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How come all the cooking shows are hosted by Fags?

Ever eat Fag Food?

It's offensive to the PC crowd, izzint it?

I don't care.
I have my own diet of Jerky and sawdust.
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Forget news.
Let's get old.

Ooops, too late.

I ditched the evidence, ha haaa...
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Stop shopping.
Start buying.

Before the gas is gone and your "Deliveries"
are no more.

I told you what to get.

You were warned, yep!


:smee!: It's true. I heard it here first. Selective Losers one and all......
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Prophecy or Philosophical rants.

What's the diff?

We're all doomed.

Enjoy!
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Not sorry.
No regrets.
Need a beer run.


And I'm not backing down from my School Record.
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You did WHAT????

This will NOT buff out.
Salvage the hose clamps.
Apologize to the tree.
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You sent Yesterday at 7:56 PM
Hey, this looks like premium, and comes with a package called BOOST. Is that  Cocaine or a desiccant? lol

Delivery sent Yesterday at 8:26 PM
Hey sorry I’m not up the hill so I didn’t know what we had and John just told me that we only have the prepackaged stuff left. But yeah that little packet thing is a hydro pack it keeps your weed moist.

You sent Yesterday at 10:44 PM
lol I know, great comedy, thx! Great buy. I wanna visit you soon.



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What's the diff between

THIS

and
that?

A: "THIS" belongs to me, and
that
is your shite.

Got it?


Go ahead, quote me on it.
I'll call it plagiarism, ok?


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"Was it a good touch or a bad touch?"

"Dude, I'm a Zombie. I feel nothing."
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AND IN OTHER NEWS........
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Cookbook writer Amelia Simmons is credited with inventing what dessert in the 1700s?

Mousse
Cupcake
24%
Correct
Toffee pudding
Fruit cobbler


Amelia Simmons is credited with writing the first American cookbook, "American Cookery," in 1796. Simmons combined ingredients from the New World with traditional recipes from Europe. However, she remains largely unknown and little is known about her. This is even more notable given that Amelia Simmons also created that favorite of modern treats, the cupcake. Her recipe for "a light cake to bake in small cups" included wine, rosewater, spices, and the dregs of a beer cask (presumably as a leavening agent in the days before baking powder).

Source: Food52 | Date Updated: May 3, 2021


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The truth is FINALLY coming out!
Rand Paul Accuses Fauci Of COVID Cover-Up, U.S. Funding At Wuhan Virus Lab

On Tuesday, Sen. Rand Paul made an astonishing accusation at Dr. Anthony Fauci over the alleged role of the Wuhan, China virology lab in the origins of the coronavirus.

Paul claimed during a Senate hearing on the pandemic response that the National Institutes of Health (NIH) had been sending funding to the Wuhan lab.

The senator then claimed the lab “juiced up” a virus that was originally found in bats to create a supervirus that can infect human cells.

The World Health Organization has said that such a scenario – that COVID escaped the lab in Wuhan – should be investigated.


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Breaking: Stock Market Tanks – Is This the Biden Economy?

Breaking Now: The Stock Market tanked today. Is this where the Biden economy is headed? Share your thoughts by emailing updates@theredalertnews.com.

Here are the closing numbers for the Market today.

DOW: -681.50 / -2%
S&P 500: -89.06 / -2.14%
NASDAQ: -357.74 / -2.67%
This is a breaking news story…


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Hi fellow free speech supporter —

Students on college campuses across our nation are being conditioned to suppress their views and remain silent about ideas that go against the left-wing orthodoxy on their liberal college campuses.

At Virginia Tech, a public university — administrators have banned “unwelcome jokes about someone’s identity,” forbidden using the university’s computer network for “partisan political purposes,” and collected anonymous complaints about “bias-related incidents” on or off-campus.

At Speech First — we stood up and said, ENOUGH!

We’ve filed a lawsuit against Virginia Tech on behalf of our student members to strike down their unconstitutional rules and regulations.

Will you join us in this fight by signing the National Petition in Support of Free Speech on College Campuses?

Sign the National Petition
Virginia Tech’s outrageous anti-free-speech policies are part of a dangerous nationwide pattern. Unfortunately, Virginia Tech is just one of HUNDREDS of schools that have created policies that suppress free speech — the speech of conservative and libertarian students in particular.

As you read this email, students in Virginia — and across the country — are being restrained, deterred, suppressed, and punished for speaking about political and cultural issues.

Colleges and universities have been liberal indoctrination centers for decades, but the rise of “cancel culture” has given radical campuses all the push they need to end free speech rights for students who dare to speak their minds and challenge the campus status quo.

Help me stand up and say “Enough!” to the restriction of free speech.

Our students are afraid to share their values and principles on campus for fear of the repercussions, which is exactly how we know this policy is WRONG!

That’s why we at Speech First have filed one of the BIGGEST free speech lawsuits against a public university ever.

When it comes to protecting free speech for all students and ensuring that generations of Americans are not forced into SILENCE, we are fighting back.

Sign the petition today to let Dr. Miguel Cardona, the U.S. Secretary of Education, know that you know that you support free speech for all students on college campuses.

