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"Take the shot".

    It ain't much but it's all we got.

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Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #100 on: January 23, 2023, 12:44:55 AM »
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Are we there again yet?
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Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #101 on: January 23, 2023, 09:22:00 AM »
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"TOTAL diversion from my posts.

Click IGNORE."
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Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #102 on: January 23, 2023, 11:14:27 AM »
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Are we there again yet?
I dont know about christmas but there were/are easter buns in the shops
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Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #103 on: Today at 01:48:39 AM »
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This is endless.

Take a seat.
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Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #104 on: Today at 05:48:55 AM »
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If it's endless, you don't need a seat.

End... (as in rear)... seat?
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Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas
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Sounds like a catchy premise for a TV soap.
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Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #106 on: Today at 11:46:25 AM »
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I dont use soap on my tv

Spray and wipe or similar works better
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Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #107 on: Today at 07:57:31 PM »
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You Blokes (and the Sheila) are so flocking crazy, you don't need me around here.
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Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #108 on: Today at 08:00:05 PM »
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What does it mean to be called Sheila?
Sheila (alternatively spelled Shelagh and Sheelagh) is a common feminine given name, derived from the Irish name Síle, which is believed to be a Gaelic form of the Latin name Caelia, the feminine form of the Roman clan name Caelius, meaning 'heavenly'.

[tellomon]

Yes children, it's true.

This really is some creepy flocking shite.

[tellomon]

https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_Catchphrases

[tellomon]

Weddings come and go.

Divorce is forever.

[*smee*]

I think they just want the honeymoon with Smee

Cant blame them , they are only human

[tellomon]

yeah yeah smee whatever...

Ron Tello Culley
If my account here is restricted, how come I still post?

Ron Tello Culley
fb jail break!

Ron Tello Culley
I made a bad post. Where's the punishment for it? Not here.

Stephen West
You're a fugitive.. Stay off my page!

Ron Tello Culley
F you, Steve. Love ya Bro!

Stephen West
I was never here....

Ron Tello Culley
That's why nobody cares about you.

Stephen West
I know. sad and lonely

Ron Tello Culley
I used to admire you. What was I thinking?

Ron Tello Culley
Come back to me. I need your help. Back Up in a pinch, What do ya say?

Ron Tello Culley
Uh Oh, we're losing him...

Stephen West
Shh.. not so loud.

Ron Tello Culley
K

Ron Tello Culley
Somebody here is a Legend, and I won't say who.

[tellomon]

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That's a really big number but I can't pronounce it.


""Flocking BOTS".

[tellomon]

  I'm here to help.

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One Million, Eight Hundred and Fifty Thousand, Seven Hundred and Eighty Five.

Repeat.

One Million, Eight Hundred and Fifty Thousand, Seven Hundred and Eighty Five.

There you go....

[tellomon]

You can read about me in the Funny Pages tomorrow
after I Laff At You today.

-Ron Tello aka Rontello, and
The Artist Formerly Known As Remo Ron -- So. Cal
and Central Florida.

THIS WEBSITE IS COMMERCIAL-FREE
You owe us money.

[tellomon]

And there's this:

[tellomon]

If I can't make this stop, who will?

Not you.

You suck, remember?

[tellomon]

Yes, as a matter of fact...I AM living the Legend.

Did I spell that right?

[tellomon]

m86thecat@yahoo.com

One Free Prize in every Specially Marked Package
of Sugar Frosted Tello Flakes.

[tellomon]

smee...

don't start.

Way ahead of you, Buddy.

Be advised, and buggah orf.....

[tellomon]

I wish Roo would return.

To me. 

[tellomon]

She told me I could crash on her sofa, in the garage, next to the meat lockers full of smee jerky.

Man, I really blew it, passing on that opportunity.

[tellomon]

For $49.95, I will go look for the T and A pics she sent me 1000 years ago.

Order now!

PLEEZA/MasterCharge/PlayFoul/CrashCredit/Ass Bank

[tellomon]

I gotta admit, "Ass Bank" is pretty flocking funny.

Me for the next 1000 hours------> 

[tellomon]

Smee, take it away.... 

[tellomon]

Post, smee.
You could be sited for insubordination. That will reflect negatively on your Permanent Record, and I guarantee your Parents will NOT be pleased.

Post?

[tellomon]

Coming up next:

Christians Gone Wild

(The one where the Lions win.)

[tellomon]

COMING SOON

The Hitler -- Kurt Wadsworth
Drag Connection

[tellomon]

And after that:

The Shack Lady-Ron Tello Conspiracy

"Flocking you with our pants on."

You will like it!

[tellomon]

We are the Adults
in the room.

