Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 4243713 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #9750 on:** February 03, 2021, 02:05:07 PM »

I can't do this much more.

Yes I can.

word

tellomon · « **Reply #9751 on:** February 03, 2021, 02:11:19 PM »

Hey smee: if you spent more time online than in your house,
you can be just like me!

NO CAREER OPPORTUNITIES HERE.

*CountessA* · « **Reply #9752 on:** February 03, 2021, 02:12:35 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on February 03, 2021, 01:07:58 PM

That Strine Accent threw me off.....

My accent is not typically described as Strine; it hovers between Chaucerian honey dripping onto a wimple of chocolate, and Shakespearean wasps stinging Benedict.

Like many, I am working from home. In addition, I have the responsibility of a loved family member who needs me, particularly in light of the loss of another family member.

I'm currently engaged on an extensive work that is nearing completion, as well as other work that requires I provide my clients with expert knowledge and swift accurate replies.

It's a new world.

I hope you can find some additional source of the moolah, other than bleeding out. Say hello to Sherry from me, and don't try to sell her blood.

tellomon · « **Reply #9753 on:** February 03, 2021, 02:27:32 PM »

I wish I was a SOMBODY like you, again!

If I don't, you carry on!

tellomon · « **Reply #9754 on:** February 03, 2021, 02:30:21 PM »

A voice print would be helpful.

tellomon · « **Reply #9755 on:** February 03, 2021, 02:34:42 PM »

I love you so much Ingrid,
my gut instinct says My guts are being spilled
and Sherry is not happy about it!

I blame God.

He's good for it!

tellomon · « **Reply #9756 on:** February 03, 2021, 02:37:44 PM »

Dearest Ingrid. Sherry says "Hi" to you.

And now we are gonna watch a movie and it better be good.

tellomon · « **Reply #9757 on:** February 03, 2021, 03:49:18 PM »

Movies Restore Order.

A simple hint from this Yank to OZ
that OZ can benefit from.

Unless Oz films are better than from
HoooleyWood, there's no proof one film sucks over another.!

F*n Filmhead Jerks.
We all need to give up.

Sherry and I will catch up with you never.

How COOL is THAT?

*smee* · « **Reply #9758 on:** February 03, 2021, 03:57:08 PM »

Most Hollywood movies are currently being filmed at the Gold Coast

Pssssst .....Ssssssshhhhhhhh thats in Oz .... 😷🎬📽

tellomon · « **Reply #9759 on:** February 03, 2021, 05:07:34 PM »

Scripts are Lame
not filming locations.

*smee* · « **Reply #9760 on:** February 03, 2021, 06:00:15 PM »

Mad max ...lame?

Debbie does down under ...lame

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7_KIzbktgJk

tellomon · « **Reply #9761 on:** February 03, 2021, 06:51:23 PM »

Wow.
That was anti-climatic.

*smee* · « **Reply #9762 on:** February 03, 2021, 06:54:06 PM »

It wasnt meant to make you climax

tellomon · « **Reply #9763 on:** February 03, 2021, 07:13:29 PM »

Yeah well whatever shut up and see this:
It's a fabulous grrl, not a magazine cut-out!

Brittany Martin
Rising Star

Grocery shopping services from CPP to GVL!
Same day deliveries!
Low rates!!
Amazing reviews and references upon request!!!
Message me for more details!

Joann Arriola
Brittany is awesome. She makes it So easy and affordable

Ron Tello Culley
I love The Brit!

Ron Tello Culley
Amazing Reviews: She is more popular than Culture. And that STANDS!

Meanwhile, smee gets to shove off until he needs delivery on Adult Diapers. (A Black Market item, and I got a million of them, cha-CHING!)

*smee* · « **Reply #9764 on:** February 03, 2021, 07:20:10 PM »

Adult diapers ....youre taking the piss

Black markets matter

tellomon · « **Reply #9765 on:** February 03, 2021, 07:22:21 PM »

smee matters!

Did I say that right?

*CountessA* · « **Reply #9766 on:** February 03, 2021, 07:22:54 PM »

The US has made and can make some superb films. In particular, I think, the golden years of Hollywood's screwball comedies, many thrillers, scifi... but in general I'm not a tremendous fan of US comedy, and in particular not sitcoms. One exception is The Big Bang Theory which I loved.

The UK film style tends to appeal to me very, very much. I cannot get enough of UK comedy, UK thrillers, UK mysteries, UK costume dramas, etc.

