Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 4242466 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #3100 on:** January 11, 2010, 05:28:38 PM »

LOL!

C):-{= <" flocking @zzhole! "<<

cupie · « **Reply #3101 on:** January 11, 2010, 05:29:47 PM »

Thelma and Louise time?.....lol....you first...

tellomon · « **Reply #3102 on:** January 11, 2010, 05:31:51 PM »

I got the gun.
Yer turn!

cupie · « **Reply #3103 on:** January 11, 2010, 05:34:05 PM »

Gimme back my bullets.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut5jVrfRYrM

tellomon · « **Reply #3104 on:** January 11, 2010, 05:36:50 PM »

What's going on the Coinzers threads?

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #3105 on:** January 11, 2010, 05:39:14 PM »

tello give kermit his bike back you are way too big for ut .... (not ere especially for the "reprise" lol)

cupie · « **Reply #3106 on:** January 11, 2010, 05:42:15 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on January 11, 2010, 05:36:50 PM

What's going on the Coinzers threads?

They're moving along....what's wrong with the fountain and here?...do you have a coin related question Tello?......if so, I'm sure that coinees would be glad to helps ya....

tellomon · « **Reply #3107 on:** January 11, 2010, 05:50:23 PM »

Yeah. How come Gold is not a vegetable?

tellomon · « **Reply #3108 on:** January 11, 2010, 05:52:00 PM »

Quote from: *gr8 expectations* on January 11, 2010, 05:39:14 PM

tello give kermit his bike back you are way too big for ut .... (not ere especially for the "reprise" lol)

If I wanted to have a go with you I'd EM ya!!!!

cupie · « **Reply #3109 on:** January 11, 2010, 06:03:54 PM »

Yeah but you haven't...so I assume you have nothing to have a go about right?...lol

tellomon · « **Reply #3110 on:** January 11, 2010, 06:06:18 PM »

Gold pisses me off!

I wanna kill my Broker!!!

Scooter good. Gold bad!
Excellent Stogey!

How was yer day?

cupie · « **Reply #3111 on:** January 11, 2010, 06:10:26 PM »

My day was fine, but some barstard has a knife in my back...lol....so I'm pain affected and prolly mean as a black snake in a bushfire....be warned...lol...but I'll play nice if you will....

tellomon · « **Reply #3112 on:** January 11, 2010, 06:11:38 PM »

I will what?

cupie · « **Reply #3113 on:** January 11, 2010, 07:23:26 PM »

whatever...make it up as you go along....

tellomon · « **Reply #3114 on:** January 11, 2010, 07:25:43 PM »

That Varieties Gal · « **Reply #3115 on:** January 11, 2010, 10:40:13 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on January 11, 2010, 05:36:50 PM

What's going on the Coinzers threads?

Oh , this and that
And on going artistic enterprises
Enjoy .......
(thought Roo might like this one!)

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #3116 on:** January 11, 2010, 11:07:29 PM »

"I don't see much sense in that," said Rabbit. "No," said Pooh humbly, "there isn't. But there was going to be when I began it. It's just that something happened to it along the way."

Winnie the Pooh

That Varieties Gal · « **Reply #3117 on:** January 11, 2010, 11:17:38 PM »

“Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave.”

Winnie the Pooh

*Yibida* · « **Reply #3118 on:** January 13, 2010, 12:25:14 AM »

.......I’ll trade you my kidney, left nut, and my mom for that Stogey!.

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #3119 on:** January 13, 2010, 12:37:13 AM »

I'd want panniers....

tellomon · « **Reply #3120 on:** January 13, 2010, 12:29:47 PM »

"In Montello, you don't lose your girlfriend...you lose your turn"

That's the Rules.

9 months ago I had a 'go' with the town "Sweetheart"
Everybody thot that she was just putting on a few pounds. That happens.

Guess what? The sonogram revealed 'it's a girl'.

So now the current raging controversy is: "What's her name?"

I say her name shall be "TELLA Tello"

The controvery rages on! In the Saloons.....

This is not a plea for outside help: this is a Damage Report.

Stand by for further afterbirth.

C):-{= <" another junk thread. for entertainment purposes only. not to be taken seriously. "<<

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #3121 on:** January 13, 2010, 12:32:32 PM »

lol tello, must be hard for a girl giving birth with all those drumsticks that come with a tellobaby ... congratulations and i wish you both luck

tellomon · « **Reply #3122 on:** January 13, 2010, 12:35:00 PM »

A bit early for you to be online, izzint it Ross?

*barny* · « **Reply #3123 on:** January 13, 2010, 12:38:11 PM »

Congratulations Tello,

But I think you should run a competition here to choose a name....

As for "Tella".... Nope...

"Stella" would be much better.

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #3124 on:** January 13, 2010, 12:45:48 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on January 13, 2010, 12:35:00 PM

A bit early for you to be online, izzint it Ross?

it would be if i was here ... lol

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #3125 on:** January 13, 2010, 12:46:55 PM »

lol brickie ... Tella ... if its a girl ha, classic

big wave to cupie, not tsunami .... been bruddy hot, too hot

*smee* · « **Reply #3126 on:** January 13, 2010, 01:19:15 PM »

what about Vanessa.... this one seems a 'tidy' sort

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jHCku0mRB8

tellomon · « **Reply #3127 on:** January 13, 2010, 03:12:49 PM »

A good joke, getting better.