Nicole Neily
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Speech First


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Breaking Now: Just moments ago, former President Donald Trump released the following statement immediately after Rep. Liz Cheney (R-WY) was removed from the House Republican Leadership by her colleagues.

Liz Cheney is a bitter, horrible human being. I watched her yesterday and realized how bad she is for the Republican Party. She has no personality or anything good having to do with politics or our Country. She is a talking point for Democrats, whether that means the Border, the gas lines, inflation, or destroying our economy. She is a warmonger whose family stupidly pushed us into the never-ending Middle East Disaster, draining our wealth and depleting our Great Military, the worst decision in our Country’s history. I look forward to soon watching her as a Paid Contributor on CNN or MSDNC! –Donald J. Trump

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There’s an old expression about a cow and free milk that most of us are familiar with. Its sexual connotations notwithstanding, it is a succinct piece of advice. The basic idea is if you’re already receiving the benefits, why bother to commit to anything?

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Liberals insist that White Americans are inherently racist. They demand that systemic racism is plaguing the nation. The problem is that they can’t even agree on how to spin their stories.

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The 8 Weirdest "Twilight Zone" Episodes

It may be turning 62 this October, but The Twilight Zone has hardly skipped a beat. Look past the retro fashions and old-fashioned language, and the original episodes from the brilliant writer and producer Rod Serling — often about war, racism, prejudice, and technology — are just as fresh today as they were more than half a century ago. (It’s no wonder that the show, which first aired from 1959 to 1964, inspired numerous official reboots and countless homages such as Black Mirror.) With 156 episodes to choose from, it’s hard to narrow it down to the most unsettling ones ... but we gave it a shot. Submitted for your approval, eight of the weirdest and most memorable Twilight Zone episodes that ever aired.


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7 of the Longest-Running TV Shows Ever

In the streaming era, it can be easy to forget that not every show is meant to be binge-watched in a few short weeks. While we all love an eight-episode miniseries that we can blow through in a weekend, there’s a lot to be said for shows that keep viewers coming back year after year, season after season. If you’re looking for the trendy series to catch up on as quickly as possible, look elsewhere — here are seven of the longest-running TV shows ever.


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DING DONG THE WITCH IS GONE
You’re Fired: Traitor Liz Cheney is Removed From GOP Leadership

Former President Donald Trump went off on Republican Rep. Liz Cheney of Wyoming on Wednesday following her ousting from her position in the House GOP Leadership.

In the past few months, the RINO representative made it clear that she will go behind the back of the former president and even of the entire Republican party just to side with the Democrats.


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6 Real-Life Fairy Tale Castles You Can Visit

A star glitters in the night sky. The view swoops beneath the clouds to reveal, piece by piece, a colorful castle dotted with intricate turrets and regal flags. Our eyes are drawn to a meandering moat. Fireworks go off, while a shooting star makes an arc in the background. Sound familiar? It should be — it’s the iconic Disney intro. This 30-second clip usually marks the start of a couple hours of pure fantasy, but the castle itself is based on a blend of real European landmarks. And they’re not the only real-life fairy tale castles out there; here are six fantastical structures you can actually visit.

https://www.thediscoverer.com/blog/6-real-life-fairy-tale-castles-you-can-visit/YHcsny-BWwAGfdM0?utm_source=blog&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=1277450486
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You build your mind, so make it into something you want to live with.
Marilynne Robinson
Pulitzer Prize-winning author Marilynne Robinson is known for the beauty, philosophical depth, and deeply considered optimism of her work. Ever humble and expansive, Robinson credits her own teachers for the wisdom her readers and students so value. “We were positively encouraged to create for ourselves minds we would want to live with,” she has said about the educators she loved in her youth. “I had teachers articulate that to me: ‘You have to live with your mind your whole life.’ …Nobody has ever said anything more valuable to me.”
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Why the Biden Admin Does Not Want to End Lockdowns – Ever

The reopening process is more laborious than ever because of the far left. They cannot fathom any risk level whatsoever and they stand in the way of any plans to return to normalcy. The greater good does not matter to them at all. They are all about themselves. The Atlantic has a recent piece about this phenomenon entitled “The Liberals Who Can’t Quit Lockdown” and it is a great read. This excerpt is particularly illuminating:

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The Most Scenic Train Trips in the U.S.

Before the interstate opened and air travel became more affordable, the most relaxing (and fashionable) way to travel the United States was by train. Some of those epic train trips still exist and there’s still nothing quite like the unhurried pace of riding the rails as you enjoy breathtaking views of the American landscape. Take one of these most scenic train trips in the U.S. for a journey unlike any other.

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"The most courageous act is still to think for yourself. Aloud."
-Coco Chanel

Maintaining a sense of individuality is a formidable, lifelong challenge. Going along with what others think can seem safer and is often easier, but it takes courage to think for yourself. That bravery was paramount for legendary fashion designer Coco Chanel, a pioneer in French fashion and founder of the famous luxury brand bearing her surname. Chanel grew up in an orphanage and learned how to sew from the nuns who cared for her. Never wavering from her vision, she became a successful business mogul and style icon in the 20th century, thanks to her original designs and unique approach to fashion. She ruled Parisian haute couture (and ready-to-wear) during her lifetime, and continues to serve as an inspiration for many in the industry today.

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