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Creative juices dried up????   ;D

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                                   Race?

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                                  Race?


gee thats a tough question
I will take a punt and say Neanderthal I think

Yep that will do , he is from the Neanderthal race , thats my final answer
lock in Neanderthal

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Oh well .... let's make it worthwhile....




                                   Race?



Typical....

You have a go at a foreigner and they pull out the 'Race' card.

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Typical....
You have a go at a foreigner and they pull out the 'Race' card.


I forcibly use the term "Idiot" judiciously around here and ----> there.

Pls don't make me unleash that fury on YOU!


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C):-{= <" yer the flockers driving on the WRONG SIDE of the road! We were here First! And we flocked shite/-up First!

Why do you copy this crap?????
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Today, without remorse, I violated the Societal Norms which oversee aberrant behavior.
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See what happens to terminally unemployed American Boys and Men?
felafel YOU WHITE HOUSE HO'S!!!
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        Ron Tello Culley The only thing worse than a wetback is a wetback with a truck.
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        Ron Tello Culley The only thing worse than Obama is his Libtard followers...
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        Ron Tello Culley If any of you felafelers vote for him, I'll kick you in the nuts!!!!
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        Ron Tello Culley Ladies first!
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        Ron Tello Culley I donated ten bucks to these guys who claim to have the "Hollywood Blunderbuss". I can't hurry them up enuff....
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        Boog Mann I'm voting for Snoopy as a write in candidate, again.
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        Ron Tello Culley That's soooooo 6th Grade. But I like it!
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        Boog Mann ?4th grade! lol
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        Boog Mann Sometimes ya gotta take it back OLDSCHOOL! lol
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        Ron Tello Culley Don't get all..."Sandbox" on me now....
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        Ron Tello Culley Meet me at the Target Range!
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        Boog Mann Nothing else is working to fix our country, I say get all OLDSCHOOL SANDBOX on them! :-)
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        Ron Tello Culley You mean BIKERS????
        [yesssss...!]
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        Boog Mann <---- 1% All the WAY!
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        Ron Tello Culley Reviewing "The Wild One", "Easy Rider" and "Vanishing Point".
        (Yeah, I'm Dangerous, and I hope Patti Johnson can hear me now! I started in 6th Grade.)
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        Ron Tello Culley Patti?
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        Ron Tello Culley Say, Boog! "Liking" my stuff only strengthens my will to post.
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        Boog Mann lol
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        Boog Mann People who LIKE everything usually have nothing creative to say.
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        Ron Tello Culley This is too easy. Let me go to Level 9: "Martial Law; The Provocation".
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        Ron Tello Culley Ppl who like my stuff help me make it thru the afternoon...
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I got a hunnerd bucks.
Where do I go from here???
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        Alex Davis the bar!
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        Ron Tello Culley The Saloon!
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        Alex Davis The Cowboy.
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        Ron Tello Culley My Mama!
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        Ron Tello Culley How'd you see this so fast??
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        Alex Davis the status? i'm just that good, haha.
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        Ron Tello Culley You da Boy!
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        Alex Davis you know it. XD
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        Ron Tello Culley I know you ain't over 30!
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        Alex Davis in a few weeks i can have all the fun i want in Nevada tho. :D
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        Ron Tello Culley I don't wanna know.
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        Ron Tello Culley I got a bad rep to maintain: I cant have you messing it up!
