Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2600245 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #7100 on:** November 25, 2020, 10:27:06 PM »

Oz Car.

tellomon · « **Reply #7101 on:** November 25, 2020, 10:28:20 PM »

My car.

Steer to the Left.

tellomon · « **Reply #7102 on:** November 25, 2020, 10:33:45 PM »

The car smee wants this Christmas and will not receive it by any measure cuz he's poor and couldn't keep up with the insurance and upkeep and petrol and.....duplicate keys.

tellomon · « **Reply #7103 on:** November 25, 2020, 10:37:36 PM »

Tessa's Smooth Ride.

*smee* · « **Reply #7104 on:** November 25, 2020, 10:38:49 PM »

Thats just a sh!tty Sh!tty old bang bang

tellomon · « **Reply #7105 on:** November 25, 2020, 10:40:30 PM »

Yibs-mobile

tellomon · « **Reply #7106 on:** November 25, 2020, 10:42:53 PM »

Quote from: *smee* on November 25, 2020, 10:38:49 PM

Thats just a sh!tty Sh!tty old bang bang

Shut up and drive!

tellomon · « **Reply #7107 on:** November 25, 2020, 10:51:27 PM »

Everybody else's rides:

tellomon · « **Reply #7108 on:** November 25, 2020, 10:54:43 PM »

Whatever happened to "Keeping it simple"?

No road rage here....

Genuine HorsePower under the hood!

*smee* · « **Reply #7109 on:** November 25, 2020, 11:05:36 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #7110 on:** November 25, 2020, 11:14:11 PM »

Oh yeah?

tellomon · « **Reply #7111 on:** November 25, 2020, 11:20:40 PM »

Your girlfriend called.
Said she's not gonna be home tonight.
Make yer own sammiches.

tellomon · « **Reply #7112 on:** November 25, 2020, 11:25:00 PM »

BOOM Baby!

tellomon · « **Reply #7113 on:** November 25, 2020, 11:32:54 PM »

Looks like yer on yer own, mate!

tellomon · « **Reply #7114 on:** November 26, 2020, 11:33:07 AM »

Tricia Kelly
Watching the Netflix doc, '"Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath'" -(had a girl-friend who got involved for a while and her actor husband -Episode #4 talks all about 'Twin Peaks,' (around :20 minute mark, underground, archives, and this place called "Church of Spiritual Technology" - not sure if it still there... anyone know? Not that I'm signing up or would.

Katy Anne Plies
Of course it's still there - pass it every day, twice a day
Don't pull over to check your phone or directions, you are quickly told to leave

Gregory Eddinger
Paranoia central, second only to Area 51

Sarah Lemler
Yes its those building up on the corner of Lake Gregory Drive and Hwy 189, used to be a resort called the Squirrel Inn but they bought it and turned it into their compound.

Tricia Kelly
Apparently all his writings, everything is storied in underground vaults, metal engravings , etc, etc...

Kay Fairhurst Adkins
Tricia Kelly all his shoes, too

Pamela Waddell
Sarah Lemler I’ve always wondered what was up with those buildings!!!

Paul Macherey
“Spiritual Technology” otherwise known as the ghost in the machine?

Jennifer Noyes
I walked by it going to my bus stop. It got a 1 finger salute each and every time

Kendra Morovick
We have one in San Jacinto, California. Huge compound.

Brandi Eyestone
Kendra Morovick is that the one on the way to Hemet if the 60?

Kendra Morovick
Brandi Eyestone yes

Brandi Eyestone
Kendra Morovick that thing is huge!

Jakki Kite
I used to drive by it all the time. Be careful when walking or driving around there. They have 24-hour surveillance and they record license plates.

Rose Halpin
It is there, at the traffic light, HWY 18 @ 189. "Gold Camp" is where they store the golden tablets of L. Ron Hubbard's writings. Suppose to be the residence for the current Scientology leader's exiled wife.

Tricia Kelly
Gold camp mentioned in another show, this one was all about the archives being storied in Twin Peaks, and exiled wife mentioned too.

