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Ya hadda be there when I ran circles around the Shrinks at Lakes Crossing!

Ppl hate me cuz they have to....

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Starting to feel like Halloween!
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I can't shake Halloween no more than you can shake household dust....
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You should know,
Tello is coming to Town.
Montello is my Pet Project now......


All I need is firewood.
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My Fundraising efforts are working
WITHOUT YOU!

word.
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This can't be an issue....
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Are there any better options in life than this?

Good Morning, Blighters.
I'm up early to start drinking early.

I'm binging The Twilight Zone.
And watching TV.

Any questions you don't have can be directed thru the usual channels.

Now get lost.

I'm bizzy wrestling my schedule.

Come over and watch.

Free parking.

That's an enticement.

And when you arrive, I will commence to
Fundraise with weapons in hand.

Waterguns, party poppers, dirt clods......

Should be fun!
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And goddammit... where is Admin
now that I need her?

I got murder on my mind and I can really use her
calming effect online.

And I swear if smee show up with one more of his provocative, inappropriate wise cracks

I'm gonna flocking sNaP!

And pop another "Breakfast Drink".

This is not about me.

Imma Bot just like you.
Except I'm eccentric and you are Low to Middle Class.

I'm right about that, huh?
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George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author and social critic.
Carlin was noted for his black comedy and thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. He and his "seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves. He is widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comics; one newspaper called Carlin "the dean of counterculture comedians". In April 2004, he placed second on the Comedy Central list of "Top 10 Comedians of US Audiences".

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Is today Friday?

Oh, wait!

I can't ask Oz.

Their time zones are so screwed up
that I fail to recognize my own existence.

Nice goin', BLIGHTERS!
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I dint mean to imply that Oz is no good.

I'm saying YOU are no good.

Clarified?
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goddammit if I can't get hate mail soon
I'm gonna get nasty right here on the dance floor.

And I wont be a Gent about it.

How's that for your weekly line up of entertainment?


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Oh, I know.....
How about I say something guaranteed to piss orf Elko County, again?

Ok, try this:

Dear Elko,
I'm returning home.

Eff U.
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And I plan to have my way with that T. Yell girl at the DA's office.
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And the next time a cop knocks on my door

I won't answer it.

Shove orf, copper!
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I got my house wired with Stupid Cams.

Plenty of video to go around for everyone!
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One of the most important concepts to increase your productivity is understanding the difference between what's urgent and what's important. Everything we do falls into four categories: urgent AND important, urgent but not important, important but not urgent, or not important and not urgent. For those of us who need help prioritizing our tasks, this advice is invaluable.

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For those of you who wanna play
Yes or No,

have a go!

Yes or No?
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Oh look! An Evil Omen! 1264666 Views
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Yes, I continue my work product

or no,

you get to suck eggs and not play here.
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Watch This Video Before It Gets Demonetized

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J2hycw5EFs
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There's internet trolls, sure.

On my facebook, I have internet whores.

I'm giving them away.

Pick up only, no delivery.
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Is there any evidence to suggest Forcible Lurking?
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2 sisters of a wealthy family are central to a police investigation.

One of the sisters was murdered.

Upon further snooping, turns out the
dead girl is not a sister...she's a daughter.

Sick, twisted world of the Idle Rich.

Who knew it would be a made into a TV show?

Law and Order
"Merger"
S10 E4
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See? This is what ya get living in a world with people more talented than me.

Hoo RAY!

Like, one time I was told the drummer in a band was better than me.

I said "Well..yeah! I don't wanna live in a world where all the drummers suck."
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So, ahh...if you want news, click any of the previous story links.
Click their home page and have a go.

You should do that.

I'm the middle man.

Eliminate me.
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I get more hits when I don't post.

Weird shite right there.

So be it.


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At the risk of sounding repetitive:

"Friends don't let friends drink and post.

I am so disappointed with you."
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About smee's "snad" comment.

It's an eBay riff.

Significantly Not As Described.

He's right. It's faulty cargo.
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Here's a SNAD adventure that was a great Hoax and the suckers bought it.

This was when I had the money to buy stuipd online.

This item was Mining gear being transported across State Lines.

It did a pit stop at my house, Montello Nevada.

I took these pix, and posted that I got it on eBay
for a backyard pool.

But it dint have a tailgate so I called it SNAD
and returned it with a cheerful refund.

It was a Hella LOL!

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"And the suckers bought it"
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The most memorable aspect of the event was the strong aroma of industrial paint.

It stunk up the whole quadrant, my house first.
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Moving along: you guys suck and I can't do anything about it.

I fail to help myself so you wanna bicker with me?

Fundraising had been a go, no thanks to you.

Yeah, "Guilt Trip" has been issued.

Have a nice life.

Not you, smee!
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Tessa has it all and won't share with me.

I can wish her away to the cornfield.
But I'm concerned about her failing career.

I know the experience of realizing I am no longer a viable entity.

Deal widdit.
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Ingrid?
Anything?
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What kind of name is Ingrid?

Sounds like a species of fish.

"Hey, what are you boys catching?"

"Well, we have a dozen Stripers and a couple of Ingrids!"
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Here's 2 words that do not belong together:

Ingrid Tello.

See?

It's wrong.

Don't do it.
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These are the 2 words that frighten the living shite outta me:

"smee, nevada"

I won't have it.

No.

I will resist.
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