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        Alex Davis you might just be there man.
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        Ron Tello Culley So I AM HERE, man....
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        Amy Munn Parker buy something from me!
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        Ron Tello Culley No, Amy! YOU buy my wares!!!
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        Alex Davis i might be there, and then by default you will be there, haha.
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        Ron Tello Culley Get a piece of Rontello History!!!
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        Ron Tello Culley We care about you, Alex. Just can't say when, ya know???
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        Alex Davis the love is felt. and it's sharp and painful.
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        Ron Tello Culley Tracey: "Liking" is NOT posting.
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        Ron Tello Culley Alex:
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        Alex Davis i hear ya. -__-
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        Ron Tello Culley Words don't cut it.
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        Alex Davis clearly.
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        Ron Tello Culley Deffo.
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        Cynthia Pauly To the $50. brothal.
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        Cynthia Pauly I meant fitty
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        Ron Tello Culley Huuurrrrrr....
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        Alexandra Stringer My house!
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        Ron Tello Culley Our House?
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        Alexandra Stringer Oooo yes please! X
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        Ron Tello Culley Arrrrrrh!
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        Steve Hampson ?40 acres and a mule
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        Alexandra Stringer Well that's tempting Steve but Ron and his hunnerd bucks wins hands down!
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        Ron Tello Culley It's a hunnerd alright!
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Who are you????
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        Ron Tello Culley Trudy is not yer sister. She's an Only Child just like me..
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        James Isthebest its testagrose, dork, ive had this pic forever LOL
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        Ron Tello Culley you are the least of my wories..
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        James Isthebest ohhhhh
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        Trudi Volker JT is my brother from another mother XD
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        James Isthebest ty dear :)
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        Ron Tello Culley James: YOU ARE on NOTICE!
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        James Isthebest fer what?
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        Ron Tello Culley EXACTLY!
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        James Isthebest ?*rolling eyes*
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        Ron Tello Culley Stop that!!!
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        James Isthebest YES SIR!
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        James Isthebest ?*throws a crisp salute*
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        Ron Tello Culley I got one bullet.. where will it go?
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        James Isthebest in the clip/chamber?
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        Ron Tello Culley Back off for a minnit will ya?
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        James Isthebest surely
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        Ron Tello Culley who is this James guy? How'd he get in here?
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        Ron Tello Culley PLUGGED YOU UP, dint I? Huuurrr...
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        Ron Tello Culley Gotta luv that Volker part...
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        Ron Tello Culley And with that...I am OUTTA here....
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Now is the time when I can really LOSE IT!
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        Ron Tello Culley Mass Murder. Justifyable Homicied. Riteous killings on The Grounds Of "the greater good"........ stuff.......
        Totally ""Hot Fuzz".
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        Ron Tello Culley Wrong? Aint nuthin wrong. This is aboot insubordination....+
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        Ron Tello Culley I make the Deals. Those guys breach the felafeling deals, and I'm The Riteous MadMan on the scene!!! Why am I alwqys the "Bad Guy" when I want the deal to be done???
        I made a deal with Dennis Davis and Paul Toschack, and they felafel me over and I'm supposed to be a nice guy about it???