Rose Halpin
Tricia Kelly yes, the tablets are stored in the bunker at this location. A couple of their faithful members used to being rolls of film into the Village Video, where I processed it for them, (20 years ago) rolls and rolls of pictures of assets they had documented.

Katy Anne Plies
Rose Halpin still curious about the well being of the wife

Rose Halpin
Katy Anne Plies I hear rumors that she shops at Goodwin's from time to time.
That perimeter fence is built with "bear spikes" but the spikes are all pointing or facing inside rather than on the outside to prevent "bears" from scaling the fences. Very dubious.

Katy Anne Plies
Rose Halpin very!

Tricia Kelly
Talk about the houses opposite also watch and document too.

Cynthia Jacobsen Faroux
Rose Halpin they say his head is in cryogenic. Lol he thinks he coming back

Rose Halpin
Cynthia Jacobsen Faroux Tom Cruise was supposed to be the father of L Ron Hubbard's reincarnation, (like a Dalai Llma) ....but Cruise can't make boy babies...

Cynthia Jacobsen Faroux
Rose Halpin what ? Really their all crazy

Rose Halpin
This is a super top secret location built for the return of L Ron Hubbard or his reincarnation. The gold tablets are there for the reincarnation.

Laura Katsu
Still there. If you stop across the street, you might see the "security guards". I wouldn't recommend trying though. I did it accidentally when I first moved here and they were not friendly.

Suni Johnson
Laura Katsu yes and some live in that house where you stopped ..

Laura Katsu
Suni Johnson so creepy.

Glenda Gossman Harvey
Laura Katsu I saw one of the security guards walking in front of the gate one of the times I drove by it

Laura Katsu
Glenda Gossman Harvey my cousin came out and wanted to drive past. Sure... Okay.
Then she wanted to stop across the street. I told her not with my car and not with her son in the car.

James Elerding
Scientology is a cult. A dangerous one at that!

Gregory Eddinger
James Elerding

Suni Johnson
yes cult type had a family member who was involved ... for a time..

Julie Menard Kelly
My husband pulled over to report a drunk driver & the security guard took pictures of him, license plate etc. CHP told him to ignore the guard, so he could make the report.

Suni Johnson
Julie Menard Kelly I know and even the CHP could not get the guard to delete those pics cause guard probably left his station... I remember a phone person who called his wife and said "heading into Scientology & I will call you when I leave, BUT if you do not hear from call Police"

Rose Halpin
Here is a good link for an interesting read, pictures too.
https://www.insider.com/scientology-leader-wife-shelly...
Inside the mysterious Scientology compound that may hold its leader's missing wife
INSIDER.COM

Rose Halpin
This link is another story about the location.
https://sobify.com/secret-twin-peaks-scientology-base.../
Secret ‘Twin Peaks’ Scientology Base, Deep in the California Mountains
SOBIFY.COM

Christen Denise
At least it's not like the one in Hollywood. They literally have armed guards there. Like substantially armed....not just w pea shooters or tazers

Rose Halpin
Christen Denise the guards are armed up here, if you get over that fence they will stop you, and they have serious weapons.

Laura Katsu
Christen Denise the San Jacinto location does as well, and I've seen the ones in TP with something in their holster, so I assume they are real pistols.

Christen Denise
Rose Halpin crazy!

Jason Carranza
I know that there’s an underground bunker supposedly with a ton of hubbards writings in a humidity and temp controlled room. Anyone who works there has to sign an NDA and you’re only allowed in certain parts of the building at certain times.

Melody Wright
They chase everybody away

Ron Tello Culley
I'm staying out of this one.

Tricia Kelly turned off commenting for this post.

" Awww....don't be pissy. You opened the door, let us in. "

tellomon · « **Reply #7115 on:** November 26, 2020, 11:58:51 AM »

Woe, check it out....
I have recently re-discovered the joys of books,
and I got this on eBay cuz they had it and the price was right.

This is a book I found in good condition at the Nevada State Looney Bin Hotel.

