59:13 PM »

Leave the little Duck alone..you Bully..here Fluffy this is for you..

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #1142 on:** November 03, 2009, 08:04:08 PM »

*Thanks for the choccie Tommy*

tommy.irene · « **Reply #1143 on:** November 04, 2009, 07:53:36 PM »

GULF WAR HERO

It was the end of the Gulf War. The Arabs stared over at the oil fields and watched them burning. Day and night the flames roared into the sky. The Arabs pondered on how they were going to put out the fires when one Arab suggested that they ring 'Red Adare'. Red Adare was contacted but informed the Arabs that he was busy for the next six months. Red Adare told the Arabs that they should ring his cousin Paddy O Dare from Co Mayo in Ireland.

The Arab got on the phone and contacted Paddy. The Arab explained the problem with the Oil Fields to Paddy and asked if he could help. Paddy Replied: "No Problem." The Arab asked him how quick he could get there and how much would it cost?. Paddy Replied: "I can be there in 10 Hours and it'll cost ya' $10,000. "Great"; said the Arab and hung up the phone.

The Arabs waited in the desert, still watching the flames shooting into the sky, when all of a sudden an open top truck with four Red haired Paddys comes roaring over the sand dunes and head straight into the oil field. The Arabs shouted to no avail, and the truck drove straight into one of the burning rigs. They jumped out, took off their denim jackets and proceeded to beat the fire out with them. The Arabs watched with amazement and two days later the oil rig fire was out. The four Paddys walked to the Arabs and one said...."Jazus..that was rough!"

The Arab, while writing the check for $10,000, said to Paddy; "And what are you going to buy with all this money?. "Paddy Replied: "Well, the first thing I going to buy a set of brakes for that truck!"