        Hallowwenis coming, and if I can't get hot water by then. I'm wasting ALL of those losers! Rob't Paynme is #1 on my Kick list!
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        Sherry Kopack Ok, Is Paul's employer paying the electric bill at least? He is screwing you and he knows it. I mean, you have been more than patient with these people. I have learned by experience that if you pay before the job is done, well, the job just never gets done. Are there any honorable people up there? I wish I had the money I used to have. I would love to come up there and help you, as well as help kick some ass!
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        Ron Tello Culley PLS come back here and destroy all of my offending elements! I'll go to jail if I do: you wont be an issue! We can mask bullets...
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        Hear about it later...
        I like this tyown" Don't like the low-lifefes getting away with it! Duke is Target #1!
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        Ron Tello Culley I will kill Duke! Ya GOT THAT ELKO COPS??
        Fukin' SPIN_MEISTER ?
        felafelin McKinney??? Lamefuck noGood So- called COP???

        felafel the cops! There aint NO LAW here until my gun, and I say so!!
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        Ron Tello Culley Duke will go down....sweetly! felafeling Elko COPS! felafel YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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        Ron Tello Culley Sherry" Paul is aslacker. He needs to be kicked to the curb; He thinks sucking up my good heart is a means of long-term survival.WRONG: I can can kill im on insubordniation alone...felafeling "DUKE" slakier!!
        I can shoot anybody and the cops won't care!! Watch them!!!
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        Ron Tello Culley Watch Them!
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        Ron Tello Culley What -- me lose it?
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        Ron Tello Culley Did I say that?
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THAT'S IT!!!!
Mass murder Spree IS ON!
Slingshot and steel ball-bearings!
No jury can convict me on firearms charges, but the damages I levy are just as efficient!
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        Ron Tello Culley I hear the Sheriffs Hack into my page just to see what I'm ranting about next!
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        Tracey Sugarplum Fishman I ? random slingshot and Cymbal sale comments..:)
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        Ron Tello Culley felafeling Hacker Cops!!!!
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        Tracey Sugarplum Fishman felafel that shite...
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        Ron Tello Culley That's what ppl did when Howard Stern was new on The Air!
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        An ActualZombie Save the brains for me
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        Ron Tello Culley Hey Zom! Sweet of ya!!!
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        An ActualZombie Hello Ron..id figure id pop in.. i saw mass murder
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        Ron Tello Culley News Feed, not like Olds Food...
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        An ActualZombie heads on sticks..heads on sticks..lord of the flies mode
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        Ron Tello Culley And to think I got out of bed to rant here instead of the pillows!!!
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        Ron Tello Culley ?*Cleaning my guns*
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        An ActualZombie My pillows sound good right now...silencers
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        Ron Tello Culley I gotta go to jail. That's the only way I'm gonna "Make IT" in showbiz here. Hell, they're gonna call me Ronald Lee Culley, and make like I killed JFK again.... It'll be great and liberally stupid!
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        Ron Tello Culley I'll get out on OR and write a best selling comic book!
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        Ron Tello Culley I can even be on the Andrew Wilkow Show!!!
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        An ActualZombie You are one Crazy dude Ron..lets dissect your brain
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        Ron Tello Culley felafel...What do I HAVE...to lose? Shitfuck drums???? Expendable!
        My Freedom? No such thing exists under the Obummer Administration. Can't do a Lemonade Stand on my street!
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        Ron Tello Culley Zom: RUN! Run hard fast and far!!! RUN!!!
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        An ActualZombie where to run to...its a trap
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        An ActualZombie Now im running to work..ffs im gonna be late..like i givafuck
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        Ron Tello Culley Farmer's Markets! They have guns to confront the Feds who say that shite is no more. felafel THOSE GUYS!!!!
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        Ron Tello Culley Save the Farmer's Markets and Kid's Lemonade Stands!!!!
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        Ron Tello Culley And buy my drum crap!!!
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        Ron Tello Culley ?(Cheap, shameless plug)
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        Ron Tello Culley My Slingshot: Narrowly derailed a mule one time...the freight train got scared and radio'd-in saying so.
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        Ron Tello Culley Ever see a flat tire on a freight train?
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        Ron Tello Culley I can't say cuz the Feds are on my shite...again!!!
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Some drinks "Hit the Spot".
I just had one that left a spot.
It'll never launder out.
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Tello those lifeless stringers souls over ebay must envy you ... they can't stay away from here for one day !  there's one dude that sometimes copies from your thread to over the ebay boards... what a sorry existence they lead ...  

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Links???
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Links???

Why do want links to those lifeless flockers ? .... you have more life in Montello .... hard to believe eh ?

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Sorely impossible to believe.

You've seen my "Quality of Life" reports.
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I found the links myself.

Yeah, I'm a Rock Star.

BFD, it don't pay the bills.....


http://forums.ebay.com.au/topic/Community-Spirit/The-Rt-Reunion/600115452?start=8625&#msg604658078

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I found the links myself.

Yeah, I'm a Rock Star.

BFD, it don't pay the bills.....


http://forums.ebay.com.au/topic/Community-Spirit/The-Rt-Reunion/600115452?start=8625&#msg604658078




Don't mistake the good guy's for the azzholes tho, selective aiming at all times man....

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I read between the lines.
Our friends are easily identifyable.
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I read between the lines.
Our friends are easily identifyable.


There's more aboutcha scattered randomly on other threads.. but I can't be flocked lookin fer it, just bask in the ambiance of ya view count...

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Do I win a Prize?
Am I on TV yet?

Keep me posted.



C):-{= <" whats the attraction? "<<
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Do I win a Prize?
Am I on TV yet?

Keep me posted.



Don't call us... we'll call you....

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LOL ...

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Weakness

Another GREAT fb post!

Weakness.

That's is the operative mode when numerous w@nkers responded to my Junk Post last night, entitled "Gunfire in Montello".
According to Barbara, she took a shiteload of phonecalls to see if "it" was true.
None of yez dared to confirm with The Source.