I depend on you jokers to shine!

*barny* · « **Reply #3128 on:** January 13, 2010, 04:42:15 PM »

Vanessa ??? The undresser....

Well, maybe....

Tidy sort is right... Provided she does the dusting and vacuuming as well.

tellomon · « **Reply #3129 on:** January 13, 2010, 05:24:47 PM »

Ghost Kitty....

tellomon · « **Reply #3130 on:** January 13, 2010, 07:32:40 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #3131 on:** January 13, 2010, 07:41:17 PM »

--->This is NO kidding<---
SOS

The cat is taking over.

He's holding me hostage with a full set of teeth and claws.
He's on my shoulder im skeered.

He has 2 demands.
Lose his pix on this page.

More tuna.

please help me the cat is hostile.............

Roo · « **Reply #3132 on:** January 13, 2010, 08:43:59 PM »

Awwww...Lil Roo has always wanted a little sister!

As for the Ghost Kitty....is it a male or female?

My 'Freaky Cat' would sort that feline out..lol

tellomon · « **Reply #3133 on:** January 13, 2010, 08:45:23 PM »

kitty boy.

Roo · « **Reply #3134 on:** January 13, 2010, 08:48:21 PM »

Freaky Girl..lol

tellomon · « **Reply #3135 on:** January 13, 2010, 08:50:08 PM »

Schwing!

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #3136 on:** January 13, 2010, 10:18:42 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on January 13, 2010, 07:41:17 PM

--->This is NO kidding<---
SOS

The cat is taking over.

He's holding me hostage with a full set of teeth and claws.
He's on my shoulder im skeered.

He has 2 demands.
Lose his pix on this page.

More tuna.

please help me the cat is hostile.............

Tello!!! That is catastrophic!!!! That darn cat is just playing with you like a ball of string and pussy footing around.

Don't let it play with you any longer. Turn the tables and play with it. Do whatever you have to do to appease the thing. Get it purring in any way you can!!!

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #3137 on:** January 13, 2010, 11:46:29 PM »

Would it be at all helpful if I were to suggest half a pint of turpentine....?

... and wash the paint off the back of your hand?

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #3138 on:** January 14, 2010, 01:03:30 AM »

should we send out our green beret unit tello to rescue you from your sour puss? ozrt team is the best ....

*r3830* · « **Reply #3139 on:** January 15, 2010, 12:53:19 AM »

Play this LOUD..... should put kitty on the back foot!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hPxGmTGarM

*Yibida* · « **Reply #3140 on:** January 15, 2010, 12:54:52 AM »

Quote from: *loco* on January 15, 2010, 12:53:19 AM

Play this LOUD..... should put kitty on the back foot!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hPxGmTGarM

Hi Loco...nice puddy cat...Not !...LOL

*r3830* · « **Reply #3141 on:** January 15, 2010, 01:01:58 AM »

How are ya Yib. Havin a dreadful time with the net here over the past few days. Ratbag up the road put a trencher into the main cable. Speed is deteriorating quickly ATM.

That Varieties Gal · « **Reply #3142 on:** January 15, 2010, 01:16:14 AM »

Quote from: tellomon on January 13, 2010, 07:41:17 PM

--->This is NO kidding<---
SOS

The cat is taking over.

He's holding me hostage with a full set of teeth and claws.
He's on my shoulder im skeered.

He has 2 demands.
Lose his pix on this page.

More tuna.

please help me the cat is hostile.............

Problem solved

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #3143 on:** January 15, 2010, 02:03:55 AM »

Just cut some thick slices and that cat is TOAST!!

*smee* · « **Reply #3144 on:** January 15, 2010, 04:44:16 AM »

typical cat , just loafs around all day

tellomon · « **Reply #3145 on:** January 15, 2010, 01:36:24 PM »

Search results for "cat shots"

Your search for "cat shots" found 0 items.

Please hunt again.

http://www.petsmart.com/search/noResults.jsp?kw=cat+shots

All I wanna do is drill this puss with antibiotics!!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #3146 on:** January 15, 2010, 04:58:46 PM »

21900?

*r3830* · « **Reply #3147 on:** January 15, 2010, 05:41:04 PM »

Tello, Hearing about your proposed Health Care.

Seems to be talk about that health cover should only apply to those who "contribute" to society. So much for the elderly!

Hot off the email list - from Ray Stevens website. Gotta get me one of them thar shirts!

http://raystevensbackstage.com/news/

tellomon · « **Reply #3148 on:** January 15, 2010, 06:54:40 PM »

"Health Care" is the cover story.

It's all about Total Control over the population.
It also includes rounding up our guns, cuz they're a threat to the public Health.

It's ugly in America right now.

Prophecy redeemed.

*r3830* · « **Reply #3149 on:** January 15, 2010, 07:05:47 PM »

Funny you mention the gun collection Tello..... That began here some time ago. Told the people on a Texas hunting forum about that. They believed that it would never happen in the US. Oh - and the collecting here in this state alone was around 125,000 firearms - out of an estimated 3 Million in public hands / hiding places. Seems we convict stock aren't all too keen on authority.

News:

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