Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 4240447 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #19250 on:** August 25, 2021, 09:19:32 AM »

MEMO TO ADMIN

Where do you find these Lurkers?

They don't belong to me.

Clean up this site or I will visit Ogden.

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tellomon · « **Reply #19251 on:** August 25, 2021, 09:23:36 AM »

Oh shite!

I REPORTED my own post.

No more painting for today.

tellomon · « **Reply #19252 on:** August 25, 2021, 09:32:39 AM »

I am told Fake Lawyer is stuck in real traffic.

Fine.

I represent myself.

I read about it.

tellomon · « **Reply #19253 on:** August 25, 2021, 09:36:28 AM »

Do you know the statistical chances of winning a case on yer own?

1 of 5.

I did!

That really pissed off the cops!

tellomon · « **Reply #19254 on:** August 25, 2021, 10:16:07 AM »

This is a stunning development. Several generals are outraged at Biden.

Breaking: American Troops Retreating from Afghanistan

Breaking Now: No sooner had the Taliban ordered Joe Biden today to remove all American military forces from Afghanistan by the end of this month then the Pentagon began that process.

At this moment, we can report that members of the United States armed forces are drawing down from the airport in Kabul, Afghanistan.

Shockingly, this process is underway even as Americans still stranded in Afghanistan are being told not to attempt to travel to the airport on their own.

Americans are repeatedly being warned that it is too dangerous to attempt to get to the airport.

Meanwhile, the Taliban is ordering all Afghans at the airport to return home and not attempt to leave Afghanistan.

This has many military observers around the world concerned about American forces already decreasing in number.

This is a breaking news report, and the situation is very fluid…Please stand by for more developments as we verify their accuracy…

https://reclaimingamerica.net/breaking-american-troops-retreating-from-afghanistan/

tellomon · « **Reply #19255 on:** August 25, 2021, 10:18:57 AM »

I'm thinking.....the gov is a total wacko and getting away with it...

...why can't I do it too?

BLAM!

tellomon · « **Reply #19256 on:** August 25, 2021, 10:29:47 AM »

1261300 Views

tellomon · « **Reply #19257 on:** August 25, 2021, 10:44:30 AM »

LOL.
Wonky TV.

The Walking Dead.
The survivors are more dangerous than the Zeds.

Zeds want to eat you.

Survivors want to steal your stuff.

Then there's a SUV commercial...

There's your salvation!

Steal the SUV!

tellomon · « **Reply #19258 on:** August 25, 2021, 10:52:02 AM »

Hey, I'm making new friends!

You are not them.

And I'm moving away soon. Or not.

So f U.

Thx!

tellomon · « **Reply #19259 on:** August 25, 2021, 11:03:25 AM »

LOL. Heh-heh.

Inside scoop:

I got the garage going on.
I wanna stay here beyond my Montello Launch Date.

Man Cave Qualified.

Desert Rat/Mountain Man Approved.

Hey Lotus! Can we re-negotiate life?

tellomon · « **Reply #19260 on:** August 25, 2021, 11:28:47 AM »

It's not so much about "Winterizing"
as it is about "Heatenizing".

In a word: Plastics.

tellomon · « **Reply #19261 on:** August 25, 2021, 11:31:36 AM »

And an Arrow staple gun with 40,000 rounds of 1/2" loads.

Don't make me dig a well.

tellomon · « **Reply #19262 on:** August 25, 2021, 11:34:37 AM »

What am I doing?

If you really care
you would be here, helping me.

Move cargo around.

Keep notes.

Beer runs.

Anybody qualified?

tellomon · « **Reply #19263 on:** August 25, 2021, 11:39:53 AM »

You know yer really flocked up when you have to use lumber as a back scratcher.

I recommend good ol' PINE!

tellomon · « **Reply #19264 on:** August 25, 2021, 11:48:42 AM »

Hey guess what gang?

I have achieved FAILURE by design

and it's not paying off again!!!

I gotta step up to a more respectable venue.

These 0zzies are not making the cut.

Of course they can't.