Love it. More later..

tellomon · « **Reply #7116 on:** November 26, 2020, 02:15:15 PM »

" You know, when I signed up/showed up here 11 years ago, I expected a lively group of Intellectuals to bust my chops in good bantering fun.

And it was so.

Now (therein lies the rub), as sweet precious frivolous time passed, this Forum has degenerated into vacant E-space and devoid of fellow Earthly E-souls.
They thot they were so smart to fake killing themselves, and failed.

This place is NOT haunted.
It's occupied by me, and allegedly smee if that's his real account and WTF?

Day one I'm the New Guy.
Today, I own the joint.

It really IS lonely at the top.

The upside is I'm not paying a lease or proprietary rights violations lawsuits.

Bottom Line is: Something is hard-wired into boosting my hit counter without restraint.

My working theory is:
1) A world-wide audience of lonely souls worse off than me are watching The T Files with glee, or
B) It's cyber espionage. Big Brother is a total Dick, right? Yeah....

And what suppose I have the talent to touch women in ways that they won't touch themselves?
Am I a Wizard, a Paper Boy or The Man On The Silver Mountain?
Your vote duzzint matter here. I want Home Cooking! Let's Eat!!!"

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=Rainbow%2fman+on+the+silver+mountain&view=detail&mid=C3802626A65FE3374351C3802626A65FE3374351&FORM=VIRE0&ru=%2fsearch%3fq%3dRainbow%252Fman%2bon%2bthe%2bsilver%2bmountain%26form%3dANNTH1%26refig%3d0dabd854fca6436f9834cd27f8fe4268%26sp%3d-1%26pq%3drainbow%252Fman%2bon%2bthe%2bsilver%2bmountain%26sc%3d8-34%26qs%3dn%26sk%3d%26cvid%3d0dabd854fca6436f9834cd27f8fe4268

tellomon · « **Reply #7117 on:** November 26, 2020, 02:49:57 PM »

I'm not sorry yet;
did I really say this:

And what suppose I have the talent to touch women in ways that they won't touch themselves?

I'm having a Blow Myself Up Moment.*

Move along.
Your problems await you.

* Strictly in a Philosophical sense, you see?

tellomon · « **Reply #7118 on:** November 26, 2020, 02:58:49 PM »

Let me tell you, when I was the 1980's warrior of all, me and my crew painted all those Pasadena Pads with Oil Based products.

It's not what I sniffed.
It's what I did!

Painters......a bunch a loadies in Whites.

(That was my job, too!)

*smee* · « **Reply #7119 on:** November 26, 2020, 03:17:28 PM »

I dont see anything painted in here ...

All I am seeing from you is paisley wallpaper

tellomon · « **Reply #7120 on:** November 26, 2020, 03:30:52 PM »

SMK

U.S. Forest Service - San Bernardino National Forest

Just in time for the holiday weekend, Tunnel Two Road (2N34) in the Lake Arrowhead area has reopened. The creek crossing at the Pilot Rock Road (2N33) junction has been concrete-hardened, allowing water to more freely flow after it rains or when snow melts. Enjoy!

Ron Tello Culley
Looks like a patch, not a fix. Nice try anyways. Sry to be glib, I live here too wide eyes shut and hear the noise. Cheers!

tellomon · « **Reply #7121 on:** November 26, 2020, 03:40:47 PM »

Next time, go for a culvert !

tellomon · « **Reply #7122 on:** November 26, 2020, 03:48:50 PM »

Ron Tello Culley
If it wazzint for SMK I'd have nothing to do.

Ron Tello Culley
Wink-Wink ya knuckelhead!

tellomon · « **Reply #7123 on:** November 26, 2020, 03:54:20 PM »

Quote from: *smee* on November 26, 2020, 03:17:28 PM

I dont see anything painted in here ...

All I am seeing from you is paisley wallpaper

How is it that you slip in here and I don't see it?

Cuz I'm bizzy.

Now that we're talking...yes, I said no.
What is the question?

