Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2705481 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #13150 on:** April 28, 2021, 06:25:36 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #13151 on:** April 28, 2021, 07:04:26 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #13152 on:** April 28, 2021, 07:07:01 PM »

Love. Hate. Racism. Indifference.

Birth. Drums. Death.

Post. Eat and die trying.

What is the point?

Point to others.

End up alone.

Not so bad as long as you shut up about it.
Slim expectations in this venue, ya wankahs!

Looking for love here will break your heart, bust your chops and kick you in the nuts.
You need to move to the Soft and Fuzzy threads for that desirable shite.
Thx for bungling.

tellomon · « **Reply #13153 on:** April 28, 2021, 07:25:49 PM »

Yeah, suck up my new profile look.

The same flavor and aroma lingers on....

Not change. Upgrading..

New outlook, same disdain for the masses.

And they keep racking up my Ratings.

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Sick.

tellomon · « **Reply #13154 on:** April 28, 2021, 07:38:13 PM »

Conversely, My Love of God, Country and Lotus is steadfast.

I had to google that word.

And Tessa is in the mix, this one.

What you want I don't have.
What you look at...I deliver.

The Tello Files: Maybe you don't belong here.
How about if I leave?

Do you Lurkers really want smee as your Home Room Teacher?

I wouldn't let that Bloke mow my lawn but he can eat my grass.

What if Admin was your seat cushion? You want THAT????

Priorities are at risk.

I ain't Trippin'.

Whatever...FELAFEL U.

tellomon · « **Reply #13155 on:** April 28, 2021, 07:59:08 PM »

Stupid is as stupid gets headlines

Federal authorities arrested former Obama White House advisor Seth Andrew on Tuesday for allegedly stealing hundreds of thousands of dollars from a charter school network he founded.

The Department of Justice (DOJ) announced Andrews’s arrest in a Tuesday press release. Andrew is facing charges of wire fraud, money laundering, spamming the OZRT and making false statements to a financial institution related to a scheme stealing $218,005 USD from his network of charter schools. No love for this m@therfVcker.!

In the alternative: "ModderFlacker"

Geez, why do we have to cater to Virgin Ears here? Izzint there a screening process to avoid the MISHA Tribe?

https://resistthemainstream.org/former-obama-white-house-advisor-arrested-charged-on-multiple-counts/?utm_source=rtmn1&utm_medium=rtmn1&utm_campaign=rtmn1

tellomon · « **Reply #13156 on:** April 28, 2021, 08:19:01 PM »

Let me know when this is not funny, relevant and entertaining anymore.

I know when I'm not wanted, valid or cool.

FELAFEL U, I can start another Junk Thread
or re-infest an old junker.

They are my eOffspring. (Got 1,706 of them here now.)

The cost of it all is measured in ounces of pink slap lotion.

My attitude is not subject to Command or Control from HQ.

But Ingrid will call you, me and others into her Office for a sit down.

Bring a Crash Helmet.

We do not discriminate against idiots like you. Sorry, no discounts this one.

*smee* · « **Reply #13157 on:** April 28, 2021, 08:25:39 PM »

Whose pink bits are getting slapped?

tellomon · « **Reply #13158 on:** April 28, 2021, 08:32:34 PM »

Dude, silence is Cover. Take it!

tellomon · « **Reply #13159 on:** April 28, 2021, 08:37:18 PM »

Feel free to comment, rip on or file charges against my new Doo.

Upgrade, not sell-out.

You still have no face to show.

Sick, with an agenda that we should NOT understand.

That's The Tello Files Lifestyle !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"So, we're not dead yet? Now what do we do"?

(Mr. Sticky goes here)

tellomon · « **Reply #13160 on:** April 28, 2021, 09:00:22 PM »

I wanna take a break from this hat rack and enjoy something that can only be titled

THE SMEE FILES

Can't go there if there is MIA.

tellomon · « **Reply #13161 on:** April 28, 2021, 09:08:32 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on April 28, 2021, 08:37:18 PM

"So, we're not dead yet? Now what do we do"?

"Party like it's 1980!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzLHTkFn4Wc

tellomon · « **Reply #13162 on:** April 28, 2021, 09:11:58 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #13163 on:** April 28, 2021, 09:14:46 PM »

Clearly, the time to stock up on these items is not when you need them, but well before you need them. If you are embracing a preparedness lifestyle, you already know you need to plan ahead to protect your family. You certainly don’t want to be one of those people wasting time and precious resources trying to find survival items at the last minute.

https://urbansurvivalsite.com/items-that-will-disappear-fast-in-a-crisis/?awt_a=50Z0&awt_l=DzSoK&awt_m=3bWcoUp0By_jrZ0

Sammich Maker on the Hoof! V

tellomon · « **Reply #13164 on:** April 28, 2021, 09:28:59 PM »

Or else.

Or else what?

Exactly.

tellomon · « **Reply #13165 on:** April 28, 2021, 09:35:16 PM »

DISCLAIMER:

No.