Let me restate my position here: I am a Joker, a Clown and Wildly Entertaining.
I maintain that I have NO credibility on the internet, and anything I post cannot possibly be taken too seriously.
Except for the highly charged political content. And my Drums.
That's The Bottom Line.

So why did you bother Barb about it?
Ya couldn't deal with me, logically, instead?

Weakness.

Unfriend me if you can't deal appropriately.

That's the FINAL WORD on that.

Oh! btw: What happens in Montello....who gives a flying flock??? The cops don't.
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Gotta LOVE Andrew Wilkow! He did a segment on the hypocracies of society: "A lawyer suing a tobacco company will step out for a smoke break".

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    Ron Tello Culley
    WTF???? 2 of my comments on the post below have gone *pooof*.
    FB, are you being a bad boy?
    Wall Photos
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            Ron Tello Culley Prolly the Elko County dicks.....downtown, under color of the Thin Blue Line.
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            Paula Jo Szegda-Davis HAHAHA---LOVE the picture!! Some days that is what I want to do to Farmville!!
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            Ron Tello Culley Damn! Yer QUICK! Seen my other stuff here lately?
            7 minutes ago · Like

            Paula Jo Szegda-Davis Nope....been having problems with connections.
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            Ron Tello Culley Me too! WTF???????????
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            Paula Jo Szegda-Davis Maintenance....go figure. They finally figured out the site needs maintenance. Idiots!!
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            Ron Tello Culley Better than a cyber-trainwreck I suppose...
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            Ron Tello Culley So anywayyyyy, 2 of my comments vanished on my Post below.....
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Alex Davis maybe they got reported? after all, you do have a filthy mouth. clean it up with orbit. :D
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Ron Tello Culley I do NOT!
You're a towel.
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Alex Davis you're a towel!
about a minute ago · Like

Ron Tello Culley I'll kick you in the nuts!
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Alex Davis low. real low.
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Ron Tello Culley Rather have Kyle's Mom kicking yer ass?
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Alex Davis broflovski?
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Ron Tello Culley Yep.
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Alex Davis you want her licking yer ass. :o ya, i went there, whatcha gonna do about it?
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Ron Tello Culley You're a towel.
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Alex Davis  :|
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Ron Tello Culley This is going on your Permanent Record, ya know?
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Ron Tello Culley Smokes. Let's go....
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Alex Davis written with blood i hope.
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Alex Davis smokes. already got 'em. :D
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Ron Tello Culley *snaps fingers* Gimme a smoke, Hair-Do!
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Alex Davis come get it.
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Ron Tello Culley Fuckoff Cyrus....
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Alex Davis okay miley.
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Ron Tello Culley Kick the Baby....!
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Alex Davis wait, wait. don't forget your steel toed boots. SAFETY FIRST!
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Ron Tello Culley That'll do, pig.
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Alex Davis pork, they call it, or bacon. they only call them pigs when they're alive.
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Ron Tello Culley Bacon?
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Alex Davis yes, bacon. bake on!
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Ron Tello Culley nom nom nom....
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Alex Davis no om?
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Ron Tello Culley noom
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Alex Davis  2 pound bacon sammich!
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Ron Tello Culley Say! I saw you on TV. You were in London, huh?
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Alex Davis eh?
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Ron Tello Culley Yeah. Gray Hoodie. Broken glass. Cars and shite on fire....wasn't that you?
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Alex Davis don't watch the news. i make it.
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Ron Tello Culley Carry on....
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Alex Davis i am not your wayward son. :p
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Ron Tello Culley "There's no way...NO WAY that you could have come from my loins.
The first thing I'm gonna do when we get home is punch your Momma right in the mouth".
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    Montello Dynamite Explosion Oct. 11, 2008
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    The attempted demolition of over 100 sticks of VERY old dynamite from an old railroad lined root cellar in Montello Nevada did not go as planned. More than a...
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            Ron Tello Culley fb and Elko County had a baby and named it NDF.
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            Ron Tello Culley My Friends List UPDATE: 2 cowards jumped off.
            See ya!
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            Ron Tello Culley ???????????????
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            Ron Tello Culley The event took place about a week after the TNT was discovered. On the scheduled day to detonate, they had to postpone because the ambulance en route got in a wreck on the Interstate.
            Isn't it a Wonderful World?