Playtime is over.
Now we work.

https://youtu.be/nu6tFOd4iyQ?t=19557

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A few survival myths we should
get rid of

After more than ten years of being in the prepping and bushcrafting “business,” I can honestly say that I’ve heard it all since almost everyone I’ve met so far wanted to share their stories and experiences in the field. Unfortunately, a lot of people are spreading misinformation when repeating the same myths over and over again.

There are many myths surrounding us, and the survival world has its fair share. We grow up with some of these myths willingly, like the one with the fat guy dressed in a red suit going down the chimney every December 24, while others we learn from movies and our fellow peers.

The problem is that most of these myths could lead to drastic outcomes, and people rarely bother checking the reality and facts behind them. Let’s look at some of these myths.

https://www.survivopedia.com/a-few-survival-myths-we-should-get-rid-of/?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=content012423&utm_content=linktext

[tellomon]

: show

Never go camping with smee.

[tellomon]

TelloVision

Tello Rising.
When he falls, every one of

you mouther fockers are going with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RL4qF1oR0mo&t=21678s

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This thread ....

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1241951906704891?fs=e&s=cl

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Never a wasted moment with smee.

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Free Speech Win: California Judge Strikes DOWN This Controversial 'Doctor Muzzling' Law

In a major victory for free speech and individual rights, a California judge has issued a preliminary injunction against a controversial new law aimed at combating COVID-19 misinformation.

The law, known as AB 2098, would have allowed the California Medical Board to discipline doctors who spread false or misleading information about the virus.

Critics of the law have argued that it would have a chilling effect on free speech, effectively muzzling doctors and other medical professionals who may have dissenting views on the virus and its treatment. In a statement, the judge said that the law "raises serious First Amendment concerns" and that there was a "likelihood of success" in the plaintiffs' case against it.

https://www.blabber.buzz/conservative-news/1046141-free-speech-win-california-judge-strikes-down-this-controversial-doctor-muzzling-law?utm_source=c-alrt&utm_medium=c-alrt-email&utm_term=c-alrt-Yahoo&utm_content=5JU3jfFrZE5j9tE3K__JTg8Y-Yfg_C5i17mhxkffBapQ.A

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Project Veritas Reporter Exposes the True Danger of Pfizer Director Admitting to Big Pharma Engineered Pandemic [VIDEO]

"...revealing dirty secrets of the pharmaceutical industry."

JANUARY 27, 2023

https://www.redvoicemedia.com/2023/01/project-veritas-reporter-exposes-the-true-danger-of-pfizer-director-admitting-to-big-pharma-engineered-pandemic-video/?utm_source=daily-email&utm_medium=email

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Pfizer Pleased To Announce Their New Vaccine 90% Effective Against New Virus They Created

NEW YORK, NY — Pfizer Inc. dropped their new COVID variant and accompanying vaccine Thursday at midnight, much to the delight of CDC officials. The new vaccine is reportedly shown to be 90% effective against the COVID variant Pfizer created in their lab.

"First there was the dream, now there is reality," said Pfizer CEO Albert "Dirty Berty" Bourla from his planet-orbiting space fortress. "They said it couldn't be done — that it was unethical — but we showed them!"

He elaborated, "A new variant is scary. That's why we wanted to make sure the vaccine was ready to go right away. We had a lot of experience from causing myocarditis and then treating it, which was a big help."

Pfizer scientists have been working double time to get both products ready for simultaneous release using a process they call "directed evolution."

"First, we create a new virus variant," explained Dr. Dumas, Pfizer's head of bioweaponry. "Then, we get tons of people sick on purpose."

"Ta-da! Directed evolution!"

Experts suggest Pfizer's radical approach to virus treatment may be tantamount to an abusive relationship, but that's okay because we probably deserve it.

"I'd suggest we investigate this immediately," said Congresswoman AOC. "But I don't want to burn any bridges. I might have to get a job there someday."

According to sources, doctors across the nation are looking to boost their business with similar attempts at Directed Evolution. "First I break their kneecaps, and then I bandage them up. Medicine!" said one Detroit doctor.

https://babylonbee.com/news/pfizer-releases-new-vaccine-virus-combo-pack?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=email

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Watch: Farmers May Have Figured Out Exactly What's Causing the Egg Shortage - Was This Intentional?

“Ok so something really weird is going on, I have called multiple farms that sell chickens and they are all telling me that their chickens have stopped laying eggs and therefore they do not have any for sale. I looked into it a little further and apparently they are putting something in the feed to stop them from being able to lay eggs! If you have chickens and are having the same thing happen try to start feeding them a rice and pinto bean mix because it seems anything made as feed is being tainted with something that is causing this!”

https://www.westernjournal.com/watch-farmers-may-figured-exactly-causing-egg-shortage-intentional/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=PostSideSharingButtons&utm_campaign=websitesharingbuttons&fbclid=IwAR04x3QkEHbfwIJcWVyTXrLb0oJI_CxSE07QcpzjFaJfgKRqhSTPBknguRo

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While Ukraine gets advanced tanks,
OUR soldiers get FOOD STAMPS.