Oh, Paisley.
That's my necktie collection, not wallpaper.

tellomon · « **Reply #7124 on:** November 26, 2020, 05:05:32 PM »

Beth Benson
What is the best generator to buy? I am new to all this—and today is day 39 on the mountain. Please send links to what to buy—better if i can buy from someone who can also teach me how to use it. Uninformed and unafraid...but i imagine this might not be the last time the power goes out. Grateful for any pointers....
\
Suzie Crocker
Costco tri fuel buy it online if you PM me I’ll take a photo and send it - our electrician recommended it- it can use either propane , gas or be hooked up to house gas line
\
Ron Tello Culley
Noob Power! You go girl!
\
David Rasmussen
How much you looking to spend. Under $1000 or $4000 for a top of the line auto start unit work?
\
Ron Tello Culley
I say ya need to assess your needs and then shop for a compatible unit. Oh WTF....just get the Big One, ya can't go wrong.

Laurie Sellman
I got a Predator from Harbor Freight. After last year’s storms, it was time. Do your research. Great investment and you will be grateful. Good luck!

David Rasmussen
My problem is by the time I dig it out of the garage, get it set on it's pad and start hooking up the power lines, the main electric is usually back on LOL.

Alan Swanson
I bought one off Amazon for $300.00

David Rasmussen
We found a unique solution to darkness last long power outage a couple of weeks ago. We brought in the solar yard lights and put them into glasses and vases upside down creating a bunch of solar laterns. Was kind of a cool effect considering the situaiton LOL.

Ron Tello Culley
I took delivery on this recently. Not fired it up yet but I read the reviews were good. Everything is a Chance, word
https://www.electricgeneratorsdirect.com/Fir.../p106122.html
Firman Generators P03608 Firman - Performance Series 3650 Watt Electric Start Portable Generator CARB w/ RV Outlet & Wireless Remote
ELECTRICGENERATORSDIRECT.COM

Ron Tello Culley
Hey Beth, can I be your boyfriend? I'm available and I have my own tools.

Beth Benson
Ron, thanks. I like girls. I need friends with tools, though. Happy to welcome you to the forever friend zone.

Ron Tello Culley
Send a car. I'll pay standard fare!

Beth Benson
Ron?

Ron Tello Culley
Yes?

Beth Benson
Ron, no thank you on the boyfriend thing, but gratefulllllllllll for the friendship

Ron Tello Culley
K. We good!

Ron Tello Culley
I got a genny, remember?

Ron Tello Culley
I'll take that as a deffo maybe!

Ron Tello Culley
I like girls too. Send me your scraps.

Beth Benson
Allow 4 to 6 weeks delivery.

Ron Tello Culley
You take Pay Pal?
Me neither. I'll call in my card.

Ron Tello Culley
Genuine Blonds or no deal.

Beth Benson
Let me get back to you on that.

Ron Tello Culley
While I don't wait, I'll be snow whacking the yard.
I said I have tools!

*smee* · « **Reply #7125 on:** November 26, 2020, 05:36:58 PM »

Good to see you generating a convo with a wench

I could feel the electricity

No spark though

tellomon · « **Reply #7126 on:** November 26, 2020, 05:42:12 PM »

Cheap Thrills.

The precursor to sloppy seconds.

It's the Internet. This ain't real.

Chill.

tellomon · « **Reply #7127 on:** November 26, 2020, 05:59:24 PM »

When we don't respect ourselves, we tip our hats to the ladies.
Let them figure us out.

tellomon · « **Reply #7128 on:** November 27, 2020, 07:43:08 AM »

Young Cheech and Chong

During the free love and counterculture movements of the 1970s, perhaps no duo better represented what that meant than Richard “Cheech” Marin and Tommy Chong. The comedy duo became synonymous with the hippie persona, espousing their love of marijuana and sexuality before the conservatism of the 1980s took back over. Throughout the 70s and 80s, Cheech & Chong had wildly successful stand-up shows, movies, and comedic studio recordings. They were nominated for six Grammy Awards, and won for Best Comedy Recording in 1973.

tellomon · « **Reply #7129 on:** November 27, 2020, 08:00:46 AM »