            Ron Tello Culley Hey! Where'd everybody go?
            Fine, I got another one for ya: 2 years ago I got on a Drummer's website; total snooty elitist b@stards they were. I posted my Autobiography in pictures.
            Yeah, I got The Boot.
            The next and EVERYTIME I went to visit the site, I got *redirected* to crayola.com.
            Cheeky bvggers!
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THIS is trouble......



Ron Tello Culley
Who are you?
Why me?
about an hour ago · Like · · See Friendship

Today
[Wendy]
not sure love your look intrigued by your style

[You]
look? style? ME? explain!
where'd ya find me?

[Wendy]
how could I not notice?

[You]
where?

[Wendy]
on face book by accident....love the photo"s ...they do something for me

[You]
thx. where on fb? a page? a wall?
the garbage?

[Wendy]
sure or we have private communication through message.......I'm lonely

[You]
wat?

[Wendy]
only lonely love your photos

[You]
damn good camera I got.
why lonely? NOT in a relationship?

[Wendy]
no not in a relationship he broke my heart but i see your in a commplicated relationship......should I just go away

[You]
NO, STAY! Sherry and I go way back. I'm single.

[Wendy]
yes I have a camera

[You]
use it? havvint seen much of your wall yet.

[Wendy]
and how way back do you go is their an open door for me

[You]
20 years. Door's open.

[Wendy]
so your interested

[You]
Ya, can you cook?

[Wendy]
oh I can cook

[You]
*Interested*

[Wendy]
really and why

[You]
cuz I'm hungry. I'll have to do a background check on you soon, just to be sure I'm not gonna be an idiot for ya!
Weather's good here. Come visit?

[Wendy]
visit and will we do?

[You]
one day at a time...
I'm from El Monte dontcha know?

[Wendy]
seen that and how did you end up there......love the drums and the bike

[You]
long story short: Cali was very mean to me, hadda get out; this was my escape hatch. Drums are here; blew my scooter clutch. how young are you?

[Wendy]
in my 40's sweed and german decent

[You]
ok.....pix are working for me.

[Wendy]
your pix work for me

[You]
Yeah, I got that part, ok...now what?

[Wendy]
what would you like?

[You]
Midnight ron-day-voo?

[Wendy]
sure and where?

[You]
Montello, Nevada!

[Wendy]
do they have an air port?

[You]
Wendover, Utah does! We sort of do. I'll pop a link on yer wall soon!

[Wendy]
well my ex boyfriend is a probation officer

[You]
Great! I used to be a Lawyer. What's that got to do with me?

[Wendy]
nothing listening future presidential speech

[You]
A loverly distraction from the task at hand...

[Wendy]
only because the tv was on

[You]
right then. so, yer going to fly here, be here, share my canned goods, tequila and a DVD of yer choice. Any problem yet?

[Wendy]
what is your choice of dvd and tequila? no problems....

[You]
I shag the Potter's from the local shop; throwback Montezuma at the Saloon. DVD: Zombies and stuff... I got tapes but the new player I bot on eBay ain't showd up, so I'm kinda felafeled on that right now..
South Park, Trailer Park Boys, Twilight Zone...got 'em!

[Wendy]
2-getto-4-me

[You]
gimme a chance! I have VARIETY!!!

[Wendy]
sorry spent all day w/FRIENDS. TIRED...

[You]
and yer lonely?

[Wendy]
YES VERY

[You]
when can I reasonably expect yer arrival?

[Wendy]
when do you want to come here?

[You]
you mean: you come and get me? ASAP! Can I bring my Drums?

[Wendy]
yes

[You]
Perfect! Your call...
Are those yer real teeth?

[Wendy]
no I bought them from a dentist in mexico

[You]
lol I suppose. You got an idea about what I am, right? Half City, Half Desert Rat...

[Wendy]
I must leave u now i thought you were the one to love me support me and adore me for the rest of my life but what i have found is you have issueses with the dentist

[You]
not true! wat? I got a great dentist. It's my teeth that are shonky....no deal? :(

[Wendy]
what about the hat!

[You]
which hat? I have several....

[Wendy]
the one that i'm most attracted to

[You]
no clue, come again?