They're all dead, LOL.

Virtual Admin. Try that sometime!

tellomon · « **Reply #19265 on:** August 25, 2021, 11:54:06 AM »

Hey [name withheld]!

You have "connections".

What's the hang up?

Let's get that Documentary Film going!!!

The downside is we have to pay Union Dues.

LET'S GO!!

tellomon · « **Reply #19266 on:** August 25, 2021, 11:58:46 AM »

I'll read my lines and hit my marks
but I won't call you a cvnt.

Auditions are for pussies.

Game?

tellomon · « **Reply #19267 on:** August 25, 2021, 12:37:18 PM »

1261440 Views

tellomon · « **Reply #19268 on:** August 25, 2021, 12:41:27 PM »

What... another dead drummer?

Am I next?

https://www.thedailybeast.com/charlie-watts-was-the-beating-heart-of-the-rolling-stones

tellomon · « **Reply #19269 on:** August 25, 2021, 12:52:18 PM »

The Tello Files.

We don't inspire minds.

We pollute them.

Here they are now: 1261452 Views

tellomon · « **Reply #19270 on:** August 25, 2021, 01:53:28 PM »

1261502 Views

*CountessA* · « **Reply #19271 on:** August 25, 2021, 05:21:08 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on August 25, 2021, 09:19:32 AM

MEMO TO ADMIN

Where do you find these Lurkers?

They don't belong to me.

Clean up this site or I will visit Ogden.

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Note from ADMIN

Neither this site nor Admin seeks out lurkers. Unless a site is completely hidden from any search engine, random bot searches and search engine bots will locate and "visit" that site. That is a function of the internet, along the lines of “If you build it, they will come.”

Admin made no assumption that lurkers were under your jurisdiction and/or control.

This site is moderated (aka cleaned) to ensure that offensive material and/or any posts that contravene our policy and guidelines are removed or edited.

Ogden is unknown - but the question of whether it offers paisley support and teal text arises.

tellomon · « **Reply #19272 on:** August 25, 2021, 05:56:30 PM »

Well then...that was completely unexpected.

I gonna get that text in a tatoo version soon.

I am blown away by that.

Customer Service Deluxe!

I'm either in Love, or I just got my ass kicked.

I'll be here all week.

Be sure to tip your Barmaids and Waitresses.

*CountessA* · « **Reply #19273 on:** August 25, 2021, 06:01:52 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on August 25, 2021, 08:26:01 AM

Two criminal defendants out on bail walk into Tessa's Pub.

It closed early that night.

Two criminal defendants out on bail are unlikely to walk into any pub that I might putatively own (which I don't).

My pub would have no beer... just Romate Cardenal Cisneros Pedro Ximenez sherry. Maybe some nice reds.

tellomon · « **Reply #19274 on:** August 25, 2021, 06:05:19 PM »

Quote

I'm either in Love, or I just got my ass kicked.

FORUM GOLD!

tellomon · « **Reply #19275 on:** August 25, 2021, 06:09:09 PM »

I'd rather cross-post than become cross eyed.

*CountessA* · « **Reply #19276 on:** August 25, 2021, 06:09:53 PM »

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/oYEzpU-p1Zo" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/oYEzpU-p1Zo</a>

tellomon · « **Reply #19277 on:** August 25, 2021, 06:18:15 PM »

Of all the nightmares I wake up from.........

there is this.

Nice.

tellomon · « **Reply #19278 on:** August 25, 2021, 06:21:47 PM »

1261700 Views

tellomon · « **Reply #19279 on:** August 25, 2021, 06:37:45 PM »

Let's see how long I can hold my breath before I piss myself.

Time's up.

FAIL.

tellomon · « **Reply #19280 on:** August 25, 2021, 06:43:05 PM »

I'm gonna steal a boat and sail to Oz.

Do you have a dock for me?

Dock orf!

tellomon · « **Reply #19281 on:** August 25, 2021, 06:49:26 PM »

Do I need to wash my hands?