Staring Contest Against Wonder Woman

Who’s gonna blink first, you or Lynda Carter, a.k.a. Wonder Woman? Carter is still best known for her role as the DC Comics superheroine. The ABC — and then CBS — show was a smash success for the actress. But Carter actually got her start as a model before landing roles on television. The Phoenix, Arizona native gained national attention after winning Miss World USA in 1972, and went on to be a runner-up in the international competition later that year. Carter returned to her modeling roots for this photoshoot in Los Angeles, California in 1985. The iconic swimming pool shot is still replicated today.

tellomon · « **Reply #7130 on:** November 27, 2020, 08:48:03 AM »

Inflatable Backseat Mattress

Calling all road-trippers (or people who really love their car)! Now you never have to leave the comfort of your vehicle while on the road with this inflatable in-car airbed. Had a long day of driving and need a quick snooze? Now you’ve got a comfy place to sleep in your backseat! Own a convertible, and you and your lady friend want to go stargazing on a clear, cloudless summer night? Yep, this one’s for you! The possibilities are endless … as long as it involves your car.

https://standardnews.com/amazing-inventions-wont-believe-exist/20/

tellomon · « **Reply #7131 on:** November 27, 2020, 08:55:44 AM »

Holiday Gift idea for yourself !

Santa's Flask

Forget about stuffing the stocking with gifts. The only true way to get through the holidays is with lots and lots of booze. Introducing Santa’s Flask, the perfect gift for those who need a little extra…um..holiday cheer. Simply fill with your favorite beverage of choice and sneak a few extra glassfuls as your uncle makes inappropriate jokes on Christmas morning.

https://standardnews.com/amazing-inventions-wont-believe-exist/22/

tellomon · « **Reply #7132 on:** November 27, 2020, 09:29:31 AM »

Mae West

Younger readers may not know that this was once one of the biggest stars in Hollywood, with an entertainment career that spanned seven decades. Mae West was a controversial figure in her day, seen as a sex symbol in early Hollywood films. She often brushed up against censorship standards of the Depression era, but turned the system on its head with her effortless comedic timing. Once asked about the numerous attempts to censor her, West replied, “I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.”

West turned to playwriting and screenwriting as her acting career slowed, and she continued in those ventures for much of the rest of her life. Here, West poses for a photo in 1930.

callostemma · « **Reply #7133 on:** November 27, 2020, 12:37:43 PM »

The best a to deal with is to ignore it
Enjoy the show everyone else puts on but dont get involved

*smee* · « **Reply #7134 on:** November 27, 2020, 01:14:10 PM »

I would rather sleep on Mae West than sleep on that car mattress

Although Mae is likely quite boney at the moment

tellomon · « **Reply #7135 on:** November 28, 2020, 08:24:50 AM »

That's a cheerful thot in a morbid way.

Nice going, now the children are crying.

tellomon · « **Reply #7136 on:** November 28, 2020, 09:46:16 AM »

Access Denied
You don't have permission to access "http://www.cabelas.com/shop/en/hidden-2g?" on this server.
Reference #18.6fb42d17.1606517100.664006

" WHY? "

*smee* · « **Reply #7137 on:** November 28, 2020, 12:14:59 PM »

They made the site yank proof

I can get in

Anything you want me to check on that site for you numb nuts

tellomon · « **Reply #7138 on:** November 28, 2020, 12:23:17 PM »

Oh, sweet offer!

Yes. That bloke with the horns on his back...yeah.

Go boost his truck and ship it to my location.

He'll never out-run you. Cuzza the horns.....

Can do?

tellomon · « **Reply #7139 on:** November 28, 2020, 12:33:03 PM »

Thank you all for love and support.

This has been fun.

Now it's gonna be differnt.

I'm grinding bones and gears.

Gassin' it.

Soon, I suppose....

tellomon · « **Reply #7140 on:** November 28, 2020, 12:44:32 PM »

Samantha Elizabeth
Yesterday at 3:31 PM ·
Delete if not allowed, I just wanted to let everyone know that someone is siphoning gas out of cars in the Boulder Bay area. They hit my jeep this morning at the condos.

