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What? I been doing this 12 years and running?
No.
I was in JAIL for the year 2014.

OK 11 years and WHAT?

Just One (1) straight answer will do.

Give me what I want and I will go away.

Men in Black say that.


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Yeah, I know the Credibility Issue is not going so well here......
so let me assure you that you are on your own and
you need to fix that.

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Someday, somewhere, 2 ppl will fist bump.

Get it on YouTube.
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Dem Mayor Requires Citizens to Pay Annual Fee to Own Guns

It’s quite normal for community leaders to come together after a tragedy has occurred to find ways to mitigate such future instances. In fact, not doing so would be careless and insensitive in my book.

However, there is a line that cannot be crossed when it comes to certain things, namely the law.

And the Mayor of San Jose, California, just crossed it.


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Not DB Cooper, huh?
California Drought Leaves Lake Low, Missing Plane Appears To Be Found At Bottom

Because California has been hit with a calamitous drought, the water level in Folsom Lake near Sacramento has dropped precipitously, triggering the discovery of a fully-intact plane at the bottom of the lake, a plane that may have gone mysteriously missing in 1965 after a New Year’s Day crash.

Tyler Atkinson, one of the workers testing underwater sonar technology in Folsom Lake, told KOVR-TV, “I saw something that was not normal.”


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What drought? There's plenty of beer!
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The best thing about owning power tools is...

I don't need a Permit!
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However, I have seen enuff TV to know that duct tape plays
a vital role in kidnapping
rape and murder.

It should be outlawed.
And let the perps walk.

Claw Hammers are an item, too.

Who do you trust, and why?
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You have to FACE IT!
Theses irresponsible Ratings are off the rails
and 2 Million by Boxing Day is not out of the equation.

Not my fault Bots rule.

What do they want from me....my little bunny in their mouth????

They should cruise Dicksdotcum.
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You won’t believe what one White House official just leaked about Kamala Harris’ future

Joe Biden took his first trip abroad as President this week.

And it’s been nothing short of a catastrophe.

Biden’s strange and confusing behavior has even more Americans worried about his mental state.

But now you won’t believe what one White House official leaked about Kamala Harris’ position in 2022.

Joe Biden’s cognitive decline has been on display more and more over the past few weeks.

And we are ON to him.


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:tello: "Friends don't let friends drink and post.

You are a huge disappointment.

It's OK. I got Lotus to show me the way.
(Or help me walk with a sugar cane)"
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Jack Winter
It’s more muggy outside than
San Bernardino

Jenny Wisnoski
🥵

Aly Monsut?
Scrolling by I read muggy as "musky" lol

Shannon Darling Raynebeaux
Aly Monsut? that would fit too 😂

Erin Clark
Hahahh

Jack Thompson
Yah and yesterday in the am we had no wind it was stagnant air which makes it more miserable and muggy 😂🤣

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Wait awhile. Yule be shoveling snow soon.

Ron Tello Culley
I have it on good authority that it's 103 in San Berdoo and 89 in BB.
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Do Customer Service people bring their work home with them?
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You sent Today at 4:54 PM
YO Devin! You are cleared for TAKE OFF in the OZRT. Get in there, be Epic! This is the beginning of a fantastic journey into the inner mind which leads to the "Tello Limits".


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Did I write that?

Yeah, and I posted it too.
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See.... the diff between those other guys and me is...

...I DELIVER.


You can ask Brum6y!

He has a 15 yard Blast Radius.

Mine is 25 on a good day.

"Restraint".
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I provoke thot
and they are thinking
"What am I thinking?"

This is THE TELLO FILES.

I can explain everything.

Your Trailer Park or Mine?

Better yours.
I got shut down.
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I have current events stories to tell
but I'm too lazy to care.

MORE BEER!
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Does God care if we curse?

He better not, I'll have a chat with Him!
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BREAKING NEWS

LOUIE WAS HERE
Stuff gonna get done around here.

Major Demo as the County proscribed.

I hate those guys.

More later....
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If I tell everything at once,
the Gov will hunt me down and slaughter me like a dog.

Better I parcel it out.

Not starting now.

*Rewind*
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I've been the Center of Crime Scenes, and
I deferred to my accomplices.

Run!
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Buford Pusser ran for Sheriff, and WON!
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Look, I am aware of the current conditions here.

U suck.

I rule.

Drag it out.....
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Who cares anymore?

I don't.
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If you must post with your camera on , could you please put some pants on

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So much news...
Do I c n p the shite
or report from The Shelter?

None of it is good,
except for Lotus and I.

We still have toilet paper and Internet!


All we need is a major earthquake to seal the deal.
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The Babylon Bee | Today's Fake News You Can Trust

Biden To Begin Drone Striking Any Reporter Who Asks Him A Reasonable Question




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"That word is now considered a slur and no one uses it in public.
Except Ron Tello."


Chuck Schumer begged to apologize after he said one terrible word in public, “retarded children.”

:tello: " Call em as ya see um. They won't know."

https://renewedright.com/chuck-schumer-begged-to-apologize-after-he-said-one-terrible-word-in-public/

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What's the DIFF?

Mentally impaired ppl are RETARDED.

Ppl like you are STUPID.

I don't see any significant distinctions here.
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Ismail Bnr asked a question .
Does paranoia make you think that people are talking about you and watching you?

Nicole Barno-White
Yes. I feel like there are cameras all over my house and people are ridiculing me.

Nicole Barno-White
SAME! I have such a huge fear of cameras being everywhere. My guy wanted to get a web cam because he's starting online therapy (so proud of him, huge first step in his healing and growing) but I had a whole meltdown and he had to show me over and over again how everything will be unconnected when not in use. And it STILL felafels with me knowing it's laying on his desk somewhere. I always feel like I'm being watched and studied and mocked. Such a crappy feeling to deal with constantly.

Nicole Barno-White
Torri Hnatko Smith good for your guy! All those cameras would freak me too. I cover the cameras on my phone and laptop with black tape. Sometimes I hide my phone because I think it's listening to me. At least I know I'm not alone in this.

Nicole Barno-White I don't cover my camera but I do tuck it under my thigh when I'm just sitting, to hide and muffle anything. You are DEFINITELY not alone

Tanya Jarvis
Yes

Ron Tello Culley
No, it's not paranoia. It's Celebrity that does it for me.
No way out. I ride alone. It's cool.

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When does the working stop and the drinking begin?

It's all a blurr to me.

Got 'er done!

So I am I!

Thx!
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So yeah, life is really tuff when ya gotta transport beer from one cooler to another.

Pity me!
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If I tell the Truth right now,
and the Gov picks me up on their radar...

it could be the end of me.

Or I can wake tomorrow afternoon and imagine it all again.

This is not about me.

It's about the World flocking with me.

I have a stellar Track Record.

Ask smee.

He'll lie to ya too!!!!

I hate that guy so lovingly much.......
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And what's the update on Tessa's hair color this week?

I want to know, and video to boot!
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