I don't think that Australia's film industry is more than good (and sometimes considerably worse than that). There have been some well-crafted films but in general Australian filmmakers don't use music very well in their films, nor do they direct their actors well enough to avoid bathos and over-acting.

My favourite film of all time is Random Harvest. Love it, love it, love it. Make sure you have handkerchiefs at the ready if you watch it.

tellomon · « **Reply #9767 on:** February 03, 2021, 07:26:52 PM »

Alright, who let the Tess in?

I can't keep up with her Academic Pedigree.

Sure, I went to Collage
only to take A SHOWER
grab lunch and cop a dime bag.

Tessa makes me ~~feel~~ BE an incomplete human Bean!

tellomon · « **Reply #9768 on:** February 03, 2021, 07:28:24 PM »

And The Tello Files duzzint care!

And me? nobody cares about my opinion,
that's why no one will pay my Consultation Fee.

Just let me know when this becomes
The Admin Show
and I will stand down

for a minnit...

tellomon · « **Reply #9769 on:** February 03, 2021, 07:38:40 PM »

Come out Tess!

Put your Morality
where your money is!

tellomon · « **Reply #9770 on:** February 03, 2021, 07:43:02 PM »

This is beyond "Getting away with it".

I'm a Rat in a Cartoon Cage.
Clowns are watching me.

Better than going to Sunday School!

Or smee Camp!

http://instantrimshot.com/

tellomon · « **Reply #9771 on:** February 03, 2021, 08:02:46 PM »

Ron Tello Culley > Col. Darryl Harrelson

Hi Col. Please explain what Remo Ron was in The Days of Arroyo. I forgot.

Ron Tello Culley
Those were Glory Days, but for who?

tellomon · « **Reply #9772 on:** February 03, 2021, 08:05:32 PM »

The Lies are harmful.

The Truth is no better.

What would Jimmy Volpe say?
I wanna hear THAT!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #9773 on:** February 03, 2021, 08:12:19 PM »

Big Bear: Sorry we are closed.
Get your own snow!

*smee* · « **Reply #9774 on:** February 03, 2021, 08:31:37 PM »

Can you post me a 3kg eBay satchel
full of snow please

I will send you a satchel full of air in return ...Melbourne covid free air
so free of covid , you could almost snort it ....except the smog will kill you

tellomon · « **Reply #9775 on:** February 03, 2021, 08:33:42 PM »

Pass.

tellomon · « **Reply #9776 on:** February 03, 2021, 08:44:06 PM »

I want that which you do not have.

Kim Chi in an Aboriginal sauce..

tellomon · « **Reply #9777 on:** February 03, 2021, 08:46:24 PM »

Gimme a Roo Burger and we'll call it even!

tellomon · « **Reply #9778 on:** February 03, 2021, 08:49:18 PM »

I got a Sherry Burger cooking up nicely in my electronically heated bed.

BRB, later....

*CountessA* · « **Reply #9779 on:** February 03, 2021, 08:51:28 PM »

Kangaroo steak is a real thing... but you must catch it first.

The kangaroos are kept alive in supermarkets, with boxing gloves on their paws. If you are strong enough and fast enough and determined enough, you can catch the kangaroo without being boxed into submission or kicked into next week.

The check-out staff will say, "Well done", and weigh up the kangaroo per kilogram, and off you go with enough kangaroo steak for a few weeks.

: show

tellomon · « **Reply #9780 on:** February 03, 2021, 08:51:44 PM »

smee and Tess hold hands;
Sherry and Tello hold secrets.

Quote

This is entirely apocryphal

Sure it is....

*CountessA* · « **Reply #9781 on:** February 03, 2021, 08:53:04 PM »

My arms are not long enough to reach across most of the outer eastern metropolitan area to where Smee resides.

tellomon · « **Reply #9782 on:** February 03, 2021, 08:58:17 PM »

Please stop, Tess.

You know I cannot possibly comprehend your input
and you wildly, without warning... dropping down on my head.

It's not without Merit.
I'm just saying don't ambush me like that!

If ya wanna discuss Science,
I'll deny everything and claim
YOU are the Germ!

Film at 11.

*snipe* 197 with a 9800 Enhancement, without a flinch.

Pretty f*n Stupid, I admit....

*smee* · « **Reply #9783 on:** February 03, 2021, 09:10:14 PM »

Quote from: *CountessA* on February 03, 2021, 08:51:28 PM

Kangaroo steak is a real thing... but you must catch it first.

The kangaroos are kept alive in supermarkets, with boxing gloves on their paws. If you are strong enough and fast enough and determined enough, you can catch the kangaroo without being boxed into submission or kicked into next week.