Pam Spaun
Thats not cool!!! Love you lady... Happy Thanksgiving ! Love you

Samantha Elizabeth
Pam Spaun love you too. Happy Thanksgiving.

Cheri Lynn
Not OK!!! I’m sorry! But.....gas is cheap now!! Why be such a crook??

Aly Monsut?
Always try to get the locking gas caps for your car, has definitely saved me in the past when others around me got hit.

Samantha Elizabeth
Aly Monsut? yeah, my Honda has a locking gas cap. My jeep doesn't yet. I was asking my dad where he picked up the one he got for his truck the other day and then this happened

Aly Monsut?
Samantha Elizabeth Sad that we need to even think about buying such things 🙁

Samantha Elizabeth
Aly Monsut? agreed.

Kathy Eash
Thanks for the heads up!

Andrew Valencia
They did that here in sugarloaf I can't wait to see them this time

McKenzie Simmons
I thought that it was almost impossible to siphon because it’s now required that there be a seal?

Samantha Elizabeth
McKenzie Simmons dunno if that is true for new models. Both mar vehicles are a decade old and I'm missing gas out of the jeep and its gas cap was off. Also had a 2010 Honda Ridgeline (that I no longer own) get siphoned last year

Ron Tello Culley
Damn siphon varmints! Hit em with rock salt.

tellomon · « **Reply #7141 on:** November 28, 2020, 12:55:26 PM »

Denise Brotherton
Anyone know a Bonnie Stewart?
She had a package delivered and it had my PO Box on it.

Same Loraine Conrad-Sernka
Be aware that anyone could tell you that it was her and give you their po #

Melinda Powell
Weird.

Matthew Rice
I'd just return it to the PO counter or avoid the line and use the dutch door before they open.

Ron Walker
I sent you her phone number on messenger. Please call her. She’s new to the mountains and hasn’t adjusted to the whole post office thing.

Denise Brotherton
Ron Walker thank you, I got in touch with her.

Ron Walker
Denise Brotherton thank you 😊

Ron Tello Culley
Adjusting to the PO thing is part of the New Normal. Good luck everybody!

*smee* · « **Reply #7142 on:** November 28, 2020, 12:58:34 PM »

Petrol thieves eh ....But if you fill them full of bullets ....they wont be unleaded

tellomon · « **Reply #7143 on:** November 28, 2020, 01:04:23 PM »

LOL.
Focus on the truck and report back, copy?

I hate that guy. He's a poacher and getting away with it cuz his dad knows the Governor.

It's Open Season on Rat B@zturdz and Squirrels at large 24/7 !

*smee* · « **Reply #7144 on:** November 28, 2020, 01:10:08 PM »

Rightio then , I tried to commandeer Mr Hornys pick up ...

But some sod had siphoned the fuel out

*smee* · « **Reply #7145 on:** November 28, 2020, 01:11:28 PM »

Siphoning fuel with a hose ...that sucks

*smee* · « **Reply #7146 on:** November 28, 2020, 01:13:10 PM »

Theres a money maker for you Ronald

Put that little ditty on bumber stickers

"Siphoners suck!"

tellomon · « **Reply #7147 on:** November 28, 2020, 01:14:21 PM »

Been there done that.

I was young, poor and needed to travel.

My action was a cry for help cuz I hadda get out of town before the local cannibals set fire to the Trailer Park, the Camp Ground, Walmart, Denny's, In N Out and the Circle K.

I get around and I get OUT!

Surf that Beat!

Poor Circle K....

tellomon · « **Reply #7148 on:** November 28, 2020, 01:28:03 PM »

Mobs never attack the Post Office cuz that's where the checks come from.

No comment here.

(I'll save the burning churches stories for after the holidaze..)

*smee* · « **Reply #7149 on:** November 28, 2020, 01:32:01 PM »

Keep those checks out of the rain

You have no use for wet checks

News:

Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2600245 times)