Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)  (Read 598163 times)

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I's time for a change. I am done looking like a mop head. New poodle do here I come.
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Shelly Cotton
Shelly Cotton Take pictures
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Diane Franssen For the office dart board??
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Debbie Hughes Just do bald and wear a hat.
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Ron Tello Culley POODLE ALERT!

Clown Show underway.
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Ron Tello Culley Ask me later about my 1982 Poodle Mullet.
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"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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FU, D!!!!
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He lives!


(Or does he? :zombie: )

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It is life - the Tello version.

"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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Zombies of the world ....... Run!

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So yeah, don't think it's easy being alive in Tello's skin.
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Good to see you, Tello.



... or are you just bumping this thread to keep us coming back and pushing up the view count?

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Hello.

Yes.

I suppose a customary pulse-check is in order.
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Imagine something sad: yer nearly 60 years young, ok?
And ya think back to how all yer life ya been kicked out and around thru-out America all yer young life.... and all ya got remaining is yer wits.

Fine. Then yesterday ya go for Round 2 at a Shrink's to talk about being persecuted by the Gov cuz they NEVER liked my politics, hair and religion.

And that latest tiff with a Nevada Jail and all that crowd...

So, there ya have a history of Flock You by the Status Quo, et al., and suddenly...the shrinks don't know what to do with us, except to say "Don't call us, we'll call you".

I somehow always suspected that Depression can be fun.

Play the system; they have weaknesses too.
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Pulse-check procedure commencing...
"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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Tick-tick-THUMP.
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What is possible next door is not probable in my house.

Lousy noisy dogs.

Gas 'em all...with hot sauce on their feeding vessel!

*HUSH*


:dogrun:          :mobbing:       :sam2gun: :extinguish:
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Hush puppies?

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Now now... let us not go into charnel-house mode. (Particularly not with hot sauce.)
"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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It's official...

Tello has gone to the dogs.

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As long as ppl treat me like a dog, so be it.
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You should be so lucky.

If someone kicks a dog, you'll have a dozen people at them and the SPCA in hot pursuit.  From what I've gleaned, kicking you is more of a town sport.

Sucks, eh?

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Cocking your leg on lamp posts doesnt help ...




















Nor does humping the postmans leg :rofl:

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I misread that initially as "cooking your leg on lamp posts".

I wondered about this hot-plate sort of lamp post and thought it might be both useful and rather dangerous.

Then I chided myself for having an image of shot feet and cooked legs served up at a banquet.
"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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*snipe*
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Is there a particular significance to 6072?
"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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No.

Snipe.
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Hello numbnuts

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?

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Some people just prattle on and on.....

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And some, like me, are deeply reticent and reluctant to spend more than a word from our word hoard in a post. It can be shocking, you know, to see such posts - almost empty "real estate" simply going to waste, and not a thought expressed. The lack of punctuation marks too; oh, that can be so difficult to bear (is that not so?) and in fact quite intolerable! I bemoan the mean use of the semi-colon, for assuredly it is underutilised, like an etiquette guide for muggers.

"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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I use my colon on a daily basis