The check-out staff will say, "Well done", and weigh up the kangaroo per kilogram, and off you go with enough kangaroo steak for a few weeks.

: show
NOTE: This is entirely apocryphal, except for the part where I said "Kangaroo steak is a real thing".

They are easier to catch if you are wearing drop bear moccasins as you can slide around the aisle corners whilst in pursuit

tellomon · « **Reply #9784 on:** February 03, 2021, 09:18:21 PM »

Nice.
I'll Trade In my Snow Boots for Bear Foot Mitts.

And just because you said, I have a Prize for you!

*smee* · « **Reply #9785 on:** February 04, 2021, 02:02:58 PM »

Have you frozen to death Ronald?

tellomon · « **Reply #9786 on:** February 04, 2021, 02:10:10 PM »

No, I'm sweating propane bullets.

*smee* · « **Reply #9787 on:** February 04, 2021, 02:13:06 PM »

Better than methane bombs

tellomon · « **Reply #9788 on:** February 04, 2021, 02:16:59 PM »

Here comes the fart jokes.

tellomon · « **Reply #9789 on:** February 04, 2021, 03:14:34 PM »

Drive Thru Holiday Cheer.

tellomon · « **Reply #9790 on:** February 04, 2021, 03:20:21 PM »

I'm going to the store. Need anything?

https://www.facebook.com/laura.w.storey/videos/10220440899824873

tellomon · « **Reply #9791 on:** February 04, 2021, 03:28:44 PM »

I am disgusting and stinky.

Unlike my Underworld Counterparts
and Colleagues
I am aware of my environment.

I know how to shower
and do laundry
in the same room.

I use that Dollar Store Generic
Desert Rat Soap.
It works at the higher elevations
but I gotta adjust the cooking time accordingly.

tellomon · « **Reply #9792 on:** February 04, 2021, 03:36:52 PM »

I'm not looking for a Date.

I wanna know where Sherry is.

I pop her a roll of TP to access the House Loo
and I never seen her again.

tellomon · « **Reply #9793 on:** February 04, 2021, 03:40:54 PM »

Trailer Parks are not about
Life and Death.

They are about
Trailers in Parks.

Everybody is on their own.

I'm sure she'll call me if she needs 911.

tellomon · « **Reply #9794 on:** February 04, 2021, 04:07:08 PM »

Do not panic.
All is well.

Sherry and the TP
are well and warm.

Snow remains Ice-forming
and a Health Hazard
as usual.

Move along
or come inside.

Outdoors will kill you.

tellomon · « **Reply #9795 on:** February 04, 2021, 04:23:26 PM »

Are yellow carrots legal in California?

They're here now
in Sherry's frozen entree.

A lovely aroma in an otherwise
stinky Trailer Park Unit.

Yay!

tellomon · « **Reply #9796 on:** February 04, 2021, 04:34:26 PM »

NEWS FLASH!!!!!

Sherry says
It's MEAN Cuisine.
Nothing Lean about it.

That's a Yelp, right?

tellomon · « **Reply #9797 on:** February 04, 2021, 05:11:45 PM »

I live here?

tellomon · « **Reply #9798 on:** February 04, 2021, 05:22:56 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on February 04, 2021, 03:14:34 PM

Drive Thru Holiday Cheer.

Jason Mcleod
It looks like you need snow removal I will be over with my shovel my wife and two glasses Catherine Parks

Elizabeth Rodriguez
I love this idea!

Chris Merrill
Elizabeth Rodriguez drinking? Me too!

Steven Merrall
Chris Merrill almost the same name. Are we related?

Kenneth Illman
Wonder if it will require a liquor license 😆🧐

Steven Merrall
Kenneth Illman shhhhh! No charge so I think I am exempt.

Crickett Dyke
When the power goes out!

Steven Merrall
Crickett Dyke yep. Got the generator too.

Sheri Holden Esquerra
Lol

Ron Tello Culley
Drive Thru Holiday Cheer.

Danny Johnson
You didn't give the address.

Steven Merrall
Danny Johnson Covid restrictions. Next year!

Sheri Fairley
Awesomeness!

Ron Tello Culley
Can't go anywhere without an Artist showing off! Love it!

Steven Merrall
Ron Tello Culley Cheers!

Ron Tello Culley
Steven Merrall Back atcha!!!!

Ron Tello Culley
Between you and I.. "Starving Artist" is a badge of Honor!

tellomon · « **Reply #9799 on:** February 04, 2021, 05:27:54 PM »

When should I start eating again?

Info pls.

News:

Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 4243713 times)