Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)  (Read 4242875 times)

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Right, then.

I got this to share:

I predict that this piccy will be famous in pop culture for over 10 years, just like the JFK, Viet Nam and Kent State photos on the covers of magazeens.




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What was that picture the result of Tello?

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7.0 Earthquake in Haiti. January 12, 2010.

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"We are the ONLY intelligent lifeforms in the Galaxy who are envied by the Invaders".



Sure, they're gonna eat us.
But don't you see that it's Star Power?

Soylent Green is neon!


--->gotta*be some sort of weird Nevada thang....<---
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C):-{=  <" dude, yer blogging on a private site*.
you are yer only fan...lol! "<<



*that's what management will have you believe...
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"We are the ONLY intelligent lifeforms in the Galaxy who are envied by the Invaders".



Sure, they're gonna eat us.
But don't you see that it's Star Power?

Soylent Green is neon!


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If that's the best ya can do, may I show you to the rec room...?

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Dude how ya going.. I haven't been around as much as I'd like.. been busy with a project... I missed ya.... shucks I'm getting all misty man... :)

Those sites you PM me...stay away from them... there full of spyware !...

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That wuzzint me..you got JACKED, man.

Good to....also.

I hybernated 2 days. Kick ass!

We're not freezing anymore. Now, everybody is just generically cold, in a Group-Grope kind of way...

Got Haitian Relief?
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The news from Haiti is truly dreadful. What can we do to help?

Community effort?

Now back to the scheduled mayhem, in which aliens are only green because they envy us so much...
"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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Now back to the scheduled mayhem, in which aliens are only green because they envy us so much...

That's a myth started by Kermit the frog, Oscar the grouch and Sprout the indigestable.

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22000+ :yess:
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What if... William Shakespeare wrote The Big Lebowski?

http://www.runleiarun.com/lebowski/
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NAH IT WAS CHARLES DICKENS

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How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and 1 to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
... another 6 to condemn those 6 as (fill-in the blank)
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped

7 people to post. can this be made a sticky?

1 new forum


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OMG! They really are playing "Twister" at the Pub!
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I got suckered into it............

Can't even see my concealed weapon...
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Ducks don't play Twister.
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How do you know?  How many ducks do you know and how many of them have tried to play twister?

I'm a very versatile and flexible duck.
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Is there a pic of you playing it Tello?   ;D
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Is there a pic of you playing it Tello?   ;D



Strickly "posturing" only...
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Some more...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sG8y38jvF0
ducky
that's tello in the last (upside down) shots
swear it's him
I'd recognise those socks anywhere  ;D

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Ya better sack the laundry woman..lol

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Not older.
  
Better.


"Deal with it!"

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Thx Luv!!!!

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A blardy happy birthday to you "Young Fella".

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Thank you!

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             By Popular Demand...
Birthday Jam!!!!
    January 18, 2010 in The House of Tello





















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It's the Dead of Winter, and I get a nasty sunburn......




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Why is the guitarist wearing a salad bowl on his head? :huh:

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That's my WW2 German-style Spiked Chrome Motorcycle Helmet.***

Now how about asking why he's wearing bluejeans instead of Overalls????


LOL!


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*** I'm sporting it in those Scooter Ride Pics around here somewhere.....
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i want to know why he duzzint have two heads?

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Not older.
   
Better.


"Deal with it!"

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yer cakes on fire

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Your hair is on fire!

What's the diff?

They both stink!
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settle down kermit

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Get off my Cloud!!!!
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THIS IS WRONG!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHSM3hhmH7A&NR=1

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Pernell Roberts, last star of TV's 'Bonanza,' dies



LOS ANGELES – Pernell Roberts, the ruggedly handsome actor who shocked Hollywood by leaving TV's "Bonanza" at the height of its popularity, then found fame again years later on "Trapper John, M.D.," has died. He was 81.

Roberts, the last surviving member of the classic Western's cast, died of cancer Sunday at his Malibu home, his wife Eleanor Criswell told the Los Angeles Times.

Although he rocketed to fame in 1959 as Adam Cartwright, eldest son of a Nevada ranching family led by Lorne Greene's patriarchal Ben Cartwright, Roberts chafed at the limitations he felt his "Bonanza" character was given.

"They told me the four characters (Greene, himself and Dan Blocker and Michael Landon as his brothers) would be carefully defined and the scripts carefully prepared," he complained to The Associated Press in 1964. "None of it ever happened."

It particularly distressed him that his character, a man in his 30s, had to continually defer to the wishes of his widowed father.

"Doesn't it seem a bit silly for three adult males to get Father's permission for everything they do?" he once asked a reporter.

Roberts agreed to fulfill his six-year contract but refused to extend it, and when he left the series in 1965, his character was eliminated with the explanation that he had simply moved away.

"Bonanza," with its three remaining stars, continued until 1973, making it second to "Gunsmoke" as the longest-running Western on TV. Blocker died in 1972, Greene in 1987, and Landon in 1991.

When Roberts left the show the general feeling in Hollywood was that he had foolishly doomed his career and turned his back on a fortune in "Bonanza" earnings.

Indeed, for the next 14 years he mainly made appearances on TV shows and in miniseries, or toured with such theatrical productions as "The King and I, "Camelot" and "The Music Man."

His TV credits during that time included "The Virginian," "Hawaii Five-O," "Mission Impossible," "Marcus Welby, M.D.," "Banacek," "Ironside" and "Mannix."

Then, in 1979, he landed another series, "Trapper John, M.D.," in which he played the title role.

The character, but little else, was spun off from the brilliant Korean War comedy-drama "M-A-S-H," in which Wayne Rogers had played the offbeat Dr. "Trapper" John McIntire opposite Alan Alda's Dr. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce.

Rogers had left that series after just three seasons.

In "Trapper John, M.D.," the Korean War was nearly 30 years past and Roberts' character was now a balding, middle-aged chief of surgery at San Francisco Memorial Hospital. He no longer fought the establishment, having learned how to deal with it with patience and wry humor.

The series, praised for its serious treatment of the surgical world, aired until 1986.

Roberts' other venture into series TV was "FBI: The Untold Stories" (1991-1993), in which he acted as host and narrator.

Pernell Roberts Jr. was born in 1928 in Waycross, Ga. As a young man, he once commented, "I distinguished myself by flunking out of college three times." After pursuing occupations that ranged from tombstone maker to railroad riveter, he decided to become an actor.

Roberts worked extensively in regional theaters, then gained notice in New York, where he won a Drama Desk award in 1956 for his performance in an off-Broadway production of "Macbeth."

He eventually moved to Hollywood, where he appeared in several TV shows and landed character roles in such features as "Desire Under the Elms," "The Sheepman" and "Ride Lonesome" until "Bonanza" made him a star.

Three of Roberts' marriages ended in divorce. His first, to Vera Mowry, produced a son, Jonathan, who died in 1989 at age 37.


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is this for real?
or is it along the  lines of smee enterprises?

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Really embellished!
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Yep it looks real to me. I just googled the site name & up it came. I then checked (naturally, me being me) "Firearms, Ammo, Reloading, Gun Parts, Safes, Etc." there are  575 listings.