A picture is worth a thousand indictments.

I was Framed.

She said she was 16.
Turned out she was 35.

*smee* · « **Reply #13166 on:** April 28, 2021, 09:37:31 PM »

So was Roger Rabbit

*smee* · « **Reply #13167 on:** April 28, 2021, 09:37:48 PM »

And the Mona Lisa

*CountessA* · « **Reply #13168 on:** April 28, 2021, 09:38:11 PM »

I would ask "What is going on?", but Tello, you'd only give me a Jimmy Crack Corn monologue from the books that Proust didn't have time to write.

Okay, m'lad, what is it you need? More replies, emotional validation, a complete set of The Two Gentleman of Verona, a free punch at a virtual sheriff...?

Or some eggnogg?

tellomon · « **Reply #13169 on:** April 28, 2021, 09:39:16 PM »

Hi smee, I value your opinion.

What is it?

Hello Tessa.
I am not for want with you
except that pesky editing action.

As an Admin, yer kinder to me than God.

Got chocolate?

Monetizing this junkyard would be ideal, if ya got it!

tellomon · « **Reply #13170 on:** April 28, 2021, 09:45:08 PM »

Fake Redhead or Cheap Blonde?

Glad I don't have those issues.

tellomon · « **Reply #13171 on:** April 28, 2021, 09:47:21 PM »

Quote

Or some eggnogg?

Yer making me wet.

No, wait.... I pissed myself. It's ok, I have a nappy mop. A Modern Feature for an ancient issue.

tellomon · « **Reply #13172 on:** April 28, 2021, 09:55:05 PM »

Next?

You like my new Doo or you don't. OUT with it!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #13173 on:** April 28, 2021, 09:58:49 PM »

If only for just once, can we have connectivity in dialog here?

I know it would break protocol, but I'm feeling frisky right now.

*CountessA* · « **Reply #13174 on:** April 28, 2021, 10:04:41 PM »

A little Alka Seltzer, and it will fix the friskiness...

Connection in dialogue could happen, but we would have to be reading from the same play.

tellomon · « **Reply #13175 on:** April 28, 2021, 10:07:56 PM »

No mystery that yer smarter than me. Lose yer books and yer nothing.
I like to look at the pictures. Woot! I have crayons!

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tellomon · « **Reply #13176 on:** April 28, 2021, 10:15:13 PM »

Come on Tess! Show me what you don't wanna give up!

Time is now.
This is the place.

Hold on...I gotta pee....
Not in me britches....

tellomon · « **Reply #13177 on:** April 28, 2021, 10:18:40 PM »

Ya wanna see video on that?
.
10 bucks USD.

Oh wait....there's no money changing hands and paws here.

I hate that
and love those.
Just the Twins, not the cars.

tellomon · « **Reply #13178 on:** April 28, 2021, 10:23:16 PM »

You know...if ya melt crayons into a mad mix,
you can get the colors of Heaven and Hell
in the same day.

You are the reason I stay home.

tellomon · « **Reply #13179 on:** April 28, 2021, 10:30:35 PM »

"Man's got to know his limitations"

-Clint Eastwood in a movie and I believe him.

*CountessA* · « **Reply #13180 on:** April 28, 2021, 10:32:00 PM »

You know, urine was once the go-to liquid for tanning and dying in the mediæval period. No wonder that people who could afford not to live next to a tannery didn't live next to a tannery.

tellomon · « **Reply #13181 on:** April 28, 2021, 10:32:37 PM »

That's right Tess, and did you see my pee porn vids in Montello?
No? Never happened but thx for the enticement! I like science.

I yield The Floor to smee
with his quick take on the

SMEE FILES

*smee* · « **Reply #13182 on:** April 28, 2021, 10:35:24 PM »

the tanners were taking the p!ss

tellomon · « **Reply #13183 on:** April 28, 2021, 10:37:46 PM »

As a sock, yer the not best
and worst is an insult.

Go fetch material I can use.

Can ya see I'm with Admin right now?

I'll be dead before dawn.

See ya!

tellomon · « **Reply #13184 on:** April 28, 2021, 10:41:05 PM »

Dawn has arrived.

Don't tell her parents, ok?

tellomon · « **Reply #13185 on:** April 28, 2021, 10:46:47 PM »

Watch: Tessa bails
smee fails
and the Horse goes cloppity-clop all the way home.

What's new?

I should give this up for a more lucrative avocation, like Weed Farming!

Too easy.

I watch Cartoons and go harvest.

Really?

tellomon · « **Reply #13186 on:** April 28, 2021, 10:51:45 PM »

Any questions?
I yield the floor to Spuds and Duds in the arena.

(Too much pressure, I know)

tellomon · « **Reply #13187 on:** April 28, 2021, 10:54:26 PM »

It's 264, man!

Kinda like 1970 with a revisit hall pass.

