Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)  (Read 636795 times)

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I's time for a change. I am done looking like a mop head. New poodle do here I come.
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Ron Tello Culley POODLE ALERT!

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"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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FU, D!!!!
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He lives!


(Or does he? :zombie: )

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It is life - the Tello version.

"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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Zombies of the world ....... Run!

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So yeah, don't think it's easy being alive in Tello's skin.
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Good to see you, Tello.



... or are you just bumping this thread to keep us coming back and pushing up the view count?

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Hello.

Yes.

I suppose a customary pulse-check is in order.
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Imagine something sad: yer nearly 60 years young, ok?
And ya think back to how all yer life ya been kicked out and around thru-out America all yer young life.... and all ya got remaining is yer wits.

Fine. Then yesterday ya go for Round 2 at a Shrink's to talk about being persecuted by the Gov cuz they NEVER liked my politics, hair and religion.

And that latest tiff with a Nevada Jail and all that crowd...

So, there ya have a history of Flock You by the Status Quo, et al., and suddenly...the shrinks don't know what to do with us, except to say "Don't call us, we'll call you".

I somehow always suspected that Depression can be fun.

Play the system; they have weaknesses too.
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Pulse-check procedure commencing...
"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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Tick-tick-THUMP.
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What is possible next door is not probable in my house.

Lousy noisy dogs.

Gas 'em all...with hot sauce on their feeding vessel!

*HUSH*


:dogrun:          :mobbing:       :sam2gun: :extinguish:
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Hush puppies?

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Now now... let us not go into charnel-house mode. (Particularly not with hot sauce.)
"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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It's official...

Tello has gone to the dogs.

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As long as ppl treat me like a dog, so be it.
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You should be so lucky.

If someone kicks a dog, you'll have a dozen people at them and the SPCA in hot pursuit.  From what I've gleaned, kicking you is more of a town sport.

Sucks, eh?

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Cocking your leg on lamp posts doesnt help ...




















Nor does humping the postmans leg :rofl:

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I misread that initially as "cooking your leg on lamp posts".

I wondered about this hot-plate sort of lamp post and thought it might be both useful and rather dangerous.

Then I chided myself for having an image of shot feet and cooked legs served up at a banquet.
"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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*snipe*
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Is there a particular significance to 6072?
"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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No.

Snipe.
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Hello numbnuts

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?

!
Some people just prattle on and on.....

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And some, like me, are deeply reticent and reluctant to spend more than a word from our word hoard in a post. It can be shocking, you know, to see such posts - almost empty "real estate" simply going to waste, and not a thought expressed. The lack of punctuation marks too; oh, that can be so difficult to bear (is that not so?) and in fact quite intolerable! I bemoan the mean use of the semi-colon, for assuredly it is underutilised, like an etiquette guide for muggers.

"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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I use my colon on a daily basis

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                                                                                    :rofl:
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I suppose it was good for you to get that out.
"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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Beats an enema any day.

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The enema of my enema is my friend...?
"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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fyi sherry has been talking shite about you saying your a freeloader living off her lazy bum drunk...she is spending night with kevin in vta says she made you sleep in her rv not in a relation ship any more planning to give you the boot. a conspiracy pretty low that is why i am writing hate cheaters liars backstabbers lame ass way to do things she made herself out as a victim not cool...

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Scriptwriters get paid to come up with stuff like this.

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The man stood on the burning deck
his foot was full of bullets .........

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The Tello and the Restless - an exciting new drama following the lives of the residents of a small town in Nevada. This is a place where the summer is high and the winters are snow-bound. Tempers fray and love grows wild. Some of the folks here are reckless gun-totin' rabbit-huntin' cowboys; some are uniform-wearin' badge-flashin' villains... Then there are the women - dark-eyed flirtatious wildcats, or practical-minded denim-wearing pretty ladies - Oh, there's every sort of woman, and every sort of man. But the drama centres on the wildest of the men - Tello.
Set up by a ruthless enemy, fighting for his life in an all-out gun battle that leaves a chicken dead and a crooked hustler shot in the foot, Tello must flee in the wake of a dedicated man-hunt led by arch-villain Sheriff Badgutt. Seeking refuge where he can, making new friends or discovering new enemies, Tello finds himself in for the ride of his life...

Don't miss... The Tello and the Restless!
"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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^^^ That won't even make the cut for a pilot ^^^

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Good enuff for you tube.
Deal?
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Sheriff ping ping ping ricochet Ronnie

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Can I talk? Will Roo PLEEEEZE adopt me now? Get me outta here and I commit myself to an eternity of Personal Service like no other, meaning: I'll get out of bed by 2 PM, and then...WATCH THE F OUT!!!!
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I can't adopt you, Tello. But if you make your way here, you will certainly get a huggy welcome and a free brochure on how to barbecue witchetty grubs. (I'll have to google that myself. Never have I barbecued a witchetty grub. Never have I EATEN a witchetty grub, for that matter.)
"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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POSER>
Yer not Roo!!!!!
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I know - I admit it. I am not our lovely Roo. Have you emailed or phoned Roo to see whether she would like to take up your personal service offer?
"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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I....ummm...

No.

I'm such a dummy for Roo.   :troll2:

BBL.
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