Record-Breaking Defense Budget Still Does Nothing to Help Soldiers Who Can’t Afford Enough Food

JANUARY 18, 2023

Our proxy war in Ukraine with Russia, rising tensions with China, and Congress’ attachment to the military-industrial complex allowed the birth of the biggest, ugliest defense budget seen in generations. This year Congress overwhelmingly passed a record-setting $858 billion defense budget and did so in and almost celebratory manner.

You’d think within that monstrosity of a bill that most of the members of Congress who couldn’t read even if they had wanted to, there would be some money in there to improve servicemembers’ lives.

https://thepoliticalinsider.com/record-breaking-defense-budget-still-does-nothing-to-help-soldiers-who-cant-afford-enough-food/?utm_campaign=TPI01272023PMLB&utm_source=criticalimpact&utm_medium=email&source=TPICI

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Leftist Mayor On Crime Epidemic: Just Don’t Carry Cash

The crime rate in Chicago has significantly increased under the leadership of Mayor Lori Lightfoot, who is a Democrat.

Instead of addressing the issue head-on, Mayor Lori Lightfoot blames the crime problem on everything else.

In response to the rising crime rate in Chicago, Mayor Lori Lightfoot suggested that street vendors stop accepting cash.

During a debate with her opponents, Mayor Lori Lightfoot offered what she claimed were solutions to the city's crime problems.

https://conservativeadvocacy.com/leftist-mayor-on-crime-epidemic-just-dont-carry-cash/

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She needs to wear 2 pairs of socks

Or tread inna bucket of cement

[tellomon]

Seditious.

[tellomon]

I'm watching documentaries on Cults.
I tried to be a Cult Leader. I had a following of one.
I fell over myself, broke my will to continue.
Self-inflicted under-achiever....

"Happy Birthday" can be considered a Cult Chant.

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Ron Tello Culley
If I could weaponize my Ego, I can be a Politician. Would you vote for me?

If I was President, my State of the Union speech would go something like this: "My Fellow Americans, we are gathered here today to buy me a beer."

No Tabs on drinking the Kool-Aid.

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  Emoji Dictionary: 18 of the Most Common Emoji — and How to Use Them

https://www.wordgenius.com/18-of-the-most-common-emojis-and-how-to-use-them/Y3569hY2rgAHMEkH?liu=3ecb1706472117d900533760cf6c398c&utm_source=daily&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=1714079334

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Best Outdoor Activities For Seniors

The weather is warming up, so it’s time to get outside and enjoy some of the best outdoor activities for seniors! Staying active is vital at any age, but it’s especially crucial for seniors. Not only does staying active help keep you healthy, but it can also provide a sense of purpose and socialization. This post will examine some of the best outdoor activities for seniors. Whether you’re looking to stay active or have fun, this article has something for you!

https://outsideresource.com/best-outdoor-activities-for-seniors/?utm_source=mxl&utm_term=f0efd58303cc0d9edc5d698377bc550d&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Best-Outdoor-Activities-For-Seniors&fbclid=IwAR0TDoAaCp6YVIaiKVah3xXjefL2PtsO4pOsg0HWC1cjZWZZ1-eqYgocjqw

[tellomon]

No Tabs on drinking the Kool-Aid.

https://instantrimshot.com/

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"Scrubbing History Books:" This Actress Believes Her Breakout Film Would NOT Be Made Today Because Of This...

28 January 2023

Actress Octavia Spencer recently spoke on a podcast about the 2011 film “The Help.”
She stated that the movie can’t be made now because people are erasing history, but the movie should be made now.

She began by speaking about how we are erasing history books, eliminating the opportunity to make references to history, even when talking about art. However, she said that’s why we should make the movie today. Per Fox News, “‘Could ‘The Help’ be made today? I don’t know. Should ‘The Help’ be made today? Absolutely. It represents people who made real contributions to society but were never rewarded for those contributions,’ Spencer added.”

The movie “The Help” was based on a novel by Kathryn Stockett. The best-selling book was centered around life in the 1960s in Jackson, Mississippi. The movie brought issues like civil rights and discrimination to the forefront of people’s minds again. It highlighted what life was like for black Americans during this time.

https://www.blabber.buzz/conservative-news/1046154-scrubbing-history-books-this-actress-believes-her-breakout-film-would-not-be-made-today-because-of-this?utm_source=c-alrt&utm_medium=c-alrt-email&utm_term=c-alrt-Yahoo&utm_content=6QVRABUihBLatt113nA2cF24nZgk-qHiNLuWgYdBpV_0.A

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Ron Tello Culley
Well....yeah...!

It's an affirmative legal defense.

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