Walk. Run. Recycle. Fk off.

tellomon · « **Reply #13188 on:** April 28, 2021, 11:01:16 PM »

https://www.westernjournal.com/former-obama-adviser-charged-multiple-felonies/?utm_source=email&utm_medium=AE&utm_campaign=can&utm_content=2021-04-28

*CountessA* · « **Reply #13189 on:** April 28, 2021, 11:15:32 PM »

Tello, Tello,
Urine's yellow,
Tanning's somewhat smelly.
You mellow fellow,
Here's a hello;
Contemplate thy belly.

tellomon · « **Reply #13190 on:** April 28, 2021, 11:16:47 PM »

FELAFELEN Azzwipe Lappy...

shuts down at will and then has the gall to
make me Game for a chance to get back in.
Did I buy this? Or did it choose me?

TUCK FECHNOLOGY!!!!

I WANT MY XP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #13191 on:** April 28, 2021, 11:26:06 PM »

Geek Farm
Hi how can I help you?

Tello
I want my XP!

Geek Farm
Assuming that you are indoors, go outdoors.
Find and grab a fist full of dirt.
Throw it on your keyboard.
You now have XP.

Tello
I wanna chat with your Supervisor

Geek Farm
Sorry, he's with another idiot right now.
Thank you for contacting Geek Farm

[ END TRANSMISSION ]

*smee* · « **Reply #13192 on:** April 28, 2021, 11:28:21 PM »

Reboot the puter

Reboot it out the door

tellomon · « **Reply #13193 on:** April 28, 2021, 11:28:46 PM »

Boot this:

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*smee* · « **Reply #13194 on:** April 28, 2021, 11:33:20 PM »

Roses are red
urine is yellow
unless you wet the bed
after eating green jello

*smee* · « **Reply #13195 on:** April 28, 2021, 11:34:28 PM »

Boot boot boot
Boot boot boot
Boot your shakey

tellomon · « **Reply #13196 on:** April 28, 2021, 11:35:49 PM »

Geeks R FELAFEL U.com
Hi, how may I help you?

Tello
Gimme XP or I'm gonna snap!

Geeks R FELAFEL U.com
Get lost ya crank!

Tello
Is this your brand of CS or are you Premenstrual ?

Admin
[Communications are terminated]

Tello
You used to work for eBay, huh? You DICK!!!!

Tello
NEG FEEDBACK FOR YOU!

tellomon · « **Reply #13197 on:** April 29, 2021, 04:13:52 AM »

Feds Raid Rudy Giuliani’s Apartment

Just moments ago, it was announced that federal authorities have raided Rudy Giuliani’s apartment, executed a search warrant, and seized all of his electronic devices.

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“Federal investigators executed a search warrant Wednesday at the Manhattan apartment of Rudy Giuliani, the former mayor of New York City who was the personal lawyer of former President Donald Trump, according to a new report,” according to CNBC.

“The search was part of a criminal investigation into Giuliani’s dealings in Ukraine, The New York Times reported Wednesday, citing three people with knowledge of the matter.

“One of the people said the investigators had seized Mr. Giuliani’s electronic devices.

“Giuliani and a spokesman for Trump did not immediately respond to CNBC’s requests for comment on the report.”

https://dcwatchdog.com/feds-raid-rudy-giulianis-apartment/

tellomon · « **Reply #13198 on:** April 29, 2021, 04:28:00 AM »

FACEPALM MOMENT
Carlson: Making Kids Wear Masks Is ‘Child Abuse’

This is the video (see below) everyone is talking about today, and if you watch the full two minutes, you’ll understand why.

Last night, Tucker Carlson of Fox News went on a rant about masks, and among a long list of complaints, he says that making children wear masks is “child abuse.”

We could provide a transcript, but it would never do justice to how Carlson delivered his lecture and the number of points he makes beyond the point about children.

https://dcwatchdog.com/carlson-making-kids-wear-masks-is-child-abuse/

tellomon · « **Reply #13199 on:** April 29, 2021, 04:33:54 AM »

Two Florida Cops Wrote Dozens of Bogus Tickets to Drivers They Never Pulled Over…They Were Too Lazy to Drop Their Donuts…Yeah…Really

Imagine receiving a call from an eager attorney wanting to know if you need help squirming out of your latest traffic violation. The one you can’t recall receiving. In fact, you can’t remember the last time you were even pulled over.

If you’ve ever had the ‘pray to Jesus” experience of driving around Hialeah, Florida, you might not need to imagine an attorney intruding in your privacy. Lawyers review traffic records to determine who to chase down at hospitals, who got slapped with a DUI, and anything other violations they can spot to help ring their registers, and they make contact ASAP before other competitive snakes get to the goldmine first.

This is exactly how two motorcycle cops in Hialeah got busted for issuing bogus traffic tickets. When local attornies started contacting people who had no knowledge of what they were even talking about, the smell of dead fish began to permeate their collective nostrils.

https://fellowamericandaily.com/two-florida-cops-wrote-dozens-of-bogus-tickets-to-drivers-they-never-pulled-overthey-were-too-lazy-to-drop-their-donutsyeahreally/

News:

Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2705481 times)