Scrub orf!

tellomon · « **Reply #19282 on:** August 25, 2021, 06:55:30 PM »

In order for me to continue here,
I need volunteers for a Human Sacrifice ritual.

No, wait.

That won't work.

I'm talking to a bunch of Lurkers.

Weak.

tellomon · « **Reply #19283 on:** August 25, 2021, 07:01:25 PM »

Please, don't make me have to go all 2012 on you.

tellomon · « **Reply #19284 on:** August 25, 2021, 07:04:21 PM »

I could go 1968, but that's just silly.

tellomon · « **Reply #19285 on:** August 25, 2021, 07:10:18 PM »

Senior Citizen?

Try Seasoned Patriot.

It's all aboot appearances.

tellomon · « **Reply #19286 on:** August 25, 2021, 07:11:24 PM »

Are we sure that Tessa is not a Redhead?

tellomon · « **Reply #19287 on:** August 25, 2021, 07:20:15 PM »

One thing almost for certain is
smee is the biggest douche of the Universe.

You should see what goes on in the Dark Side of the OZRT.
(He won't shut up or word down.)

They lock it down for good reasons.

Members Only.

I abuse my privleges.

Some fun right there, yessum!

tellomon · « **Reply #19288 on:** August 25, 2021, 07:23:25 PM »

Turn around, what do you see?

There ain't nothing, nobody but me.
Admin be lurking in the shadows...

tellomon · « **Reply #19289 on:** August 25, 2021, 07:26:12 PM »

And the Hits keep rolling in! 1261750 Views
Lurkers in the shadows, no surprise there.

tellomon · « **Reply #19290 on:** August 25, 2021, 07:34:02 PM »

Follow this:

One Million Two Hundred Sixty One Thousand Seven Hundred and Fifty.

Say it fast.

It won't last.

tellomon · « **Reply #19291 on:** August 25, 2021, 07:35:37 PM »

And that's all the math I know.

tellomon · « **Reply #19292 on:** August 25, 2021, 08:11:35 PM »

3 AM Drunken Hermit Cheese Burger Hullabaloo.

Yes or no?

Put it in.

tellomon · « **Reply #19293 on:** August 25, 2021, 08:19:09 PM »

https://www.musicradar.com/news/hear-charlie-watts-before-rolling-stones-blues-incorporated?utm_source=Selligent&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=08252021_MUR_NWL_nomadc%2B&utm_content=_MUR_NWL_nomadc%2B+&utm_term=7297800&m_i=FCwusjs9cUHOyN%2B9vOlH5QcI89AD1yYJ0ms5M1zNlqcwsyJ0YD6%2BqKLHSK95lZbnqt5iLNPt8tT9afuBgKhB4MkCS8AJvuwFFc&lrh=941241d8d474112af115b927784ece7a35ac9e25964b5cc6459ca51c22b1568b&M_BT=26630069942296

tellomon · « **Reply #19294 on:** August 25, 2021, 08:31:07 PM »

1261800 Views

*smee* · « **Reply #19295 on:** August 25, 2021, 09:22:30 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on August 25, 2021, 07:35:37 PM

And that's all the math I know.

I'm pretty sure that saying a number isn't "Math"

I'm sure you will want to debate this

You are always looking for an excuse to mathdebate

tellomon · « **Reply #19296 on:** August 26, 2021, 05:03:14 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #19297 on:** August 26, 2021, 07:18:24 AM »

https://realnewsdailyreport.com/dems-blasted-for-tone-deaf-parties-amid-afghanistan-crisis/

tellomon · « **Reply #19298 on:** August 26, 2021, 07:26:58 AM »

1262600 Views

tellomon · « **Reply #19299 on:** August 26, 2021, 07:29:11 AM »

http://familysurvivalheadlines.com/joe-biden-completely-loses-cnn-their-latest-reporting-proves-it/

https://politicalanimalnews.com/you-wont-believe-the-harsh-words-cnn-recently-had-for-joe-biden/?utm_source=pannl&utm_medium=ong&utm_campaign=1340591984

News:

Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 4240447 times)