[Wendy]
exactly what I was thinkinking

[You]
~~~~~~~~~~ :-p

[Wendy]
got to go

[You]
ok then. look me up. email addy is on my info page. Been nice!
____________________________________________________



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See ya, Wendy.........NOT!
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        Ron Tello Culley you have no idea what just happened here.
        Hit and Run Lonely Heart...check yer email!
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        Ron Tello Culley Wait! Which one do I use?
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        Ron Tello Culley LOL!!! She UNfriended me.
        Good one!!!
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        Sherry Kopack How "shallow" of her.
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        Ron Tello Culley She lives in Ventura. What do ya expect?
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        Sherry Kopack Hey, Ventura is a great Beach Town. It never gets hot or cold there. I think I've seen her. She looks familiar.
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        Ron Tello Culley All Blondes look alike!
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        Sherry Kopack Yeah, that's what I thought. lol!!
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        Ron Tello Culley LOL!
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        Ron Tello Culley http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=510.5240
        
        The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
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Sherry Kopack Strange confessions!
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Ron Tello Culley Sheee-it! I'm having way too much fun!
21 minutes ago · Like

Ron Tello Culley As "IF" she was gonna play me like a fiddle?

I played her like a Kick Drum.
And she left the Building.
6 minutes ago · Like

Ron Tello Culley Bummer. I'm still hungry......
LOLZ!!!!
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Sherry Kopack LOL! tell Barbara to make you a "sammich", and bill me.
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Ron Tello Culley She's there now, cleaning up after Karaoke.
She gave me a gallon of soup today so I'm good, actually! :-p
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Sherry Kopack Say hi to her for me. How's "Kitty" ? Matt Dillon. Have a "turn" yet? lol.
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Ron Tello Culley Will do!
Kitty's good.
Not until after I can get my laundry back.
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Sherry Kopack LOL!!!
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Valerie Jeans Sammiches?
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Ron Tello Culley Ten bucks, 2 loads: can't go wrong. Just gotta wait for it to return!
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Ron Tello Culley Yeah, Val...BACON!!!!
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Sherry Kopack Like, everyone else is asleep, Man! G'nite. Sweet dreams :|
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Ron Tello Culley Sherry: Is it ok with you if I "Bad Touch" Sugar Skull? She's been bad. Seems fitting, eh?
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Sherry Kopack Only if she likes it. lol
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Valerie Jeans Mr Tello? Vegetarian sammiches, please
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Ron Tello Culley NO Kitties and Gravy? :-(
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Ron Tello Culley OK, Baby Doll. I got my Hat!
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Valerie Jeans Veggie Kibbles will work. Who's that bizarre blonde?!
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Valerie Jeans Goodnight Sherry!
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Ron Tello Culley What Val said.
Good-bye Wendy, you've been a perfect qunt!
Now Val.....you and me?
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Sherry Kopack Ok, Ok, already, I'll leave you two alone.
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Ron Tello Culley No problem. I'll get it all on tape!
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Valerie Jeans NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Ron Tello Culley What's the risk? Sherry's being cool about my "issues"...
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Valerie Jeans I want two sammiches.
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Ron Tello Culley Not. A. Chance.
Read between the lines...in her face!
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Joe Maamma the key word here is 'would' not 'wood'
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Ron Tello Culley If you got the Key, go pick her Lock!
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Joe Maamma I've got no wood for her. WAY too much trouble.
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Ron Tello Culley Not even jerk material....
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Joe Maamma perhaps for Billy Joe Bob
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Ron Tello Culley Or the Dallas Cowboys.
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Joe Maamma you gotta like the two "ganstas fresh outta da hood" in the car. I'm shaking with fear.
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Ron Tello Culley She ain't really lonely.
Just another skirt looking to get her Clam loosened up.
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Ron Tello Culley 2 for 1? Free shipping? Warranty?
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Joe Maamma operators are standing by to take your call now. And the first 50 customers that mention 'facebook' will get a "portable pocket pal" free with their order.
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Ron Tello Culley VISA, MasterCard, PayPal.....
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Joe Maamma brought to you by the makers of "wonder jelly" (another fabulous petroleum based product)
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Joe Maamma order now and we'll also thrown in at no cost to you, a blonde "lonely" golddigging bimbo.
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